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Time for the staycation setup. The part of the morning mess where we catch up cheaters live on

your radio, we got Hillary and Scottsdale on the line. Now Hillary, well you think you're pretty

sure that your man is cheating. You just want to know with whom.

Yeah, it's really kind of a weird story, but Owen's behavior has been very different. For the last

three months, typical behaviors include being distant and coming home late, just lately,

just the past three months or so. So I started asking him more questions about, you know,

it's schedule. Why are you coming home late? And then he gets defensive. So that being said,

he told me he was going out of town again and would be golfing with co-workers.

So he asked if I could pack his favorite golf socks and his gloves. So here I go. I thought

this was the perfect opportunity to trick him in the digs. I packed his gloves and socks,

but in the side pocket of his golf bag, they always use his anyway. So when he returned from

his trip, he was so happy and told me all about it, including how well he played golf.

Then he said, just one thing, you didn't pack my socks or gloves. So I told him I did pack them.

They were in the side pocket of your golf bag and you actually used your golf bag if you were

golfing. So you would have seen them there. So why didn't you see them? So he just kind of froze

and walked out of the room. He didn't know what to say anymore. So obviously, I think he's caught,

but now I just need to know with who. And I'm thinking it's actually my cousin.

You think your cousin cousin? Okay, this has got interesting. You're losing me about the golf stuff,

but okay, you think he's messing around with your own cousin?

Right. I mean, the time lines match out because he met her three months ago. And she almost never

used to come around. And then all of a sudden, she had every family event and always the two of them

talking. And I don't know. I just have a weird feeling about it. So it's all adding up for me,

but I don't know. I could be crazy, but I need to find out.

Wow. So you think he actually went out of town with someone else or your cousin technically?

I think you went out of town with my cousin, Casey. Yes.

All right, man. Okay. Does Casey have any idea that you think she's sleeping with your man?

No, we're not close at all. So it's not like we would have talked about it. So I mean,

I very rarely see her. Right. Now with the stay case set up sometimes to throw curve balls at us,

do you want to call your man up and see if he takes your cousin Casey on the trip? Or do you want

to call your cousin Casey to see if she picks out your man? I think we should call my husband

because I'd like to hear it from his mouth. Yeah, you got to find out because there's a difference

been doing this bit for so long. There's cheating and then there's an affair. Like if it's just

started and they've just hooked up or how long they've been hooking up, it's more of an emotional

bond. This could be a whole full fledged affair. And if it is, is there a second chance or he's

out to picture? I don't think either scenario matters to me because it's my cousin. I think that's

gross. Right. He's sleeping with my family. You know, I think it was just some **** that I never

met before. You know, that may be a different story, but you can't sleep with somebody's family.

Yeah. Well, you can. You're just not supposed to. Right. Morally. Yeah. I'm not supposed to say

orally. Wow. That's crazy. Jesus porn. All right. So what we're calling your hubs? Oh,

and up next off from the free romantic hotel stay and let's see who he picks for the reservation

because in case he or you Hillary and the show's yours at that point. Okay. Okay. Let's do it.

Hello. Hi, May speak to Owen. This is him. Hey, Owen. My name is Selena. And I'm calling

with the Aurora Hotel with some awesome news for you. You're the winner of our free romantic giveaway

for two. All right. Yeah. So you sound a little confused, but I can explain it really quickly.

We saw you were very present on Google and you'll review. So I pulled your name from those

sides and thought you'd be the perfect person to give us a review in return for putting you and

a guest in our brand new pen house suite with the honeymoon package. How does that sound?

I'm good. Thank you, though. Are you sure? Again, I want to reiterate that it's completely free.

All it costs you is that review and we won't ask anything of you after your stay unless you'd

love to come back and visit us again. Then we're all for that, of course. All right. Let's try it.

All right. Well, congratulations, Owen. I'm really excited to set this up for you.

And something fun we do here at the Aurora Hotel is address a sweet or saucy note to the guest

you're going to be bringing with you. So I can give you a moment to think on what you want the note

to say and then all right, it down whenever you're ready. Okay. I guess we'll go saucy. You

can just write on it. Let's make this time more exciting than before. Oh, okay. I like that. And

not to pry too much, but is it someone you've been seeing for a while or is this kind of brand new?

It's brand new. Okay. Love that for you, too. We're really excited to host the both of you.

And just one more question for you, Owen, who'd you like to bring on this free romantic stay?

Casey. How could you cheat on me with my own

cousin? Owen, it looks like you owe him an apology, right?

Oh, yeah. I know why his name is Owen. Oh, and legally, we got to let you know your live

on the radio. I shows called the morning mess. Your wifey Hillary called us suspecting you might

have her cousin on the side that's exactly what we're finding out here. Cheating is one thing, but

with my family, what is wrong with you? Oh, you're all quiet now. You don't have nothing to say.

Who started this? Was it her or was it you? At the least tell her that.

I did. That's really

unbelievable. You are such a piece of sh**.

Owen, there's a difference and thank you for being honest at the very least that you pursued her

because obviously she's going to speak to her cousin. Now, is this someone that is just a physical

thing or is this a full-fledged affair where you have feelings for her cousin? I don't know.

It's just a fling. I can't wait to tell everybody what a piece of sh** in the both of you are.

Please don't tell anybody. All of our business. Let's do it for that.

You and I are done. I am going to call Katie right the f**k now and shoot her ass.

Oh, well, Owen did that. Hillary, what are we doing here? Are we giving them a second chance

for the marriage or is it a run-out? Okay, well, he didn't get a second chance. I'm calling all the

relatives. I'm telling everybody what these two ass f**k did. Okay, any departing words Owen?

No. Hey, man, at least he's honest. He's honest. I appreciate that honesty, man, because a lot of

guys will deny denied you know you're wrong. We do have counseling available. We do. Yeah, if you guys

think you can work it out, I can give you our girl Tracy's number and... Or at least a mediator.

Yeah, at least something. Maybe you need to give him a position number to make sure he didn't

catch anything from that f**k. Yeah, you should do the same thing with all your respect. Yeah,

technically, because he could have gave you a transition of... Well, because I didn't sleep with that

f**k. What am I worried about? And you certainly hadn't been sleeping with me. I don't know how long

this has been going on. Three months. Well, listen, to do the math, if he was with your cousin five

months ago, I'm just saying better be safe this time. I'm making this any better. You've done that

like two or three times here. I don't... Don't say I don't care. And I don't want to mean this

call anymore. Well, I can just give you the information off air and we'll deal with it there.

He hung up. So Hillary, hold on. See, I was going to talk to you, okay?

Okay. All right, hun. Just saying, man, her math is off. I get it, but you also were saying that

her cousin chewed Owens butt, all this other stuff. A legend. A legend. A legend.

You were trying to comfort her, but you were saying these things. And she should get checked out. I'm

just saying, right? Wouldn't you see how they got to get checked out? Trying to be smart about it,

educate her. Yeah, I agree with all that. She starts peeing razor blades. Oh my gosh.

Excuse me. Don't you? Wow. Okay. How do you feel? That's you? Ouch.

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I was born and raised right here in the DMV and my team is made up of experienced,

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