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Boom! No. Oh, on. Kids! What should we order for dinner? Pizza! Tuckos. Hey boys, let's not get local. What kind of restaurants will pizza Tuckos? I'll never please. Oh my guys. Why can't we have food without the fans? With wonder, you can combine 20 restaurants and one delivery. So your family never has to compromise. Download the app today. wonder food without the fight. How much would you spend to make your life a little easier? It is kiss 95 seven-time for your junk chat. Yeah, 97% of Americans have used a convenience service. Okay. And it'll ask a month that's like take out, uh, DoorDash, UberEeds, Grocery, Delivery, something like that. Yeah. People value an hour of free time at $87 on average. Yep. Does Amazon count? Yeah. Okay. You're doing like two-day shipping, or you're getting a faster and that. Yeah. The average person says they're willing to spend $9.49
in food delivery freeze before deciding to pick up the order themselves. Okay. I will say, man, I went to grab a, like a few weeks ago, like a pizza and a grinder on like UberEeds. I think it was. Yeah. I saw the delivery free and I was like, yeah, I'll just go pick it up. I've also noticed that at some places, if you order takeout directly through them versus like DoorDash, UberEeds, it's more expensive on DoorDash, UberEeds, like the base price. Oh, it is. Yeah. Yeah. For sure. UberEeds, I'd rather just call up the restaurant order and go pick it up. Yeah. And can I just say another thing of convenience? So you know like you pay at the pump, the gas station, when you go to the gas station, you pay at the pump. Yeah. If there's a sign on the pump that says, please pay inside. I love you. I'm going to the next gas station. I don't. I don't. I'm too lazy to walk that 30 steps. I agree. I'm the same. I am the same. All right, Elizabeth and Canton is standing by her husband, has been acting strange. She wants to know why. She thinks it's another woman. Oh, no. Oh, I'm going to get some answers. We're going to talk to her and then call her husband. Where are the roses coming up next?
All right, Canton is where we're going. Elizabeth is on the line. She's afraid that her husband, I think his name is Dan. But is cheating on her. So good morning. Is this Elizabeth? Hi. Good morning. Hi. Okay. So your husband's name is Dan. Do I have that correct? Yes. Okay. Well, welcome to the show. I hope we can get you some answers. Tell me why you think Dan is cheating. What's going on? I have been noticing that he's kind of constantly texting. And whenever I ask who he's talking to, he says it's nothing. He completely brushes it off. It's rude. He also told me via, yes. He also told me that he was away for a work conference recently. And I actually checked with his company and they didn't have a conference that weekend. Oh. Yeah. I really, yeah. I know. I saw hotel charge on our joint account.
Yeah. Like our joint credit card. Yeah. And there was a bottle of champagne that we'd end that he was away. Seems very business like. No. So. So what you're telling me, he told you that he had a work conference. You checked and there was no work conference. However, he was gone. He was out of hotel and he ordered himself champagne. Right. Correct. Okay. That just all seems so sketchy to me. What Walmart? Nothing. I mean, you have all this time to be a detective and find out all this. After husband, she knows he's been. Maybe you should use that time to work on your relationship. Oh my gosh. Wow. Just ignore him. Please, Elizabeth, ignore him. It sounds a little sketchy to me. I mean, the fact that you checked to see if his company had any type of conference and they didn't that weekend is weird. That's what I mean. That's a lot. Yeah. That is a lot. All right. Well, then we're just, we're going to call him up. We're going to offer him roses. Get some info. You're going to be listening in. If you want to confront your husband, go for it. If you're not comfortable, don't worry about it. We'll just try to get the information and then hang up.
Okay. Jeff, you need to go on a work conference. I will love to. I don't want to be responsible for what happens. Hi. Yeah. Hey, Dan. This is Kelsey over at Flowers Express. How are you doing this morning? I'm on my, what's Flowers Express? Flowers Express is exactly that. It's a flower shop. I'm just giving you a quick courtesy call this morning to let you know that you have one are online weekly contest and that you are the lucky recipient of a dozen roses. Congratulations. Wait, I didn't understand anything or anything. Yeah, you probably didn't. So we're new in town and we buy these third party marketing lists. So this way we can get our name out there. And so we put you in this pool basically. Your name came out this week as the winner. So we're going to send you a dozen roses. That's the way to kind of get our name out there. And then also, you know, it makes somebody's day when you send a flower. So it's a win-win kind of situation. I don't have to do anything or sign up anything or anything.
I will. Okay. The one catch. You got me. I can't send them directly to you. I will send them to somebody on your behalf though. So as long as you're cool with that, we're good to roll. All right. I mean, if I don't have to do any. All right. I mean, if it's free, okay, totally free, totally free. All right. Well, since we're good to accept, I have the card here. If we could just start with a message, we can get this process. Right. Oh, I know. Just put put. Can't wait to see you Friday, Friday night. Can't wait to see you Friday night. Can't wait to see you Friday night. Okay. Cool. Anything else you want to put in the card? That's good. Okay. Perfect. Perfect. And I just need a name to address the card too. Sorry. I forgot about that. What's your name? Jessica. Jessica. Okay. Cool. So we're sending these flowers to Jessica. Who's Jessica? Who in Jessica? Who's Jessica? Who's Jessica Dan? Dan, this is Courtney, the florist of Savannah.
Jessica, you're on the radio on Kiss 957. That's your wife Elizabeth. Go ahead Elizabeth. Go ahead. So I was right. I was right. You were right about the scene. Somebody. Are you kidding me? Are you kidding me? Anybody that Jessica is my co-owner? Oh, no. You're just sending flowers to Jessica? Who the hell is Jessica? You and Jessica is my co-worker. You met Jessica. Oh, your co-worker that you went away with? That you went away with on a company trip that didn't happen? Jessica is my co-worker. What do you get? I don't know what you're tripping out about. Can I just, I got a jump in. I need to ask the florist. What, what did he write in the card? Something about, can't wait for Friday night. What's going down Friday night? Yeah. What's happening Friday night again? I am meeting Jessica. Jessica is going through an incredibly hard time. And I'm, I'm just helping her out. We're talking about how about your wife? How about your wife? How about your wife? What about my wife? Because nothing to do with my, my marriage. Exactly. Exactly.
Exactly. I want to know where he was for two days, Elizabeth. Jessica is going through a very hard time. And her and I, she asked for my help. And I, I spent a year after her. How about a hotel? At a hotel room? Yes. After her. I came and we, I, we were just talking. I was helping her out. She's, I don't know. You were just talking for two days. You were just talking over champagne for two days. You're a liar. You're a liar. Are you sleeping with your coworker? No. You've been caught. Night as well. Just a minute. You've been caught. There's nothing to admit. It's just talking conversation. No, I'm not sleeping. We're, oh yeah. Oh, champagne. And you just happen to have a bottle of champagne. Yeah. You just happen to have a bottle of champagne that you put on your, our joint credit card. Are you idiot? I didn't agree to the champagne. I got her a present because she was struggling.
What is the problem? Oh my God. Okay. What is the problem? Yes. Nothing says support like champagne in a hotel room. We're not going to get to the bottom of it. Whatever, whatever happened, Elizabeth, it was inappropriate and disrespectful. Whether he cheated or just spent two nights with another woman talking. It's all wrong on all counts. Yeah. Okay. So I want to put you on hold. I'm going to offer couples counseling. And if you want to work through it, you guys can do couples counseling to get a marriage counseling. And we're going to pick up the tab. Okay. And then you can get to the bottom of it with your husband. Maybe you guys buy me a bottle of champagne instead of counseling because I'm getting rid of this loser. Okay. I'm sending you champagne and flowers. Thank you. Well, Justin Bieber and Harry Styles fans are in a frenzy. The latest rumor is the two are at the top of the NFL's wish list to perform at the Super Bowl halftime show. Jay Z has the final saying who will be named the halftime performer and whoever gets the show will perform on February 14th of fall's on Valentine's Day.
But here's the thing. Was it last week they were saying it was, you know, Miley Cyrus was the top runner. Now they're saying Justin Bieber and Harry Styles. I saw something that she was still in the mix too. Like it was a three of them. Yeah. Harry Styles new tour dates don't kick off until April. So he'll be open in February and my vote is officially for Harry Styles. Can we throw Sabrina Carpenter in the ring? Because I feel like she'd be really good too. She killed it. Coachella. Well, I love I'm still I'm still voting for Harry Styles. I think that's why he gave that little speech. I think he knows that he's in the running. And I think he's leaning towards it. I know maybe. And last night season premiere of Dancing with the Stars apparently so popular that online voting crashed. Oh my god. So Rabiero updated fans they had to do it live saying for tonight and tonight only we're throwing out online votes text us only was that popular night one was just the male dancers celebrities and their dancers tonight is the female. And then Connor from like Mormon lives of something. Lives of lives of the secret lives of Mormon wives get a straight kids.
Come on now. He got the boot. And finally Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey going full privacy mode at their new Ohio mansion. They bought a $5 million lakefront home back in March. They've reportedly installed a voice activated warning system around the property. If someone gets too close, they hear a message telling them not to enter. And apparently it happened to a neighbor who was just walking by. It reminds me of our fire alarm here. The one that goes off is like emergency emergency evacuate the building. That's exactly what it is. The mansion is 21,000 square feet eight bedrooms 11 bathrooms a theater and it's right on Lake Eri. It's beautiful. Taylor and Travis have moved in quietly. They say the people in the neighborhood say they didn't even hear anything, but they're there and they're relaxing. You can see photos of the mansion right now. Kiss 95 seven dot com slash Courtney. Can't believe you just celebrated is eight year wedding anniversary. Crazy. It flew by Justin Bieber. It is kiss 95 seven have got good news. You know what? Great news for Hartford. I don't forget the good. We're going to bump it up to great.
A new study just came out listing the most intellectual US cities. The research included museums, libraries, bookstores, universities and adult ed. Boston tops the list of intellectual cities followed by Hartford Connecticut. Wow. Look at us go number two on the list of most intellectual cities. Why don't we go around the room and tell everyone our favorite museum is in Hartford. Oh, wait, mine's not in Hartford, but it's in Connecticut. What is it? It's a museum in Haven. It's amazing. I bet that one too. Number three, that's my two favorite whatever she said Jeff. Courtney's like, I don't know what yours is. What is yours? What is mine? I don't know. I enjoy the Peabody and also the I think there's a what the Mark Twainhouse is a museum. Yes, and then Hartford. All right. I thought it was a different one that you like. And then I think there's like an aerospace museum. There's a time or like yeah. I actually like the radio museum in Windsor. Did you know there is one? Yes, I did. And I think that's the one that is that that the radio museum is in my town.
Yeah. And I'm in radio. Number three on the list, San Francisco for Providence and five Pittsburgh Hartford, Connecticut. Number two on the list. That is my good news. How about you Savannah? I have good news that might pit you two against each other. Uh oh. Not going to lie. Okay. So Ella Langley, Jeff Sinalafela, she has tied, choosing Texas for the most weeks at number one with. Mariah Carey. Mariah Carey. All I want for Christmas is you. Yeah. Didn't we talk about that last week? It just happened. They are now tied for the longest running number one. Wow. You know what she, oh, I know what it was last week. She was the longest running non holiday song. Oh, that's what I was. That's what I'm saying. Okay. Well now she's tied with Mariah. Wow. There you go. Kuku, I love that. You guys can fight it out in the parking lot. I don't mind it. You know, it's Mariah, whatever. She was love. Choose love. All right. Wow. All right. He's wearing pink today. Look at him. I know. I had 800 miles from New Jersey to Georgia by hiding in a college student's car. Yeah.
Found a new home in Georgia. Oh. When the guy was unloading his car, he spotted a tiny little kitten legs sticking out of the bumper. The kid was rescued, brought to the vet and they named the cat Georgia. Georgia. No, Jersey. Because it was found in New Jersey. Oh, wait, that's cute. That's true. Georgia would have been cuter. It would have been, but they named them Jersey. Because the cat is trash. That is a Jeff Stas. I'm sorry. That is a good news, good news story. Hey, listen, this is the last week to get qualified to win our gold and ticket one ticket getting you into 10 shows like Harry Styles and Olivia Rodrigo. Just be listening for the golden ticket sound are starting at seven o'clock this morning right here on kiss 95 seven. We got your chance to win four harvest glow festival tickets, Connecticut convention center. It is kiss 95 seven time to play. Who set it off the air? I'm the secretary in here and anytime somebody says something odd, weird or funny. I write it down and it happens a lot. I must say it does. It does. And it's always things we said off the air a lot of times I can't write, I can't even write them down there.
So like not. Right. Anyway, all you're going to do is get too right to win correctly identify two and you're going to win who said it off the air. Take it away, Walmart. Jeff. Thank you, Courtney. The first statement. I love the damn Wolly mammoth who said that off the air was that Courtney Savannah or myself, Walmart Jeff statement number two. We've got to stop villainizing pumpkin spice. Who said that off the air? Courtney Savannah or myself, Walmart Jeff and statement number three. My ass is killing me and I didn't hook up last night. Who said that off the air was that Courtney Savannah or myself, Walmart Jeff. Back to you, Courtney. Thanks, Walmart Jeff. All you got to do is get to right to win who said it off the air 860 247 9570. Hi, kissers. This good morning. This is Natalie Natalie. Welcome to the show up for grabs. I've got four Harvard's glow festival tickets at the convention center. Walmart Jeff is going to read you three statements. We each said one. All you got to do is get to right to win. Are you ready? I'm ready. Thanks. All right.
All right, statement number one. I love the damn Wolly mammoth. Was that Courtney Savannah or Walmart Jeff? I'll say Savannah. All right, statement number two. We've got to stop villainizing pumpkin spice. Was that Courtney or Walmart Jeff? I feel like I messed up Ari on the first one. Oh my god. Well, we can always go back. These aren't set in stone. We don't have rules to argue. Oh, they're set in stone. Oh, they are. Oh, OK. Oh, they're set in stone. That's OK. All right. I guess I have to go along. All right. And statement number three. My ass is killing me. And I didn't hook up last night. Would be Courtney. Courtney. And that is. Incorrect. Oh, yeah. No, you're wrong. Definitely. On all accounts. Yeah, all right. All right. Thank you. All right. Who said it off the air 860 247 9570? Brendan in Tallend on the line. Brendan, are you ready to play? Who said it off the air?
I am. I don't remember what the last set was. That's right. We're going to go over again. Brendan, we've got three statements set off the air. All you going to do is get to right. And you're going to win here. We go statement number one. And I love the damn Wolly mammoth. Was that Courtney Savannah or myself? Walmart Jeff? That was Courtney. All right. Statement number two. We've got to stop villainizing pumpkin spice. Was that Savannah or myself? Walmart Jeff? That was Savannah. All right. In statement number three. My ass is killing me. And I didn't hook up last night. By default, would be myself. Walmart Jeff. And you are. Yeah. Brandon, you listen, you got all three right. Oh, all three. I don't know why I've been obsessed with the Wolly mammoth for years and years. I don't know why Savannah's currently dressed like one. She's wearing a giant snuggied. It's called as Helen here. And it's the color of a Wolly mammoth. I believe it. Yeah.
And Savannah. And Savannah said we've got to stop villainizing pumpkin spice. Yeah, because everybody hates it because it's popular. And it's like, well, it's popular for reason. Like stop villainizing it. Just enjoy it. And then the last day before March, yeah, sometimes I come into work and my ass is killing me and I have no idea why. It's not from hookin up. It's not from workin out. It just hurts. Thank you for that visual. No problem. We've all been there. Yes. Yes, we are. Okay. I think in Walmart, just cases just from sitting too much. Probably. Yeah. Yeah. Brandon, congratulations. You scored four harvest glow festival tickets at the convention center. Awesome. Kind of loving this Justin Bieber and Harry Styles fans are in a frenzy because the latest rumor is they are at the top of the NFL's wish list to perform at the Super Bowl halftime show. Oh, my God. Jay Z has the final saying who will be named as halftime performer. If they're chosen, they're going to perform February 14th. Harry Styles new tour days don't kick off until April. So he'll be available in February. My Lee Cyrus is also on this list.
Now, here's my thing for Justin Bieber. He did great vocally at the World Cup halftime show. But if he does the Super Bowl, can he do a little bit more energy, a little bit more, you know, dancing. I don't want him singing and crying in his boxers. That's why my vote is for Harry Styles. I'm not mad about that. I mean, I don't mind him in his boxers, but the singing and crying. I mean, same. Same. Kim Kardashian finally got her day in court nearly a decade after one of the most infamous celebrity rovories in modern history. Kim Kardashian finally got her payout one euro. It's a dollar 15. That's it. A Paris court awarded Kim the symbolic amount of $1, which is what she requested. Kim said in a statement today's decision is not about the compensation, but about accountability and recognition. Can I just say everybody who says they're money hungry or Kim Kardashian or they're going to she if she were money hungry, she wouldn't have asked for just a dollar. Hey, you know what? You know, the Kardashians get a lot of hate and people think they do not think, but they are smart business people. Very smart. And finally Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey are going full privacy mode at their new Ohio
mansion. They bought it for $5 million. It's right on the lake and they bought it back in March. They've installed a voice activated warning system around the property. If you get too close, there's actually a voice telling them to not enter. Do not enter the property. And it's Walmart. Jeff saying, get off my lawn. Get off my lawn. Get off my lawn. It's 21,000 square feet. Eight bedrooms, 11 bathrooms. There's a theater and it's right along Lake Erie if you want to take a little tour. I just thought of this morning question on kiss 957. Savannah is drinking her energy. She's an emergency. It's an emergency. She sells it. It's been a morning. Yesterday, Savannah, you were you were telling us that the old school mall stores are coming back. Yes. Like your favorite mall store when you were like a kid and your parents would just drop you off. Yeah. That's what's going on. What's a good point of interest, Victoria? Secret like dealies. Actually. Actually, I know I know the answer. Hers is going to be Victoria's secret. Favorite like mall store. Your favorite store is a kid at the mall. Well, as a kid. As a kid. It was the limited two. Oh, yes.
That doesn't exist anymore. It was limited to. Then it became justice. And then I think it just died. Jeff favorite mall store is a kid. Believe it or not, Old Walmart Jeff was a pervert back in the day too. I'm going to say friend Rick's of Hollywood. Oh my God. I used to roll by that story. I believe it was in the Holyoke mall and every now and again, my parents would drop me off there. My girlfriends and I would be like, I can't believe Victoria's secret put them out of business. And we'd have to drive to Massachusetts because I believe there was a Frederick's at one point, like a Buckland. And just being like a 13 year old boy strolling by that story, it was the best. I would have thought for sure you were going to say hot topic like angstie teenager Walmart jazz. Favorite mall store for me? Yes. As a kid, Spencer Gifts. Oh, I remember Spencer Gifts. Oh, yeah. Spencer Gifts. Oh my God. I went open the phones on this one. Old school mall stores are making a comeback. So call us. What is your favorite mall store as a kid? So many I forgot about 860 247 9 5 7 0 and there's still some around.
Oh, really? From back in the day. Oh, yeah. Hi, kisses. This is Selena Selena. Welcome to the show. Mall stores are making a comeback. What was your favorite mall store as a kid? The icing. Oh, yes. I think my ears, but my peers, dear, that I have now are from the icing. Everybody got their ears pierced either. Clares are icing and the jewelry. Oh my God. Yes, I used to go to the Hollywood mall for that. And when they took it down, I was so depressed. So that was the best jewelry store that turned my ears green and everything. But it was okay. It was okay. It was okay. It was okay. They were great. The icing. Great one. Thank you so much for calling. Thank you. Have a good day. You too. What's your favorite mall store as a kid? 860 247 9 5 7 0. Hi, kisses. This is Kelly. Kelly. All right. Give it to us. Your favorite mall store as a kid. So I don't even know if it was in the mall, but the weathervane used to be like my all-time favorite store to go to. Weathervane.
That was a clothing store, right? Yes. I think I remember the weathervane. It might have been a bucklin. I think it might have. I don't know if it was in like weather field or a strip mall, but like none the last time I'm like every time I'm going shopping, I'm like that was like my nostalgia of going to weathervane. What is weathervane next to the fashion bug or dog? Oh my god. My grandma used to love fashion bug. No, I was like, yes. Absolutely. It was right next to like the socks and fashion bug and all of that. All right. All right. Oh my god. I love it. Well, thank you so much for calling. Thank you. Have a great day. I think we should change it. Favorite mall or strip mall store. Strip mall. So Mr Sp及邦 Group is leavingוז rear of mortgage and the Lena Hammerland couple road tax. That's. Curtis 다니man needs. A. I knew you were coming from child world was one of my favourite., stores growing up as a kid in the child world and in ensure this is where the home got
to be know. Throught. Absolutely. Also, I will totally back you on Toys Aras. The You Step The Huge One. We're two Leonard's now. Remember that? Oh my God, it was the best. Bring back Toys Aras. Please. And let's not forget KB Toys. That was also another great monster. Wow. That was another great one. Well, that's, thank you so much for calling. You're welcome. Have a great day, guys. Hey, you too. All right, Elizabeth and Canton are standing by husband acting strange. And we're going to find out why. War of the Roses coming up next.
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