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The Ticket Top 10 — Work In Progress- E Brake. Machine-transcribed; use the interactive transcript above to jump the player to any line.
I'm Sam Slayton, CEO and co-owner at Sante Center for Healing. For three decades, Sante Center has been providing lasting recovery for addiction. Addiction left untreated is a fatal disease. Sante offers treatment-based, clinical excellence and compassion, where available now at SanteCenter.com. It's time for the emergency break of the week, and really the only reason we're doing this. That moment when programming is brought to a complete halt by a wheels-off comment or technical meltdown. Saturday, July 22, also at Dozec, he's pavilion. Nickelback. Oh, yeah. Okay, why are we playing this? That is a creed. Oh, that's creed? Did you think that was nickelback? Oh, no. And that way you want to play the Scott Pips on? Yeah.
Oh, no. I can play the game. What's happening? Okay. All right. I think that was edited. Where's the song? I don't know what she's talking about. There's no doubt. Tyler Feeham Pullup. God. Can't even say that. I've got to move on. There's a lot of rap. Oh, there we go. How do I put it? What? What? But it was in... Dude. All right. We don't have all morning. We've got to move on. I wanted to play the Marlon's Sory song. We'll be check back in. I want to get the creed. We're here.
You're the one running it. The hardest this week on the little ticket. I'm going to say it. Not worth it. Not worth it for y'all not paying attention to this week's part. I'm not worth it. That was not worth it. All right. Advanced hair restoration brings you the e-break this week. You know what? We're going to mix it up. We're going to go three candidates this week. Oh, okay. How is that making it? We're going to luck tradition. All right. And then maybe let the P1s vote. It's kind of on the fence about that, but yeah. Okay. Lean in that way. 888-787-1310. If you would like to call and have your voice heard, America, this is the place. Forking progress. Candidate number one this week. Let's start with Dylan Reed. One of the up and comers around here. We're well aware of Dylan's work. Johnny on the spot when he needed guy on the board. And he's had some board up issues in the past. This one I'm hearing from board up experts was not actually his fault.
The whole thing. Apparently there are some parts where you can lay them at Dylan's feet. Well, let's just see how this sounded whenever he was filling in four tip sheet one morning and the musers were attempting to throw it to the 640 replay. But first, how about a visit with Cowboys owner and GM Jerry Jones about the Cowboys wrapping up the preseason and trimming down that roster? This is brought to us by Mark Spain Real Estate in the Sante Center for Healing. Well, apparently we're having a problem with the replay central. So talk a little bit about what your reaction to hearing Jerry yesterday.
What did you feel? Oh, I felt a lot of things. I felt it was really funny. I always enjoyed when we check in with Jerry. What's happening right now? We're not really sure. I think we've lost a lot of ex-issue abilities. Well, let's try to recreate it then. All right. Good morning, Jerry. Hey, how you doing? I'm Jerry. Let's have somebody else try it, Jerry. Okay. Morning, Jerry. Hey, how you doing? I'm Jerry. No, okay. That was the best cowboy. All right. Here, let me try. You guys throw it. All right. Now, joining this is Cowboys owner and GM Jerry Jones. How you doing? Good morning, guys. How you doing? All having similar takes on it. That's the problem. It's a better, you know, if we each came up with something a little bit different, I think that would do better. Okay. Let's try it. Oh, I think we've checked in with the real Jerry. Really? Let's take a look. He's got a new band. Yeah. That's pretty good. Sound like he was playing something
that was kind of a slow mid tempo number, maybe. What's that music? Is that it? Okay. Yeah. And they finally able to get it playing. But I do in a completely non-blowing smoke way, mean, when I say, I truly think that is part of what makes the music great is that was a bad situation and they made it really funny. Right. I think that it. Yeah. And they could have just done what we did, which is slowly talk as you wait. And they just made a funny bit out of it. I thought that was hilarious. As Dylan just in there scrambling. I'm trying to get this playing. I'm always a big fan of humor where something technically goes wrong and then they go back to it. Okay. Now we got it. And it's still wrong. And that's where I say, okay, so you hear Daddy say that it's an op-ex issue, which apparently there was a technical problem. But where I say Dylan still at fault here is when he does say that he has it and then
music starts playing, that seems like a board up here. There's a lot of time to find an alternative way to play it. Right. But I'm not a board. So and yeah, when you're at the helm, things are on your watch. And I'm sorry. Bullets are flying fast. Yeah. So that is at the feet of Dylanry. He got Terce Jr. Just waiting. What is happening? It's never good when Jr. is asking what's happening on our show. And it's your fault that something is going wrong. You probably feel tiny. I felt bad for Dylan because he had everything ready to go and then op-ex just threw a stick in his bicycle spokes. That was my impression. I love Dylan. Dylan Reed is candidate number one for op-ex failing. Candidate number two, Dave Lane of the hard line. You're not going to believe this. He had a sexual innuendo joke.
Dave Lane? The very same. The one on the hard line. Yeah, this one about a cheerleader as we were discussing the, it was discovered that they were listening to the hard line in the cheerleaders locker room or near the cheerleaders locker room. And Davey couldn't help himself. And apparently the latest from TikTok features would I assume must be the official Dallas Cowboy cheerleader of the hard line. Kylie Dixon. Why her? You're going to find out. Dixon Kylie. If they were calling role, would it cheerleaders? What if we just made friends with a cheerleader without you ruining everything that they've made before it even starts? Can you behave yourself for 30 seconds? I'm just making sure I got the name right. You did. So Kylie Dixon. God. I'm just trying to focus trying to make his cheerleader point.
And he is immediately slapped down by dad Bob and Corby. Yeah, when you get both of them turning on Dave, he even gets a little shake voice when he says it to. Yeah, I think it's funny. He actually gets a little if you're calling role. That's how you'd say it. And this was like the first segment too. So oh, right out of the game. Yeah, I do respect Dave though. He's like a seasoned NFL lineman where when that ball is on the ground, I don't care if I heard the whistle and diving on it. He knows what he's here for. Yeah, like I'm not, I'm not going to get caught not hustling here. And if there is a woman with a lax name, last name of Dixon, we're shooting that shot. Yeah. Yeah. That's. That's one on one coverage right there. I'm getting in position to make a catch here. So that's Dave as candidate number two, not handling a woman's name well. And so he get a name mess ups Donovan Lewis is candidate number three as they were talking to the great Demarcus where and they we've all been victim of this misidentifying famous
cowboys, Demarcuses. But it's a little bit different whenever you do it in front of them with the guy sitting right there. PGA championships that set for May 17th through 23rd, 2027 at PGA Frisco, Demarcus Lawrence, Erica Cosman, the chief brand officer of Chuck. I can see. And the whole awaited men. I said the way. Yeah. Demarcus. Yeah. Oh my god. Is he not in Seattle? Demarcus way. I'm sorry. We mentioned his name earlier. My bad. Man. Please don't let me. I'll tell you a child's healing moment. This is great. God, please don't ignore our phone calls six weeks in. You know I might not even answer him. He was going to talk to you. He was going to talk to us after weeks. I know. I know. He forgives me. He knows my heart. Demarcus where? Wow. And Erica Cosman. The chief. The branch. And I'll have to have free. He's sweating now. I've seen those. Thank you guys so much. Boy, what the hell was Demarcus where doing?
Yeah. Do we have the. Do we have the where? Do we have the where to act all isolated? See if you can pull that up because yeah, he. I mean, I'm glad he took it and tried and had fun with it. But man, he just started making the weirdest noises. Come on. Oh my god. Yeah. He's like a club seal. It's like he's trying to recreate the records. What the heck was that? Yeah. It was just like the breaks tires. Yeah, that's what I thought like screeching tires. Yeah. Come on. Oh my god. All right. They're not going to cast him in the new police academy. I don't think but check those break pads. I would hate that. Demarcus wears maybe my favorite cowboy ever. If I did that in front of him, dude, don't feel horrible. Yeah. That's a bad one. I don't even care afterwards. No, he did not. Yeah, he kept really sorry like Jim Rome. He kept calling it the market's morning after that. We now have the nice where elf combo that we could play too.
Oh, yeah. Yeah. I was going to come up this once. Oh my god. That's the saddest, saddest animal battle you've ever seen. I know what are these dinosaurs are extinct. God, yeah. Good thing the meteor hit them. Yeah, I'm betting on the D-Ware tarot acto. For sure. Over the elf tarot acto. Well, Donovan. We're an injector. Let's beat better, buddy. Let's beat that. I know what this is. No, he's not. He's been doing it forever. Oh, he's a seasoned broadcaster. There's nothing more fun too, I bet, than even when the hard line had Charles Haley turning on Corby, getting to buddy up with the celebrity against your fellow co-host. Oh, yeah. Absolutely. See, he sucks. Yeah, look at that. He sticks over there. You're going to say on growing or mission impotion, right? It's all fun. So the guns are turned on you. Yeah, then you feel tiny. All right, 888-787-1310 is the e-break winner, Dylan Reed. And then Opex failure is it Dave Lane not handling a woman's name very well.
Or Donovan Lewis misidentifying Demarkis Wair as Demarkis Lawrence. Caller, you are on the air. Who do you vote for? I'm just sitting here and join my breakfast of milk chocolate Candidies. And I think I want to vote for Jim X, Davey. That is an excellent vote. Bless you. Glad we're not the only ones. We do not vote for eating those. Don't eat the eyeballs. Milk. I hope everybody else thinks Ham's Lexicon is as funny as we did. But he pointed out too. We didn't even talk about Candidies. We couldn't get to everything if we stopped. We'd still be in news. All right, Dave has one vote. Caller, you are on the air. Who do you vote for in the e-break? What's up, this is Alito and Cruz. I would like to vote for that guy's dog in the joke you all did. All right, well, yeah, hookin' up with the guys wife. Good for him. Yeah, good on you, dog.
All right, Caller, you are on the air. Who wins the e-break? Yeah, hey, boy, it's Coach O. How y'all doing there? Hey, Coach O. Hey, good great coach. Man, I gotta tell you it's been so hard. Dogs and indictments down here. Trying to play back up to the coaches and all that. But anytime, anytime there's a chance that there's a e-break with a cheerleader, you know I'm over the cheerleader. You guys have a great day, go Tigers. Go Tigers. Go Tigers. Thanks for checking in, Coach O. Best of luck this season. We'll be pulling for you. 888-787-1310. Caller, you are on the air. Who do you vote for in the e-break? Hey, is this ball stack here? Sure, yeah, he's here. Yeah, we're talking ball stack real quick. What's up, it's ball stack. Listen up. I had a thin new end that was coming around here. I hear another one coming out. I just showed up my Goyo. You're going down. You hear me? Fah!
Yeah. I don't know what's happened. What just happened? I don't know. Undervote. Undervote. Yeah. Caller, you are on the air. Who wins the emergency break of the week? Caller, you are on the air. Who do you vote for? Hey, guys. How you doing? You all right? Is this blanket? No, this is closet. I was just wondering. Do y'all know how Cooper got his jersey on? No, how did Cooper get his jersey number? Well, St. Patrick's Day, I hooked up with 32 men in a porta potty, and he does it to honor me. Give me donga, then. Gosh. Well, I appreciate the vote. I don't think I would celebrate that moment with a jersey number. I don't think I've seen Cooper confirm that either. Like that's just his childhood number.
All right, Caller, you are on the air. Who wins the e-break? Hey, guys. This is Sean out here with the Hampton, Hampton Club of Tarrant County. And I would like to vote for Dave. Thank you, Sean. Yeah, shout out to Tarrant County. Opened up the Tarrant County chapter. Yeah. Awesome. We're spreading. Caller, you are on the air. Who wins the e-break? I'm out on your right here. You sure are, Natalie Mainz. Hi, five users. Hi, real quick. I'm out on your right here. I'm out on your right here. I'm out on your right here. I'm out on your right here. Could this my last diet throughout Caller's Beans is Want to give a shout out to some dirty pay ones and a V1 that are big listeners, Rick Boner, I shared hell. And Emily Phillips. And today I want to cast my vote for my fellow adoptee later. I'll be lying just so you know. And y'all have a happy. I love Luke 12 to you as well. Triple fake Natalie Mainz.
Four votes for Dave. One for Donnie. Zero for Dylan. Caller, you could be the deciding vote. What say you? My sweet baby voluptuous Monty. Let me give Dixon Boss for it. Thank you, Marge. I'm not going to count that as a vote. How about that? Why? He said Dixon. Yeah. For Dave. I'm a cheerleader. Second. Okay. I see I completely missed it. All right, Dave. Is your winner then? That's why we have ancillary counters of the votes. Yeah. All right, Dave Lane not handling a name well. And apparently the latest from Tiktok features. Would I assume must be the official Dallas Cowboy cheerleader. Of the hard line. Kylie Dixon. Why hurt? You're going to find out. How about that? Dixon Kylie, if they were calling roll, would it cheerleader. Would if we just made friends with a cheerleader without you.
Ruining everything. Not only that before it even starts. Can you behave yourself for 30 seconds? I'm just making sure I got the name right. You did. So Kylie Dixon. The. The. Yeah. From Bob. Boy. with it. And Dave just cowering in this corner. It's about a heart of Bob's gold. Has that heard in a long time? Bob's right though. We're trying to cultivate these relationships with cheerleaders. We don't need Dave messing it up. We got enough, we got enough going against us. We don't need Dave blowing snott bubbles next to us. We were trying to talk to hot girls. Yeah, just give us a little bit of a chance before he completely torpedo us. And I have it. That's what Dave does. That's what we love. How many is that for Dave? That's number 29 for Dave on the all-time e-break list. He is now 112 behind norm. Awesome. Thank you so much. There is the e-break.
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