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Well, they don't tell you not to share it, so. But they put on their, uh, GLP ones, and it was at the end of about the shine down giveaway. And it's like, what the, at first, I was like, is it like presented by like a, like, uh, uh, I'd be a big sponsorship. That'd be a nice like, you know, one of the, like, oh, that's, and I, we like started the whole P1 thing. No, that's this from Good Luck P1s. Oh, that's, oh, you know, whose idea that was. Yeah. Yeah. It's pretty smart, guy. Somebody that can't take the time to ride the entire word things. So they just put a T H and an X. Yeah. Yeah. It's a little thing called L.O.L. Lots of love. I can see him laughing in my head right now. Yeah, word economy guy. You ever? He laughs. He doesn't, his mouth doesn't move. He just, he shows all of his teeth. He's got the other look. We're here. Just kind of nod and

approval before he takes a sip of his cold coffee. That's right. And then he starts talking like, dude, he does that like, right, probably puts a straw to the lips. It's almost like, uh, Jack Nicholson in the shining before he like totally loses it. He's like, that's right. Yeah. That's right. Number one. Non-ethnic. That's right. God, man. That was, that was, that was, that was nice. When we were coming up, we again, we started off 11th, 12th, out of 14th. And then the first time we got number one, he's like, number one. Non-ethnic. It's like, oh, look at you. You making a silver lining out of it. I can't see you. And then it was number one, all of all the ethnicses. I won't say his name, but all ethnicities. Do you remember the guy who said, uh, I'm getting beat by stations. I never heard of before. Oh, Lord. That guy will have a job here forever. That guy is a legend. He really just had one bad little book. Um, okay. This was kind of a proverbial thing that I posed. We

just getting here, like, run off at the mouth. And like, that one thing that I talked about earlier off there, I want to do that tomorrow about, all right. My no pads filling up after I've seen. I'm running that room. That bad for Stomand throws it away. That'll be like killer. Put it up on the, on the ceiling. So you can't reach it. There's a no, no, no, throw away real bad, but I can't get to it. I was, you know, I'd never see him up. He, I hope he, he, he sees the, the fun and all that. But I heard he keeps a sticky hand in this pocket, like out of the quarter machine. What are those things like a, like a frog's tongue? Yeah. The love message. Yes. You could like grab people's papers off their desk. It's great. It was like, it was like something like alien technology. Wow. It probably came from the Orient. Like some kind of like ninja kind of the Asia pardon. I don't know. It's not the, it was the Orient. Okay. When I was, when I was in school, that's what we were taught. So sorry, the world changed since

that got out. But you say that's one emoji. You got to avoid. What? The ninja emoji. The one where you're like saluting is also looks like doing like we get rid of some of these before I get shot somewhere. I saw a new one the other day where I was like, did we need it? And, and I don't know what it was. I was like, Hendrix. I love you, Mark Hendrix. I do. I love you. I know. He just sends it. I'm going to send when he likes this into. Oh my god. Yeah. Circle back. Yeah. Now to throw your paper away. That's what now see this changes the conversation because we know that he's directly listening now. That Hendrix Fulton. Yeah. Yeah. Speaking of Shindell. Yeah. Do you hear what the fatty said about you, Stoney? He says he throws papers away. Showing if I do. I really, if I don't ever mention the, anyone like I don't like it's, it's maybe like

the nicest dickheadish thing to do. But like if I don't ever mention someone by name, it's because I don't like them. I'm not going to give you any kind of reason. Just freeze them out. Yeah. But if I do, I'm not going to like sit here like put you over. I'm going to, you know, aggravate you a little bit just a, you know, poke a little bit. He could take shots at me. Yeah. I get you just after. You know, it's funny. You mentioned that. It'd be fun. You know, in arrival, are we going now? I thought a real like a legit a G.O.P. one was going to sponsor the show because, you know, Brent used to be a little heavier. But he lost his weight the natural. You go again, reminding everyone. He's in the gym almost every day. Because I want people to know, like, you know, how special this show is. He used to be a bigger guy. He lost weight. So you can perform for you. Fatboy goes in protest. Jelly Roll shows now. He says, this is why you still like, I said, what did I miss? I said, look, look, look, look, 30 of us can fit in his pants. I just bought these off either. I bought it at the yard. So money rolls sold him to, sold him to,

sold him to, man, she kicked him out or whatever happened there. Oh, man. You're reconcilable. God. So the thing that the, I heard Stone Man through Jelly Rolls papers away. He thought she did it. And that's why they got divorced. You know, you know what? Do you think, well, how about this? Here's my conspiracy theories. How about our cleaning people, our agents of my heart? You know, that's a strong term is they're cleaning people. Well, you know, but people of the goodby agents of my heartless cleaning, hot of tours. I don't know. What do you, what do you, what do you call cleaning crew? I mean, what do you think? It's like the, the, the, that's the lady cleans my house. Like what, what, what, I don't know what, I don't call her a maid. She's a cleaning lady. Thank you, Mr. Hedges. She's American. And it doesn't matter. She wasn't. I didn't say that either. You were doing an impression of like, that was a nondescript cleaning lady.

You know, Mr. Hedges, I know more about the constitution than you, Mr. Hedges. Sound like the side, the height that side guy from Kimmel. That guy. You go like Yerma? Yeah. That's not appropriate. No, it's not. Plus the bosses. He is. I'm trying to make a lot of option. Why is not? He's got the best office in the world. Cowboys are going to win the Super Bowl this year. Yeah. Well, legit. Good to meet you. Now you're sucking up. Is my nose a little round? Very. I think it stuck in somewhere. It shouldn't have been. I don't want to distract you. You know what? Like, no, get sidetracked. You know, you're just a thing. Distractions are totally fine. That's the thing. Sometimes, you know, and I'm not talking about the war in Iran. Oh, Lord, thanks for the $4 is the guy. I just said, distracts you. You're fine. We go into, you know, while Hedges listening, this is good. Mark likes us to do a promo of what's coming up the next day. Yeah. And sometimes it'll, it'll like, it's like, oh, man, I don't know. Yeah. Like, I don't know. Yeah. Yeah. You better get the know.

Challenge to like, what's one thing? What's your one thing going to be on the show? What's you coming in? But honestly, have this stuff that we have on paper, you know, say, hey, let's try it. Like you said, you're in the pad of there. We don't get to it. Just because we call it the flow. We just get talking about it. He does like to challenge you. You started off, you know, how was he talking about the stone man and making fun of his height and whatever it was? Not American, I believe. The paper thief. Yeah. So he's talking about. Yeah. You know, it's fatty. You can suck it. I still whatever I want. When I want you won't do anything about it. But maybe it's the, it's the, the people of cleaning that I'm not still his shoes. Well, he doesn't wear any. That's like, it's still a lot. It's like shoe napping, Jethro. They both keep them in their back pocket. Right. If you see Jethro somewhere formal or semi formal, he's got a shoes in his back pocket. So he's prepared. He's really. When I used at my mom's funeral, first thing I did was like, I just, I just, I looked out and they,

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No! Feed your knee for TRT. Oh yes, it's good. At theRiseGuys.com and on the Odyssey. This is the ride's guys' morning show. What's more than a two-girl sister? This is especially what more than a two-girl sister? Mark Hendrix. How's it going to say? He loves this. Two-girl sister. Mark or Stoeman? I want to hear that. I'm sitting on something. I got to know a buyer. Two-girl sister. Two-girl sister. Two-girl sister. Three-girl sister. It's the one question that everybody's asking other than... You know, I never left the world. Are you going to watch South America this week? What is South America? What's what they call South Park now? I'm going to have some ginger ale, some America dry. I'm going to go down the floor to near the Gulf of America. I don't want to say...

Do you want to say... Well, what if you're an African-Canadian and then we do take over Canada? I'm speaking fun in politics now. I don't like really. I like this guy. Yeah, I like what he thinks. Kind of a thing. I'm going to take over Canada. I'm not trying to like colonize the world. We've already done that. That's going to be the new- I say we, I say... I don't know who we is. You know? Who is we? Who are we? Who is you? They always say, well, they say. Well, who is they? We don't ask pronouns anymore. Or we do. I don't know. Canada would be North America. We would be South America. So if you're... South America would be butthole America. If you're an African-Canadian... Please. Then would you then be an African-American then? This is the only country where they... African-North American. What if you're English? Are you African-English? I don't think it's anywhere but here. I don't think it's anywhere. We hear it really. We were the only country that had slaves, right? Like legit.

No. No. No. Are you sir? If you... Okay. Well, no. Egyptians, okay. Then they were technically slaves. But that was their society, societal system. But like England, like Ireland, like... No other country had slaves, right? And then turned servants to... No. They had... Well, that's what you can tell me. They absolutely did. Plus a lot of the country... Oh, Lord. A lot of the countries that you mentioned, like... If you... If you were... You know, this is the sad state of the world at that time. But like, if you were not sold into it, you were going to be doing it there. You know what I'm saying? Like, you were... That were regardless. You know what I mean? Especially when the British were taking over everywhere. Like Hong Kong, all straight. And then certain parts of the world, part of them... Look, certain people had roles. Some people financed. Some people built the boats, you know? Yeah. And that's the... That's the... You know, those are the ones that history forgets.

You know, that's... The real backbone. The silk road of it. I mean, that's one of those things where it's like, Huh! So these guys... But who was... Who was doing all of that? Was it the same people that was also trading the silk for the coffee and the tobacco? Yes, it was. Absolutely. Did I tell you about the commercial I saw for people to build ships? Like to say, if you want to help... Help the Navy build a fleet. Or something like that. It was building submarines. It was just a job you can go get. That's so crazy. Because I ran, just got one of ours. I just saw that. Oh, the little man. But still, I mean, that's pretty much $100 million. Like it's decoys to... I don't know. Can you send an unmanned ship? I think the decoy is... If you're getting about the Epstein files, we go ahead. So are they still using the dolphins? With the bombs on the... You know what's crazy about that? The people say that was not even real. But it was on the news, though. Yeah, that was... Let me come on. So, did the news get fooled?

Or is it... I think they do sometimes. Then that's when they say, Well, we couldn't independently verify this. I still can't believe. Remember like a month or two ago, where the guy got hit by the bison at the national park? And he went... Yes. I swear I thought that was AI. I still... Until you saw the guy in the hospital, right? Until I saw that. And that's a sad state of the world. You know, like... Let's say... Lead to the bomb. Let's say... And I don't want it to happen tomorrow. Really, anytime soon, if I'm being weird. But like, let's say the news, right now, I said, Oh, look. It comes to the Lord. He's coming back. Yeah, you wouldn't believe it. I'd say, Oh, that's the Japanese messing with us. Now we believe it. That's the Chinese, that's the Russians. Messiah. Yes, that's... That's DARPA. You know, that's some kind of... I know. I know. He would literally have to tell everybody, I am Jesus Christ himself. Nobody would believe him. I used to say this all the time. If we now live, let's say like we lived back then.

And obviously the mind, the train of thought, the mind would be far different. But... Would you just follow lead of some dude? Oh. I know. Who, like, he wouldn't even hang out with the, the, the, the, the, the, the big dogs. What do he go hang out with the, as it said, the Bob of the Horrors and the Tax Collector's. Would you? They're saying that the Taxman and Horrors are the same people. You would have to have... Let's think about that. A lot of miracles. Miracles that would happen for people to believe you. Exactly. But the same, same thing goes for now. If you saw the, there are people now that say if it does, you know, if that does happen that it will be a holographic projection. Two calls chaos. When you read about the branched of Indians, this was a lot of what, how they thought, because Koresh looked like Jesus to them. They thought he was. Let's say the stuff in the Middle East is to ultimately build the third temple, which the Bible says is the end of the end. You gotta give it to me. That they're just following the blueprint,

which is in the Bible. So if the second temple or the third temple is built, then if they're literally like saying, okay, stick to your word, God. If this third temple is built, you're coming back. And that's what a lot of them folks are trying to do. You gotta give some weird... You gotta give a little credence to it because they found the ark where they said it was gonna be buried. Yeah, but... You know, like Jacob's ladder. So you know... That's when you get all your peers in God. That's what that's called, but the one that's not in the Bible. I got all my... No idea in the Bible. No, no. That was worse than what you said earlier. Let me talk in a minute. I teach you in Sunday school. I don't know which Jacob's ladder is in the Bible. The 2012th anniversary of not 11 of the Lord coming back, but nevertheless. They were like, hang on. That was in the Bible. It was like trying, you know, man was trying to get... Right, Jacob's ladder was trying to build it to heaven. But then like we fly to the moon and stuff.

So I don't know, man. Pretty easily. Like, you know, simply... Nah, it's a process, but... You could plan it and then execute it. If you got money. Yeah. Elyon can do it. Jeff Lesbos can do it. What's he... That's when thing I was gonna ask you, like, what is... Like, do you think Elyon looks... I watched this 30, 40 minute interview with him yesterday. And it was just talking about like the cars. That was what he was talking about. But they also asked him about this space stuff. And do you think like he's pushing a lot of this doomsday stuff because this impending doom of like, oh, all the rich people are getting bunkers because all this stuff, like, oh, or it's not gonna be... That he's trying to literally colonize another planet in a real estate kind of move. Yeah. I don't know how to answer this. Like, literally... How the... F could you go take over a planet? I might be wrong in how I say this. And I meant fart with that F Mark. I don't know how else to say it other than...

I don't think... I think he's so autistic that he doesn't have that filter to kind of weed out, you know, what people would maybe call like a scare tactic. I think he, like, says it and throws it out there and believes it and it sounds blunt and like, you know, crazy, but like, that's really what he believes. Yeah. So I kind of... But there is... Is that like a thing of autism, though? Is that the wrong thing? I don't know. Am I saying the wrong word? All the big dudes from AI, Sam Altman, all of them, like, they're all saying, hey, we didn't know what we created here. It's going to take over... Well, that's kind of naive, though. We didn't know what we created in it. It's going to take over the world. Like, we have no... We can't... I mean, that's not good business. That's not a good business plan. No. It's my favorite inward naive. Nive is... I mean, who does that? And then they don't know who to trust in the whole industry because there's one tacking the other. I'm sorry. No, no. I didn't go off on a tangent. It is, like, you said kind of hit a nerve with me. It's like the major inventors of this thing that, like, suddenly... I mean, it's open source, so they literally...

It's like Duke Power, Duke Powered it in event electricity. They just, you know, get it to you through their stuff. But they're all preaching like doom and gloom now. Well, I mean, but obviously, the Russians are going to be testing a nuclear weapon soon. So it has to be... You know, why are we doing this? We're going back, what, 50 years when we were trying to, like, have some kind of agreement that we're not going to blow people up. But... Shout out, Duke, when we get that extension. Let me get that extension. I'm glad he's doing what he's doing, though. Retail is... Retail therapy, you know, like, that's a word we throw around. But it's so true. Like, when you get down or depressed or blah, blah, blah, like, like, not even just women. You're maybe nervous. Men, no, we... When I hear a retail, but you say retail. Retail. You're getting flashbacks. So what is the, like, oh, I got to prepare. So if it's not, you know, Pat Robertson, the other one,

Jim Baker trying to sell you... 100 pounds of, you know, it was always like doom and gloom. And I just remember my childhood being like, and not just childhood, but like the times, you're like, hey, the future looks bright and it's happy or whatever. All the movies now are dystopian. Everything's just dark and gloomy or whatever. There's no hope. A.O. is going to take over. Like, that's also another damn tactic. Just like Nukes have been since the freaking 50, 40, 50. You know, I'll give Elon credit to the point where... He's curious enough to worry. Crystal Geyser Alpine Springwater is now the official water partner of the Iron Man North America series. Together, we'll hydrate athletes from the first mile to the finish line with Alpine Springwater that's always bottled at the natural spring source. We're proud to partner with Iron Man and support a community defined by perseverance, determination, and the pursuit of extraordinary goals. Crystal Geyser Alpine Springwater Always bottled at the source.

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You don't get to. What are you doing? You know, that rock is the reason it's because they screwed up. We blasted there. There we sent dinosaurs down there to screw with you for a little while. You ended up screwing them up with the aerosol cans and bullcrap. What's we've seen so to recall? You can't live on Mars. It's impossible. What he even says that like it's not you would have to live. Like you would live in a oxygen dome on the planet. You wouldn't be walking out in the air. So like, okay. That's what's going to happen if we go to the moon, like colonizing the moon. Yeah, you do. You'd be in a big dome. Yeah, weather manipulated in the dome. Just we like we are here on Earth with the firmament. It's like a madame in movie where you grew the potatoes in space. I mean, that was hard to watch. I can't, I don't like a lot of movies where there's no dialogue for five, ten minutes. You know, could have been ran better. Yeah, that damn my house. You don't know, patronize me. You wouldn't listen. Son of a gun. Get Hendrix in there.

He listens better than you do. I have something to say. One number does it all. 8774 0093. That's communication. This is the rise guys morning show. This song, what's weird about this song. Vaxual is by a jazz performer named Johnny Pearson. The song is called Leap Frog. And it was basically like, it wasn't royalty-free music. They just didn't pay Johnny Pearson. It was always used in like B-roll on PBS shows. The news sometimes when it would go to break would play this at the end. It does kind of sound like Sesame Street. He did. He might have done something with Sesame Street. But the guys Johnny Pearson. So it was like the first non-paid royalty-free music. If it makes any sense. I'm pretty sure Bischoff said that the music for the NWO was like an eternal library of music. Because they couldn't afford to get other music to pay the rides to it. I think that was royalty-free. Not now. Who was that saying?

Ne-ne-ne-ne-ne. Like, is that known? Was it... I don't know. Was it Oli Anderson? Like Oli Anderson was... Blush. I don't think you do it without protest. I never heard anybody say a nice thing about Oli. The business. I did. I met him in the business. When I met him, but he was also near the end. But you know, Oli, he was... He was booking a lot too. So a lot of the boys probably didn't like the booking. Well, also you got to think to Vince play. Started a lot of crap talk about him. Because he... He's doing it, tried to go back and buy Medellinic, right? Or buy Georgia Championship Wrestling. Started swallowing him all over. From Black Saturday. Yeah, that's right. Yeah. Okay. I bought it all! Not just one and not six or seven, but like dozens and dozens of people tag both Fat Boy on and myself in this clip. I first, I think Fat Boy did as well. I wanted to... I did not see this on the news. So I want to make sure it was real. Okay.

And turns out it was real. 100%. And we're like, why save this for Best Am Audio? Let's just do a whole segment where we can just break it down and talk about what our president said recently about. What we were talking about earlier, good luck P1s, which is GLP1s. Oh. Ten cents for a pill. And we'd pay $2 for the same pill. Or for the fat drug, as I say, you know, friend of mine, very, very heavy. He's a very obese person. I said, you're an extremely obese person. But he's a brilliant guy. He's a Wall Street guy. He's a brutal man. But smart as hell, but he's got a serious weight problem. And he called me up and he's from New York. He's one of the top guys in Wall Street. He's begging me because I've told the story a couple of times. Not to mention his name because I'll destroy his reputation. But he's tough as hell and he's smart, vicious, wild.

He's the people we have to deal with when you're president. He used to call me Donnie. Now he calls me president. He'd say, Donnie. Now he calls me president. I'm shocked he does it. Actually, that shows respect. But he said, you know, Mr. President, I was in London. And I paid $86 for Ozepik. And in New York, I pay $100, I pay $1,300 for the same thing. That's a lot. That's a big difference. And I had to check out. Comes from the same factory. It comes from the same place. And then I have some other fat drugs. I said, are you taking this stuff? Yeah, I said, it's not working. You look like. It says not working. But he got me going. I'm not even like first of all. Don't agree with the lot here lately. I got to be just completely honest. But saying the S word on TV,

can we go ahead and make that a role? Well, we can say it on the radio too. I found there are people that can't look. I know some people that don't like Trump. Now, but that's the cross the board. They can't listen to that and find like the humor in it. Oh, man. Because I hate him so much that it's like, you know, it just like gets him going. Like you got to find a way to laugh at stuff. Well, yeah, I mean, the way he just said, like his cadence and stuff, the way W would talk. You know, I know people who just hated W, but they would, they have fooled me once. They can't get fooled again. Even like, you know, strategic. He has swagger. Like Bill Clinton, you know, like I didn't necessarily care too much for him. But you know, I'd like the impressions people do. But first of him calling it the fat drug. He's just like, but then the way he compliments the guy's vicious. He's on Wall Street. That's right. He's, he's, you look like S.

He said, I'm surprised. I like that. Joe just said that. That's the fact calling someone fat. Like for real, man, like dude, you're, you're ankles and arms are getting real big. That's the big, that's the sign you can tell. We're looks like other wearing pants, but it's a leg fat kind of folding over the cancels. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. He's got big sweater legs. He looks like he's wearing pants, but he's fat. But I mean crap, you know, maybe that's why he built the edition of the White House. So it's frank. It's a thing. So he could actually, I got to begin a ballroom. It's like, I want to find out like who is the fatest stock market tycoon that knows Trump? And we try to like, is it Chris, Chris? Who is it? I was thinking like, who is this guy? Or is it really anyone? Do you think this is what is like between Trump and JD when they just hang out like Trump's going off? And he's like JD's legit laughing at it because he's like, you know, roasting for you. JD's calling him fat. He's fat, fatty. Mess with each other.

You know, like a woman JD in the face. Dude, you know, that, you know, I don't know. He does a good job of Vance does of even if Trump does something he doesn't necessarily agree with. He just kind of like, he doesn't distance himself from it, but he doesn't necessarily and say, yeah, I agree with that either. He's a thinker. But you went, you said, when he thinks he does that thing where he does his eyes like from side to side and they say like, professionally, that's a no-no because it looks like you're in decisive or a bit you're lying. But when I'm watching his eyes, I'm like, this son of a bitch is wearing eyeliner. Like, dude, next time you look at, you can't not see it. Like, dude, is, or is Arsta or whatever her name is? Oush. Ousha. Oush. They want it. You think he says that when he comes home? Yeah. Just me, Oush. Yee-ee-ee. But like, dude, it looks like he's wearing like some, some eyeliner and I can't.

Well, his eyes are too nice. They're piercing, aren't they? Yeah, I'm watching. Yeah. He has one in his. Like, he could talk you and anything, couldn't he? You're right. My talk is way into being the next president. You never know. Well, a lot of people can see it, especially when you get some separation. Maybe a lot of people jumping off the ship when Trump's terms over. But that happens all the time. I think we just have to see what, I think the way Koushi would play this. It's a deal. Oh my god. Which upcoming politicians getting a Netflix documentary? And that's where it, like, dude, they'll be, come on. Like, dude. When you love to watch darlings, like, you know, the past couple months. Look at that. Like, the Melania thing came out of you. Trump's having came. He's like, the freaking setting president is on it. Every, I mean, you think they're making fun of each other's lives. I don't know. JD does a Melania impersonation. I mean, you love to watch the TV when they're done. Like, I want to hear Trump do a Melania impersonation. Like, I think that would be funny or something. He's like, he mocks on his head.

Oh, they took up the beat. What did that do? Did that use my golf shoes out to get Melania? That's the way I began. It would be big, doesn't it? You don't know what I'm gonna make. You wearing eyeliner like man. God. Why don't I get you flamed and blamed? I don't know what you're gonna blame. That's a true text. Trump and golf attire does look bad. Because he wears the high-waisted pants. He puts a jacks in my feet. I can't make sure of it. He can't wear the trench coasters too hot. Yeah, man. He jacks and pants out way too much in the front. He got a pull him up. It's like right there under the cleavage area. If he bends over, you will not see any crack. Yeah, I know. That I could tell you. No crack. You will not see my ass anyway. My big orange ass. You think I see a rock? Well, yeah. God, it's so fun to just impersonate it, man. But, doesn't, I don't wanna look for a say it because I don't wanna say it. And then, No, you just spelt it. You know what? That's a great idea because I did that earlier

and I wanna apologize. I said, nobody in the Bible had an actual Jacob's letter. Right. That was my fault. I came afterwards. Okay, yes. $50 million is how much Barack and Big Mike, the Obama's, I just wanna say the Obama's. They're production deal with Netflix on the upcoming Obama's. Like, come on, man. Like, come on. Did you see the Obama clip where? Like, rain and none of them. Like, I would have loved to watch the Reagan's. Like, you know, some kind of reality. I'm mad. Whatever. You know, him and their eating M&Ms. She's in there sitting on Mr. T's and lap. That stuff would have been awesome. Ronnie, are you gonna pay those iranians for the guns you stole? Yeah, don't worry about it, buddy. I'm mad. Madger business. John Wayne's here to see you. She wants to talk about the Arabs again. Yeah, right. Did you see the Obama clip where, he said that his Trump era,

Trump era had to change the diaper before and then somebody in the crowd yelled out his own. I was gonna say it. And then you hear him chuckle and he said, I was almost gonna say that, but I didn't. That's what it should be more going back and forth. Hell, when they were at, who's funeral were they at? Jimmy Carter's. They were talking and laughing it up with each other. When he offered him a man or something? Something like they were, people were shocked. I was shocked still. They were just chatting it up. Somebody texted something. I want to check this out. This all the work, man. We're in their game. Oh, wow. Okay. Did somebody text us in? I did not know this. Do you know that? Do you have any other? Malia and Sasha. That's Trump's, I'm Trump. That's so bomb. Oh, Lord. That's not what you're gonna hit me on. Oh, I just got it. I'm gonna say you bastard. I didn't mean to say bastard. I don't want to offend any children born out of wedlock. But look, not seriously. Malia has dropped her last name, dude.

Like she's dropped the Obama. That's wild. Really? Yeah. I just searched it. I just searched it. I mean, they're still gonna know it's her. But like that's, that's, that's, that's, I'm gonna look that up more. That's interesting. That's wild. So like I mean, that's, it's a lot of money with that name. Even when they get married, like the Bush twins, they still go by, you know, they still keep their Bush. Dude. Hey, this is me. Good night, guys. We're all. Every morning. It's gross, my right now. That boy. Oh, that big shit isn't it? And pay. One making yourself happy. So riled up. The rice guys wanting shall. Crystal Geyser Alpine Spring Water is now the official water partner of the Iron Man North America series. Together, we'll hydrate athletes from the first mile to the finish line with Alpine Spring Water that's always bottled at the natural spring source. We're proud to partner with Iron Man and support a community defined by perseverance, determination, and the pursuit of extraordinary goals. Crystal Geyser Alpine Spring Water

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