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This is an I Heart Podcast. Guaranteed Human. On the new podcast, Solita, we share the messy reality of traveling alone as a woman. I can wait four hours for the next bus or this random dude is offering me a ride on his motorcycle. I choose option B. I'm Julie Pinero and I travel by myself because it's a rare space where I can say yes without asking anyone else first. I'm on a mission to reclaim the word Solita, trading the pity for possibility. Listen to Solita on the I Heart Radio app, Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts. I survived nine months in captivity and I've spent my life exploring how other people survive what should have destroyed them. I'm Elizabeth Smart and these are the survivor files. Every week I'm with survivors who live through the unthinkable. Abducted, stalked, controlled and nearly silenced.

These are stories about what it takes to make it out alive. Listen to the survivor files with Elizabeth Smart on the I Heart Radio app, Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts. If you're a bookshelf and you're a for you page are equally important to your personality, welcome home. Pro Society is a weekly podcast that's part book club, part group chat for anyone who thinks pride and prejudice and love island deserve the same level of discourse. Each week we're connecting the dots between books, the internet and pop culture. With your favorite writers, book talk creators and plenty of overthought opinions. Yeah, I'm obsessed, so I'm obsessed. Listen to pro society on the I Heart Radio app, Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts. Our hometown is not a test tube. 90 miles northeast of Nashville, a battle for the future of America plays out in one small town. Developers with right wing ties have purchased hundreds of acres of land. We need cities on a shining hill. This is our town, a podcast about what happens when a small town becomes the site of a social

experiment and fights back. I guess you didn't move in on a bunch of dumb hillbillies now, did you? Listen to our town on the I Heart Radio app, Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts. It's your time to nominate a donkey of your own. Remember now, that's how they choose. Call in now, 800-585-1051. Donkey of the day for Friday, September 4th, Beyonce's, Born Day is the People's Donkey. That's when we allow you to people to call in and give somebody the credit they deserve for being stupid. So 1-800-585-1051. Good morning, who's this? Hey, this is JB. How you all doing? What's up, JB? How are you? Good. Who you want to get a big and see hard to JB? Given the biggest, the Donkey of the day to Johnny. Like, who's Johnny? We're friends, but you know that I'm cool with doing a little bit, whatever. Where are you from? Atlanta. You let him hit raw and he ain't called you since.

What happened? Oh my god. I don't know that. But I know that's what happened. No, that's not the case. He just planned, planned the credit game in too much, doing too much. Now you're a cracker. He wasn't a cracker when you were butt naked. And you were butt naked with him on top of you, breathing hard. Now you're a cracker. Johnny, no, no. This is not right. He's a fool. Okay. What happened? What do you do to you? No. He just, no, never wanted to have a troll. He just, he just planned with bombs. Like I must get my degree class of 2027 and you know, we just hit it don't get a day. So it's horrible. Take a play with bombs. No, no playing with bombs. With bombs? You. Yeah, bombs. B.U.A. Oh, bombs, bombs, bombs, bombs, bombs, bombs. So you night is only woman. You want, you want to be his only woman, but you night. No, it's not even, no, I don't even want to be the only one. I'm just this bad. I did what I needed to do. I'm just a bad guy.

What did you need? Tell me what you needed to do. I'm going to give you. You have me. I'm class of 2027, graduated from Georgia State. Get in my bachelor's. So you know what time it is, Charlemagne. I know I'm happy for you and I'm glad you graduated. Thank you. You are super successful. Boy, you going to miss that man making your toes, girl. And it's okay. It's okay. It's okay. I know, I know what you're doing right now. You just trying to get it out your system and it's okay. It's okay. I'm here for you. I'm here for you to allow you to vent. I get it. I don't sleep, Charlemagne. No, I'm good. I promise you I'm good. I'm good. I believe you. I believe you. Thank you. Good morning. Who's this? Lala. Hey Lala. Hey. Okay. So I've been trying to get on for a long time. Right. Let me tell you. I want to give my baby. Hey. Dance with the mess. Hey boo. Okay. So I want to give my baby daddy's donkey other day. Oh. How many baby daddy's you got? One. Okay. You say daddy's. I didn't know. What's his name? His name. His name.

He worked at home. And mine. He. Boo. Damn. Let me tell you what he did. I said no. No, come on now. Let me tell you. The young girl. Side the talk to his son. Bones. Bones. Bones. So he end up and guess what? The girl was his daughter. He kicked his daughter out. Just throw the girl in her daughter. Get moving. for a friend who is 45 years old. How old is the girl? 30, 20. 30, 20. How y'all calling the man a pedophile? I don't know. I mean, she is young. That is crazy. I don't know. I don't agree with the age difference, but you're not a pedophile. She's not a dad. He don't say any 45 years old is don't say nobody over 21. Moments 21. He's a pedophile. That was his daughter friend. Like they asked me to come out together. His daughter was going to fight her because she started dating. Very uncouth. I think like that. Very uncouth.

I wouldn't encourage no old man to do that. But you're not a pedophile. At the moment, at the point, let me tell you why he gets something other day. OK. So he has a son with me. My son is 12 years old now. He was not doing anything for my son, nothing. And I never actually asked him for money in my hand. I just tell him to do it for my son. He stopped doing for my son, right? Because I put him on child support. Child support was $4. And $20. $9. $40. $29. Once this was $4. That $49. He said he's no longer wants to do for my son. The school principal called him and he told the principal what you call a people. Hey, that's $29. Since broken, man, that $29. That's $4. $4. $4. $29. When there was his time to get my son because he had a court order, when there was his time to get my son, guess what he did? What do you do? He called the police on his 12-year-old son and called the police

that he don't want him. Hey. This is a piece of s**t damn. That's a s**t damn. He didn't guess what. He ride around the hood. He ride around the hood on the little moped. It's a little moped, that s**t. And then when everybody, like when everybody asked for his son because he's 12, he stopped being in his son's life at seven years old. OK. So when everybody asked for his son, he said everybody did. I don't allow him to see the son. When we went back to the court for touch for, he told the judge that I don't let him see the son. But every time it's time for him to get the baby, he called the police on. He listened. He took the girlfriend's daughter to be his neighbor off for her birthday, which is his stepdaughter. Guess what he did for his son? Nothing. It is all that they have had before they did it. Nothing. Nothing. I tried to put him in the Miami Times as a baby, but they weren't that big. Well, thank you for calling, ma'am. I hope that y'all figure out.

I hope y'all work it out at least for the young man. Well, get my butt. He just don't rip it out. He every time he see him or he is talking, he'll call the police for him. There's no work it out. Well, maybe I need to meet your son because I need to know why he can keep getting the police called on him every time he come around. He wanted him for the boy. How long is his dreadlocks? He got a mouth full of gold. I'm going to try to fit up. She said he 10. 12 12 12. Don't do that. Don't do that. You don't have no logistics. But they don't even pass his shoulder. Oh, OK, I'm just saying. You know, man, don't get suspended. Don't get kicked out and never win to the deck. That's what I'm talking about. That's what I'm talking about. He need to treat his little jit better, man. Exactly. He's a piece of ****. He's a pedophile. So, whoever this thing is, everybody knows that Ricky **** is a pedophile. You got it. He's a piece of **** don't take your head off. You have to stop saying that because that's that's defamation. You can't say that. What do you see him riding in the hood on the mole pad? A little more pad. A little more. He was old and he was already in his state 30.

He what? He did what now? That you went out with 20 years old and he was already in his state 30. That don't make you a pedophile. If you was late, you said you were in your 20s. Pedophile is on the 16 and I don't believe him. Huh? Would you talk to your daughter? Hell no. That don't make it. But I'm not. That's a man. He's what we shall listen. He's legally not a pedophile. It's still big. More or less horrible. Yes. Salamay, one more question. Yes, ma'am. What you think about one million? We going to the Super Bowl, baby. Cowboys going to the Super Bowl. Let's go. Yes. Yes. We need that. I was with them. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Here's the thing. I just know what we was talking to somebody from Florida. Okay. The craziest people in America come from the Bronx and all of Florida. We, I don't even know why we even tried to engage with her with any rationality or any type of logic. All right. You got to let people from Florida just cook.

Okay. I thought maybe she ain't know that though. Like that's why you was trying to teach her but she was just so mad. I thought he's so mad. She said that. That's how us that he'd be riding around in the hood on the more pain. But I know he's so mad. He could be riding around on his good tub. He's calling me a pedophile. Jesus Christ. All right. Oh my god. Look at that pedaling pedophile. Oh, that's cool. On the more pedaling. Damn. Oh, my god, man. We do that every Friday. The people's donkey, 1-800-585-1051. You can call up and give anybody you want the credit they deserve for being stupid. Don't be a donkey. The day is sponsored by renowned personal injury attorney Michael the Bull lamb and stuff. Don't be a donkey when you need to fight her on your side. If you ever injured, go to Michael the Bull dot com. That's Michael the Bull dot com. And when you mess with the bull, you get the horns. If you're a bookshelf and you're a four-year page are equally important to your personality, welcome home.

Pro society is a weekly podcast that's part book club, part group chat for anyone who thinks it's a private and prejudiced and love island to serve the same level of discourse. Each week we're connecting the dots between books, the internet and pop culture with your favorite writers, book talk creators and plenty of over thought opinions. Yeah, I'm obsessed. So I'm obsessed. Listen to pro society on the I Heart Radio app, Apple podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts. On the new podcast, Solita, we share the messy reality of traveling alone as a woman. I can wait four hours for the next bus or this random dude is offering the ride on his motorcycle. I choose option B. I'm Julie Pinero and I travel by myself because it's a rare space where I can say yes without asking anyone else first. I'm on a mission to reclaim the word Solita, trading the pity for possibility. Listen to Solita on the I Heart Radio app, Apple podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts.

I survived nine months in captivity and I've spent my life exploring how other people survive what should have destroyed them. I'm Elizabeth Smart and these are the survivor files. Every week I'm with survivors who live through the unthinkable, abducted, stalked, controlled and nearly silenced. These are stories about what it takes to make it out alive. Listen to the survivor files with Elizabeth Smart on the I Heart Radio app, Apple podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts. Our hometown is not a test tube. 90 miles northeast of Nashville, a battle for the future of America plays out in one small town. Developers with right wing ties have purchased hundreds of acres of land. We need cities on a shining hill. This is our town, a podcast about what happens when a small town becomes the site of a social experiment and fights back. I guess you didn't move in on a bunch of dumb hillbillies now did you? Listen to our town on the I Heart Radio app, Apple podcasts or wherever you get your

podcasts. This is an I Heart Podcast. Guaranteed Human.

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