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Sienna hit Ivan with a non-negotiable when they eventually have children. Did you have a non-negotiable gift after you had a kid? Follow us on socials! @themorningmess
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The I-Ticket Lady Jennifer of Coons.
Well, many thanks, good sir.
Here is my Discover Card.
They accept Discover at Renaissance Fairs?
Yeah, they do here.
Discover is accepted at the places that I love to shop.
Get it with the Times!
With the Times!
You're playing the loot.
Yeah, and it sounds pretty good, right?
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Listen, ma'am, we're in discussion.
What is your non-negotiable situation if you have a newborn?
Baby talk with Sienna and her hubby is at hand,
but you told them we need the king size bed if we're gonna have a baby.
Yeah, we currently have a queen,
so we definitely wouldn't need to upgrade that if and when we have children.
Can you imagine if you're just like,
you're just getting through life right now,
just getting by and you have like a full size bed with your person.
How big a king size.
Did you ever like jump from one or two sizes up from that first bed that you have?
Yeah, I had a full size and then I went to a queen.
Yeah, I changed my life.
Dude, when I went to a king, I was like,
what the hell?
Look at this real estate.
How big a queen is.
You're so right, though.
King size beds are huge.
Yeah, it's your own land.
Yeah, you got to remember like I'm used to mine,
but when I first got a king size bed,
I looked at it like, oh my God,
build a house on this thing.
It's amazing.
All right, so that's the deal.
We're asking you to call a three three seven three.
Oh, six three seven seven.
You get knocked up, ladies.
What's the newborn non-negotiable with your person that you have to have?
If you do indeed have this baby,
newborn non-negotiable is going to be clean in the bottles.
If I'm gonna be feeding the baby,
getting up at night with the baby
and the other person has to be clean in the bottle.
Oh, that's a big responsibility
because those things pile up and they stink after a while.
It's really interesting because when I went to Atlanta
where my sister is,
and that was my first time seeing the bottle build up.
You know, and so I was in charge of cleaning all the bottles.
I'm like every time.
Like this is every time.
So to be honest, no.
And the negotiation with my lady,
if my lady was like, hey, you're gonna have to clean the bottles.
I'm like, no, we have to choose something else.
You're gonna be the worst bottle ever.
So counting the bottles and you're like, oh, wait.
No, one's missing.
I got a gun and then you're on a long search for a dirty bottle.
Yeah, because it starts stinking
and then you get freaked out.
Like, what if I build up
and it's just like not good for the baby?
Yeah, you got to find that bottle.
I never thought about that.
Maybe the last one where it's full of milk
and then the next time I find it,
the milk is all chunky, it's hard to clean.
I'm like, yeah, I think it's just,
I think I'll throw it out and just buy a new one.
Yeah, so almost like, let's put it in JD terms
because you understand this.
It's like cooking and cleaning.
Like you make the dinner.
I hate it. I hate dishes.
You hate dishes.
But sometimes if you're a good partner,
if you cook, I'll clean.
Right.
JD, I'm not gonna do that.
No, I'm not gonna do that.
Oh my gosh.
I'm kidding.
I'm kidding.
I'm kidding.
I'm kidding.
I would do whatever she would want.
I would do whatever you want.
No.
Now, how many kids do you have, love?
I have three.
I have a 10-year-old girl, five-year-old boy,
and a three-year-old girl.
Now, was your partner pretty good at this?
So, like, all right, I'll feed them.
You clean the bottles.
It was pretty 50-50, but it was mainly
just getting up in the middle of the night
with a callicky baby.
Oh.
My third one, K.
I've been through it.
I know what to expect, but definitely I can see
where she's coming from with the King Five Bed.
It's definitely a must as well.
Yeah.
Okay, I feel validated.
Thank you.
I appreciate that.
Well, I just got a text from your husband, Ivan.
He's like, he sees your King size bed.
And he ups you.
Why don't we just get bunk beds?
Is what he said?
That way, you stay with the baby on one mattress.
He'll get one to himself.
Oh, hell no.
If I have to suffer, Ivan's suffering with me.
If I'm going through it.
I'm going through it.
Oh my goodness.
Yeah, I feel like that's a newborn non-negotiate
on the ghost that a lot of ladies will put up there
as like, hey, we got to take turns waking up for the baby.
100%.
Yeah.
It's only fair.
I feel like it's also still harder for women,
especially if you're breastfeeding, though, too,
because the baby's going to want the boo.
Yeah.
By the way, I just found a baby brezza bottle wash
at Target for $300.
So I'm down.
I'm down.
Don't spend the money on the bottle cleaners.
Just literally the more basic, the better.
I've learned that with three kids.
The more basic, the better.
The more you save money, the better.
You don't have to be top notch with your baby.
Of course, everyone needs their own,
but you don't have to go above and beyond.
All you got to do is just nurture
and take care of the baby yourself.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I told you that with your friend, remember?
I was like, she's going to get so much stuff
for the baby shower that she won't even use.
Yeah.
That's fair.
They'll allow grow it.
By the time you even realize you have it as well.
Yeah.
If you're trying to give the perfect gift for a parent
or a baby shower, diapers, just give the diapers.
Yes.
Dippers and wives.
Those are the main two things to give for a baby shower
or even a gender reveal as well.
Yeah.
And love.
Just give them love.
Of course love.
Yeah.
And if you want to be different, give the couple
a gift certificate to one of their favorite restaurants.
That always works as well.
Yes.
A date night for mom and dad is always included.
Yeah.
They had the unprotected sex to make that baby self.
That's right.
Hook them up.
We appreciate the call.
We love high on the board as well.
Is now cleaning out the bottles.
Thanks for the call.
Have a good life.
Just what to do.
Bye.
And what does Ceci and are you any closer
than getting knocked up or?
I don't think so.
Keep trying, I guess.
Are you telling your husband?
Yeah.
Get more out of every mile when you share the ride to work.
With carpooling, you'll have time to relax,
save money, and pick up new friends.
Commuter connections can help you find carpool partners
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Even if you're commuting just a few days a week,
it's a free service.
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Every dollar saved.
Every friend made.
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at commuterconnections.org
or call 800-745-RIDE.
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Right.
And the best part?
They accept discover.
Accept discover?
In a little place like this?
I don't think so, Jennifer.
Oh, yeah, huh.
Discover's accepted where I like to shop.
Come on, baby.
Get with the times.
Right.
So we shouldn't get the parachute pants?
These are making a comeback.
I think.
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Based on the February 2025 Nilsen report.
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