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I'm Brian, I work at United Health Care.

So Brian, why do you care?

I care because I don't want to leave anybody behind.

I oversee one of the biggest resource center

in United Health Care.

I see people walked in in my office every day,

just like my parents.

They have no idea about the health care.

I feel like they have my uncles, aunties.

I treat it as people life family.

I'm Brian, and I'm committed to care.

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We are your morning mess.

We got Naomi from Phoenix on the line on Naomi.

Per the email, you suspect your man is cheating

after meeting his side chick.

So you met the side chick already?

Yeah, it's crazy how this all worked out.

Okay, so let's take it from the beginning.

How long have you been with this guy, Manning?

Since I've been dating Manning for three months

and within those three months,

I showed him one of my favorite bars in Phoenix.

So one night I told him I was going out

with my girls in Scottsdale and he was staying in

and eventually my phone died that night

so I stopped giving him an update.

So, well, we actually unexpectedly ended up

going to my favorite bar in Phoenix and the night

and while we were there, I made friends with this girl

while we were waiting in line for the bathroom.

Now, I don't know if the guys on the show know this

but there's no better place

than a girls bathroom in a bar

and she told me she was on a really good first date.

So I was typing her up and then fast forward,

we went to the bathroom in part of ways.

When I went back to my friends,

they asked, isn't that Manning

and they pointed from across the bar

and I looked and guys, he was with the girl

that I made friends with in the bathroom.

The girl that told you she was on her first date?

Yeah.

Crazy.

So we like hit in the corner

and instead of confronting him,

I sent a friend to tell her everything

and when Manning finally went through the bathroom

and I got her number and we talked the next day

combining our stories and in conclusion,

he is a cheating piece of shit

and I love one of her.

So she's listening to this call also.

So you both are just in on this trying to catch him up

and cheating?

Yes.

What's her name?

Her name is Claire.

Shout out to Claire.

One time.

She's a girl's girl.

I love him.

As a girl's bathroom is the best thing

that we have close to unity.

It's the best thing ever.

Love you.

World peace is in the girl's bathroom.

They need to have, you know, call your president up

and meeting in the girl's bathroom

with all these other countries.

That should.

Jesus.

Okay, well, you know how this works?

We're going to call your man up

off from a free romantic hotel stay.

Let's see who he puts on the reservation now.

Let's play the game here, Miss Naomi.

If he says your name and not Claire's name,

do you still feel good about that?

At least while you're the main chick,

it doesn't matter what he says.

You just want to catch him up.

Yeah, it doesn't matter what he says.

Right.

Well, I hope there it is.

Well, then I hope he says Claire's name

because then he's really caught

because if he says Naomi's name, it's just like, uh, yeah.

Yeah, that's no fun.

That's no fun at all.

So even you are hoping he says Claire's name.

Yep.

What if he says another girl's name?

What if it's not even your name or Claire?

He said, be a large feeling on that one.

Yeah.

That would be cool.

Just for the plot, right?

Yeah.

Either way, you're breaking up with him live on the radio.

Yeah.

OK, you are so for sure.

She's so decisive.

Yeah, you just need to go off on a man.

Yeah, I hate him.

I hate him.

Yep.

I feel like I'm in the girls' bathroom, right?

I know, right?

Is this what it feels like?

Girl, you look hot, girl.

What are you exactly?

You do their better.

All right, here we go.

BEEP.

Hello.

Hello, may I speak to Manny?

Speaking, who's this?

Hi, Manny.

My name is Salinas, and I'm calling with the Aurora Hotel

with some awesome news for you.

You're the winner of our free romantic giveaway for two.

I'm not interested.

No, thank you.

I understand that you're very hesitant,

but I wanted to let you know that we wanted to put you

and your guest in a brand new penhouse suite

with the honeymoon package.

And all we ask in return for all of that

is a Google or Yelp review.

Really?

That's it?

Yeah, that's all it is because we're

new to the Scottsdale area.

So we really just want to get our name out there.

So that's why we're kind of picking people

from the sites of Google and Yelp reviews

and bringing them into our hotel,

letting them stay for the weekend

and getting their honest opinion about it.

All right, I mean, yeah, let's do it.

All right, well, congratulations, Manny.

I'm very excited to set this up for you.

And something fun we do here at the Aurora Hotel

is address a suite or saucy note to the guest

you're bringing with you.

So I can give you a moment to think on what you want this note

to say.

And then all right, it down whenever you're ready, all right?

Let's do saucy.

OK, do you have anything in mind?

It sounds like you're kind of thinking about it.

Yeah, yeah, don't be too judgmental.

But put down, I'll play the song that gets you in the mood.

OK, I like this one.

All right, well, I have that written down for you,

Manny.

So just one more question.

Who'd you like to bring on this free romantic stay?

Yeah, Claire, let's see L-A-I-R-E.

I got it.

Thank you.

Hey, Naomi, did you catch that?

Yeah, you're caught.

You lying piece of s***.

Hello?

Yeah, so really quick, Manny, legally,

we got to let you know your life on the radio shows

called the Morning Mass with Naomi, who

heard this whole conversation.

You are literally the stupidest f***ing cheater.

It's embarrassing that you're this f***ing stupid.

What is this all about?

What's going on?

You're f***ing side chick.

We became friends with not even realizing

that we were f***ing the same damn guy.

Isn't that crazy?

How that worked out?

Yeah, how did you think this would actually play out for you?

And you had the audacity to take her to the same f***ing

bar I showed you.

Like, you obviously know that's my favorite spot.

And then I was going to be out of that night.

I hate when they do that.

You were so stupid.

Yeah, but I didn't think you were going to be there

at that night.

That's you admitting that you were doing some bull

s*** behind my back?

Oh, and by the way, she noticed like all of this

is happening because she was listening on the phone call.

And we already talked about what a piece of s*** you are.

So don't bother turning to her and thinking

you still have someone to be with since I'm done with you.

Oh, thank you.

So awesome.

There you go.

Don't even think you had a friend.

Don't even think you had a spare tire.

Any last words, Manny?

This is some bull s*** we can talk about this.

OK?

No, there's nothing to talk about right there.

That's absolutely nothing to talk about.

It's done.

It's done.

Naomi, you're one of my faves.

You're my sheer row.

Yeah, yeah.

Manny you there?

Yeah, I'm gonna let you go second holler at Naomi. I see you later. Yeah, you knew what you were doing, which I respect. Good for you. You had a mission and you accomplished a girl.

I don't have time for this like he's you like on different levels. Obviously he's cheating on you. That's one thing, but he takes a girl to a bar you introduce him to.

Exactly. There's so many bars and Phoenix. Take a different one. I hate that when they take another person to a bar that you introduced him to.

Why would you do that? If you're gonna cheat, not that I ever have before, but if you're gonna do it. Right?

Yeah, you can do old town. You can do downtown. You got to take on a glendale. That's where you take side chicks. Westgate.

Westgate catching us right now. How dare you? It's for side chicks.

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I'm Brian. I work at UDOT Healthcare. So Brian, why do you care?

I care because I don't want to leave anybody behinds. I oversee one of the biggest resource center in UDOT Healthcare.

I see people walked in in my office every day, just like my parents.

They have no idea about the healthcare. I feel like they are my uncles, aunties.

I treat these people like family. I'm Brian and I'm committed to care.