3/26/26 STAYCATION SETUP - A CRAPPY SITUATION

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I'm Brian.

I work at United Health Care.

So Brian, why do you care?

I care because I don't want to leave anybody behind.

I oversee one of the biggest resource center in United Health Care.

I see people walked in in my office every day, just like my parents.

They have no idea about the health care.

I feel like they're my uncles, aunties.

I treat these people like family.

I'm Brian and I'm committed to care.

Well, we played the guessing game with this.

All right, listen, it's time to catch up cheaters.

Live on your radio, ladies and gentlemen, put up the volume.

It's time for that stay case to set up JD.

See you on your guide, Joey Boy.

Now, per this email guys, we read at Ann.

She thought that her man is cheating.

Well, let's punch her up.

Ann, you there?

I'm here.

Okay, Ann, you think that your man is cheating after you found an earring

in a place you never expected?

Now, JD, you thought the earring would be where?

On her ear?

On the bed?

An earring on an ear.

Way to go, JD.

Sienna.

I'm going to say outside somewhere.

You know what I was thinking?

You know when you wake up and there's

like a coin stuck to your face or something like that?

Did you find like an earring like stuck to your butt cheek

or something you woke up and you're like, that's not mine.

It was definitely outside somewhere.

That was the closest guess.

Okay.

This is so weird.

I found it in my dogs, you know,

picking up this book when I took them for a walk.

And I thought it was undeniable that there was

something in there that shouldn't have been.

I mean, this is a weird place to start.

My boyfriend looks supposed to be dogs sitting while I was at the town.

It was like at my house.

And I don't have anything at my house as far as

ring cameras and like that.

But I'm out of town.

I have my boyfriend stay at my place for the weekend.

Watch my dog.

He sent me pictures.

Everything seemed fine.

You know, it was even FaceTime that got to see my dog.

You know, it was fine.

And now like, what could this even be?

Because there's no other logical explanation.

So you found an earring in a dog's poop.

Yeah.

And you assumed that your boyfriend was cheating on you because of it?

That need just to be super clear about this.

Like, I would never wear jewelry like that.

I know how strange it sounds.

But there's just no other possibility that I can think of that.

This dog would end up with this hearing in his school

after just one weekend of me not being around.

This is so extreme.

I get how it sounds.

I know.

It's weird.

It's embarrassing.

I didn't even know how to like tell close runs of mine.

So like, this is kind of yeah, let's just take a deep breath.

So you get back, you take your dog out and you realize he poop

and there's an earring in it.

And your boyfriend was dog sitting.

And it could only mean one thing.

He had another girl over.

Yeah, got you.

Does your dog usually just eat random stuff?

No.

I'm thinking when I pick up my dog's poop,

I'm not feeling anything.

Like, I'm not like, oh, that's a ring.

Or, you know, that's an earring.

So you must have seen it clear as day.

Yeah.

It was not a tiny little stud.

It was a sizeable.

I mean, this is like early 2000s wrapper level.

And like, it's a big time and earring.

Okay.

It's a little cam earring.

Yeah.

Little cam loss earring.

We found it.

What kind of dog is it?

That's the thing.

It's a small little mix.

He's a rescue emotional pretty shit, so you know,

so it's these are his, of course.

Okay.

Well, what we're going to do is we are going to call your man.

You say you've been dating on what six, seven months you said?

Yeah, about that.

All right.

We're going to call him up off from a free romantic hotel stay.

And we hope he says your name.

And for the stay case, if not,

well, Sienna will make sure she lets know it's a romantic one.

So there's no reason why he wasn't take his new girlfriend.

Yeah, exactly.

Yeah, we'll give you the show at that point.

Okay.

I like very unusual.

But could it just been anything?

You could have ate at any time.

Right.

Jump into conclusions.

Yeah.

All right.

Let's find out together.

Okay, Ann?

Yeah.

Okay.

Hello.

Hi, May I speak to Leonard?

He's Leonard.

Hey, Leonard.

My name is Selena,

and I'm calling with the Aurora Hotel.

With some awesome news for you,

you're the winner of our free romantic giveaway for two.

I'm an interested.

No, I completely understand,

but I wanted to let you know that we want to put you

and a guest in a brand new penthouse suite

with a honeymoon package.

So do you think that's something you'd be interested?

How'd you get my number?

We saw you really present on Google and Yelp reviews.

So hold your information from those sites and reached out to you

because we thought you'd be the perfect person to leave a review

for your stay and your experience and things like that

to help us get our name out there.

Yeah, okay.

That sounds cool, I guess.

All right.

Well, congratulations, Leonard.

I'm very excited to set this up for you.

Something fun we do here at the Aurora Hotel

is address the sweet or saucy note

to the guest you're bringing with you.

So I could give you a moment to think on what you want this note to say

and then all right it down whenever you're ready, okay?

All right, don't judge me or anything.

I got you. I won't. I promise.

So I guess put it like a saucy note

and have it say we're going to stay up all night.

All right, straight forward.

I like it.

Now I have that written down for you, Leonard.

So just a one more question here.

Who'd you like to bring on this for your romantic stay?

Her name's Destiny.

Her name is what?

Hello?

Yeah, Leonard, we have to let you know that you are live on the radio.

Legally, we got to let you know that.

Our show's called The Morning Mass

and gave us a call and she overheard this whole conversation.

Can you have other bitches at my place when I'm not in town?

What are you talking about?

What am I talking about?

Are you fucking real right now?

My dog's just out one of your

bitches earrings.

What?

I took the dog for a walk.

I really must have ate it off the street or something.

Don't you find it a little weird?

You immediately jump to a cover story?

Don't you find that I don't know anything about it.

I couldn't have the dog for a walk if it ate something.

That dog eats the screws and nails.

Speaking of screws.

And you still put another girl's name down

for this romantic reservation.

There's that part.

What is this whole setup?

This is just

this is

fucked up.

You know what's

fucked up?

I trust you to stay in my home to watch my dogs

and you bring another

bitch into my home.

Why do you mean so psychotic?

Let's because you cheated on her Leonard.

You idiot in her own home.

I don't even know what to do here.

It's just like Leonard.

You're not apologizing.

You don't feel bad.

It seems like so.

Are you still there?

No, she's crazy.

I just want to let you know so I can let you go.

That's a vacation and I'm taking death.

Neat. I don't want to take hands.

He's gone.

So obviously he didn't give you the apology

that you needed and you deserve

but there were so many levels to this.

It was in front of your dog.

What was that?

The level.

Yeah, that was the level.

There's different levels of just a disrespect.

Not only is in her own house

her own bed,

but not in front of her own dog.

Right, you can't have an animal president.

No.

I honestly just happy that I've only spent six months

of my life with this man

because I'm not going to make a habit

of letting low-quality men waste my time.

What'd you do with the earring?

It is in my garage right now.

I don't know if that's up here,

but it's like,

I mean, what are you going to do with it?

Throw it away.

Or take it to a jeweler

so you have to think how much is worth.

Well, just half a one.

Let's go.

What if it was enough to vibe around the margaritas?

I mean, then it feels like a win, right?

Or a beer.

Nice cold one.

Just nice cold tacate

and a cold mug

and some tacos.

Some tacos.

You ever heard the term tacos before, Vatos?

No.

No, you know what a Vatos is?

No.

It's a man.

So you take out your ladies,

you sell that earring,

you get a round of drinks,

there's some tacos,

tacos before Vatos.

Say that with me.

And tacos before Vatos.

There you go.

There you go.

Go to Palm First

and then go to Taco Second.

You know what I mean?

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I'm Brian.

I work at Unite Healthcare.

So Brian, why do you care?

I care because I don't want to leave anybody behind.

I oversee one of the biggest resource center in Unite Healthcare.

I see people walked in in my office every day,

just like my parents.

They have no idea about the healthcare.

I feel like they're my uncles, aunties.

I treat these people like family.

I'm Brian and I'm committed to care.