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All right, it is time for War of the Roses. Where are they now? When we check in with the past guests, and I'm kind of excited and a little nervous, we chatted with Diana from New Britain, thought her husband Ethan was cheating on her because he was ignoring her. And remember, he sent flowers to a woman named Marissa. And then he admitted that, yes, he and Marissa, he was seeing Marissa because she made him feel like a man. Oh, yes. And then his wife, mother, and well, Diana's on the phone. She's got an update. Good morning, Diana. Good morning. All right, so when we last left you, I put you on hold. I did offer you guys couples counseling, but I noticed that you have not taken advantage of that at all. So what is going on? Yeah, well, it's pretty safe to say that we're, Wal-Pasta Ethan moved out. He admitted that in Marissa are in love and apparently they're together now. So congratulations to them, I guess. I just hope she's ready. Because eventually she's going to find out exactly what I was dealing with. She's not going to get some strong independent man. She's getting a man child. She's getting a man child. That was your problem. You had to pick up after him,

remind him to brush his teeth, and then he found a girl that made him feel like a man. Seriously, I'm like, you're not going to change anything with just jumping to another woman. So hopefully she'll try and figure out that he's a man child. And I was just trying to live with someone who refused to grow up. Yeah, honestly, not my problem anymore. So he basically admitted that he and Marissa are in love and they're together. Yep, and he packed his bags the next day, and I haven't seen a sex. Okay, so long buddy. And how are you doing? Are you okay with all of this? Honestly, it's still kind of a shock, but again, because of that intuition, it's kind of just been lingering for one also. I'll figure out how to move forward. Okay, it's even better. Yeah, onward and upward. And you know, we're still going to have that offer for you. If you need counseling at any point, I want to talk to anybody who we're picking up the tab. Okay. Okay, well, I appreciate that. I will definitely keep that in mind. All right, you are welcome. Thank you for the update, Diana. Course, I'm a good one. If you want a long, a happy relationship, well, you got to check out Walmart just junk.

It is Kiss 957. Jeff, what do you have tips for this? Yeah, usually checking out my junk will be bad for your relationship. Oh my God. Yeah, bad for your relationship. Yeah, so I have the perfect age gap for a relationship. And this is all done by science. Experts are saying, yes, Courtney. How can I guess? Yeah, why not? I guess that the best age gap is four years and the man is younger. Okay, Savannah, would you like to take a guess? I would say the reverse because I feel like guys mature a lot slower than women. Okay. Okay, experts are saying between zero and three years. It's the best age gap for me. Oh, I was close. I was close. People close in age often have similar stages. They're awful, awful. They're often in similar stages of life and they have more of the same views of money, health, career, kids, and retirements. I believe that now is there an age difference between you and Barb? No, not three years, like two? No, it's three years. Is it three years? She is actually three years older than me. Wow. Wow, age difference between you and your husband. Six months, he's the older.

Oh wow, just six months. Yeah, he's June 20th, I'm December 10th. Courtney, do you have an undercover lover over there? We don't know about that. I know. If I did, he'd be four to 10 years younger. Gotcha. I did. No, Jack. No, I wish 10 years younger. Helper younger. Yes. All right, listen, now we're going to head over to Ellington this morning. There could be a cheater. I don't know if there's an age gap, but there's definitely something happening. We're going to find out if there's cheating going on in Ellington. War of the Roses coming up this morning at 710. Well, Kylie Jenner and Timothy Shalamey spotted together for the first time in almost a month. I had to look it up on the couch. I haven't seen them together in so long. It's been about a month. The two were spotted together at a wedding in France. The credits, the film producer wedding that they were at for launching his acting career. Timothy and Kylie were last spotted almost a month ago at another wedding in Malibu. Yes. It've only been spotted twice, both at weddings. Very interesting. They're making their own. I bet the photos, if you want to check them out. Taylor Swift added a third page in the Read My Letter section of her official website. Previously, it showed two pages.

Taylor's handwritten letter announcing she bought the master recordings of her first ex-albums followed by the track list for the life of a showgirl. A third sheet has now been added underneath that a track clicking on it. You can't. It does nothing. The update comes less than a week before the VMAs were Taylor is already set to make history as the first recipient of the artist director award. Fans speculate Taylor will be making a huge announcement Sunday night at the VMAs, like releasing her rerecorded self-titled debut album, which I think is what's going to happen. She's up for nine nominations this year, including artist of the year. I would like to thank my family and my friends and my fans. And by the way, my next album, we out October 13th at night. I feel like that's exactly what's going to happen. It is. She's up for those nine nominations with Snoop Dogg hosting, by the way. Oh, cool. That's going to be awesome. And you can see the VMAs this weekend. And finally, Olivia Rodrigo, her tour, the unraveled tour, kicks off Friday right here in Hartford. She's finally opening up about her album. You seem pretty sad for a girl so in love. She wrote an emotional letter to the Grammy Museum saying, I wrote and recorded.

You seem pretty sad for a girl so in love over the course of two years. She says it's the chronological story of a romance from beginning to end the journey of her first adult relationship. She says from all the excitement and possibilities of the start to the slow, crumbling and finally heartbreak that came with it. And she's still kind of heartbroken over it. Too bad the Grammy Museum isn't closer because she just had a new exhibit that opened up in it. And it looks really cool. I love that. The last chance though to score those tickets to see Olivia Rodrigo, she's kicking that tour off right here in Hartford. If you want those tickets, you can get them on Instagram right now at Kiss 957 FM. Good news. If you want to amp up your Halloween, it is Kiss 957. If you're having a Halloween party, I thought, wow, this would be a really good centerpiece. Costco is selling a giant chocolate Frankenstein head. It weighs over five pounds. It's stuffed with a pound of gummy, gummy candies and it comes with a wooden mallet so you can bash its head in. How much? And like $55. I expected more. I did too. So I thought, wow, that's pretty good.

If you love Halloween, that's probably something you should get. Hold on selling point for me here. It's a dark chocolate or milk chocolate. Milk chocolate. I know. I know. I know. I know the selling point for me is it comes with a mallet so you can bash its head in and get the gummy worms. That's pretty great. It's pretty great. Especially for right there. All right. That's my good news Savannah. What do you have for good news? Well, today is the first day of fall. At least tonight is and it's time to switch up your skincare routine to gear it more towards the changing weather. I know. I'll just say it's the time to start thinking about more hydration. So switch to a richer moisturizer. They also say just because the sun is not as strong anymore, don't ditch the sunscreen and also just ease up on your exfoliation. This season should be about restoring your skin barrier. Okay. And start now. Start now. All right. Walmart, Jeff, good news. Yeah. A painting purchased at a Michigan estate sale for $30 is now expected to fetch $250,000 that auction after being confirmed. It's a lost artwork of Gertrude Abacrombie from Alcronbine.

I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I think it is. Fix was nowhere to be found on this painting. No, no, no, no. But yeah, $250,000 from $30. I actually stopped at a tag sale yesterday on a random Monday. Yeah. And was looking through. They had a bin and there was some artwork in the bin and I was looking at it. I was like, man, I wonder if this is worth any money. In my case, this is what I've done before. Get out your phone. Yeah. Out of just do the Google search. The Google, yeah. And it'll tell you if it is right then and there. But yeah, $250,000. Congratulations, that person. All right. Coming up, wilding out, Nick Cannon. He's going to be a people's bank arena. And we're going to get you in your chance to win tickets on the way this morning, $810 right here on Kiss 95 seven. All right. Do you speak, Jen? Alpha slang. It is Kiss 95 seven. Time for Savannah's vibe check. And we're about to take a quiz. Yeah. So I have the list of the most searched Jen Alpha slang and I am excited to say how you guys do. All right. All right.

Number one, a chud. Oh, I know what that is, but I don't want to say it. No, no, no, no, no, no. That's that's something different. That's a different word. Okay. A chud is like a jerk. Ding, ding, ding. Oh, what's the next one for Jeff? Got it. Okay. All right. Everything is involved with destiny, right. Aussies NHS vacunation 3 povo have ignored the cute ones that are inside admin as well. Yeah. Pretending not. I don't know. No. That's right. Okay. So no, hi, Lindsey, that's what's up. What's up? Okay. Oh, thank you. All right. Okay. I'm gonna take thisONG. And this is when I got that suit right in bitey, he's frank and wives and wife a Bob, a Bob. Use it in sentence. Oh my God, that person's such a Bob. Lucer, that isn't correct. Oh, okay. A Bob is basically like calling somebody a hoe.

Oh, okay. Which I was like, oh, okay. That's interesting. And then we'll wrap up with, with larping or a larper. A larper. I'm gonna go with a loser on that one. Okay. I mean, you go with a larper, somebody who is trying to get clout, trying to get famous, trying to glop onto somebody else's larper. Uh, kind of. It's someone pretending to be something that they are someone that they are. Like a poser, like a tryhard. I can't believe it. What did you just say? Can I just say two alpha children? I have a 12 year old son. And I coached 12 year old youth soccer. And not once have I heard any of those words. Jeff puts ris in restraining order. He doesn't know any of those. No, that doesn't work. That didn't work. No, no. Sorry. Jeff is the risler. He is the risler. That's the risler. Love that. I did pretty good. Thank you very much. By the way, Ashley and Ellen Tinn is standing by. Her husband is acting strange and she wants to know if he's cheating. Okay. Well, let's hope she doesn't crash out. I hope not. Where are the roses coming up next? Are you guys ready to get some answers?

Ashley's on the line in Ellen Tinn and she thinks her husband Andrew is cheating and she wants answers. Good morning, Ashley. Good morning. Welcome to the show. I am sorry that you're on War of the Roses but I hope we can help you out. Yeah, thank you all. So tell us what is going on that makes you think Andrew, your husband is cheating. Like what's happening? Well, since our kids have been back into school, which we both, we have two kids in high school. Okay. You know, we're both a busy life but he's been making himself particularly cares and I mean, he doesn't spend any time with me and it seems like he's coming up with random excuses to stay out late from, you know, instead of coming home after work. Okay. And I mean, there's something definitely up and I just need to know what it is. Can we, I'm gonna go to Walmart Jeff on this because Jeff, you've got two kids. Yeah. When the kids, you know, you're on all that whole summer family thing.

When the kids go back, do you make yourself scarce? Like, oh, all of a sudden it's just me and my wife. Uh, yeah, no, I think about it. Yeah. I'm wondering if that's like normal man behavior. I just want to be by myself. You know, I had to deal with the kids and the wife over the summer and now I just need a little me time. Do you think that could be it Ashley? No, I don't think so. Okay. You know, it's like, I don't see him half the time where I might just run into him for like maybe 10 minutes in the morning before we go off to work and it's just, that's so unusual. Now, do you have like a birthday anniversary or anything coming up because I feel like we've had a few situations get spoiled? No, not that I can think of. Maybe your women's intuition is off. Yeah. What? Or maybe it's spot on. Okay. Cause women's intuition, in my opinion, is 99.999% right all the time. Ashley, are you ready to get the answers?

Um, I think so, yeah. I just feel like... Jeff is so grumpy. I know, but maybe he just needs a break. She's boring. Did you have you? Did you listen to her? Hello. Hi, good morning. Is Andrew there? Yeah, this is Andy. Andy, my man, congratulations. This is Drake from Flowers Express. Calling to let you know, you actually won our online weekly contest, which is a dozen roses. Absolutely free. Congratulations. Oh, okay. Thank you. So, I'm an amazing deal, but here is the real deal. We're not actually going to send you the flowers. We're actually going to send the flowers to someone on your behalf. Brighten someone else's day. Makes you look good, makes us look good. Everyone looks good. Okay. So, um, I just, you're just going to send it for me to somebody else. Yeah, it's a dozen roses. Like I said, absolutely free. And what we'll do here is if you can think of someone to send the flowers to, we can get them out the door

and to that person's house apartment, whatever, condo, place of business. All right. Cool. Let's try it. Yeah, absolutely free. Like I said, so here's the deal. We can attach a card with the dozen roses. Andrew, is there a message that I can write on the card for you? Take your time. You can write only two more years, and I'm a free man. I'm sorry, only two more years, and I'm a what? Only two more years, and I am a free man. Two years, and I am a free man. Would you like me to put like a smiley face at the end of that? Some emojis on there for you? Maybe an extra point. Yeah, like a hard emoji, smiley emoji, I'll be great. Okay. Yeah, I can definitely do that for you. All right. Well, thank you for some emojis on there. And Andrew, I forgot to ask, who should I address the card to? Who the flower is going to go to today?

Chelsea. Chelsea? Yeah. Are you joking? Chelsea, the woman who cuts your hair? Okay, I got to jump in. Andrew, that is Ashley, your wife. You just sent roses to the woman who cuts your hair. It is Courtney and Kiss of the Morning, Savannah's here. Walmart Jeff is the florist. Go ahead, Ashley. I mean, I suspected something was going on, but this is who you're cheating on me with. Chelsea, your hairdresser. What is, can I ask you, Andrew, what does it mean two more years? I'm an I'm a free man. Explain that. Yeah. Okay, I'm not. Ashley, I'm not, I'm not talking about this right now. Like, you know what's going on? We've got a lot to talk about and I'm not about to talk about this on a show or something.

Like, I'm not, I'm not doing this. We're not, I'm not doing this. We're not talking about this right now. Ashley, what's going on? If you know what's, yeah. Okay, who hung up? Was it Ashley or Andrew? Hello, hello. Who's there? Is Ashley, Andrew? It's, I'm still here. Okay. Your husband, are you in shock or something? Because you were very quiet. Your husband just hung up. Before he hung up, he said, you know what's going on. I mean, I've had an inkling that definitely brought it to his attention. And we've also, we've discussed divorce in the past, but for, you know, the kids' stakes, we've, we've always worked through it. Okay. And at this point, now I know he's waiting for the kids to finish school and he's going to leave me. Oh, it makes total sense now. Is that, there we go. When he said two years, so two more years, so the kids are out of high school. Is that what it is? Yeah, a little excited by all of this because I mean, I knew something was going on, but

I thought we'd just come back around and work it out. Okay. I know it's, I can tell you're in shock and it's shocking. This is what I'm going to do. We are going to, and I know obviously you're going to talk to your husband because he hung up. We're going to offer counseling. We'll offer, you know, marriage couples counseling, whatever. You can take advantage of that for as long as you want. We will pick up the tab and pay for all of it. Okay. If you want to try to work through it with professionals because it sounds like it's something that's been like ongoing. Yeah. Okay. We need some help. Okay. I'm going to put you on hold. I'm going to give you all the information, but we are going to pick up the tab for couples counseling. Hold on. Okay. Well, Taylor Swift could be ready to make a big announcement. She added a third page in the Read My Letter section of her website. It showed previously two pages, Taylor's handwritten letter announcing she bought the master recordings for her first six albums, followed by the track list for the life of a showgirl. And now a third she was added. It's underneath the first two and you can't click on it. Nothing happens. The update comes less than a week before the VMAs where Taylor is already set to make

history as the first recipient of the artist director award. Fans are now speculating Taylor will be making a huge announcement. Sunday night at the VMAs like finally releasing her rerecorded self title debut album. Oh, I love this. I know it's a lot of happening. Let's back this train up. Go ahead. So Taylor, we're going to have to buy an album that we already bought that she already got her music back from. So now she's making another album, even though the original is in her hands. I will give it to Jeff now that she owns her own catalog. It does defeat her best. What in the world are we doing? Well, that's way for the announcement, Jeff. Okay. We absolutely no sense that she would make us buy a CD. We are a bot or an album. We are a bot. Well, you're not guys. It's a new vinyl. Anyway, she's up for nine nominations. This year, including artist of the year, Snoop Dogg is hosting the VMAs. Wow. And it's all happening on Sunday. You can see her new post, by the way, on my blog right now, Kylie Jenner and Timothy Shalamet spotted together for the first time in almost a month. They were spotted at a wedding in France.

They were last spotted in Malibu about a month ago at another wedding. Savannah, what do you think is going on with these two that they only get together once a month? I think they're keeping it really low key and they're both very busy and make a lot of money. So good for them. But they're so happy and together. Yeah, absolutely. You can see those photos of them at the wedding in France at kiss957.com slash Courtney. And Olivia Rodrigo's tour, the unravel tour kicks off Friday right here in Hartford. Finally opening up about her album. You seem pretty sad for girls so in love. She wrote a very emotional letter to the Grammy Museum saying, I wrote and recorded. You seem pretty sad for girls so in love over the course of two years. It's the chronological story of romance from beginning to end. It's the journey of my first adult relationship. She says from all the excitement and possibilities of the start of the slow of the star at the start and then the slow crumbling and a heartbreak that came with it. It even got more emotional. I mean, it was a long letter. I feel like she's still heartbroken over it. I mean, she could have just said, Hey, it's about my past relationship. No, and then just leave it at that.

Well, you can check out the entire letter right now at kiss957.com slash Courtney. And we've got your last chance to score tickets this year. This weekend, you can win them on Instagram at kiss957 FM. It is officially the last day of summer because fall starts at 8.04 pm. I just kiss 95 seven. 12 hours and 10 minutes away. Oh, it's disgusting. And it felt like fall this morning. I said, I don't care. I'm still going to wear my flip flops to work. I'm literally sitting here in a leather jacket and a blanket. I am for a run. And I'm dressed like summer. Yeah. I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like one of those guys that just wears shorts all winter long. Oh, I feel like I should do that. Like, shout out to the big fellas out there that do that. Because that's in cargo shorts and there's slippers. There's sandals. That's what they do. Last day of summer. So I want to find out the highlights of your summer. Savannah, what was like a highlight? Could you pick a highlight? I think the highlight was definitely the wedding that we went to in France. We had such a great time. I hassle. It was in a castle.

We got to go to my orca for a few days before. Like, it was just a great, great, great trip. OK, Walmart Jeff. Did you have I know you did a lot of camping? A lot of fishing. Yeah, we did a lot of traveling this summer. I will say pulling off a surprise Disney trip for my son, Cash. We didn't do Disney to normal way. We never do anything to normal way. We did this like Disney after hours or Disney after hours. Yeah, yeah. The more affordable way. Less people way. Oh, yeah. It was like after midnight. But it was pretty cool. And it's funny. Yesterday I was looking back at pictures of my phone. Yes. And I found one picture of my son, Cash, where you can literally see like cure enjoyment on his face. I've never seen a picture of like it. I was so cool. I was so cool. Courtney was a highlight of your summer. It was a good summer. I did a lot this summer. Yeah, I hung up a lot of friends. Did a lot of water activities and fishing. But the highlight would be when Walmart Jeff Tobey, I was chosen to be inducted into the Hall of Fame with a Connecticut broadcast. That was a great. That was pretty cool. That was a highlight because you wrote the letter to the committee who decided to induct

me into the Hall of Fame. And it was a nice letter, Walmart Jeff. You didn't even say anything funny or mean. I was looking back at that letter. There were a lot of spelling errors, by the way. That's okay. That was right on par for Walmart. I thought it was the emotion behind it. Yes. But that's a big honor, by the way. For people out there listening, this is like our Oscars or our Emmys. Yeah. Yeah. Kind of. It's like a, it's a really big deal for us. So I need to write a speech and you guys, and by the way, I've started my speech. Okay. And it's all about the listeners. Just put it that up. All right. Sweet. It's all about everybody who listens to us. So there you go. Highlights of our summer. I hate to say it. This is the last day. Enjoy it until 8.04 pm. Last morning. It is. Coming up wild and out, Nick Cannon, people's bank arena. You want to go? We've got your tickets coming up at 8.10.

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