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Ha Hack β Turned into a MERMAID! BEAUTY Struggles and MERMAID'S GADGETS. Machine-transcribed; use the interactive transcript above to jump the player to any line.
Oh, come on! Open your eyes! Wake up! Oh, you're alive! Oh, what? Hang on now! My savior is so... You need to... Thanks! I'm heading out of here! Wait, don't go! No! Hi! Why did he run away? No wonder! I need to fix this! My hairbrush! Come on! Out of the sea... Wish I could be... But all the world... A treasure chest? What's on that? Let's see... A bunch of small circles were... I can cover my pimples! Humans really do have gadgets and gizmos aplenty!
All right, let's try this! I gotta cover everything! They don't work! How? That hurt! Ew! It works! Nice! Take them all off! Ew! Crows! Holy seven seas! Smooth like a pearl! Huh? What's this here? Let's take this off! Huh? Ew! More disgusting thing! Get out of my face, please! Ew! It worked! So gross! Anyway, don't need to call Ursula after all! Oh no! I have to fix this! Let's check out the treasure chest! What a horrifying thing! I wonder how it works! All right, I think I figured it out! I'll pour some coconut milk on it! Maybe this will help!
Great! Please work, you think I'm a bob? Oh, I feel dizzy! No! It worked! Oh, wait a sec! Oh, some rockfish left overs! Hey, maybe I can use them! How about... No! Hey, what's that? Looks scary, but maybe it will work! Oh, why be so thankful! But my pants is worth it! So smooth! Oh, this thing isn't smooth at all! Come on magic, what's it? Just thing! It's rad! I have an idea! I heard humans talk about some slimes! Is that what they do, right? Thanks for helping me out, buddy! It's sickly! Yeah, the mission accomplished! Oh, my hat-ages!
I want it if I need to wash it! What? Oh, what I'm gonna do? Oh, I have an idea! Seems like you need to wash up through all, but first, let's get some seaweed! Excuse me, little frog! I saw my marron-friend do this for his hair, so... I should try it too! Huh, I think he used to do it like this! Probably they're only safe hook, I know! Now I gotta pull it! Yeah, great, but I have a long way to go! I hate waiting! Done! This is what I co-balance the curls! It's time to do my makeup! I deserve all of the bling bling! Oh, human face, babe! But I want to look more unique, just like my princess! The matte, the paint, and done!
So cool and stylish! Wow, can't wait to kiss the brand's butt up! Oh, what do I have for lips? Oh, oh, it looks weird! Hope it would make me look like a fish! Excuse me, let go of my lips! Sebastian, I didn't think it was you! Thanks for your help! Now this, mom's necklace, for good luck! Where are you, my friends? I'm ready! Shallalala la la la kiss the girl! Wow, what happened to you? You look so beautiful! Hey! Oh, my one and only! Ready for my true love's kiss! Alright, need to bounce! See ya! Wait, what?
Why? I'm flawless! Wow, I like your trident! Thanks! Hey, do you want to watch something? Um, sure! Here, check this out! Cool!
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