49'ers Handle Business Vs. The Rams + Austin Huff Joins The Family | Mostly Sports EP 730 | 9.11.26

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2:02Oh, that's all I got. What are you? What are you? What are you? What are you? You can end it. It's Friday September 11th, we are live from Chicago. No, dear. We are brought to you by Modelo, which means tomorrow is our... I wish I hadn't done the champ. Tomorrow is our birthday, Brandon. Yes, we've been on the show for three years. Three years tomorrow. Wow. Namely tomorrow because we didn't want to start on September 11th. That's right, that's not a joke. That was... Yeah. We started on a Tuesday. We're going to start on a Monday and then we looked at the calendar and we're like, yeah, probably should... Not the best. Which should an extra day, but yeah. Shut up, those people. We've been doing the show for three years. Three whole years. It's going to get good this year. And we got nothing to show for. Not a goddamn thing. A damn thing to show for it. No. But I will say this, we were brought to you by Modelo, that crisp, smooth Modelo is part of college football tradition. No matter where you're watching, at the tailgate posted up in the same lot with the crew since back in the day.

3:03With the same Christmas back in the day, at the bar sitting in your lucky seat with a Modelo in your hand, Saturday after Saturday or in the stands, not spilling a drop of your Modelo through every fan quake. Because it's not just game day tradition and those who keep it alive deserve a Modelo Modelo, the official beer sponsor of the college football playoff drink responsibly beer imported by Crown and Port Chicago, Illinois. Stock up now. What do you want to talk about, Brandon? Well, first of all, I'm going to make a prediction. I think this is the year, our third year, that we get a retweet or a mention at some point from Dave Portnoy. You think so? I think at some point in the next three 365 days, Dave Portnoy will acknowledge this show exists. So you'd be fine with any acknowledgement. You don't need support. Well, we got having acknowledgement when he said almost sports will walk through. So we got that. What if he was like these guys are bozos, you would take that. That's pretty much all I get from. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I would get that in a heart. You're not asking for like Dave to be like, this is a good show. No, not asking for Dave to just say this show, this show exists. Yes, correct. That's what I'm looking for.

4:03And you know, on every third birthday we've ever had on the show, we bring in a guest. That's right. That's right. As is tradition. Let's welcome in our 9-11 guest. It's Austin Huff, who is, we have three-fourths of the Bobby Bones podcasting Mt. Rushmore. Connor Griffin is fucking everything up by not being charlamagne the god. We're not charlamagne. Let's say I could try and get charlamagne. You could just magically become charlamagne the god. We would have the Mt. Rushmore complete. So this isn't charlamagne? That's not charlamagne the god. No. All right, well, I was used to four. Yeah, I thought it was a boy. What do the odds you think Josh could get? Charlamagne on the show by 1130. It's none. Better than you think. Zero. Yeah, you can't say zero. He got a random, he got a, just a meme, lighting on the, on the shirt. Yeah, I never understand how he asked these people. We are Booker Austin is like the best in the business. He's unbelievable. Clearly. Yeah. That's how he gets.

5:04While you're here. Yeah. But I never understand how he gets these people to say yes. Yesterday on the Yacht, the other show we do, we were kind of mocking a woman. Yeah. We weren't mocking. We were pointing out that the internet was mocking. We were pointing out the internet was mocking. The internet was mocking. And we weren't piling home, but we were looking at the pile. We were intrigued by the piling on of this woman. And like we're trying to understand why everyone's piling on this woman. And long story short, Josh like reaches out there. And she comes on the show. And I like in the back of my mind, I'm just like, why would she say yes to this? Like why? I don't know. I don't know how he does it. He's very good. So when the one of the first times we had Bobby on, he said the one person he always wanted to meet was an obscure Arkansas weatherman named Ned Permey. That's right. I think he said that at about 11 o'clock. By 11.25 Ned Permey was on our show. No joke. So if you have someone shout out Ned Permey. Shout out Ned Permey. Yeah. If you have someone in your life, you've always wanted to meet. Say it now. Okay. Because there's a chance we can make it happen.

6:06Richard Branson. Wow. Is that can we do that? Yeah, no, I think he got to get it. We can certainly come on. You're the best. You're the best. I'm a big game. I just see it happen. Imagine these zoom in at the same time. Charlotte made the God and Richard Branson. He's got to practice. We have to like lump one of them. We're like, oh, you're saying get him here. Get why not? Get him on the count. What's next to Charlotte? I mean, that's that's Connor. Oh, Connor the God. Connor, you know what? You know what? The Branson. Huh? You know Richard Branson? I did just have to look him up. I don't know. Not fully in the Richard Branson game. I thought I thought you know him because he named his company. Did I do? Shit. Fuck yeah. Just seeing the name of the company. You fucking idiot. You fucking. Oh, I walked out into that. Yeah. And that's that's why we're on the Mount Rushmore. That is that that is not Rushmore material right there. That's how we do that is. Yeah, Thomas Jefferson and whoever the other one is.

7:11Oh, man. Football game happened last night. All right. So now ask me what I want to talk about. What would you like to talk about? I'd like to talk about the football game in Australia and how absolutely mind blowing it was for me to be sitting at home at eight o'clock with completely dark skies and just the brightest football game you've ever seen. Yeah, but there will be a lot of chatter, a lot of palover, if you will. There will be a lot of online discourse about the Rams in their plan. And I don't know if the Rams were ready or not ready. I do know this. The Niners were super ready. Yeah, they were over ready. They were perfectly ready. Almost two ready. They were the exact amount of ready you ever want somebody. So maybe the Rams made the right decision. Maybe they didn't. I know the Niners made the right decision. And I believe last night it probably wasn't statistically his best game. I thought Purdy was fucking amazing last night, especially in the second half. They came out. It was 10-7. They score immediately. The Rams were like, they're going to score immediately. Fort down, stop. They go 99 yards.

8:11And what seemed like seconds just went down there. But Purdy was unbelievable. The throw, the rollout and the throw he had to debosanimal to basically the back breaking touchdown was fantastic. I thought that was one of the best rock parties I've ever seen. Using his legs too. He's his legs. So I have six scenarios for you. And you tell me which one of these feels most right. Sure. You can, of course, you can divvy them up. But I want to know which one is the biggest share of the pie chart. For you. Okay. All right. Done. Number one. The 49ers are just fucking awesome. That was the story of this game. Okay. Okay. The number two, maybe the Rams actually suck. Maybe the idea that like the Rams are a super team. That was never true. Sure. They just aren't a good football team. And they're not going to be a good football team. Sure. Number three, the Rams are just old. The roster that you're looking at, there was a time where this would have, in fact, been a super team. That time has passed. Yeah. They're like five years too late. This team is just simply too old. Number four, they've picked, are we ready for?

9:13Where are we at? Yeah. Should be four. Rams are victim of their own tubers, Brandon. And by that, I don't mean the sleep schedule thing. I mean that they've been told that this is a dream team. You're going to win the Super Bowl. Just show up and you'll beat every team you play. Sure. And that's what we saw last night. Number five, the Rams were, in fact, wrong about travel, which is kind of their own hubris situation. But what we saw last night was, basically, one team was like, we should get our bodies ready. The other team was like, yeah, fuck that. Well, we can just show up and play. So a third of these are about the hubris. That's right. And the last one is, which I find interesting. And if you're trying to be a Rams apologist, maybe you could consider this one. The Rams just simply never cared about this game. The moment it was announced, they were like, we got to do what? We got to fly across the world, play a game, and then fly back and get ready for week two. Fuck that. They didn't even take Aaron Donald. We're not even going to take Aaron Donald. We're going to fly down, spend as little time as possible. Get back, get ready for week two and beyond and get ready for the rest of the season. You could argue that's hubris. Which is hubris. Which one of those are you like, I feel like that's what I saw last night. I think it's number three. And that is the one that deals with me. Which one? That is the one that deals with me.

10:13Simply being cold. The one who said it, but I still don't remember which one. The Rams are old. All of the super team talk, the Rams are old. Matt staffers 38 years old. There will come a time. Quarterbacks go to bed, sometimes elite and wake up. It's over. And I don't know if it's already happened. I don't know if he's already had that day where he wakes up and he can no longer play quarterback the high level, but it is coming and it's coming very, very soon. So everything about the super team, everything about being five to one favorites, everything about all of that. He's old. He's old. They can't even take their defensive lineman because he's so old. Like there's their old mark. What he wore is hat backwards and kind of sideways and he didn't look old there. So you can't old guys can't succeed in a young man's game. It's not possible. Oh, like give it up. Retire. Go go go have fun with all your money and your kids and whatever. And follow the brain of Walker College football show and TikTok. Yep. Tomorrow night Saturday night. I'll be live at 11 p.m.

11:14I'll be wanting to absolutely go to bed. I'll need at least two naps during the day. Speaking of, I just woke up from a nap. So congratulations to me. Now I think it was, I think it was, I think it was age and I think it might have been a little bit of one, number one too. Every time I watch the Niners and this has happened for five years now, I'm taking it back by how many good players they have. Yeah. And I'm not just saying across the day, but like, Debo gets back signs back there. Debo was done. Debo was washed. Debo was all full when he went to Washington. Debo's Debo again. Now he's good. You know, Mike Evans was had a couple of moments there where but but then Mike Evans was good. And then Christian McCaffery starting the second half that they kind of held him in check the first half. The first drive the second half he's just blitzing through him. So he looked great. Like they're just, they have so many damn good individual players. A trip Williams in year 17, Malling people. Miles Garrett didn't play last night. Miles Garrett did not play. Yeah. I would have played him. Yeah. I was surprised.

12:14I was surprised that he didn't want to play. So he did play. He played. He just didn't do anything. Awesome. What do you make of a football game happening in Australia? I, this whole game to me was like a like a Marvel movie because you know, you've got, you've got the villain in the Rams, right? And they are the super team. Nobody can beat them. They're, they're Thanos. Then all of a sudden you get this team. It's, uh, practices next to an electronic substation. They get these super powers, right? Oh, interesting. From San Francisco. Movie starts with a car crash. A mysterious car crash with their head coach. Maybe that's where the powers come from. Then all of a sudden, now they're, they're playing Australia Friday at 11 a.m. They're coming back. They arrived back to Los Angeles in San Francisco Friday afternoon. That's time travel. Oh my god. Yeah, one of it considered all this. One of their coaches didn't even get a birthday. Yeah, sure. Yeah. Yeah. There's time. There's our bud. So he's next to your stations. There's heroes and villains.

13:14Yeah. There's fake, there's fake Niners waiting on them. That's, oh my god. Yeah. Oh my god. You think if he hadn't got arrested, he would have gone to Australia. It's just for two. He was just got ballad on. I think if you're Dejan Love, it made him think it's legal there, right? Yeah. Well, that's fine. But he would have, he would have had to to keep up the graph back here. He would have had to disappear for a couple of days. So he would have had to. But I think he could have. Like he goes to Cancun and make a picture. That would have been his Super Bowl. Because like no one in Australia would have known. Like you could have walked around Australia with his helmet. And everybody would have thought. So he could have really pulled it off down there. Oh yeah. Or so. Yeah, it's almost a tragic story, Brandon. If you just would have waited like, he was like one month. We arrested him too quick. Yeah. It was like one month away from reaching the peak of the storyline for himself. He might have been like aimed at this Australia game for years. Yes. And this is low bird league. I'm going to work on it here. And he almost made it. I'm going to work on it here. And then I'm going to go down under and it's going to be smooth sailing. Yeah. They will have no idea. He might not have come back. He might have like retired. He might have said, you know what?

14:15I'm not going back to 49ers. I found my home here in Australia. It would have been a national hero. Do you think they dedicated that win to him? Oh yeah. In the locker room. Yeah. And then he'll be held up. He's Jersey, you know? Yeah. This is for days, John. One thing I learned about myself last night is that I just, I'm punting on the idea of ever understanding Australia time zones or understanding what time it is in Australia in relation to where I am. What city would I never get it? I will know it. Like it's really not even that complicated. Like if you sit down and like think about it for a second, you can get there. But like I just don't want to do that. I just, I'm with you. I turned on the game. I was like, it's light there. What the fuck? Yeah. Um, my buddy, Sam Vassini, who, who, uh, you know, or at least I brought him up on the show a handful times. There's, uh, uh, is an NBA draft guy and all that. He lives in Melbourne. He went to the game last night and he called me. He lives in Melbourne? Yeah, he just lives in Melbourne. Why? Melbourne is vice from there. Wait, what was the name of the city? Me of Ben. Did you notice? Yeah. I did. I did. No, you go. No, you go.

15:15He goes, meb and we'll be back from, from meb and he was doing that all night. Um, but he called me yesterday after, after work. And it broke my brain, brain, because I was like, I know he lives in Australia. I'm going to call him back. But then like, and then he said, I'm going to the game and then I'm thinking about like, should I call him after the game is over? What time will it be? Sure. It'll be late for me. What time will it be for him? It's in the middle of, and long story short, I just realized I'm done doing this. I'm done trying. I'll never get it. But I just want to treat Australia as though it's like a different portal, a different dimension. Yeah, timeout. I don't only want to try to make sense of it. Timeout, Mark. If, of all days yesterday, last night, while watching the game and knowing you could see that it was in the middle of today, but he was at the game. Right. But so should I call him? But you could see it was in the middle of the day. Right. If you lived the game in an hour later, you're about to go to bed at 10 o'clock. You could call him because you know it's like 3 p.m. there. We had all the context clues in the world, wherever I'm at. It was too late for me. I was a sleepyhead and I wasn't sure if you were a sleepyhead. Was he going out for brunch after the game? At four o'clock? I don't know.

16:15I don't know what time it was. That's a good question. I don't know. Was it brunch? Did they do brunch? Was he getting? It's upside down down there. They do brunch at like six. I don't know. It looks beautiful. It looks awesome. I do. And the people, the Connor, would you make it the Jonas Brothers halftime? Specifically the people dancing around the concert. I made note of them that they just like were they didn't seem to give a shit about the beat. They didn't seem to give a shit about the song. They were just kind of like flailing their arms around. Yeah. I'm settling smiles on their faces the entire halftime show. Seem like the cameras too were keeping tight on the Jonas Brothers because they kind of were catching the same signal that you and I were catching. But the Jonas Brothers, somebody in this group chat, there's another creepy crawler on the ground. Somebody pointed out that the Jonas Brothers just don't have it anymore. I didn't even say anymore. I just said they don't have it. I just never. I didn't feel like they had it. I didn't feel like they have it. I don't, I don't, I realize I'm not, I'm not even like criticized in the halftime show. I didn't think they were bad. It was fine.

17:16I was just like, I don't. That felt like a karaoke performer. That's, that's, yeah. It felt like a, like a, like a bad one. And listen, I, there's no musical act that embodies when I started missing pop culture things more than the Jonas Brothers. Yeah. I didn't know who that was. Yeah. I, I, I, I recognize one of them for being the cute one. But I, I couldn't tell you one of their songs and I did, I did zone out. Connor, are you okay? This mic stand is, is a little bit messed up, but I'm, I'm good now. No, Connor, you came in late. Yeah, I was working on a, a tiki top. And you did an outfit change. I'm going to voice over. Well, yeah, no, I, I took, you can't handle the creepy crawlers on the ground. I'm, I'm a little bit disarray today, but I'm kind of, we've got bugs. Except it. I guess so. I'm not going to eat them though. That's for sure. Shout out Jack Mack. Uh, what? What does that mean? Eat the bugs. See, he's always talking about they're making us eat the bugs. They want to eat the bugs. We're not going to eat the bugs. They being, I don't know in the bugs being, I also don't know.

18:16Well, Jack, well, that cleared it up. It might be all the little bugs. It might be metaphorical. Oh, no, I'm not. Brandon might know better. Brandon did a show with Jack Mack. So yeah, might be surviving bar stool bugs. I did a show with calls football Jack Mack, not TikTok. Oh, he got, at some point during our run on the Brandon Walker on NSA roughness, TikTok got, got it, it's claws into him. And I lost him and he's, he's gone to just, I'm not. Jota's brothers. Yeah. I also did that song from Hot Rod, which I didn't know was a real song until I heard them perform it and looked it up and it's a song by an Australian guy, which makes sense. Hot Rod being the Andy Sandberg movie? Yeah, 2007 classic. Never seen Hot Rod. It's so hot. That's great. But every time I watch a Sandberg thing, I'm like, I should watch everything Sandberg's ever done. Yeah, pop stars. Pop stars on the way. Pop stars. Pop stars so funny. I pointed this up before. Pop stars Nick Tureini's favorite movie. And every movie Andy Sandberg's ever made is so funny and so good and makes zero dollars. That's correct. Costs tens of millions of dollars.

19:17Yeah. Is an absolute box office bomb. But everybody who watches it was like that was so good. He's will feral without the box office. Yeah. Yeah. It's unbelievable. I feel bad for the guy actually. Brooklyn 9.9 is also amazing. Yeah. There you go. But I don't know about that. Pop stars is like one of the funniest movies. It is. It made zero. I mean, yeah. Pop star never stopped popping. Isn't that was the full title? I keep telling Connor he should watch it because the main character's name is Connor for real. And I feel like there's a lot that he can take out of it. Real riff. Yeah. I got I got to get to it. Connor bitch. I'm going to try and watch it this weekend. It's going to be loaded weekend. Well, you also got to watch the sports documentary. He did the week we mentioned this one yesterday with the seven days in hell. Seven days in hell. The two of us won and then tour the tour to something tour to force. Tour to force? Yeah. Yeah. They did the tour to France. Yeah. It's a John Cena. It'd be prepared for a lot of penis. A lot of penis. He puts porn to pharmacy. That's right. Yeah, tour to pharmacy. I just moved higher up on his list, I guess.

20:18The Bash Brothers one. That one I never watched. That one was strange. It's like half musical. Do you think a sandwich sits alone with his thoughts? Do you think he's like, everything I do, people fucking love? Or do you think he's like, unboxed off his poison? Do you think he's haunted by the fact that like the suits of Hollywood are like, we can't ever green light anything you do or do you think he's like, I like to think he's comforted by the fact that audience is absolutely fucking love him. I like to think he's unaware that even put it in movie theater. I like to think he just creates it to have it created. Yeah. And it exists. And then he emails the file to Sony and never thinks about it again. Yeah. I like to think that's all I hope. I hope, yeah. It's a weird day. I think that'd be a tortured spot to be in as an artist, I think. Did digital shorts for us? No, did you ever have a bad one? No. Right? Like I know. Yeah, no. Like trying to name a bad digital short. What's the best one? Dicking the box.

21:18Easy son there. Threw it on the ground. Yeah. Boom box. Dicking the box. Gis in my pants. Gis in my pants. My pants. Hands might be the best. Gis in my pants. Dicking a box is very good. Dicking a box. Who could forget? Who could forget the dick in the box? Mm-hmm. You get sank. Oh, I was just doing a Sam Burm. I was like, yeah. I like it. Austin, what's your background? Because I know you're obviously a Chicago guy now. Yeah. I think you're a Nashville at one point. Yeah. And you can show up wearing a Missouri hat. I'm all over the mountain. You're kind of all over it. All over. I grew up in Nashville. Did radio, sports talk radio for 12 years probably. Then kind of bounced me all over. I worked for Jim Rome for a little bit in Southern California. St. Louis. Now here in Chicago. And this is my... Now I work in country radio here in Chicago. I host the morning show, 199.5. And that's what I'm doing now. Country music. I was at a Garth Brooks concert last night.

22:19It's gonna say if you're going to see Garth this week. Yeah, I saw him last night. Garth this year? Yeah. What day is Mark? Where? Rosemont. Really? Yeah. I can't go. I can't go to 90. It's all state. It's awesome. It was great. Yeah. I have to meet Garth. It's Garth for a reason. Yeah. He was full-send on every show. Yeah. He has two names. You only need one. Yeah. Right? Oh. He just tweeted this picture, which I just... Oh, yeah. My hair's standing up on his forehead. Yeah. It's a picture of an artist. I'm glad you clicked on that. He zoomed in a little bit. Yeah. Didn't know what. Hardy's here tomorrow night, too. Yeah, McCendry. Hardy. Hardy. Yeah. I'm going to go watch Mr. Stakegame weatherman on his bus. Oh, nice. So... I have a question. Yes, play. It's a country music radio host. How much Luke Bryan is currently in the rotation? There's a lot of Luke Bryan. Like how much... There's a lot. Is that a choice you make or is that a choice it's like overarching from the station?

23:21How much creative control do you have over the playlist? Probably one of the biggest misconceptions about radio is that we are disc jockeys. Which we don't use discs, nor do we get to choose the music. Music director, program directors that kind of make all those decisions. Nor do you straddle the record player and write it as those. Well, he might do that. Yeah. So you're neither a... Maybe. Yeah, it's not going fast enough. Well, walk me through your daily routine. Like let's say, wake up. Coffee. Coffee. Coffee. What do you do after wake up and coffee? I put on mostly sports to catch up. I'll fuck that's the right answer. Yeah, yesterday's, you know, happenings. Then, yeah, I'm out the door. I get in. 4 a.m. is wake up. Yeah, me too, brother. Yeah, it's not fun. I was just trying to... Wouldn't wish on my worst enemy. I was just trying to make you do the Luke Bryan song. Right. But he's got a new one. Oh, what's the tree? Break goes the part.

24:21Park goes the butt. Park goes the butt. But does he feel real? That's it. Park goes the butt. Number seven on the country charts right now. All the comments on everyone of his TikToks are just far goes the butt. Park the poop. Every comment is park goes the butt. What do you make of... Austin, what do you make of Bobby got mad at me when somebody asked me on the show, like, what was Bobby Bones playing with? I was where I said, oh, it's just an incredible country music DJ. Yeah, very question, brother. And he got all, oh, he got pissed. He's like, first of all, I'm this, that, this, and that, and this, and that. And then I looked and was like, yeah, you do all your dancing, you're all that. But he is, he's, I mean, he's the man. Bobby's a mogul. But a little like the country Ryan Seacrest, but that was kind of a shot of you. I was like, I'm way bigger and better. I was a country music DJ. DJ, I would kill myself. Well, guys, guys, I'm not a country music DJ. Please, come on. I thought you just said you were. No, I am. No.

25:21I mean, I, I use the word host because I don't, I, I have no control over the music. I feel like DJ means you're like, right, you're picking out what's being played next. So I, we, we host a morning show where we just talk about our lives basically every morning. So, um, but it, yeah, the DJ part, I don't have a problem with it. I don't, I don't, I know, like radio is such a niche industry. Yeah. And if you're not in it, I don't expect you to know the inner workings of it. Yeah. Yeah. Talk a little ball. So the NFL has started. We got the Patriots. Um, the other night with, uh, with a lukewarm performance, right? May three interceptions in the fourth quarter. Last night we got the, the, the Niners looking good and the Rams looking pedestrian. And, and, you know, I'm not going to do week one over reactions with the Rams. They're still going to be good. I, I assume they'll put it together. But I do come out there thinking the, the Niners are way better than I thought. Yeah. Um, but now this Sunday. So I'm going to go through the, uh, the, the, the noon games. And you tell, you tell me which of these noon games tickles your packer the most.

26:23Okay. Okay. Okay. Not sure why use that phrase. Um, we got bears at Panthers. Okay. Poggle bears. Carolina Panthers. All right. We have the rate to division winners. Um, correctly. Did the right, did the bears win? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I think that's what I'm saying. Carolina Panthers who ended the season on a loss in a tie break or somehow, but still won. Yep. Okay. The Ravens and the Colts. Obviously the Colts were, uh, were very good early in the season before the injury to Daniel Jones. And then the Ravens are getting a lot of Super ball buzz with their new coach. You've got the Falcons at the Steelers. Who's playing quarterback for the Falcons? Nobody knows. There's not two of those. Super rush. I believe it's currently. Super rush. I believe Cooper rush is taking the first-room reps. How do you, did you see two as injury, by the way? It was the most relatable, like, playing sports. I shouldn't be playing sports injury ever. What was it? He just, like, threw a pass. It was, like, maybe like 15 yards and just, like, grabbed his back and felt like that.

27:25Oh, yeah. You're just like, I, I really, with that so much. How old is he? And not, let's see. He's old enough to be grabbing his back. I know he's got a lot of injuries. A lot of injury history with him, but. He's 28. Like if Matt Stafford did this, that's a, yeah, that checks out. Aaron Rogers does this. That checks out. He's 18 years old. That's. Well, he's sat right down on that thing, didn't he? I meant on the throw, guys. I didn't mean they said that. If it's out there. Over the podcast. Come on. We're watching. What video you was. I'm watching the same thing you guys. Come on, man. You have the, uh, the Browns at the Jax. Sure. You have the, the Bucks at the Bengals. Uh-huh. Those are two teams with some buzz. Uh, the Jets and the Titans. Those are two teams without any buzz. Uh, you have the Saints at the Lions. And the Bills at the Texans. I think that is probably your marquee match. There's one. That's the answer. Yeah. One that stands out to me. It's Bill's Texans. It's, uh, I think Saints at Lions could be imminently watchable. Uh, with Tyler Schuck and the, uh, and what they're doing.

28:26I think they're excited about that and the Lions are, they're also getting Super Bowl buzz. Where's the, where's the line of Super Bowl buzz? Like eight teams. Um, I think it's more. Because I did, we did the, yeah. When we were doing the quarterbacks, you could win the Super Bowl thing the other day. Yeah. But I'm, I'm optimistic about a lot of teams. That's why I, uh, that's why I love the NFL. It's because week one, I do feel like half the league could ostensibly win the Super Bowl. Now that, now half the league cannot actually win the Super Bowl. No, that's illegal. That's illegal. That's illegal. That would be insane to give the Super Bowl trophy to half the league. Your record, I think. Yeah. Absolutely be the record. What did you even wanted at that point? I got a, I got a sneaky answer for you as far as an intriguing game. Jets Titans Brandon. It's a, uh, now what intrigues you there? One team's going to be one and oh. One team's going to be feeling good. One team's going to be looking good. And I think both teams feel like they're going to be better this year than they've been in the past. I don't think the Jets are going to be all that bad. I think, I think both teams are in a position where they're like the whole world thinks we're total dog shit, but we're not. And one of these teams is going to be emboldened by being one and oh coming away. I guess they could die.

29:26But, uh, you know what I mean? One of them is going to come away one and oh, maybe some positive vibes into locker room. And, uh, away we go. The funniest outcome would be a tie though. A tie that would be the funniest. Yeah. Good. I don't, I don't know. I'm looking at that St. Lawrence game. Um, I think the Jets could be a sneaky super ball team this year like sneaky sneaky. Uh, and then I want to see what the cults look like because, um, I don't remember if, if, if we were like fully on board with the cults with the one thing like eight and one at the time. They started six and one seven and one something like that. And then Daniel Jones got hurt and then it all, it all fell apart. Uh, I think that's a huge one. And then the three 25 games, uh, carnels at chargers, packers at Vikings, dolphins at Raiders and commanders at Eagles. Cowboys at Giants Sunday night, Broncos at Chiefs Monday night. Oh, it feels so good to read schedules. It does. We're so fucking back. Which that's what we do on the show. Also we just, we just say the games are going to happen. We offer no real commentary. They have those teams. Games could have been fake matchups and I just, it feels so good.

30:26Tights we should, I mean in honor of it being one of our, our three year anniversary, we should do one of the first segments ever from the shop. Can the Niners go into feed? Yeah. All right. Yeah. Read the path. Yeah. I mean, we were doing 49ers undefeated watch. Let me see. Let me see if the Niners have a path. So here we go. Um, all right. Week two dolphins at home. Yeah. Got to feel about that one. Pretty, pretty 2 and 0 week three carnels at home. Hey, feeling pretty good. Now week four Broncos at home. Did they all, they never leave home? They never leave home. Just for the second bit. It's the job. It's a tub. It's an absolute. That's four week five. It gets interesting at the Seahawks. Now that could get interesting, but, but, yeah. Kind of a coin flip. Also, and if they win that, there's no guarantee the quarterbacks back. Yeah, that's right. That's right. That would be drew locks. So we're going, uh, commanders at home. They play a lot of terrible teams. We're at six and 0. Um, at Falcons. Seven. Oh, God. By week. Eight.

31:26Raiders at home. Yeah. They're home with the by week. By week in San Francisco. Uh, Raiders at home coming out of the by week. Uh huh. As the weeks to prepare for the Raiders at home, are you serious? That's obvious. That's unfair. At Cowboys. Yep. That's tough. But this is probably around the time of the year, Cowboys are falling apart a little bit. Sure. So November swoon. Mm hmm. That's right. Yeah. Vikings at home week 11. Mm hmm. They do every game is at home. Uh, Seahawks at home week 12. Is this how they got to go to Australia? They said. We'll go, but you've got to give them everything home games. Um, and then they're at travel the rest of the year at the Giants. Rams at home who they're obviously way better than way better than obviously at chargers. Mm hmm. At chiefs. Okay. Eagles at home and Cardinals on the road. That's. Sounds like we're on the road to undefeated. Yeah. Um, are you, are you on board with how low key everybody's treating the chiefs? Or are we, are we completely over letting them be in the top, uh, you know, third or top top five of the league just because my home's existed.

32:33Is that that completely done? It does feel like everybody's over that I kind of what have they scared to be over it. Yeah. Well, they weren't that good last year, even before my homes got heard. Right. They were like almost mathematically out. Yeah. I think they were a game under 500. They were damn close to being eliminated anyway. Um, what have they really done to? To earn your trust back. What is happening when it back? I don't know if I ever lost it though. Oh, you never lost it. Even last year as they were not. They won three Super Bowls in four years. Yeah. And now we're on. This is the third season they haven't won a Super Bowl. So we're going Eagles. And then last year it was. Yeah, but last year saying they didn't win the Super Bowl is kind of hand waving away some problems. They did not look good. At all. The offense was uninspiring all season basically. Yeah, I guess I guess what I'm thinking of in my mind is people are lining up to trust in the Ravens and people are lining up to trust in the Bengals. And they've done nothing to earn that trust either. Right. I agree with that. I do agree with that. We look at the top of the AFC and we say this team, that team, this team, that team, this team, that team.

33:36And none of them have really shown on a more than a one year basis. They can do it. Yeah. I do agree with what you're saying there. Yeah. But I just think I just doubt on what your peril is all I'm saying. Yeah, divisions tough, I guess. You got to factor that in. Radist charges. Whereas like the Ravens, the Ravens don't have that tough of division. Well, you play the Browns twice. Yeah. Bills don't have that tough of they get to get the dolphins and jets, you know. Dolphins could be frisky. They could win. You think so? They could win two games. Dolphins could win two games. And you're sitting here saying they can't. So one of them might be the bills. Could be. I got to tell the people all about well. Oh, oh, look, we have a, we haven't had this ad all week. You want to do it? Yeah, I'll do one. Yeah, yeah, you go first. Well, I didn't even realize we haven't had this ad all week. They're welcome back Reese's. Reese is the official candy partner of Arsenal sports. Man, oh, man, I just nothing better than I haven't been able to talk about them all week.

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35:37What the fuck? What the fuck? How was it at? There were zero Reese's in that box. I think you just threw an envelope. It was a gravy. It was a gravy boat. A gravy boat. A gravy boat in the Reese's box. Unbelievable. Just had a gravy boat. Goodness. Reese's, the official candy partner of Arsenal sports, go get Reese's wherever you shop. All right. Oh, else. All right. We put it off long enough. I've been... That's a hockey puck. There's a hockey puck. There's a hockey puck. There's a hockey puck. I waited down, so it would travel. We put it off long enough, Brandon. I've been wanting to talk about this for now, 38 minutes. Austin walked in wearing a mizu hat. If Austin was not even going to be on the show, I was going to want to talk about this. Big one today. And then I saw him walk in with the mizu hat. And we have to talk about it. Did you see the Kansas football? Oh, my God. Did you see the odds? The, the, the, uh, hey, we're right in your room. Yeah. By the way, those other guys, they love slay.

36:37That was proper. That was the, yeah. Would you, would you like to rebut that, Austin, as a, as a mizu guy? Look. That was, I, I love it. That was, that was awesome. It was, that's awesome for rivalry. That's awesome for college football. Yeah, look, they say in the SEC it means more. I don't know. Apparently not to the video guy at Kansas. My gosh. Uh, it was. Yeah, it was, uh, music. Or can we see it? Well, is mizu on the right side of history? No. No. Okay. No. Been there, brother. And also like if you're asking if it's that deep, they answer. It is that deep. All right. Standard helmet. No, it doesn't exist. Great, great song. Neither does mercy. This rivalry is different. Cause it's built on something much deeper than just school pride. It's a few. I hate you pass down through generations. Our roots reach back to the civil war.

37:37We need to purchase. Well, you believed it. And with side you stood on. There are heroes and villains. William Quantrow right there. Only allegiance to size their legacy. There's right. Right. There's right. It's kind of fucking awesome. It's right. We're repassion has its colors. Crimson in blue. Gold and black. Colors that continue the class. Will we collide? It goes beyond the game. Rock, chalk, J-Haul. Now I will say in Missouri's defense. I have a lot of great highlights. There's football. There's right. They did seem to focus more on the. I'll say in Missouri's defense. I haven't had slavery in like 40 or 50. Thank you, Brad. Thank you. Finally, someone saying it.

38:37They haven't had slavery in a long time. Yeah. Unless you count owning Kansas and football. Yeah, I'm just saying I haven't. I'm 47. I barely remember Missouri slavery. Thank you. Thank you. You're probably old enough to remember. Tell me. Tell me, Papa. Yeah, we're John Brown popped up. I was like, oh. Wow. We're doing this. Yeah, we're going there. There was geography there. Like we're like half the United States wasn't even finished. You know, like marking out their borders. That's how deep they want to send them. But I do love that it shows how stupid we are with college football. We're talking about a game that happens every year. And I'm sure in a bar one time, I'm Missouri fan was like, would beat you 17-13 and the Kansas guys like slavery slavery. I'm not. That was, you know what? Like, because I was, I didn't, I didn't learn about this rivalry until I started going there. And let me tell you, it does hit you deep. Like it, like it, very quickly. It gets ingrained in you. Like I can't even look at a J-Hawks logo without like feeling that like,

39:38yeah, anger in my, in my mind. And I literally like, right when I started learning about this, I was like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Civil War. Let's go. Yeah. Yeah. We were, we were on one time. Oh, you know what? Oh, I'm sorry, what? That's the black and gold Tigers. Yeah. Okay. We just don't have to mention that part, right? Did you grow up in Missouri fan or did you know? No, I just went there for school. I grew up in Missouri. But you go like schools that support slavery or? I did. I said, I said, what's the, what's the wrong school to go to? And I saw that there was right and there was wrong. And so I chose wrong, you know? Yeah. Good broadcasting school, Missouri. Great. That's why I went. Thank you, Connor. Yeah. Dynamite, bro. Do they have the association for Women in Sports Media there? You know, I'm glad you brought this out. Here we go again. Because I joined the Association of Women's Broadcasters at Mizzou, and, uh, no, I didn't. I didn't, I didn't, I didn't, I don't even got it.

40:39I didn't even got it. I feel like. My eyes got open. I didn't even know. I didn't even know. I didn't even know. I didn't even know. I didn't even know. I didn't even know. I didn't even know. Very helpful. Well played. Well played. Connor, I'm certain to think that you're the only person in the history of the world to pay money for this. No, absolutely not. Hey, bro, the two women we had on here yesterday weren't members. Yeah. The two hyper successful women in Sports Media were like, what is that? Was it like, was it like a Juwanow man type situation? No, Hannah knew what it was, and she used a lot of events. Hannah looked like. Hannah looked like the most pathetic, padding Conor on the head, which is like, well, look at him now. Exactly. Where is that now? That's a horse race Connor. It was actually a frat that got kicked off campus and then they rebranded to be like, how do we get women to hang out with us again? We're in the women's horse media. Yeah, we love you Connor. I really, that was a good hype video, by the way. Really good hype video. I do, if we wanted to get back to that. Yeah, let's get back to the hype video. It was a good hype video. Shout out Ben Beachen, by the way, he said,

41:41whoever's idea was to go with this angle has to have had the most stressful week ever, such a big swing and they hit a home run. Who said that? Ben Beachen. Ben Beachen. Ben Beachen, it was his tweet from him. Ben Beachen, I'm excited dude. From the Daily Nebraska. From the Daily Nebraska. Ben Beachen. Yeah. Why was that? Don't have like Ben Beachen, it's not somebody in your area. Ben Beachen, why was that? It's just, no, he's just classed in that class. Why was that? It is, it is classed Beachen. That's vintage Beachen. Why was that relevant? Yeah, it's a good tweet about the video, because that is like, Connor, that angle is so lucky. It's so lucky as a Penn State fan that you guys don't have like a rival that just hate you. Oh my god, oh my god. I can't just do it. Because the things that could play out. The videos they could make. Yeah, being a rival that's good, probably. Whoo! If you guys had a Kansas to hear Missouri. I'll call the Rutgers video guy. Whoo! Yeah, they did try to make Rutgers in Penn State a rivalry for a little bit. Wow, the pit, but then we never ever beat him ever. Yeah, but Pit and West Virginia are doing their thing. That's true, backyard brawl. Yeah, and they, each shit pit is one of the great sayings in college football.

42:41I think this is good for the rivalry, because frankly, Missouri, Kansas is something that, as a guy who has nothing to do with either school, just does not resonate with me at all. I just simply do not care. That's a game. A lot of I watch this video and I'm like, oh, yeah, that is actually, you can make an argument as the most hated rivalry in college football. It went away for like 10 years, and I think that really did some disservice for like the, I don't know, the PR for it, you know, I guess. I was just like, yeah, exactly. Like there's people knowing about how deep and like, it is serious hatred. I saw one of them after a night, right? Yeah, until like 20, 30. Someone put it that every other college rivalry gets so intense that they start hating each other. Kansas, Missouri, they hated each other. Before the college started. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, before the school started. They already had a, yeah, we had nothing to do with the school. Yeah, it's like, they're like family lineage. Yeah, that's crazy. Yeah. I want Greg's thoughts on it. I want Greg. Should we have Greg like, zoom in? Should we have him zoom in? Yeah, can we get Greg? Can we get Greg, Greg to zoom in? I was in some sort of hotel dispute or something.

43:43I want to ask. Explaining as availability. I need green Greg's statement on the history of slavery in Missouri. Can we help the audience real quick? Yeah, because when he sat down, you said, do you know who green Greg is? Because green Greg being our preeminent Missouri fan. That's right. And what, what would you say? I said, who said, I have no fucking idea. Yeah, that's who's that? That's exactly what I was quoted. By the way, on the yak yesterday, we had Greg. Okay, I'll give you a little. I'm going to explain Greg as best I can. We had a contest last year. Draftings had a contest to hire someone to cover sports and sports family in Missouri. Called it, Barstle Idol Missouri. I have a competition on the yak, which I show from 12 to noon. It wasn't the most heated competition you've ever seen. It wasn't the most, you know, it was five or six guys that were, that came here and got to stay here for a week. Yeah, the less that about the competition, the better. But we were all just blown away, blown away by this guy named Josh.

44:47His name is Josh. She said, you can call me Greg. Yes. His name is Josh. His name is Josh. He goes by Greg. Natural. And he says, I never stop. I never stop. I go out partying. I never stop. Never do any of this. Now, he was so overwhelmed when he talented. And he was so damn charismatic that Mark almost voted for him to be the winner. Yeah, I really considered. I put him on top. Never is that where the green comes from? No, no, no, no, no. Don't get ahead. Don't, don't, don't do that. I'm sorry. Just give me a second. So he got hired. And then he disappeared for three months. And we're like, where is he? Where's what happened to Greg? Yeah, we learned quickly. He's got very quickly. We learned quickly that all he does is stop. Yeah, he stops it. Everything. So he disappears for three weeks. And then I think it was Missouri basketball was playing my team. Yeah, I think so. And he did it outside. And he did it under like either a street light or a yard light or something. And it shined down. And it just turned him green. He was green.

45:48His green is hell. In the entire video, he's just green. And from that explanation as to why he's green, he's just like got a green hue to him. With Colin Green Greg, he, uh, And his name's Josh. His name's Josh, yeah, of course. With Colin Green Greg, he is our Missouri fan. So whenever a Missouri does, in fact, I think he's on his way to Kansas now. That's right. Yeah. And, and he's just, he's a ball of charisma. I love Mizu fans just, and I love, obviously, I love Mizu. But, uh, Mizu fans always paint other Mizu fans out to be in the best light possible. Yeah. Do you remember the video that came out when, shortly after they joined the SEC? Oh, yeah. Yeah. That's, I mean, it's like, it's stuff like that. It's great. So now we got green Greg. But now, which one, the only thing that came out of Missouri after joining the SEC was Michael Sam. OK. That was. Give him a point. That was good. That was good. Oh, what, what video? It's the, the frat dudes on the call y'all singing. We are Mizu. Yeah. Now, I, now it's our, it's actually our fight song now.

46:49Um, is it, uh, I get that one in the Indiana one confused. Is that the one that goes, we're not knocking on the door? Or is that the Indiana one? I think that's the Indiana one. That's the Indiana one. Yeah. What's the Missouri one? How is that would go? It's literally like we are Mizu. It's everyone holding hands like we are the world. But Connor, we are. Let's say he's the only guy that actually. It's so bad. I want to, yeah. I referenced that video so many times when it came out. Oh, there he is. All right. It's green. Greg, you know, Austin. What's up, Greg? Uh, no, I don't. What's up, Austin? How are you? Well, he's, I'm IZ. He's wearing a Missouri. Yeah. There we go. Greg, we wanted to get you on the show quickly just to address the, did you see the Kansas football high video? Don't bring this up. Don't bring this bullshit up. It's a high. It's a high. You're playing Kansas. We're doing the calls. You do not do not do not do would you like to address Missouri's history with slavery? Greg, I knew this is where this is going. All right. You have the opportunity right now.

47:49What was the question? Just announce it. Just an out. Would you like to address Missouri's history with slavery? No. I have seen what I mean. All right. Thank you, Greg. Enjoy the game. Marcia, MF. Deal. What? It was just easy to just say I'm not for it. No, with a question, Marcia. You just didn't want to address it. Yeah. Greg on slavery. Oh, Greg. He's like not this early in the morning. Quote card that. What a quote. No, question mark. Greg, all the slaves. No. No. Oh, my God. All right. Thank you, Greg. Yeah. Thank you, Greg. Yeah. Maybe that Kansas video was right. I don't fucking know. Greg is a special. He's our special boy. He's one of them. Oh, Greg, why do you deserve the job? And he goes, I don't fucking stop. That's kind of what he said.

48:51And we're like, stop what? He's like, I just, just all things. I just go. And I don't stop. We're like, all right. So why should you be employed by bar stool? And he's like, because I don't stop. Yesterday he zoomed in from Missouri's campus. He was literally, he had those columns. So the columns in the background. And he did a thing where he ate some, he speed ate some burritos and tacos. I'll get into that later. But then he walked around campus to try to get recognized. He walked around about 30 minutes. No one, he's on campus. Oh, nobody was on campus. We were stunned by that. I don't know if there was a Missouri thing or if this was like a college, do you think there's all college campuses now? A lot of online. Online learning Brandon. Is it a we don't we don't go to school on Thursdays. I'm a is it is it Thursday thing? Was it I mean, if I got a Mississippi State campus, I am swamped. I mean, my God swamped because you call ahead and you say I'm coming in. Yeah, swarm a place and yeah, you said money to be old. I show up. Get the swarming squad ready. Go ahead and I'm fetched the swimmers, please.

49:51Why don't you so we need to talk about a game because it do. Well, how's it playing Texas tomorrow? That's right. And when I and that is going to be our look ahead and we have a new sponsor and I would like to. I would like to talk about Ohio State Tech sponsor horns to DJ. I would like to folks, if you assume you're not looking at the bottom of your screen right now, if. If I gave you 10 million guesses as to who our new sponsor is, I don't think you could figure it out. It's unless you just saw the bottom. Yes. In which case you should probably be able to figure it out. But we're going to ask that you not look at the bottom of the screen even though it already went off. And if you did, forget it. Yes. Our new sponsor is Apple Sports. Yes. When I set up my Apple Sports app, I selected all the leagues and teams I want to follow my favorite teams, but also the ones that are my rivals or the ones my wife likes or the ones I give my friend a hard time about, etc. And that tees up my personal custom, I scoreboard in my app. My app home screen shows me all the games for only the leagues and teams I choose to follow. It's my personal sports lineup all in one place built just for me.

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51:53Seeing all that like it's so clean. It looks so good. I got draft Kings right in the out too. How about that? It's great for when you're at a Garth Brooks show. You need to just check the score. Check the score. Yeah. There it is. Are you going back to another one? No, I got Dan and Shay tomorrow night. You guys going down to Tinley Park? Probably wasn't going to. Well, though we did go there and see what kind of went there. We saw Creed. We saw Creed. I don't know where we in the actual venue or what. I think so. We've had enough. We've had enough. Yeah. Texas Ohio State, perennon. Yeah, Mark, you messed it up. Tell me how to feel. Tell me how to feel. I'm just going to tell you how I feel. Then you can build how you feel off of that. I feel this is so goddamn important to Texas. If I were baking an importance pie and then I were feeding it to these two programs, I think I'd feed 80% of the importance pie to Texas. Because both teams, this is different from last year. Last year, I think it was week one, but last year it was two quarterbacks who had never

52:54started two fresh quarterbacks and the offenses were always going to be behind the defenses. Well now both quarterbacks have a year under their belt. I think it's going to be much higher scoring. I think it's going to be in the 38-34 range. I think both offensive coaches are going to let it hang loose and are going to really let it go. But last year Ohio State schedule, especially in Texas, is to a lesser extent. After that game, weren't that loaded? You could absorb a loss. This year, you can absorb a loss in this game because Ohio State, if they were to lose, still plays at Indiana, Oregon at home, at USC. That's among others. Then Texas, I believe, plays at LSU, at A&M. They play Oklahoma on a neutral site. I think they play Ole Miss. There you have a lot coming. Losing this game for either team is bad. Losing it for Texas would be a disaster because Ohio State won it last year. Now Texas is the one that missed the playoff last year. Texas is the one that desperately needs a marquee win. They need to be able to say, look, look what we did because they haven't done it in a couple of years. I think that for that reason, I'm picking Texas because I just think it's slightly more

53:57important to them. It's a 50-50 game and I got to think this is a huge moment for our... It's got to be more important for them. This is kind of Boogie Man watch for them. If Ohio State becomes Boogie Man to Texas, right? The Sarkeesian iteration of Texas. Maybe even just Ohio State, yes, but maybe even just big games come big. Big games, Boogie Man to them because they just can't get over the hump. I'm weirdly confident about the rest of the season. Maybe that's just because I'm spoiled as an Ohio State fan. I'm weirdly confident that if we win this game, like you said, we're in a good position because we obviously have a great team. If we can beat Texas at Texas, then what do I have to fear with the rest? Sky's the limit. What do I have to fear about going to USC? On the flip side, if we lose to Texas, I feel like that's the galvanizing force for us this season. That's what I've convinced myself. I don't know how I... It's so bizarre, Brandon, to have these big games early in the season because I almost don't even have time to warm up my fan muscles. I haven't even warmed up. I haven't even...

54:58I haven't even gotten to the routine of the butterflies that get in your stomach around like a Wednesday or a Thursday leading into the Saturday. I haven't even gotten into that routine. Holy shit, we played tomorrow. We played at Texas tomorrow. It's just like kind of... I don't know where hitting me. It does feel like they're kind of just dropping it on us even though they're not. I was... I was really more excited for last year's game because you had all off season. It was the first game and it was like... You had that build up and it was... You were also seeing quarterbacks for the first time. That's true. You were seeing and you were coming off an actual title. Right. There was all of that. This year is just this gigantic, huge mushroom cloud of a game dropped in on a couple of teams. Good, frankly, don't need it. Yeah, yeah. We don't need this game. Because they have so much more scheduled down the road. Last year, Texas likes to blame the fact they lost Ohio State. That's why we didn't go to playoff. Right. And it completely ignores that their rest of their schedule was very easy and they went and lost to Florida a couple of weeks later. A bad Florida team who fired their coach.

55:58That's why they missed the playoff. This year, you got to get out of the excuse making. You got to get into the game winning. You got to fucking win a big game. You haven't been home. Texas has to win this game. Ohio State could win this game. Without knowing the rest of the context and it matters how the rest of the country looks and yada yada yada and all the other records, all these other teams. Do you feel like the team that loses this game could afford to lose one more? A two-loss team and what are your losses this game? They get a four. They get a four-to-loss one. They get a four-to-loss one. They're going to be fine. They're still... They're still... They should still be fine. Not even a question. If Texas were to lose this game and add LSU in November, they're in the playoff. No question. But the problem becomes you can only lose one more game and you have three or four or five loosable games on the schedule. That's where... Frankly, do we play at Iowa this year too? I believe you might. The winner has a big leg up and it's probably the number one team in the country next week. But it's still not guaranteed to be a playoff team because of what's coming on the schedule later. It's still nasty out there. Now, I want to talk about Michigan and Oklahoma.

57:00Okay. This is the biggest gap between my logic brain, my football watching brain and my gambling radar that I've ever seen in my life. Nothing that we saw last week. Oklahoma 151, nothing against you, Tip, made the playoff last year. Michigan lost to Western Michigan last week. We all saw it. Bryce Underwood was terrible. They're having whispers as he's not going to be starting quarterback. Something suggests at all. Michigan can stay in this game. Nothing suggests they should be close and yet it's a five and a half, four and a half point spread. That's where it's been sitting all week. Somebody somewhere believes Michigan can compete with this team and I don't even know how they score a touchdown. Right, but maybe that's the idea. It's just like a sloppy, disgusting game. That's the defense can keep it close and they win like 12-10? Six to 10. Yeah. Halfway through the fourth quarter. Now Michigan got the ball and you're like, oh shit. That's the problem. That's how they had to beat Western Michigan. Yeah. They were down 12-7 and they hung around long enough for the game to end and that's when

58:04they got started. Yeah. And once the game ended, they were the best thing on the field. What if, I mean, there's something to be said about like, maybe they just run Hail Mary every play. Ooh. You know, like, that's a bomb. Like, you joke, but like they did kind of figure something out there. They did kind of figure something out. They ran one play. It worked. Bryce Underwood looked like shit, except that was a pretty good throw. It was damn good throw. And now having flashbacks to watching you play Euro-High or State Dynasty on PS2 right here. It's a football O3 with Carson Palmer on the cover. Uh-huh. Yeah. What is that? Oh, this is the basketball one. I don't know where the most. Chris Winky? Is it Winky? It might be Winky. Was it 2001? Joey Harrington. There's Winky. There's Winky O2. Oh, too. I don't think that's the one you've been playing. O3 was, uh, was Harrington. I think Joey Harrington. It was Harrington. It's, uh, here it is. Oh, four, oh, four was, uh, is that Palmer? Carson Palmer. Yeah. Oh, five was Reggie. Oh, no, no. Oh, uh, that has been Desmond Howard.

59:05Oh, five is Desmond Howard. Oh, six is Larry Fitzgerald. Oh, seven is Reggie. Yeah. Oh, eight is where I start to lose it. Oh, who's on the, uh, uh, Zim Brantz? Uh, Zim Brantz? Jared Zim Brantzky. Could be the Boise State. Who's on the cover of SmackDown versus Roll 2006? Uh, Stone Cold Steve Austin. Oh, it's. Oh, boy. Undertaker. Uh, mankind. Oh, five is Cena and Batista. Oh, eight is Bobby Lashley. Bob Lee. Oh, it's Ben Beach. Oh, three, oh, eight is three of them. It's been, seven is Triple H. Yeah, you're still not saying it's all like you're saying, you're answering a different. I know. I didn't ask the Batista. I didn't ask the capital of Texas. I asked, as to is on the cover. Is it Cena and Dennis Robman? Is it Cena and Batista? Cena and Batista. Nice. I feel like those answers were said enough or you could have just given credit at some point. Who was on the cover of NHL 2004? Dominic Hoshik. Chris Chalios.

1:00:07My fan bro, Dor. Mark Messier. Back guy. I have no idea. That's it. It was Lane of Thrasher. Is it Illia Kovac. Who was Chuck? I believe it was Illia Kovac. It's Lane of Thrasher. That'd be, uh, let me see. I can't see any. I can't see any. I can't see any. I can't see any. I can't see any. I can't see any. I can't see any. It's like a oval truck. And the Thrasher's have one. Danny Healy. Danny Healy, but he was replaced by Joe Sackich at their tragic car accident. Danny Healy. Oh, oh, oh, oh, okay. Connor, that was fucked up. Oh, I love him too. That's fucked up. No, that was fun. I enjoyed that name and name and cover. We're not that well. Oh, no. Oh, no. This is so wait. Do we have a rare copy? And like, oh, no. First, first, oh, that's bad. That's really bad. I got a key. Next game. I was going to say, oh, I'll give you $10,000 if you can tell me. And you really think about this. Okay. $10,000 is a lot. Who is on the cover of Tiger Woods PGA towards 2005? Now think, think about it. Yeah, work on this.

1:01:08Because there's an obvious answer. Don't rush into this. That might not be the answer. Don't rush into this. That might not be the answer. Is it the Perkins waitress? It is the Perkins waitress. It's him pointing at her. You. You. Come with me. You need a refill and then come with me. Pancakes and some plus. You're going to short stack of pancakes and some puse. It's crazy. They have that on the menu. Speaking of speaking of speaking of restaurants, we didn't talk about this yesterday. RIP. We got distracted. There's a lot going on yesterday, but we need to address it. Oh, Charlie's just gone. Gosh. That's a Nashville thing. I would bring this up. Well, we'll talk about the news of the day. I had my first kiss in the parking lot of an O Charlie's. No, you didn't. Yeah, I did. Wow. Yeah. What was it like? How? It was succulent. What was this? What was his name? Charlie. No, Charlie's was my go to first date spot.

1:02:14Wasn't in high school. That is it is by that. I mean, I didn't realize you had so you guys had so much. By that, I mean, I went on one date there. It's my favorite train restaurant. I say that as though I was going on like thousands of first days. I was there when Osama bin Laden died. How many life events did you spend at O Charlie's? I spent a lot of time there. For someone who didn't work there, I spent an ample amount of time there. That's a funny idea of like, I think I would watch like a short, you're a limited series about a guy who just like ends up at like the same restaurant like ever, ever. Just every spot. It sounds like an ABC network like TV show. It's forest dump, but through the eyes of the eye. How am I fucking finding out all of this news? Every time this, I've only been to a Charlie's like seven times in the last six years. And yet all seven times. Met my wife there. It's a tragic thing that's happened. You asked me to war there. Dude, they had the best roles. The best roles. The best roles. The best roles.

1:03:14I think I only went there once. Tupelo had one and I went like in 2000 or something like that. But it was good. It was fine. RIP. I'm a sucker for all chain restaurants. So I think people shit on chain restaurants. I think they're amazing. That not when Charlie's was the best. I remember the best. It was the best. It was goaded. Yeah. I don't know if it changed the recipe or what. I just remember in like 2004, 2005, somewhere in there, like those roles being, they did change. Fucking yeah. I think they got one. They changed a little bit. But like a little bit. But I don't, I'm scared. The early 2000s or Charlie's roles are undefeated. Dude, are you okay? I didn't realize how Charlie's was this big of part of your life. No, I'm with you also. Thank you. Thank you. I'm glad because you're in Ohio or Indiana. Indiana, yeah. There was a lot of people. I stopped at one in Indiana on a road trip like three months ago. Oh, we were driving to Kentucky and no joke. And I saw one and I looked at my wife and I was like, like we didn't need to stop. We could have just kept driving. And I was like, that's O Charlie. Since she's like, what's that? Indiana gets a lot of stuff from the South trickles up to Indiana.

1:04:14Yeah. Indiana is like the South of the Midwest. I met someone who's lived in Southern Indiana and they're like, she's like, I'm from the South. And I'm like, where? I'm from Nashville and she's like, Southern Indiana. Yes. People. Is that even South of the Mason, Texas? I liked that they, the Southern Indiana considers themselves the South. Now I would never consider them the South. I would neither. Evan feels like right across the river, Kentucky. Yeah. Yeah. But I think my understanding is Indiana was settled from the South. I think like a lot of where they stand on slavery. It's got Greg. Ask Kansas. No. They probably know. Um, but yeah, we get a lot of restaurants. I can feel the mess labor. No. No. So there are. There are a lot of things in Indiana that I, when I grew up, I was like, this is a, is this a Midwest. Yeah. Right. Turns out it's not a Midwest thing. It's like a South thing that like trickled up. Trickled up. Did you know that? I think we might have. Yeah. I don't know. I was talking about it. I think we were a handful, but I don't think that was.

1:05:16That's our white castle. That is white castle. No, okay. So we had white castle because white castle was, um, Ohio, I think. Uh, but yeah, Charlie's, my, my brother, when he was in college, was a waiter to a Charlie's for like a couple months. I went and visited him. He went to India and I went, he's in Bloomington. I drive down a visit him when I'm in high school. And I remember he got off his shift one night and I'm staying at his place. Yeah. And he comes home and he brings a fucking garbage, a trash bath stop full of the roles Austin. There must have been like 50 roles in this trash bath. It's the greatest gift. Oh, and I ate that. I think I ate damn near all of them. Got a tummy ache. Conor to believe it. I got a tummy ache. I got a tummy ache off of Charlie's role. Listen, I would too. And this goes back to our one debate about how good bread is in whether. That's right. Yeah, that's what I think that's why I didn't like that is whether whether or not it was in top five food. Brandon Brandon doesn't know. Sorry you weren't here for that one. Yeah. I was damn good to be. How good bread is next time you bring up that debate. Give me a call. Oh, Charlie's man had some of the best bread, some of the best roles.

1:06:18I think if you're asked me how many chain restaurants sponsor us currently, TJ, any? I think we're good to have the scum. I'm trying to think. No. To me, Apple, Bees and Chili's fired it out for the goat. Okay. I think Apple, Bees and Chili's, I was a huge Ruby Tuesday guy. Ruby Tuesday. That's really what Ruby say. When you say goat, what do you mean? Sit down casual chain. Casual chain. Yeah, not, yeah, like, sit down. You know what when you see it, right? Let's say Apple Bees is the baseline. Like Ruth Chris is a chain. Sure. Not that way better than Apple Bees. Right. Like somewhere you'd go like after the high school football game. Somewhere you thought was a really fancy date when you were 17. Okay. And you think is a cute thing to do when you're 30. They have Chachke's on the wall. Chachkey on the wall. Yeah. So, I think Apple Bees and Chili's fired it out for goat of that particular. Got it. They're both great. Yeah.

1:07:18Of course, Olive Garden. Olive Garden. When you're there, you're family. Olive Garden is so good. Olive Garden is good. I like Red Lose. Am I, am I, I think I'm alone? Yeah. Yeah, you're alone in there. They're coming back though. So I can't, whenever anyone brings up Red Lose, everyone always just brings up Cheddar Briscuits. Yeah. Which is a tough look for a restaurant. That is tough. Right. But the endless, was the endless shrimp that got them? Yeah. So, I saw that there. I saw that there. I wouldn't bankrupted them. Yeah. Yeah. And they have like a young upstart CEO that's now hold on now, now time out. Hold the phone. Okay. Because lunch is in her my brain. I think Texas Roadhouse might be the goat. Texas Roadhouse is good. You want to talk about good roles. That's number two under. I think Texas Roadhouse might be the goat. I don't even know if it's the best roadhouse. I think Logan's Roadhouse is every Logan Texas Roadhouse. Logan's Texas Roadhouse. Logan's Shells on the ground. You got peanuts. Is Texas not peanuts? I don't know if it has peanuts. Texas have peanuts. I think you're telling on yourself that you don't know Texas Roadhouse. Well, too low head of Logan's and I like the Logan.

1:08:19You don't know shit about Texas Roadhouse. All I know is I like Logan. You talk about peanuts. Texas Roadhouse is peanuts. But you were ahead and like you don't know Logan's. I think all Roadhouse is had peanuts. All Roadhouse is had peanuts. I think it's a roadhouse. I think that's what makes you a Roadhouse. Yeah. Roadhouse equals peanuts. Yes. We're peanuts in Roadhouse. Yeah. Patrick's book. Yeah. I don't know. You ripped the guys throat out. Peanut's came out. Peanut's spilled out of his mouth. Yeah. It's wild. I like that. What a film. You still see Roadhouse, Connor, huh? No. Roadhouse into this. You're just refused to take any of our recommendations. Yeah. You're not a recommendation, Scott. Have you listened to Whitney Houston yet? I always listen to Whitney Houston. No, no, no, no. We're not saying we're not saying every now and then on Saturday night you put on. I want to dance with somebody. We're saying sit in your fucking car. Then it live in it. Whitney Houston. I want the greatest love of all. I want I can show emotion. Let it enter you. Let it enter you. Let it enter you. Yeah. Let it let it let it let your essence bathe in Whitney Houston. I'm every woman. It's all in me.

1:09:20I've ever ever held my own out of it. I was going to know Charlie's when she died. That's not. No, no, no, but I was right after I got engaged. What if this is how we find out he lived in it all Charlie? Walking to an engagement party. I was going to be my friend who was a reporter for a news. Yeah, it's Ben Beach. Ben Beach. Ben Beach comes up to me and goes, Whitney Houston just died. I have to leave. Now, before we even got to congratulations. I called in sick that they Michael Jackson died. Now, we just met Austin. This might be a little forward. It might be a little personal for me to ask this. But how would you have handled it when you proposed your wife? If she would have turned to you and said before we get married, I need to go fuck this guy. Oh, great segue. Great segue. Great segue. That which is what Aaron Rogers revealed about Shailene Woodley. This is on a podcast. This is yesterday. This news came out that Aaron Rogers reportedly allegedly proposed to Shailene Woodley.

1:10:20And according Aaron Rogers, she said, yes, however, Yeah, just one last thing. One little hang up or have you know, then I did Shailene. And I propose and she says yes. Now, she maybe felt like she was forced to make a decision. She could have said no. But not a couple days after that, she tells me, you know, before you get married, I gotta go fuck this guy. I took the couch the cut away with the best cut away. I ruined her life and gave her a crazy depression because I left her. But the actuality is she told me that then she took off the ring by March. I proposed in December took off the ring by March. And we had a couple times where we tried to, you know, get reunited and nothing ever happened. And there wasn't even a relationship in 22 to break off. She literally told me I don't want to be with you. After we tried to access the ring to the ring, that's crazy, bro. There's just a lot of near-abs out there that are just not true.

1:11:20You know, the night that the cut away is in that great A comedy. What show is that? It's 60 minutes. I thought the Aaron Rogers pie. No, no, no, I remember the name, but it was the two hosts of it. It's Hayward. It does pie cast one on. Let's say. Cam Hayward. Not just Flip Hard. I don't have Cam Hayward. Yeah, that's it. It sounds like. Oh, that was Cam Hayward's project. That's what we're doing. No, no, no, that was Cam Hayward. The guy did look like Cam Hayward. Oh, that was Cam Hayward. Yeah, it was actually Cam Hayward. Yeah, he's awesome. We should have been not just sports. Yeah. But I feel like you guys have lost it on your hands right here. Who? Mostly sports and not just football. I mean, it's kind of similar, guys. I don't. I'm fighting on your behalf. Yeah, but we're talking about sports. Mostly sports. Mostly sports. Right. And they're not just football. We also have what could be almost sports. I heard you were. See, our company. That's what I thought I was going on. We stilled merch. Aaron Rogers.

1:12:20Every single interview he gives. He always has something. Right. It's the matter of fact. You see, keeping it real or doing too much. It's a great question. He's toe in the line at doing too much right now. No, wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. I like that segment. By the way, right that. Yeah, you know, keeping it real or doing too much. You can argue saying that. Brought you by reason. You can argue saying that on your football teammates podcast is kind of pointless in doing too much. But let's, let's, let's go back. Let's put you. You have a bottle ring. Yeah. You've gone down on me. Yeah. You've presented it to her. Hey, first of all, I'm rich. Secondly, here's the ring. You're going to be my, my wife. And a couple of days later, she's like, I love my ring so much. But. However, I won with both and out of big deal. Yeah. There's just dude over there on Hollywood Boulevard. Just need to go fucking real quick. Just real quick. Gonna go fucking. You're right back. And then I'm right back. You're right back. And then I'm right back. Yeah, I'm right back. It brings back on. We're good.

1:13:20Yeah. I think that would be jarring a little bit. Yeah. I think so. I think so. So we've entered into a contract of, of, of, of pre-marriage. Yeah. Let's, let's go ahead and not fuck that guy. Right. Yeah. Right. That's fair. Right. I agree. Yeah. That's a good ground rule. Sure. I'm wife waiting to have to be married to fuck that guy. And I think that's how you should do it. That's how you should do it. Yeah. Yeah. And that same podcast he brought up, uh, Danny Capatric and which, so he brings up two X's on this, on this podcast. He's talking more about his X's than he is, his real, real wife that he's got right now. He has a secret wife. He has a secret wife. That's right. A great point, Austin. Yeah, but I don't, I don't actually believe he's got a wife. But if he's got a secret wife, he can't talk about it. Nobody does. We, I've talked to many people like Pittsburgh reporters that cover the Steelers. Do you only talk to reporters? Only. He's my best friend. Uh, then yeah, and like every single one is like, yeah, I mean like he talks about her.

1:14:21Like, but or like whenever we try and ask her about her, he changes the subject because he's like my personal life is not. Is anybody else ever seen her? Now, to be devil's advocate, maybe Aaron Rogers is like the last time I, I was in love with a woman. She said, I need to go fucking other guy. Yeah. That was very embarrassing. And then I had to watch that all unfold publicly. So I'm going to keep this one. Probably. Um, she goes to also you guys, I say one, one angle that we haven't thought about. Um, this woman was about to marry a top 10, quarter back of all time. A very rich dude, QB one, like one of the most popular famous athletes in the world. You're, what's this other guy like? Yeah. She just had to go fucking. Yeah. But this other guy must be the fucking man. I would love to talk to the other guy. Green, green Greg. Right. Did you, did you fucking a Roger fiance? No. I don't know. I don't know. Did I? What? Huh? That was nice. How would I even know? Do you want to address it?

1:15:21No. All right. Classic rookie must not go into sport clips. Aircuts guys come in looking like they've just been sacked by 250 pound linebacker, but walk out looking like a first. Round pick. Sport clips. Stylus have the playbook for a clean cut. They've mastered the X's and O's of men's hair. You get the kind of haircut that speaks for itself. You know the one where guys give you a nod of approval. It's a nod that says I see. I see with your first team all pro level haircut. You must have gone to sport clips. And it makes sense because sport clips is a place designed for guys to win and walk out with a haircut ready for the highlight reel. Sport clips. Sport clips. Sport clips. I think it's a good idea. I think it's a good idea. I think it's a good idea.

1:16:25Is a team effort. This is a this is an Evan Bosanco joint. A collab with evil on this one. Greg Campy are you familiar with Greg Campy? He is a. It's opened. Right. Right you are. The head basketball coach of Oakland. They're in Michigan. It's not in California. Confusing. It's in Michigan. Okay. Maybe perhaps most famous for being the guy who will wear like the Grinch sweater when he's coaching against like Tom iso. He'll wear a Grinch sweater. Sure. So we're we're we're we're a Grinch. Was Oakland goalkeeper. Yeah. There it is. Yeah. Yeah. It was goalkeeper. Jack goalkeeper team. Greg Campy. He is my four clips MVP of the week because Oakland has finalized their non conference basketball schedule brand. And I would like for TJ to pull up the Oakland non conference basketball schedule. All right. Looks like they're going to start with grand Valley. And then they're going to play Tennessee state. Mm-hmm. Cincinnati out defending national champion Michigan. Stanford UCSB Alabama.

1:17:25Boise State. Mm-hmm. That Northern Iowa. Arizona State Purdue. Wow Houston. Jesus Arkansas. Toledo and Michigan. Michigan. That's a good Lord. They, uh, let me see one two. They should win the first two. Right. Cincinnati's a toss up. You got to think Michigan's going to be fake. They might be two and 13 and still like a tournament hopeful. Like yeah, they might be like two and 13 and like in the middle of the pack on Kenpahm as a two and 13 team, you know, what is their conference? Unbelievable. Nonconferring. Horizon. I think it's a horizon. Is it horizon? I think it's horizon. I think it's horizon. Austin. A lot of the schools have jumped around though. I do believe they're so. I think it's horizon. Yeah. To the rising or big ten. I used to go around, uh, when I worked at SEC country and I was in charge of morale. Um, right before the company, uh, later, everybody off and shut down. Um, I was in charge of, uh, morale and I would go around and we would play.

1:18:26It's almost like just sparkle games. I would say, all right, give me the ten teams and the Patriot League, give me the ten teams in the horizon league, whatever. Um, that was ten years ago. Yeah. It's impossible now. It's impossible. It's impossible to do year to year. It's impossible. Yeah. Because it's just it moves so much. That's right. I was told you, do you ask me the 2016 Patriot League? I'm going to get way closer than 26, 26 Patriot League. And it used to be like, even if you didn't know, you kind of had a general idea because everything was regional and there's context, clues and stuff. And now you have, you have no idea. Chicago states in the whack. Horizon. You would take a shot to the Missouri Valley basketball conference. I do. Can we do horizon? Because this we're here. Horizons only 18. Horizon. Horizon is cleavance. Yes. Right state. Yes. Detroit, mercy. Keep going, Brandon. Green Bay. Oakland. Green Bay, Milwaukee. Green Bay, Milwaukee. UW, uh, both of those two. Ah. And then everything we said is right. Over the first couple of you said, sorry, I have the league pulled up. I don't remember.

1:19:26Detroit. Detroit, mercy. Right state. Oakland. There was one more I'd said. Cleveland state. Cleveland state. Cleveland state. Cleveland state. Cleveland state. We said, uh, I said both UW, Milwaukee and UW. Yeah. Green Bay. Oh, they're left. One two three four five. You got to, you got to. Oh. VALPA. You got a poor disation. They're in the Missouri Valley. Valprout. Yeah, Valprout. Eastern Illinois. No, no about, what's his school? Plus, yeah. Illinois State. No. Wait, no, maybe I was wrong. You I see. You , I see Illinois Chicago. I believe they're Missouri Valley. They're Missouri. Yes, what's, what's the loyal then. A big east. No. Loyal is Loyal that is They're at Laney ten now. They're at Laney ten. Oh damn it Austin fucking help dude. I but Dominic Hasek Youngstown state. Yes, that's it. They have a new they have a new member as of this year who is

1:20:30used to be in a conference and their football team is not in the Hang on what about all those words you said didn't Can I do a blanket a directional Michigan school? No like central eastern Western They're all macro direction. All right. Let's get into Ohio, Indiana or Illinois north and north Ohio Bradley Drake. Would you like to buy an Indiana school Indiana state? Seven Indiana there's there. No hold on everybody just shut up. There's two Indiana schools that you haven't mentioned right? Everybody calm down Evan U.I.E. Because this is I you P.U.P. That's not good. I you P.U. I know I you I yes P.U.I U.I. U.I. is now I you Indie I you Indie they're in the horizon they change names. Yeah, they did Why? I sucks, but they check for do out. What about Purdue Fort Wayne? That is also The message. Yeah, yeah, you're missing out Ohio school the mastodons. That's awesome. I can tuck you school and in Illinois school

1:21:33Northern Northern Kentucky the North Kentucky the North we're missing in Ohio school Southern Illinois Oh, oh really close by my naming Southern Ohio. No Ohio Southern no wrong switch South Ohio. No keep the other words north Ohio North Ohio University of Illinois Ohio Northern. Oh, I know I have Ohio I Ohio P.U.I. Keep the direction. Okay, and the state Northwest Ohio. No different state Ohio Ohio state. No holy shit. Oh, I was I was saying the right god. We knew it University of Fuck it. I don't care what is it? There's the penguins of Youngstown slay that said that and Well, I missed it. All right. You said a lot of fucking names in there No, and then Northern Illinois is now a member of the horizon league. I thought Where's the Ohio? I thought they were in the fucking Youngstown state was the one. Oh, we already said that. You said every name on the side I don't know. You said about the name on the company. Oh, dude. You were like compass state for like fucking 50 minutes

1:22:35football team went to the mountain west and their fucking basketball team went to the horizon Fuck Jim Tressel By the way, I was looking at things like you want to talk conference realignment. Yeah, can I interest you and I was thinking What's the most ridiculous conference game in this country? You could think wake forest and cow or you know like Stanford Boston College, right Northern Illinois host Hawaii in November in a conference conference match up Hawaii at the Cowbill Boy, that's the worst one in a mountain west game. And it's a big game. It's not like a That's mountain really west that yes Hawaii has to come to Illinois and it's not Northern always neither mountain nor west. It's not a gimmick This is like a this is a pivotal conference. Yes, this will be key for both teams Yeah, what do we got here? You have one more ad and then if you want to promote this Yeah, two more ads doing that you have one more. Oh, I have one more that much from yesterday

1:23:36This episode is brought to you by body armor flash IV flash IV is packed with electrolytes delivering faster Longer lasting hydration without any artificial dyes flavors or sweeteners whether you're training traveling or just feeling the heat or cheering on your team Work hard hydrate hard with body armor flash IV grab it at 711 That's what I use every time I go play golf so I can make it through the sun. Now I would like to announce to our fans It sadly it looks like Richard Branson and Charlotte main the guy will not be joining us. I'm also finding out that Benny Beacham Works for the day on the braskin, which is the student newspaper. So he might be like 19 years old shout out Ben Beacham Yeah, why'd you call him Benny Beacham? Why he ain't I close I just he was a bitch when we became friends He was a bitch when we became friends It's gonna bother me. It's this this has been over my head I like what it would be any better. Is that like a reference? No, it was just a Rapper we're talking about things I'm admitted like you got me you went what what is the Good tweet that I want to spend beacham right there. I got with this annual has to have had the most stressful week

1:24:41I've ever such a big swing and I hit a hole. I don't I don't I just We were talking about Kansas, Missouri and and slavery and Conner said yeah, Ben Beacham had a good tweet about yeah It was because I know and I know he's like doing a joke in some capacity, but I can't figure out what Yeah, how many followers Why does you know The guy I don't know if you're doing a bit. I just want to know what the bit is I just saw that tweet It's not nice Any head home run. Yeah, it was a perfect summary of that video is big time swing and I wanted to credit Ben Beacham for pointing that out daily brats. That's a good sports writer. No, you got one overall me That's not a joke. It's just a good. This is Conner's burner account wanted to credit I didn't gonna be up in the middle. I am I don't Well, what how did how did he do this what did what was he? Reference a bit of each of my don't I don't fucking get Ben Beacham does sound like a someone played Lala blusa

1:25:42Yeah, I have exciting news later today the vlog from our Trip to this year's trip to the national yeah, we coming out. We made it bigger and better Last year it was me and you against Connor and Ebo Yep, this year T-Bla bend me What it was it was 3v3 last year? Yeah, T-Bla was my last year opinion So anyway this time we went to four teams We brought in Nick and KB from the a new untold story podcast right and we brought in Eddie and Steven Che and I don't want to spoil any part of the video Yeah, but one of these teams fucking suck. They're terrible absolutely sucked And they fancy themselves card guys one of them's an Asian. I'm not gonna tell you which team it is But I haven't watched the vlog yet if we devote more than 30 seconds of time to them. It was a stake We do it was it was an absolute mistake they were No, we had a good time at the national and we're putting it on the was like an hour 20 minute vlog Oh, sure Mark Titus and Brandon Walker Nick Torraini and Kyle Bauer Connor Griffin and Ebo

1:26:46Steven Che and Eddie welcome to the fucking show just ralsen here today Steven Che this brain was built for this we can't shoot with that camera pointed at us We had a car with an animal that could technically be a Pokemon right? Sorry. I was trying to just yeah, I guess Fuck me right She ugly And get these out I got a day poor boy. I mean Michael Ford sexy himself. You think so he's not my type For all teams remain victorious or will a new winner be proud that's it that was over this morning $750 per team chaos It's the mostly sports scavenger just said the ugliest person I was wondering if there was a Cody card Really really really good video shout out to everybody that helped with the edit hour and 20 minutes It'll come right after the act teacher. It's a to say it's the highest production value. We've ever had probably the most effort We've ever put it yeah spoiler alert we did find the ugly is first. Oh yeah, we found such an ugly dude. Yeah, it was fun

1:27:53It was it was fun Please watch it after the yes, can we look at the ugly guy? No, dude don't spoil That's one part of it for Monday. It's a good party for Monday. It the reveal because I didn't know he was ugly Oh, I know so the reveal for you. I don't remember his name. Yeah for the reveal for the audience I do remember ugly Johnny Dickshot Player from the 40s from walkiegan Illinois unfortunate first name for that guy ugly That's tough. All right. Let's do the his name was Johnny Dickshot and they said he's so ugly We still have to give him the nickname ugly Let's do let's do the big read. Oh, Austin. Here's how we do our you're familiar with the macular grids. How do you do your big Rids at your job? every day We we open the show with it. Okay, and it's but it's not NBA. It's a macular country star grid and just everyone's name Luke I like that look oh look Brian Luke Luke Langley. Yeah, lonely look lonely I said I said I said

1:28:56L. Langley so big now. Yeah, or whatever Luke you learned you get Brad Paisley a lot. Yeah, yeah, yeah Brad Paisley and Thomas Red. I had longer hair when my hair is longer Yeah, yeah, oh you too look right. Brad Paiser right What I mean do you write songs about nouns like Brad Paiser? Like look around your room and like just try to find this in Brad Paisley's like my favorite. I love Brad He's like try to find a badgers fan. Yeah, if you ever looked at the list of his songs, they're all just like every now And that was like in the room. Have you seen the thing where every world series game? He does the national anthem for it goes 15 to 18 innings. Oh, I didn't know. Oh, yeah, that's right. Yeah, it's like a wild stat No, I like Brad Paisley fine. I just I like twist the knife on Brandon a little bit water's water's terrible Well, I was I would say Texas the worst now ever you Water ticks alcohol so overdone. Oh, yeah, oh Alright, let's let's so we do we do like whiskey lullaby. We do like Yeah, oh, yeah, I thought that's what you were going for. Yeah, I was going for that, but I

1:30:00Let's do it. We already we already grilled them on the Missouri can't just they I don't want to We do we play it like family feud style. We were trying to name the number one answer on the board Like a square so top left is either shack or Dwight Howard. I have to believe shack right yeah Shack top left. Yeah, I'm just wary of shack double shack on finals in We do Kobe on finals MVP. Um, so it's gotta be it cannot be anybody with shack dude Triple shack magic. Magic. Yeah, thanks. Also, it was your first round pick. Oh, so we might be fucked. Yes, there's a quadruple shack quadruple shack This is meant to shack us shackle their time every it's just the shack grid. All right, we might be fuck I think the best spot is top left though Yeah, or shack because you can do Kobe top right. Yeah, then what do you do is middle out of the magic? Celtics magic is a Glenn big baby Davis exactly You do Glenn big baby David first round rap pick is for magic is Dwight Howard you do Brandon bass Celtics magic

1:31:01Brandon bass. Is he on the magic? I don't know definitely can you do magic Johnson for upper left? Oh, that's a good point magic Laker. Oh fuck think a magic Laker you think of magic Johnson they should You should even if it's wrong, they should have it as like the number one answer if that makes sense magic Johnson Like they should like when they show what the number one answer is they shouldn't only include the ones over right They should show like what people were guessing. Okay, you know, that's because I imagine people might try magic Johnson Okay, let's play the first play the first play me Theoretically you were to save you were put shack middle left You're now putting Dwight Howard top left And Kobe top right and then what are you doing bottom bottom left Because you're getting double there's a double in here Well, you could do palo bottom go palo go palo bancaro palo over over panning actually bottom right bottom right A total crap. Oh, no, we're not getting this one, but let's let's play one. What's evil you go?

1:32:02I would say shack top left. I would say that is yeah, shack top left. I think a lot of people forget shackles of Celtic That's not good. That's not a good number. Probably not a good that's not a good one. You want it we have to go Kobe top right. Yeah, we have to go Kobe top right Kobe Bryant that I like that number because there there are a lot of Lakers finals MVP. Thank you for clarifying that that was Helping out I was Kobe coming ham for that. Oh, what about Brian Grant top middle. That's what I was thinking. What about JR rider Carmelo Anthony. Yeah. Oh, that's disgusting. That stinks, but they love mellow. Oh, they love the stage mill. Oh, that piss that that's just piss me off That really pissed me off that Carmelo Anthony works for Blazers Lakers. Oh That's gross I'm disgusting. I used to be Oh I guess that might be the answer though Brandon. I just hate that that's the number one answer real quick shout out Ava and beat

1:33:03Beatburg beatburg What? Ivan beat Brownsburg. I said don't Ava and Brownsburg play tonight. Yeah, I'm saying Ava go Ava shout out Ava and beat Brownsburg Shout out Ava and put Dick shout out Ava and shout out Spud Dick Hall of Famers. What were you talking about with Spud Dick? It's Spud Dick got into the Paul Hall of Famic Time out from the grid Spud Dick is the Paul Hall of Fame Spud Dick Spud Dick is his name and I I've known him Stop acting like you know we're talking about So TJ TJ found this guy Spud Dick and he went to the Paul not not the Chicago one the one Brad Stevens went to in Indiana Was in the Hall of Fame for you got inducted into the Hall of Fame for he's a quarterback there You say you know Spud Dick and when TJ sent us a group chat. I pointed out that I've known him just about my entire life Yeah, I know Spud I just played a basketball with him his dad Gary Dick is a is a Harry Dick stop Gary these are made up now. Gary dude look up Gary G. R. Y. That's eight dude inside Indiana business. I believe was a show

1:34:08Dick was inside business and he was uh he was uh yeah there he is Gary Dick dude that's his dad He looks just like his dad is that not Jerry dick? What did I say big ahead? I said Gary yeah All right, come on. I know these guys. Yeah, I'm tied. I know these guys in the Hall of Fame. All right Shout out Spud Dick. Come back to the crib if you want Spud Dick on the show. I can get you Spud Dick on the show Of course you want Spud Dick on the show. Did they have a nickname? Did I show you a funny haircut over here? What? Look at this guy's haircut All right, all right, I saw this last time. Come on All right, get back to The ball we put him on Do Carmelo top middle I suppose Not Brian did Bill Walton ever play for the Lakers? No, that's disgusting. That's just that is this is me is Celtics Why is also my grant? Is it Evan Turner? That's Bill Walton. Oh Yeah, that's Bill Walton. That's Bill Mittle's Bill Walton. Metal Metal Bill Walton for sure. Middle Mittle's Bill Walton. It's the kitty team, man

1:35:11How if he tees the number one answer? What a pack. Uh, we're gonna go Larry Bird here. We're gonna go to Karnett. We're gonna go pop here. Larry Bird Larry. Tatum. Oh, not in our Jalen Brown. Yeah, Jalen. You think recently or legends Reaching Larry Bird. I logic is this Brandon if it if we guess Larry Bird in its Jalen Brown You can live with you'll feel a certain way But if we guess Jalen Brown and the answer was Larry bird. Yeah, you'll be disgusted. Larry Brown. It's a good point That's good. That's a high number. That's a high number around where you want. Um I think I think Palo bottom left. I think Palo bottom left. I'll agree with it. I'll agree with it. Uh Yeah, with this be the uh With Scalabrini magic. There's the guard the Dame the first round pick or was he Uh, Dame would have been a first jump pick. I think Dame's right. Dame was first round

1:36:12They was like top 10 pick wasn't he? Yeah, those are guys named uh Portland took over Jordan. Sam Booey. Sam Booey Donovan Klingen is a recent Blazer first round pick. What's scoot? Scoot Henderson. I think Dame. You just want to go Dame. Yeah, it's gonna be like 22 percent But but it's still to be number one It's pretty good nice. Bring your call Brandon Um first round pick finals MVP. LeBron or MJ. I think that's right. I think it's LeBron or MJ um I feel like the double double always fucks us Charlie Brown's not a first round pick right? No, no he was a second. Che Chey Gagliic. I think I think for the reasons if you have an opportunity to play LeBron or Jordan and you haven't played it yet I play LeBron or Jordan Which one you call it you call it Austin you call it. Oh come on guys. No, that's

1:37:14We don't want to be responsible when it's right. We would like to blame you LeBron time to LeBron. I would have done Jordan for the ring. Okay Oh, oh Who said LeBron? That's such a broad category that might still be the one. Yeah, we should have got beach. I'm all right What do we what do we do for this? What do we do for this? Beacham was busy today Got no Baby Is it big baby? Might be Shaq It's gonna be Shaq again. Let's be honest. Yeah Nick Anderson you want to just get a short baby. Recharge Lewis. Recharge Lewis. Good answer. Recharge Lewis or big baby I think big baby Is it big baby? There's a brand of mass Big baby big baby played for the magic right? Sure it's all under the big baby played for the magic Right. Yeah, does anyone know who played for the magic? Oh, I know we run into that problem a lot That's uh with the king and they were like they were pretty good this year. Yeah Do do Glendavis?

1:38:17This one is this one is Glendavis Oh, man moment of truth 9% I saw that didn't look good It's gonna be Shaq. It's gonna be Shaq. Yeah, it's gonna be Shaq. Oh And it was Jordan that's stupid. It wasn't double Shaq That's crazy. Oh, we were so close actually. Wait, but we lost Jordan and we Well, brawn by maybe like 0 0 0 Jordan and LeBron had the same. Oh my god. That would have been a huge. We said all the right answers That's the same number. We said Dwight top left. We said shit. We just wow. I can't believe it's not double Shaq Or triple Shaq. Thank you Austin. I'll butter the spawn. Hey Thank you guys. This is this is a lot of fun. I should have you guys on my show now Oop at 4 a.m. We talk mostly Sports too. Awesome music. Yeah, mostly music All right, that's the show. We'll be back on Monday. Have a good weekend everybody. What? That's a ball's done

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