3/18/26 NACHOO'S REVENGE - REVENGE FOR YOUR AMUSEMENT

Let's go!

Okay, I'm going to get to it. Everybody's favorite prank calls, nachos, revenge with the morning mess.

Okay, mess. Let's say good morning to live.

Good morning, Liz.

What's up, what's up?

Hey guys, yeah, so I'm calling up because I need advice on how to break up with my boyfriend.

Okay, we'll send it to you, Sienna.

Yeah, so I'm not going to say what amusement park we went to, but I will say that it's one of the most popular ones for people to go.

And rumor has it that people have an amazing time, like 100% of the time.

Sounds very happy.

Yes, exactly.

And we went with a couple of friends and, you know, we were specifically told to get this, like, line casting where you can skip the, like, general admission line.

Yeah, that's the way to go.

Max was in charge.

Yes, he was in charge of the tickets and doing all that and getting the passes.

Well, guess who forgot to buy one?

You.

Wait, he forgot to buy one for you guys, or just you?

Yeah, no, she forgot to buy ours, but our friends got theirs, of course, but he forgot to buy ours.

Yeah.

So basically the fast fast lines essentially, like, sold out and the people that we went with, like, they weren't going to just stand in the line.

Hell no.

How would it show you?

See you at the end.

See you there.

Yeah, yeah, they paid for it.

So I was like, yeah, you guys like get what you paid for.

Like, you don't need to wait in line for us.

So they went and did their own thing and like, literally, we weren't even together.

We waited for every ride in every line.

Max had one job.

Yeah.

One job.

I planned everything else.

I planned the flight, the hotels, all of that.

He had one job and he couldn't even follow through on that one job.

You got to break up with him.

You have to break up with this guy.

That's horrible.

Clean.

So I do have to confess that we lied and skipped the line on one ride because we really wanted to go on it.

And our friend essentially paid the worker $20 to let us.

We drive our way in.

Like, it was a club or something.

That's joy.

He's like, I've had enough.

You're $20.

Oh, I was getting on.

I would totally do that.

I would totally do that.

Yeah.

To that worker.

To the worker.

To the worker.

Yeah.

Okay.

So what do we think of for the prank call?

Well, I was thinking that Nacho could be from that park.

Like, that's the 15 parts.

And say that Max has to pay for a fast pass equivalent to all the people he skipped in line.

I like it.

that they caught him and that now he has to pay for all those people's fast passes basically

that's one of it and let me just tell you it was a lot of people banned for life if you don't

pay up all right i can have fun with this one all right let's mess with her man here we go

hello hi good morning this is not your time it does not show it to us with

how are you this morning sir i'm doing good how are you happy always happy around here

those are the rules around here i guess happy happy happy i mean the gas is a trillion dollars but

what can you do about that right you vote it for that that's good yeah gas prices duck for sure

uh what do you drive hello hi hi i understand all the small talk you were trying to do i'm just

waiting for you to apologize at this point enough with the gas prices i'm not following a

podcast for what i see you were trying to buy a fast pass through our conversation but welcome

to the rest of us okay i need you to stand where you are sir and just tell me okay just tell me

what the f*** are you talking about that language language in your listen did you talk like that

around the children as well really really really really good really swell way to go i mean i don't

nobody did so i really don't know what's going on here okay so you hey kids okay is that what

you're saying what what the hell is going on here are you sure you've allowed the right to start

yes our security confirmed it with you who illegally entered the wrong line without a fast pass do

you remember that you're really going to bust me for skipping one life well we're not sure if

it was just one line sir we can't prove any of your other violations you probably had while you were

here move on do you guys normally do this to every single person yes yes if we can cast them then

we use as much force as possible we discipline the adults like they do their children

okay so what are you going to do like ban me from ever cutting there okay well i'm thinking about it

if you want to keep getting snappy with me i'm all ears big ears this is so f***ing stupid okay fine

okay you owe thirty dollars for every person that you skipped who could have gotten a pass i would say

you're probably at about ten thousand dollars right now does that sound pretty accurate of all the

people you cut on that line i am not being you in thousand dollars yes you are not happening i don't

think you understand who we are sir give us the money and we'll leave you alone okay because i'm

not in the mood not today okay i usually don't yell you're trying to charge me for every person i

skipped a line for yes that's really what's happening yes i'm just believing me to f***ing

below language sir you made 57 children cry in line they're on a field trip from the inner city

they saw what you did we have their statements since kids never lie you should try having one for

Christ say you'd be a crap father but they still have fun because you would just say forget waiting

a line we're going to cut him out for every person i skipped huh no one have to accept that apology

and move the hell off or no i want to hate for you not to see that stick next time you're out

rollerblading which is weird by the way you're like 40 i saw you on instagram you shouldn't be

rollerblading sir a threat it's whatever you want it to be sir you have to pay up or nothing is

forgiven you may not allow we what you pay for something i'll tell you right now you you pay for

like i don't know being embarrassed in the radio over a trillion listeners listen to the morning

mess obviously you're on the radio this is a prank call well um your your girl live call the

stop she wanted to ruin your morning by pranking you and you fell for it i knew this was a

hey live came up with the i-f*** up i told them everything babe i had to get you back you messed up

i mean okay but like the rollerblading part like i mean you said what's funny but the rollerblading

you're going as man shitting do that it's okay i have a pair as well

that explains a lot he wears a fanny pack with it all right