3/17/26 STAYCATION SETUP - DOUBLE DIPPIN DATES

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Right.

And the best part?

They accept discover.

Accept discover?

In a little place like this?

I don't think so, Jennifer.

Oh yeah, huh.

Discover's accepted where I'd like to shop.

Come on, baby.

Get with the times.

Right.

So we shouldn't get the parachute pants?

These are making a comeback.

I think.

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It's time for the staycation setup with your morning mess.

Trying to catch up these cheaters, man.

Now we have Fiona that has emailed us three times.

But there's so many cheaters happening right now.

Sometimes it takes time.

So be patient with us.

So for the email we saw that,

you suspect your man is cheating after you.

Think he doubled booked himself for a date.

Explain what this means.

Okay, I do.

Sorry for all the emails, but I'm anxious.

It worked.

Thomas and I are in that gray area,

you know, where we're not officially dating,

but we agreed not to see other people.

And over the weekend,

he wanted to take you to a winner's favorite restaurant.

And he planned the whole date,

which is always, you know,

it's always sweet when a guy does that.

So I had this feeling like he's going to ask me to be his girlfriend

because he set up a whole thing.

And I was really excited.

And then he asked me to drive separately

because he was going straight to work.

That was like fine.

I don't care, you know.

And I texted him that I was leaving a bit early.

So I'm going to get there sooner

but he didn't reply to the text.

And usually he does.

But I just said,

he was getting ready and coming from work.

And when I arrived,

I saw him walking arm and arm with another girl to her car.

And I stayed in my car to see what he was doing.

And they hugged for a bit.

And he kissed her cheek before opening the door.

And then my idea, of course,

I'm a chick.

So I recorded everything.

It got out of my car.

Need receipts?

Okay.

Clock it, record it.

Bell it.

Right.

Because I was like,

am I really seeing this?

You know, and I walked up to him

and he acted like nothing happened at all.

It was nothing.

I asked him who it was.

And he said it was an old friend that he ran into.

And it's like,

okay, that's not what it looked like.

And he said to drop it,

because he didn't want to argue.

And I tried to drop it,

but I couldn't, you know,

and I was right,

because he did ask me to be his co-friend.

I know.

But I told him,

I'm not saying yes until he told me like,

the truth is about the woman that I saw.

And he just spoke to his story.

And I don't know.

I just have that look

about feeling about it.

It's a woman's instinct, you know?

And so I said,

I think about it.

And he's been calling

and texting to reassure me

that nothing happened.

And this woman is no one.

I don't know.

I thought I need to set him up on this call.

Who can you guys to hear it for myself?

Right, right, right.

Oh, he was double-divine on that day.

He did. He got a two for...

I disagree.

What do you disagree about?

Well, he kissed her on the cheek.

Okay.

He was 10 toes with saying she was just a friend.

I can understand.

Maybe she told him something sad

and that's why he was hugging her for longer than he needed.

And then he asked you to be his girlfriend.

Yeah.

So...

Do you, with a good friend, JD?

And or Sienna,

do you give him a kiss on the cheek

if they're a good friend?

Sure.

Yeah.

I have some friends that I have good friends

and I'll give a kiss on the cheek.

Yo, JD, he's right.

You sure?

Like, any ask you to be his girlfriend?

Why would he do that

if he was just playing the field?

I don't know.

I'm just trying to figure it out loud.

Maybe he was getting one last swing in.

I feel you, my boy.

Oh, that.

Yeah, sure.

I'm about to commit to this other bird.

One for the road, eh?

I think you're going to be okay.

I think this is fine.

Maybe you've caught him.

So it's not like he was hesitating, you know?

Like, he, at least I think told you the truth.

That's what I'm hoping.

All right, well, let's get to Sienna's.

Yeah, I'm going to call him up.

I'm going to offer him this free romantic stay

and we'll see who he puts his name down

on the reservation when I ask.

And if he says another girl's name,

then he can absolutely take it away

to your show at that point.

Did he mention what this girl's name was?

He didn't mention a name,

but now I feel really nervous.

Okay, it's all good.

The only name he should be saying is yours, Fiona.

Just take a deep breath.

I sometimes don't have a good feeling

this can go 50-50, but JD's right.

Could have been a good friend.

I know I have very good friends when I say bye.

I'm Puerto Rican.

We kiss all the time, so.

Exactly.

I do feel like Gen Z is slipping in this department, but...

I think you're going to be good.

Okay.

You ready, Fiona?

I'm ready.

I'm ready.

Here we go, Sienna.

Hello?

Hi, miss, Victor Thomas.

Yeah, who is this?

Hey, Thomas.

My name is Selena,

and I'm actually calling with the Aurora Hotel

with some awesome news.

You're the winner of our free romantic giveaway for two.

No, I'm not interested.

No, I completely understand,

but before you hang up,

I know you sound a little confused or skeptical,

but we're new to the Scottsdale area,

so all we ask you to return for this free stay

is a Google or Yelp review,

and plus we're going to put you and your guests

in a penthouse suite,

along with the honeymoon package.

I mean, is this all free?

Yeah, it's completely free,

and like I mentioned earlier,

we just need that review from you,

and you'll be good to go,

unless you want to visit us again,

then we'd love to have you and your guests again.

Yeah, sure, not as well.

All right, well, congratulations, Thomas.

I'm going to go ahead and set this up for you here,

and something fun we do here at the Aurora Hotel

is address a sweet or saucy note

to the guest you're bringing with you,

so I can give you a moment to think on what you want the note to say,

and then, all right, it down whenever you're ready, okay?

Okay, I'll do saucy.

Okay.

And just have it say,

what would you want me to do to you tonight?

Okay, perfect.

Well, I have that written down for you,

and just one more question here,

who'd you like to bring on this free romantic stay?

Her name is Grace.

I knew you were on a date with some other

way to go, JD.

Way to call that one.

What's on me?

What?

Hey, yeah, Thomas.

Well, legally, we got to let you know something real quick,

that you're live on the radio.

Our show's called the Morning Mass,

your girl Fiona called into the show thinking

that you might have someone else in your life.

How the hell could you be so bold

and go out with another right before you and I are supposed to go on a date?

Look, I don't know what you think you saw, okay?

Are you fucking kidding me?

You're going to gaslight me right now.

I have literal proof.

Well, here's a question.

Thomas, the girl that she saw you kiss

on the cheek, is that Grace?

Were you just dating two different girls at the same time and

that's a yes.

Okay, so why you pick her name for the reservation instead of Fiona?

He's not even answering.

This whole f***ing is stupid.

I mean, I asked you to be my girlfriend and you said no.

So now you're mad at me that I said another girl's name.

We were never even official like that.

What the hell?

Oh, okay.

All of a sudden we weren't official.

We literally had the conversation of not seeing other people.

You asked me to be your girlfriend.

The other reason I said no is because I caught you.

Whatever.

I'm going to be in the wrong with Godless.

So officially you aren't really boyfriend and girlfriend,

but it seems like you couldn't even answer the question.

Was that girl you were kissing on the cheek?

That girl Grace?

Obviously you were dup-a-dip in that evening doing two dates

and just because she didn't say yes,

you were still kind of dating the other girl and said she was just a friend.

Look, man.

I mean, we weren't official.

It makes no difference.

You're acting like a little s***.

You can't even man up and admit you're out in a date with another woman before me.

Technically.

I'm teetering here, Joey.

No, I get it.

Technically he wasn't cheating.

I will say that for you.

And because he asked you to be his girlfriend.

You said no.

You're upset that the girl before him.

I do believe he lied that he was on another date.

We were on a date for him to ask me to be his girlfriend.

Oh, that's true.

I'm so glad I found out.

All right, Thomas, you there?

Yeah, what happened?

You know, to make sure we can hang up on your hold on.

Technically, Fiona, he wasn't your boyfriend,

but morally that was wrong because he dup-a-diped that night and lied about it.

I mean, he didn't dip into me.

Right.

Anymore.

Yeah, well, at least you know now whether it's technically cheating or not,

at least you're done with him.

You know, you don't need to make that risk anywhere.

You got to rescue to get the best get.

It is time for you to call that next man in your phone,

been waiting for you.

That guy that you could have cheated with and you put it on pause

because you were a faithful queen.

Who you calling next?

I don't know.

I got to check my phone,

but tell your friends on single.

JD, she's single.

No, this is all our fault, guys.

She emailed us three times.

I knew we should have just avoided it.

And you notice that?

I told JD what you interested.

He just dodged that date.

Real crazy.

Are you kidding me?

This sounds toxic as hell.

Hell.

I'll do respect.

It's fine.

I don't think we're match either.

Oh, bye Fiona.

Not match.com.

The ticket, Lady Jennifer of Coons.

Well, many thanks.

Good, sir.

Here is my discover card.

They accept a discover at Renaissance fairs.

Yeah, they do here.

Discoverers accepted at the places I love to shop.

Get it with the times.

With the times.

You're playing the loot.

Yeah, and it sounds pretty good, right?

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