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Yeah, a donkey of the day for Friday, March 27th,

is the people's donkey, you know, every Friday,

we allow you, the people to call in,

and give somebody the credit they deserve

for being stupid, so good morning.

Who's this? Hey, what up though?

What up though? Who this?

The deonta.

Deonta, who you wanna get the biggest he has to?

So to do any who be answering the phone.

Why did it? I didn't.

Atty, to put me on hold before I was trying to get my bedmama

to get a day, put me on hold for like 40-footed deer

hang up up.

The end when I was supposed to hug in my hand phone

and you'd sell a man from my foot,

try to get my environment.

You put me on hold, he answered the phone,

and it was like, I wish there was an airport there,

and I got phone.

That sound like NES.

Wait.

Yes, but the day I caught up my other cell phone,

and he answered, but he wasn't asked off my other phone

the last couple of times I crossed.

He got to get the donkey of the day,

just to pick him to choose who he wanted to ask the car,

because if he came to see people,

he'd be letting through the phone.

And I caught a job for a real reason,

and he just hung up on me for no reason,

so that he could be found in a day.

Damn, Eddie. Damn.

Clowned out.

And don't try to add to him either, Eddie.

You need to hit us.

And he got eight years because he asked for all the K-Cars.

Damn.

Goddamn, Eddie F from Philly, Philadelphia Eagle fan,

Philadelphia 76er fan, he would know Eddie F boy.

Goddamn, the Eddie got gay is.

Good morning, who's this?

KG, man. KG.

KG from KC, who you want to get the biggest C-Hart too, baby?

Charlotte Man, and...

Oh, God. Come on, man.

They got to be other people that y'all want to get donkey too,

other than that.

I'ma go, I'ma start doing donkey myself on Friday,

if y'all can't do better.

Go ahead, get in.

We go.

So my donkey is because, man, when just be doing the woman

of the month, and there's your mad man at the end,

when she get done, you have to be making her

a real home, man.

Yeah.

Great city.

But y'all need to be real quiet, and chose another as f***ing

like, come on, man, let her make it back.

Hey, can I ask you a question?

Thank you.

Like, what?

Have you learned anything from the woman?

Have you learned anything from the woman at a day?

That she does?

Y'all.

Y'all.

What you learn?

What you learn?

Day, day, day.

Women be struggling and stuff.

Hello.

She don't even do real women.

She do fixin' a woman for movies.

What's up, man?

No, but I do fixin' the women for movies.

Thank you.

Thank you.

And that real women, sir.

Hi, real women.

I got a quiz.

I got a quiz to know for real.

Uh-huh.

I got a PSA stuff.

Can't get sick and fixin' everybody just f***ing quit.

No.

It's actually gonna make it worse.

I would think.

But no, you know what?

You right, though?

Because the airlines would start complaining, n***a.

They wouldn't be making no money.

So you basically like a boycott is what you saying.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I put that purse on hand.

Maybe.

I'm just not out to tell that.

I'm just out to tell that I got a bunch of gangbys.

I'm a boycott.

I'm a boycott.

I'm a boycott.

I'm a boycott.

I'm a boycott.

I'm a boycott.

I'm a boycott.

I'm a boycott.

I'm a boycott.

I'm a boycott.

I'm a boycott.

I'm a boycott.

I'm a boycott.

You know.

You wanted to see.

Viewing coming off.

Hey ey man.

Can you play Viva's работ?

Yeah, man.

Everybody just efforting quit.

I think we got a little bit more fits.

From there.

From there.

Want to play Viva's работ?

Yeah.

Hold on.

What does that mean?

Who's doing?

Viva's can do it posted.

show and with Karen women she put some of the stuff out and I just dropped like

when I dropped something I stood up to look and I shed my light she said excuse me

keys it down and then she could tell me stuff to do like I took on my phone she

said excuse me pizza and at all I was like okay I can't even enjoy the show anymore

just I want to be for the dog key okay yeah all right well thank you for calling

I don't know if she was gone but she said she went to a Broadway play and she

had she lost something she stood up and kind of flashed like I'm looking for

it in the middle of the play yes the show has down

okay

what she dropped

I don't know

no really the people she dropped on though you know her medication or something

she needed it right in the neck because her sugar was spiking

I'm serious I don't know what it might have

much to be important oh god good morning who's this

yo this is Adelaide how's it going what's up Alan what you calling from

you know I'm calling from San Diego but I'm from Brooklyn you're I was like I'm a

veteran late oh you a veteran okay don't ask don't tell

yeah yeah yeah sir real quick when you do on another book signing because I need

you to sign my books like you don't know what was no more you just went

I would be at the black

cast festival in Atlanta April 25th and I let them in y'all

you know like I'm not allowed to use the back door like

yeah

take my name is the back door

we love a veteran you know like he said he trying to learn how to use it like

trap I'm like I'll hold you like okay so I have a radio I've been listening

from like the first episode all week forward I want like years 21

right now and I love y'all like you feel me like I'll go show them what you want

I'll go up to like I gotta chop it up to you I'm talking about this right now

well we're not celebrities I'm your family brother yeah dude but you should

teach him how to get to the back door my show donkey yeah like I'm not

allowed to be here in your stories and like how you like to do love

but then you get your family like I'm like me I'm trying to do that

you're not working I'm like that I'm really like I got out the Navy like

mental stuff like I know my family we don't have nobody you know what I'm

going to like one of those little moments right now I'm like let me just

call the rest of the book seven of all the dude up in the phone

Eddie oh he mad cool take easy on him like I he cool

like the people now yeah he got gay is so I'm sure that y'all probably

know but listen let me tell you something do you have a therapist do you have a

counselor are you talking to somebody right now I think you need to be

talking to me okay so like I look like my best friends like who's that and

stuff like that so I've been like Christ now in all it is I'm like I see the

most harshest things push people away because I feel like I'm not worthy of

like love and stuff like I have to do a trauma I read your book you feel me

out there I got old three I had to read by him fucking get the hard

cover I appreciate that I got you really I think like you like cool no you're

not you know this and I appreciate it brother you dealing with you

dealing with grief right now and you dealing with trauma and you know I don't

want you to project that trauma and other people so I and I also want you to

give you a great project it on to my daughter I said some like at my age I

went to some stuff like I tend like my 10 11 and she has a big

thing like that and I feel like I'm the person that is putting on through

where I'm saying some I see some more stuff I'm like I'm called the best

of course you think it goes well let me tell you I'm gonna tell you why you're

gonna get through what you going what you going to you gonna get to what you're

going to because you're aware of what it is that you're doing to people and

you're actively trying to do something about it some people lack that

self-awareness on man give yourself some grace my brother and you absolutely have

like you don't have any black leaders like right now telling me I've been

like listening to like a lot of like what's going on I feel like you are a

solid black leader but like us is like you're very intelligent you articulate

to words even though you be like slurring up like a couple of times like that

and like in the like three years ago he did some DJ event in Virginia and I

went to see more like I'm going to see DJ envy and he was playing the

same mix and the club I'm like that for that's not about right now I'm

pleased you he was fired yeah thank you said you was fired but also like I

also want to shout out my sister a quick she she does like so Brooklyn you

go look her up she fired like she has my home like like uh so long and stuff

like that yes sir I was so Brooklyn I'm just so Brooklyn on Instagram

Hey man yeah you keep doing the work man I'm rooting for you my brother

real quick not cash with some bar jumpers yes please get it now buddy

what you are going to say yeah be a lot of them be like yo let me just a

bar bro we gotta go this call we're going so

bro I don't want you I want you to ruin it by spending no bus but thank you

man yeah I'm not a rapper I'm dead listen black effect podcast festival April

25th in Atlanta judge and my brother we'll see you there thank you for calling

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be joining us Tim Schreiber is an activist he's a film producer he is the

chairman of the special Olympics since 1996 he is the founder of an

organization called you night and he is also the nephew of president John

F Kennedy very yes big resume here my goodness he's still drunk from last night

all right we're gonna talk to Tim Schreiber when we come back as the breakfast

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and stylers keep curls soft define and hydrated long after your watch day plus

it's free of soft fates parabens silicone and mineral oils if your curls have

been craving real hydration then this is it so if your hair's curls have been so

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