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08/11/26 The Certified Torta Pounders! 🥪😍 | Brown Bag Mornings

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The squad attempts to mediate a chaotic Homie Helpline for the "Certified Torta Pounders" to find the most diabolical fantasy football punishment, ranging from 24-hour Denny’s lockdowns to fake pregnancy bellies at the bar. 🤰🥞 Between the league drama, the crew roasts Drake for barking like a "good boy" on a date and reacts to the terrifying story of an Arkansas player practicing with a venomous snake in his helmet! 🐶🐍

[Edited by @iamdyre 🙂‍↕️]

Chapters

(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local

(4:28) Chisme

(9:04) Petty Police

(13:59) Scrolling

(17:35) The Weather W/ Concrete!

(19:29) Homie Helpline

(43:59) Giveaways!

(52:15) Don't You Know I'm Local

(1:00:42) Chisme

(1:04:32) Rap Sheet

(1:11:27) Studious Foo

(1:15:28) Play Ball!

(1:20:30) Money Moves

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