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A patron struck a bartender at a local Irish pub in the head with a porcelain shamrock.

Police are calling it a nignac patty whack.

A man in Prague bought a trampoline but did not properly pay for it.

The chick bounced.

What do you call a bulletproof Irishman?

Rico Shay.

Ireland's capital city population is growing fast.

In fact, it's Dublin.

What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is heavy and the other is a little lighter.

Today a Bradford man with a stutter was convicted and sent to prison for life.

But how victims are worried that he won't finish his sentence.

What's an astronaut's favorite part of a computer?

The space bar.

What did one Shriners say to another Shriner at the convention?

I'm sorry, I don't know your name, but your faiz looks familiar.

What do Irishmen call a fake diamond?

A shamrock.

Why did the Irishmen go outside on St. Patrick's Day?

To sit on his patio.

My band's called the infield.

All of our hits are singles.

I wasn't just sad when I saw the brand name Toothpaste fall off the bathroom counter.

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What do you say to someone who refuses to let you help stitch them up?

Suit yourself.

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Self space I consolidated with my International Music Vinyl collection.

I call it my Guinness Book of World Records.

What do you call a psychologist chicken?

Freud chicken.

I met a group of very successful female anglers and I asked what their secret was.

They told me a net.

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