World Meteorology Day! 43 weathered dad jokes! 23 March 2026

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In college, I had to take an easy filler class so I took introduction to meteorology.

It was not a breeze.

Who is the most meteorological action star?

Jean Cloud Van Dam.

Meteorology is probably the only science field where they are good at small talk.

As climate change progresses, they won't be able to grow any more barley to make beer.

What a sobering thought.

Jokes about the weather can be funny, to a certain degree.

It's getting too hot to wear a suit.

The weather just isn't suitable.

Why was Darth Vader a bad weatherman?

He always said it was going to be lukewarm.

There is going to be more meteorology jokes on this podcast.

Whether you like it or not.

To protest against climate change, the rapper Ice Cube has decided to change his name.

He is now known as lukewarm water.

What do you call coin-sized hailstones?

Climate change.

I started dating a wither girl.

It's nice to have a woman that's wrong most of the time.

Why did the weatherman's cheeks turn pink?

He saw the climate change.

pennies and quarters rain from the sky.

Wow.

I say.

It's climate change.

I'm thinking of studying aerodynamics, but there's a chance I'll go into meteorology instead.

It's still up in the air.

I used to be a wither man, but I had to quit after breaking both arms and both legs.

I was having trouble working with the forecasts.

I heard one of Santa's rain deer was an expert at meteorology.

Because Rudolph the red nose rain, deer.

What did the doctor give the weatherman after his skiing accident?

Forecasts.

Due to bad weather, I won't be attending the meteorology convention.

I'm going to take a rain check.

What kind of dessert do you make to celebrate climate change?

I make Alaska.

A meteorology student did research on the necessity of temperature change when he was in college.

It was a degree requirement.

I spoke to a wither man last night.

We were talking up a storm.

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When does it start to rain money?

When there is change in the weather?

I entered a meteorology contest, but I didn't place.

You wind some you lose some I gust.

What do call Batman if he decides to get into meteorology?

A weather vein.

They say that climate change will kill every single person on this planet.

It's a good thing I'm married.

What's the best way to guess the temperature at the top of a mountain?

Climate.

What did the meteorologist say when the Emperor of Rome asked him for the weather forecast?

Hail Caesar.

My local weather man just died.

He was 82, but he felt like 75.

I've just been sacked as the weather man at the local radio station.

Apparently I was too cheerful when giving out the really bad weather reports.

I guess no more mist and ice guy.

Everyone is talking about climate change these days.

I guess it's a hot issue.

My wife asked if I heard that the weather man died.

I said, well didn't he have a 100% chance?

The weather man said wind speeds can go as high as 200 miles per hour.

I simply couldn't believe it.

That just blew me away.

The weather man reported that the weather will repeatedly change between red weather and yellow weather warnings.

I'm worried we're going to be hit by a tongue twister.

I prefer cold weather, but only to a certain degree.

My wife said I need to stop pretending I'm a weather reporter.

More on that cold front between us later.

When they say it's raining cats and dogs, I guess you could say the weather is pretty rough.

Why has climate change caused an increase in additions to films?

Because the media keeps telling everyone to act now.

While we're not yet close to finding a solution to climate change, we're getting warmer.

Many people don't take climate change seriously.

It would be cooler if they did.

You can't change the weather in the tree, but you can climate.

Full me once, shame on you.

Full me twice, shame on me.

Full me 92,423 times you're a weather man.

When I want to talk with people, I just met I talked to them about climate change.

I find that it's a great icebreaker.

Why didn't the weather man make it to the top of the ladder at his company?

He didn't know how to climate.

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