3/13/26 SLICE OF LIFE P3 - WHAT WAS YOUR MIDLIFE CRISIS?

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JD made a decision yesterday.

How long have you been thinking about this decision?

Years actually.

Years.

Yes, and then I finally just pulled the trigger

after getting hammered in LA a couple weeks ago.

Right, and turning 40.

And turning 40 in a couple years,

so I-

Midlife crisis is happening with JD Platinum.

Blonde is where he went.

Shout out to my girl Emily, who just was so kind.

Ask her out already.

I have gone out with Emily once,

but I think we are better as friends.

She knows it.

Yeah, yeah, does she know it?

Yeah, Emily's great people.

She is so sweet.

You saw her, Sienna?

Yeah, she was cute.

Real pretty.

No, there's different levels, right?

We decide we decided it's cute.

Pretty, beautiful, beautiful, stunning.

You said she's cute.

I think she's beautiful.

Yeah, okay, let's go make sure.

Sorry, I forget about you guys as like rankings to this.

I think someone's cute.

I'm just like, they're overall pretty beautiful, whatever.

Yeah, I know.

I think she's beautiful.

You got to ask her out again.

Try that again with this hair.

Okay, just cute bit over here.

Listen, we're trying to help JD out.

Like, when did you know you were going through

a midlife crisis?

And what did you do during yours?

Now, we have a big fan of the show.

His name is Cholo Myers.

This guy, his whole Instagram,

he's wearing a Michael Myers mask.

And I guess he has a Cholo lifestyle.

Yeah, not scary at all.

Nah.

Yeah, tonight we're right.

Dark Alley, walk into Tulsa,

and a guy who looks like a Cholo's

wearing a Michael Myers mask.

Yeah, and then come to find out he's like the nicest guy.

Yeah, he is the nicest guy who listens to us.

Well, he's going through his midlife crisis.

So, shall we talk to Cholo Myers?

Yes.

Cholo Myers.

What's going on, bro?

When did you know you were going through yours?

I'm trying to figure out a hobby is what I'm trying to figure out.

So, are you winning right now?

Yeah, I'm 40 years old.

I just turned 40 last year.

So did JD.

No, I didn't.

What?

I turned 40 in two years close enough.

No, it's not, but it's not 40 with all due respect.

Cholo out when you're going through your midlife crisis right now.

What hobbies did you pick up, JD?

Obviously, you need to pick up pickleball.

Pickable, right?

That's number one.

You need to go outside.

You need to, well, what do you enjoy?

What are you like doing?

Honestly, my biggest thing was bowling.

I used to bowl in like tournaments and leagues

until I messed up my back.

Well, that doesn't end.

Yeah, sciatica is calling.

Yeah, that's exactly it.

It comes with old age.

Yeah, that just comes with it.

But you need a hobby for midlife crisis.

Now, I feel like midlife crisis is you're doing some extravagant.

Like you took up surfing or winboarding or snowboarding.

You never snowboarding in my life.

You got to go with the flow in the theme of midlife crisis.

You got to do something extreme, can you know?

Yeah, because isn't it kind of connected with the fact

that you want to feel younger?

Younger.

Yeah, you want to feel young again.

So you're trying to nourish that.

Cholo Myers, wearing your mask.

This is what you got to take up, cycling,

get some tight ass, those shorts that they walk around,

get a $500 bike and start riding it in the sunset.

That is a midlife crisis, hobby.

I think that's it.

I think that's it.

Yeah, that's a good idea.

Going down Milav.

You know, just going down Milav.

Absolutely.

Yep, with the expensive shades.

Yes.

And the whole fit has to be tight.

Yeah, with the mask.

With the mask.

With the mask.

You can current very juice.

You want to know everything.

On a skateboard.

Come to our live podcast in the biking outfit

with your Michael Myers mask.

Then we're making a statement at that point.

Yes.

OK, I'll jump.

Like Paulie Shore.

Like, you know, with the shorts, like,

spandex, with the short, like,

jorts, you know what I mean?

Absolutely.

Why not?

Go out of it.

I'll cranberry juice all night on us.

Side note, if you're wearing jorts,

you're for sure going through a midlife crisis.

Especially if you cut them yourself.

Right.

My God, well, thank you for the call.

All right, you guys have a great day.

Don't tell us what to do.

I'm not telling you what to do.

Just have a good day.

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