It's So Embarrassing To Have A Hickey As An Adult...

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I wasn't gonna say anything about this because I wasn't sure what was going on

I wasn't gonna say a word. I just know what was going on. Let me see your face. Let my face is fine

Stop hiding. There's nothing wrong with my face

I wasn't gonna say anything because honestly you never know what's going on with something with people medically

And so I wasn't going to like point this out right and so I you know

We we still working at workplace where we're three friends

But you have to be respectful of people medically and so when I so when show

Information like if she's not sharing information. It's none of our business

Charlotte walked in with a bruise on her neck and I was like oh wow

That's that's a really bad bruise. I didn't know if like somebody had like something happened to her

Or maybe she ran into something. I didn't want I am a very clumsy girl

You are I did not want to bring up that giant bruise on her neck

And so I was like all right fine like oh my god. I won't I won't say a word about it

But like that's fine, right?

And then you just walked in with a massive piece of information

Which I didn't even know adults did anymore and what is that Charlotte?

I I said that I did a really bad job at covering up the Hickey on my neck

Hey

Let me see

It's really bad

I'm trying to use like Jessica wait that is it bro

That whole thing is that it that's the whole thing. Oh my god

I thought maybe she was a part of like like she was a salted y'all listen

I have actually been a part of an assault before and like my neck looks like that my neck literally look like that post assault

And I was like, you know, that was that's why didn't bring it up because I don't know if something happened

Like I don't want to ask too many questions about that

Wait, do we have do we have permission to talk about this Charlotte?

Okay, good. This is wild. Okay, so let's just hope my father's not listening, right?

I was about to say she moves on a mom and dad's now. She's out here. She's like yeah

So

Last night. Okay, so the thing is what I think it's awesome

Something is I have extremely sensitive skin like I

Know I have shared this with you guys

No, I know it is so big

I don't think like in this person's defense. I don't think it should be as bad as it is as prominent as like visible

Like yeah, I don't think anything

But like usually if I feel like it's gonna leave a Hickey. I'll be like hey, I want to

Oh, are you not down? Are you not down? Like are you mad?

I asked her can I ask her a question? Can you settle down over there? Are you are you not it's bad?

I can I ask Charlotte then stop talking over us damn Charlotte and Charlotte alone

Are you okay with people as like leaving Hickeys on you? Is that not something that you want?

Like do you need a warning before that like were you upset after and you look in the mirror like whoa?

Or were you like hey? No, I it was more of like funny

Like I was just like oh, I wasn't expecting that

Like I would certainly prefer

That I didn't have to deal with covering it up this morning, but I'm not like it's not fun

But it's a little bit funny

You wait are you serious you like that? I didn't say I literally just said it was

I was gonna say like I think

Like it's just not that deep to me. Yeah, like here's the thing. I think as adults

I think it's fun when you're like a teenager look I'm gonna say this right now if I woke up as an adult

And had a Hickey on my neck. I'd be like you know that's a violation. I just feel like as adults

We know better. We know what we are doing why and then neck it like you know if you're sucking on someone's neck

What it's going to do need to defend him because he wasn't like doing anything crazy to my neck

It's just more so like you being fair skin and you having sense of this

Like I have a birthmark here. I don't know if you can see it that even looks like a Hickey that okay

That's what I would assume I don't look like but these on your neck are like crazy

I don't think anyone should be ashamed if they have Hickeys on their neck. I it's it's just there

It is very notable here. So can we post a picture of it? Do you mind if we post a picture of it?

I mean it is go for it. So like what we'll do is we'll put a picture up because I I was genuinely concerned

And I was waiting for you to say something about it because I was hoping that meant no one notice

But then I just saw it in the camera and I was like

I haven't I haven't seen it in person yet

But the fact that it's like that prominent just over our like crappy camera that we have

I mean, it's actually kind of crazy in real life. So we'll put it at Kramer and Jess because I mean

I don't think anyone could not notice this today like it's at Kramer and Jess

And I mean honestly like do you think adults should be giving adult Hickeys to me? It just feels like this is something

We know better than to do and to me

I think it's perfectly fine and if you're having a good time by all means it's your business. Not mine. Yeah

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