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One of you can see what's happening inside your body. Pre-novos, whole body scans screens for hundreds of conditions, including many solid tumors as early as stage 1, all in under an hour. And now, you can go beyond imaging with 80 plus blood biomarkers that help complete the picture. This Labor Day, save $300 off your scan when you book at pre-novo.com. That's P-R-E-N-U-V-O.com. Save $300 now to September 8th at pre-novo.com. Terms and conditions apply. People say, I got you all the time. Dad say to their kids the first time they ride a bike. Friends say to other friends when they buy them lunch, it's a good thing when someone's got you. It's especially good when someone's got you with important things like your health, and that's where we share this got you. We got you with a massive nationwide network of over a million doctors, which means you can likely keep your current doctor you know and trust. We got you with affordable prices that can save individuals of the $5,000 annually compared to traditional insurance and save families even more.
And we've got you with over 68,000 CVS care mark pharmacies across the country. If you're tired of overpriced health insurance bills, come visit us at WeShareHealth.org or call 1-888-WeShare. Other smart Americans are making the switch every day. In a world filled with companies that cost you, it's nice to have one that's got you. WeShareHealth. We got you. Presented by T-Mobile, the official wireless partner of Odyssey Sports. With an awesome network and great savings, there's never been a better time to join T-Mobile. Visit your neighborhood store to make the switch today. The Rise Guys Morning Show! Okay, what's worse than uh two-girls seasoning? Okay, what's worse than uh two-girls seasoning? Two-girls seasoning. Two-girls seasoning. two-girls seasoning
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I said never before. I only dance and do karaoke on vacation. You know, Ireland? No, let's not say Ireland. Ireland has bad terms now. You know, bad. Really? He's me bad juju. I hope that's not offensive. I'm sorry. I was talking about the great ball player. You see. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, it was you who walk in. Go ahead and invest. Push it right for me. Go ahead and get her and Sarah Strongboast. Go ahead and just back it up. Get it. Back it up. Yeah. Get it. She's some hockey ass dog too. Right. Well, that was fun. You're fun. How about that? Okay. It was a little awkward. This is awkward. Um, awkward? I wanted to have fun with it too. The awkwardness, you know, sometimes like here's, I'll be very, very honest with everyone listening right now. When it comes to our job, our ball's, uh, Mark Hendrix is never saying like, hey, I
want you to talk about this tomorrow. I want you to, uh, now there was one time where there was a major real life, not real life, but like a major headlines kind of, uh, controversy going on years ago, politically stuff. And he's like, you guys need to talk about that on the show today. I was like, I don't know what to say yet, be honest with you. Like, I'm, and I need to, I need to absorb what I saw. He was listening and he was disappointed. Yeah. Yeah. So we, we never get, you know, eat it like, hey, I want you to. Talk about this tomorrow. All right. I need you to go in and do this. Uh, you had to break it. We don't get to break it anymore. No. It's doesn't happen until now. Until now. So, fat boy, let me ask you this page as well. Yes, sir. This is open to everyone who hears this.
It's just on them to come to Greenville. Yes. I assume, but, uh, I mean, you can't, but they're not going to ask you like, hey, how'd you hear about this? Yeah. I don't know if anybody else, they should have asked. I don't know if they asked that question, but it's a pertinent question. It's for the last name. I would assume that they said it's open. Their last name is WTBT. Oh, that's true. I assume it's all good for everybody. I would think so. Okay. But, you know, you can't just go. You want to do dramatic music? Yeah. You want to do any music? Well, I don't have it. I don't have it. You know, in the future, I have, I think you could get neurolink and then get Chris Evans to hook it up to the board. And you could just think, think the songs. Think it forward. Like, stop what you're doing. Because what we're about to tell you, you're not going to believe.
Ladies and gentlemen, shine down. Not as shine down tribute, man. Not some guy who looks like Brent Smith, the actual shine down. I'm talking about Brent Smith, Zach Myers. And they're coming to Greenville. But here's the thing. Not for a concert. It's for something you may not have seen before. Thursday night, October 8th. The anniversary of my father's passing. Oh, that's right. They wanted to do something special in honor of my father's. So, inside the Foundry at Judson Mill, Brent and Zach will take the stage for an exclusive, private acoustic performance. Look at that. Acoustic, up close. I'm getting vibes of Nirvana unplugged. I'm not comparing the two bands, but I'm saying like that kind of unplugged.
We're all just in a listening room kind of thing. Not a giant arena. No, and you got the guts of shine down too. Right. You've got the... Well, that's not really nice. Yeah, because we don't have any. We don't bury too. I would say the... They didn't want to go, so... I'd say the heart and soul. He said it ill with it. Not the whole body, but the heart and soul. Brent and Zach said we'll go. The other one said not staying home. But here's the thing. It's not going to be you and 20,000 other people. It's just... Oh, that's horrible. Brent is just... Is it Zach or Zach? Because he does do it with the H. And I always ask people to spend it with the H. Is it Zach? Zach. No. Like a thong with an H. Just Brent, just Zach, and just you. And a small number of people who also manage to get in. Here's the crazy part. You know the crazy part? I know the crazy part. I know the crazy part. You came by ticket. Nope. Kedna.
Tickets are not available for this one. I don't care how much money you have, Jeremy Clements. Don't just show up. I don't care how much money you have. Kegarner. I don't care how much money you have. You don't have... It's your money, it's your money. No good. Okay, air how much? Because there is no box office. There's no ticket master. No stub-up. There's no, I know a guy. Also, none of my family members reach out to me and ask. But because I can't. I can't hook you up. The only way he in is to win you way in. Yeah, yeah. The only way you eat it. It was a head count, too. So it's limited. Yeah. And we're going to have a guy there named Marshall that was in a fire. Oh, you know. He's going to... He's going to all in a way he is a fire marshal and he's gonna be counting heads. Yeah, and if we have too many It was a bad fire too. He looks like sloth a little bit. He does He if he puts on a fedora people call him Freddie So watch out for now, but he is he's our friend and he's he's fire marshal But you'll be there too, but it's Brent Smith Zach Myers acoustic one night one room
Very intimate crown Little over a month away. Yes, it is. So there better be some winning going on pretty quick. You better be listening because very soon We're gonna tell you how To get your way into the shine down throw down I'm excited. I can't even go if I wanted to that's how exclusive it is. I didn't win. I can't win They made us do a pre video welcoming everyone there that night, but we're not even gonna be there Yep, there's there's too many people and I said you know what I'd rather listen to be able to Room for us Well literally us. Yep, I Made so we're giving up our spots for other people Which is very noble between very not my broad shoulders fat boys gut pages boobs. We're like six people really are Yeah, we can't be taking up that much space. I we're like five and a half and pages like the half page Think she's gonna go, but she can't go either. I can't go on. It's limited. You got a win. You can't win
You can FaceTime there. You could face time shot into That's a test for you guys gonna live streaming no, no can't do it. Nope. It's private. It's just positive exclusive just for you and I think I Think you'll be able to that's a good question. I have to find out can you bring in cell phones because a lot of times when they do those things They're afraid you're gonna record them and run them. I don't know. I'll find out text mark right now Would you let him or four four? He's old. I don't know if I let him what take your phone in well, that's like a Dave ship hell thing to do I don't know if Who do you afraid of if that's one of their rule? I mean there there are a lot of times they don't want Diet they want to be able to monetize it themselves. I think is why they yeah Hey, do you know if people can take in their cell phones to the shine down throat out? Don't want these streams getting out illegal streams. Yeah, yeah, so that is
Again, let me tell you the date again October 8th You know when I saw that I was so excited Plus what if Brent wants to a single the shirt off he might not want that broadcast That's not intimidating. Yeah, he's in good shape. What if that shows that with route shows up without bridges He could yeah, I doubt it Chris really does it to play drums, so why can't does that from shine down to it? Boy, wait, he at least he wears a neck tie like good at that Got to be formal somewhere business up top party downstairs I told him make what where does underwear some much I'm gonna start doing it if he does Seven o'clock the doors will open the show starts at eight and There's and also God, I don't know the answer to that question We need Hendrix to be in here on these big press release days I don't know why he doesn't want to suck up the moment and just come here. This question says what if you win? One of you can see what's happening inside your body Pre-new vows whole body scams screens for hundreds of conditions Including many solid tumors as early as stage one all in under an hour and now you can go beyond imaging
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That's a good question. I like I think maybe he's saying hey, I want to win these and resell them I don't know I don't know I think you can hear me winner maybe it's a PDF and you can't Trust you're better than let no, I don't think they're pedophiles page. Oh there If you see PDF it likely doesn't mean a weird kind of attachment it might mean pedophile Chomo's not a Chulo same with recipe it's It's With the called Chomo Lestres you Every morning It's my right now I'm making yourself happy I'm sure you remember this spit mm-hmm. It's gonna be a remix No, it's not This was the first compilation see the very low
I mean I'm not complaining or saying it needs to be louder. I Don't dislike this song. No, it's a good little quirky band there quirky quirky It's uh, I guess that's a like a new way to zone. No, it's quirky. Sorry I think Chris Burke shout out who just had a birthday. Itty really he didn't do him in the birthdays Yeah, oh, we did it. We did happy birthday. I don't think anybody got it right but That was the good to you saw somebody with that you know condition. It's a quirky. I Don't know that I would do that not now because you know nobody knows the show now But right there was a time when life goes on was a massive show. I never watched it Well, yeah, back when there was only a handful of choices a lot of those shows were only popular for that very reason and People will get excited about TV Like do you really think a show? I mean I could be wrong because I have this great
Not hate this dane is the way I always say for the show mash Why I don't You know like Hawkeye or I don't know what that The song The song is is me like going into it. It's about war But it's the funny side of war. Ha ha hot lips. We got a trans vestite or whatever you would say back then I think that's why they would what was his name. That was a radar was No, Jamie Farve was his real name. I don't know his character name. Anyway, Clinger. I see That's a Who was Hawkeye's buddy who's also the dad from Providence? If you get his name I don't know he was good Robbins would that show if it were out now amongst all the competition Would it not be a
Like a not a flop but not what it was to what history is now because there was only three Choices sometimes if you lived in Was was it Asheville or It was the actual area where they they didn't get channel four they don't get seven and thirteen Whereas the Grateful we were able to get all three and then hey, what's up? There comes channel 21 Fox Carolina. Yeah, then the farther you went up 85 you guys from Charlotte. Yeah, yeah Yeah, there's too much now too many shows to watch so That's why I say that All that you know like nowadays. It's all man. This this album or this tour is made more money than any other tour That's because everything's so much more expensive until when I spent more own groceries Last year that I have in my whole life where you're fat as hell there probably no Stuff just more expensive. I'll try to survive if you eat quality real food. You're gonna spend more money
That's fact. So that's why I pat us all out pat fat boy fat boy pat her page pat me or vice versa whatever you want to my love toucher is that This is a this is a a compliment to you listening right now is that Back in the day when we started out in 03 like we were 11th out of 14 Start now and and that's when you that was the only real choice and then you had 0809 you had Stern leaving the terrestrial going serious and suddenly there's this like anti radio kind of movement or whatever and then the explosion of podcasts So now like you are driving to work or you're at work You're sitting in the school line or whatever and got you have any Choice in the world to listen to whatever too many but but they choose us and that like so I think our ratings today compared to the rating Then are even more substantially important. I mean like we put it out there like that
That's and the fact you listening right now choose that I Prechate it very much and we don't take it for granted hell no no no You got to have that local connection man. Yeah, and look you know Chattanooga Trying to make it somewhat you know for you to To connect shoot we do is up in there, you know good bit I got friends in Cleveland From Chattanooga come coming up here. We love that. Yeah, I think your your baseball cap is one of the coolest ones in Minor league baseball history, you know, yes, who eyeballs. I love fish. So the aquarium The mammoth cave I really do I Just got to figure out like what else to do. I don't know if I've seen the cave He would always like this dude you've seen the mammoth cave. I've only seen videos. I've never been Not is that worth forbidden cabrances If I get to well if I get to life in too much I can't see and if I try this all kind of can't see
That is funny like I mean not funny, but you know If you're a bigger person big Smiling makes you kind of go blind You you can't like I don't want to make you laugh if you're a heavy person if you're driving Well, you want to close you I have for a brief second we might hit some You want to stop laughing when you get going, but you can't right? It's like I just got to let it play itself out and then if somebody sees you doing that from behind They it looks like you're choking so someone comes up It gets three other people to give you the hind like like Like the weasers real son. I was laughing so hard yesterday to me myself It was a bunch of people standing together and you can't see what it says It says quench your eyes and then when you squint your eyes it says do you want a blank? How I'm like I couldn't stop laughing. I wanted to stop laughing, but I couldn't see so there's something There's this this ink. I'm sure young younger people will know this or if you're on take top But there's this this specific ink like a sharpie that they're they're they're making that only people were in medical
Glasses can see And I gotta think they're going hand in hand with like it's probably metas like You know side project or whatever, but I think that's cool as hell. I only know one person that has I'm not going to get him And he already like he already wears glasses if you wear them like in like I feel like everybody around is gonna be paranoid all the time You know, it's a little lot's not on because I I know somebody who's child Got a not child. They're a vage, you know, they're they're they're they're old enough to have but I like Were they old enough to buy them know how to disable the light on it? Oh, that's the thing you put a paper There's some kind of thing to do but anyway, so people would be able to communicate wearing those with this invisible ink I think that's kind of cool. They're there also kind of like a They live kind of where there already videos of people who wear those, you know looking at cheeks cleavage looking at the rest Oh, yeah, you know guys rifle them off just stand at themselves
That's like it's that like the biggest gay narcissists that are paying ever where they were in these though I don't ever see them on their face. I mean, but What do you mean? We're you're saying that people out there. They wear they're they're they're They're metaglasses and they're but they look like regular glasses. Yeah, so you wouldn't know Well, there's like a light right? Yeah on the side but you can there's ways to disable it or like fat boy said probably just put a little piece of tape Is he's gonna be getting all opinion face? I'm gonna go by fellers on the way home to see if they got up here I can just look at yeah, it's kind of inspect them Yeah, just to see if you know, I could point them out If you're staring weirdly at someone then you assume that you're taking pictures of their crotch Because it work. I don't know what the recording life is of the stuff But I guess you can go back and watch it. That's what they got asked me that why you look at me that way I was wearing Ray bands today maybe they thought I was like showing him You're not gonna my balls your pocket you're conducting a meeting sir
Am I not supposed to stare a hole through you? Why are you looking at me that way if I well? I'm you're commanding a room your honor Why command you to stop looking at me that way? I need your eyes right here in this court and his eyes appear get them follow there did this guy point to somebody else So you know that move like what's this guy doing? What's he going over here? Ask him why he's looking at me there see a friend of yours This guy here, you know this guy looking at me that way he keeps staring straight ahead But no for real I'm terribly That was never Wow So you didn't sleep last night on the last night. It's okay. Did you not I like crack this this butch yet you want Crack the budge you want oh no, no, I can't I don't like those dude shotgun it I don't want to be jittery all day like the guys during my wife you to pull a farly either
Crack the butch if you're not using that Joe crack the butch ride the dente is a good one crack the butch yeah, I'm just I'm just kind of run down Sorry, okay I feel like I need a big break I'm gonna get one but I feel like anyone at least to happy. I think he's trying to get a kickcat I need uh My god, if I what if I had a mental health kind of breakdown like I'm screwed Like anybody else could have one but I couldn't have one why cuz I do well. I do a lot of jobs I'm like market be like hey, what are you doing? Was this mental health deal well that right there adds to your mental He's stressed think about that yeah, even when you own vacation you doing the podcast even when you sit you're doing the podcast I know man like it Like I should be making like gobs of money to be honest with you for doing all that You got gobs money. I thought you're making you got a new car. What do you complain about?
He parts like he's a rapper. I know no offense You know what it's like he's getting ready to go in the front of like some kind of like Street car magazine The way he parts it that is a positive message, you know, I should be more appreciative work like a dog to get something you can barely afford But I feel like a woman's gonna be like sitting down twerking in front of it You're gonna look at her shoulder. It's a pretty color long fingernails and stuff. Oh, man. It's pretty color I like it Thank you beautiful Corvette Like the tires I kick it. Oh that green Corvette I saw in town a couple days ago. Shout out to you that the new one big black wing on it It was green. It was loud as fish I'm like because I was looking at what year was it Is it classic it was last week page 2026 no kidding, but I mean that the vehicle I know you're uh you reach your limit of questions through today. No, I want to know if it's
No, the other one because those are nicer Use a lot of them off the air. I'll go to get the flock camera and get that for you right on page Hey, yeah, shout out to the cops. Still abuse in the flock system Oh, so yes Man, do we have to roll right now? Oh, we don't okay good. I want to look at something real quick Somebody told me this and I was like oh, I should look into it, but I haven't yet And I didn't want to mention it for sure. It's not the neighborhood cloud surveillance system is it? That's all one of those no, which like it'd be a private company. Okay So looking at the houses, okay, so this is this is true So this is someone whose brother-in-law told me this that works for a company So ask yourself this who installs the flock cameras? I assume police What do you think? They they contracted it out dish network So if you work for dish network, you might have to go install flock cameras and they say that like though
Obviously you watch the news are not met very kindly so Wow, man, that's a big ask right like I think you should be able to cover your face like the ice soldiers soldiers what Ice please it looks complicated To put the whole thing together. Well, so does putting a satellite on a house or whatever you do Well, you got a measure like the whatever the hell but like this also kind of seems like hey We don't want to get attacked so we'll contract it for you to get attacked That's what I'm saying like third party contractors. It's like you know if you go to a big box Home improvement place and they're like hey we can install that for you for only this amount of money ain't there No, don't you wonder who's monitoring those 24 hours a day if there's like this This mass building where people are watching everything that's happening it is like I guess crazy cops I mean according to the news it's It's all long force cops and you know and I got to say it. I mean if there's somebody who is objective. I point these things out
It seems like a lot of the the kid touching at schools now is by women and not men. I saw another one But the the the the it seems the ones that are used and flocked you don't hear about women going look for oh boyfriends I only heard a one oh you did just one locally. Okay, okay, but you're right down go into their house and Well, you're tracking the boyfriend like all throughout yeah, I think that's because like the women they know they keep up with they know They didn't get to follow them around You know where they are it is such like if you had that access like be honest if you had that access not to go and like it Like if you worked for a pharmacy You know or doctor's office and you you you heard oh so and so lives in this town and you could go look up just say like Well, I wonder what they're on we had that somebody told us right But that's like high that that was what five years ago. Yeah, so that's like highly illegal now But just imagine like back you know you would have looked it up. I would have looked hell yeah, man. There was a
Obviously, I want to see who it is. There was a famous sports owner. There was in the news at the time for Prescription pills and you know this person Message doesn't say I got it the records. Yeah What if you can see what's happening inside your body Pre-newvo's whole body scan screens for hundreds of conditions Including many solid tumors as early as stage one all in under an hour And now you can go beyond imaging with 80 plus blood biomarkers that help complete the picture this labor day Save $300 off your scan when you book at pre-newvo.com That's P re and you V o dot com safe $300 now through September 8th at pre-newvo.com Terms and conditions apply people say I got you all the time Dad say to their kids the first time they ride a bike friends say to other friends when they buy them lunch It's a good thing when someone's got you It's especially good when someone's got you with important things like your health and that's where we share It's got you we got you with a massive nationwide network of over a million doctors
Which means you can likely keep your current doctor you know and trust we got you with the affordable prices that can save individuals Of the $5,000 annually compared to traditional insurance and save families even more And we've got you with over 68,000 CVS care mark pharmacies across the country If you're tired of overpriced health insurance bills come visit us at we share health dot org or call 1-888 we share other smart Americans are making the switch every day In a world filled with companies that cost you it's nice to have one that's got you We share health we got you Presented by T-Mobile the official wireless partner of Odyssey sports with an awesome network and great savings There's never been a better time to join T-Mobile visit your neighborhood store to make the switch today Would you look at that it's time for some of our favorite snapple real facts Real fact 1433 tow wrestling is a competitive sport Real fact 732 the chicken is the closest living relative of the Tranis worth Rex
And real back 1599 a man once ate an entire airplane Yowch did he have any hot sauce? Yeah, so anyways, this has been a refreshing break brought to you by Snapple real T real juice From high school baseball To the men's in CWA college world series To MLB and all the way to the national baseball hall of fame How will you make your mark in MLB the show 26 Available now on PlayStation 5 Xbox Series XS and Nintendo Switch rated E for everyone officially licensed by MLB players in You want to know what they're on make they even knew they kept them in the trunk I mean there's so many things where you can spy on people like air tag and then Flot cameras. It's like there's no privacy anymore Don't think about that you're gonna get away with anything hall unknowns try to tell us face
Yeah, don't don't cheat. That's some more. I'm they hate each other now Yeah, they do they do it's all full circle may do Good man to full circle. They're not coming to town. That's the perfect circle. Don't you yours is That was filthy what his straight out harassment I apologize. Oh, you talking about my whole Like the band page. Yeah, they're not coming to town, but so Down is so When tickets and I'm gonna find out about the cell phone because March response were no cell phone restrictions were discussed But it doesn't say yay or nice. Oh, we will find out for sure on that Mr. Hammer's on that one, but guess what the texture You haven't even won them yet So wait that's that once you win the damn things I know like you're putting the eggs in front of the horse You want in the terms conditions for you and find out if you're gonna be a contest. Oh, oh boy Okay, speaking of cons page. What is up? Yeah, we're gonna talk about who was caught in a tall porn chat room
But Clamsey he didn't do anything wrong I'll tell you all about that next in your eyes guys headlines. What's he doing research? Maybe When does the date line movie come out? I don't know if it is Wow Chris Hanson's got major issues with it. Why he should they're talking about like you know Trailer sold me more than any other trailer. I've seen for a movie in a long time non like Marvel or something He said he was not consulted for any of it really and is considering his legal options So but is that press? You know probably have a way to put him in a bad light I don't know if he gets any points. I mean Robert Patterson plays them. He sounds just like him. He's pretty good You know you just have asked somebody of the condoms in Taco Bell Smith Is that Patterson yeah, he said Patterson I don't you think in advance one patents and from outcast no, I'm thinking of great elephants from Denmark dick hit
I need some help waking up the rice guys That works so why guys wool When news matters it matters where you get your news It's rise guys headlines Good morning everybody And it feels like a fronty donut It does it feels uh my hogs are barking yeah hogs are barking The other half of me is excited. So I like I don't know what to do. Yeah So that's being bipolar I believe yeah really is my polo She's got the first part right my polo remember I said that My dad yeah At little bipolar over there God I wish I could find his review of Willard the Rat movie If I can find somebody that I trust that I can trust to pull stuff off of hard drives without looking for stuff I got a laptop full of Audio for sure clip like of my kid from when she was a little kid on here talking but they're on the MP3 on a
Laptop that doesn't work anymore. Ah, but the stuff on the hard drive, you know, you could be like a goob pick here there No, no, you don't save your good No, I print them out Got to get a good picture that you put the flash drive in the the frame and it shows different pictures I used to do days to have a keychain like that really it showed these little pixelated pictures it would just it was Way early tech must have been when hit clips came out hit it That's a cat Matthew all right. Well the reason will a fortune announcer Jim Thornton willa was suspended Is because someone on a flight saw him in a chat room for people with pedophilic thoughts That's that person how they knew so his story says he was sit there by mistake and did nothing wrong Oh Back in May and he had his laptop open on this flight as we said and he was chatting on a support site for people who have
These thoughts So that's a good site. Yeah Like meaning like help me stop this or help my profile work It's not working you've won a subscription to child porn So did you bring condo? This happened Thornton's lawyer says that he's been Where your parents active and suicide prevention advocacy stop doing impressions of me right now And ever since losing close relative to suicide two years ago So apparently he meant to visit a suicide prevention chat room But was mistakenly sent to the other site Because it has a similar URL You know raw rady wanted done this so he dressed like he would have And so his attorney said he had a mustache he could be ripped Torrent for freaking halfway that he immediately know people get that one left the page when he realized that That's what that was all about and she added that there's no child pornography or
Our other unlawful content on the site and that he was he never viewed Downloaded or consumed any what was the sponge bar sound effect 20 minutes later 20 minutes later he's finally logging off Gross he's logging out and logging on the bathroom But here's the deal while he was on the page a fellow passenger took pictures and showed them to the crew So cops are still waiting for him So with your waiting for me don't get out here say you're saying a hint Don't get on your phone in public yeah Because they got like How many times you'd be it on TikTok Instagram whatever and you've seen Gems Zooming in on people's phones while you know It's the people from the gym that work there But they're zooming in on their fine and they can see what they're looking out on their phone You know the best The best people church do it when they look down at people during church and they're looking at football games watching football
Have you seen the video where the guy gets on the plane and then he immediately puts a poster on the wall This is Wi-Fi password And it's a QR code and then people scan it and it shows you a gorilla flipping you on And the guys back in the plane recording it and then somebody called him like those are the best but they're always recording The it also reminded me of The old days of chat roulette Remember we'd do that live on the radio We don't get around the web cam and so it's said that there was one dude He looked like he was from like Best way to say this is probably like he lived in a jungle But he was but ask neck and just standing there looking at us It's like hi from America. Hey buddy. How do you have internet there? It's the same guy would go to the public library And when somebody gets up from the computer he'll plug his wireless mouse in real quick And he'll sit across the room and mess with their computer. God. He'll type messages on it and That's what we do to People downstairs who we have fun with in the men's room Because we'll go on the Alexa and put on like gangster rap or me so hornier or something
Yeah, well, we used to sit on people's phones But when they were away from their cubicle, we can't do that anymore. No, no you can't booty bump a handset No, this was So this was one of them that has like the thing for your shoulder too like That's the thing you'll play So TMZ posted pictures that got Jim Thornton in trouble and There doesn't appear to be anything Criminating in the conversation but TMZ did note that he was in the chat room for at least 57 minutes kind of money. Okay, so there that's that's hard to defend there Let me come on. It's gonna say if somebody like sent you to a fat boy would always do that when he'd say Or jug what of you maybe both you'd say oh my god You guys see this and you see you know, there's some weird link there and you click on it. It would be like Couple dudes going at it or something. It's probably fat boy jug wouldn't do anything like that I mean wouldn't be three dudes the jugs in it I'm gonna mess with just you know, I don't want you to be asked about that. It's next presser. I know he's down there
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