FULL SHOW: 4-24-26

Hello, everybody. Welcome to your Friday show.

Good morning. Happy Friday.

It's taken that Friday feeling because it just feels good to just say,

ah, like we did it. We made it, you know, like you worked your

ass off for four whole days. It's like just feels good to know that

this is the last most that most of us at least is the last day we

get to do this for like, you know, at least for the weekend.

So welcome to your Friday show. Is anybody going to see that Michael

Jackson movie this weekend?

Oh, I have heard about it. Yeah. Look, I, I'm not a big go to the

movie theater kind of person anymore. I don't know. I had a group

out. I think what COVID hit. And then going to the movies just

seemed archaic. I know you guys go all the time.

Grudge boy. Grudge boy and I go to the movies a lot.

We probably go at least once a month. I mean, if there's a movie

that we want to see, but most of the time we're like hoping that

there's a movie that we can go watch. I think there's, I think

top gun is going to be back in theaters again to celebrate the

anniversary. Like, hold back for that. Yeah. I think they're

going to do the original. And also, like, I guess what do you

call the second one continuation?

Sequel, I guess. I guess we'll be what call it a sequel, right?

I guess. Like, the, the replayed sequel.

But is it a remake though? Reboot. Reboot. Reboot. Whatever.

They're going to do both of them. Yeah, they're going to

find over like what? But yeah, we love going in the movies.

We love getting the popcorn. We love getting the ICs.

I know it sounds crazy, but I think COVID actually ruined it for me.

And I know that sounds so weird. I think that like, it seemed so

germy to me and there now. I'm a, I'm a big germapho person.

And so how do you feel when you get on a plane? Same the same though.

I don't, I don't like to fly. So I don't like to fly in general.

Like, it seems, the flight seems so germy to me, but you have to fly

for a lot of situations. I don't have to go to the movies.

So like, it just, I don't know the, like, the movie theater

seems so germy. So I, I really like, I try not to go to the movies.

But I think that like, this Michael Jackson movie does look so good

that I may, I may have to force myself. So I was going to say, I only

really go for horror movies and musicals. And this one might be,

this might be one of, I think for me and the Jeff, this, this might

put it in perspective for you, because maybe you'll get this in

this perspective, because you do love to go to movies.

To me, going to the movie theaters is maybe your equivalent of

riding a roller coaster, okay? Like, it's like, you think you're

going to fall off and die? Like, I feel like when I, at a high speed

and I'm wearing a seatbelt.

To a movie theater, I like get like almost panicked. I know it

seems weird. But at least with a movie seat, you can wipe it down

with the chlorox wipe. Like, there's no guarantee my seatbelt

isn't going to fall out. I'm not going to be that guy, but I'm like,

someone starts coughing in a movie theater. I'm like, I just got

COVID. I just got COVID. I have a weird post-COVID. But only in

like movie theaters, I don't know what it is. It's bizarre. It's a

bizarre post-COVID effect that I have. It's all the movie.

And then see that like a movie just cutting you would probably

freak out.

Do you like don't do that? Absolutely.

Actually, don't do exactly the opposite of that.

They just don't go. Yeah.

Way for a mystery.

I need to ask my best friend Stephanie, because she just saw it.

I have been hesitant to see it just because his daughter had was

did not have the best things to say about the making of the film and

the process of it.

So for me,

there's a lot of family drama.

So it's like for his own daughter to be like, now you all actually

did not consult me on that. I was not a part of this process.

There's a thing that I think that's I'm going to wait on that.

Yeah. All right. Well, but garage boy, I will be hopping around

Montgomery County with the Maryland office.

So we won't be able to go to the movies, but you might catch us at

the next one. Well, there we go.

Now these are the top three trending stories in the city.

The Baltimore top three with Jess.

Number three project runway is back at see if you bank arena tonight.

The fundraiser and adoption event is put together by barks and show

your soft side.

They team up with local leaders, athletes, media personalities,

and more to walk adoptable animals down the runway.

And they've actually got some new activities this year too.

They have added high and crash stations.

So we're talking DIY leash charms key chain stations that you can

make custom for your pets.

So that's going to be tonight at see if you bank arena from 6 to 10 p.m.

And you can get tickets and more info at barks.org.

It's going to be a fun event. I'll be out there.

I know that Gina crash and Greg Carpenter are walking with us.

Justin from 98 Rock.

I think that's the three or the four radio people that will be out there.

But it's really mostly athletes.

I know Ravens players.

Musicians are going to be there too and leaders as well.

Yeah, so it's fun.

If you get a Friday night open, you want to come support the pets.

Come out and see us.

Yeah, project runway dot org.

Number two.

Returning stuff just got a whole lot easier thanks to Uber Eats

rolling out a new return feature that lets them handle it for you.

So you can actually request a return right in the app.

Have someone pick it up and get your refund almost instantly.

As long as the item meets the store's policy and costs at least 20 bucks.

Now, there is a fee based on distance and time.

And you won't get back delivery fees or tips.

But the convenience might be worth it.

If this is kind of what you're into, the feature is actually live now.

Retailers that are a part of it so far.

Petco, Dick Sporting Goods and Best Buy.

And then more partners are expected to be added on soon.

We were talking about that earlier this week.

What are your thoughts on it?

I...

I mean...

Would you pay for the convenience?

I just want to know what the fee is.

That's what I'm saying.

They've been kind of vague on the fee so it's like...

And I think it'll depend on where you're returning it to.

How close it is to your place.

But I'm not going to lie.

It's like, I don't know about you guys.

But I mean, I rarely do get stuff from Amazon.

But if I do want to return something, it sits in my home way longer than it should.

And so it's like, would you pay that extra fee just at least to get your return?

But I don't know.

Number one.

New couple alert.

Kendall Jenner and Jacob Allordi have apparently been dating for a couple of months.

For rumors actually started circulating online after they were spotted kissing at Coachella.

So that was the first time that the internet kind of thought something was going on.

But apparently, we're kind of late to their situation.

Sources tell the Daily Mail that they've been seeing each other since Kylie Jenner introduced them.

And one source says Kylie was around Jacob a lot during Timothy Shalma's award season marathon

because Jacob was nominated for Frankenstein.

And Timothy was nominated for Mario Supreme.

So they were at a lot of these same dinners, a lot of these same award shows.

And the insiders say Kendall and Jacob are actually friends for years.

But it wasn't until recently that they actually started dating.

Thoughts?

I mean, okay, pop off.

I guess if you all want to hang out at the Oscars party instead of the basketball court, you know what I'm saying?

Like, go ahead.

I saw the funniest tweet about this where someone was like,

I feel like the same seven people just like spin a wheel every three months.

And just like, David Shalma, we talked about that yesterday.

You know what I mean?

Because unfortunately, it's kind of that's kind of what they got to work with, you know?

Which is like socks.

Like, why can't they just date?

I guess they just can't date.

But you can, bro.

You can't understand the lifestyle.

Or the trust.

Like, honestly, I think it sucks at being being at that point.

Whoever you are with that level of celebrity, could you ever be able to trust somebody that's not a part of that industry or at least a part of that?

Or at least a part of that world in some way?

Not knowing if like, they're going to sell your information or something.

It's kind of tough.

Yeah.

This is Jess and that's your top three brought to you by Smyth Jewelers.

I'm sorry.

Y'all, hang on.

I wasn't going to say anything about this because I wasn't sure what was going on.

I wasn't going to say a word.

I just know what was going on.

Let me see your face.

Let my face is fine.

Stop hiding.

There's nothing wrong with my face.

I wasn't going to say anything because honestly, you never know what's going on with something with people medically.

And so I wasn't going to point this out.

True.

Right?

And so we still work in a workplace.

We're three friends.

But you have to be respectful of people medically.

And so when I...

Can information, if she's not sharing information, it's none of our business.

Charlotte walked in with a bruise on her neck and I was like, oh wow, that's a really bad bruise.

I didn't know if somebody had something happen to her.

Or maybe she ran into something.

I didn't want...

I am a very clumsy girl.

You are.

I did not want to bring up that giant bruise on her neck.

And so I was like, all right, fine.

Like, oh my god, I won't say a word about it.

But like, that's fine, right?

And then you just walked in with a massive piece of information.

Which I didn't even know adults did anymore.

And what is that, Charlotte?

I said that I did a really bad job at covering up the hickey on my neck.

Oh, it's getting hickey.

Let me see.

No, it's really bad.

Wait, look at the camera.

Can I try to use like...

Jessica, wait.

That is it, bro.

That whole thing.

Is that it?

That's the whole thing.

Oh my god.

I thought maybe she was a part of...

Like, she was assaulted.

Yo, listen, I have actually been a part of an assault before.

And like, my neck looks like that.

My neck literally looked like that post assault.

And I was like, yo, that was...

That's why I didn't bring it up.

Because I don't know if something happened.

Like, I don't want to ask too many questions about that.

Wait, did we have permission to talk about this, Charlotte?

Okay, good.

This is wild.

Okay, so last...

I just hope my father is not listening, right?

I was about to say she moves out of mom and dad.

Now she's out here.

Yeah.

So, uh, last night...

Okay, so the thing is...

What?

I think it's awesome.

Thank you, Jessica.

You're support for it.

I love it.

So the thing is, I have extremely sensitive skin.

Like, I...

No, I have shared this with you guys.

No, I know.

I've been battling eggs so big.

So big.

It's so big.

It's so big.

I don't think, like, in this person's defense, I don't think it should be as bad as it is.

As prominent as, like, visible.

Like, I don't think anything...

Like, usually, if I feel like it's gonna leave a Hickey, I'll be like, hey, wanna...

Oh, are you not down?

Are you not down?

No.

Like, are you mad?

Let me ask her a question.

Can you settle down over there?

Are you...

It's not...

Can I ask...

Charlotte...

It's a question.

Then stop talking over us, damn.

Charlotte and Charlotte alone.

Yes.

Are you okay with people as, like, leaving Hickeys on you?

Is that not something that you want?

Like, do you need a warning before that?

Like, were you upset after and you look in the mirror like, whoa, are you like, hey?

No, I...

It was more of, like, funny.

Okay.

Like, I was just like, oh, I wasn't expecting that.

Uh-huh.

Like, I would certainly prefer that I didn't have to deal with covering it up this morning.

But I'm not like...

Isn't it kind of fun?

But it's a little bit funny.

What?

Yeah.

Are you serious?

You like that?

I didn't say it.

I literally just said it was kind of annoying.

I was going to say, like, I think...

But I'm not...

Like, it's just not that deep to me.

To me, like, here's the thing.

I think as adults, I think it's fun when you're like a teenager.

Like, I'm going to say this right now.

If I woke up as an adult and had a Hickey on my neck, I'd be like, you know, that's a violation.

I just feel like as adults, we know better.

We know what we are doing.

Why?

And then neck it.

Like, you know if you're sucking on someone's neck.

Well, that's what it's going to do.

The need to defend him because he wasn't, like, doing anything crazy to my neck.

It's just more so, like, you being fair skinned and you having sense of this stuff.

Yeah.

Like, I have a birthmark here.

I don't know if you can see it.

That even looks like a Hickey.

That...

Okay, that's where I would assume that Hickey would look like.

But these on your neck are, like, crazy.

I don't think anyone should be ashamed if they have Hickeys on their neck.

It's just very...

It is very notable.

Here's...

Can we post a picture of it?

Do you mind if we post a picture of it?

Why not?

Go for it.

So, like, what we'll do is we'll put a picture of...

I was genuinely concerned and I was waiting for you to say something about it because...

I was hoping that meant no one noticed.

But then I just saw it in the camera and I was like...

Massively.

I haven't seen it in person yet.

But the fact that it's like that prominent just over our, like, crappy camera that we have.

I mean, it's actually kind of crazy in real life.

So...

We'll put it at Kramer and Jess because I mean, I don't think anyone could not notice this today.

Like, it's at Kramer and Jess.

And I mean, honestly, like, do you think adults should be giving adults Hickeys to me?

It just feels like this is something we know better than to do.

And to me, I think it's perfectly fine.

And if you're having a good time by all means, it's your business, not mine.

Yeah.

Kramer and Jess.

Kramer and Jess.

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Call her.

Tann is playing this one.

Hi.

Good morning.

Who's this, hi?

Truly.

Jiggly.

Jiggly.

Hello.

Happy Friday.

Oh my God, I'm nervous.

I'll be nervous, bro.

You got this.

It's fun.

What are you nervous about?

We'll be getting them all wrong.

No.

Jiggly, OK, hang on.

Let's say...

enter Extra.

Let's take a second and change.

Let's change our outlook.

You got through here.

You got through it.

Yeah.

goal to get through to this game.

And it is rare that people get zero wrong.

So we're happy that you're here.

So don't don't be scared if anything.

It's just going to be a fun time.

OK, I would say most likely you're not going to get zero wrong.

So like no matter what, let's just let's make our goal at least to be one.

How about that?

All right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right,

I'll set the bar low.

Got it.

There we go.

That's at least fair.

All right, Julie, have you played before ever?

No.

First time, or y'all, let's go.

Let's go.

Well, the other show, Julie, that's either cooler.

Are you serious or awesome?

So we're going to go for at least one right today.

Jess, how do we play it, and Julie's going to go for it?

If you can answer seven trivia questions and 60 seconds,

you win a $1,000 Royal Farms gift card.

But if you get one wrong, mispronounce one,

or take longer than 60 seconds, you're out.

But remember, you can pass on the ones you don't know.

You just got to say pass.

And then we'll go back to them only if there's time at the end.

Julie, you ready to play?

All right.

Your chance of $1,000 to Royal Farms starts.

Question number one, in the early 2000s,

what pop star famously wore matching denim outfits

to the American Music Awards with Justin Timberlake?

Britney.

Correct.

Question number two, what do you call

the professional who specialized in the study

and treatment of skin?

Dermatologist.

Correct.

Question number three, in a standard set of measuring spoons,

how many teaspoons equal one tablespoon?

Two?

It's three.

Four.

Three.

Three.

Three.

I know.

I know.

But you got the first to write.

Let's pop for you first to write.

Even better than she thought.

Even better than she thought.

Even better than what she thought she was going to do.

First to write.

First time.

That was good.

Let's play the rest of the round for fun

and see how you would have done, OK, Julie.

OK, number four, which popular ass-leader,

sorry, which popular, as least your brand,

is famous for its Align leggings?

You probably guessed this just on popular ass-leaders brands.

Little one.

Yeah, exactly.

Nice.

Number five, what is the name of the fictional

high school where the movie Clueless takes place?

Oh, I have no idea.

Hanson Alka.

Is that how you say it?

Probably honestly, I don't know.

Hanson Alka high school.

Yeah.

That was a bad, that was a whole lot of it.

We all would have been out with that.

Number six, in the world of banking, what does pin stand for?

Personal identification numbers?

Yeah, correct, good job.

And then number seven, here's your last question.

What is the name of the plastic tool used

to keep a pizza box from crushing the cheese?

No clue.

It's a pizza saver, but honestly, I literally had no idea

that's what its purpose was.

I just thought it was a little decommade off name.

It was a decoration.

It's a pizza saver or a pizza stool or a table.

Yeah.

That is protecting the cheese.

Yep, so now you know, we've learned a lot today.

Hey, it's even better than you thought, though, Julie.

You know what I mean?

Even better than you thought.

And you got through for the very first time,

and that's exciting, too.

So no matter what, let's clap for Julie.

Y'all, come on, come on, first time.

I don't want to call in, so.

It's all good.

We're going to come back Monday.

We're going to have five new days, seven new trivia class.

And hopefully we'll try it all over again.

And let's go for, we'll go for three next time.

You know what I mean?

Yep, got it.

Have a good weekend, Julie.

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Oh, are you still mad?

You're feeling better, say sorry.

Want an apology?

I'm sorry.

Or is yours long overdue?

Forgiven, forget with Kramer and Jess.

All right, Megan and Talson, are we

going to ask for forgiveness or demand in apology today?

I need an apology from my friend

because she helped me leave my husband.

And now she's with him.

Oh.

Oh.

Wait.

I don't know if it was help, is that the case?

Or maybe she was really helpful.

Wait, what is this?

How did this happen?

OK, so I met Lauren about three years ago at a workout class.

And when you meet someone new and you just become really close

really fast.

Yeah, of course.

So at the time, she was going through a divorce.

And so when my marriage started having issues,

I leaned on her a lot.

I told her everything, really personal stuff

about my relationship.

She always has really strong opinions about it.

Oh, boy.

Yeah, she was like, OK, this isn't a healthy relationship.

And you deserve better than this.

Yeah, OK.

A new person.

Yeah.

And did it seem at the time?

Did it seem like it was good advice?

Yeah, like I said, she became the person I trusted the most.

And all of that just kind of really gotten my head.

And eventually, I made the decision to leave my husband.

Before all the issues, had she met your husband already?

Yeah, she kind of became part of our friend group.

Oh, wow, OK.

She didn't seem like a threat then by any means.

No, OK.

Then of few months after our divorce,

I started hearing from people that they've

been born and my ex together.

Oh, boy.

I first, I didn't believe it.

I was like, that is so ridiculous.

I can't talk to it.

And then I saw them myself.

Oh, not the girl who told you you deserved better.

No, well.

And now they're fully a couple.

They've been together about six months.

And I just feel completely manipulative.

Like, do you want to talk to me anymore?

My ex refused to talk about anything

other than the kids, so I need her to apologize

because this is my stuff.

The switchup is crazy.

You can't go from, this is toxic.

This is unhealthy.

You deserve better.

And then go to my man, my man, my man, my man.

Like, it's not adding up.

That's not, no.

She literally told me to take out the trash.

And now she's taking out my trash.

Wow, that is wild.

So she's over here talking trash on this guy.

Like, he's so bad.

And now she's literally with the same guy.

No, girl.

She said, take out the trash.

But now she's eating your leftovers.

Wow.

That's crazy.

Damn.

OK, yeah.

I just don't like that you guys haven't had a conversation.

And I mean, I think things happen.

We're all adults.

But I think it's the avoidance, which makes me feel

like she is guilty.

I think that's the red flag to me.

Well, what do you want in this situation?

You don't want to get back with him.

Do you like, that's not true?

No, no.

Trying to do it.

No, I have moved on for my husband.

But I lost two relationships.

I lost my husband.

And then I lost who became one of my closest friends.

Yeah, right.

I want an explanation.

And I want an apology.

Yeah.

And at least acknowledging the situation,

like, let's not act like we don't know what went down.

Yeah.

OK, I think that at least is fair to say, like, yo,

what in the world?

Like, that's nasty behavior, bro.

All right.

Well, if you guys have never done a forgiven

forget with us before, damn.

And this is where this is going to get really interesting today

because if you've never done one of these before,

what happens?

We reached out to Lauren.

And we said, hey, listen, we're a local radio show.

We do a segment about forgiveness.

There's somebody who wants to bring you on to either ask

for forgiveness or ask for an apology from you.

She thinks it has something to do with like a parking lot,

like a fender bender situation.

Apparently Megan didn't even come to mind.

So, like, she has no idea this is coming.

I don't know what is going to happen

when we bring these two together.

So, Megan, I'm going to get in Lauren.

Just don't let her know that you're on

though to give her a chance to guess who it is.

Like, I don't think she has any idea to you

so that I don't know how this is going to go.

Hang on one second, OK?

OK.

All right, let me get in Lauren.

Good morning, Lauren.

Hey, good morning.

Thanks a lot for agreeing to come on to the day.

By the way, I appreciate that.

Yeah, no problem.

You know, I know Charlotte explained to you

how this segment kind of works.

And who did you think they wanted to bring you on today?

The only thing I can really think of

is the fact that I had a bump this car in a parking lot

the other day and I didn't even know it up to the hurry.

So, it has nothing to do with your car.

The person that wants to bring you on today

is your boyfriend's ex-wife, Megan.

I want you to apologize for convincing me

to divorce my husband and then instantly dating him.

Look, you guys were not a good match.

And I was the first one to say, hey,

this is not working for you.

It's like the red flags were there.

So it's not like I started with the intention of,

oh, I'm going to get with him because he's so great.

There was no intention of getting with him, first of all,

when I was, you know.

No, there wasn't.

You know, we went out to dinner.

We went out to drinks.

You got to know him.

And that's when you started really telling me

that there were problems.

I don't think that's a coincidence.

No, it is a coincidence.

It's like, I'm not going to like jump up

in somebody's relationship when they're working through it

with their husband.

I thought that kind of, you know me better than that.

Lauren, Megan shared with us that you would tell her

how unhealthy it was, how much she needed to get out

of the situation in that you told her to throw out the trash.

And now you are with the man that you called trash.

That is, yeah, okay, I'll give her that.

But like, look, my mom and dad divorced too, right?

It was not a good relationship.

I know it was a good relationship,

but then he found love later with somebody else.

And it was like, you know what,

not everybody is meant to be together.

And it's like, he reached out to me.

We started, you know, DM and each other.

And it was like, oh, he's a real person.

It's like you get to know them outside of the situation.

I could see him and see his side of the story and go,

okay, I get it.

You think it was them dynamic, not a him issue

after you got to like figure it out?

Yes, because she knows me, Megan, you know me.

You know what, it's like, I can't, I did know you

when you haven't picked up the phone for months.

You couldn't tell me that you were going out with my husband.

I had to find out from friends.

Well, why are you avoiding her?

I guess that's a good question.

Why are you avoiding her now?

He asked me not to.

And so I was like, okay, I can do that.

But you know, I really didn't feel good about it, honestly.

Well, I mean, so is there any harm or any foul then, honestly?

Because I mean, Lauren's saying, listen,

I gave my best advice and you stick to that.

You're saying like to my friend, I said, listen,

I don't think your dynamic is good.

I think you guys should leave each other, okay?

100% and they did, they left each other, right?

All of a sudden she's like, hey, maybe we could actually

have a healthy dynamic.

And now it seems like you guys are.

So like is Lauren in the wrong for that, honestly?

Well, I think the shady part of it is the fact

that she did it in secret.

And even when she started talking to Megan's ex-husband,

because Megan was her friend first,

which you did acknowledge Lauren

and you acknowledged how close you guys were,

at least communicate that with her.

I'll give you that.

You don't think the action itself is wrong, though.

You don't feel like being with him is wrong at all.

100% no, I think it's okay.

Violation of trust.

How is that, how is that a violation of trust?

You tell me, it's like, look, you were broken up with them.

We got together months later.

It's not a violation of trust.

Yes, I should have told you when we would be together.

You met him when we were together, you were my friends.

And now I haven't heard from you for months

because you've been hiding this from me.

The right thing to do would have been

to tell me immediately, unless you were being shady

and doing stuff before we were out of our relationship.

Like I said before, I like, listen, I didn't do it.

And I will give you that, but I am not sorry

for having a relationship with your ex.

Do we feel like Lauren owes Megan an apology

for dating her ex, even though she said,

you guys should break up?

I don't know if you can ask someone to apologize

for that part just because it's their life.

Yeah, like, I mean, I don't know

if you can do that to anybody.

Would you guys want to take phone calls on this?

Because I don't know, listen, Megan,

you came for a very specific reason.

I know that you want that apology.

I don't know if you're allowed to say, hey, apologize.

Even though you told me to break up with this guy,

very specifically, I don't know that we can sit here

and demand like, hey, you need to apologize.

Like, do you take a phone call on this?

Yeah, I think everyone's gonna be on my side.

Well, let's do this.

Basically, what's happened here is like Megan

and Lauren were friends.

Megan can fight it in Lauren instead of listen.

My marriage, I feel like might be falling apart.

And Lauren's like, yeah, girl, he's trash.

Like, leave this guy.

And so Megan did and then Lauren started instantly,

when I instantly, but within like a few months

started dating her ex.

Like, does Lauren owe Megan an apology for doing that?

Because now obviously Megan feels wronged by this.

Who's up?

This is Ashley and Bellaire on three.

Hey, Ashley, I mean, what do you think?

Do you feel like Lauren owes Megan an apology

for literally saying, hey, divorce your husband

and then like dating her husband instantly?

I think Lauren is actually getting way too much hate here.

Megan didn't leave her husband because of her.

Like, it's not like Lauren was cheating.

True.

She said, saying happened, she said there was nothing,

you know, weird between them.

Yeah.

You know, Megan just left it because she wasn't happy.

Right.

So you can't force someone to lose a marriage

unless you already feel that way.

She was also venting to Lauren all the time.

Lauren was just like giving honest advice.

I just don't see that.

That was her being manipulative about it

with just listening to her friend vent.

And I think honestly, she kind of went about it

in a very dull way.

She didn't hide it to Megan.

But she did, she actually, she did hide it though.

I think that's the issue where Megan feels like it's

shadier than what how Lauren is leading on.

Because Lauren went behind her back

and started talking to him after they separated

without saying anything to Megan when they were friends for.

So I think that's why she's having a hard time believing

Lauren's intentions when she was telling Megan

to leave her husband at the time.

I can understand why she wouldn't tell Megan at the time

because she started getting into things with her ex

and he said, hey, like I need you to not tell her.

I need you to not tell Megan.

And of course, like when you're with somebody

and you're falling in love, you want to do stuff for that.

I think it just makes sense.

So you feel like the loyalty should have been then with the ex.

Like the loyalty should be with the new boyfriend

versus with your friend?

Yeah, absolutely.

The loyalty should absolutely be with the new guy.

It's love, you know, it sucks that that's what happened.

But this is also two adults making a choice

after the relationship is already done.

All right, who's up Jess?

This is Melissa on two in Columbia.

Hello, Melissa, good morning.

Good morning.

Do you feel like I'm in a twilight zone?

What?

Hey, why?

Why?

Because it would actually just said, yeah, I don't think so.

Please, the floor is yours, please.

First of all, she was never even her friend

because I have many friends and I would never,

if their ex had the message to me, I would have been like,

yeah, I don't think so.

And I would have went and told my friend,

you know, so and so is the enemy straight up.

Immediately, I would have said that screenshot

a point five second later.

I don't care how grown up and how sweet and how she just knew

they were a match together.

Uh-uh.

We weren't her friends, so it doesn't matter.

She wasn't a friend, that's it.

And I think she should apologize,

but it doesn't mean anything because she doesn't care about you.

Well, damn, how do you really feel, Melissa?

How do you really feel right now?

I mean, if it was me, she wouldn't want to see me.

Well, because what would you do?

Actually, probably don't, don't, that's, that's probably great.

Melissa, Melissa's a good friend because we don't do that.

Yeah, we don't, we just don't do that.

Just straight up.

They go, Melissa, thank you, Melissa.

Could I see your friend?

No, we, we hear you, we hear you.

They go, Melissa, thank you, Melissa.

Uh, who's up, Jess?

This is Elizabeth on one in Dundock.

I'm scared now.

Hello, Elizabeth.

Good morning.

What kind of energy would you like to bring to this call today?

Well, I'd like to say, this is not a girl's girl.

Oh, you broke a girl code.

Damn.

I absolutely agree with the previous caller.

Yeah, that you don't do that.

Like if my husband and I broke up,

regardless of whether my friend was saying,

hey, I think that he's trash, like that's a key word there.

Damn.

You don't go after a friend's ex.

No matter what, even if you think it may be like,

we're better alone.

Really girl code.

Straight up.

Straight up.

Like I think it's actually disgusting behavior personally.

Wow, okay.

Especially if you're gonna say all that stuff about him.

Like it doesn't make sense.

Thank you for calling.

I mean, listen, it sounds like Lauren, honestly,

that most people are saying that you may,

probably owe her an apology then for this.

I mean, that you did the wrong thing.

So like.

I don't know how they can say that,

because I'm not going to be the kind of trashy person

that's going to be like, you know,

you don't try to hook up with somebody's,

you know, the husband, whether somebody

can tell him to get a divorce.

It's like, let's do it.

I've been through divorce.

I know how hard it is.

Yeah.

Like, come on.

Megan, how do you feel after hearing that?

It just all feels too shady to me.

Like the timeline just doesn't add up the way she talked

about it before, or how she's talking about it now.

And leaving my husband was one of the hardest things

I've ever done.

Yeah.

I think leaving this friendship is going to be

the next hardest.

60 bucks a month, all the Chipotle that you can eat.

Who's in?

Anybody?

Anybody happen in on this or not?

I see her about this online, the base of the all.

You can eat Chipotle deal, which I think,

I mean, it just depends on how much you love that.

You know, if you don't know, I love,

I love a Chipotle thing.

Which is fake, by the way.

Like, that's, I know.

I think they confirmed it this morning that it's not real.

By the way, if you saw it going around,

but like that, for a couple of days,

I was all in on this whole thing.

Were you like legitimately researching?

I did.

I googled it.

I googled it.

It sounds like a book.

Chipotle is getting so expensive, by the way, now.

You know what I mean?

My last time I went to Chipotle,

it's been a couple of weeks, but I,

I think I was $18 out of the door.

Bro, I don't go there anymore because it's so expensive.

I mean, it's like, it's almost like you've saved up

for like a fancy occasion now.

It's almost like a nice date now.

I get to take a ticket to Chipotle because I mean,

truly, I mean, like literally, I want to do a girl.

I think you do a girl as well.

Well, you guys are as fancy as I get sometimes.

I take my dates to Chipotle.

Actually, Chipotle has never not made me sick.

Careful.

Well, I'm gonna go back probably, so you don't bet.

So, I,

we, would you guys, would you, $59 was the rumor?

Would, if it's not Chipotle, what is it?

Would you pay subscription for any,

is there any fast food restaurant you would pay?

$59 a month to eat.

Honestly, is there any fast food restaurant

you can think of that maybe my fast,

is there a restaurant in the world that if you,

if that was a thing?

I don't think it's a bad deal.

Because that's what it is.

Let's be honest.

Let's say that Chipotle thing was real.

Okay, it's not.

If you start going online, it's not real.

But if it was, let's be honest,

most people aren't gonna go every single day.

They may have gone a couple of times a week.

I still think that,

but they might though,

because also to something that they were talking about

is like you could also make like one burrito into two meals.

Totally.

So I feel like to save money if like restaurants

or fast food restaurants, whatever did a subscription,

it could, it could help us out.

Honestly, I probably would have done it.

I probably would have paid,

I would have paid the 60 bucks and done it.

It would make sense for you.

For Chipotle, yeah, would have.

Yeah.

Where would you have gone?

What's the, is there, is there a restaurant

that you would do subscription for

because you love it that much?

Ooh.

Fast food only?

It can be anywhere.

Okay.

And I think you can't say like don't say like.

So I have two different.

So like I think my,

the one I would really want is R&R Takarilla.

Okay.

Have you guys ever been though?

No.

It's local, it's local.

And I honestly, because I could eat Mexican food

every single day.

So I would definitely do a subscription there.

60 bucks.

And where is it?

Not Owing's Milders and Perry Hall?

No, it's in White Marsh, it's in White Marsh.

I, because I would.

60 bucks.

Yeah.

80 bucks?

No.

But if it was like, and it would be,

oh my god, I probably move.

I would move next door.

I would move closer to there.

Because that's the thing too.

Could you imagine?

Like no, literally.

Like it's just so, it is literally just so good.

That is fandom.

Sure.

Where's the other one?

So the fast food restaurant.

I, if in and out, and if I live back in California,

I would literally have a subscription.

How many times, so could you honestly eat in and out though?

Well, you can get.

Could you do it every day, honestly?

Yeah, because it'd be for real.

Yeah, because you can get, you can get like the,

the lettuce wrap burgers as well.

So you don't always have to have the buns.

But we can be five hundred or so many.

There's so many like different, like secret menu items

that there's ways to go about it where it's like,

would I be having a burger every single day?

No.

But like, could I have some kind of like rendition

that I would tell what they would make at work?

60 bucks.

Literally take my money.

100 bucks.

Also throw in some merch in there.

I'm done.

No merch.

Sure.

What?

She's a merch and I'm a merch.

Where?

Come on.

Okay, hear me out.

Cheesecake Factory.

Okay, but it has, it has been more expensive.

It has been more expensive because it's actually already

25 bucks a plate.

That would have been mine if they had my favorite dish.

Okay, hear me out.

99 bucks a month unlimited cheesecake factory.

I do it.

You do a hundred bucks?

Yes.

Because think about it.

They also give massive portions.

That's what I'm saying.

You get one pasta dish.

That's like three meals right there.

And you have five pages.

You have five pages to choose from.

I feel like you're not going to be rotating stuff

for like a good year.

Yes.

I haven't been a cheesecake factory in a year.

I'm still full from that.

I literally would be there right now if they had the pasta

in a polatana.

I don't know.

Who brought a pasta sauce?

Put the pasta in a frying pan.

No, pasta in a polatana.

You know who you are.

Please.

No, don't bring that up.

Where's police?

Dear God.

What's a take that you had when you were 10 that you still have today?

Like we all like to think we've grown up.

We've done a lot of maturing in our ages.

But if you think about something that you're like,

yo, this is something that I agreed with when I was 10.

And now I'm X years old.

And I still, I still to this day.

I stand by this statement.

Yeah.

Like that's what I want to explore on today's show.

So will you text us or call us with that thought?

Because there's maybe some things in your life.

Even though you've been through some hell.

You've done a lot of growing.

You've been through therapy.

You've been through kids.

You've been through a marriage, maybe divorce, maybe some SH word.

But it doesn't matter.

You stand by this statement.

It's a take that you had when you were 10,

but you stand by it today.

410-583-1065.

Just do trust, start us off.

Disney is a magical place.

I don't care.

It wasn't a face, mom.

It wasn't a face.

Disney is a lifestyle.

I don't care.

I don't care how old I get the, the gettiness that I feel.

Anytime I put my Minnie Mouse ears on has never changed.

And it will never, ever change.

It's so funny.

Some people, it's never, like me, it's a nightmare.

But for you, it's like, you instantly go back of my life.

It truly is the happiest place on earth for me.

You're in for life now.

For life.

Yeah, and we were talking, when you were out this week,

we were talking, you know, they raised their prices again.

I know, I saw that, okay?

219, you don't care.

In 2027, right?

But they do have a summer special, though.

Get out of here.

Okay.

They do have a summer special.

Charlotte, what, honestly, it's a take that you had

when you were 10 years old.

You stand by it today, though.

It's what?

Okay.

So when I was a kid, I never understood the way

that adults decorated their homes.

Because I was always like, this is so bland.

Like, where is your whimsy?

Like, where is like the bean bag chairs?

Like, where are the door beads?

Like, I don't get the lava lamp.

Like, where's the fun?

And I still stand by that to this day.

Where is the fun stuff?

Like, I want my house.

How should still have lava lamps?

So fun.

And like, awaken my inner child and whimsy.

I love that.

You still think adults are boring?

Yeah.

Kind of.

Yeah.

When it comes to like a home decor, you're like, where?

You're like, pick a different color.

If I see more beige, I'm gonna flip a table.

Yeah, get a disco ball.

Yeah.

Like, what's this light fixture?

We can, where's the neon?

Where's the inflatable couch?

Like, what?

Yeah.

Where's the water bed at?

Yeah.

I feel you.

You thought you'd grow up into having real furniture,

but you still don't.

No, but I'm still like, I'm your furniture.

Why would you?

You're furniture.

Yeah, I'm 42 years old.

I am, I am by all means in definition.

If you look up adult, I think I would fall

into that category, right?

I don't care.

I can't tell you how many thousands,

thousands of dollars over the last probably three years

I've spent on Lego sets.

Lego sets are so much fun.

I feel like that's it.

Yeah, they were so fun back in the day.

I got hooked on, after my assault

and the brain injury and everything,

I started getting back into Legos

and I was like, yo, this is fun.

How much was the Titanic grip on you then?

$679.

Or the every penny.

$679.

That is a very, that's a couple of months of car payments

that's sitting behind me right now.

They called her unsinkable, but she's

some gross payments, am I right?

Surely.

Yeah, bro.

That was even good.

I mean, they make a lot of sense.

No, but like the fact that her brain gets

that's with the quickness though.

No, I know.

She just went for it.

She's like, she's had to go for it.

The Titanic was like my niche special interest as a child.

No, I thought that was good.

I genuinely thought that was good though, actually.

All right, come on.

Help us make this list.

It's honestly, it's a take you had.

I was 10 when I had this take.

I'm now an adult and I don't care.

I still have this take.

Have fun with us.

Let me talk to this is Faith over and done, Doc.

Hey, what's up, Faith?

Good morning.

Good morning.

Good morning.

All right, give us yours.

OK, so Zuko from the Avatar, the last Airbender.

I was nine years old when I decided that this man was my crush.

And I still stand by it to this day like 18 years later.

So I love love like that.

I had to look at this character, but I think we all

have a character.

Do we not?

It's a character that's always going to have your heart.

Like, you have a character from your childhood.

And you're like, who's everybody's character?

But is everybody have a character

that's in their mind right now that you had a crush on?

Well, I would just say that as a character, just in Bieber,

well, there's nothing I can do about it.

There's nothing I can say.

For me, it was probably, I'm trying

to think it was a cartoon character that had a huge crush on.

Just your rabbit was a big one for me from back in the day.

There's like, I think, did you have a crush on a character

or like a?

I liked Gil from Finding Nemo because he was angsty.

Yeah.

Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

No, it might, it might, it might even, you know,

bad fish.

Yeah, I'm into this energy.

I don't know what it is, but it doesn't, it's like,

it still moves you to this day.

So we totally, we totally understand that.

Thank you for calling.

It's appreciated.

Of course.

Let's, let's talk to this is Sarah in Baltimore.

What's up, Sarah?

Good morning.

Good morning, how you all doing?

We're doing good.

Sarah, this is a take that you had when you were 10

and you live by it today.

What is it?

You always still have cooties.

Yeah.

Yeah.

No, literally.

Yeah.

And I don't know that you're necessarily wrong on that.

But why?

It's a change at all as it evolved at all.

Like, why do you, why do you stand by it?

No, like because you still, I don't know,

when you're little, they're just like dirty and gross.

Yeah, like getting everything.

Oh, when you're older, like you just see like,

they're not all there when it comes to like,

leaning stuff off or helping out.

I mean, they're not all of us.

They're not all there.

You guys are all there.

What do you mean by that?

What do we mean by all there?

I mean, be more specific.

What do you mean by that?

She's telling you that you have cooties.

A little offensive, but I mean, what do you mean

not all there?

Well, let me give you an example.

Please.

So like yesterday, I wasn't sexy and said,

is there anything that you would like for me to wash today

when I get off work?

Yeah.

You know, there's a bunch of stuff in the laundry basket

and whatever you would think we need.

So to me, that would say like need is like cowl.

Yes.

So I get him last night after a long day to give the kids a bath

and I go to grab the towels out of the dryer.

He can see me.

So that's what I meant because we all have to take a shower

and because it washed out.

He didn't wash anything.

He didn't wash anything.

He didn't wash nothing.

So that was just a lie of a text that he sent you.

Oh my god.

Yeah, he just laid on the couch and went through his little phone

and played a little game.

That's coody's.

That's coody's.

That's coody's.

That's the adult version of coody's.

The coody's got to their brain as they get a little bit older.

Okay, that one, that one makes sense.

It's time for Pride, A Pride Day.

Feels good to let it out.

It is a silly game.

Okay, so you're new to this.

Jess is a very sensitive person

and we decided to capitalize off of that.

It's capitalism is as fine as people.

This time it's off of Jess's emotions.

So what we decided to do was take Jess's tears,

turn into a little game.

What we're gonna do is have Jess present to you

three reasons of why she may have potentially cried

this week as a sensitive person, all right?

Two of these stories that were gonna be

not reasons of why she cried.

Only one of them is a real reason why she cried this week.

You're gonna try to figure out which ones are real cry.

Let's get into the tears.

Friday, Friday, story number one.

Story number one, so something that is very near and dear

to my heart is in and out.

Being a California girl, we ride for in and out

and it's the very first thing that garage boy and I eat

every time we go home.

Something I didn't know Vegas has in and out now.

Oh yeah.

So it literally was like a surprise.

So there we are at the end of the night

and I open the box to my animal style fries

and I literally start crying because it was like

seeing a long lost friend and it felt like

in my mind, Rihanna was singing,

where have you been on my lap?

Cause there's like neon lights going on.

There's music everywhere.

Like we're in Vegas.

It was like an out of body experience.

We should probably mention that too.

Jessica, just get back from Vegas and get sure.

Just have them in the show.

We just get back to you.

Yeah, this will be a Vegas themed Friday, right?

Story number two.

Story number two.

So when we were in Vegas,

I got to see my best friend Stephanie

and I have not physically seen her.

I think for about a year and a half.

And when I saw her and we are running towards each other,

it literally felt like it was in slow motion

to the point where you know that song where it's like

dun dun dun dun dun dun dun.

Cheer, it's fire.

It has a name.

Because then we like jumped into each other's arms

and I literally was crying in her embrace.

That's pretty cool.

We Google that for sure.

I think it's called cheer, it's a fire.

Why do I know that weird?

I don't know.

It's a weird thing to know that's called cheer, it's a fire.

Is that called cheer, it's a fire?

And why do I,

does anyone else know that that's called cheer, it's a fire?

And why do I know that's called cheer, it's a fire?

Cause you know the

dun dun dun dun dun dun dun.

Hey, I've gotta check this really quick

and see if this is right.

Because if I know this,

I don't know a lot of random trivia,

but I think I'm pretty.

But you're cutting into my Friday credit time

and you're gonna cut me off at the end.

I promise you I won't cut you off.

You can have all the time you want me on.

Is this what you're talking about?

Yeah, so imagine,

so we're in the lobby of the palms.

Okay, we're in the lobby we walk in

and I'm looking for her, I'm searching for her.

And then garage boy goes,

there she is, she's over there, he's here.

And then we lock eyes.

And then her husband James is recording us.

We start skipping.

The skipping then turns into a run

and then to a full one sprint to each other.

And then we jump into the air

and catch each other mid air.

So random.

And we are embracing.

How do I know that, I don't know.

Okay, all right, story number three.

Story number three.

So on our last night in Vegas,

we had our final final,

the last drink at the hotel bar with my whole family.

And we're just sitting there like recapping the trip

from like scorpion shots to 209 tattoos

to just laughing about all the shenanigans we got into.

And also the fact that we actually followed through

with this spontaneous trip to Vegas

that was planned less than a month ago.

And it was, as it was time to like walk away,

looking back at them,

literally felt like that final scene in Ocean's 11

when all the guys are like,

loggingly looking at like the fountains

and it's in slow motion.

And I just started crying because I just could not believe

that we actually did it.

What I feel like out of all those

is probably the fast food.

Like she loves that stupid restaurant so much.

Whoa, just respectful to in and out.

All right, let's go to this is Katie and Joppa.

What's up, Katie?

Hi, how are you?

Good, Katie.

So what was the real cry this week, you think?

I think it was story two.

Story two, that was the, the friend,

cheer, it's fire was playing by the way,

a little bonus tip for you.

What, why that one?

Just in her friend, she goes hard for her friends.

If she hasn't seen her for a year,

she's definitely crying.

It's, I mean, it's a good deduction.

I think it's a solid guess, honestly.

You just let the real cry this week.

That was not the real cry because we were too busy

screaming our heads off.

It was more of like a,

it was kind of like that.

That was, it was like, almost demonic looking.

No, not even, literally the opposite of that,

but it was, oh, I felt, I felt kind of like,

you know, in Dragon Ball Z, when they're like fired up

and they're like bolted up, you know what I mean?

That's what I felt like saying my best friend.

Thank you for calling us, appreciate it.

Katie, have a good weekend.

Thank you, Bill.

Let's go to Ginny and Bel Air.

What's up, Ginny, good morning.

Good morning, guys.

You got two options left.

The story number one, the story number three.

I think it's story number three.

Story number three is the one with the family

and it's kind of recapping the, you know,

their trip to Vegas.

Is that the real cry, Jess?

Yes, that was a real cry.

There it is.

Yeah, I mean, it's a, it's a good one.

It felt like our own oceans 11, truly.

Like, it was kind of crazy.

Like, I couldn't, like, we're sitting at the bar,

cheersing, laughing, ha, ha,

crying, we're like looking at our tattoos.

I still kind of forget that I actually got some times.

Nobody got arrested.

Nobody got arrested.

Nobody got caught.

It was just, it was fantastic that I, I just started crying.

Why'd you go with that one, by the way?

Why not the other ones?

I've had that feeling.

Like, if the end of a big case and it's like,

oh my gosh, we did it.

This was so much fun.

And then you're kind of looking around

and you're like, I don't want to leave.

I had your, like, this is never going to happen again.

Yeah.

Like, this is it.

You're like someone absolutely we're going to

arrest it next time, but not this time.

So, yeah.

Well, congratulations, Jenny.

Awesome.

Thank you so much, guys.

You're so welcome.

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