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Sienna hit Ivan with a non-negotiable when they eventually have children. Did you have a non-negotiable gift after you had a kid? Follow us on socials! @themorningmess
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JD, CNN, you guys, Joey Boy, we're having your conversation with sis over here.
Sienna, it's brought up again with you and your man about one day being blessed with a baby, but you have a newborn and non-negotiable situation that if and when there's some non-negotiables with your man.
Yeah, I was telling him how it makes me super nervous of when people have their newborn babies in a bed because my biggest fear is,
obviously, I don't have the kids, but to roll over and suffocate the baby got to keep them alive.
So I was like, our non-negotiable is we have to spend the money on a king size bed.
Because you're rocking right now. A queen. A queen. How long have you had that mattress?
Oh, that one's new because we bought it when we first moved downtown. So that's probably like two years old.
Oh, you haven't had it like 20 years. Like JD has had the same mattress in college, which is so sick, bro.
Let me tell you right now every person that's ever slept on it has said it is amazing. So I'm not changing it.
Yeah, because it's beyond broken in. It's like sunken. Yeah, blue light that thing.
All right. Anyways, ladies, what's your newborn non-negotiable situation that you're going to give your person a heads up? Hey, if I have this baby, this needs to get done.
A three three seven three six three seven seven. We got Taylor and Scotts down the line or I tailor what you're.
I was gonna say newborn non-negotiable.
Non-negotiable. If I was able to breastfeed my husband had a boot job.
Okay. Okay. Nice. The baby feeders were going to get a little.
A whole blue job or a lifter. What are we thinking?
I'm thinking of the whole thing. I've had four kids and this was like pre baby. So I kind of brought this up to my husband and I don't think he loved it at the time.
But now after the four kids, I'm on my last one. I'm currently finishing up this breastfeeding system right now.
We're like, no, we're doing this will be better for our world. I keep telling her.
Better for our world. Anything to bring world peace.
It saves us money more than whoever knows. So I'm like, please don't ask the cause. Let's just do it. Let's book it now.
Oh, those are expensive. Some are like 25, 30, 35 bucks to feed the baby with the formula.
What? Yeah, those containers with the cup. So if she, yeah, she's saving them a lot of them at the four kids.
Now, can I ask a personal question, Taylor? Yeah.
What size were you when you first started baby feeding?
A average B. A average B. Now you had the four kids. You're done having kids.
Yep. Okay. What size are we going for? Your husband owes you a what size?
I would love a perky, perfect C plus.
A perky, perfect C plus.
Now, I know for a fact these girls are yelling at the radio right now. Uh-uh girl. Get that D.
Get that D. Well, that's why you have four kids. You got that D, but a C plus.
So you don't want to go to D. Are you are you smaller framed? Is that why?
I am like, I'm trying really hard to not have that body look. Nothing wrong with it.
But I just don't want to be really skinny and then turn around and go, whoa, she's like, take right there.
So I don't want that. But I feel like if they put it up to me because you know how they bring out the silicone and put it up to you.
If I see it and I'm like, oh, I love it. I might change it up.
That's so real. You girls is like going to the mall now at this point.
Just like shopping around window shopping. Yeah, you got options. No.
Would you have any resistance from your significant other on this demand?
Like, yes, like in the beginning, yes, like you do not need this, like in the very beginning before children.
But then afterwards, after you saw probably my second child, I'm like, do you do what's happening here?
And then of course, like when you're pregnant and afterwards, they're pretty full. They look great.
But then when you're losing that, they look like sad balloons. And I'm like,
sad balloons.
Sad balloons.
Right.
Oh, a sad balloon.
On board.
Yeah, I think of those. You know, when you go to a party at the end of the party, it has a string on the balloon.
And it's just dragging on the floor.
Oh, you got sad balloons.
It's official giving out.
Exactly.
Okay.
I don't want sad balloons.
Yeah.
Let's look forward over here for sad balloons.
Again, she's trying to get perky, perfect sea pluses.
Yeah.
Okay.
Did you ready to get it done? Or is it going to get done?
Oh, no, it's getting done at the end of this year.
We already booked this appointment.
Like, as soon as I have her, everything was all being good.
I was like, book that for me now.
Good for you.
I love that for you.
Yeah.
You deserve it.
You can't.
See?
See how to.
Thank you.
Jenny, you think you would do that without being a newborn nonnegotiable.
Negotiations, you would say with your husband.
Like if I get one of these and I have sad balloons, you have to give me a perky.
A perky.
A perky.
A perky perky.
A perky perky.
A perky perky.
A perky perky perky.
A perky perky perky perky perky perky perky perky.
I consider it, but personally, I don't really want a boob job just in general.
Okay.
But it's nice to put up on the board.
Now you're giving me ideas, Taylor.
So I love that.
Yeah, it's not like man is gonna resist that like oh no don't do that the only thing
I think it Taylor was he resisting because of the price because he has to pay for he's like you're fine
You're totally fine. Yeah in the beginning was definitely the price
But I'm like dude if you could add up all formula for all four children like we could have a man
Should at this point, so this is like on a low side of things right? Okay, it sounds fair
If a man really wants to have a child with you, it's a pretty good non-negotiate
And it's kind of sweet that he was like I love you the way you are, so I give him credit for
or that
Like what if I like said balloons
You see halfway through that negotiation. I'd be like deal
You do benefit from it as well. I want perky perfect deal
Yeah, you have me a per
Well congratulations all the kids healthy all is good with the family
They're all great. Yeah, we're doing great over here. Okay. Well, I can't wait to meet the kids obviously
Well, thank you for the call very encouraging for Seattle to hopefully get knocked up one day
And that could be on the list as a potential, you know, yeah, the sad balloon
Lily think change. Yeah, honestly, who wants a sad balloon? Yeah, you want helium hunkers
What's helium hunkers all right on have a good one
Okay, ladies call up. What is your newborn non-negotiations if you can get knocked up? What do you need let us know more your calls up next?
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