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Tucker Doesn't Believe In Math, Macklemore Defends Hamas & ChatGPT Put My Kids To Bed

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Tucker Carlson doesn't know if algebra is real. I'm not joking, the same guy who constantly talks about the decline of Western civilization and how China is beating us in STEM isn't sure if math was invented by humans. Meanwhile, Macklemore performed at MetLife calling for a free Palestine. This is the Same Love guy, the one who built his career on LGBTQ anthems. Macklemore, the people you're covering for throw gay people off rooftops. We also broke down the settler violence narrative and why the Western media's outrage is perfectly calibrated to miss the point entirely, the UK sanctioning Israel this week while ignoring the jihadis operating inside their own borders, and I gave Foreign Minister Miliband an honesty translator he desperately needed. Keir Starmer apparently thinks the best way to discourage terrorism is to reward it. And we closed out with something I'm genuinely excited about, I figured out how to use ChatGPT for bedtime stories with my kids, and they loved it more than any screen time we've ever done. Jonathan Haidt, if you're watching, I think I cracked it.

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I kind of missed that little theme song. It's a track that I actually made. Not bad if I do say so myself, but good to be back on the stream. We have your comments that will show up here and I will take them towards the end of the show. I will take some of your questions, impressions, requests, and what have you. On today's episode, we're getting so close to you guys. We're getting so close. We're getting closer. We're getting closer. I got some really cool things to talk about. One, I know we go right into politics and cultural issues, but I actually had a really cool experience last night with AI and chat GPT that I wanted to share because it's a really positive experience and something that I thought was really fruitful and cool and neat and enriching. I really love AI. I've been using it a lot especially chat GPT on like a regular basis. Sometimes I think it goes too far. I do a joke on stage about how chat GPT is. Basically not helping my brain, but replacing my brain. When I first started using chat GPT, I kind of

felt like I had impressive prompts and questions. I would ask it all these challenging questions like, hey, chat, tell me what would have happened in World War I and World War II. If the Germans had won both wars, what the world would have looked like, what the causes and effects were, and we know Tucker Carlson would have loved both of those outcomes he would have. But tell me what the world would have looked like in those scenarios had the Germans won in both cases. An impressive prompt, a cool thorough question. Now I turn on chat and I'm like, should I pee now? Should I hold it? What should I eat? I'm hungry, but not that hungry, but a little hungry, a little in the mood, any wrecks. It's kind of dumbing me down, but last night I had a really cool experience with it as a father to the small kids. I used it in a really creative way and I want to talk about that. And kind of show you the results of what we came up with. There was a really cool way to use it that I thought was creative. And I see it as like this ultimate cool balance compromise for technology and parenting.

So stick around in the episode and I will get to that. Somebody writes in the comments, how do you spell AI? Why is it misspelled? Explain. Is it misspelled? Chat GPT. Anyway, I had a really good experience with it. I want to share it with you guys and I want to show you the results of what it generated. It was really neat. So stick around towards the end of the episode. In the meantime, we'll get to some of the hot topics of the day. Before we start that, of course, reminder to join on the Patreon. Become a member. Become a member on Patreon. It's in the description of this YouTube live stream. The Amikosek membership is live. Head on over there and you can become part of the Ami's House community. Become an honored guest, exclusive content behind the scenes, exclusive clu-in-a-qnaz, you'll get access to shows and all kinds of things, special perks. Become a guest and help. Let's build this thing and we can do it together. We can do this together. Of course, head on over to the merch store. Cobb Blam, the cozacstore.com is live.

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I mean, algebra. He had a little conversation, a snippet, a clip that's going around talking about how is algebra even real? I mean, do we need it? Algebra. I mean, I don't know that. I do. But algebra, I mean, it's algebra was invented during the heyday of Islamic conquest and dominance. Algebra was invented by the Arabs. Algebra. Algebra. So, I think I would love it. I actually do love it. From when I last checked Algebra as a political organization. And I don't know if that's true, by the way. But algebra, I mean, we're combining letters and numbers. That's just perverse to mix the two. I mean, I really hate that. I hate it. I hate it. I do. So in a recent episode, Tucker Carlson, Tucker Carlson ensues doubt about algebra. Let's take a look at the clip. And tell me guys, if you hear it, okay. We're going to bring up the clip now. Bob Boom will share some sound. Check this out. Share with audio. Here we go. Okay. This is Tucker Carlson talking about algebra.

Loading the clip. Oh, come on. Come on. Kablam. Algebra put letters into numbers. I think just a fuck with you. So you deal with math in your job every day. Well, you've already, I think, demonstrated your grasp of math is high. There are, I mean, functional math. Yeah, yeah. For sure. Well, if you can build a wood-fired kiln, yeah. You understand math. So, but what, you didn't add letters to numbers in the process of doing that? That's the weirdest thing. Nowhere did I find any letters in my math to calculate the size and structural integrity of a canary arch? And that weird? Oh, that was weird. Does everybody, every math teacher was always like, you need to know some algebra. I've yet to encounter a single person in my life that uses algebra. Actually.

Actually, I mean, I mean, math, I don't know if algebra is real. I don't even know if it was invented by humans. So, according to Tucker Carlson, nuclear weapons, atomic weapons were not invented by people. I don't think they were invented by people at all, like at all. And so, math is fake. Demons are real. And Ben Shapiro is dumb. It's so funny because Tucker Carlson is always going on on the decline of Western civilization in America and its education system and how China's beating us and Russia's beating us far superior, what in STEM? And you're the one who's not sure if algebra is real or claims nuclear weapons, atomic weapons were not invented by people. Never go full retot. I told you, never go full retot. He's gone beyond borderline retarded. I mean, this is insane. But I say, hey, keep going. Somebody asked, was an algebra created by Arabs? I believe it was.

Al Jabira, algebra. So, I would think Tucker would love it. I really would think so. I mean, I want to live in a country with algebra. I do. Rule by algebra by a person named Al Jabira. Al Jazeera. I love that. I love that. Al Jazeera is very real. Al Jazeera is amazing. And I love it. It's one of my favorite media outlets actually. Last I checked, Al Jabira was a political organization. So, Tucker goes full retarded and then has the nerve to question Ben Shapiro's IQ. I mean, that's funny. That's funny. But hey, I say, keep going. You know, it makes our job a lot easier exposing you as, you know, a total just disingenuous manipulator. But hey, I don't know how people can continue to put their trust in a guy like this who's just gone full retard. There's no other way to say it. Let's roll another clip. He had another one where he, he had another one where he, here we go, check this out. Another clip where he's talking about Ben Shapiro.

Let's see. Let's roll the clip here. Share the screen. I gotta get me a producer. This is ridiculous. Share the system audio. Boboom. Here we go. This is Tucker Carlson discussing Ben Shapiro on his show. Here we go. Another clip. In favor of hyperaggressive selfish, small-minded, cruel, compliant people. And that's how you wind up with a system where Ben Shapiro gets into Harvard. Like, how could Ben Shapiro, I'm just like on IQ points. It's not possible. Sorry for the long preamble, but there's a reason and I want viewers to understand why I was so anxious to do this in. Okay. First of all, it looks like he just got out of the shower and like, oh my god, I forgot I guess was coming. I was busy getting molested by demons in the shower. I mean, I love the foamy lather, but I think that's, I think that's from a demon. I really do. There were claw marks, honey. Sorry. Sorry. I don't know how we got into Harvard. Forget the fact that Tucker Carlson has mentioned Ben Shapiro being smart many,

many times. All of a sudden, I don't understand that. His IQ was very low. It's very low. Anyway, is math real? So, contradicting himself in his own live stream minutes apart from each other, minutes apart. And yeah, I say keep going. It's just you're doing the job for us. I've tried to expose you as an idiot. I mean, Tucker is actually pretty shrewd and smart, but the more absurd, he gets. I mean, he's his own undoing. Anyway, thank you. Of course, for the super sticker over here, super chats are coming in. I appreciate that. I appreciate the support. Thank you, DVJ, honored guest. One of the best contributors on the pod on the live stream. I appreciate that. Yeah, so Tucker keeps going full blown. I say keep going. I encourage it. Same thing with Candice. All right, you guys. We all know that. We all know that mathematicians, mathematicians are lying to us.

They're lying about algebra. They're lying about geometry. Because they're trying to make it seem as though Tyler Robinson, Tyler Robinson, used geometry to point a perfect shot using a 30 odd six. Maybe they all went to the same school because Candice doesn't know the freezing temperature of water. Tucker believes that atomic weapons were invented by aliens and that math, especially algebra isn't real. Why do we mix letters and numbers? So between the two of them, their STEM curriculum, wow. The school of Krifter retards. Unbelievable. Unbelievable. Somebody asks. Somebody asks, oh, hey, Ami, I'll go to a question here. I'll go to more questions and QnAs at the end. Somebody asks, Ami, what are your thoughts on Mack Lamore's vile anti-Semitic performance at MetLife? Look, it's just the most ironic thing. You know, I mean, I think Mack Lamore literally supports Hamas and is probably thrilled by October 7th.

He won't hide it. I don't think so. I don't think he could defend a position in which he actually could properly condemn those actors who want more perpetual war and terrorism in the Middle East. But, uh, you know, he gets up there spouting all these Western democratic principles and values. We just want a world of equality where everyone lives in dignity. Okay. Does Hamas agree with you? Mack Lamore does the majority of Palestinian society and Gaza or the West Bank agree with you? Is that the world they want? Is that the world they want? Ask them because Israel has a state. Israel exists and demonstrates what it stands for and the values that it stands for and wishes to protect and preserve the society it built. What is that society like? It's very much in line with the world you're describing. 20% Arab population, Muslims, Christians. And yes, it's a Jewish state with minorities in it that are protected

with civil rights, gay rights. Remember your song, Same Love. Come from the same love. Guy who's rights, these anthems for marginalized communities, celebrating the protection of marginalized communities comes out against Israel while providing a vision cover and apologetics. He's an apologist for the terrorist regimes that are against all those values. Channel your message at the right people. You're manufacturing this narrative to feel virtuous. I don't know. If I'm taking him at his word and his best that he's an empath, yeah, but also spineless, cowardice and morally blind. Do you think the regimes and entities that Israel's fighting stand for the values that you espouse? Maclamore. What would a free Palestine look like? Tour the world and I'll come to these stages to say one word, free Palestine. Would a free Palestine be free?

Would the people living in it have rights? Would the women living in a free Palestine have rights? Would the homosexuals living in it have rights? Did they have rights in Gaza? They were thrown from rooftops? Or is women are oppressed or collaborators? Or free speech advocates or journalists? Are they protected in Gaza? By their Hamas leadership? Or are they gag tied up with their feet broken by bricks shot in the streets and you say nothing? Nothing. Nothing is easier than pointing to the imperfections of free societies. Nothing is easier than pointing out that free societies are imperfect or have fallen short of certain ideals and principles, but they hold those ideals and principles. The societies and states and cultures you're protecting and speaking out for Maclamore don't even have those principles or ideals. They're not trying to do those things. They don't care about human life, civilian life.

They don't make distinctions. They don't build societies and they're not working towards building societies and cultures that respect the very rights you're out there advocating for. Israel does. And the proof is in the pudding. So that's what I have to say about that. That's all I have to say about that. If there's one place you'd be able to perform freely, Maclamore in the Middle East, say what you want, speak your mind, say controversial things, the only place you could really do that in the Middle East for the most part. Israel. You try doing that against Khamas leadership in Gaza. Try doing it in the West Bank. Try. And they may use you as a Western pawn for a cause that seeks the total destruction of Israel. The annihilation of Israel that's mantling of the only Jewish state. There's like over 20 Arab countries, 50 some on Muslim countries,

one Jewish state and you have the gall, the nerve to call the the Jewish one, the expansionist one, zoom out on the Middle East. Jordan next door to Israel is 60% Palestinian. Push your limits, train with precision, see the results. At Equinox, that's high performance loving. Everything you need to lock in and unlock your potential at Equinox. Start today at equinox.com. Band-Dool is now available everywhere in the U.S. So you can get in on the sports action no matter where you are, including these places. May this year, most rewarding season ever with Band-Dool. Agent location restrictions apply. Product availability varies by market. C-FanDool.com for eligibility. Gambling problem called 1-800-Gemmar.

So it's just insane. Yes, are there issues on the West Bank? Are there issues with Israel trying to grapple with security issues, demographic issues? Trying to secure a Jewish state to make sure that Jews have protection in this one area of the Middle East so they don't want to live under as a minority and unprotected minority and the Arab world as they did historically? Sure, there's issues. But why? What ultimately perpetuates it? What keeps it going? And it's not the not existence of a Palestinian state. It's the existence of a Jewish one. Everyone on the free Palestine cause on that bandwagon? It doesn't want a Palestinian state. They don't want a Jewish state. They'd rather not have a Jewish state than have a Palestinian state. That's evidenced by the years and decades and decades of offers to create one. Always rejected because it's provided that a Jewish state exists alongside it.

They don't want a Jewish state. They don't want a Jewish state more than they want a Palestinian state. You've heard these points before. Between 48 and 67 no effort to create a Palestinian state every offer given rejected because it had one condition. There gets to be a Jewish state. And that's not acceptable. And that's what animates this movement. It is in effect genocidal. It is in effect underlying it anti-Semitic. It's the only state in the world that really they object to the Jewish one. Every other state far worse states far more tyrannical. Authoritarian states that have far worse human rights records. They don't give a shit about. They have nothing to say about it. Nothing absolute silence. Even amongst the people they claim to advocate for Palestinians who are oppressed by the people that rule them by Hamas leadership. When you hear about that, you see footage of that of when you see footage of droos in Syria getting massacre thrown off of rooftops by whether it's Jolani guys, ISIS.

They don't care. Nothing to say. Thousands upon thousands, tens of thousands of protesters in Iran intentionally murdered by the Iranian regime. Nothing to say. It doesn't serve the narrative of destroying the only Jewish state. And let's use this topic to move on to the whole discussion around settler violence. As P.S. Morgan would say, settler violence. The settlers. The settler violence. Okay. Because here's what I'll say. They always love, oh my god, the Western media. And those who hate Israel and the West are always so thirsty. For the smallest infraction, the smallest flaw failure, mistake on the Israeli side. Oh, are they offended by something they can characterize as Jewish terrorism? Which I find very interesting. I find that very interesting and very revealing. Because boy, it's like every conversation on P.S. Morgan eventually arrives at Smotrich and Ben Gvea, despicable, the comments they've made.

So you're offended by their comments, peers. You're offended by their comments. Western media. Offended by the comments of Ben Gveer and Smotrich. Okay, these two guys say things that offend you. They speak of ethnic cleansing and they speak of all these things that are offensive to your Western educated minds. That's interesting. Because if that's those two people, the two people you can point to. What about the entire state-sponsored regimes and entities that make it their ultimate platform to ethnically cleanse the Jews, to kill the Yahud, to fight the Jews in the end of the days? Whoops. What's going on with my camera? To fight the Jews in the end times. Most genocidal rhetoric followed by genocidal actions and attempts to kill Jews, to kill Israelis. Well, yeah, all of that. Sure, not great. But the real problem are these two ministers in the Israeli government. Okay. Let's concede your point for argument-sick.

For argument-sick. Let's take Ben Gveer and Smotrich out of the equation. They're no longer in the Israeli government. The Israeli government now is filled with. Replace them with left-wing hippies. Replace every minister in Lee Kud party with left-wing hippies. Guess what? Nothing changes as far as Israel's security. It's probably in a lot more danger. A lot more naivete, desperately clinging to the idea of peace with people who don't want peace. Get rid of all those people and put them and replace them with left-wing hippie political leaders. Nothing changes. Ah. But if you take Palestinian leadership and society and replace them all with left-wing peacenick hippies, everything changes. It's over. There's peace. That's all you need to know. That's all you need to know. So let's discuss this settler violence. I'll say it on the outset because I guess it needs to be said. If you target civilians, whether you're an Israeli settler,

an Israeli citizen, and you target journalists or civilians and you attack them violently, you need to be prosecuted and arrested. If you intentionally target an attack, civilians or journalists, if you burn down homes, enough telebendants at it today, you got to be arrested, prosecuted, investigated. That's criminal. It's wrong. Okay. Easy. Easy to... Geez, my camera's all messing up here. Hold on. Easy to condemn that. Simple. We live by those principles, violence, intentional violence towards civilians is wrong. Okay. But something is a little fishy about these stories, as if there's this new phenomenon of settler violence. Like that's what's overwhelming the region. Oh, you have my doubts. But I find it also just really convenient and interesting that all of these people who trivialized, who looked at Hamas terrorism against Israel,

all of the aggression against Israel from Chesbola, Hamas, Iran, rockets flying, October 7th, they look at it as... It's an issue, but it's marginal. It's trivial. It's not the main driving factor. Are outraged at the sight of a group of settlers throwing rocks or attacking a car. Man, are they outraged? Whoo, as if that is the cause. Of the Middle Eastern conflict. That's what it is. That's what's doing it. It's funny because when the other side does it, it's contextualized. It's a reaction to the conditions. There's context. There's a reason we can't judge. There's a non-judgmentalism from the regimes. Entire state-sponsored, terroristic regimes. Funding an operation to destroy an entire country. That needs context. We need to understand that in the context of history, of grievance, of justice, of people who have the right to resist a brutal occupation. That's how it's all framed as a legitimate right to resist their colonizers.

But a handful of settlers, a minority of fringe committing acts of violence, which I would never condone. But boy, that is the fundamental. That's the cause. So it's an interesting shift in the perspective and the agency and the accountability. Putting it all on these people, on these homes in Judea and Samaria, in the ancient biblical homeland of the Jewish people, where Jews have a long connection to. It's these communities that are the problem. All right, let's take an experiment. Like, what if we just got rid of all the settlements in the West Bank, pulled out and then left it to their own devices for the Palestinians to govern? What would happen? Have we ever done that before? Oh yeah, Gaza 2005, every single Jew was removed and their graves removed. Oh yeah. So what happened then? Did they build a free Palestine?

What did you learn? What did we learn? As if this hasn't happened before, it's a fricking groundhogs day over here. They talk about these ideas and proposals as if they're new and haven't been tried before, decade after decade, always to fail because of the desire to destroy Israel more than there's a desire to create Palestine. They tell you that. They tell you that. And so I find it rather curious, the faux outrage at Israeli settler violence. I've spoken to people from these regions, from these areas who live there. And how it's been characterized in this narrative, nobody condones that. I'd like to find out what's really going on because oftentimes you look beneath the surface and you find out that a lot of settlers are responding to threats. They show up to an area where violence is being perpetrated on them. Somebody's in danger. Somebody calls the police.

You come to find out they might be responding to violence against them. It does happen, but people are so quick to jump to the conclusion. When the broader Israeli society and principles and ideals do not support, that kind of behavior of going to a mosque or a car for a journalist and attacking it, throwing stones at it, setting fire to homes, it's not supported. It's so marginal, so trivial. But boy, is it used as a way to say this is what's driving the conflict? This is why we can't have peace. Yeah, right. I don't buy it. I smell something fishy. I wonder. It seems easy enough to manipulate the situation. I don't know. Oh, what? You're going to be offended if I say maybe it's possibly Arabs dressing up as Jews and causing problems. Easy enough to put on citesis to cover your face with a mask, which you don't see too many in that community, but apparently they're putting masks over their face and throwing stones moving in a certain way.

I don't know. Oh, is that offensive? Is that offensive to suggest that it may be Arabs dressed up as settlers doing it? Is that offensive? Because how many of you claimed October 7th was actually the Israeli army killing its own civilians and targeting them. So I don't throw that back in my face. I'm open to it. I'm not making that claim, but I think it should be investigated, prosecuted, and figured out what's going on. Turns out that these Israelis doing this arrest them. Can't do that. That's not. It's not what we stand for. Okay, but I wonder. And if it stopped, if every ounce of Israeli settler violence stopped tomorrow, nothing would change in terms of the conditions on the ground, in terms of the view of Israel by much of the Arab world, unfortunately, by certainly its neighbors and the entities that are trying to destroy it, nothing would change. If you pulled out every single settlement and what a settlement is, by the way, community in Judea and Samaria,

in the West Bank. If you pulled every single one of them out, nothing would change. I guarantee it. Be taken over by Hamas in two seconds, home after home after home in the West Bank is filled with terrorist propaganda, copies of mine come. I spoke to a soldier who go to these homes and they find literature, Hitler literature, mine come, the deep rooted anti-Semitism taught in schools and in the culture. Good Lord, my camera's messing up. Bah boom. Sorry about that. Nothing would change. If anything, the only thing that would change is that Israel would be in far more danger. Far more danger. Why is there a wall up on the white people point to these things? Oh my God, a wall. It's a terrible thing and it is. It's horrible to have to have checkpoints and security. Why though? Why are we protecting against? Did something happen that by 2002, we had to put up security measures? Yeah, it was suicide bombs and malls and cafes and buses in Israeli society.

I'm going constant terrorizing Israeli society, blowing them to bits. Then you put up a security fence and a wall to protect against terrorist activities. They go away down and then you point to it and say that's some kind of injustice. If it's a choice between death and pissing off Western sensibilities, I say piss off Western sensibilities. I'm speaking of pissing off Western sensibilities. That brings us to the UK, sanctioning Israel today, sanctioning the West Bank today and Samara, the Foreign Minister put out a statement. We must stand against these injustices and prove to occupation because I want an honest version of that. He needs an honesty translator. He needs an honesty translator. What's his name, Miliband? Making this video. I wish to signal my virtue. I want to signal it and tell you, first of, that we need to take a stand against the

violations of human rights and genocide that's been taking place. And so we're going to talk about it even though it's technically not a genocide and no one's proved that. People are saying it's enough that I'm going to repeat it. Let me also say anti-Semitism has no place in British society, but of course, if a lot of these Jews who support Israel and Azayinistic and we claim it's a genocide, then we're basically putting a target on that back by spreading and perpetuating the lie that it is a genocide and then those who supported are obviously evil, so you have to harm them. But don't. Don't. I wouldn't want to piss off anybody. God forbid. God forbid we actually tackle the real jihadis in our society who want to completely destroy the United Kingdom. I don't want to be rude. I wouldn't want to be rude and upset people because fighting terrorism is rude. It's rude. People get upset. It's not nice. So let's just keep our heads down and you know, have enough empathy that it's basically suicide, but at least while they're killing us, we won't feel bad.

I mean, it might hurt physically but emotionally, we'll feel good. So anti-Semitism is wrong. So let's condemn the only state in the world that's Jewish. And I've nothing to say about anything else because even though it won't even be consequential and it'll probably hurt Palestinians too, we'll feel good about it. And in a culture that puts etiquette about everything else, even one's own self-preservation and security, more important than life itself is being proper, not being rude, not being too pride, not being too proud of the accomplishments of the West. No, no, no. Humility above all else. Head down. We wouldn't want to cause a ruckus, cause a fuss. No. So let's just point fingers from the safety of our own homes, from our beds, from a world protected that we take for granted. That's being threatened and undermined within our borders. But we wouldn't want to tackle those problems, those domestic problems.

No, easier to blame something else. That way we can feel better. We can. We really can. We can feel virtuous. We can feel proper. We can feel that we have the moral high ground as we point to a conflict far away that doesn't affect us at all. The only Jewish state can dem them for fighting radical jihadis in their midst and on their borders, fighting an existential war, will point at them, ignore the existential crisis in our country. And then condemn anti-Semitism, because we don't want to offend them. We want everyone to like us. Put your head down. Don't be proud of Western civilization. Don't be proud of industrialization. Capitalism accomplishment. No, no, no. That's wrong. That's bad. And those who want to destroy it, well, we should probably just let them. Because it'd be rude to stand up against them. And worse than self-defense, worse than death is being rude. Push your limits, train with precision, see the results. At Equinox, that type of performance living. Iconic spaces that inspire.

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After October 7th, I think we need to work hard towards the Palestinian state because there's no better way to discourage terrorism than to reward it. So kill me, I deserve it. Kill all of us, we deserve it. It's the proper thing to do. Let's just walk voluntarily into the flame. At least you won't think badly of us. Maclamore, you want to move to the UK? Okay. That's my little impressions rant against what I've been seeing here. I find it very curious and the faux outrage of the West at the smallest minuscule trivial acts that their violent they should be condemned. But boy, while ignoring the elephant in the room, ignoring the state-sponsored terrorism, and the ideology that seeks to destroy. Israel, the United States, the West, everything that we hold dear.

That's all beside the point. That's all in issue, it's a factor, a feature. Keep it on the side. The real issue is this guy with payas and sits is walking in his sandals to a playground and to a school, to his house. Yeah, remodeling the kitchen in a frot. That's the problem. My ass. All right. Let's take some questions. That's going to wrap up that political portion of the episode. We have a few more things I want to discuss. Let's take a look here. Okay. I told you that I would be getting to this really cool AI story. So I want to close with that and then we'll take some questions. So guys, you guys, I know, sometimes the impressions wear off. They take over. But AI gets this bad rap. Technology gets a bad rap and I get it. I heed the warnings of Jonathan Hate talking about, you know,

the dangers of technology on children, especially devices. And I agree with that. I used to be a little more excited and enthusiastic. I have what we all have our distractions growing up. We had TV, AOL, chat rooms. Now the kids have iPads devices. What's the difference? You know, every generation's got their thing. But I've come around to the arguments for sure. And it's affected the way my wife and I parent our kids. When it comes to iPads and devices, we very much limit it. So those things are only really used when we travel like airplanes. My kids know is iPad time or vacations, which are temporarily fixed times. They get to use devices. And I hate it. The truth is, watching them do it and turn into zombies, getting lost in these little feeds and swipes and things. Boy, do I hate it. But I feel like it's like candy. It's like junk food. And we keep it very, very contained. And in moderation, if they want to watch something, they watch television a show together. What's been annoying lately is that all these streaming platforms are looking at the cash grab.

And they're putting YouTube shows on their streaming platforms. I made a whole tweet about that because because that's how I took a stand. I made a tweet. Well, it sounds kind of silly. But at the end of the day, I'm like, why are they putting these YouTube shows on Netflix for kids? You ever watch these YouTube shows? They all like scream the whole time. I'm here with my dad and we're going to come build a new one to slide my back out. What? You're not people. Well, we're going to build a new one. My dad doesn't know where I'm hiding. We're going to sit there. Salish, that show. I don't know if any young parents out there with young kids, you're watching this crap. Oh, it's just garbage. It's mind garbage. ADD inducing garbage. I hate that they're doing that. And we have to be able to filter against that. I think there's going to be a big backlash. Putting YouTube shows on the streaming platforms on television. But anyway, I want to talk about a positive spin I had with technology recently. And I was proud of myself as a father, as a parent. Because one of the things I slip up on sometimes is if I'm doing bettime with the kids,

right, and trying to get them to go to bed, I'll make little deals with them. You know, try to get them to read a book or do something. But sometimes, sometimes, yes, they want to watch fun videos, silly videos on Instagram or YouTube on my phone. And we'll watch together funny dance videos or silly things. And it's a compromise. I don't love to do it. But it's like little, you know, it's silly weird stuff like, you know, a dinosaur video or a funny dance clip or cooking or something like that. Like we'll watch a few of those. I'll say three clips. They're like, you know, 10, 15 seconds long, 30 seconds, watch a little bit of that. And then they got to go to bed. It's not even something I love doing right before bed. Obviously, because they got to settle down. But whatever, sometimes you're desperate, you're exhausted, and you got to move things along. So you do what you can do. Okay? Forgive me. I forgive myself. But last night, for some reason, it occurred to me to do something a little different. And I got very creative for a second. I said, hey, wait a minute. How about we do a story?

And then I thought, instead of looking through the bookshelf here, to try to find a story or make up one on the spot, because when I have to make up one, I just kind of try to rush the job and make up a few characters. And then it's done. But I engage with the kids and said, hey, why don't we open chat GPT? I'll turn the brightness down so it doesn't wake everybody up. Why don't we make up a story? And we'll have chat GPT. Write it for us. And they just lit up. Yeah. So cool. So one of my daughters, I had her make up a story. Okay? And she gave me a few character names. I said to chat, I prompted it. And I got to show you this, because it's just the coolest thing. So I basically, here we go. Check it out. I had chat GPT generate a story. Okay?

And it's for my nine year old. And it was like a nine year old daughter. Children spend time stories. Tell me if you can see this right here. Okay. Check this out. This is cool. Here's the story. Had some characters. She wanted a princess, a dragon. And it made this story. Princess Pontique and the dragons hiccups. And chat GPT generate an entire story. I said to make it, let's see, make it silly, funny, easy to read. Good for children's bedtime story. Go. And it did this whole story. You know, Princess Pontique and the dragons hiccups. I did it in the British accent from a daughter. Like Mrs. Doubtfire. Once upon a time, Princess Pontique was brushing her teeth when Kapoom, the castle shook. Not again, she said. Outside stood a giant green dragon, smoked smoked puffed from his nose. And his tail was tangled around in the tree. Fear me, roared the dragon. I'm grumble belly, the terrible. Then he hiccuped.

You get the idea. Okay. So I do this whole story. Loved it. Then I said, then I said, um, hey, chat. After we read this whole story, she loved it very excited. I said, can you generate an image of what the characters in the story would look like. The dragon, the princess, the night. And I made these facial facial expressions like, here's what I think the night would look like. Here's what I think the dragon would look like. I bet it would have a kind face. Anyway, within a few minutes, chat GPT generates this boom. Princess Pontique and the dragons hiccups. Is that crazy? Look at this. Show me in the comments. Oh, I do miss Robin Williams. Mrs. Doubtfire voice. Look at that deer. Would you look at that? A horsey. A knight. Princess Pontique and the dragon grumble belly. Then I said, hey, um, went to my, uh, my boys. And I said, let's do the same thing. So instead of arguing over clips in this and this and this and this,

we said, let's do a story. Give me some characters. They gave me some ideas. Okay, about like a Godzilla monster that a town is so scared of, but it turns out he's the good guy. And there were two other heroes in the story. One with sores. One with lasers on their hands. They drive a cool flying car. And they have to fight an evil dinosaur. Okay, and it made a story for me. And the story was called, um, the story was called, oh, the monster who saved Metro City. The monster who saved Metro City. And here was the story. I'll read it to you. A vibrant colorful children's book. Oh, I lost what it said, but basically, it basically did a whole story for me about this monster, about these two, about the mayor of the city who was scared. And the two heroes came and saved the day with their laser swords and hands. And one could tell the future. And they fought this evil dinosaur. And then I said, hey, can you draw the book cover for me of what?

The monster who saved Metro City would look like. And the cool thing is, Chatsy BT takes a few minutes to generate the image. So after we do this whole story together. And then I read it to the kids. And they're like enthralled because these carrots, it's like adlibs. Remember adlibs? Madlibs? Sorry, madlibs. Where are you kind of making it up? They're laughing. They're loving it. It's action adventure. And then I had it draw the image. Look at this. The monster who saved Metro City. A children's book. Great for bedtime stories. Boom. Look at that. Look at that. I find this to be amazing. And they were waiting for it to be generated. And finally what? So it didn't have instant gratification. They had to wait like three, four minutes for it to be generated. And then finally gets generated. It's like this gift, this present for the kids. And they were thrilled. And it totally like got them so engaged. It was insane. No complaining. No, I want this video. None of that Gen Z modern crap of technology. Where they're just totally addicted to scrolling. And at all the elements of like the 90s. Waiting, using your imagination, being creative.

Then I said, hey guys, what if we have it to a live action version of the story? Like when they come out with the movie and it's live action? They're like, yeah. And they said, show me the movie poster for that. What would that look like for the monster who saved Metro City? Boom. Look at this. Look at that. This took a few minutes too. And they could not wait to see it. They could not wait to see it. Okay. Then after that they were ready. They were settled. They were satisfied. They were like, oh my god, that was so much fun. I want to do that every night. And then went to my 12 year old and said, okay, let's do more of a preteen middle school drama. We do this whole story about a girl navigating middle school to find her way. And then I said, make me a movie poster for that. Boom. Kayla finds her way. Look at that. This girl in the middle actually looks like my daughter. I swear to god, really does. All I, and I didn't put any visual descriptions in it. Just new based on her character as the hero of the story. Cub Lamb has the nerd, the best friend, the bully, the enemy.

Anyway, I found the whole experience really fascinating. And I think I found the secret unlock of the balance of technology, parenting, using it in a way that's exciting and creative and engaging rather than destructive and harmful. So I'm curious. Jonathan Hate, if you're watching this episode, maybe you are. I've interviewed some people who worked with you. Maybe you'll be on the show one day because I'm very much on board with all this anxious generation stuff, but I found after doing this, this really cool experience of using technology in a way that's actually exciting, engaging, burst creativity makes kids have to wait a little bit, use patience. And I thought it was a cool balance. Let me know what you think in the comments. Let's take some of your questions and comments, bring it up to the stage. Impressions, Q&A. We'll do it wherever you want. Guys, just remember, head on over. Thank you for watching the livestream. Head on over to Patreon to become a member. And becoming Ami's house honored guest, you know what to do. We're going to build this together and stop the revolution. Also head on over to the Kozak store.

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Hell yeah. Napa Valley. Napa Valley in the Patreon. Thank you so much. Let's see. Somebody wrote. Would I do a debate about Israel? Do you know me at all? Random are you just new to this? I've done several. Pretty high profile ones. Search Amiko's Act for his Candace Owens. Amiko's Act for his Dave Smith. It's out there. And I might put the original me and Candace conversation that we had a couple years ago on my Patreon as well. Because it's off YouTube. They pulled it. I'm not why it was a good combo. I'm seeing the light with AI. I am. At least in that regard. At least in that regard. Let's take a few more questions. Oh, no worries at all if you're new. But yes, lots of high profile debates on Israel. Just cut on over to YouTube and do your work. You'll find it. Do your best work in search. Guys can provide them with links if you want in the chat for prominent debates I've done on Israel. Thank you. Thank you so much. Sally.

Appreciate that. I love that you love them. I love that you love the impressions. Any request before we log off today from this live stream? Would I debate Pierce Morgan? I think I would. I think I would. Hang on. Hang on. I think I would. I think I would. But it, thank you Sally. That's very kind. You're awesome. Love, love, love from Canada. You know, Jordan Peterson was one of my early ones, but I still do it. You know, because he's from Alberta. You know, and it was wicked cold man. You know, it's not for the faint of heart. It's not. So love back to Canada. We love that. Unfortunately, Canada does not love you these days. It's a problem. Really is. I don't know. But it, uh, what's this here? Somebody said, oh, new here. Saw you on the comedy seller podcast and thought and found you were super centered. Thank you. Yes. No, I'm a friend. Here's a good show. And we have two really good conversations.

Maybe more to come. We'll see. Somebody said, do tell me you're on the side. Hey, this one. This one was always right. They find the G-Hard. That's what they're doing. Eh, eh, show. That's going to that. I've kind of done it here. I don't have it fully integrated, but stay. Tommy. And, uh, yeah, we'll take a few more. A few more. I'll put your request and comments on the stage. Now, if there's anyone, everyone wants Kansas impression, huh? All right, you guys. That brings us to the end of today's episode of today. Episale. That brings us to the end of the episode. And thank you for watching. Make him a sandwich. All right, you guys. And we know the Charlie was betrayed. I know that's because Charlie came to me in the dream. Okay, came to me in a dream last night. In which he told me and you call that betrayed him.

You guys, you guys, they think we're stupid. They think we're stupid. Okay. There's a little Kansas for you. Um, I do have a question for, oh, here. Let's see. Let's see. Uh, I'll show an image here recently. It was, I think it was. Oh, we had one more bonus thing to react to. Did you guys see this, uh, did anybody see this clip of, of Amy, acting? I think it was running. No, I wish you running. I'm not following closely enough. I'm not a journalist. Look at this. Look at this. Hold on. Let's see. What is with this movement of everyday people. We're gonna tell Mr. Ramaswami in no uncertain terms. We are telling this once and for all. You cannot buy this state. You cannot buy Ohio.

You can't buy us. You can't buy us. You can't buy us. You can't buy us in Ohio. There's a movement. There's a movement. Oh, jeez. Okay. Okay. Wow. Everybody hear that? Amy, acting. To me, she sounded like she was having an orgasm on stage. I mean, that's what that's. We want to tell him that you can buy this election. Goon, ministerial candidate. Amy, act. Listen. Oh, Ramaswami. Oh, wow. You can't buy this. You can't buy me. Maybe you can. Whoa. Buy me a drink first. Oh, okay. Oh, that was freaking weird. Someone said it's like Kamala energy. It's Kamala energy and Hillary energy, but also add an orgasm. You can't know uncertain terms.

Whoa. You can't buy the. You can't buy this election. Oh, you can't buy this. Wait. Hold on. One minute. Mm-hmm. Oh, be back. Be back. You can't buy this election, but we can maybe go to dinner first. Okay. That's what I heard. I know you all heard it too. And now you won't be able to unhear it. So sorry. I forgot about that clip. Had to roll that because it's too funny. And now we have a new impression to add to the mix. Amy Octin, the orgasmic governor candidate. Gubinitorial candidate for Ohio. Ohio. Whoa. That's fun. That's fun. Okay. Please do not put that Kamala visual into my head. I'm sorry. I want to talk about the passage. It's time. Here I am cracking myself up. Listen. For the folks, I haven't done Kamala in a while. Okay. Oh. I love Jabad. And he's seen a put him in a home. In affordable home.

I shouldn't have said that. There's Kamala for you. Sorry for the image. Sorry for the image. Okay. Here we go. You pegged it. How is that not like how we're Dean Moment for? I think it is. Peg, do you really be careful with the choice of words? But I hear you. To do any more requests before we log off today. This was a fun one. We went almost an hour. I ran. The live streams are happening. Guys, head on over to Patreon. Becoming honored guests. I appreciate all of you watching. And remember math. What is that? What is algebra? I don't know. But I love it. And I use it. Because it's useful. And I love that. And I hate it. I mean, E equals what is that? I mean, what is that? What is that theory? What's that one called? Negative B plus or minus a square. To B squared minus four AC over two A. That's obviously Jewish. Obviously. Obviously. Thanks for watching everybody. Had a good time and keep following. Join over on Patreon. Keep subscribing to the podcast here on YouTube.

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