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I know, right? Welcome to the shits, though. Look, wrong one. And you're telling me to push the fucking body! Big singer, small botany. How old are the fucking you? Shit, too. Shoot the song, love, I'd fall asleep. I'll say right now I'd be too tired, I'd fall asleep. Alright, so my hands. So it'll be a very bad partner. Yeah, but only someone tried to stick my dick in your hands. Yeah, exactly. You'd give a decent night's sleep. That's about the melody. We wouldn't get molested. You know, if you wanted, you know, but now. So now we might be switching partners for a minute. You can sleep with the fucking bench.

It's basically just sometimes. I wish. Yeah, it wasn't the last time you got lucky. Oh, we're going to start doing that. That's my own age. That. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. What? He's asking when the last time was not when your future time is going to happen. You got to do it before. Otherwise, it's going to be a wasted fucking space. Well, yeah, just because the roomates out doesn't mean it's, you know, we still have. There's still other deciding factors.

What are you talking about? That factor. I can't help with that factor. That probably doesn't help either. Mine. Yeah. Oh, no, he woke me up just to do it this morning. I'm sorry. Who woke up? Time out. Who the fuck woke up? You fucked me up. Oh, no, no, no. Tell the fucking truth. I was actually already awake because of somebody. I wish somebody would wake me up for that. You wake me up. But then again, you know, you got it. Somebody's got to be up before me. To wake me up. Yeah. Unfortunately.

For some reason, I'll wake up in the middle of the night and I have this habit. I don't know why it's a fucking habit. But I start moving my ass on the person behind me. I don't know. That would be me. And what did we learn from that? Right there on my stuff. And then she blames you. And then she blames me because I get turned on. That sounds about right. Because I my ass naturally goes to where it's warm. I don't even notice I do it. I'm sure you stay the hell away from me then. It is. So. Anyway, hello, everybody.

Hi there, Georgie. Nice conversation. Different. Really? Boy, somebody's vocal tonight. Oh, yeah. Different seating arrangements. Studio A has been rearranged and gutted from some things. So we're going to make do and I got to find a new comfortable spot on the couch. I feel like sheldon. I don't have my spot. That is your spot. That is your chair. Well, I'm used to having to look this way. Because of where we had it before. Yeah. Oh, you put the thing up. That's why it looks different.

Well, yeah, no, but doesn't this middle. Doesn't this middle pull down? Yeah. Okay. That's what's throwing me off is because there's not the. The buffer. Yeah, take him out of there. He needs to come out. So 13,621. Thank you, everybody. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. We appreciate each and every one of you. We send you a holiday card, but we're too broke. We can't even pay attention. I've been quite the. Hell, it's just weak this week. Weather wise. No, you cannot have my phone. Fucking weather wise. Fuck, you want to go back to like a couple of weeks ago. Shit. Well, between that and somebody's car. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

Oh, Lord. 90% 90% of the sick. How long has it been since you've been here? I call it out. You need a new bus. Been a while. It been like two months. Yeah, but that saved you guys on food on Friday night. Just as we were over by us. See I you can't. Every weekend we were over there though. That's the thing. Well, yeah, we canceled a couple of times due to sickness. Mostly COVID. Yeah, well that was, yeah. That was one of them. Oh, that was end of that was beginning of winter. her right before Thanksgiving. Hey, it's been almost every other week since.

So it's been since Thanksgiving pretty much. Yeah, it's a fuck. Is it really? Yeah. Oh, fuck. We can't, you know, you can't control. It's shit to you. Kelly's getting old. Yeah, I am as a matter of fact. Yeah. And I'll admit it, I turned 53 this year. What? Fuck, where did that time go? 15 now. Ah, like out my ass, it seems like. A lot of background noise tonight. We're sorry. We have a... He's a talkative one today. It's a chub, chub here that's trying to drink a bottle. And we've got tricycle motor and right behind the computer. Reading out loud. So just bear with us. Hey, I have clothes in there for me.

No, I don't want no wild pussy on me right now. Oh, I was saying what? It's only me know to put her in the bath. I'm talking about the kitty. Hey, she goes in the bathroom. All right, pussy. I'll put you over here, but I don't want you on my lap. There. My cat already hates me enough as it is. She got a cat that hates you, but love everybody else. Yeah. I miss mystery. First part is. We have not seen this cat in person. You won't, not for a while. It's going to be quiet. It's, it's only been, she's only been with us about a month. And a little over a month. A little over a month and maybe a half. It takes about three months for him to talk completely. Calm down. Yeah, they have no show. He's. Um, well done. I might go play fuck around and find out.

Oh, I wonder. Because we disconnected that. Yeah, we might have to. Okay. Yeah. Here. No, just. No, if she's in the bathroom, we can put this back out. I just with her reading. This thing is like super fucking sensitive. Airplough. Just. I didn't hit him with the cord. I didn't hit him with the cord. I could have hit him with the cord if I really wanted to. No, you can't have that. Yeah, because I think we have it set for. I was going to get on here. Well, no, is that any better? Jennifer, is that any better? No, we got it. We got it. We'll do it that way. Oh, great. Do it my way. I should remain the baby there.

Test one. Test one. Test one. Test one. Right. Uh, bro, he changes colors. Or it should. No, pause. I can't get any. That sounded off. You're going to have to stop it. I'll be back. You glitched it out. Okay. So for those of you not watching us on Facebook, we will continue. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. I got a little tozy. I got a little tozy. Yeah.

Have a bottle. I'm not holding it. You can hold it yourself. Your big boy. That's why I didn't give it to you. That's on you, buddy. Yes. We're having technical difficulties. There we go. Watch your body. Why are we having technical difficulties all of a sudden? Oh, wait. It wouldn't be a Friday night. A podcast if we did. Yeah, let me. There we go. Now it's now it's green. We should have sound.

I don't know. It is a travel. Come with me to the dark side. Come with me to the dark side. A world of ocean violations. Really? Yes, apparently the pussy wanted to get wet. We don't have any yet. What? Any viewers? You got to send back out. I apologize. Something happened. Yeah. Yeah. WTF part two. We have sound.

Okay. World of ocean violation. I know. It's green. So when it's red, it's bad. Yeah, apparently. Red is bad. Green is good. Which one is again? Okay, then. So for those of you on Facebook that missed us because we had no sound. 13,621. We'll catch you up in the slope for the for the slow kids in back. I'll catch you up. 13,621. Play with that. Well, it's better than him playing with my there. Have another. Don't spill it on my computer. Going to pussy to play with. He's a boy. You can play with a pussy. There's a camp right behind him.

It killed it. Probably. Okay. So yeah, we haven't set up then to go through this. Okay. I didn't realize. The next time you decide. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And then. Would you? Yes, here. Remember me in this shit. All right, so. In a way. Yeah, what a hell of a. What what a hell of. Oh. Brain. Brain part. This brain part too. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

Fucking shit happened. So we're not doing. We're not doing a class of Florida. We're not kind of a. Quick show tonight. No, not really. How much spice in the past couple of days? Too much spice and not enough. Nice. Yeah, my stomach is just kind of. I ordered some really, really strong gasex. So. Let me hear tomorrow. Okay, but I'll have to take. I will have to probably go home and. It's a mom tonight. I do need to. Save peace to Chuck Norris over here. I haven't gotten that far yet. Yes, there. Yes. Hello, Jennifer.

Welcome back. Sorry. We had an issue. I blame Kelly. Yeah, whatever. So. So the mayor may not know the. Legend that Chuck Norris passed away today. I don't have it. Honestly, I hate to say it's too soon for Chuck Norris joke. Um, usually deaths are. Deaths of celebrities are instant joke. There is no too soon. I haven't found any good ones yet. Um, that's what that I had to work today. So. I got very limited information while I was at work. So. I is running the shit show tonight. And we're going to do something. Different. You hosting is different. I know that too. But.

This story actually. When did this happen? On the 19th of this month. Yeah, but this. This actually makes you. Wonder. And. And now everybody's fucking blowing me up. So who are you making road trip tomorrow? Yes, though. We're making a road trip tomorrow. If you're watching. I know he will be probably. So I'm just throwing it out there. He's going to see it. I'm going to walk to the damn bank. Now my issue is slow. I can't help you with that. That's all you know. I know he's a friend of mine. He's. Oh, that was my foot. You didn't need that. The other.

Well, fine. Fuck y'all. So. I know I'm salty today. You can't be a salty fucking. Sandra. So anyway. This story makes you think. Have you ever. How many people here? Who's donated stuff before? I. Okay, but like, like, you know, like right across or. Goodwill. Goodwill. I think I donated literally some. Arkshit. Like, come once again. Okay. This. This makes you wonder. Okay. Now I am all for charitable organizations. If they do what they say they're going. They're. They're going to. Yeah. They'll put in my self. I will grant donate my stuff to a. Local homeless shelter.

Everyone just ignore the screaming in the background, that was my child. But you know what? I'm what I'm seeing all like. See how that houses. That say they always. Yeah, stuff like that. Agreed. I work to the halfway house. Yes, they do how the fuck ever they are on particularly picky. People who just got out of Britain on the fucking sand. Okay. So this might be funny as hell though. Wouldn't it? Like I said, this just this was written on the 19th. I'm not exactly sure when this happened. But we've all donated something before. Whether it be a red cross, goodwill. Right? And you expect that stuff to be put out for local people that need it.

Collect. You know, those should go right into that store where it was dropped off. One would safely assume. Like goodwill does. That's why the better things. You want to stop it for get to get pretty good. These and close for like nothing. You want to go towards the inner cities. Yeah. Okay. So. So. We've all donated something before. We know what those little fucking apple air tags are. Correct. Yes. Most of them. You might. I've never seen it. Yeah. Modernly priced cheaply tracking device. You want to retry all that statement again. Modernly priced cheap tracking devices.

Because it's apple. So they probably charge you $5 more than what it's really worth. Because it's apple. They also make tile for Google. Just to cover our basis. They do. Okay. So we know what we know what air tags are. And we've all donated something. But here's a twist. Man donated speakers to the right. Frost and track them with an air tag. First off. I want to say something. Regardless of how this is going to about turn off. Okay. So it's going to stick. You're going to choose right. And let's. I don't know what's going to happen. I don't know the circle. Right. But if I'm going to go buy these motherfucking shoes. They're in there. And you're wrecking me. I'm going to be. Well, I'm going to.

I'm going to assume that people that. I'm assuming that the people put that in there. It doesn't say. But I'm going to put it in there. What they would be found fairly easy once you stuck your foot at that. Okay. Let's just let the. Thing is, someone's about to lose their shit. Okay. Okay. Here we go. What. And I love this guy's name. He's a German influencer. And he goes by. No. There's probably no. It's. Thank you. It's like beyond it. It's called me. Oh. Okay. So. Drop their sneakers into a red floss donation bin. And Starnberg Bavaria.

Okay. So he wasn't. Yeah. The country. Yeah. He's in a total different country. But. What was the place with Red Cross? The area. Red Cross can go literally. Let me finish. Sorry. No. We don't want to. He dropped a pair of sneakers into a red floss donation bin in Bavaria. So. He secretly hidden something inside them. An Apple air tag tracking device. Okay. What followed was a revealing cross European journey that raised serious questions about how charitable donations are really handled. No. This one. I'm going to fight on because Red Cross. You can donate to one place and they'll ship it out to people in Africa. Right. I understand that. But. This.

This article. It just. It made me go. What the fuck? Okay. Okay. Shoes traveled over 800 kilometers before ending up on sale at a market in Bosnia. At a market. Okay. Maybe a little bit. Not at. Not at a Red Cross store. Not at. But they ended up for sale in Bosnia. And I'm not even not even going to try to pronounce the fucking city. Thank you. Exposing a side of international charity logistics that most donors never seen. To be fair. Okay. Here's the problem that we're also not seeing that could also be a potential though. So you still. You go over there and you. You found these nice pair of Air Force ones.

Those little ones I can remember. I've got my head right. Overpriced. Yes. Now, fucking point. Can you find them? I want our goodwill for five fucking dollars. Oh, fuck it up with a volume. Now. Since most parts like they're basically brand fucking new. You're going to turn around and scope that bitch and put it on like Facebook or. Maybe. And get. Any time. Well, no. Okay. But I. I can. As I go. I can understand too. We're talking about. A Red Cross donation. Then. That Red Cross came and collected it. And then they ended up in a market. It's somewhere for sale. Not a Red Cross. Not a. Well, we don't know where. It. It. It. It.

It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. No, Define. It. Define. Define. It. Define. Well, I understand that. Next hand. Can I wrap up? Take. You think apples find me. Application. He tracked the sneakers. After placing them in a German Red Cross container. The route turns out. It. From their starting point near Junior. The journey took several weeks with real-time location direct. It up, up and throughout the entire ship. You can ship. Once the air tag settled, signals settled to Bosnia.

Both traveled there himself to a bus ticket. I was going to wonder how the fuck you found out. He located the sneakers in a local market where they're priced at around 10 euros. It brought them back and spoke with the vendor. The seller acknowledged that the goods came from Germany but denied any charitable origin, describing them as, quote, standard secondhand merchandise acquired through commercial trade. Okay. The vendor made no connection with the students and any donation program. That's quite a lot. Yeah, well. In this situation, there's a lot of things that could have happened. And we got to take them to a count because they saw us back in the truck. That's probably what it was.

But I was talking about how do we know that Ben was legit? I know. I mean, especially because if you look at nowadays, it's not going to play back. Yeah. Thank you. Anyway. No, that's what got you that. Not that long. I mean, we're both fixed now. I probably want nothing else. He's not going to play. You're about that far. Hi, Fanger, Ben. Oh, that's where you bet. You bet. Almost. Alright. Okay. All right. Yeah. So. This experiment demonstrates just how powerful consumer tracking technology has become. Yeah. Okay. Because we don't know where this fell off that. Yeah, it could have been that that whole bed was fraud

Oh, I think she think though because like I don't go into the right cross never Oh, yeah, okay, so I don't need it to goodwill and I've seen my shit going right on on the shelves I think we all have I'm gonna skip the thing about the tracking technology The entire investigation was documented and shared on social media Quickly attracting widespread attempts and triggering a formal response from the German Red Cross There we go after Moe published his findings the German Red Cross issued a detailed statement The organization Donated items follow several different pathways depending on condition See the null suitability and local demand Not every donated piece of clothing can be directly handed to someone in need

What it says right there? It's not every donated piece of clothing can be directly handed to someone in need the charity Outline to the main routes that donated goods typically take direct distribution to individuals and families facing hardships That's the fucking point Sale through charity shops to fund humanitarian organizations Goodwill I got it export to international markets with specific demand for secondhand goods No, no, no Transferred to textile recycling partners for processing If it's that I can see that it was eventually with self-sturched. Yeah, I can see it The Red Cross emphasized that revenue from selling donated items funds a wide variety of a wide range of products from disaster relief to community support programs

This commercial dimension of charity work according to the organization both legal and standard practice across the sector I have no immediate local use can generate more value by entering international secondhand supply chains You see why I put this one Because the first you're right. Yeah, all fair, but now as I'm reading this in Because the seller is like a street vendor, right? Yeah, but the street vendor is gonna take it It's not like it's you're going into goodwill hell. He got it for free He's like Yes, they pay their employees a certain portion of what they know

Whatever But then what they do is they donate they give a certain portion a bill He was talking about there Yes, that's drink bitch. Yes, we are taking a road trip But um, but it's like I can donate the rush to this 35% of whatever this income is based on this To this organization That is the whole point where you do a second-hand vendor that's gonna happen great So there we go you just lost everything pretty much So here we go Okay, so we did okay And and this right here despite the red cross's explanation the public reaction was sharp many donors felt donors felt

The widespread assumption that had been that donated clothes go directly to people and local need Not to oversee market sales You know how creepy this to make eye contact with a great day in the dark Especially when a she's black as hell And you can't see the out the white surprise just staring at you like oh my god This gap between donor expectation An operational reality The genuine public relations crisis for the charity Comments flooded social media questioning whether the donations of goods or money were being handled responsibly The incident forced a broader conversation About communication between charities and their supporters Organizers like the red cross operate completely inter complex International logistics network But these systems are rarely explained to the public

The result is a trust deficit Experiment experiments like most tend to expose dramatically That is just like when you think of a bank you think of bank. It should be per people, right? Yeah, it is not Say I Of everything you do with a bank is now considered AI So if you think oh a person's going to review this And rethink about some of these choices. No They're not That is what's going to do it and the bot is no more than shit. Oh My god, I don't know Because So now it's not an authorized user under cart correct correct You love her use your card at some points. I'm assuming You decide fucking fuck you. I would claim those as well. We find out that it's under her name The bus automatically takes off

We can't get that money back That's what If I was a merchant, I'd be pissed first off Because now we took money from you The sweet take money from the merchant pay that back. Right And no, most air tag investigation is not an isolated Of donors less to name where their contributions end up So There's a story on the diaper, okay Um About this girl donating food. It's just slid it in slid and airtling in there and end up being on a on a shelf being sold So like And see I like this though and and you know I Europe I'm telling you they got their shit a hell of a lot more straighter than we do

Where Across Europe there is increasing pressure on charitable organizations To provide clearer more detailed account of how donated items are processed Some advocacy groups now pushed for the mandatory to slow the splendor of donation handling practices Including any commercial resale or Still Instribution allow um involved. Oh I'm all for it Basically checks the balance. Where's my shit going But I want to jump to what said a couple minutes About how Europe has their There's a lot of these Europe's behind on I know, but they're also more advanced on a lot of shit than us But their food's healthier

I mean they need to re-evaluate how they fucking push shit Because who the hell is eating beans on toast not value in life Have no desire to eat beans on toast, but like Toast But like they said yeah, if you're if you're having like back pain You get we get some of the stronger payments. They don't believe in that over there. You get tired of So that would affect people who get Forstrived medical We can take the best of both you can buy them. We're good, but that's not gonna No Because Half of our prescriptions from another country I know you go past mechstone get them dirt fucking cheap. Let's start the right for it if they're the real prescriptions anyway That's what you gotta find someone who goes to Mexico every six months. I know I've been watching seized at the border

I'm getting pretty versed in what you can and cannot come across the border with when it comes to medication Just saying But I'm not gonna I'm not gonna get my I'm not gonna get my passport to cross the border for I'm in a legal immigrants Well, you're Mexican anyway So here we go Behind charity operations are generally complex wanting large-scale humanitarian logistics requires significant funding I don't know and not all that funding comes from the right donations Items to tap is locally often find their highest value in export markets We're second-handers are in strong demand This model allows charities to convert surplus donations into cash that's broader humanitarian programs

I've been open and honest about it I think would be better than Fuck you. This is what's gonna happen because Honestly, wasn't Wasn't it isn't it We're across this whole model you donate and we give it to people in need I don't know Yeah, I don't mind Okay, here we go however And that you just said this However the problem lies and how rarely this indicated clearly Most will drop in the back and close into a donation bin Make sure a neighbor benefiting from their generosity They do not picture a cross-border commercial transaction Evolving intermediates transit countries and open-air markets thousands of floppers away That disconnect rather than their practice itself is what generates the strongest backlash

Which makes sense because you're not right what the thing is people I'm gonna this is gonna be a generational attack here Back then believes in what someone would say That has always been the thing You always trust I'm from the government. I'm here to help They would believe it. The government would never lie to you Or back then you're probably right. Epstein didn't kill himself But okay, but now you have people questioning all three things Why do we? Why are we Well, I get it. I get it and I think it's good to ask questions Just like That's anything They want you to take a loss on some of these items

Why because they have insurance quotas to meet through the back or through FD FDIC FDIC thank you Which right there? Who's telling people that nobody They think they're automatically they're taking a loss because it's truly fraud. No I don't care if it is or isn't Right there Every step of this has been a lot They don't want to tell you what The truth they want to be like oh, I'm gonna check it out and I'm gonna make it look nice So that way it gets through That is that's the way it happens It's like presidential elections Did anybody else realize that When a sugar coat is fucking probably asked you know With a clover we ain't gonna call that though I feel like the greatest president of all time Probably he doesn't look like a fucking person. See though. Go ahead

Your daughter's gone proud I Wish you probably hit it and turned it up. Oh I thought maybe there's a spider or something oh How now cuz if it was a spider he would run out and I know you gotta go help I know better. I know my husband All right, so I Industry observers suggest that charities need to quote modernize their communication strategies Well Fighting donors with simple honest explanations of the different pathways their donations might follow Would go a long way rebuilding their confidence Yeah, okay Some organizations have already started publishing more detail the impact report

including Data on what percentage of donations our fair recital the orchids I lost Kelly And I Know there was not there when you guys So you guys walked in oh I don't Was it in your bra In your bra And a ring apparently Yes, a little ring deer

I believe that was over there and I was like I I don't know I was over there when I tripped over nod his It's no mine I can go and do that Not mine. It's don't even to fit Oh, that looks like a little kid ring or somebody would really And tell you it's not gonna fit her fingers and probably fit yours, but you know it's not yours. I know it's not mine That is relatively fuck tight actually I One So Give it to your midget front

So here we go moe's experiment ultimately served a constructive By using an apple air tag to track donate speakers Across five countries It's part public benefits both donors and charities Donors gain the information they need to make truly informed choices Charities gain an opportunity to explain their operations honestly and build more resilient relationships with support Okay, let's it's not gonna change anything you want to know what they're gonna start doing They're gonna start checking for items with the airtakes. Yep They don't change shit. I know Uh, transparency share the looking is not a threat to organizations It's a foundation on which last donor confidence is piled The speakers reach Bosnia, but the real journey was towards a more open and accountable

chair of the sections Well, I can drink I'm calling it because that was lucky You're just jealous because I'm starting to speak fluently. I've been hanging around you too much Like I said, it was a short one, but I read that and I'm just like You know what? Let's let's bring it to the table Show the space. Yeah, and I literally didn't discuss it So that always strikes up that debate though But what they're gonna do we're gonna change shit They're gonna say oh, yeah, we changed in this year. We are motto But guess what Every We'll always keep going back because it makes them money

They don't care about what their employees go Don't give a fuck what people go through as soon as they continue to get I know that all too. Well, how do you think I was like Bayzo Diamond That is his name Yeah If you want us would you put some of these cyber trucks out on the road You can't get them wet without putting them in wet mode If you don't put it in wet mode, you know, find a battery and kill the machine It is on what

$16,000 piece of equipment For it's a no on you I don't know thing about I heard you're supposedly bulletproof People that take it out see it work And like Like I forgot I think it's like diesel something on YouTube Okay, he compared a four I'm oh god the cyber truck this is how it would work And apparently Tesla gave him the cyber truck for free my ass first But he's like it's apparently it's bulletproof. It's really tempered glass extremely tempered But it's not bulletproof first off The test of that there But the frame and the Defenders were plastic

When he was like no, it's not plastic. It's it's hard metal. Well, you're an idiot first Because you're making these things. You don't know what you're fucking making But shut up But if you get water In between the seal Of door Fuck matter. Yeah, I've heard. I've heard that Started to overheat People that pay eight dollars for a bottle of smart water Figure that one out Not said So I'm sitting here like Well, you also have people Hopefully and willing to spend For sixteen thousand dollars and only fans my guy

Yeah I've seen it man. I am never been that desperate I want to count the balls We can't pay for sure But if you put it out and has a two dollar subscription To you crash it out on that Because you can order Anyone in the girlfriend. Oh They Fucking money for that girlfriend experience Oh, this sounds weird. Why would do an only fans and just it's how you how fuck is stupid you Like really gonna do you goddamn right I still want to be like that one chicken arts in a bottle and sells our farts What's 30 bath water

There are So you got nasty Used underwear for 250 bucks a shot But you have to wear this you just asked underwear for like three days You wouldn't mess up wearing a pair of underwear for three days to sell it for Actually make it custom where they pay a little bit more Would you So close that shit wear her this underwear for like a week fucking straight And he paid almost seven hundred dollars for it These are the people that should not have adult money I can't That is a fucking problem Are you with These are the people that should not have been off mama's take At all

So they should have been swallowed Damn right Sorry No Yeah Just like my friend showed me an article that in the United States they are starting to ban They did it for teens Okay about the gender transform in gender transformation surgery Whatever they did it for teens they blocked it we did that They're now in certain states allowed to do it for adults It's a block it yep I can't believe that if again the year comes that whole factor your fucking money you do what you want

I'm sorry This also comes to the whole abortion situation if they have the money left fucking do it Yeah, that's her money. Why do you care But technically if they're paying for it But are you okay now you just opened up a hole where does it when does a life become a life What does it matter sir? It's her choice But If the child doesn't the crotch goblin have a choice Just After Well, 15 weeks. Yeah Like I said, you've got it where you can throw that line Between bags of cells and actual human being That goes but

Okay, then let's how about this Then If a woman gets pregnant And Wants to have an abortion Okay Instead of getting her the choice when she wants the abortion Why not ask the guy that got her pregnant if he wants to take the kid Why does the payment get outside what she does with that fucking kid when it takes two And I agree with that one I agree with it too. I think you should have Oh Women doesn't want it Incesses the problem You have rape victims You're not gonna have a rape a rape A rapist, you know, that's rampant because then hey, they find out that she's raped Yes, she's got fucking down

But you have this situation In certain situations I can justify it Well, if it is you know Girls just mad at her boyfriend because of what xy and z they break up and oh shit. She's pregnant. I'm gonna term It's one extent. I agree in that situation. What needs to be on him too Are you good with it her term when anybody if not? Are you willing? Definitely to take the baby and not charge her child's part Oh, no wait, because if she keeps the kid She can take his ass for child support and that goes the same fucking way Keeps the baby don't come after her and let's eat just okay go somewhere else You're lying you're loud We love you. I love you, baby

Let's go by daddy I'm drunk on dad's laugh Don't be a dad's laugh. Where's daddy? Not the dog dad. I mean, I know they look about the same sometimes Oh wait, he shaved but that's it but so we we have In that situation where the Go both ways now if you didn't know you were And you didn't have that option If I didn't know I was pregnant and tell us those 12 weeks without thing A monkey the monkey that thing The monkey Navi are just as one monkey but yeah Okay, the monkey too Yeah, he wasn't in both of us actually you want the Yeah, it's possible Just like dad But exactly the situation

Yeah, you can't There's so many variables to make it happen but at the same time If they have the money or it is medically necessary Let it go stop using all there's Us No, but we don't if they want to do it They make they take the box glasses Right, but I mean, I'm just saying give me them if daddy chance if Yes, or if you don't know the dead baby daddy and you still want to keep the baby that's Okay, that's where the trial support we come in and there's so no the baby daddy I think it's Florida I think I sent it to you or on Facebook where No, it's I can't even prepare for lovers Hi, I was there is a state where a lawmaker is trying to put it in the box

That if you kill a family if you kill the parents Of a family from drunk drive like if I was to drive drunk And I took out For you or Paul I'm trying to make it so I would have to make child support for the kids and Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes I'm off for that because at least you know the kids are taking care of they've got Whatever sucks stuff for you because you got you made the fucking decision But I am 100% I would be up for that. Oh, I don't have now You also have to think about A lot of these laws that they are passing The death to a sex thunder Florida Alabama One of the two And a few I say that yeah, but it's just children over under under 12

It should be 15 and under I think it should go From legal age of child so Little sit to 17 Thing is they don't want to do that because you've got a lot of fun You have kids pretending to be ages that they're not Online well, if we have the problem that all the bros hormones who put the food where the kids are developing Earlier and younger. I noticed it when my daughter was in eighth grade I seen her walking home with some kids. I asked her she's like Walking home in high school students again. They're my classmates I Really My daughter's highly developed in the middle school like that. Yes, I Crowley. I don't like it

When you have to try and have her stand up to sort of first off Clothing for little kids a fuck stop. Oh gone Call me and call if you Excuse Your arms down and it your skirt is shorter than your length. You're like hell no That's what Paul was yelling at my daughter and he goes I feel gross telling her that because I feel like I have That I'm looking at your daughter's away, and I'm like What's there's not? He's something that is Yeah Wouldn't close me down there's all leg like my daughter everything looks toward on her But the thing is now it states that way fucking works. Oh, yeah Because they've got You know, I've stopped in Torrance. You know that I bought a brown shirt. I think it was This one tank top right

Well Yeah It goes to midwest. I'm sorry. I'm a bigger girl. No Well, where in the Let's go down the street does Yeah, actually Just saying I can't justify all fit don't stuff 35 pounds of flour into a six pound dupe top It don't look flattering I used to use that shit as a bro Just saying Everything is so fast fast backwards right now Okay, for what Or what I'm telling you I've been saying this for past couple of decades

We need to remove the warning labels for six months and let fucking power one fake straight and shit out Hard just saying I wonder if super glue works on that's different here That's super glue works on lips You know Frillin glue works for hair There's time I can't get your attic There's blood on take under your toilet Um Yeah, got in handy up in the attic Uh, what else there's like jelly film stuff in your Yeah And how you how the inside looks yeah yeah

Yeah, don't realize how dumb I know And it just gets They have colored for gift ships on old houses Oh I remember we only had colored toilet paper Yeah Oh, colored toilet paper I'm sorry. I'm not wiping and then have realized my ass just turned green. What the hell no? It was not it would not turn your it wasn't the die Northern did it I don't know that colored dad my can't say shit They had light blue and pink and green they had yellow and I would eat one eat one and honestly But I'm not frankly each one had a Little girl on it

And a little boy on it and I run it Yeah Yeah, because one was way one was Yeah, and the toilet paper was tober taller. I don't remember that Well, yeah, you're young You know Did the colors mean something Like we had the colored ketchup remember the green the purple Oh, yeah, the color turned into ketchup. Yeah, I think

But the thing is they never did anything you were just fun All right, let's just settle this debate Tricks are for kids, right? Hold There we go. They were not changed. There we go. Like the other obstacles like that Yeah So far the paper was colored too And it's funny they put the black girl on blue They put the oriental looking girl on green And one girl Whiteish girls on pink and the other whiteish girl is on yellow Yeah, I am not saying I Well, this is back I'm looking to see one it Well, it was earlier than that

Cool 70s It's late 70s early 80s. I remember the girl and it had a light powdered scent to it So the colors were different Oh, here we go guys, send your phone remover You know how bad that shit hurts. Yes, I know. I didn't just to see if it was actually hot I didn't understand it is your fault Because my dad would literally light a cigarette that way and I'm like is it hot? There goes no They go it's not hot at all. Oh, so your dad said what Go ahead and touch it. I fucking learned real quick Don't ever trust that. No, my dad is dead

That's Wells down to is what you brought up is a people Trust other people and they shouldn't all believe everything on the internet web That's just like saying oh, this person is perfect In reality, they're hiding some type of secret. We all know it Everybody's got a body or two in their closet Oh Have one that's missing Someone's got it. I don't know where it is I I don't know. I have no fucking do that thing. It's I don't think I want to know I was glad that you could have it now. It changed from the cross I Just want to know whoever has that

biodegradable dildo If you make that the snap picture and send it to us. I don't know if it turns anything green I'm nasty there That's gonna read your I'm knitting a one of the two That's like that The space was real. I don't know Oh, whatever The guy goes wait to tell these women we leave green goo once a month. I'm like so far Yes, I am So It is time for my to give my little shit to bed Have a great

As long as Kelly doesn't cancel us well, I'd be over in our place so the chances of me can sling are probably So have a great weekend everybody don't take any Oh I don't know I smell the alcohol I'm gonna be that guy No, no, no, no Oh What's that That's not bad

Hi Have a great weekend everybody we'll see you next week Send help You want to put it through an aqua filter It's no bad I Yeah, it's not

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