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WE HAVE TO BOMB IRAN MORTY: Banned of Brothers What Kind of Patriot are You? w. Jack (August 18, 2026)

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All the rumors of spent long range missiles and defense systems, even depleted drones, have now been officially confirmed. Now the USS Lincoln is being called in over viral pictures, videos, and claims that the ship is a cesspit, the food is slop, and that soldiers are attempting to commit suicide by jumping overboard. The USS Washington, which is supposed to replace the latter ship, immediately went viral for similar conditions. This is despite the non-stop propaganda about our overflowing store of weapons, soldiers receiving steak and lobster, and our ships being world class. Interestingly, the White House is simultaneously requesting a budget to redesign these ships and call them the Golden Fleet of Trump. The four dead service members have now been classified as “overseas operational casualties,” and when asked about the Lincoln, the president said the families were lying about their loved ones and that ship should stay active even longer. It appears that the very leaders of this patriot military have less respect than those of us who remember when peace actually meant peace, not war. Apparently, brothers are only banded together if they follow the script; otherwise, they become banned brothers. But, hey, the head of the Pentagon said, “Morty” (burp) “we have to” (burp) “bomb Iran.” 

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WE HAVE TO BOMB IRAN MORTY: Banned of Brothers What Kind of Patriot are You? w. Jack (August 18, 2026)

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