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The squad attempts to mediate a chaotic Homie Helpline for Henry, whose sister refuses to pay for a $2,000 Tesla glass roof her kids cracked with a baseball because "that's not what family does,". Between the parenting drama, the crew investigates T-Pain’s million-dollar lawsuit against Akon and warns the "butt sniffer" is officially back in custody in Glendale. 🤐💸🚗

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(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local

(5:53) Chisme

(9:34) Petty Police

(13:17) Scrolling

(16:06) The Weather W/ Concrete!

(17:46) Homie Helpline

(50:57) Don't You Know I'm Local

(54:28) Chisme

(56:45) Rap Sheet

(59:34) Studious Foo

(1:04:41) Play Ball

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Man, I had to learn this the hard way. I used to treat my hair and beard like they were the same. Whatever soap was in the shower got used on everything. Convenient, right? No. I followed advice that worked for other people, then I wondered why my curly beard still felt dry, rough, and hard to manage. I finally realized my beard needed a routine built for it. That led me to bask and lather. Their beard growth magic is a natural growth oil that helps nourish follicles, softened beard hair and reduced dandruff. And their men's healthy hair and beard starter kit include shampoo, conditioner, balm, oil, and a stimulator formula. Now I know that one size fits all isn't always the answer. So find out what works for your hair. Explore viral best sellers and products of healthier hair of all types from bask and lather. Go to bask and lather CO.com and use code brown bag mornings for 20% off. That's 20% off at bask and lather CO.com code brown bag mornings. Hey, don't make your life harder than it needs to be. You really want to type brown

bag mornings every single time? Nah, just hit the subscribe button. Perrito, do it. Go! This has to be real from Cypress Hill. Where are you from, S.S? Don't you know I'm local? Real quick update before I get into this really cool story about LAX. They arrested the Buttsniff reform. Remember we talked about it. Yeah, yeah. They went on with Sniffordew that's been going around. We've talked about him at least for a couple years now. He's been cauderman Burbank and the Empire Center just sniffing his booties. And then he just recently did something or got caught for it in Glendale. Yeah. Which is very close by each other. Yeah, he's hood hopping. Just everyone knows. He's around shopping centers and all of that. They arrested him and I think they give him like about 117ish days. That's nothing too crazy. No, for what he did. And I think that's why he continues to do it. Because maybe for him, the temptation of doing that is worth the however many days he has to stay in jail. But it's crazy. I saw like a footage from when he would sniff Buttsniff and girls, if you're reaching for something at the grocery store or like

at a wall more or target or Barnes and Noble and you're kind of facing the aisle directly that you're looking not the aisle excuse me the wall. He goes and he pretends he's looking at something low from the other side or tying his shoe and then he just sniffs your boot. That is disgusting. It's insane. So be very careful. Then next time you see it's kind of someone in your peripheral low because you're kind of like oh they're grabbing something like from the lower ends. Yeah, he's down there sniff you. Yeah, and I heard something days crazy. Nimm in the face. For follow them just let it go. He would love it. Yeah, that's what he wants. Yeah, because if you're down there sniffing what are you sniffing for? Okay, now tell Alex news because this one's pretty cool. I don't know if you remembered this but before 9-11 you could go all the way to the gates when dropping someone off or picking someone up from an airport. It seems like that's officially coming back at LAX. TSA just launched a new

program called Gateside by TSA Precheck where certain people without a plane ticket can go through security and all the way to the gates. They can dine in the restaurant shop in the shop. So last thing we need is more people taking up more space. There's already no seats when you get there. Yeah, really if you want you could walk you could walk your mom to the gate. You could go and pick up your boo from the gate. Yeah, oh I like this. Instead of if they really love you they'll pick you up from LAX. If they really love you they will walk you and get you from the gate. Yep. You're the first one that's going to be at the gate. So normally they want to expect that. That looks like that. No, no, no, no. Jerry Garcia better be at the gate for you. Yeah, it really loves you. Let's go. Right? LAX is a nightmare already. It's a nightmare already dude. Yeah, I thought you were able to do that no matter what. No, you have to stop at security. You have to leave people at security. Yeah, but they never ask for your boarding pass. Yeah, they do. They always do. They check that you have a boarding pass and they check your

security. No, yeah, your ID will let them know that you have a flight that day. Oh, technology. I didn't know that. You don't need to check your ID or passport or LID. I thought they were just taking my ID. Oh, what do you know? And let's not know exactly like who you are. What you're doing here today? Speaking of that, I personally think I get the traffic part of it and those situations. But I do foresee some kind of security. Yeah, mishap happening because now it's like hey, they're in, but they don't have a ticket. Yeah, but why are they here then? Yeah, that's good. Yeah, what's your purpose? I'm gonna pay $40 for a burger that I can get outside for 10. Yeah, crazy. What do you do there? I want to do that. Now before you do this, you have to be an eligible trusted member or have a known traveler number. You can apply for one for TSA, pre-check members, one to three days before you want to go. It's free, but you have to be approved. So maybe that will be helpful on the security matter that I was speaking about. But yeah,

I can get a little iffy. And which treat me out. You know, you're talking about how crowded it was. It's got to be crowded. It must have been really crowded then before 9 and 11. I probably was. And when all of these security measures took place because of the unfortunate events of 9 and 11, which were coming up on the anniversary this Friday, by the way, a lot of people had a gripe of it. They have to go to security. They have to take off their shoes. They have to go through all of that. Their family can't go to the gates. Now their family can't go to the gates. Yes, those are no how those pornadas are like, oh, now how dare they? Like, you're mad if what it happens, you're mad when you go. Because now I got a park and I got a walk across street and walk you in and make sure you're getting into the gate like you're a little baby. No, now you love your girl so much. Yeah, that's it. We just got used to it now. Think about it. All those people that wait at the end with the signs, with the names of stuff like that. Now they're going to be right there at the inside. Yeah, you should be like that. Yeah, like in the movies. That's what I can see. Be like that. 20 people. Yeah, I like my friend. It's coming. I know. I do you want to go to the airport?

I do want to chill. Yeah, you guys don't understand how cool this might be. Just take up seats. They're poor. What? You got even seats. Not even at gates. We're just going to go. I would get everything. You know how in airports, there's little galleries there. You can never pat. You can never stop and look because you're rushing to go to your gate. We can go. We have time. Go buy a I love Los Angeles sweater for $79. Right. I'll get a set. Yeah, I'll get $17 yogurt parfait. It's a cutesy vibe. It is. Now you can do it. All right, that's what you know. Zoola, come here. Now what's going on? She's Mace with Angie. Okay, you guys. T-Paint is Zooline. Yeah, he's suing convict entertainment again. This is not the first time. This is the second time he's suing them. They beefy, uh, acorn in. Well, that's the crazy part, right?

Because acorn signed T-Paint, right? But wow, I didn't know they're not beefy. Now T-Paint is not, uh, uh, T-Paint is not beefy now with acorn. He's actually suing the company, the entertainment company. So it's like it's nothing personal. It's more business. Why? No, because he's saying, you know what, if you're my homie, we're used to brown bag. You're suing me, bro. We're beefy now. Yeah, we're beefy. You think so? I thought I'm like, okay, maybe it's separate because this is he suing T-Paint, suing acorn for unpaid royalties. Yeah, it's personal, no? Yeah. Yeah, I mean, I'm suing you, because who drank all the coax on the back dog? It was the company. It was the company. Okay, maybe I just don't want to believe it because I'm like, they have so much history together. They have freaking bartenders. Okay. Yeah, so he is suing him. I don't know acorn saying T-Paint, that man, I can like, we're tired,

because he also signed Lady Gaga. Yeah. Oh, yeah. She's one of my favorite Kobe O'Donness. Yeah. That guy was incredible. But I mean, when it comes to that, I feel like, okay, acorn, we all love him. We love his music. But you're really going to put your, your busy stress in the music. Yeah. That's better. Oh, baby, baby, baby, I don't think it's gonna finish up every man. Yeah, I see it. And I know your game.

All right, saying too long to get to. Oh, I'm waiting for it. Yeah. Sorry. Yeah, so he is suing him for unpaid royalties for like half a million, which is kind of sketchy because I, again, I told you guys, this is the second time he's suing him. And pretty much they had a deal where T-Paint would get 75% of the royalties, right? So then this distributor actually paid acorn's convict entertainment like $1.3 million. And T-Paint's like, okay, I'm supposed to get like 900,000, but they only gave him like half of it. So then T-Paint was saying like, hey, where's my other half? Where this is a sketchy part because convict entertainment saying like, oh, you got to check with this other company, which is actually owned by acorn's younger brother. And when T-Paint was asking for his money, that label was giving him the runaround. And that's why T-Paint's like, you know what? I'm not messing with that. I'm suing. The same brother that he used to send out to perform on his behalf. He has a lot of old brothers. So we don't know. Yeah, this is younger brother. Who is T? Who is acorn, really? Yeah, right? Maybe it's his brother.

Maybe it's his brother. He's been a group all along. Yeah, who cut baby I'm back with, Bash? Was it acorn? Yeah, maybe it was his brother. That's the sound of the police. The petty police. The petty police. It's just petty. I'm being petty. Petty, petty girl. Pretty and impetuous. Pretty, pettuous. All right, my friends. So yesterday, I don't know if you saw this, but with all this crazy weather, there was an advisory for the waves at the beaches. Praise. Okay, so the waves went up to like 10 feet in some beaches. Yes. And it was advised to stay away from these areas. Of course, if you're a surfer, that means no. That means we ride. We ride it down. Oh, thank you. KTLA interview to surfer and he explained what happened in surf talk. Let's go. It's been the best conditions ever, dude. You could just drop straight into him, get real pitted, come out of him, hit the lip and just go, what? Come on.

Yeah, just, forget the lip. Yeah, it does a whole other language to me. Yeah, what's it is? Listen, it's been the best conditions ever, dude. You could just drop straight into him, get real pitted, come out of him, hit the lip and just go, what? Ah, kapa. Yeah, just, who? Someone somewhere understands exactly what he said. What he said, yeah. To the top. But not us. No, why is this in petty police you may ask? Oh, it's because we have a very petty king on our hands. Yeah. DJ Greg C. Greg hates surfers I found out. What? What? Why? Yes, guys. He saw this video and instantly hated. By the way, check out the video, brown by morning's 106 on Instagram. Tell me the surfer doesn't look like Greg. I think he just, Haiti. No, this guy's not being original. There's a viral video that came out like years ago. And it's the same thing a surfer was being interviewed. And he says the same exacting, what, way funnier. So this guy just copied him. I said, like, dude, you get the best barrels ever, dude. Just like you pull in,

and you just get spit right out of him. And you just drop in and just smack the lip. Whoop-hat. Drop down. Say, ah. And then after that, he's dropping, tried to bail and get pitted. So pitted like that. Are you saying he plagiarized his interview? Yes. No. What? He got just talking the same. I didn't get it. I like that though. That means he's in on the joke and he said it. Well, he had one opportunity and he had he took it. He took it. Yeah. He took the joke. That's it. I don't even think it's a joke. That's how they talk. I just think of, yeah. Yeah. It's like, yeah, it's also been Spanish 10 years ago. So when I hear someone speak Spanish now, that's so weird. You guys are just copying the guy. That's what I'm interested in. I think if I'm getting an interview, then I'm like, ill-e-corry. Epaya. Evoy-paya. That would be awesome. That would be awesome. But people should be. That would be awesome. Speak like that. But if you saw me getting an interview, then I talk like that. Evoy-paya. E-cor-re-paya. You talk like that. Now I would know you're in on the joke. I don't think it's about jokes. I think it's full-genuinely. That's not like Spurnerms in Surf Talk.

And they're using it. You think he's really getting pitted right now? Yes. The pitted, the skirmier. The pitted. Let's play them together. Let's see how these don't together. Shut up. You're my dog. It's been the best conditions ever, dude. You could just drop straight into my job. You can just get spit right out of my mouth. OK, I'm sorry. It's too much. I couldn't tell them a part. But that was totally wicked. Yeah. Yeah. Please? Right? Right, bro? Yeah. Right, bro. You just hate surfers. And I don't appreciate it. I don't hate surfers. I'm the surfer that is popping right now. The dude that Ethan, that one got popping. He looks just like you. She wishes he was popping. The other one is a white dude. Yeah, bro. That's the original OG. That's the OG. You're a good man. I'll give you the OG. You're a good man. Take a look. This is correct. This is correct. This is correct. That's terrible. Man, I had to learn this the hard way. I used to treat my hair and beard like they were the same. Whatever soap was in the shower got used on everything. Convenient, right? No. I followed advice that worked for other people.

Then I wondered why my curly beard still felt dry, rough, and hard to manage. I finally realized my beard needed a routine built for it. That led me to bask in leather. Their beard growth magic is a natural growth oil that helps nourish follicles, softened beard hair, and reduced and rough. And their men's healthy hair and beard starter kit include shampoo, conditioner, balm, oil, and a stimulator formula. Now I know that one size fits all isn't always the answer. So find out what works for your hair. Explore viral bestsellers and products of healthier hair of all types from bask in leather. Go to baskinlatherco.com and use code brown bag mornings for 20% off. That's 20% off at baskinlatherco.com code brown bag mornings. The essential ebro-lora Roosevelt podcast. Fire moms excited when they see their toddler drop it like it's hot. Why is that joy? Because it's funny. You don't think about it like that. It's just cute to see it. Not as funny. It's joy. And then they turn five and like with Easter one time

we was at the playground, some music came. No. And I had to be like, yo, Easter, come in. When they drop it low, moms go, woo! Streaming now on your favorite platform. Scrolling with homies! Spooky season is upon us and people are already getting into the scary mode. Oh, dang. So they come yellow, they come yellow. There's a vital trend going on right now that people were making AI photos of cat and the hat, Dr. Seuss, the main character, you know, the big cat with that and everything. Standing outside of people's doors in the ring camera. So it's like a ring camera photo, right? Cat and the hat, you'll see the character just standing there in the distance. But the problem is it's turning into real life now. People are standing outside of people's houses in a cat and the hat costume. Oh gosh. And there has been five police reports. Wow. Reported. Now a people sitting cat and the hat and Dr. Seuss outside their house.

Yeah, I think I get someone caught up. That's pretty big. That's pretty big. That's the same thing as the clowns. I remember that. A few years ago, they were talking about a clown following people. Yes. A kid at school. Yes. That was viral look here. This Dr. Seuss guy as well, whoever he is, he's doing the same thing. At the schools, he's popping up. This cat and the hat guy. Yes. There's no name to him, right? I don't think there's no name to him. Oh, it's a cat and the hat. Dr. Seuss, cat and the hat. No, Dr. Seuss is the author. Cat and the hat is a character. Oh, okay. Thank you for that. Yeah, it's just a cat and the hat is being reported at the schools, being seen and outside people's windows as well. No, no, no. It's getting spooky. You're already scary. That's scary. But yeah, if you stand outside somebody's door all scary like that, you're liable to catch a cat and the hat. You know what I'm saying? Damn. That's a cat and the hat. Thank you. I'm waiting. I need you to show up to Heavens again. Tell you how you're making bad noises, so don't take me. I'm making it bad in the hat. I like it. I like it. Oh my God. That's a little too far there, buddy.

Yeah, so safe. Same time for the rest of us. We cannot get into the baths. Oh my goodness. Yes, be careful when you eat those green eggs in hams. There's a lot of their blood. That's the same thing. There's the same mother. There's the same mother. There's the same mother. It's not the same blood. That's not the same book. No, no, no You're kidding me unless you had a big book that had all the little books inside of it You're telling me grenades and ham is not doctor. Oh, can't have oh he's got your shoes Yeah, wait thing one thing too. I like I liked your guys is thing one thing to is Can't in can the hat have you seen the movie written by dr. Seuss so great eggs and ham is not That's a different book that's pre-nex and ham. That's the name of the book Can't have outside of people's houses Be careful be careful be careful if you see them report them to the police because they don't know who the hell this guy is or these people are that are doing it And it's just a viral trend. So be careful. Thank you so much. And now the weather

With concrete storm, but it does it is going out for the weather Wednesday September 9th First we ride the horse to the city of Pico Rivera where you can find yourself a Mexican Cinderella It's gonna be a hundred degrees and 76 degrees at least what what happened? No, the weather. Yeah, oh, yes a hundred degrees Next we keep it warm schemes in the city of upland y'all gonna be hotter than a coffee from Duncan 98 degrees and 78 degrees at night Now we now we had heard the son of Now we had towards the city of Indian Wells y'all gonna feel like you're chilling with Lucifer himself 107 and 86 degrees at night Lastly, we drink a little fine wine in the city of Paris. I also need a little sopita with chicken and carrots because I don't feel good guys It's gonna be 101 degrees and 75 degrees guys is gonna be a crazy Crazy heat crazy humidity You're gonna be all for the ongoing and all school others and all of us are be careful man Just you know stay cool out there, but it was cuz it's gonna be hot again today Pico Rivera you're gonna be a hundred degrees and 76 degrees at night

Upland 98 and 78 degrees at night Indian Wells 107 86 degrees at night and Paris you're gonna be 101 and 75 degrees at night. That is crazy Heat wave heat wave today. I hate it. It's gonna be pretty bad man. Did you hear about the weather in brickbank? What's gonna be one of my night? Got him Let's go It's a boy concrete and let me for about that morning's all proud All right, check this out homie need a homie or need some help We need a line. I mean online. We got you for the homie help life Let me we got this guy named Henry. He's crying because of his nephews all right He hit us up and said brown bag my name is Henry and my sister think some crazy for asking her to pay for something her kids broke My nephews are 11 and 9 and they were playing in my house cat playing catch in my front yard

The 11 year old throws the baseball his little brother misses it and boom lands right on the glass roof of my Tesla and cracks it Complete accident nobody did it on purpose, but I find out I find out it's gonna cost me almost $2,000 to fix it So I tell my older sister and she basically laughs at me you guys she goes Okay, and what do you want me to do about it? He said help me pay for it your kids broke it She goes Henry please their kids. It was an accident. I'm not giving you $2,000 because they missed a baseball You're the one who wanted a Tesla if you can afford that car you can afford to fix it Then she tells me I'm being dramatic over a little crack And this is how she's always been with me. She's my older sister so anytime we disagree She treats me like I'm still her little brother who needs to shut up and get over it Now she swears I'm the only brother in the world who would try to hold her accountable for something my nephews did she says

That's not what family does so brown bag is there anybody else out there who actually made a family member pay when their kid broke something and What has a kid in your family broken? I can't really think of anything specifically, but I think this kid just are making shoes and China to pay for that The kids pay for a ship and maddie here. Get that kid a job at Torrents buddy Oh kids get ready we're coming after you this morning Switch up No, but it's happened to me my knees actually broke like crack the The computer screen of my computer my laptop Oh, yeah, like recently. No, it was a couple of years ago. I was still in college and I remember I had my my knees at the time She was four years old and I had her next to me in bed right because I'm working on my final project and I have the computer open and so she's playing with the belt which don't ask me why she's playing with the belt

But with the buckle of the belt she slams it. Huh? She hits a screen dude and she's cracks the whole screen. Yeah, well, I was so mad Oh, I was so mad and then you can't be mad cuz you're the little four-year-old She's four let the and it was kind of my focus. I'm like I wanted her cuz I Asked for her but I was so mad cuz I'm like this is my project and I'm supposed to give it tomorrow Oh my god, and that's your laptop. Yeah, and I sorry remember her little cutie thought I didn't even scream that hurt But I was just like I was crying. Well at least you have the belt nearby right? No I Know Oh, you know Baby, but what did I do? But you know about your sister or what happened? Okay afterwards like I I went to their room I was so mad I was so mad about it. I showed them like look like a daughter did And then like eventually they did pay for it, but it's like oh good. No not good because like what about my project my homework?

That was bad Yeah, but you still graduated I did there you go You got an extension or what I don't even remember dude. That was just so bad. Oh my god. It's so really it happens I used to break stuff all the time as kids. Yeah, you're the kid. Yeah, you're the kid you're the kid that did it on purpose And she's knees didn't purely by accident Yeah, that was an accident. Yeah, it doesn't have a wherewith all in the world Sorry that I like playing baseball on the street with an actual baseball in a bat Go to the park. No, I could go to the park my parents were strict so I want to play in the street and hit all the neighbors cars Right, my parents are straight. Don't go to the park Yeah, they would have let me go out. That's crazy. Yeah, so I would go in the front I throw the football around the baseball around and like just hit the cars and oh well that happened Oh well, yeah, and then I said like BB gun wars to an everything to Yeah, you're horrible Dennis the men is over here. I know and you wonder why your neighbors don't want to talk to you They heard about you. Yeah, shootouts. It's on Till this day

All right, when a 5205 9 Henry is going through it because his nephew accidentally broke the Tesla glass It's two Gs to fix Henry asked the sister a you need to help out come on like Mm-hmm. You're afraid to come out of your womb and he said she said not my problem, bro Like I'm not gonna be to that what the hell like you're problem your problem like don't you have insurance for that? Oh, I'll be so mad you're being dramatic. Yeah, that's the cake Tesla drive the stuff. It can't face the cell No, that's how she let's go to let's go to Liz and so more let's go to Liz Oh Yes, hi Liz Liz Hello, who broke what your family and who had a pay for it? My son my son broke my mom's TV in the living room That's the main one TV that's where she watches our her novel

We see what they said because but then after she was kind of like okay, poor is it the millennia you know Lolo regang in you still crying about it in the back. Oh, yeah, because when he broke a broke it did you turn up on him? Well, yeah, because I was upset because I was that we just came to visit and I ended up paying having a built to pay you know You never going back there So you ended up paying for a new TV then yes, we ended up buying her one that week How much was it and and we went a little more bigger, you know That is the end I've been told there as if mom I go whenever you want to And you can give me back like TV If you want to leave if you don't leave the house Hey, Hector Hector and boy Heights Hector Spoon engine Yes, that's selling a cat Well, that's dog

Wow We did something right today Who's like rare okay, sorry Hector who broke something in your in your family and who had a pay for your bro Yeah, we're playing soccer that I was running a linear back in a day and Kicked up all day my uncle was replacing some Those closet doors on with the mirrors the old school ones he was a maniac So he had those closet ones the mirror But yeah, I kicked the ball so hard as they were like they had them leaving a cut on the on the On the fence and I kicked the ball so hard broke two of them at the same time. So I had a my mom put it in game market he understood what you know, it was an accident But my dad when we got home me and my brother got beat up. Okay. Oh, yeah I So you had to pay for it in other ways unfortunately, but who you'll paid for the broken mirror? Yeah, yeah, I can't mind

He laughed at it and he said that he knows an accident He said I actually took the ball hard enough so you he was okay with it. How much was it? This must have been the 90s Right? Yeah, probably 300 bucks for a post. Oh back then That's Yeah And it's funny. That's talking about the sunroof or the panoramic Window My car got messed up too and it's shattered right now. I'm getting to get replaced But I had something I had something for that guy man. I think I think I've come some kind of resentment towards his sister How he how she has treated him in the past And I wonder the question for him is if it was like another brothers It was one of his brothers kids that did the thing he would he after the thing Now he's such a pain that's pretty bad taking it and dissecting the story He did go you know, she always trees like this. She never trees like I'm somebody. I'm always looked down upon by her

Like he did he wanted some get back Yeah, and this was like like I broke my thio's mirrors and he still loved me. So he's like Yeah, they're my dad didn't be fit. Yeah, you know, wow. There is something there, but also kid you broke this window All right Oh My window I wish to wash and wipe my windows Okay, Teresa Teresa and live beach okay so far we've been talking about kids that maybe accidentally did something Teresa's nephew is a menace right Teresa Yeah, he's a crazy man. Is How old is he? He's five oh And what it says right here. He's not broken just one but two things Damn yeah, so he's actually the same age as my daughter. Uh-huh

They're born like a few days apart, but man he's one crazy little kid um So Little backstory um He was being his typical menace on jumping around the couch whatever When Somehow he grabs a hold of my daughter's iPad and he's flinging it across the living room So hard that it came out of the case and it broke the screen under the screen protector Oh They need to use him for testing Like like it was so bad that when I I initially like inspected it. I just listed like a little corner of the screen protector because obviously it was my daughter's iPad I didn't want to like leave her with like the crap screen. Yeah and um there was like a little hole like Gloss like literally came out and left the hole

And then months later I took off the whole screen protector the entire screen was cracked So once later does that mean that it didn't get replaced? It's it because this day it has still yet to be replaced fixed whatever um, I had told his mom about it and I was like hey, so like um he broke the screen Um like what's gonna happen? It shows like oh just leave it there like I'll take it to get fixed when I take my other kids iPad and I'm like oh okay and So then yeah, so then I went to the Apple store and I tried seeing how much it would be to get the stick They told me it would be about the same price and buy a new iPad Yeah Okay So I still ended up buying a new iPad to upgrade my daughter and then I left the little one um for my son um But eventually I'm gonna take it to get fixed and then I'm gonna just send her the bill like hey, so

Not a fix um He's just like paying me back Um That's strong man. And then on another On another occasion um, I had just bought a brand new obola When he somehow gets a hold of it. So why are you about? Hold on KPWRFM HD1 last year and does power 106 LAs number one for Hey pop we're talking to Teresa and she's telling us about her men. It's nephew making us all very Thankful for the children in our lives. Okay, and a wallet you can't even break a wallet. They're like the stainless steel It's a stand but it's not But it's like Yeah, how do you break that yeah? So um a little Sebastian he grabbed the hold of it and He's fling he like throws it over the fence line into like the next door neighbors um house And it's it's Awesome man, right? So he throws it over they have a whole bunch of stuff over there It got dented it got scratched and then somehow

um, I think the lid had came off and It was no longer leak proof because a little rubber thing came out Um, and I was like what the heck like I just bought it and I had told her about it hoping like she would buy me another one But she never did this happened in October and stocked over Yes, this past October Um, I only have to be the rest of the last October Yeah, that's damage property You gotta keep an eye on this kid and also he might be the next great picture And when you talk about his mom like who like this shit yeah, yeah, who is she you like your brother's wife or something? She's my baby daddy sister Oh Yeah, she's a good manipulator. I really do nothing the way she's like your brother Yeah, I mean we've never really seen eye to eye like I feel like she kind of like doesn't really like me, but um, she always wants to be like

Sebastian sick. She wants to be like And so when you gotta stop watching the kid it seems like you're watching the kid Yeah, why I would around you like he's around you and then you tell her maybe when she comes Pick him up If you're watching for you just trip that little for one You're taking out your energy about his mom on him. No, but he's bad too. Yeah, he is bad He's an extension doll hit that for one time Oh I At words like That's smart yeah

Grandpop My mom will hit me in the mouth That's not his mom that's his ass That's no it's not okay Your mom told me to Did you tell him did you tell his mom that hates you what you did? Yeah, she she very well knows what he'd be doing, but she does nothing about it She's a type where she'll say oh, I'm gonna put she land your mouth. Oh, I'm gonna do this But never does anything okay, and that's why he is the way he is What he what if he's punishment tell you about your tia I'm gonna tell you I'm gonna not watch you for a week straight. You're the you're the punishment. She's like you're the only one You could tell you could tell sometimes

It's what the other can turn out. You might be five. He might be five, but he knows exactly what he's doing. Oh Yeah, they love to play him for dumb, but I promise you but that's good No, no, I mean, man, sit the line. Oh, no, I mean, man, sit on the front. Oh, but so far they're playing you dumb because they have been paid for the things he's broken That is that But he did she I did make her buy me a new water bottle. Is it okay? It was it was back to school as she bought her Old this kid oh in a walla and then she bought herself She bought herself too, and I was like oh like I like when is that gonna happen I can already tell this kids missing teeth Actually he's not

He's crazy, but he does have like a busted eyebrow No, he was fitting on one of like those bar chairs I think and there's I was in a bar he was ordering a drink So five year walk to do it so Sebastian walk into a bar No, you know how like some yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, so it was from one of those He was like spinning on it and then the chair flips over and then he follows on his face But he still does it Damn so far learn your sister not only she wants to be you and then that five-year-old little demon child Does not even her sister sister baby dad not even not even her sister long sister long sister brother no baby mom

It's a baby no it's her sister in law. She said baby mama. She said my baby daddy's yeah my baby daddy's sister So her sister oh Right yeah, yeah, yeah, it's your baby daddy sister We were yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, well we were together. Yeah, she was my sister in law, but we're not together anymore Yeah, what the around these kids But it seems like you're seeing you try to be the nice guy too because why are you watching your baby daddy that you're not with his nephew? I Just tend to be around the family a lot because you know my kids are their family and well my family is really not in the picture So I think I have a time around Apparently like have nowhere to go Even it's the best Every now and then just so that for one time. No

Okay, remember the old man just a little All right Hey just go bodies with that little I'm gonna teach you what your mom won't yeah, let's go body Sebastian. This is for the future Gosh Car one oh six number one for your poppin woodier shot us all the potatoes in woodier. Oh, she's cute. Go ahead Oh, yeah, I like the stories Oh, you're funny because our dude Henry he had us up his nephew broke though. What is it? It's not even a top window or is it a glass roof? It's a glass roof of the Tesla outside playing baseball and It's like two thousand dollars to fix it Henry asked us to say you gotta help me out. This was your kid So my kid namo problem. It was your car. You let them play outside You know playing outside like what the hell and if you buy a Tesla you should move to a four to fix it Yeah, I know

They have really good deals on Tesla's that's why Yeah, I know Doesn't mean you're rich. It's just like it's an affordable car Okay, Layla and in Maywood layla and good morning Hey good morning Man, oh, yeah, Layla and it sounds like there's been kids in your life that break things Dude, it's my grandkids bro. I don't know what's wrong with him But they take to look me my eye when I tell him not to and then they look at me like yeah, okay, and it's just doing it anyways Like I don't understand that concept and I got one that's artistic and I mind you He doesn't like to talk. He doesn't talk But after blue all of a sudden his first sentence was shut up be any That kid's not autistic He's been playing you and the government John, I stopped right I ever everybody in the car my husband my daughter everybody's my dog, but not me like me

Oh, yeah, and you finally talk but why do I think it be a B-word? Like you know how long he was holding that in He's like, no, I can't keep playing his autistic kid no more sick of it That's not even right like I look at the kids in a backlight all right who said it like who told him to say that Like on god like why all of a sudden like Before like Like what's wrong really but I think was but I was really happy for him I was happy for it and then every time I tell him me who you remember that he'd be like no, I don't say that I'm gonna go. Yeah, okay. I don't say what I don't say that Let's say that How old is he No, he's six but that's not even the problem like this five of them broke That's great Laylani how old are you?

You're only 45 you're so young you got five grandkids Yeah Oh What have they broken I had my first daughter when I was like 15 bro, but that was the neighbors thought not mine, you know That was the neighbors when I was telling first I don't do that I Do like my daughter shadow move out of the primary day, so I got out too better I'm a two-bedroom house like all right, you know what like you ain't getting on with the daddy coming Even though I know my grandkids are crazy, but I love them coming with me like I'll take you guys in And then so I told him look you guys have a room with a mirror that's life. Please do not break it Why is it a little full like looking me in my eye? It's to the phone and it's He's testing you maybe you said to break it maybe he thought you were saying something different

No, girl, no, the eyes they give me I'd be like I don't know what the matter you can't I don't know where you Laylani, what do they call you like Nana do they call you I'll eat the I'm gonna keep on my car. I'm gonna have a dog. I'll be like oh, hey, no, no, no, no, bro No, I'm gonna kill the girl when they broke the mirror did your daughter pay for it? No, okay, so my daughter's favorite word is mom is grandma do these bro like it comes with being a grandma What the heck not You only five hundred dollars for that mirror bro and then not even not even that these guys like to help each other I'll to play the background and they help each other to put the window and they busted the window And I mean like I don't understand They look like in your mind. I bought tickets to so stadium what I'm like a gold member

I don't know what that and no City For some reason I'd like to get the energy from you Let me tell you skip the generation I really know that Yeah, he'd have to go to the tunnel. I follow those for You too you too you have your little melatonin That I You So all these five years come from your one daughter Yeah

But you know what I still pack about a pocket no light just to move out about maybe nine Maybe a thousand dollars just to move all like with just a cause and then they like to hang from the shower head Don't even Yeah Name my year name my year grandchildren go Okay, so my first one is a lady. That's the queen right there, but she'd be like man But I'm not related to them. That's her attitude and then there's Ethan He's out to someone that's gonna call me the b-word for the first time and then we have a And we have a day that I He comes with some e-mag because he can't say Spider-Man He's so he comes on everything and then we got baby Neenie where he just like to put you in an eye for no giving a reason And then yeah Like he's On the

Oh Damn octogram over here Hold on the line girl She needs a spot day. She needs a spot day Look over the spot I She sounds like she's 79 Going through it Yeah, she's survived so much only to now have to deal with her grandchildren Oh 45 years old they're gonna get worse with time yeah, I've seen the movie Grimlins and they're just like That's like her kid her grandkids gamma gamma The shower Well, this looks like it might be one of your grandchildren in the future. Let's go to Alex and Wilmington We're talking about our homie Henry who his nephew broke Henry's car window mom the sister Henry sister aka the kids mom doesn't want to pay for any of the damages And we're just talking about kids breaking things and who had to pay for it Alex and Wilmington

What did you do when you were eight years old Alex? Hey, good morning brown bag. Hey, what up? Hey, so I was like about eight years old um We went over to my aunt's house So you know just a little family gathering getting together and we're about a head out And so little me I go to the car Took my mom's keys and I'm like hey, I'm gonna go away to the car for you guys so Um me not knowing things about the car at the time how to drive and stuff moving the gear shift through around I put the key in the ignition But I didn't start it, but I did somehow From moving the gear shift through around too much. I put it in neutral and the way that the parking setup is It it goes downhill into a dead end and my uncle Yeah, and so my uncle she had his trucks his cars parked up

On that fence where the dead end um where the street ends on dead end and He had this nice like 90s silver auto truck low rider paint job everything nice fixed up and Well Don't make a long story short Car starts rolling downhill. I'm in the car And there was no way for me to stop it so I just open the door jump out from the only car as going downhill And bam, I end up smacking his truck and of course it you know, I crashed up my mom's car too And Yes, she had to end up paying out of pocket for my mistake That is you know how to that Yeah, wow that's the one that desert what ended up happening to you I mean, I got scolded and all that That's it like nothing really happened to me my uncle like It is spec you worry would be kind of awkward and stuff

You deserve a good smack after that just boom I did I got I got scolded for like a long time I'll run it out of pocket for her damage and your deals damage. Oh Yeah, thanks all the job. Yeah And that's how we have mother's days see That's why It was it was crazy food for like They eventually there he was a mad at me or my mom but over the phone I started hearing him talk. He was just going off. Yeah Well, you know what initially they're good. They're happy you're okay Because something really bad could happen to you being in the car And then after when they see their other baby Then then it's that's it now that you're okay the shock is worn off now. It's like It was after he got the estimate that's when he turned down. Yeah Oh, yeah, that's why I know I'm off drive up to You're the opposite of me. I was in trouble. Have you made it up now that you're old?

I I mean yeah, of course, you know, time goes by I'm 21 now so me and my uncle like we're cool and all that But we store a man by that to this day and we talk about it. I'm like ain't doing we're one I crash your truck Because I don't even mention that to me Wow see it could be worse And she's almost as bad as what you do to a low rider It's everybody listen because Angie did something on purpose All right, okay, so when I was five or six right after school like there was we used to live in apartments And there was this girl named Chastity and I hated her because she was mean to me. She never let me play What's it called operations and I remember like her grandpa because she lived with her grandpa Her grandpa was like the one in the manager in charge of it, right? Sorry, remember walking from school as a little kid and I remember seeing the grandpa's little rider in the parking lot And so I started biting my nails so they can be sharp And then you just I just get my little finger and like

I'll over the lower right now I didn't care I hated her, but what is her grandpa had to do it that had to collateral damage. Wow I had her hurt her oh my god I know she didn't have any money. I know but as I was scratching it the grandpa was working on the car So I just see him pop up and Then he was just calling me names like he got it the Oh He was calling me like names and he was right. Yeah, he was right If his grandson or was it means to me that would have never they didn't know why you just did that He just thought you're just a randomly random attack. Yeah, I got in trouble Oh, yeah, I got in trouble my mom sat me down my dad's the enemy down, but I mean, I don't know if they paid for it I don't know. Yeah, oh I wanted to do his play operation. That's it. That's it. Yeah, that's why you want to play a game you let her play a game Okay, or none of our cars are safe. Yeah, it's funny because Angie got her car keyed recently no No, are you hadn't mentioned about a carping keyed? Oh

Maybe go check your car. I know. Oh Don't park next to her. That's the whole deal. Yeah, don't give me mad. I know. That's it. Oh Can we go to the next song? Man, I had to learn this the hard way. I used to treat my hair and beard like they were the same Whatever soap was in the shower got used on everything convenient, right? No I followed advice that worked for other people Then I wondered why my curly beard still felt dry rough and hard to manage I finally realized my beard needed a routine built for it that led me to bask in lather Their beard growth magic is a natural growth oil that helps nourish follicles Softened beard hair and reduced dandruff and their men's healthy hair and beard starter kit include shampoo Conditioner balm oil and a stimulator formula Now I know that one size fits all isn't always the answer So find out what works for your hair explore viral best sellers and products of healthier hair of all types from bask in lather Go to baskinlather co.com and use code brown bag mornings for 20% off that's 20% off at baskinlather co.com

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This is be real from Cypress Hill Where are you from message don't you know I'm local Statues at crypto.com arena Lebron's getting one everybody No Everybody Are we excited? No, okay, it's he's not he's not Phil Jackson Outside of crypto.com arena legendary Lakers coach also Chicago Bulls coach. Yep also a player in his own right didn't he win her ring? Yeah, the next all about this is the man. I saw a photo. I guess I think it's his autobiography that he wrote But he's wearing like all his rings on all his fingers and then he can put one Yeah, he doubles up 11 rings incredible and now he's gonna be outside of crypto.com With the Lakers He coached both Michael Jordan yep and Kobe Bryant you're not gonna hear a story like this

No, yeah, he has so much knowledge and then he doesn't talk a lot So it's like he has so many things that he'll never say that like little intricacies about MJ and Kobe and stuff like yeah I would love to hear what is the triangle offensive triangle off and I know they called him the Zen master. Oh, yeah, yeah, he would give players a book and then based on their personality I'm gonna like go read this and then just walk away Wait, okay, okay for Jackson, Jr. Based on our personalities will book Dr. Seuss for who for Greg for Greg he needs to learn the difference between Dr. Seuss and Katten the hat Okay, and then it is out for concrete uh the giver What's that about? Okay Yeah, the giver what's that about he's going through the books in his element Catcher in the right What is that about yeah, it's about a catcher Uh in the right you holding called the

You of my cinnamon Yeah Shadowful Jackson man that is really cool that he is 11 years as a Lakers head coach And just with the run that he had champion five championships back to back titles 2000 2001 and 2002 Did we repeat yeah, we three pated yeah, yes Yeah, that's right Yeah Almost four pated yeah, I remember you have the shirts ready. Yeah, we had the shirt That's why it was mixed up with the three if it wasn't for Carmel oh my gosh, and they also won back to back in 2009 and 2010 Yeah, I'm going to three pete that one again. He's repeated three times He did that's time you know how they always say what pose you know is like which pose should Kobe get or check it And Kobe both have statues one do you think it's gonna be in the middle of both of them I think there's some hockey fool there too When grisky some hockey

Do you think you'll be kind of in the middle of them somewhere probably with the clipboard somewhere not coming down sitting down Right you just like all just copostatic in his chair his legendary His legendary legs He had a really weird big chair. Yeah, really? All right, that's not too new She's mason with Angie Okay ladies apparently we've been dating doing this whole dating situation wrong According to Cardi B, okay? Cuz Cardi B has some dating tips for anyone or any girl dating right now and I was listening to them and I'm like no Cardi, I don't I don't really agree with you. This is what she was saying When you start dating the first couple of months took our start only ebred and salmon You know, she's around for the first couple of three months. Don't be hungry I want some steak too. No, you know that's gonna go right through you The first couple of two three months you act like you don't you know fart a little bit of piss

You know, I'm saying just drink water. Yeah, you're gonna be nice crystal clear smelling good. Oh Those are her day needs. I like that you censored it and you should have censored the Oh, yeah, no, I was listening to that and she was just saying that you know what if you need to pee or you need to take a dump she's like lie lie just say that Really? Yeah, I didn't go back to my friend Nikki for like I don't know the first six months. I used to go to McDonald's on the street I'm back. I gotta go get a lighter. I gotta I always tell lines is like I'm right back. Can you speak like why? And then I will go McDonald's and never come back with nothing. Yeah, I'm I'm gonna get some fries and then I will come back I need a smoke break. Yeah, you wouldn't even do anything wrong. You always show the your representatives When you first meet someone's almost something that's what she's saying like pretty much she's very dainty. Oh, yeah Then she shows her true. Yeah, she's like no, no, no, at first. I'm gonna be like no. I'm not hungry. I'm gonna die I'm okay, and then she gets home and she's like

But also shadow cardie be she's single right now. No. Yeah, yeah, so that's why she when she was making the Yeah, taking the dating advice from a single woman is Well, that's gonna be so helpful Yeah, but apparently that I guess that's what she does and that's what she was telling everyone like you should not let a guy know that you Use the restroom pretty much or eat that makes me terrified of month four cardie because she just starts Everything you know, just like Yeah, thank you. Give it to pop You know let these on the act go rap Let these set go It's like what some real hip hop now I spice Fingers I want okay, okay, okay So she posted a photo slash video of her new tattoos and they happen to be under her booty cheeks, okay

No one can figure out what her tattoos say it's in cursive. It's in red writing and one side of her leg says Saint and the other side of her leg says sinner, but she's getting clowned online because the typography Yeah, and just the way like she's she's stacking back there. You can't really see what the words are to me. I thought it said roll Sala Like you say rolls Rose it's so red right there And she has like she's kind of pale her skin so it's like it looks like yeah Rose yeah, you fools. I didn't see it. I want to get stuff like that. I didn't see it's right Oh my god I know is she got tattoos like that she'll stab you She'll stab you like a girl has those type of tattoos especially in red. No she's not she looks like regret which part the video

That is that's a nine But could you make out the words because we were all looking at the tattoo right There's tattoos One side to say and one side to sinner I can't help but think she's gonna do her signature pose and then you know, oh she's like where she bends over So maybe they should be the letters should be upside down Yeah, where she bends over You of course you do yeah, I love it. I love it. I love it. I hate it. Can you make out the words You know Like be whatever there doesn't matter. Why would she do that to herself which part The underwear which part the angle I

Sorry What's hard what control oh Studios what now Look at this studio. Look. But it goes how long should a shower be? Let me tell you right now. Groza taking too long and your racing out water and you're taking in there. You're just using your studies to like, hate on the girls. And you're steaming up the room and creating humidity when you don't need it. Yeah, you're mad and we're gonna need all this emotion to get packages back up, okay? Okay. What's the study? All right, check it out. So, Dermatologist says that a five to 10 minute shower is ideal for your skin ladies. Anything past that and you're risking stripping your skin of moisture and hair oils that you don't need. Why just talking to ladies? It's ladies and gentlemen. Because we're taking forever in the shower.

Forever, forever 15, 20 minute, 20, 20, 25 minutes. Enough is enough to just watch your mouth. Get out. No. Yeah. Shampoo, condition. It's also not so hot. I have hair too, Dermat. It doesn't take that long. Yeah. I got long hair. It doesn't take that long. It's also not supposed to be so hot. I guess girls, we put it hotter than actually. Yes. It's like a steam room. Yes. I can't even take a shower with my girl because she has to like, she's like, cook like coffee in there. She's making coffee in there, dog. It's too hot. Me personally, I like, you know, nice little TV a little bit on the gold side. Well, guys have higher temperatures, like body temperatures, that's why. You gotta cool down. And we got, we're always cold. Yeah. We're just girls. All of us are showers. You get at exactly how long your showers be on is because I feel like you, he was, you kind of straight. Dog, I have a little concert in the shower dog. Oh no. I want a whole world tour when I'm in the shower dog. I'm like, yeah, I take about like 40 minutes. My family hates my family. 40 minutes? Yeah, my family hates it. Don't you stand there just contemplate life sometimes.

Oh, that's very good. Oh yeah, like this just, like, yeah. Like, we'll smithen up. You know, it was the, look, you're both smith references. I don't know. I rolled by it. I rolled by it just right there. That's how I look. He's holding up a lot of water sprinkling down. So that's what you do. Yeah. OK. Yeah. I thought that's your, your guys, my noil at time. I don't even loop off. Whoa. Ew. I mean, it's easier to do it in there because it's cleaned up, you know, in the second. That's what he does. The back of my back is none of my business. I don't know what's going on back there. You know what I'm saying? Oh. Do you let the water run? My back, yeah. You get the water run down and like, yeah. And I just, I arch my back and it creates a little, little puddle on my back right there. When you take it in a shower. How long is your shower? About 15 minutes, about the length of like a YouTube video, like a question. What? Bigger hairy. We should take longer. How much longer? I can't take that long.

And you, do you shave your mustache in there or outside? Outside. I shave the shave. I plug it. You plug it? Yeah. I like the pain. Me five minutes top, three minute four minutes top. What? That's something. That's what you're going to miss something. One song. One song? One song? Yeah, one or two songs that I'm out. Let's go. Enough is enough. Show me that time. So that it's soap on your hands. It's on around your body. Your pits, your booty. I'm fine. I'm fine. So you take like military style showers? Not military. I mean, five, you know, five minutes is more than enough. Five, five, six minutes more than enough. I'm not so bad. I'm so crazy. Yeah. That's short. And you? Oh, I was waiting for to be asked. And you? I feel like you asked all everyone all the time. And then I just get left out. It's cool. You're not spitting? Put it. I see. I know. Probably like 10 minutes. But it depends on if the boys are fighting or not. I can hear them like getting along for a little bit. And as soon as I hear, oh, hey.

And then I'm like, oh, yeah, I got to, I got to wrap it up. I got to get done fast shampoo, fast conditioner. And then the body wash, it's all this. And then my husband's also very clean, like green. He says, Lou, Fuzz are bad for you. Sponges are bad for you. If you leave them in there, they're going to accumulate bacteria. So we only have our hands. You're not wrong. Yeah. Yeah. We get to clean them though in a way. Yeah. Yeah. But. So yeah, they're bad. They're accumulating bacteria in your shower right now. Hmm. So get ready. Oh, I didn't welcome to my life, everybody. If I have to give up the lupa that I really like, you have to give up the lupa, too. Nah, I'm not. I'll look for it up. I'll look for it up. Yeah. Oh, you ever stick on it? Yeah. Is it stick on that there? I'm not. Then there's no way that's five minutes. Oh, believe me. It's five minutes. OK. It's like a quick car wash. Yeah. Express car wash. The five dollar one. Don't forget the show station.

Thank you for that amazing study. Yeah. Take your shower. What should be the usual time? Five minutes, five to ten minutes. Anything all in that, you're burning your skin. Yeah. Challenge yourself, everybody. Yeah. The five to ten. Or you know what? Or don't take your shower. Just go to work like that. I mean, I don't want to smell you. I mean, for what? OK. All right, let's go. Thank you. All right, sports. Shoot with a J. Shoot it! Label! All right, you guys. The NFL kicks off today. And the first game of the year is a rematch of the Super Bowl reigning champion Seahawks and the AFC champion New England Patriots that's going down at 520 today. The Patriots are obviously looking for revenge because they got embarrassed in the Super Bowl back in February. But I'm going to tell you the top three things to look for this season. Yeah, they lost really bad. Yeah, they did. It was embarrassing. They like, damn, you didn't show up to play. Yeah. But I'm going to tell you the top three things to look for this season. So number one is, will the LA Rams win the Super Bowl this year since it's in Los Angeles? Because last time it was in LA, they won the Super Bowl back in 2021. No.

No, they're not. They're not. You don't think they're going to? No, because that only happened because it was a new stadium. And then that was the whole. Like pick your. Like how could you get the experience? When the makers got the new stadium back. Everyone wins and they get the new stadium. But that's not an example. Except the Clippers, right? Oh, they into a dump. Yeah, they didn't win anything. But a lot of people think they will win because they got Miles Garrett, who's like one of the best defensive players in the year. And then also Aaron Donald became unretired, right? And then also they sent Pukka to rehab. So he can be good for the season. Which kind of rehab? Body or? Which all of them. Yeah, he wasn't doing drugs. Yeah, he's a great, yeah, I'll call him. Yeah, I'll call him. Yeah, I'll call him. Fighting girls allegedly also play. Yeah, a lot of stuff. But they will be traveling a lot. They're going to travel 34,847 air miles this season, guys. They're going to cross 54 time zones. So hopefully they don't run out of gas. And they actually paid tomorrow in Australia for the first time ever that NFL games. Down under. Down under.

Yeah, that's interesting. And then number two is Candace 49ers look past all their off-season drama. Because as we know, they had a bunch of it. Right after the Super Bowl happened, they have a player named Keon White. He got shot. He got shot. Yeah, after an argument with little baby's crew, he just ended up shot. Damn. Yeah, a lot of people forgot it because it was a while ago. Then also their coach Kyle Shanahan, he got into a horrific car accident. He had a severe concussion, three broken ribs, a broken nose, broken hand, and a face elasteration everywhere. Yeah. They need a limpia, eh? Yeah. He had to have more than 40 stitches, you guys. Really bad. And then that's insane because one of their top players just got arrested, too, right? Love. They're John Love. They had that whole day, John Love. He has to go with the fake 49er player. And then also their CEO, Jed York, was arrested in a trailer park for trying to buy some poop, and remember that whole. That was him? That's all the Niners. That's all the Niners. You were trying to buy it for $149, you guys.

Yeah, they're not going to win. The Bay Area's a disaster. It's really bad. Yes. And then also, number three, my personal favorite. Will for Nano Mendoza be the Raider's savior? All right, because he's currently the backup. But depending on how the season goes, he could be the starting quarterback and come and save the franchise once and for all. They're putting a lot on his back, poor little things, straight out college. Yeah. But he's used to the pressure. His mom always gave it to him. He gives it up to his mom for putting him through all the years of football. Yeah, and he's being very busy. Should we talk about this? He's gonna be right? Yes, he is. What was the number one pick? He was. Yeah, he went to Raider's. And he's the second string. He's the backup quarterback for the moment. Yeah, because he just started. Trash. What is he trash? How do you mean the season hasn't started? You're going to be second string on the first round pick. Yeah, if I have someone, right? Yeah, that's happened with a lot of great quarterbacks. Aaron Rogers sat behind Brett Farr for three years. Tom Brady. Tom Brady sat behind Drew Blezzy. Yeah, so. You'll be hit on your football knowledge.

Go ahead. They first your last. Who the hell is your team? Steve Young was right behind, you know, John Montana. The history. History. You got to watch the greats to be great. Shotke Laka. Those people are old. You got him. You guys got him. Yeah, you guys might be stupid. Bronco fan charger, which you're missing. It's Tom Brady. Conquy right behind Kobe Ryan. Yeah. It's concrete. I mean, is Tom Brady still? He is involved with the Raiders. Yeah, he's involved with the Raiders. He's one of the owners and he's seeming to have more influence closely mentoring for Nanomandosa. So he's learning from one of the greats. So we could see, you know, these are three things to watch. Try to see a Rose Cranesvake. OK? And then also what? Yeah, you got to keep your eyes like a hawk. OK? Hawk eyes. Also, like honorable mention to the Dallas Cowboys. Yeah, they're going to win the Super Bowl this year. No, they're not. Yeah, they all are. They're going to win the Super Bowl.

Probably ran for going. I am let the Domes. They're going to win the Super Bowl. No, that's a made up. Here we go. All right, let's see which one comes up more of true, minor yours. Oh, all right. OK. That's a minor for Nanomandosa. OK. All right, that was sports on Rose Cranesvake for Brown Bag Mornings on Power 106. Yes. Why are you so mad over there, my little? The winner suck. Who is 14? The winner is just suck. I admit that. Who's your team? I am a Chargers fan. And they suck as well. OK. But like the winner is just suck. And it's like how you can have a first round pick be the second string. Yeah, he's supposed to be the next big thing, right? Who's your quarterback? Justin Herbert, actually. How many playoff games does he want? None. OK. What's Kayate? Just accept the winner's suck. Come here. OK. Who's your team this year? Hmm. Oh, no, we're still looking into it. You know what I'm saying? You only have a couple more hours. Usually pick my team in the 17th week.

In January. I hate it. I hate it. Sports. No, Angie Picatee. This is what? I think the team just do it for fun. I don't even know. Give me a list. No, no, Picatee. A Patriot. The Lakers, the Clippers, the Rams. No, no, no, Papa, Papa, Papa. You get to choose the Rams. Don't be chosen Rams. OK, I'll do that. There you go. Yeah. Vanished from OC. Gain, gain. OK. Well, the Rams owner owns the. Oh, there you go. There you go. The next. OC Connection. Does your man like a certain team? I think. No, no, nothing. No? He doesn't watch football like that. Soccer, that's his thing. I fool the ball. Yeah. He's a good ball. He would. What is the ball? Who are you going for this year? Cowboys? So Cowboys? I just know they're going to win. I just know they're going to win. So Cowboys, Latte? I read the script. Really? That's right. You have to spend it, you guys. Oh, and there's going to be crazy. Just like the 90s again. It's going to be full circle. It's going to be amazing. We're going to go back in time.

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