3/13/26 NACHOO'S REVENGE - BESTIE NDA?

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Okay, stop for your favorite prank calls. It's time for not chose revenge with your

morning mess. How you doing? It's Joey Boy. What up is JD? And it's Sienna.

Hey, let's say good morning to Stacy and Phoenix. Good morning Stacy. Oh, hi.

Oh, hi you. So the per the email we hear you have a little issue. I guess with your best friend

Charlotte, what's going on? Yeah, this is actually insane. She made me sign an NDA for like the

dumbest reason. What? For the people that don't know what an NDA is, it's basically a non-disclosure

agreement. Meaning when you sign it, it's like a contract that you can't say what you saw or

take any pictures. Correct. Yeah, that's basically the deal. And it's like if you talk,

you're in legal trouble. Got you. Okay, what was her NDA for?

Okay, this is so dumb. I can't even stand it. But basically, okay, she has been with her man

for like eight years. And he has not proposed to her. And she is over it. She has had enough.

And like they've talked, they've known they want to get married eventually. But she wants

her ring now. She's done waiting. She has decided she's taking matters in her own hands.

And she's going to propose to him. What? I guess she doesn't trust the girl code between us.

I've kept secrets for her for years, but she didn't trust me to tell me how she was going to

propose. So she's making you sign an NDA? Because she's proposed what? This guy's not a

select. I was thinking like she's dating a celebrity. This guy's not a celebrity anything?

No, it's just a normal guy. And she's been like, I mean, I kept bucketing her because I was like,

oh my god, why are you being so secretive? Like, just tell me. And eventually she was like,

fine, I'll tell you. And then she whips out this effing legal document. And it's like,

if you say anything, I'll take you to court. What? What?

She's proposing to her man, so. Yeah, first problem here.

You would never see an unnever. No, personally, I would not. What do you think about girls that

are proposed to their men? You do you, girl.

God forbid, they're still shivering in this world. I can't even say shivering.

So is it you just signing this NDA or all the girls that would be coming out in her wedding

one day? Well, I guess I'm the only one who she's told. So I assume just me. But

that's weirdo. I don't know. I was just like so shook when she put it out that I was almost

not going to sign it just to be like, fine, don't tell me. But then I was like, it's got to be

amazing if she's making me sign an NDA. Like, it's got to be something crazy, right? So I just

sign it to like get the story and it y'all, it's not even exciting.

It's not even a good proposal. Okay, so on this NDA, does it say like what you'd have to pay or

what would happen? Yes, five grand. Five grand if you say anything? Yeah, I wish I could do that

with some of my friends to be honest. You say anything. You owe me five grand. But I don't even want

to say anything because like, it's not even a good proposal. Like, it's not even worth telling

anybody. Yeah, this is all very weird. First of all, very unique. She's proposing to her man,

pretty cool. But he's not a celebrity. She's not a celebrity, is she? No, this is just regular

phone. You're right. She's doing way too much. She's watching way too much. Yeah, I'm definitely

coming in. Open the door. I'm coming in because she's been watching too many episodes of

keeping up with the Kardashians or something like that. All right. So what do we have in mind,

Stacy? What kind of prank call? Well, I'm thinking since she's just like so obsessed with this

surprise being ruined that we should like reverse ruin a surprise. So like, if you call her,

like, if you're calling from the restaurant that her boyfriend, but you proposed to her.

Oh, like, she doesn't know he's going to propose to her. So like, we reverse ruin it.

If that makes sense, reverse doing no, reverse going on it. Okay. Okay. I work with that.

What's your friend's name again? Her name is Charlotte. Charlotte. Are you ready, Stacy?

Yeah, let's do it. Here we go.

Hello. Hi. Good morning. This is Nostra Savi. This is Nostra with two olds with

Paradise Valley. How are you, ma'am? Because it's really hot outside. Hey, hi. How's the going?

Hi, so damn hot. I mean, get it. Do you have any tips on how to cool yourself down?

I'm sweating like skewers. It's like really bad dripping everywhere.

Sounds great. Well, you know what? I just tell you right now, it's not great. I've gone through

six shirts this week. I'm almost as nervous as your boyfriend or soon to be fiance at this point.

Am I right? I'm sorry. Do I know you? Are you sure you caught the right person? Because I don't

have an engagement plan. Well, yeah, you don't, but he does. You're a very lucky girl.

Bragg about it more. I see the sublibs. I see it. I see you. Okay. One day I will have mine.

Why are you calling me? But how do you get my information? I don't understand.

Oh, my boyfriend. Almost fiance is putting together a really fancy proposal. So I ask for your

number so I can see if you had any food allergies. That's it. Are you allergic to free holless?

Okay, you have to be joking. Please tell me this is a joke. It's a joke.

Thank you for freaking me out for second there. But it's not a joke. You just told me to tell you

that it was a joke and I'm not a good liar. So here we are. I'm a Libra. Okay. Can you answer

my question now? Because I did what you told me to do. Now, let's proceed. Okay. Food allergies.

Chris is really thinking up for posing. Oh, honey. He's not thinking about it. He is proposing.

There's a difference. Obviously, he basically bought the menu. I mean, this guy is a keeper.

He is a keeper on you. Tell me this. You're literally ruining my life right now.

Okay, dramatic much in him. Okay. Because women proposed a man. Okay. That's good. You probably

think women know how to fix cars too and vote. That's crazy. That is beyond sexes and the fact

that you're calling me to ruin my own purple. It's so disrespectful. And is the opposite of

what you should be doing. Okay. Okay. I hear you. But if we could just move on to if you have

any allergies, the free holistic. I really need to know that because that's on everything we put on

here. Have a lot of work to do to set up this engagement and you're kind of wasting my time.

So let's get back to it. Are you waiting your time? Yes, ma'am. Whatever plan he had.

Cancel it. Like, you can you cancel it right now? I can't. He already paid for it. Wait,

did you break up with him during this call? Because then this is a stupid idea. Oh my god,

I have to do that when I literally I've been on the phone with you. Well, I know you have a small

little brain, but you could have texted him or sent out a tweet or something. They still tweet.

They still do twitters. They still do that. I don't know.

reservation. Please cancel it because you don't want to get proposed to or because you have a

food allergy. You got to explain which is it. Okay. Because I know for sure you don't have a nut

allergy. Never mind. Never mind. Listen, do you want the dinner or not? Because I think it's

rude. You made him pay for all of this when he didn't even get to the champagne or the fact

that he flew in your whole family to sit next to you after the fact. So oh my god, I'm going to

throw up. What the hell? No, the ring size is unbelievable. I mean, that has to be at like three

carrots. What a waste of our time. Seriously. Do you feel good about yourself? Seriously?

I feel fine. Thanks for asking though. I'm good. Besides it's dripping. Is you're so

sweaty. I'm hanging out. Okay. Okay. We're really quick. Really quick. Really quick. Before you go,

I should tell you something. Okay. This is a prank call. You're on the morning show called

the Morning Mass and your best friend Stacy called us and put us up to this. So there she is.

Oh my god. Okay. He's not proposing, right? No. And you, your proposal plan is terrible.

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