3/26/26 SLICE OF LIFE P2 - WHAT WENT WRONG AT PROM?

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Just wanted to point at you for fun.

Are you still hot about that prom?

Yes.

Daniel, I hope your coffee is cold.

All right, chime in A33.

730.

6377, listen, it's prom season.

We're asking the question, Colin.

What went wrong at your prom?

No, we did tease yesterday.

One of the members of the mess had the prom at a zoo.

I'm telling you how pissed I would be if it was me.

Thank God it wasn't.

Sienna was you.

It was me, yes.

Same Mary's.

What are we doing?

Hello, budget guys.

Hello, budget.

I will say it did look nice for what the Phoenix Zoo offers.

There is like this area that I never expected that they have as like an event area.

So it did look nice.

However, I will say that they obviously with having animals and stuff that they

had this commoto dragon type lizard thing that you could hold or pet or whatever.

And I do not like those things.

But for the sake of having fun at the time,

I was really into my date.

He was a really nice guy and he went above and beyond of like

borrowing his uncles like old Mercedes to come pick me up.

Okay.

You know what?

I was just like a really nice things that he did to like make sure the night went well.

And not only did I have the same dress as someone which is every girl's nightmare,

I went to go pet and hold this little commoto dragon thing and it ended up

ping on me and then getting on some of his socks and shoes.

And so we had to take off his socks.

Go sockless and his shoes were like rubbing up against him the entire night.

Oh no.

Oh no.

It's just cutting into him so he's trying so hard to fight it.

But he was in pain.

I smelled like commoto dragon pea.

Not a leaky lizard.

He's gonna got a leaky lizard on her prom night.

Hello.

So we tried to make the best of it but let's be real.

It's that sucked.

That's that poor dude.

I know because those shoes are obviously those are a blister waiting to happen without

I was just barefooted.

I wouldn't even have the shoes on at that point.

I think it's pride at that point.

You don't want to get made fun of by your friends either.

Imagine getting clowned.

Yeah.

Imagine getting peed on by the dragon.

You want to get made fun of him for the rest of the night on that.

Yeah.

Yeah, that guy's nickname had to be leaky lizard into college.

Hey man, who's over that LL?

Leaky lizard.

Well, his name was Lucas.

Lucas.

That's he leaky lizard Lucas.

Okay, that problem went wrong.

Oh yeah.

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But let's talk to Darren and Phoenix.

Darren, what went wrong with your prom?

Here's my memory, man.

I actually got to make out with a beautiful girl on my prom night.

Oh, that's not a good thing.

I got caught making out with a beautiful girl,

but that wasn't my actual date.

I got caught kissing this girl by my date.

You cheated on your prom date, Abrom?

Yeah, yeah, I got caught doing it.

Yeah, you guys, right by the punch.

What happened was my date was a really good girl.

No fall to hers.

Wasn't really trying to do anything.

But there was this girl who I think might have had a couple of drinks

or something that made her feel really friendly.

And she wanted to do things.

So I obliged with her, we kind of found a corner

in the building somewhere I won't tell you where.

And we were making out thinking nobody was going to catch us.

But then my date came around the corner and saw me kissing her.

Yeah, I feel like that's something you'd eventually get caught up with

because your date's looking for you to take photos,

dance, those kinds of things.

But you know why you can excuse yourself for a few minutes

and come right back.

Yeah, she was not too pleased when she saw what we were doing.

Yeah, I would assume.

Did you get punched by the punch?

Jesus.

Ruin this girl's like core memory.

I know.

I did.

Yeah, she never forgave me after that.

Let's just say we didn't go home together.

Hey, you know it's prom season.

And you know, obviously we're talking about prom.

We're a morning show.

What if a morning show across the street is doing the same thing

and they have the girl on the line?

Like, yeah, my prom was ruined.

My date she had a heavy crazy.

Let me apologize again.

My bad.

Do you remember whose date it was?

The girl you were making out with, who her date was?

No, man.

I don't remember.

Here's the thing.

I think I knew the guy, but we wasn't friends.

So I didn't care at the moment.

Did he ever find out that you made out with this girl?

Yeah, because when she found it, she didn't stay quiet.

She got really loud to animate it.

Not animated.

You got to have a good man and start clapping when they talk.

That was her.

She's getting the standing ovation at some point.

Yeah, capital font talking.

Oh, God.

Let me find out that you are multiple symbols on up in your face.

Oh, you are lucky.

You survived that because let me tell you something.

If my little girl, Gia Bella, came home,

learned her prom night.

And she told me that she got cheated on on prom.

I'm fishing at night.

And if he came up to you in the beginning of the night

and gave you a hand shake,

I was like, thank you for letting me take your daughter out.

Yeah, I'm shoving your corsage somewhere.

I'm lucky.

You're lucky.

He said, oh, wow.

Oh, not that note.

Thanks for the seat to the shelf.

Thank you so much for your call.

Thank you, guys.

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