WHAT DID HE SAY AGAIN?: HOUR THREE

0:00The Rise Guys Morning Show! The Best! The Best! The Best! The Best! Damn! Damn! Damn! Damn! Damn! And now it's time for the Best! The Best! Damn! Audio! Yeah, it was on there. The answer was Running with scissors. Okay, what works then Two-girl, Scissor-ing? Yeah. Love how Scissor-ing would know G. Scissor-ing? There's a Reno G, I mean it works. It's like when the Office people hear the word Facebook fusing. And they're like, come on, boy. When a hero of the game never heard me say I mean if I'm eating, if I'm sleeping, if I'm

1:00coming Or going. Yeah, a no G on it. No Gs. No Gs for these OGs. That was gay, I'm sorry. So listen, that's the difference. Things happen, you know, live live. First, just right here, we have this clip first. You only saw this if you were watching it live on ESPN Plus. It was an ordinary day. It was the Ole Miss Rebels taking on Jacksonville State in the baseball game. Gamecocks. They are the other gamecocks, that's true. The commentator tried to refer to this player as the designated hitter. But it didn't quite come out that way. Descunated hitler. Excuse me, designated hitter. Looking to get a board. Sorry about that folks. You can say whatever you want as long as you apologize for. You don't want that guy calling his shot.

2:00Because he's pointing out the left field. You're going to be like, whoa buddy. What you been reading that for? How's the left? How's the shot? The designated hitlers come to the plate. Oh, folks, my bad son of a chick. They're the Ole Miss Rebels. And he caught him the designated hitler. I'll be dead by now. That's too much. Oh lord. Oh lord, it gets better. It's your parents' ever help you with a class project? Yes, mom. My mom, I get my creativity from her. My ability to fart on command from my father. She was very creative because she came up with haunted houses for the church. Yeah, she was. She was so like your mother. Hey mom, hey baby, are you okay? She made your costumes. Well, she made me into a black face Mr. Teague. It was okay then though.

3:00It was a different time. People loved it. She's far behind me. This guy is helping his son with his class project. He's asking him a question, but it's a stupid question. And dad doesn't like stupid questions. So he's kind of getting a little aggravated. If you could be very careful with what comes out of your mouth. Because if you ask me another damn ludicrous question, I'm going to drop your ass off right up on that corner. No, you're not. Okay, okay, I have a good one. Okay, if you could, you would get a million dollars a year. No! A million dollars a year, what? Ask me a normal question. I am more than happy to help you out with this project. Don't ask me dumb shit just for school. What? Yeah! You are a engineer. If you could be the engineer for any building in the United States. How the f**k am I going to be an engineer for a building that's already been built?

4:04Stupid ass kid. Oh my god. Man, I have that some bit and the dad's just like, what if that kid's elevator don't go all the way up? I got to show you the video. You never see the kid but the dad's getting riled up. You're like, you're down dad, you're getting on my nerves. Like if you're like, man, my kid always on their phone or always in the room. Well, you know what the opposite of that is? They're on their phone video and you're making fun of you and getting views off of it. So, it's super lining. Dad just has to turn it into a little bit and get all angry. Do they monetize it not always? But they're filming it at least. Right. Exactly. Alright, Fabio, it's going to be a tough one to do. You want to hear it? We love music, right? Who loves music? Hands up? I got both hands up. No, wait for a month, you just don't get your... Don't wait for him like yet, seizure. I thought she needed some help over there. Trying to drown. Do you love this country? Do you love America? They support women playing baseball.

5:04Absolutely. So, there was a... founded in 1943, the All-American Girls Professional Baseball League. It was what... League of their own was about. It closed up in 1954 though, but guess what? It returned recently. And on the inaugural game, they decided to have out a... That's tough word. See what you say. I can't. This one says it's tough word. It's a inaugural. Enoggeral. Enoggeral. They said it correctly. They brought out what many call Motown Legend. Martha Reeves. Do you remember Martha Reeves? Yes, well... She's not as good as she used to be. Here she is singing the Stars Fingled banner. Oh, say can you see by the dawn's early light? What so proudly we hailed at the twilight's last? My life's last gleaming, whose broad stripes and bright stars

6:10Through the perilous fight, or the ramparts we watched Were so gallantly streaming. And the rocket's red glare, the bombs bursting in air, Came through the night that our flag was still there. Still there. Oh, say does the stars fangle, bear the way? Or the land of the tree and the home of the brave? That's right, it's a recall Lewis. Rolling Stones ranked her as 151 of the 200 greatest singers of all time.

7:15What happened? You remember her from such songs as, I got heat wave. Jim and Mack. And then dancing in the street. That was her as well. Not the David Bowie version, but... Oh, okay. So like... She's in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. Been in there for 30 years. I always wanted to go to an event with a bad anthem. It just never happens. Like, you know, Rose Ann, that would have been perfect. That should be the name of your band, bad anthem. Well, I can't say that one. It sounds like black flag. Well, I'd be careful. Yeah, it's... That time with Henry Rollins, man. I was like, I got to initiate perfectly when doing this interview. Rose Ann's got to be the worst one of all time, right? It was an obvious bit. When it Carl Lewis was real bad, too. Oh, he was like, his voice cracked in it. Yeah. I feel like there was some harmony in it. Yeah?

8:15In the inaugural harmony? Yeah. I feel like there was a step off. That was such a mistake, too. She is also 85. Yeah. You should... Look, you can't let some people out in public. So I should have told you, you're not good at this anymore. If I'm still doing this when I'm 85, which I will be. Please tell me if I'm... Yeah, I'll be. Don't do anything. For that car. That's the age of knowing my whole life I will die at. That's when you were fat. You're not a great big fat person anymore. Yeah, but that... I mean, I still resonate with me. I don't know why. I don't know why. It came up real early in my childhood and it just... Weird. Do you think about how? No. But I did have a smart butt cousin one time that said, Are you sure maybe you're not going to die on 85? Oh, that gave me chills. I'm thinking you died like banging or whatever. What happened to a lawyer?

9:15Lawyer. Sure, the King of Lawyer? Yeah, the stroke, right? He was hooking up. That's how it's just a heart attack. Well, he's had him separate. Oh, God. But I think the stroke is when he was hooking up. You gotta imagine that. Your heart's so bad but like, God, I want to have sex. But I can't because I'm not die. That would suck. Oh, the plight. I'm gonna do one more and then break and come back and... We're doing one more. Man, maybe you like to go to the gym a lot. I feel like you could pick up on what I'm... What's something about to show you? I was there yesterday. You're right. I'm with Mrs. X. You got her on the bench. What's she maxing 220? No, she was embarrassing me. She gets on that thing where she puts her arm on the boards and does the leg straight up in there. You know what I'm saying? Oh, yeah. And that's like, all right. You can do it now. No, I can't.

10:15Does she do the basic instinct machine? You know what you want to talk about? It works your hips. But they're like 20 minutes of, you know, tread. And then we go our separate ways. You're on the other side of the gym. I see you on that machine. It's not when you go to Walmart. She don't go with you to the menswear. You don't go to Poke. I still go Poke all the way. I just want to go to the massage chair, whatever it is. This lady's at the gym. You talk about hydro massage. You have a lay on it. You got to lay it on your stomach and put it like with the ginger balls. You have to put the handsome. You don't have to. So this lady's got random thoughts throughout the gym. She brings some videos. Whatever she does, observation stuff. You know, look, good stress reliever. It's pretty funny too. Eating the fucking fray of vegetables is diabolical. How the hell you got your own. In the middle of somebody crack. But you scared of sea moths. And steam broccoli bitch. I can't stand you long belly.

11:15Little back AS bitch. Y'all be the main ones walking around with some danger as eyes. Cause you don't drink no water. You damn bitch. It's be urge. Motherfuckin' live about to give out right now as we speak. Cause all you drink is tequila and palm of sun. You fucking drunk motherfuckin' walking around here with low testosterone. Trying to tell me I need to quit lifting. Bitch, if you don't get your danger, I knew the f*** off my damn face. And let me lift these damn ways. Bitch, you should go lift some ways. Go do some leg days so you can increase your testosterone. Shit. Y'all know I'd be out of the place cause I'm ADHD. But I begin pissed off and ran the f***. Grow up. You ain't gonna be no good to them grandkids. You're out of the scene. She's... She's dating some... She's dating some some of the people she's talking about. Literally, grow it out of my chair. I'm standing on my knees right now. When she said your whiz, we urn.

12:15We whiz we urn. Tequila drinking. You got it. I don't say what was long belly fat heads. I think it was. I think it was. Peanut head ass fat head. God dang it. That was great. She does us a lot that lady does. Yeah, just random. I'll follow her masturbation. God dang it. Mine are never that good. Oh, if you noticed that we say good morning with two words but good nights win word. What is that about? It's like, who cares? Why are you pointing that out? Why waste the time? I'm gonna put it on my story. If that boy 9333 put it on your story. Do it. If we... I'm gonna say what she looks like. Well, look. I'll say that she could probably use a few more gym trips. Yeah. But she's going. Piss the celebrity shoot his impulse.

13:15I guess precious. Not the dollar from Silence of the Lams with the person. Baby ones. Talk now. 887-40093. Best. Best. Best. Damn. And now it's time for the best. The best. Damn. Audio. Yeah, we did not say this in the first uh... ...segger there. And that is... If you have some funny clips or videos that would be funny without the video, you understand? Yeah. Because that's one thing that we have to... Like when you tag us, like you could tag... You always do that thing where I tag you in your tags. Tag me. If you wanted to tag me, you can do it at omafu. Oh, HM-A-F-F-E-W. And if you wanted to tag my fat ass, you could do afatboy. 933. Which I just put up the gym lady video. Yeah, I can't wait to see it. Gym lady.

14:15You got to watch a couple other ones first. Um, tag us in it and uh... You just realized, like, if you think something's funny, then... Play it again and close your eyes. And because a lot of times, it won't translate on the radio. No, for the first one of my story, you got to squint your eyes. So, be ready. Yes. Be prepared. Okay. Uh, in this one right here... Uh... We miss him. We miss Leslie Nelson. You know? I enjoyed the new naked gun, but it wasn't the same. The same. Uh, he also was a part of the scary movie, uh, franchises. Well, now here he is, uh, setting down. Now, obviously he's gone. He's passed away, but uh, back in 2003, he was doing those television junkets. Those things where you go in this big building. There's all these little booths where he's different interviewers in there. And uh, you go set down at each one and do the same, same interview at the same place. Um, he was being interviewed by this entertainment reporter named Fred Sachsen.

15:17Really? And Leslie was trying to have some fun with the last interview of the day. But this guy wanted to be serious. Who said... All right, well, we're getting near lunch and I know you're... Well, it was a salmon. Sometimes you just get a wrong piece of salmon. Is that you? Well, I don't see anybody else in here who's gonna be doing it. It's not like you're gonna be doing it with me. Uh, but you can show it. I don't care. I just don't care anymore. These things don't bother me. All right, well then let's... We'll start now then we'll begin. Did you hear the starter whistle? He purers open. All right, now we'll begin. For me too, right? I'm beginning. Talking with Leslie? Listen, play the president. Yes. What's different about you and the real president? Nothing. You wanted to think.

16:19You're gonna be great. You know, I wanted to keep this serious. Yes, I know. I'm helping. That thing... He was like made for comedy. I know, man. That was so good. He's been in the high... I think. No, I can't hear because I'm plugged in with him. Well, it was... I ain't gonna say it. It's like I'm talking into a boy. He can't find the end of his cord page. He lost his kid. It's long and black and I can't find the end. Oh my gosh. What naked gun were he's trying to get information from the guy that gave him hand in the same money back and forth? It was just like stuff like that. I wouldn't even try to bribe him. Like, no, how about this? I give you $40 and you give me back to 20s. Yeah. Just ridiculous stuff. He got talent. I mean, you gotta give it to him. I don't know if you did anything serious, which is look. I also didn't do...

17:19He didn't start off till he was older, right? Less than that. Yeah, it was like a danger-filled situation. Maybe he is like a lot of comedians and he's not funny when he's grumpy when he's at home and he's funny when he's out. If he's doing the gags with the wife, it's probably not hitting the same. No. Nothing's funny, but... You know? That is... I mean, that's... that's kind of suck as a comedian because you don't want to trial your stuff all the time on your wife because she's like, alright, yeah, that one wasn't good. It was just that... No, I long, dude. He started acting in 1950, appeared in 46 different television shows. That year alone... Jesus. He's acting to be in 1950, appearing in 46 live TV programs that year alone. Wow, he's also born in Canadian. Which is not all comedy. There had to be some serious stuff in there at some point. Yeah. He has talent. I mean, he can do a little bit of everything, you know? Yeah. Well, let me ask you a question. Acts, if you will.

18:20What is going on in Philadelphia? What is up in the city? The brine? I mean, like, we've seen videos that are high just laying there. I just also heard that video of the woman walking down the road eating raw chicken. Oh, gross. It's all filling. Like the labor king. I don't know. Well, this lady had an experience with somebody on the side of the road. She tells you about. I don't agree with what she says at the end. But look, when you're mad, you say stuff. You don't always, you know, hear here? Yeah, well, this is what she did. You know, how is this the city of brotherly love? You motherf***ers and filthy filth of Philadelphia are very f***ing rude and very inconsiderate. I honked my horn to let the lady know, hiring her dog, not to step out in the street, right? She gave me the middle finger. So I rolled my window down. I said, why did you give me the finger?

19:20I was just letting you know not to step in the street. She gave me two middle fingers. So I told that bitch, I hope you're f***ing dog died a night. Bitch. Wow. Is that the same lady from earlier? It's not the same lady. My gosh. But it's live in the same area. It's the same lady from a few weeks ago that cussed out of the DMV out. That guy out. At the DMV. God, man. She's high strong, that one. Dude. I'm warming for the cameras that they're hoping you're going to pull out in video now. Cause I, I mean, sure society's crazy. But the world's always been nuts. Like we say, oh, it's the worst it ever been. No, they, they whitewash, sanitize a lot of stuff for years. But like, now it's like people, they don't give a damn. It's almost like they want to go viral. Exactly. That's weird. If you're not going viral from the nudity, you want to go viral for the other stuff. Well, and we, we brainwash everybody and say, well, any press is good press.

20:21Not necessarily. Not necessarily. That's the likes. They want all the likes. They want all the likes. You can get canceled. Girls doing that stupid thing with their t-shirt where they keep, you know, pulling it and pulling it. When they're not wearing bras. Yes. It cuts to them being in a bikini or something. I hate when they take, they touch right under their, their butt cheek and lift it a little bit. Oh, yeah. What do you hate when they do that? That looks awful. I don't know what you're watching. Like what are you trying to do? Anyway, this guy is walking on the boardwalk up in New Jersey. Seize a guy with up on the boardwalk. Ah, I forgot the words. And I'm on the boardwalk. Well, he sees a guy with a lot of pigeons around him. Oh, and he's a little spooked by the pigeons. So the guy's like, these are my friends. They won't buy the, and then he goes in this little kind of tirade to his buddy. What are you doing with the f***ing pigeon? What the f***ing? I don't want to f***ing show me. Good luck. I've been shurling so many f***ing times. I got more luck than f***ing anybody.

21:23I ain't playing with the f***ing pigeons. Oh, God bless, God. My God. A f***ing pigeon went to the land on my shoulder. Did you see it? The guy's got sh** all over him. What jerk off plays with pigeons. He's got 30 of them. That's his life. The guy from the pizza shop, phone scamp. Ah, yeah. What does Marron mean? I've heard it from the Abad board. Oh, whoops. Oh, does it mean moron? Is that what it means? Marron? I don't know. I've heard it like, for example. I've got a sopranos and raw binary. They quit his Italian, right? He would know. The last name like that, I would. It's a, an Italian American slang interjection to mean damn it or express shock. Also, function similarly to saying, oh my God, or good grief. I got to hear what you say to the giggas. It's perfect. Post.

22:23I got to hear what you say to the giggas. It's perfect. Post. I got to hear what you say to the giggas. It's perfect. I don't want to f***ing sh** on me. Good luck. I can be sh** on so many f***ing times. I got more luck than f***ing anybody. I ain't playing with the f***ing pigeons. God bless, God. Marron. The pigeon went to the land on my shoulder. Did you see it? The guy's got sh** all over him. What jerk off plays with pigeons. He's got 30 of them. That's good. That's a surprising one that's brought it out to everybody. Yeah, you got uff marron. They ain't got a go. Got a go? That page, page, page, page. I'm going to hit you with this and page in. This is not an attack on you or any news people. No. Sometimes when, you know, I think it's usually men. I think it's on this show. Page keeps her head above water and keeps everything like legitimate and doesn't, you know, see double on tendras and keep her mind in the gutter like that one I do.

23:29Thank you. Same thing happened on this f*** station up in Detroit. They have a show called Good Day Detroit. Good Day. It sounds like being an Australia, but no. It's there. And, well, they were talking about varmants and, you know, some people will shoot and kill those varmants and sometimes serve them up to having for dinner. This lady did not realize what she was saying, but boy, the man did. If you can provide yourself with food and again, they're now their ice fishing because everything is frozen. And you're looking for fat in the beaver. The beaver is the most sought after. It is. Right. Right. Would you, do you think you could eat beaver? It's fat and then it's meat. We can all sick them.

24:29They all got sick after it. Well, you can't eat disease, Dan. Oh, God. What about a moose? Yeah. I don't know anything about this girl, but you're really funny. You are a really funny gal. She did not get it. You could see it in her eyes. She did not understand what the joke was. She thought they were making fun of her. Why need you to do that? That never happens locally. Like, you know, jokes like that on TV. I don't think they get a lot of leeway locally. No, I don't feel like I cut to another camera. It was like that. It gives us a good gag reel. I mean, we get somebody out of position. That's all we get. This is 12, 15 years ago, maybe. Fox Carolina went to their crystal party. It was a dirty, but they would have like their gag reels.

25:31Is that gag reel? Yeah, they do. That's a very mox thing to do. Do you see Jim and Jameson's gag reel? No, but it was a bug that had fat and taste or something. What was Michael's name? Michael Smith? No, that's a religious singer. What was the weather guy at Fox? I think it was just Michael. Just one name. Hi, Michael. Jackson Jordan, Game Six. All right. I'm saying it. Yeah, look it up. Good day Detroit is what you would look at. Beaver and good day Detroit. You'll find it. Do you want to come back and do a few more? Some of these I don't want to share on my personal one. I'm just waiting for you. The one you have to squint. Yeah, and then anything that's radio station related, we can't share it on there. Because even though we're putting them over, our people are afraid they might sue us for using their stuff.

26:32Content, content, but not the... Everybody else in the world does it. But we're the one who literally just have to fly by the rules. I hate flying. I hate flying. He's buying two seats. Yeah, let's just say by the seat of the pants. But I don't want the windows. You can have that one. I got to have the owl. I got to be quick and you look quick patch of the bathroom. Quickers of the party. If I got to lay a loaf it's a 5,000 feet or whatever. It goes higher than that, right? Okay, so... I can see... I'm moving back and read in this text that this person's like really saying that like, if you've never had it, it's really good. Oh man, I'll read this. My grandfather used to smoke beaver. It was some of the best food that I've ever... Oh, that is fake, never mind. He didn't roll it or had he smoke it. Well, he's talking about... He would make like beef turkey out of it. People don't know if he's made...

27:32I feel like he's doing devil on tondra. Or she is doing devil on tondra. Jokes. Trying to work me in the same place. Yeah, trying to run burgundy. Smoking beaver. Yeah, this page is a gamer tech by the way. No, that's where she buys her a critum. I'm gonna use rice guys. The night me laugh, I listen to my every morning on the way to work. The rice guys. Come. You guys are going to have a full morning shower. Thank you. Hey, we get three more we're going to hit you with. Thank you. It's Friday and... You know, why not? Why not? Why the hell not? And plus, I mean... Textin right now, 1-800-774-0093. If you ain't got a word Monday... If you ain't working Monday, then where you at? We out here for it, not working on Monday. Maron. Maron.

28:32Maron. Call my wrong. Quick hold draw for your way. Yeah, a little draw. That's good. Your A double snakes. P1 Azalea Pond. Azalea. Tagged me in this one. This one is kind of low H to it. It is not new. But it is the problem of wearing a live mic. We talked about Leslie Nielsen earlier. Remember that time he went and took a piss when he still had the live microphone. Everyone could hear it. Well, this way he gets very, very angry at the cameraman. And she's the newscaster. She forgot as they went to the commercial that her live mic was on. And she didn't like the way he was holding the camera. Hey, more at the grocer, but getting less. We'll tell you how to get the most. The f**k are you doing? We need to acknowledge an unfortunate mistake that I made. And one of the teases we bring to you before this program. Why will we live just after 10 o'clock?

29:32I said a word that many people find offensive. That was an Olivia Donnelly wasn't. Don't you love how she didn't apologize? Play the, if you don't mind. Quit hitting the hand sanitizer today. Hey, you are. Hey, let me get the beauty. I'm going to start calling you Anne Ross. Because I'm hungry. No, because you and Attic. I think I hit the wrong one. Was this Megan Hydonberg? I'm going to be a little bit more angry. Cause you said you were a little bit more angry isn't it? Donnelly she, I'm going to be a little bit more angry isn't it? 되면en Tell your sisters before you come to you. Okay, let's start calling an philanthropy for length. Okay thank you. What does that look like? It's important that you know what? The things going on in this program are broken down my Internet we don't need to. Yeah. What you're doing is ended up making sure that you try to access your sessions. It's a pr plugin that I can hang out one day. What you doing? Well, not that, but just calm down. Yeah, but still though, like you never hear, and you know,

30:32Nothing that bad. Because it's the news, they still get that card, that, you know, go past jail card. Like you never hear about the news, you know, be live out on the street or whatever, you know, somebody come up and drop an F bomb in the background, what are, there's never fines going on. But like, if Edith called in from Chattanooga and said an F bomb, somebody got come up and record a meal right now. Yeah, that's wild. The old blinker right in the blinky when they were doing that. Remember, yeah, right in it. Just better to not lose your temper. Page your right. Listen to him. What we're seeing right now and listening to a guy that is addicted to the most childlike drug in the world. I don't even think kids would, the kids would call you a pusher doing that. Oh, give me one. Maroon. I feel bad being a part of this. Well, these are the samples that eat at the broads. You're not frying your brain cells. I'll tell you. Well, I got a GD in 20 years of college.

31:33So I used it already. You know what I'm saying? Maroon. How you doing? Maroon. Maroon. Like if, if you need, if you need resuscitation, Matt Masquite go over and give you some. You're certified. He's not certified. Yeah. Yeah. Look at you. You son of a bitch. I'm not certified anymore. You wouldn't go over there. Like if, if what do you mean you're not certified anymore? You're a CPR. You lose the licensing after a while. I think you're going to get this for you. You know, head AF bed. Oh, no. Like, you know what? She's got, she's going to focus on is the fat part of that. Not calling her a peanut head or a hoe because she plays that in movies. She does. She's a proud head. That was for me, Paige. It was okay. You want to take the second one too? I sure. He's going to take a break. I'm going to tell you who. You know, I gave this guy $40 one time for a song. So I feel like now I can continually use his content. But he did say it was fine that we played this. It's our old friend Oliver Chua who lost his job during COVID and now makes money doing.

32:41He's compensated to do karaoke from his apartment. I've kept all his songs. So like his songs. Oh, you, you, you, you, you know it. You love Oliver Chua. Here he is doing a one of the best whenever by staying a singer sting, not wrestler sting. Forever young, I want to be forever young. To live, I want to be forever forever. When I go forever young, I want to be forever young. To live forever forever forever young. It's not a bad thing either though. Now that I think about it. It's so much fun with it. Yeah, love it. I'm like, I'm just passionate. It's just the way he goes calm. They're like, I'm at home. He still have that one. That's the one I paid for.

33:41I do have that one. I'm trying to play it there. Yeah. I bought it for somebody for their birthday and they didn't really seem impressed by it. I got you. I was 40 about. All right. What was that? Forty dollar. I could have bought you. You and me a cocktail downtown Grieber for this $40. I'm the romance candy boy. You're my friend. I love you. I love you. Where's my TV? I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. And you owe. Fine. It's time. I would… I'll take you home right now. Ollie, I'm going to take you home right now. Ollie twice. I would take you home right now. Ollie, you won't take you home today. It's funny, you're doing a joke, but not the person you're doing the joke too gets the joke. It's usually a pair. It's like the beaver lady earlier. Yeah. I don't have to explain this one too. It's pretty self explanatory. If you explain this one too. If you explain it too, making a dirty ring. A joint ring.

34:41Yeah. орд. You gotta make their mind be the offended one. You're not gonna set them up for it. That's right. Bingo. So mom doesn't get the joke until she gets the joke. Way later. Hey mom. It's too early. It's too early. Mom. Hey, did you blow bubbles as a kid? You taught me when I'm in my pajamas, this is gonna be a new role. Don't talk to me. Okay, but I just wanna ask you, did you blow bubbles as a kid? Yes, why? He came by earlier and said hi. What the fuck are you talking about? Didn't you say you blew bubbles as a kid, right? Yes, I blew bubbles as a kid. Okay, he came by and he said hi. What did he do, float by you and say hi? You blew the fuck are you talking about? I don't get it, you taunt ya. It doesn't make sense. Well, bubbles said hi.

35:42Wait a minute. Oh, you're a fucking bitch. Hi. Hi. Hi. She gives her mom hell constantly. I went to Michael Jackson version of that joke better. I really did. What happened to that, bubbles? How long do monkeys live? Chimpanzee. He was a chimp. I think he went to like a sanctuary. I thought he was a monkey. No, he was a chimp. What, that is a monkey, no? I mean, no. Oh, they're separate. Look, he's more smaller than chimps. He is, oh, he is alive. Nice. He is a chimpanzee, double birds with the two of you. He's got a red ass. He's 43 years old. And he lives at center for great apes sanctuary and Wakula, Florida. So they live like humans who was born in 83? Yeah, he's 43. Yeah, that boy with quick math. Where was that yesterday when I was doing a little bit? Well, I am 43. Wait a minute. You and bubbles were born.

36:43God, let's see what bubbles birthday is. I'll die if it's the same day. I want to see. March, March 31st. 35th. 35th. Is March 31st. Not you. Dummy. You ever been in Sino, California? Hey, jazz. All right. Oh, look at the time. I got to feed the hogs and the whole world. I'm going to get my hair done. This is the rise guys. I love the rise guys. They're funnier than anyone else on the radio. Yeah, the rods are great. They're crazy. You're listening to the rise guys morning shot.