Trixie Mattel Returns Again

0:00Waves. Girl, it was like them.com or out.com or something and they had an article that was like I'm 67 and I'm wanting to get to an attempt my first time same sex experience What is your advice? It was a 67 year old and I just commented 67 This is the beloved community that we're supposed to be in I did this on the pod yesterday with Kate I was like well there's a something happened in my life and I'm tired of hiding it and yes I got an aura ring So bar it's been two nights and last night I really went in on my sleep score I was like I'll show it because the night before earring was like damn bitch. What do you what do you just lay there and scream? Yeah, or ring was like it was like you scream for seven hours So it's last night I laid in bed I laid on bed pissed off at 730 like I'm gonna show you or a ring and then what happened 10 10 hours and 42 minutes of sleep Trixi 93% ready for the day. That's not even a hundred percent

1:01So do I need the Michael Jackson propethal to get to a hundred no you need I think we're fine We don't need as much sleep as they say well That's what Kate says about drinking water. She says that eight glasses a day is is perpetrated by big water I don't want to be grouped in I don't want my sleep thing to be grouped in with her water. This is my two health consultants you and her and you're in big trouble You're in big trouble, but you know she's so funny because she's so hot cold about some things like she's like no phones in bed That's so bad for you. I'm like, oh is it you know what else is bad for you a decade of hard drug abuse But she's right. She is right. I think you're not supposed to do phones about and you really shouldn't do TVs in bed No TV in the bedroom is my biggest thing. I'm not a TV in bed person But I find myself with men that need the TV on they need the nookie No, they can't be sucking on the nipple. They need to turn that TV off 6.30 this morning. I wake up to I wake up to Nini Leaks screaming no, you know what I mean? Trixi you got it over to Daria went back to sleep. You're letting another woman make your man smile

2:03You need to turn that TV off close. You're like to marry man. If he's watching Nini leaks It's because he's wishing that you were down there making something else leak If my dick is leaking I have gone a real if you're dick is leak people's dick's leak for really positive reasons. Oh, yeah, that's true But you know gonna phrase it like that. Yeah, you're so hot. I'm leaking a people say shit like that unfortunately I hate that you're not on grinders, so you don't know how bad it can be. I don't like that. I don't like um well milking milked. I'd like to be milked. Oh, I'm not into that. Oh my god Yes, Katya, now we're talking about like people like I have a seven-day load or whatever She thought it meant you've been holding someone's load in your ass for seven days. That is a reasonable thing to think with gay guys But she also almost just died of abdominal destruction. Did she really? Yes, girls. She almost died two months ago and it was a Abdominal obstruction was this close. Do you realize I was about your payout? I would have gone on the biggest Sydney Prescott of darkness tour. I would have wrote a book. I would have been like

3:08It would have been like when I'm a new Harris lost grand Parsons. What would you have warned her funeral? I bet it would be so fucking fierce red it would have been that wedding The wedding dress the wedding dress from Beel to use That's what she would what she would have wanted you say through tears. She would have wanted me to wear this Well, we joke because I have chronic illness. I have arthritic But she has put her body through the movie Twister. Yeah, so we're always saying who's gonna die first and she's like if you die before me I will be legitimately pissed off at who well you and God She's also eight years older than me though, but you know, she's like she's been one of those 112-year-old people who never goes to the doctor doesn't drink water. It's just fine. Yeah You were talking about something you found at my house. Oh, I went to your beautiful home Like one of the most beautiful homes I've ever been in you didn't Kansas City. Yes, it is gorgeous home I can't lie. It's gorgeous the neighborhood the porch your roommate was there. She was doing a show that night She's not my roommate. Oh She's just a house guest. Oh, there was a guitar there. It was hers. She was staying there for an extended amount of time

4:11We also need to talk about that because I just had a house guest for two days And that was the perfect amount of time which is obviously different than what you do which is Miss Hannigan tricks You my house guests don't leave adoption. I can't get these lesbians out of my house They're all there with their guitar is squatting. They're all dating. They're literally squatting They come I my friend went over a couple weeks ago to grab something and he was like do you know what I found when I got in your house There were three animals that don't belong to you. There was a lesbian getting a haircut in a hallway And he's like there was a group of people practicing music on the third floor I don't even know who they were. I didn't interact with that's fun It's super fun, but I can't get these people to leave. I'm in a real tough spot. Are you you're not a musician? You're a your music lover supporter. I'm an ally. Yeah, do you must like having like musicians around the house? I love it. I wish they'd pay rent well, they don't pay me a dime Music they are famously a musical about how musicians musicians aren't gonna pay rent. Which one is it? It's called cats Well, I you're your house guest was there playing a guitar and I liked that but also I saw

5:15Back to flirting I saw I the used condom above your bed Did you really yeah, I walked in and you were like oh that's from today and I was like That's awesome. I'm glad I was using condoms Caleb has game and wants you to know about it I'm glad I was using condoms because I went through a no condoms era and it got scary quick because I'm not on prep And I really I don't know what I was thinking but yeah me and some me and some oral HIV tests had some chats And I'm good, but it got scary. I need to be wearing condoms. I'm glad I was wearing condoms in that era I'm very pro condom as well. I'm pro Prep pro condom pro abstinence pro whatever safety practices you would like to practice. I'm pro all of them Do you know what I did the other day? I got a full body MRI scan. Oh girl. Did you pernuvo? Well, no, it's a different one, but yes, I got the full body you went to the Costco pernuvo I went to the one in Kansas City. They don't have pernuvo. I do it once a year. It's a fraction of the price Do you really yes? I had one I haven't gotten the results yet. I'm terrified and exhilarated. It makes you feel so much worse

6:18Yeah, like well, I did yours have a TV no, okay the pernuvo one you get like plastic earbuds and they put on whatever you want on Netflix Yeah, there's $6,000 for a reason. Yeah, and there's a mirror above you that reflects to a TV in another room that you I watched like the Ashley medicine documentary while I found out if I was dying But I I to me I feel that in this country of course it's a crisis health access crisis But if I have access far be it for me to not use money for that. Did it find anything? It finds a lot of what do they call it? Um, what's the word when it's like a non-event? What is it called? It's a coincidental findings. Okay, things that they would never see unless you got like oh you have a Your nose is crooked. Yeah, it finds things that are like very low on the total pull of like who cares Do you want um? I think mine had like your brain has the circle of willis which is just like Bruce Willis in your mind. No, I don't know. It's I think they're fucking with you. No, no, no It's all kinds of weird like oh you have a slight scoliosis

7:19But nothing that gives you an actual problem in your life. Yeah, it's an autopini. Oh tiny fat fatty tumor in your spine They were like oh most people have things like that we never even know I had a friend who I ran into recently. This is the reason I got the full body scan I am in an era where my hyperchondria is not back But it's certainly attempting to make a comeback fallory cherish and I have ran into a friend who Told me that one of these companies was like hey, do you want a free full body MRI scan? She's famous of course And she was like sure. I guess I'll take one if it's free and they found brain cancer In her brain that's usually where they find it. They were like they found brain cancer in her brain. Trixi I can't believe it. I know and they were like if you wouldn't have done this You probably would have started having symptoms when it was too late and instead they found it early and they took it out and now She's gonna be fine. That's what I'm saying. I Have similar I have problems that now I'm passed which were a little bit secret I've never really even talked about But I'll talk about it with you because I think maybe I have something similar when my anxiety was that it's absolute peak I was a chronic all-day medical

8:21Panicker I thought you were gonna say masturbator for something. No, no, no It was anyone else with me on that chronic all-day medical. I was like with a medical masturbator I put on a COVID mask. Yeah, that'd be hot Now we're coming to the COVID mask and put it on if you do it more than twice a day It's medical to me. I was good. Anything that could be I was googling. Yeah, and particularly when I started to when I got diagnosed with arthritis It became a I didn't understand so many of the symptoms of anxiety that feel all physical. Yeah, I thought I feel short of breath Long cancer. Yeah, I feel this it's it's been now. I've learned through bitter experience that so much of that is just like Do you press yet now I am anxiety man change my life really change my life? I don't know if I'm anxious. I didn't think I was until that when that when that medicine hit Wow bitch you needed to be shut down like a computer a long fucking time ago Somebody needed to walk into the family computer living room and I'm pull the plug and say go to bed take this bitch off

9:21Yes Well, I have no side effects nice No, it just less anxious and you have no side effects. This is a miracle magical a creative breakthrough Also, I do therapy twice a week also. I exercise so I'm doing everything. Yeah, so it's hard to say One thing has changed everything twice a week on the therapy is not crazy. Oh my god This is the thing about therapy. It's an MLM. It's sort of like well now that you're doing so good After you've been seeing me twice a year I've seen me twice a week for two years Now we can finally begin It's a little bit like you know You've been doing so good that I think we should go up to three times a week Yeah, and there's there anybody you can call to get $250 from right now To sign up for my course you've unlocked another session with me. It's congratulations. It's It's I'm afraid to say Scientology, but it's it's it's there's a ladder. Yeah, there's a therapy ladder that you can climb But I also like about therapy is you really can choose your own destiny if you want to do once a month

10:22That's still better than nothing Sure, and if you do it enough you start diagnosing other people and being pretty bizarre in your relationships Absolutely well, I will say this do you do therapy? I just restarted for the first time in a very long time. Thank god I don't I don't want that to be tried different response. Oh good But I know what do you think I need to work on in therapy? And what are you working on in therapy? Oh for me, I'm had a lot of breakthroughs recently actually. What's your most recent one? Well the level of anxiety and panic that I felt all the time for years Was so chronic and so always that I thought it was my brazen ambition And I thought it was all good things about me That I always wanted to do something and push myself and exhaust myself And now I've realized um to be my best creative self Calm down bitch. Mm-hmm Everything you do doesn't have to be I put a lot of pressure on myself that everything it did has to be valuable good profitable whatever I never showed up in the work But it's true because like focusing on something being good is doesn't mean anything

11:29What is good? Yeah, it's objective B you can't create and edit at the same time now I've got a lot more into the process of making things is the best part of it. Yeah It's that after you've made something it's kind of like it's not even your business now. It's being experience is gone This is actually the most healthy antidote to the like nightmare time that we're living in where everyone's at so obsessed with outcome that they're willing They're actually willing to just trade away the process entirely Yeah, this is the problem with a lot of things but AI in particular uh some other like fast-acting health Things that are going on right now is it no one really cares about process when process and experience is the whole point Like process is the whole entire point. It's the part that actually I mean, I'm sure you feel it's the part where you actually get that charge You're like oh, you know, I mean obviously we do live performance so some part of it is that But there's the moment of conception and like discovery of like oh, that's funny or that's good Yeah, and the work is the point. It's like you shouldn't yeah AI can sit down and write you a book

12:31It doesn't if that's the thing that I think we we got obsessed with outcome and being like I want to have written a book And it's like no, you need to want to write a book like you don't the outcome is not the important thing an obsession with outcome Is what leads to all these like process skipping maneuvers? You're just cheating yourself If you're cheating yourself out of like the beautiful experience of like being alive and doing things You're a hundred percent right because the You know what else I get now that I'm calmer. It's like when I'm making something. It's like wouldn't it be funny if this sucked? Yeah, and it would that it's like wouldn't it be fierce if I sat here all day at the end of the day I listened to it or look and I was like that was stupid But that an older version of me would have been wrecked by the idea of that yeah The the answer and the closet is that I would do something and it wouldn't be good and now it's like who gonna check me boo and I did it What if it sucks and I still did it? Yeah, I still did it who cares and you do gain something from the experience of trying to stack the Jungle blocks and like oh they fell over whatever

13:31I mean I just feel a lot better about that where I used to feel so Land bed at night and like wreck myself about like this better be good This better be impression appears this better be better than the last thing you did this better make more money Whatever it's like that that that's so Anti the experience of like making yeah the making and the discovery is the fun part So therapy's really working for you. What do you I just got back in what do you think I need to be working on you know me What do I need to work on in there? Don't say love in romance. I'm already doing that. I was gonna talk about your shoes Sorry does the devil wear sketchers. Trixie sketchers Bitch you are a nasty mean spirit an individual you know damn well You've never seen me in a pair of sketches unless they want to advertise on the show Today's episode is brought to you by sketchers. Why are there two cameras? What do you mean? What's real? What they're both real We have to get too on you because you look so different from different angles We're we have two there's you notice how there's only one on me. Now. Why are there two on me? I will tell you it's because I'll bolt when light hits your head

14:40We never know where it's gonna refract any cameras out. I know I almost wore a hat today and I was like you know what like I'm Caleb's your head of hair is so gorgeous. I was like it's kind of like you say potato I say potato. We're kind of in opposites. Yeah. Do you like bald bald bottoms who cross dress? Of course I don't believe you. I don't think now, but I mean Of course no Trixie. I don't but guess what I like you. Thank you Someone put some sweet music under that. See I don't I'm on the same way. I don't have a type I'm I'm open to everything. None of my boyfriends have ever looked like each other. Yeah, there's no blueprint I don't I think that's one of the problems in gay dating and we will get to you. I think one of the problems is I think one of the problems is people are people think they have a type which is stupid because it means they just slam Dating-wise they slam door shut for a living. I think people might have a type Trixie You don't but I think some people really might I don't either I'm down with I'm I get into a lot of different kinds of stuff

15:41I mean I just saw a video of Ricky Martin being like they were like what's something people I know about you And he was like I have a foot fetish and I was like whoa Ricky swing and beg and I think that stuff is cute But I'm saying if someone's like I only like tall guys. I only like older guy It's only of anything is so stupid only a silly to me. I would say yeah, it's about energy It's about different things also you need that's what I hate short cash will sex do you? Of course who does it? I know problem. What do we get life has fucked them? I'm not gonna marry a short guy Yeah, I'll sleep. I do yeah, I'm not gonna. I'm not gonna have you running around my house down there Well, everyone is the sounds really horish, but everyone's the same height laying down So horish but it's true of course it sounds worse. That was horrible. It's true That's not true. There is some lies that are being perpetuated by the media the lame stream media Which is that um scrawny guys have huge dicks. Oh a lot of them do No, no, no, it's about proportion. Oh When the dick picture. Yeah, if you have a 26 inch waist right your dick's gonna look cute Wow, the dick is huge. I will say being fat is not helping my situation

16:44I already have a small the average dick and then I'm I'm huge and so it just looks ridiculous But you know because there is some encroaching on on the length right like like when people lose their game weight There is oh sure right. Yeah, your dick seems bigger when you get smaller It's an optical illusion is what it is, but that's the thing the dick is always the same size. No You think the the instrument is the same. We're talking about your body in relation to The whole thing when you're really thin. It just looks bigger right but also tricks See a lot of those guys just are hung like a horse and it's crazy What are you doing with all that dick? It's crap some of the skinniest guys in the world have brought dicks out that I'm like you first of all put it back. There's nothing happening with it and second of all how that happened Why do you need that? Well, but I guess everybody could have a big dick though There is no rule. That's what I'm saying these are only Yeah, a lot of people can't have big dicks, but skinny guys really do. It's crazy Have you read that video of jasmine masters talking about big dicks? No, can I play it? No, I don't want to care about it

17:45So just take a break I really hurt your feelings just now. She has a video for like Like she has PSAs for every body type being like the skinny boys have the big dick the big boys have the big dick So it's all about like perception. Yeah, if your algorithm serves you jasmine masters saying that big big boys have big digs Then maybe that's what you were looking for right. It's a little bit like a row shack. Yeah, jasmine masters is a row shack What do you see? What do you see if you see big dick? Yeah, that's what you wanted What do you think you want from therapy? You haven't answered what you think I need to be working on in therapy I mean you know me. What do you think to be honest you just you seem like one of the like The sweetest most like well-adjusted people I know that's really sweet and people are not going to believe that people Yeah, people on the internet have opinions about me, but I find it I find it interesting that you're so famous especially now and you still seem like you don't Care in a good way. You're talking about my shoes again No

18:46I'm not talking about the shoes again because we covered it. Yeah I think the shoes have been through enough. Yeah, they've seen too much as it is meanwhile This is what I show up in which is the absence of choosing any clothing options at all you look great. I look like a sim you do I look like very cute. So I love this. She's got out of jail I love when I open Instagram. I just and this is the outfit they gave me to leave you just walked out of the gate no jewelry The orring I love you do have the orring I love when I open up Instagram and you're wearing like Oakleys and lime green gym shorts or something. I'm like that's my favorite drag queen. I dress like you don't know where I was on January 6th. Yeah No, you do you dress like we do yeah, but you know what though It's all about I forget what the word is I was at the Beyonce Cubboy Carter concert and I had my big Oakleys on with like Camo hat with like America flag shirt and the Beyonce stage was a big America flag and I took it like this and if you did not know where I was And who I was probably of course But I'm a drag queen at Cubboy Carter, but if you were just swiping you'd be like oh

19:47Scared scared scared But I really think because you're so beloved and so famous and so successful you really treat all of this like you It's not it doesn't it's like a non-event for you which I find is very impressive Well, don't you think it doesn't kind of matter It doesn't really matter but even you thinking that is something that some of us take years to think to get there. Yeah It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter and I do feel that way I'm like it simply does not matter. It's something that's happening to me right now wonderful But it's like life the exciting things about life would be the same Regardless of if my life was going this way or not like the beautiful things about life are available to everybody And they're they're not like the things about my job that are exciting the beautiful things about life are still like Senior friends beautiful sunsets going on a bike ride making dinner like I don't I just feel like my I love my job I'm very grateful for my life. I love that I get to like travel and do and Same my stupid opinions for a living but I'm like it kind of doesn't matter. I'd be able to crisis like an artistic crisis like a crisis of faith about like what am I doing?

20:50Not a crisis. I wonder what I'm gonna do next right now. I'm in kind of a moment of like I'm this year last year was all about making stuff I was made a bunch of stuff and then this year I was giving myself permission to like not go on tour Just kind of put these movies out that's right you came on my youtube channel and you were plugging your tour and then I saw you next I was like how's your tour you like didn't go didn't do it love it didn't do it not going But that's the level of who cares. Yeah, that is I think is pretty fierce I don't know if your reps think that's fierce when you're like never mind. They do not They do not have the most patient and uh beleaguered team in America, but have you ever caught you on? No, she won't talk to me love. I'm not kidding caught you caught you will not acknowledge me In any sense barely spoke to me when I came to your guys a show to caught you does not want anything to do with me And I have the utmost respect for her We've had this same person shooting our podcast for like four or five years and just last week caught you asked what his phone number was So I have so much respect for it. We have I have asked her to come on the show I have tried to hang out with her it has not worked out

21:51But I'm saying she has a really similar healthy point of view on Because this is a thing It's one thing to be happy about what you get to do because we've reached wonderful career heights that oh my god Right if you quit tomorrow someday you'll be like I did that that's so crazy But it's important to enjoy it presently because sometimes I used to feel like anything good that happened to me Would only heighten my fear of what if it went away? Which is horrible because it completely occludes your ability to enjoy the present And performing and being your best as an artist is all about the present And don't you feel like even when you were doing stand up for a smaller crowd You still could like hit that groove and hit that moment with the audience where you felt great 100% and in some in some ways things are easier I think the thing with life that's important is that you look at everything that could happen to you good or bad And you go what would it provide and what would it take away Everything that happens to you in life provides and takes away you get something you lose something Right And so I think about this like that where I'm like yeah if this all stopped if I didn't if I wasn't making money talking anymore

22:52Or if I didn't get to be a working artist anymore That would take a lot away a lot of things that are very nice And it would also provide things that are very nice like peace and quiet and you know boredom and seeing your family more That's a big thing I think about as I get older as I'm like wow to be an artist and travel for like last 10 plus years At some point when I was young without even realizing it I kind of decided I'm only going to see my mom etc a few times a year until they died Which is a horrible thought That's crazy But it's different than prioritizing I could never have that career because it's really important to me to live down the street from my family or something Yeah We all are choosing things and unchoosing something else Yeah So you're 100% right that if you start playing that game of what you're missing or what you could be missing But you know what I learned in therapy in this change my life Tell me Anxiety is not about what could happen It's about what has happened Hmm You think what if this happens because your system your somatic system your fight or flight all that Remember things that have happened

23:53So you're having these physical Responses that to you don't make sense. You're like why my panic? I'm at the grocery store But something about your body remembers something that happened before that was bad And so it thinks something is about to happen But that's not based in fact Your system is just reacting we all are like writing Linux You know mac windows ios whatever we're writing our operating systems while we're like sucking our thumbs Yeah, which is why later in life when we have reactions to things we don't understand It's all makes sense when you say I don't understand that that doesn't make any sense It surely does make sense yeah It all makes sense and then I think you get more sympathy for other people because when somebody else has a reaction They don't understand or shows their ass you're like we're all just fucking lizard brains Slamming to each other having having having reactions we can't explain Have I asked you about God before on the show That's all you talk about I know I talk about all the time do you mean a lannus yes, yeah, what's your favorite song by a lannus yeah

24:58Thank you Thank you. No, I love I really want all I really want great song It's a great song. It's so repetitive in the best way and Don't worry about that. That's God. That's God. That's a lot of us. Um, she's up there Um, they've been a handjob the 10 year anniversary of Jaguil Little Pill is the 2005 release where it's all acoustic And that version of all I really want is all orchestra and it's it's it's very turned yeah really love her What do you think about actual God? Do you have a do you have a religion? I don't know. I don't know if I've ever asked you I wasn't raised religious at all really at all wow so I have no everything about it is It's like me watching religious people is me was like me watching simon biles do back flips it just seems like Humans are wacky and that's crazy. Yeah, and weird. Yeah Um shadowed to simon biles. I don't mean I don't think you're weird, but I mean it seems like it's crazy that that's something you're dedicating your time to This is doing so many flips. It's a stretch of like a human

26:02You know, I think all different cultures who before the telephone the internet didn't even nobody each other All developed their own little religions And so I do think there's something in us that Get something out of believing in God and I think that that instinct is beautiful which is why I like Not Christian music. I like old folk music that talks about God and stuff Because I think it's a beautiful instinct. Yeah, but I don't believe in it. No. Is that bad? Not a lot Is that so you're saying no God? I'm I don't believe in it. I'm not saying there's no God right right you say you don't believe in God Yeah, what do you think happens when we die? You're so zen and so peaceful. I'm really interested in like what you think What do you think happens after this? I think to believe that something better happens when we die is a complete slap in the face to the gift of being alive right now You have told me this and I think that's beautiful. Like I love that. We're here. Yeah You're like when I die. It's gonna be so conty. No, it isn't To me like Believe me good heaven believing that when you die everything's gonna be so fierce

27:05Yeah, do you know who thinks that people who hate you? Yeah Would you die it's gonna be fierce. Oh, it's gonna be amazing when you're not here when you're not here It's gonna be a fucking key right like when it happens. You know what I'm talking about yeah when it happens That is gonna be fierce for me. It's gonna be amazing I can't wait until that dancing in the street. I'm gonna be running naked I'm gonna I'm gonna just go withdraw cash in the bank and run through the street like do you know what though? I am gonna be sad why I just I said this recently when somebody evil died I I do get sad about it and people accused me of virtue signaling. I was it's on substack where they use bigger words to still be fucking annoying and dense But I did a sub stack what oh yeah, I love sub stack you do I love sub stack I didn't I had it for a year and it was like I felt like Bart Simpson writing on the chalkboard every day like it was like It was it was hard. I love it. I love the writing on there I think there's so many brilliant writers on there and there's so many artists I love who are using it in really interesting ways my favorite sub stack is actually chance and I everybody do I'll run the Music review sub stack called night swimming cool. He does new music every week that and he only does like review he only reviews things that he likes

28:07Um, and it's really really really fucking good in the time I find a lot of new music I love sub stack, but I posted on there that I I do get sad even when a really evil person dies because I think life is so precious and beautiful I'm being alive is so Special and amazing and I can't believe that I get to be alive. I love it so much And I'm so glad I'm alive at the same time as all of you But yeah, when someone evil dies, I don't I actually I think I used to feel joy And as I've gotten older I feel a real genuine sadness Not like oh my gosh. I'm so sad that they're gone, but more like I feel really sad because I'm like oh they really Never figured it out. They spent their life being hateful and hurting people And it makes me sad that they wasted their time on earth doing that and it overcomes me Even if I feel joy that they're no longer in a position to do harm I get immediately overcome with sadness that that is what they did. Do you know I'm saying? I do I do know what you're saying and I really feel that way and I feel in it It isn't me being like I'm too good to feel mad when an evil person dies. I'm just like I feel sad

29:08When my this isn't maybe maybe too much, but when my stepdad died who is horrible It's you know terribly abusive alcoholic horrible horrible. I would fat I'm fantasized about him dying every day for years, which is horrible I mean, that's horrible to say but when you're in like a real abusive cycle Of course, you don't think that you can go to school and tell someone and it's gonna be over You think you're it's a weird mind game where you like can't leave and you don't you don't want to you know It's crazy. Yeah, and then when he finally did die it was like A. I felt all this guilt because I felt like I Psychically made it happen because I wished it too much and then also I felt like wow This is what we did with our time on planet earth me and this person yeah And that can't be fixed now. It can't be changed I don't even have the luxury of later having some resolution from it or Some kind of apology. It just that was what it was and that's it And I was surprised at the feeling you're saying which is regret almost like the second hand regret of like that's what we did That's what we did while we were here okay, what would have been so much nicer is for that person to have

30:12I mean, I can't say that for you. I'm not saying you would have felt this way But I think in my position where people who have like Done immense evil. I think what would have been nicer is for them to have an about face and like apologize Then tried to make right and like I think that would have been so much more Pleasing than like them just dying evil and thinking they were right because that's the thing is they die thinking they were right Oh, it's fierce. Yeah, it's fierce especially I mean, I don't really feel bad for conservatives when they die. Maybe you're not different But no a lot of people agree with you. I don't feel super bad. I feel to be clear though. I don't feel bad for them I just feel bad. Okay, I understand there is a difference. I don't pity them. I don't feel sad for them I'm not sad on their behalf. I don't wish that they were still here doing what they were doing I just feel sad and it's more about Me and us than it is about them. Does that make sense? It's a more like a wasted life thing a little bit Wasted purpose it's pity almost yeah, that's us. Yes, especially because so many these like hateful thoughts are taught

31:12It's like damage if that same person would have been born in another family or something They wouldn't have dedicated their whole life to this or whatever, you know Because I don't think anybody's born homophobic or anything like that But then they get taught that and then they just walk around the world being crazy. Yeah I'm homophobic though. You are one of the most homophobic people I've ever seen. I am yeah That's the funny thing is conservatives and gay people. It's like do you hate gay people because so do I know and then well And then so many of the tender queers are like you're playing into their hand and I'm like I don't know I think I'm being silly about my community and they're making laws I think it's actually like I think I can actually play around of course like I am homophobic not a I am homophobic Would I would I off myself right now to better the lives of gay people in a second yeah, but But they wear funny outfit. Yeah Why are they so when you're face about it? Yeah, they're shoving it down our throats. Yeah, ideally But maybe I think I don't I on some ways I'm like end stage woke I'm like stage four woke, but in a lot of ways I like to make I'm gonna make fun of queer people till I die

32:15100% it's just fun. I also find it's just fun. I Some of message me the other day and said hey, can we either go on a date or can you buy me a car? And I actually really like that almost bought them a car. Are you dating or not? Are you dating now? Do what? Are you dating right now? I am That's the same person. No. Oh, I'm dating around. Oh You're dating. I'm like in the process of dating. I love that. It's a game of numbers You know, I know that's like kind of corny, but it's about keeping your options open. I always have a boyfriend And I don't think I'm that great, but I do think oh bitch don't piss me off. No, but I'm not some kind of like one of the biggest catch in the universe But I'm not some kind of like the second I'm single Become out come out wherever you are. It's not that I just think I'm I'm open What do you mean open ideas open a different thoughts open to possibilities and you're a huge catch admit that I Get caught so yeah, Trixie. Thank you. I'll take it. We got there. I get caught Yeah, you know, and when I got my pernugos again, you know what else they found my pussy

33:17Trixie and it was big. I pulled it out. I put it on the counter and we waited and it was slapped it down and it was heavy. It was very dr. Pimple Popper. Yeah, okay Go ahead. No, don't back off of it. Do you remember in the show whenever she removes stuff? She shows it to them That I think is so over the line. Yeah, she'll cut out that nerf ball on their back and be like I'm about to make some look at it. I'm about to get a tonsillectomy and I want to keep the tonsils Auntie tell me about your tonsillectomy. Okay, I was 19. Okay. I was in school and I was having some problems with singing Still do um and they they were looking at my throat and they said god, they're so big. Let's just remove them and hurt so bad. Yeah, but it was a week of like you don't realize how many small tiny smooth muscles are there Yeah, until every micro movement hurts Yawning was some of the worst pain I ever felt. Okay, when you're stitched up back there and you accidentally yon Mm-hmm. I like saw stars from the pain. Yeah, so bad. So what everyone says you're gonna be fine No, everyone says it's the worst thing that's ever happened to them

34:18It was it's the worst adult pain I've probably ever felt. Yeah, they say you need a day forever You've been alive to recover. I'm 31 Fuck yeah, but you know what though you could go in a hyperbaric chamber pardon It's that thing where you get that like higher percentage of oxygen and it helps accelerate healing they have that in LA you could do I how long would you stay in there um you just get in the flake an hour I've never done it, but when I got um I recently had my third hemorrhoid removal Why are they how are they getting which is a lot like your throat it's reverse Did the hemorrhoids need to be removed? I thought they just kind of went away on their own at a certain point They're squatters they need to be like they need to be it's like my hemorrhoids are like hippies who chain themselves to trees like they are not Going out without a fight They're just gonna stay if I have like you know the Google tell me one more time that just given a few weeks your body will resolve it in its own Well stop asking her you clearly have a special situation with your hemorrhoids. Oh me and my My lovely proctologist who I've seen for 10 years me calling hey, it's me again. I don't even say my name. They know who I am

35:24They know what's going on work cut out for they know what's going on being your proctologist is not not an easy job micro dirty jobs It's it's awful but that that takes a while because again, it's a Your throat and your butthole is a smooth muscle that does a lot of this So the process of everything is just It's an area that you want to heal fast this yeah, and it's not gonna feel as fast you want No, everyone's saying it's really really bad the eating socks my pet streps seven times this year And that's where sucks eating. I'm not you can't like eat for it's gonna be horrible It's a lot of ice water. It's gonna be a lot of milkshakes Um, they're gonna give you things for the pain like steroids and stuff and you're gonna think you're so much better and then it's worse Oh, they're gonna give me I'll tell you what they're giving me for the pain what the highest fucking concentration I want the strongest pain meds you can fucking think I'm scared of them I'm gonna try not to take them, but from what I've heard I will need them. Oh, yeah, because you don't even drink I don't I don't really drink. I'm not gonna start drinking for that. I'm off Weed and Soda right now

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41:36I've been monogamous for a couple years now have you and I it's to me. It's been it's been great You've been monogamous, but all you ever do is for it with me when we collab it's so sick and you told me I need to work on my relationship to men This flirting isn't cheating. Yes, it is No, it's how you respond. Yeah, it is No, it's not I'm kidding. It's not flirting. You know, I say you have nice hair in your nice person Maybe it's something but why can't someone give you a compliment whether your brain going to wants me wants to fuck me You do want me But if you think that about everyone and then you're and then you're having a lot of sex Maybe you think that any kind of Men having any kind of positivity toward you is like well, this is about this Well, that's not true chances positive towards me all the time. I wouldn't touch him with a 30-foot pole He hates you chance loves me. I pulled in the parking lot working for me open my car door He's scared of me coffee for me by the way, and he goes I hate Caleb. I said girl Totally by the way coffee's not his fault. That's Michelle. So if you're gonna get mad at somebody get mad at Michelle She's going through something right now. We're working on it. She's had really terrible time with time zones and coffees lately

42:38She's just she's comfortable everyone who works for me. No, it works for me. It's too comfortable I'm genuinely this over there. I'm too kind. I'm too kind. You can't do that You know Katia and I recently we we've been balancing We want to have an environment where everybody we all have fun. Yeah, but also that's what I've done with this show That's what I've done for these guys I ain't now and that like when we walk in the camera's gotta be ready. The air conditioning gotta be on. Yeah, we gotta do this Yeah, right? They're too comfortable. They're too comfortable. You can't find good help anymore. They're too comfortable They don't have your coffee ready, but chance I will say Despite you know, does he do anything for the money? He gets I don't think so or I don't see it Does he love me deep down? Yes, I know that he does. It's true He also has fabulous hair though, so it kind of feels like that's what you guys do here doesn't he? Invite it keeps it tight. It's gorgeous You invite bald people on here. Yeah, and you all do your panting pro v commercial shit. Yeah It's fucked. Yeah, it's really fucked up. It's fun It's really fucked up. You know what the best part is I'm at this age now where all my gay friends are getting

43:41Transplants and they're all have maybe the hair loss that Maybe you have if you have any I do it's there's a ball to back here in my hair line's pushing back Okay, they maybe have maybe maybe as much as you but even less and they say things like oh my god I feel like I want to kill myself and I go oh you do If they were like because if you were bald would that be horrible? Yeah, I was doing this I was to this I was watching this this DJ set online and they were playing vinyl I like to watch the people I don't play vinyl, but I like to watch the people who do I think it's cool And then overhead cam and this guy reached over to change records And he had just the tiniest little Sacaja Wea coin of skin visible and somebody in the room goes oh my god, did you see that I would be so pissed I said what they said they just showed his bald spot It would be so pissed and I was like oh, would you be pissed would you be really pissed off? You don't even have a bald spot. It's just a whole head That's what I'm saying. Yeah, I'm at the point where when I wash my face I go back to here Yeah, and when I wash my new shampoo, I'm doing to the upper lip. It's because it's hard to tell where it stops and starts All this is no man's land. This is that area where you can stand in four states. Yes

44:46It's like maritime law. It's like no one knows how to govern. I take someone got killed on your forehead We don't know whose jurisdiction it would be I take my my my noxima Yeah, and my head and shoulders and it makes it together and I do this whole area It's just a one fell swoop who knows you get into men's grooming. You probably have nice products. Oh, no I don't I don't I don't do I don't have a skincare routine and I use The other day I got a haircut from a new guy here in LA and he came to my hotel room He's got my hair goes with product to use I go oh crew fiber. He goes damn old school He was like on he was like it was like embarrassed for me that that was my product Crew fiber. I feel like does work though. It just I love I also I will say I Can't what I love my little bald spot. I love my fucked up teeth. I love that they're a little yellow I love that ones push back. I like that my hairline's pushing back I like I'm like I don't want to get any work done So why are you going to therapy therapy if you love yourself so much that's internal work right There's some stuff in there that might need to be worked on Physically, I think I'm completely gorgeous. I love the way. I look and I'm excited to get older

45:46I'm starting to get gray hairs and I'm starting to get wrinkles I'm excited about both from Trixi I did though the other day while this actually a couple months ago now I Google I started to Google am I 11 sex addict and I typed in am I a L.O. and it auto Populated am I a Lose Rewards member and I laugh so hard that I stop Were you what a Lose Rewards member no, but I also want to I want to know who is so confused about that Well, I'm a rewards member motherfucker. I don't buy anything anywhere without signing for the loyalty program My email box is a wreck your famously the only person on this show who's ever insisted on getting their money from the true fall segment Still having got it. Oh, we did get it. You got it. I did get it. Thank you for that If that's coming I'm gonna win again It's gonna happen this episode and I don't think you're gonna win and if you do you're not getting paid But that funny thing is you talked to Mateo about it. Didn't you? Yeah, I I don't have a question on you on public. Yeah. Oh like what and what is she missed? Unicef she just does all her shows for free nobody gets paid in this industry Mateo yes, Mateo would never like rake a deer friend over the coals for 50 bucks

46:47But Mateo might also not tell someone they get money and then I'll give it to them I love he is so but again another embarrassment of rich's person So handsome so funny can sing you know, he also can draw He also speaks like 18 languages. He can cook what he needs to do is leave us all the fuck alone I just was at a bookstore yesterday or two days ago Elliott glazer launched his book and I went to go do his um talk back So fun and sweet and he um, I saw Mateo's book sitting there called like you're cooking your pasta wrong or something He's like shirtless and an apron. I was like whatever and by the way He's the sweetest person alive. I'm having Mateo Lane fatigue where I'm like you need to leave us alone I know you have it all bitch. Wait, and I just saw him. He's on Broadway paying playing Billy Flynn Which he was fabulous in by the way. I got to go see the show He was in Chicago with Christopher Rodriguez friend of the show. I love Christopher. They were fabulous together I've never met her brother theater people are fucking hero. I don't know how they do it. I'm not doing it jinx jinx doing all these serious serious singing movement yes rolls 18,000 shows a week time you get seven cents in a handshake the way caught you and I

47:52All right, well, we're on tour and we have like four a week of the way we have suicide packs. Yeah, like you don't understand the way we You guys barely do anything up. We nothing. Oh my god. We do the pod live and recently one of my friends came and said I You guys were great. I wish you guys would have done a show though podcast so Valid Charis but I always caught you will be like she'll get so nervous that we don't do anything during the show And I'll be like they're coming to the pod. Yeah, these people have watched us for the pod for years They know what they're coming to see and she's like okay, but should we do a number? I'm like no I actually need a number. I need to take that pressure off myself I'm in the coach a camp of like I feel I feel like I'm never doing enough for the audience because I can't believe The people are paying money from their job that they worked to come and see me that I'm like we got to add a Do we got to add something else we got to have a pirate technique show? I got a whip up my nut. I gotta do something right. Yeah. I don't think they want to see my nuts act I maybe some of them do you ever do power points? Katina. I've been doing power shitty power points that we make day of that's been really fun I know I was in your Kansas City one. Oh, yes, you mentioned it. Not you're wicked

48:56Yeah, you put me as like a very small role towards the end of the presentation Which just felt like you're in my hometown. I like taking you out to lunch. It feels like I could have been You think it was payola Yeah, I just think you could have done a little more for me Maybe you could have I think I was recasting wicked and maybe you could have filled in for it because AOC was Alpha-ba. Yeah, so maybe you should have been alpha-ba. You could have brought me out or something AOC right? What? That's what you said kind of what would you say? What did you say? What are you saying? What do you think I said? Do you want her to run for president? Of course. Really? Oh, yeah nice bring her on You'd vote for that? The Maya shoe with any candidates is that in America you have to be 35 to run But if you're 35 they say you're too young. Yeah, then why is it the law? You're right Why is 35 the minimum age if when you run and you're not 50? They're like we got this young guy No, we don't 35 is 35 is near death. Yeah I just feel like 30 if you are 35 on the day You should be nobody should say you're too young to run for president. That shit pisses me off Would you ever run? No for any office. No really? And I'm not even gonna joke about like well based on who's one

50:02I guess anybody could know I think the pendulum should swing to people who are very smart and could do a good job Yeah, is that wacky am I woke you're not at all? I'm gonna run you you could run. I'm gonna run. What is your education in? Poltau sociopolitical communications man degree. Let's give him give her the crown. I mean I Will say I need someone if anyone in Kansas City is listening to this someone cool and left us We've got a mirror election coming up someone cool and left us. Let's get us over on situation going in KC Is no one stepping up is Polarud from Kansas City? He sure is I secretly saw video of Jenna or Tegga talking about Paul Rudd talking about Kansas City. Yeah He loves it from Kansas City. Janet. No. Oh, it's like Paul Rudd Jason Sedacus Heardy Gardner you me. I'm over there They have a charity show they do every year there that they bring a lot of people for Recently, I told someone you live there and they they were like oh wow And I was like, why is it bad to live where you're from Why is it bad to not to to not live in LA or New York full-time? Well, yeah, I don't I'm like I think it's nice. You're gonna come soon

51:05You're coming to Kansas City because you're gonna do the e-ha benefit show for the KC tenants. Oh, yeah I was told that it is a fundraiser for people who Are getting unfortunately like legally trying to get kicked out of places they live and I don't like that You don't like that. That's not you. I don't like that and I admired the way you care about shit The only evictions you do are the hemorrhoids out of your asshole. Oh my god. Can't do it fast enough I'll get those lawyers over here to help me with that. Yeah. I'll send the sheriff's office down there to bang on the door Yeah, have you read hemorrhoid? Oh, sure. It's awful. I know. I'm mine. I just a little small guys that go away You don't do a lot of receptive anal sex do you? No So it's like who cares is that how you get them? Not me. Oh, not me What not me? I swear to god. I I don't know what's going on with my body I'm not a pusher. I'm not a I'm not a I'm not a strainer. I'm not a sit on the toilet and scroll on the phone I'm on the toilet for 40 seconds. I'm able to just sit and it's all over quickly I swear to god I could have a a movement in 30 seconds and it could all be water and my body has a new hemorrhoid that's like

52:10whew So I don't know How's happening. You're just unfortunate. I'm just unfortunate and you know what recently I saw an article on out.com And this could be a lie so many and it said here's why anal sex is actually good for your hemorrhoid to heal your hemorrhoids And I don't know if that's true that seems like something out.com would make up that's what I'm saying out in them We're playing with the boundaries of journalism integrity very often girl It was like them.com or out.com or something and they had an article that was like I'm 67 and I'm wanting to get to unattab my first time same sex experience What is your advice? It was a 67 year old and I just commented 67 This is the beloved community that we're supposed to be in You know, you know, similarly what happened to me once was they out.com had an article about two whales that have that fell in love That are gay. I just commented and I got I got I got a band did you on Instagram? I got a strike metal bring you back though Crazy yeah, TikTok. I got I got a strike for yelling. Where's Mitch McConnell on it during a DJ said

53:13I was DJing and drag and by the way it doesn't make sense that he yelled it It was at a pool party. I just turned the music off and went where is Mitch McConnell turn it back on you guys strike for that? Yes This is just asking where he is. It's not even saying a bad thing asking where you are. Yeah, drop a pin. Let us know drop a pin Proof of life share your location and then he shows up in uh Suit separates and sneakers in a wheelchair and we're supposed to be like oh good. He's back. Oh girl It's like an AI video of him at Disney stop electing these old fucking dinosaurs and I don't want to be Aegis either because that also sounds bad. No, I do Get out of office. What are you doing in office when you're 80? What are these lifetime Now with your grandkids sitting the park knit a sweater. That's what they are doing. They're not at work To get out of Congress. I am Aegis about this No, I'm dead fucking serious if you put me in charge of this country for a little bit We are We are lowering the age to be president to 30 we are abolishing the electoral college We are overhauling the two party system and we are putting an age cap on serving in any public office

54:14If you are over 65 you better go play fucking majong and hang out in the park bitch or it's over or transition to like Like other gender. No, yes transition to like do do the do the charity events do the appearances kiss the babies do like the um I was a politician and I still like these causes you can still do your waving and endorsing of course be in public Be involved do ribbon cuttings at frow you shops. I don't give a fuck You cannot be in Congress anymore and I would I mean jeanaw horny I would be if it was like oh, I loved him and you know what we lost him at 65 because he retired But I loved his policies. Do you know much happier that would make me get Bernie's ass out of there too Sorry girl. I love him. Love him. My rule is gonna affect him. I know got to go And that's what I mean like I hate sounding like a blanket statement about people of ages But I don't know it's like when you see someone's grandma on Instagram and they have VR headset on and they dive Through a wall because they don't understand how the artworks They should not be able to be like the head said about like that was that was weird

55:15I'm gonna go sign in some bills now. Yes What the fuck and honestly we're gonna be on John Federman too. It's not even an age thing with him It's that he clearly had some head trauma and we can't be drag queens All the best drag queens are old. Yes transition to drag RuPaul 60 something the peak of beauty You're gonna get some of these well 36 and your drama game. That's what's funny is drag queens drag queenism is a 21-year-old drunk person's game. Yeah, the rest of us are just Flies on shit. We're vulture circling. Yeah, I will never be one of those drag queens. He's like I'm 38 and I still got it. I know that I've overstayed my welcome I know that I'm not going anywhere. Yeah, but I'm not a politician going everywhere. Just not in drag right Just not drag and I'm one of those drag queens who still gets in drag. Yeah, all these other girls are Queens who are you kidding? I've never seen you in drag pods are the only time I'm not in drag You're like Serious when have you ever seen me anywhere if you see me at a poster and says Trixi Mattel will be there you never see

56:19You know This showing up you never see Moby I just wish you'd come and drag to my show every once in a while I had to drive to Santa Monica. You think I want to be in Santa Monica You think I should be in the Volvo with a wig on do you think I want to be in Santa Monica Trixi? Mary Do you think it brought me joy to bring you to Santa Monica? I said damn I said they better be giving you guys some serious kickback Because I thought I was going to East Hollywood. Serious kickback They get paid to do nothing. No, no, no this studio. There better be some kind of deal some kind of steep cut Because my god yeah, I had to get the air lifted here and you have a New York studio too and everyone here is lovely I only have a New York studio. This is not my word that we're borrowing this. Oh is that why this all looks so temporary? Yes. Yeah I mean because what is this saying you know what I mean? Well, there's some hats New York, I like can see I didn't make this up But I think they did a beautiful job. They made the they made the banner. They have a fireplace some tassels Which of course represent me this is actually incredibly chic I You know what it gives those but plugs that have the pony tail It's giving this one specific coat that Merrill Warren double wears Prada too

57:22She wore this coat that was covered in tassels. That is so fucking chic. I saw on the plane the other day Somebody was watching your movie right next to me. There was Prada. Yeah. Oh my god look over and saw you I love that shit. I love I get embarrassed when I see myself on things, but when I see something I know I'm like, oh, I get really do that again. That was cool That was cool. I like that kind of someone said it's mask. It was hot mask Someone sent me a picture the other day on a plane of someone in this row watching my HBO special and someone like two rows up Watching double wears Prada to that's great. And I was like that's really cool. That was nice. That actually made me feel good Trixi I was flying with my partner and Trixi Motel was showing on like air Canada and somebody was watching it It was like me and my accent. I was like what's about the window? Yeah Are those clouds? Oh my god beautiful. Beautiful. Pull up the shades And then sometimes I think some of the airlines have Dragors. What do I I always rewatch the office on airplanes? Yeah, because Delta always has it So I always put it on and then what else do I be watching? I watched the flight tracker. What's easy? I do too And I actually know what I'm going over and I just people think PC me crying and a plane. I'm watching the flight tracker

58:24Yeah, weeping all I flew to Turkey and Turkish Airlines first class has a middle seat Don't ask and so I was in the middle seat and by the way as a white bald person to fly to Turkey the flight attendants were like It's a big trip rest up. This is a big trip rest up. You're gonna need it. This is huge This is huge. I'm like, yeah, can I get a champagne? Thank you Yeah, and I this woman next to me is watching the notebook and the notebook is so good. Yeah, that I she's watching it with headphones I actually can't plug my headphones into her shit. I watched it the whole movie like this with no sound and cried still This woman imagine you're flying to Turkey you go over Trixie Mattel is sitting there crying. Yeah, out of drag is sitting there watching your screen no headphones weeping Weeping pictures shows how beautiful performances they give in that movie they give beautiful performances Let me tell you something about Rachel McAdams. I would do anything for her. Yeah, I love her so fucking much She's one of our greatest actors. She really is doesn't get talked about enough and the woman who plays that Her that character the older woman. Yes, I forget her name. She passed away last year. Yes, she's amazing

59:27I forgot the scene with no sound where she where she realizes this it was us. Oh my god Like in Walter Mathau. I think or would know whoever oh, I forget James Garner and Gina Rowlands Okay, the scene where they have that she's like how long do we have are the kids okay like She was beautiful until the day she passed, but when she was young she was a dime. Yeah, you ever seen her young of course gorgeous Gina Rowlands that she's beautiful. She's absolutely beautiful. Wait, I was gonna ask you something It was about planes You were talking okay, you're gonna stop that train. Oh no, what season of drag race were you on? I was on season seven you're on season seven and I was on all stars three But I have little peppered in little cameos here and they're little did you win? I won all stars three you didn't win your season that said no Then win who beat you Violet by the Trotsky. Oh, and I don't even know she was 21. How old were you? 24 oh my god. Yeah, it was a long time ago. It was like 10 years ago. Katina. I just rewatched it for our

1:00:31We wretched we rewatched all stars two because Katina was all stars two. Yeah, we just watched that on our did she win? No, oh We watched it on our page. I don't want to say patreon people get mad our peace. Yeah It's our piece see if we get mad when you say patreon. Yes Why? We launched the patreon and people were not happy. I don't know well also the nice thing about drag is the backbone of drag is Someone walking around the room being handed money So it's never really ghost to be in drag and be like can I have some money now? Yeah, oh absolutely Oh go to the car and get my credit card like it's really fine. Yeah drag is all about walking around asking for money 100% as far as I as far as I know my first drag show ever you walk around and pretend to sing someone also song while people do this I want to watch your drag race sometime The one that you want. I don't want to watch you lose. I think that'd be really sad You know even when I did win it was I kind of lucked out. It was almost like a formality What happens? Someone forgot to put their paper working on time or something? No I don't know you'll have to watch it. It was sort of like Well, that's a thing about drag race nobody's ever happy who wins. Yeah, it's always people are upset about who did it and it's

1:01:37That's the thing a lot of ways it's it's nice to not win because then your whole life you just hear I really loved you. I wanted you to win Yeah, and if you do win then the people are maybe more mad at you on behalf who they wanted to win Yeah, but also the money's nice But the government takes it counts as lottery winnings when you win drag race the government takes 40% You win money for winning drag race. Yeah. Oh my gosh. Now they win $200,000. They win 200,000 if they win drag race. Mm-hmm Oh my gosh, but I mean the government takes 40% of that so 120 or whatever that is yeah, you win 120. That's still that's an incredible money to do. Oh, it's great Well dress up and it's better than doing all that and not win He's so you're so right. You're so right It's incredible money to just pretend to be a girl day. Oh, I put on a put on a dress I put on a wig and change your name from walk around go. Oh, I just finished all my music festivals And I was like wow my whole life as a musician I've always wanted to do music festivals all I had to do was change my name dresses a different person and play other people's music Yeah, and all of it was possible. You got it and I got it and you did it and I'm really proud of you

1:02:38You know you train your whole life to go DJ and 90 degree weather outside. Yeah It was death-defyingly hot and you're doing it and I'm doing it and you're doing it You're throwing a pink disco all the time it seems although it was Or outside and we were in San Francisco and all these people were like god it's cold Like so gay people have the nerve to complain when it's cold outside and complain inside when there's not of air conditioning. Yeah We're not happy unless it is magically 71 at all times I can think of the last concert I went to where it was magically 71 and it was a beautiful evening I remarked on it the whole night what concert was it it was Nathaniel rait lift in the night sweats at the starlight in Kansas City in Hanako and opened and she was fabulous The night sweats. Yes, they call themselves a night sweats and there was no sweating Nathaniel rait lift in the night sweats You guys should collab you and Nathaniel rait lift doing song together will be really funny. You had me at air conditioning. Hello Nathaniel the way you will get this crossy down there if you get the good what is that bad? Don't say crossy crossy crossy teen don't say don't Trixie Yesterday I was with Brittany okay, she goes she goes you know. I was talking to Trisha the other day

1:03:41And I was like so lost for a couple of years. Yes And I thought she was talking about Trisha Patives and I was like where is this going because she was talking about it in a familiar way And I don't know Trisha and I was like what the fuck is she talking about and then I was like oh you're talking about Trixie And she was like yeah, yeah, and I was like Brittany She's my complainer friend. I think she and I like came up around the same times and well, she's significantly younger than me But um and she's significantly more famous than me, but we complained together So I call her and I pick up and it's just like girl and she's like girl and then it's just the the Indiana Jones like boulder starts rolling of everything That's pissing us off about everybody who you know, you know every time she and I hang out it ends with us like holding each other's hands and being like I can't tell you how special it is to know you Yeah, how lucky I feel to be your friend it gets therapy quick Well, you know what my hard pitches here. Tell me my hard pitch is that me you drew and Brittany get to do the view Yeah, you've been pitching this I really think we should just do a live tour together I also would love that and I know the big problem is that all of us are stretched in our own cinematic universes So it's a little bit it's a little bit like justice league. We're trying to get Batman

1:04:42We're trying to get the flash the wonder woman. I'm available. I think it'd be so fun. I would be so fun We should just do it. We could do something really easy to we could do like two weeks Just like four cities where you can whatever Call it a day. Well, we're gonna need to stay in a lot of these cities for more than one night I'll tell you that you think why because we're gonna sell the shows tricks. Oh, we could do radio city We we could do three radio cities. I mean yeah, we should do a tour. Have you done radio city? I've not done it I was oh you should I was meant to do it this year. I didn't but then I didn't go on to her I know you did so it's really crazy what people will turn up for these days. It's nuts. I know I know nuts I couldn't they not go there conditioning though in radio city That's how they get you fuck Katia to tie raid Afterward she called. I'm gonna tell everybody Katia after the show. You know it's like oh three news Oh my god, it was me Katia and then Kelly was in our show Kelly mantle and we're doing our sound check and we're like, you know Katia herself fucking over it all the time. It's horrible. It's like you look back on these experiences and you're like You're such an asshole. Why weren't you beaming? Yeah, but it's not a good look shut up and then

1:05:44Kelly comes up to us and goes oh my god y'all is radio city musical Can you believe it and we both look at her and go oh shut up Kelly No, I love Kelly But it was so hot Katia called all the managers agents everyone into her dressing room closed the door and screaming and crying It was I love that and I love when she freaks out because I'm so I'm so used to being the only person Who I'm sorry? I never want to be difficult And so it's like oh here's Tracy Martell that diva bark in her orders again But when Katia gets pissed off everyone listens really? Oh, it's great whenever I really need something I call her and have her ask for it I really want a big diva moment soon. I want to like blow up on my team I do I really want to blow up on my team you have a microphone there right here. Should we cut no not these guys It would be really sad to blow up on them. I want to blow up on me too. What? My team yeah, I'm so fucking sick of all of you get them the bullshit I'm driving all the way out here drive down an alley And this the laziness I walk in here. We're in this makeshift studio

1:06:45That's like what the set from an office max commercial that didn't run To sit with Miss thing here. I was gonna let makeup on her legs What why would I make up don't why am I in part of it just because of the bruises There's bruises. Well, there's gonna be Trying to call my manager right now. I want to know what the biggest diva moment I've had is She's not answering tovus overman Completely unburned that's really it's like when valier cherish calls CAA and she only can can get a hold of the assistant Wait hold on. I got a voicemail Oh wait, wait, Trixi this is crazy They were trying to call me during this episode What is going on? We'll find out later. Don't worry about it I wonder what my biggest diva moment was guys. What's been my biggest diva moment? I've never had a diva moment you how well yes you have how you have to have had one No, can I tell you when I think I've had a diva moment I call everyone apologizing and they're all like girl that was that was not a diva moment Really? You got to understand I work in drag. Yeah, the bar for being a decent human being

1:07:49Isn't the basement. It's in hell So as long as I say fuck you all please like it's fine. Yeah, you know, I hate all you bitches. Love you I don't think I've had a big one. I have little ones mostly around impatience and I'm working on my impatience I don't think I've had like a huge one. There's not been something that I've needed to like call everybody and apologize for yet That I or maybe I should have I don't think so guys. What's my biggest diva moment? The only one I can think comes to mind for me is and it is a small one and it was pretty justified I forget what city we were on in tour on tours and the later half of the tour We were all very tired you were dealing with like a leg injury or something. I did I hurt my fucked up my He's pretending he doesn't remember it, but all these yeah all these things are he's like I don't know I could think of maybe one right what I do we were in the rental car We'd we'd had like a rough flight we'd had a rough like process of getting the rental car They like took forever you were really upset and when we pulled up to the valley for the hotel You took the keys and threw them at me and then went straight into the hotel to your room and did not You didn't like chuck them, but you like toss them at me and then just went straight into the hotel

1:08:52I think I toss this. Wow. I know I didn't throw them at you. I've never done something like that I'm serious. I never have I think I threw them to you, but yeah, that was that was but I actually do apologize I told him I'm horrible to meltdown was it was at the critic's choice awards and I got nominated for my little special and all the other specials were like real specials peacock Netflix and a mine with self-produced So I already was like oh my god And anyway, I was gonna lose because it was against bober and I'm inside he deserved the win of course But I couldn't believe I got invited so I go and I'm standing there and it took so long to get there and I had to shoot all day At oh at World of Wonder I had to shoot all day and drag and then go straight to the red carpet Which was fucking bogus looking back or should just cancel. What are they gonna do shoot me? but So I so I get there and I'm in the back of the slide waiting and other people's publicists keep cutting the line and I'm waiting and I'm waiting I'm waiting and then I can't get up to the front of the line this other publicist comes up and she goes oh my god Trixi I try to represent you and I go yeah, I like the people I'm with and she goes well if you were my client You wouldn't be in the back of the slide right now period

1:09:52And I go oh is that what you do you go to the back of the line and try to harass the least famous people here to drum up business Honestly though, that's a great pitch you're my client you wouldn't be standing here looking like a fool I did say that and she goes I don't know if the drum up business And then her two a list clients come grab her on each arm and they walk to the front So then I keep waiting and keep waiting I get to the front of the line and the most famous people show up last So they're all cutting last I'm still waiting waiting and waiting I get up to the front of the line It's will smith this Christmas. Do it. It's everyone and then they close the close the red carpet turn off the lights And so then I go okay, I guess I'll go inside didn't get a picture in the dress I go inside to the cocktail hour they close the cocktail hour Maybe we're cry Trixie that's a really sad story and then that and bow and go you want to come in and sit with us And I go I don't have a ticket because I have not with a network in the tickets were $1200 a piece So I didn't buy one So then I just went home in the uber And I sat on the couch and watched myself lose and drag But I rode the whole way home sit and I can't sit in a car normal so in drag I sat like this on the floor the whole red home And but those moral the story is when I'm really upset. I don't blow up. I say nothing Trixie

1:10:55That's the saddest story I've ever heard and the person I was in the car with later said I knew you're upset because whenever you're really upset You you say absolutely nothing and that's like chilling because you're always talking When you say nothing at all, but you know what though this is also was I'm playing the blame game Why don't you get there early enough? Why don't you cancel your day shoot? Why don't you there's a lot of why don't you that I should it? Why don't you get a ticket? I know I didn't it was $1200 But why didn't I buy one just buy the ticket to go into the word show absolutely? There's a million things you could have done why are they charging nominees? But the picture of you standing in the line when they shut the lights off and close down the carpet in drag is like so deeply sad It like makes my heart ache. It was crazy I think I begged one of them to turn the lights back on and the person I was with took an iPhone picture That was my picture from the critics shorts words Trixie Well, what's so true to you I might have said this last time, but I feel really strongly about it. It's not too I do cares This rigmarole surrounding

1:11:57People's biggest fear on an airplane is that they're gonna have to check their bag Just check the fucking bag Disagree and if you are in group K Why are you standing right at the mouth of where we're standing? This is real. Why are you standing up there? You know you're not boarding yet It's not time yet. Yeah, even if you're standing in the front. Yeah until that fucking science has group seven You are just a statue collecting pigeon shit. Yeah And your in Trixie's what it's like they're standing there like On your marks like shut up. We're not going anywhere. Yeah, it drives me insane and then I'm not even saying it's because I'm I'm basically group one, but it's not even about that It's not about that you're blocking the old people. Yeah, the the infants in the toddlers with the wheelchairs military service members Pilots anybody who's getting on before you is having to Hunger games like side step around you because you are standing there

1:12:59Like if you don't get on this plane and if they have to put your bag on a blue tag or whatever that you're gonna off yourself Yeah, it's so extreme. I am gonna not myself do not check my bag I want that fucking bag with me just sit down until they say group L. Yeah, that's all you have to do yeah I just think it's crazy I think you're right. I agree with you people waiting at the front when they're in a very late group. That's annoying I am gonna put my bag on the plane. I packed in a very specific way for a reason and I don't trust them. No, it was my shit I want my stuff. Do you take a carry on to your gigs and you don't bring a check bag? No, I don't check a bag I guess for me it's because of drag. I have no option to ever not check a bag. Yeah, you don't know for me I'm like this is so stupid. I've gone to Europe for three weeks with only carry on's I'm very serious about the carry on this trip. I had to have a big check bag and I I asked Michelle to bring it with her and she will be taking it home. I I do not want to travel the check bag waiting a bag a train to me feels like torture My partner travels with like in his bag like the toothbrush the phone charger the the pajamas just just in case Yeah, which I do you think is smart because I don't do that. Well your medications. You should anything that you need anything

1:14:02You know you need you should never check But I don't check anything. I take two carry on's. I take my away suit case They've never paid me a dime. They will not give me anything free away go ahead and do something They want you to go away. They want me to go away though. I don't talk about our brand your bad for business And then I have like a backpack with like my laptop and books and stuff and that's it Do you buy into the propaganda of these weekend or bags that have like kind of like mine where they have like You're meant to be able to put a pair of shoes in the bottom a change about it like a bag like that where you don't have to I just always need a rolling suitcase right? Can't you be at the airport with a bag with a strap? It's annoying. I have a I have a garment bag. That's really great. That's a garment bag that rolls up into a duffel That thing is chic. It's fierce when I need to bring dress clothes That's pretty cool. You can put shoes and underwear and everything and has side pockets It has a laptop thing back. You don't have to steam. It's sick. You don't just steam do you stop just steam? It's pretty rolled up It's pretty cool though. I think I mean I always travel with because we have to travel with like three bags of drag at least Three huge rolling suitcase of drag Sometimes they guitar Always I have to DJ so I'm always bringing my computer DJ like at least some small DJ equipment

1:15:05So I just have never I've never been able to pack late my whole life. Yeah It's never happened for me. It's not for you. It's not gonna happen for you. That's not your journey And I can only do a backpack if I do anything else. It's getting left Yeah, I travel sometimes at some of my little synthesizers and stuff Forget it. I always forget it If I put the computer the iPad in the pocket. It's gone forever. Mm-hmm. I've lost so many iPads on Delta Just get it get out of the box charge it download some porn leave it Surprise Do I porn do I watch porn very rarely? I've been off porn for like a few years. I'd say I watch porn like I like once a month maybe I pivoted to again living in the moment If I want sex Let's do sex say that. Let's do sex say that we don't have to do we don't have to do total recall. Yeah, we don't have to do FaceTime we go you know So I don't want to watch those guys have sex. I was hoping to do it the set the jerk enough iPad baby

1:16:05You know what I mean what like you have the phone and that like It's crazy. It's crazy It's crazy. Yeah, I'm not doing that. I'm not doing that at all. You're not doing phone porn I'm like once a month. I might watch porn if even I'm not I'm not I also you can't watch it I'm as early anymore. They banned all the good sites. I've watched so much phone porn that but I do watch it on a bigger screen I'm like everything's too big too much to stimulate absolutely. Yeah, you get scared. It's like I'm at the Wizard of Oz at the dome Too much it's We're not supposed wait. I've never been to the dome to see those Big movies, but I think it'd be really overwhelming. I would like to see something I would like to see a movie in the dome and not the concert. What would you see if you could go to the dome And let's say you could pick the movie in your mind and just snap your fingers and it would be that movie what movie do you want to see in the dome? Gloria's bastards. Holy shit Holy shit Is that the one With the Nazis? Yes Is it Tarantino film right it is I have seen this it's really good. It is good. Sorry

1:17:10It's tov of my manager. Hey, what's going on brother? Hi, I'll show the best for you. Hey, I'm sorry. I know you guys tried to call to talk about actual work I'm on the pod with Trixie Mattel right now. Hi Hi Trixie says hi. Um, I just wanted to know what do you guys think my biggest diva moment has been in the years that we've worked together? Oh my god, where to begin that's such a good question. Where to begin where to begin? Olivia come on you guys know I've had one. What is it? Do you hold on Trixie wants to talk? Okay, obviously that's your client so you can't tell him but it's just me and you're talking now Okay, so says What's the tea? Oh my god I'm really trying to make their stress their stress the fuck out right now I wonder actually one time I was on a pod with him and he called his manager in the middle of it. That was kind of rude That wasn't rude. That was for content. Trixie. That wasn't rude Olivia's sweating. They love you. All right hang up on them. You can send her a attention hang up on them. All right. Well, thanks for the input

1:18:11Refusing to answer hang up on them They get paid so much money to not even give me a good look. Is it a galaxy note? This is a it's a galaxy. What is it a galaxy pixel or is it Google pixel? Oh, it's Google pixel. Do you love yeah? They are amazing. I did a little thing for Google pixel And I got to use the phone for the commercials. Yeah That is an amazing phone. They may stop putting all the fucking AI in it But I like the phone other than that pixel nine. I think I had the camera They're calling me back. They haven't they have a they have an idea wait. Did you guys think of something? I think And the unison we thought of it. All right. What is it? Oh, are you guys nervous about me putting that out in public? Yeah, that's what ask red lunacy. That's how we're here for it. They said ask your publicists. All right. Love you guys. Bye No, you know, I got invited to the Oscar award show, but I think it's okay like my critics show story It's okay to admit that going to them is it's a it's a it's a Tetris. It's a lot. I just don't have interest

1:19:12I don't like award shows. I'm not interested in them. I don't care about them. I don't care who won I don't want to be there. I feel that way about a lot of them and premieres because I to me if I'm gonna go to premiere I'm being invited to go and drag yeah me sitting in a movie theater it's drag in the dark I only did it for Barbie in the dark. Yeah, and they put me You you're in drag in the dark. They I because of my hair Literally literally no literally literally I They I've gone at two of them and when I go to them out of drag I get treated like why are you here? And when I go in drag I get treated like rightfully so a huge obstruction Ten foot away from Barbie tiny and 90 pound Hollywood people and I'm like Excuse me. Excuse me. Is this me? Is this me here? Okay Yeah, I think March Simpson wig and like flying back her shoulders. Yeah, and um I went to Barbie and drag and they put me and I was they put me in the 80a section Which was which was smart appropriate. Yeah, I was in the 80a section

1:20:13Which was the best choice for somebody dressed like Big Bird. Yeah, you needed to be in your own zone Where you could have some space because I get really insecure about I turn around to the people behind me and say sorry Brittany and I went to we were doing that cover shoot for Hollywood reporter for YouTube and Brittany and I were like all right. We got tickets to Little Shop of Horrors right after this. What was the piece? It was like how YouTube is like um It was like about like top YouTube creators. Oh, and they picked you guys. We don't know why yeah Never see hires. Yeah, but they needed a woman and they need Brittany a gay guy They uh Brittany and I had to go straight to Little Shop of Horrors and I thought I'd have time to get out of drag Yeah, and I'm in the off-probably theater which as you know is TSA it's like small. Yeah, so I'm fitting like this because I have three wigs on I feel so bad That girl from that movie divergent forget what her name is she's sitting behind me and I'm going. I'm sorry Uh, and she was a she was a fan so she was she was nice about it But no matter how much her fan you are you can't see through my head. Yeah, you like to see this so I had to watch the whole show or look like like

1:21:18So did me see the next time you have to go to an event and they want you in drag you should wear a huge wig that has a hollowed out like window Oh, so people can see through it. That's a great guy It should be like the back of the Delta seat. Yes, where you could plug headphones in. Yes, hard your phone. Yes That's amazing In screen and it's just uh, it's a simulation flight tracker. Yeah, and I'm crying and they can watch it. You're crying I really want to see Rocky Horror. Well right now you need to play a game. Okay. I can't talk to you about Rocky Horror right now You ready? I'm gonna read you 15 statements tricks So you're gonna tell me as quickly as you can if what I just said was true or false if you get 10 or more correct We're gonna give you 50 us dollars and I know that we will Might still the only guess that one of the money. Yes I know I'm gonna I'm gonna pronounce these first ones wrong as I think but beta is the capital of Libya Wrong false. It's Tripoli the first Star Wars movie was released in theaters in 1975 False false 1977 a mile is 1600 meters You know

1:22:19False it's true. Fuck Angela Landbury was born at sea on a British naval ship That's actually true false was London. Fuck Wisconsin state motto is forward That makes you so embarrassed that I don't know true It's true. Yes Exxon mobile has the most gas station locations in the US False false it shall puffins meet for life Like the cereal. No, it's a bird some sort of penguin or something They don't it's true. Fuck only 3% of the water on earth is fresh water That's true. That is true Barnes and Noble was founded in 1873 That's true. That is true. Ah you W you W Milwaukee's mascot is Perry Panther It's true false pounds Panther fuck off like I ever went to a sporting event in my 16 years. I spent getting an undergrad there

1:23:26I had part-time jobs might be punished the humorous bone is in the leg It's true false is the arm. Oh The Minnesota Vikings have never won the Super Bowl. That's true. That is true Grizzly bears can run its beads up to 35. How many do I have to get? I'm getting this money Grizzly bears can run its beads up to 35 miles per hour False they can go fast in that it's true. There are no walmart's in Hawaii True false I I'm getting so pissed off right now Wizard of Oz had its world premiere in Green Bay, Wisconsin false. It's true What Are not telling the truth How'd she do seven seven seven okay, well fuck my money then I don't what I pay you I don't want to see it. Yes, and it's the rates a lot higher than 50 has anybody else ever won. It's based on income Oh, yeah plenty of people didn't Liz Owen

1:24:29I Was not on the show Trixie Wait, no, no, I did that. I did that. I did some kind of press piece once I was like name that tune and the two people in one was me and Lizzo different thing different thing Do you think of Lizzo people always mix us up you and Lizzo? Yeah. Yeah, that makes sense You guys have a lot in common. You think in Australia. They say these are yes. What's our love leads are? What is our hey thong jores good its hill do they love you in Australia? Don't know Australians if you're here. Shout me out in the comments. You've never been Australia. No So far they they would put it somewhere else I'd go they love comedy and they love gay people I don't care what they love. They need to love being closer to the US. I Do you go I'm not taking that flow do you go to the UK? Yes I guess I'm trying to think of like because your content is all in the English language I bet maybe similar to caughti and I you do well in a lot of the English speaking area I do very well in the UK and it's a six hour flight from the US, which is very appropriate And I love the UK those bitches can take a joke any kind of joke. They're cool I really love British audiences. That's incredible. I'm actually filming my first British

1:25:30Stewie show soon fierce I can't talk about it but I am I might you break it up because I wanted to brag but I didn't have the ability to share the full details I'm really proud of myself because I've worked very hard to get to where I am in life And I wanted to share it with my friend a dear friend who I love very much I know I'm Wisconsin because you just said brag brag it should be break Greg We gotta go, Trixi. I love you so much. Thank you for doing this. Thank you so much I guess since I didn't win any money. I'll just Go gas up my car and make the trip back to Hollywood You're so annoying Next time I think if we could get Uber helicopter to me Do you want to tell people where they can find you? Maybe we could get some views on your stuff finally That'll be great. I'm at Trixi on everything Including YouTube TikTok everything. I'm not at Trixi on Instagram. Somebody who owns that I think it's a fake account and I tried to get it from them. They said they wanted $60,000 You have that Yeah, but at what cost? $60,000 Because I want I want to be at Trixi on everything it bothers me that there's one platform where I'm at Trixi metal Yeah, it's okay though. I think you're doing well. It's okay. Um what else do I have to plug? When does this come out? Oh, we don't know

1:26:35We don't know Could be initially September 3rd, but don't hold us to that Okay, it's a little early, but I have a Halloween EP coming out called till death to us part huge and I have a Halloween special I'm doing oh my god Fine, I love that. I love Halloween. Love spooky stuff. I'm doing another special and um love it I might have to call you out for a little bit part easy and it would be a voice note only you enough to do anything It's done all my friends are drag queens So I have to make up roles for them. They're not have to put on any makeup or wigs Yeah, because the one thing drag queens hate ironically is getting a drag doing drag. I feel bad saying that here or not drag of course Well next time you come on the show. I'm sure you'll come and drag. I will Will you wear those shoes? Not if you don't want me to be proud of you to wear them and then be like a natural leg crosser like all horde out like this These shoes are cute people are gonna like these shoes and you're gonna get a lot of hate for hating on these I think the lesbian on steel plane white air force as if you're some kind of fashion like these are fashion Those are for lesbian osteopaths and that's what that is mean Trixi You are a strict shift manager at um

1:27:37But we're done