THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 09/14/26

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2:09Visit your neighborhood store to make the switch today. Rise guys, socking, tickle it guys. Hello, mother f***. Yes, sir. Rise guys, morning chug and morning to you. It is Monday, September 14th, 2026. Triple verified. I went phone, paper, corner of computer screen. What you got to? Triple verified. Is that what they tell you in that biz? Triple, triple, triple tick. And the news biz? Is it only triple? I mean, I've a second opinion, but like... Oh, I got that whole thing. Imagine the day of like being in a newsroom pre-internet. And you had to... And the only thing I'm basing this on really is Superman movies with a daily planet. Where they were like, you got a tip and you're like, well, you know, the sideline, like Jimmy Olsen, he's like, well, let's go to the presses and then you can have all...

3:12You can have the whole tip. What's the guy? What's his guy's name? Not Harvey. Harvey Dent, are you mixing up stuff? What was Superman's boss's name at the time? It was because he was shilling her on us. JK Simmons. Anyway, whatever that guy's name is, he's like, no, Jimmy Olsen. We need to verify this. But then what's the verification? How did you do it? You have to have a quote from the source. But what did that be like? In the content. She's talking about the magazine. Oh, the source magazine? No, I'm talking about it. I only look at that sex sale. Broadcasting and... That'll subscribe. It's like that barber shop. Say again. And unless it's like a deep throat type thing. Mmm. And the quote is, what's up, boy? Deep throat was quote... Damn it. Deep throat was quote today saying, oh, whoa, whoa, whoa. No. Oh, I gotta get to that one. The one boy was... Whomp.

4:13Perry White. That was the guy's boss. Why? That's his name. I have a Harvey Denton Batman. I'm dumb. I know it's DC. Give me that credit. That's hard. But like, so you had to like... I mean, you had the phone, but then Sarah and Mount Pilots going to know what your business is. Because you know she wasn't hanging up the phone after Barney connected with Mount Pilots. I don't think legally she was allowed to hang up. She had to. She had to facilitate the combo, right? Dude, that was the... That was the... That was... You know, why did it take so long for us to really... They were telling us on Andy Griffith about the NSA then. Because you know Barney and Wasserman were out, you know. Phone sex in a little bit. Oh, God, yeah. I forget her name. Sarah? No, the Barney's girlfriend. Oh, uh... He might have been doing it with Sarah too. We're Otis might have jumped out and... No, they never showed her. They never showed the... Hey, what is... Phone operator switch lady. No. Hey, you're on a hook up. Oh, God, I can't remember. Don't send me down that route. Hang on.

5:14Who's... I don't even... I can't remember Ange's girlfriend. Ange. Uh... Helen Crompton. Yes, a Helen's buddy. What was Helen's buddy? What? You know what? You know... No. You know... You know... You know... I was doing the Judy Garland. You know... Oh, like bomb. Helen Crompton. And what was the other lady? This is fun to do early. You know, it's... It's probably... I can't remember any names. For those of you that knew... That's a Nellies Wing woman. Or that I've already googled it. It's annoying to you. But to people like me, it's... It's fun to close your eyes. If you're driving, don't do this. Close your eyes and just... Go back in your head and just try to remember. Wasn't the young good-looking chick who worked at the pharmacy. No! Damn! That old... Andy went out with her later on. I think they fooled around maybe at the picture shit. Ella, Ella, Ella. Ellie! Ellie? Ellie! Yeah! Ellie. I think it was a blonde that was the daughter. Remember all the brothers in the day?

6:14I might have been hooking up with her because it was kind of questionable. That was darlings. Yeah. The darlings. That was with Uncle Jesse. It was... Your Uncle Jesse. It was... He was their uncle and he was Bowen Luke and Daisy. Sunko. Uncle. Uncle. Funcle. Goddamn it was it. Let's see. Helen Crompton. He had Ellie and then what was Barnes? Well, where's the girlfriend, Bond? It's weird like the dopey sidekick's name was Barnes and two like major pop culture series. Of course, referring to... ...Aindigriffith and the Flintstones. I'm gonna need you to do what I asked you to do a few minutes ago. Oh. And what about shoes outside? Which you said, no way in hell I'm drinking two of those in one day. Oh. No way. I need you to get a boost and get the double butch going. Oh, that ain't going to get the brain powerful. Jock the memory going. Jock the memory. They think it's that urine stream going.

7:15They think it's run. God, this is gonna drive me nuts. What's their name? I see your face. I do. Real plane looking but you know for Barney. Well for Barney, I mean Barney looked like a fish. I mean he played Bond. He played Bond in a movie. Barney did. He was in the Apple Dumplin gang too. Yeah. Yeah. Properties. Film the National North Carolina. I don't really, I heard they don't say that on the tour anymore. Oh, they don't? Ah, like that's, there's another movie it's film there. Like not Batman but another like movie like that. Adam Samler's on. I don't know. Anyway. Sandman. How about that freaking Panthers Bears game? That was great until I have to. It was the highest scoring game in week one in NFL history. That was nuts. That's uh, yeah. That defense for the Panthers. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's uh, not like. But there's been questions about the coordinator for like the past year but I think that's gonna be ramped up here pretty soon. Yeah.

8:15You shouldn't give up that many points with the, you got good players on defense. I could be honest. I was using that. I was using that. It's a, I was acting like I was a president. You were looking at me for answers and I was like, hey, I know about, how about that Panthers game yesterday but I'm still trying to think of an answer. I know I am. I'm trying to think of her. I like, oh, I know you pulled against them. No. What files? Hey, war. Oh God, that came up again. I mean, it was, it was, they really like, does anybody in this world think that like, I mean, there's like YouTube channels based on the, uh, the files. I can't verify that this happened but you know Bill Clinton said that somebody put out some quotes that Clinton said that he, uh, okay, to mission to kill Ben Laden but the CIA pulled back on it. So then the other part of the quote was Clinton said he knew it was Ben Laden when the second plane hit the tower. So people were like, well, you remember that but you don't remember, uh, good gracious

9:17man. Oh my God. You don't remember any kind of associations or files or. Plus, did he, did they say that that meeting was on a Tuesday? I don't remember. I don't know what that was in there. That's the kill, kill, kill Tuesday. That's what we have working women's Wednesday. We got casual Friday and we got kill list Tuesday with CIA and the Musa. If Clinton did anything, it's a weird even saying that. It's, it's kind of like very well known information now, I guess. I don't like saying that everybody knows this administration is, uh, Israel first. Uh, you know, if you look at pictures of that wall, it seems like the last eight had been. I still, some of them I'd never seen before. I was like, God, it's going to be a guy and I was, no, when I was real, I, we, why? I don't want to do that. I don't want to go down there. It's a dirty messy road. I heard a new phrase, not red at whole, but red at whole. Ooh, I want to go down that red at the whole.

10:18Ooh, there's a lot of them. Yeah. I tried to avoid that. It's more holes than a Dunkin' Donuts. I don't talk about because I don't want to hear people go on and on and on about it. You know what I mean? Oh, I said, when you got to go in the bathroom for a long period of time. Just keep yourself. Oh, what are you talking about over there this morning? I hate when people ask me that. What are you doing? What y'all doing in there this morning? Like, ah, man, we're talking about, we'll talk about you and we come back. Cause you, we're talking about, we're talking about built this stuff. It's very, very, very, it's all about the abstinence list. It's not about farting. If anybody locally is on it. Right. Talking about farting. Yeah. Oh. Well, that's assumed, right? All right, I'm just going to Google it. It's going to, oh, I forgot we were even doing that. Well, see, that's where my mind can't, most people can. They can just go on and say. Helling cramp. Cromp. Cromp. We'll slow it, Cromp. She getting cramp up in here. We're getting cramp. Is it Betty? I want to say this, Betty. Dude, okay, no more names.

11:19You know what? It's cool. Well, most people have at least two. Although, you know, you have your pales, your Madonna's, your opus. Yep. You were remembering her real name, which is kind of cool. Her real name was Betty Lynn playing the character of... Fell Maloo. Fell Maloo. Fell Maloo. Fell Maloo. Fell Maloo. That was a good movie. They jumped off the cliff together. Yeah. I think she, at one point, dated rape holester. Oh. Was it Rafe? No, what do I think was his nickname? I was, I didn't know. I didn't know. He was Rafe the right, the, the, the, the, that word. It's the first person in Mayberry to buy a van. This is the Rafe van. Ah. Yeah. Does anybody want a date, Rafe? Ah. Oh my god. Do we know Rafe? Oh man. Rafe holester. The date Rafe game. Date Rafe. Please be. Who wants the date Rafe? If you know a single Rafe, please send him our way.

12:19Wow. So to the date Rafe game. Ah. Ah. Yeah. You know what's funny about that is there was an older, I mean, Lord Nunchite. She's probably been dead. 40 years now. This lady went to our church. Big of a. Her name was, was Ruthie. And my daddy, because the way he had a hard time saying his T.H. Called her Roofie. Roofie. Like before, Ruthies were Ruthies, you know. That buddy of mine is mom named Ruthie. Ruthie. Hey, Ruthie, Ruthie May. Ruthie. Ruthie May. Ruthie, would you let go of the Rafe? Yeah. You got. I don't know any Ruthies anymore. Ruthie, do you want a date Rafe? Here's a van. There's like no Rafe's. There's only one that comes to mind and it's probably the same one you think about too. Robert D. Rafe. Why were you thinking about that? That's not what I was thinking of. Dang it, man. Right. Rafe from France. Rafe from France. Wow. I was just a little bit of a guy talking to my mom. What's John Boy and Billy doing these days?

13:19They were tired. You remember when they did this, the preacher on the side of the road? I'm like, yeah, I remember. Hey, we beat him. You know? Trying to make me feel offended though. I'll get you back on that one. How's Manini feel this morning? Why are you talking to him? He won't talk to me. No. Why are you kissing on Manini so hard this morning? Oh my. Since I'm your mom. Oh Rafe. That's cool though. If you bring up John Boy and Billy, I'll chop it up. Oh, it's just, I thought you said that's the first time. I didn't know you were thinking about somebody from the 97-98 rookie class in the NBA. It was like, I still need Rafe, I know. Rafe, yeah. Yeah. It must be like a, you know, a, uh... It's what his names is don't come around much. Yeah. Is that an old Southern name? No, not at all. It's like a foreign. I'm like, hey, watch out now. Type name. Yeah. Are you here to spy on this type name? Oh, gosh. Yeah. It's like... Like, probably from like Kazakhstan or something. Oh, I love you too. I love this off. Well, my name is Rafe.

14:20Rafe. What? No, you don't understand. I love your Southern women, the bigger the better. Would you like to, uh... What? You can't find a hole, find a role, is what they say in my gutter. You know, oddly enough, the word Rafe is of Arabic origin. Okay. And means kind or merciful. Oh, that is not what we were just... It was... Wow! Rafe Arabic. Wow, yeah. Stem from the Arabic verb Rahapa, which means to have compassion for. Rahapa? Can be spelled... Oh, this is fun. This is fun, just whatever. Can also be spelled R-A-E-F, which is like La France did it, or with an I. It is sometimes used as a variant of the English name, Ralph. Ralph. Yeah, but D-R-L-F doesn't say Ralph.

15:20D-R-F. It's kind of closed. Yeah. It's kind of closed. I don't think I know any Ralph's. Maybe one. First one, like no, no, or have heard of. Like no. I don't really know this. I know of him. You know, he's older guy named Ralph. Thanks for being with me. How you doing? First one. First one, Earnhardt for me, and then for some reason Ralph Terry that played for the Yankees. Ralph Crandon. How you go? Who threatened his wife with domestic violence, you know, at least once a week. Ralph. Ralph. Throw it up. Ralph. Throw it up. King Ralph. Dude, John Goodman, claim you. If you look at his name real fast in your dyslexic, it's like John GD. Oh, nice. Not Goodman. I don't see it. I don't see it. Come on. Do you say the same thing when you see Goldman? Yeah, yeah, actually. Okay. Ralph. Okay, we're going to all live at the board. Anyway, that was kind of interesting to find out. Now I want to play Ring of Fire with Ralph's.

16:22Ralph. I mean, we voted. Uh-uh. We did them all dinner. Ralph Wolf. Camden. Is it a Ralph Camden? Why is that Camden in my name? He's a lower part of the state. Straight to the moon, you bitch. Ralph Camden. Camden. I don't know. I like Ralph Camden now better. Right in the push. You bitch. I'm going to punch you in the push. We'll get my lunch. Right in the push. Ralph Camden. I mean, it's so. In the movie, Ralph Camden, you know, I'm going to punch you in the push. I'm going to punch you in the push. We'll get my lunch. Right in the push. Ralph Camden. I mean, it's so. 1950s sock you in the push. It hit you in the face. Yeah. Yeah. You couldn't say it. Mm-hmm. Straight to the moon, you old, Hussey. Like, now straight to the moon, you're talking about usually stocks or crypto. Ralph Camden. I don't know. Bang soon, right to the moon. I'm going to sock you in the push. Uh, you said Wolf, I was going to say Dick Wolf, but Ralph Camden, uh, was a good intro. That was a nice one. A projection. Nice one. I thought there was a name like that. I'm sorry.

17:22There's got, there's a probably a lot of us in care. Do you just came open though? Yeah, I got it. How silly am I? Uh, Ralph Furley. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you three company once again. Dang it. Oh yeah. Torrey Furley. Torrey Furley. Wow. That's you mean girly, but I'll still be. I'm not. I'm mainly. Uh, we're right there. All right. I'm going to get one for us. Well, man. That's a good note. I got off of that. So, you're going to tell you something funny. This is just, this is just what, what we call the flow here. So I went to, uh, I went to this, uh, uh, wine or four house. It's a winery. Uh, but not like it. Like, that sounds bougie. This is like old country one. Well, going to it is, to be honest with you. Why? Going to, leading the house is bougie. This is going to winery is a bougie trip. Well, it depends on the winery. Yeah. I mean, it was, uh, yeah, you full. I mean, there's a lot of them. I don't know.

18:22So, uh, they have live music and everything. And, uh, this lady came over there and she said, hmm, I know who you are. No, I still love when that happens sometimes. That's right. Well, thank you. And you're playing along to you. I assume that she, uh, you are who you are to her. You know what I'm saying? You can act a certain way in this. Okay. Right. I mean, I'm like, we listen to show every morning. That's like, thank you. I appreciate that. Really? Yeah. The winery? Yeah. Nice. You know what the bougie winery? I mean, it was, it was nice or whatever. Did you, like, act a little, uh, you know, act a part when, uh, you get noticed? You know what Rick Flair always said. And I was like, I will never do. He said, when people come up in a bar and say, hey, I know who you are. What a hoop he buys them a drink. I'm like, no, because everybody will say that to you now. I thought you're going to say 18 or 28, you know, husband and wife, friends. Right. I was like, hey, did you get a rating? I'm going to try that. She said, I have to tell you something though. And I said, what's that? She said, she's not going to like it. She said, a racial slur. I would love that.

19:22No. Of course not. I'm kidding on both. Now I'm in truth. She says, I don't like Facebook fussing. Really? Yeah. She says, I'm sorry. She says, I love y'all. I like when y'all are just talking. And when you're just doing your thing, she said, I do not like Facebook fussing. I'm sorry. She says, I'm sorry. She says, I'm sorry. She says, so like she thought she was hurting my feeling so much. Oh, no. So she's, uh, she should don't like bits. She's just like, no, she just like, she said that particular thing. She just, she doesn't know why she should have spitting her wine. Because you spit it out anyway. Yeah. Well, you're supposed to pour it out. You don't spit it out. You spit it out. Either it's like a bowl. When you go to the fancy, fancy ones, you get a lot of wine. So if you drink all day, you be sick. Wait a minute. I spit it out in my organs after I digest it. You got a boot cocky to wine and a one bowl. And somebody drinks it. Yeah, there could be a bowl there. I hate you to be over there. T. F. in the wine bottle. No, I don't want to throw up. So I'm not drinking that much. That's the problem.

20:22I think I'm fine. And then when we drive home, I'm throwing up in your car. You might have to write down what I don't know she called on, uh, that's right down with your mint. Ha, ha, ha. Kind of naive today. I'll see how you spell it too. Oh, well, yeah. Oh my god. It's one of her favorite things to do by the way. Well, it could be. Tv. Nice. God. You had to be in the person. You're like, I know it's in there somewhere. I can't see it. If I get something out of it, yes. If you go cut my grass on a tractor, yeah, I'll do it. Nice. No necklace for you today. Never felt you get punched in the chair. No. Whatever he wanted as long as he's getting on the tractor. He's imagine a weapon going between those suckers. Oh, I mean, yeah, that's what I'm. Yeah, they all my loot. They all my loot. They all my loot. They reminded us that that was one of the things she and barn like to do during the picture.

21:25I had to Google why she left she left because barn left. Oh, yeah, because they couldn't like no use for it. They had shoes of no use at that point. They should go to that's kind of said. She couldn't date Floyd the barber. No. He couldn't walk and then we don't know. Harold's free. He wasn't in there. There was never a town whore. They should have put a town whore on them. No, they always had a trunk, but they never had the town whore. Like they never arrested women too. Did you notice that? Yeah. Like they never arrested women. That's a good point. Right. Now you got women that they're on TV murdering people. Yeah. Murderous women. They're the same. There's more than that. More of that. No, it's just that whole thing. You know what I think too, that what Netflix and all these different platforms have at least proven to me, I'm basing this off what I think I've looked up and that hasn't been too much and just saying that ahead of time. It seems like the shows that the series of the docs about RedRum, underliving are the

22:30one about women are the ones that are most successful. Oh yeah. That's amazing. This is wild, man. It's like. You wouldn't think that people would do something like that. I wouldn't think that people, but a woman. Anybody, but like a woman that has a family and you wouldn't think that she'd kill her husband. Who? Would you watch one about a kid who murdered people? I'm just not into that kind of thing right now. Women, but I just want to where it stops. Like, you know, it just brings me down. I mean, I like serial killers, but not like family things, you know. Right. You have your limits. You like guys who go on and then. I don't know what it's such a dark side. They leave things behind, you know, they want a cool nickname. Did you ever get to come out of the nickname when you worked in the Los Angeles press? I, well, there was the holiday rapist that I was working on that case for somebody.

23:34You didn't give him a good, the holiday rapist because what you didn't want to offend Jews and say Christmas. Because the things that he was doing to people were around the holidays, you know, but it extended. It extended past that. It was holidays. Was it around, it started around Christmas. Oh, Christmas. Okay. Then it went past. There was another instance and then we were looking for a man and a blue van and he would, he would get these girls. Yeah. Put the jackets over their heads that they're walking somewhere or they're somewhere and put them in the van. Yeah. violently rape them. And then he'd release some of them put them in by a school or something like that. Good Lord. And the one of his victims happens to be someone who was in our 20s and not a child. So it took a turn to like, what do we do? I never heard. I'm going to watch a documentary on this. I know. You got one you recommend. Fat boy, you must watch it. It's not. I don't even know what they do with the case if they ever caught them.

24:34The East Side rapists, I don't know if they ever caught that guy, but they did have green shorts on. Oh, the guy that when women would run on that track. They helped. Man. They got at least a couple. What I like to do is like, I used to have meetings with the police and. How did you do it? No, just some of the cases that aren't saw cold cases, like bring them back up and. Oh, yeah, cold case files. That's another big show. Yeah, cold cases. Yeah. All right. They go cold pretty quick. I didn't mean to go down that quickly. But look, I say the word murder and she just mumps. She's all of this. I got him shit all of them stats, but she didn't know what TF meant earlier. Yeah. They kind of got to go in. She didn't get that. You got a memory bank in there that's. Yeah. Son Canny. She already said earlier, she was looking for a boyfriend with Down syndrome. I'm like, that's going to be hard to find. You know, if you often, she said, oh, we were just saying, hey, have you ever dated this type of person?

25:34Yeah. She've ever dated this person. If you ever dated one with Downed and you said no, but I would. And I said, well, I mean, could we do. You know, I don't know. Somebody who lays, you said somebody lays down on the, you know what? We probably get sued by somebody who was just, you know, normal and saying that's not fair. I mean, we were. I know. I'm surprised. Make a wish hasn't done that yet. That are very functional who are autistic. So I don't. They've had some 18 year old kid and you know, just, hey, sorry. We know you have a life threatening injury or illness, but you just turned 18. And the kids like, I want to squeeze a couple of kiddies. Right. Just say, we'll use that word. Yeah. Well, you know, the case won't be. And maybe there is. There should be a make a wish for adults, but like just just like, you know, obviously there would be a lot more to work with, but it have to be a very. What would you have? You'd have like terminal illness as an adult.

26:35Yeah, but I would do it more like, like, you know, they said, hey, I've never smoked weed before or I've, I've never had sex with this two dudes. No, well, I know you have quit. Why are you looking at her when you say it? I never have. This is the right sports money. When they pick her back and forth, that's a trick. I love to hear him argue. Right. Nice. Hey, all right. It's almost here. Are you ready? Just grabbing my shoes. That's what you said 10 minutes ago. I just wrapped a video call, uploading this giant file on my tablet, looking at my watch group of Nana's with the group chat, and of course, still lining up tonight's playlist on my phone. All at once? Yep, story of my life. That's why I switched to T-Mobile. They have the fastest 5G network. Okay, multi-tasker. I see you. Honestly, I never imagined I could do all this at once. It's awesome. Say no more. I'm totally switching.

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28:37Real Thack 1433 tow wrestling is a competitive sport. Real Thack 732 the chicken is the closest living relative of the Tranasaurus Rex. And Real Thack 1599 a man once ate an entire airplane. Yowch. Did he have any hot sauce? Yep. So anyways, this has been a refreshing break brought to you by Snapple. Real T real juice. With Snapp's identity red machine. Presented by T-Mobile, the official wireless partner of Odyssey Sports. With an awesome network and great savings, there's never been a better time to join T-Mobile. Visit your neighborhood store to make the switch today. I saw Orgy and Bess one time. Haha, dang it. That had been a hell of a show. It was old J Gordon walks out with makeup on. Old J Gordon. I actually did choreography to this in a dance show where it was like a pre-apocalyptic kind of like we were all on the ground and then with that noise, we did like pirouettes.

29:37It was fun. It did in Berkeley. Like this part. Is it black swan? No. Yeah, black swan. Can I say something that I observed? Obviously I won't say where it is. But there's a certain convention that was in town that they showed the people that were at it. I feel like if you could look at those people and say there was one convention they would get to you. You could guess it. Yeah. Now if you go to this convention, is the first question like are you going to stick this somewhere you shouldn't stick it? Oh well, it's going to say you have to like, well, there was like two this weekend. I was going to say, because they don't always sell it. I'll tell you something similar. Like the antique horror con or retro horror con. Oh, did you see any pictures from that that might have come from a certain Russian wolf? No. Sucker got to meet Henry Thomas. Oh. Bastard. I know. Well, in the green room. I don't know if it's like they got a little meeting area that they get together and

30:39like, hey, who's that? Unless we honest. I don't know if Henry Thomas knows who everybody there was. Yeah. As far as wrestling goes. Oh, yeah. But a good crowd. It's like, you know, that that's other the other convention. Yeah. I tried to buy fish ones and the lady wouldn't sell me a fish. So I know the people that sell it, these conventions don't always sell to everybody. Why wouldn't she sell you a fish? Well, you didn't have a take. They didn't have any plastic bags of water to put it in. He just is going to put it in. Oh, my God. Stop on the floor. She said, what are you going to do with it? She tried to figure out if I was going to, if I'm buying it as food. To what? If I had another animal that I feed the fish to. Oh. I said, no, it's just like, I got a tank. You know, it's going to swim around in the tank. Then she said, are you going to do any stunts with it? That's what she said second. Does this during like the jackass period of America? This was last year. Oh, oh, she knew you from the show.

31:40No, she didn't know who I was. You're going to do a stunt with it. You don't like a stunt. He would eat it or do some kind of. She was very anti-man. Oh, no. She just gave off that. Oh. Like if I felt like a viral woman, you got to do anything I wanted with that fish. Yeah. She would have probably wanted to watch. She probably smells like it. Yeah. She didn't. She's like, I can't sell you this fish. I'm like, lady, I just want the fish. It's going to swim in the tank. I'll feed it and swear to God. What kind of fish was it? Just like a regular, like cheap goldfish. She was being a bitch. Is that it? Like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a herb that catches the meat the whole. It caught the meat. She would have reeked it. Oh, yes. That's pretty much what my video includes. It's not the best thing about it. The chilies had been expected. It maybe just turned off super cucumbers like fish. Spicy beef. It didn't go as good, as it acts in the sea, like, it didn't go at the f來, like a

32:40baby-erton larters. Why not just get a screen and then circle screen and then just you know then you can change the face. Oh look I put a great white shark in the tank. Oh, I'd be kind of cool actually. So if I go into a con by a lizard or that fat ass frog they showed on TV. Yeah huge fog. I don't want a bunch of questions. Yeah. You know, I don't run a church I'm not gonna use the snakes is a wing. I'll try to lick it and get high I'm not gonna try to turn into a prince at midnight. Good luck with that. Every since that preacher show came out where they showed him using the snakes. I forgot the name of the show. The conventions won't sell to him. Because I'll ask you if you had that affiliation first. Rattle stings. They were using those and other ones that were telling like panic calls for a holiness. Yeah, but they're letting them bite them. Yeah, that's not good. I mean look. If you give the animal a home and you feed the animal. That was the chair. I just want to loosen here now. That's step done one. I mean are you. I don't know what I'm trying to say like you know like if you

33:49humiliate the animal. Yeah, it's it's it's it's a it's a one hand. It's like your body your choice. But are they are they saying know that see legal to do because you're harming the snake. Yeah, I mean like snake is gonna bite you if he's gonna bite you. Yeah, like it's not gonna harm you. They're not selling. Yeah, man, I don't know. That could make somebody really sick. I wouldn't I wouldn't like that. Well, so can most of the food they sell us but by God they'll do it every day. Yeah, but venom is not great. Yeah, I first spawned. Give me some carnage. I don't like venom. That's what Jasper calls him. He can't say he's a billet. No, a billet. How about you, damn. Don't let people collect all these suckers to sell. Have I want to joke or

34:50rosy and with like 400 snakes. Maybe you question him. Yeah, instead of somebody who wants to buy two. Yeah, I mean because if your house is burning down and you have snakes in there, I don't anybody that I love running into your house trying to save your house and they're gonna get my your stupid snakes. What is the snake's head? Have a skin mark. God, your snake smells like red. I have something to say. One number does it all at 800774 0093. That's communication. This is the rise guys morning show. When news matters. It matters where you get your news. It's rise guys headlight. Good morning everyone. Yeah, well, do you like do you like loyalty cards? Say not cards. I like the ones that just automatically remember. Oh, yeah, you don't have to have a punch card or whatever. Yeah, like it's kind of what's the I bless it. What's the one?

35:52I can't think of one because you'd have to have an app or yeah, yeah, I mean chick blaze apps pretty good. So I guess the one I use is angles. I do my I use angles. I just like my God, I forgot you could use points for gas. Yeah, so I'll only think of I have I got angles and and GM. You got a gym tag. They won't give give us tags in my gym. I have to have an app. You got checking with the app. Oh, well, I don't because I don't always want to take the phone. I didn't want to. Oh, you know, listen to music. Well, I mean, I'll listen to the house music or you can tap into one of the television. I did my first earpods. I did my first massage chair the other day. So boy, that thing's amazing. Did it shoot you in the ball? No, it knows where your spine ends and you're to split it to your legs. Otherwise, it's gonna goose me on the back of the balls, but it didn't. You were hoping. Oh, I wasn't either. Oh, my God, I want to start

36:55giggling in there. Like to listen to music while I judge other people. Yeah, I don't go to a place like that. I go to suffer and work out hard. All right. So the rest of those white snails working out by lift a bed, lift off kettlebell. It looks like a note. I had worked out hard prior to this was the end. I didn't go just for the massage. Sometimes I go just to the chair. Because you know, my local black lounges is new waiting. Oh, wow. Well, look at you. Do you do tan there too? No, I don't tan because you have to stand up. We got those. I'm not doing that. Sit down or lay down or set up. Oh, yeah, I'll lay down. You can get that nice orange glow going. Well, I saw a girl. It's a school where she's going to tan. I was a tanning couch. God, did I make those? I'm tanning couch. It's a really great. If I care what I look like now, I would definitely get in the tanning bed. The girl who goes where? All the girl that I knew that I went to school with, I saw her coming out and she was like, topless. And I'm like, you want to like, she didn't care. I was like, well, this is kind of. She didn't have any clothes on.

37:59Not really. Just like, just topless, but you know, the like the door was, she was coming out of the door. Topless. And I'm like, you know, like, you're using her hands on them. No, I got. She didn't care. But sometimes she'll wear stuff that, you know, you can see her nipples when she works out. Okay. This is. I had to whisper to nobody here. Nobody heard it. Kids don't ask who parents when nipples are. Well, the reason why I brought up the Hornets, the loyalty card is because a drug dealer, dealer decided to issue his own loyalty cards to his customer. This is kind of great. I mean, it's a 27 year old drug dealer in Minnesota. His name is Andy Selincia. And he was dealing psychedelic mushrooms and other drugs. So he wanted to give his loyal customers a little discount. And I'm coming back with just kind of, kind of smart. You got to get that. You got to keep it going. Get that that back. Tell all that's good. So it's unclear if they were punch cards like, you know, go into the coffee shop or something else.

38:59But all we know, you get a pretty down bag. I don't think most people use the punch cards anymore. Because they realize you're right. Lose some or they don't want to keep a wallet full of little cards. Yeah, I'm not keeping. I'm not going to keep it here. How the fuck am I going to keep it here? How the fuck am I going to keep it here? How the fuck am I going to keep it here? You better use the coupon before you wash it twice. It's going. It's going. It's going. It's going. It's going. We would. I was doing that with some promotion that I did and people would forget the cards and say, well, I've been here enough to remember. But then it was like, well, why do we even have the cards? Was it a thrift store that you did it? Okay. Well, I wouldn't keep a thrift store continuity card. Oh, that makes you look like you don't care as much for the charity. They'll give you a shirt and they'll punch a hole in the shirt whenever you buy something. Oh, man, there was the one that would put their tags through the sleeves and they'd leave a hole in the shirt and they can give it a damn. That's not smart. It is a shame. So when you're asked to round up on a donation that was free from the beginning.

40:00Exactly. The puncher shirt. I gleefully said no, not gleefully, but I said no thanks. I went to one that said we don't have bags. I was like, oh, okay, she said we haven't had bags in two months. So this guy, sure good donate some time. He's got your own angle bags. Was named Flower Daddy and on them they really had a cannabis flower on them. That's where he screwed up. It's a tan plastic bag. And the clients in the program. Already donated the cooler acts to the only peed in once. Don't tell anybody. I don't know how to do it. It was just too close to the toilet. Oh, man. So worse. Might have got a little bit of splash. I just told you I pissed in it. Sorry, Mark. I don't know. That was bad. Well, I'm paying to them. Sorry, February has no manners. Don't listen online if you don't tell our boss if you listen online. Don't let him listen. Don't let your boss listen online. I mean, did that whatever. Don't burn. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

41:01Don't do drugs. Remember we had somebody tell us one time our drug dealers were really nice guys. I'm like, what? His wife is very friendly. Or why is he going to look like? Wow. That's weird. That's weird. More than likely he doesn't wake up until like four in the afternoon. It's probably going to give you something lace or something. So you might want to look up. Oh, Lord, especially becomes from Mexico. Yeah. It's going to have fentanyl in it. Don't do it. It's not worth dying for. I'm a cop, buddy. Say, even the way you do you got to look out for it. With fentanyl? Yeah, like they'll lace it with the dust or whatever. What's the purpose to get you addicted? I thought it kills you. It's sinister. That's what I thought. I thought when you touched it instantly, it was going to kill you. Like one grain. Remember the commercialist said one like a like a what do you call it? Scotch. I don't know what what the terminology is for it. Like a little pebble with it. I guess you say a smidgen of it. Yeah, a little bit. There's some mush said it could kill that whole east coast. Do you remember that commercial?

42:01Oh, yeah. Like why are they using it in hospital? If it's that why would they give it away for free on the other drugs? No, it's sprinkling in there. Probably in the water system. Those people you're not eating. Whose water you're drinking? Everything you need. This is the right morning shower. The right guys morning show. I don't know how to say word but I can spell it for you. SHADO WS. SHADO WS. Yeah, how do you say that word? Shadows. Shadows? There you go. I had to say it. You know, like the guy from Hollywood Squares. Shadows Stevens. Shadows. Oh, you spilled his weird there. Looked a lot like John Tesh. Now that I think about it. Shadows Stevens and John Tesh. They might have been the same guy. Was it the same guy? The children's for your life. Tom Cruise and Final Ice is the same guy.

43:03Not at all. Not the actor of the chair guy. Right. Yeah. Cruise with it. Okay. Fat boy, were you were what? Had a double chair. We sit there and talk yesterday and we came up with a, I don't, I wouldn't say a plethora, but a bunch of good stuff to talk about. There is a bunch of good stuff. When I walked back in just now from doing your business. Doing my business. I don't need to tell you which number it was. Do I? Could have been the number three for all we met. It was the number two because of the number four yesterday. Oh boy. I don't say which restaurant. I saved that for you. A little funny commercial. Right there. But you said I've got some bad news for you. Yeah, I got to tell you about it, death. Oh, okay. Yeah. And I hate to do it, but you know, we just, we decided on Mondays. We like the first reaction thing. Yeah. It hasn't happened yet though. It's going to happen on October the 11th. After 54 years. Wow, what are you doing? Serving the community of Myrtle Beach and then us many times in between

44:05the Pigley Wiggly no longer be with us. Wow. This is the last one in the area. And it was the big one off 17. Wow. That was like a ritual going to the beach. You go the Pigley Wiggly. Get all the stuff. You're a sit. Not anymore because I guess people in Myrtle Beach don't eat anymore. I don't know. That's wow. It's like the one where they open the Spartanburg. Like I guess nobody went to it for some reason and they closed it early. It was kind of, it was away from town too though. It wasn't, but somewhere Dollar General said, hell, they could open up a Dollar General in the, in what, let me think about. Like on a frontage road. How they could? They could and people would flock there when they need chips or a cell phone charger. There's 14 on Woodruff Road. 14? 14 Dollar Generals. Now that's a rough guess, but I'm pretty sure that's not too far on it. Really? That was a guess. I saw one out on the way home the other day. I'm like really they put one right there. Yeah.

45:06But you know it makes sense because it's right beside a plant. So people can't, you know, get off and go anywhere else. That's what it's really good. Thinking of plants, you think they would, more, I'll just say it. Does BMW not allow anybody but Burger King nearby? Because my God, man, like, you think people that own restaurants would have said, hmm, that seems like I'd be a good idea to. But I think maybe BMW must have bought up all the land and will only allow BK to serve their products. Oh no. Because they had an idea. I thought people were there. They say that's the only place within, driving distance you can go and get back. Hell, that's a big campus. You think about Parking and walking back the, that's a long way. It probably fogged you in or whatever. I got a buddy that says a big deal now is, because he door dashes. You go to the business and there's a separate entrance for you, the door to hasher and there's a whole separate table. Because nobody leaves work. They'll just order food. Yeah, I know people that I work with, they go.

46:07You talk about this fool down here that doesn't wear shoes. Might have spiky hair. Maybe. Might shine a little like this, something like that for a minute or 37. How did door dashes? A big fat burger. I had some food delivered here last week. That is, yeah. That doesn't work. Because somebody, look, somebody stole ours before just saying, so much. They were really gracious about it. They put it on my desk. I have trust these bastards here. They put it on your desk. Yeah, I was on the phone and I couldn't, I didn't know it was delivered and... Here? I didn't get in. I guess there's a front door. I don't know. I like how you ask that, like Arnold. I think I didn't really do the two flights of security. No, somebody went downstairs and accepted. You can't trust him. Why? Because they'll eat it or they'll boo feed it. No, they wouldn't. Just take it. I've taken people's lunch before. You have. I have the, well, here? Yeah, but... Good Lord. But, like I give it a little,

47:09if it's been in there for a little bit, obviously, like there's a piece of cheesecake that was in the fridge for three days. Oh, no. I thought you meant like you walked out and DoorDash had dropped off the food and you just picked it up and kept walking to your car. No, usually from the fridge. But I've seen it sitting the fridge too with somebody who would get the DoorDash and then nobody eats it. Yeah. And then you would, you would... Well, not at that point, it's a waste. Like it's like a weekend there. Yeah. But like, you know, if I, I stuff, if it's been in there a little bit, like if you wanted it, you would have eaten it already. Yeah. It might have been leftovers. Like who brings like, okay, it's Monday. Here's Thursday's lunch, like right here in the fridge. Like, you don't do that. Sometimes I've doubled ordered for today and tomorrow. Like I'll order something, I'll eat tomorrow. But that's at home, you know, not here. Now, Paige does go buy burgers for dogs too. I do, I don't eat beef. Good ones too, if you want me. I'm wondering about KFC for her dog. Got us too good. She would pick it off the meat off the bone for fluffy. I always order. Fluffy had a hernia. I thought he had two dingolings.

48:12That really did. I had a, doing him drooping herna, like, you know, her chest was like, I heard he was bigger than his slong. Yeah, short. He got a slaver. So if I'm ordering a plain cheeseburger at your restaurant, it's not for me, it's for my dog. Okay. Fast food workers, just read that. She thought he had two. Or if I could have arrested him, I always get my dogs. Remember the first time I realized cats had nine nipples, or eight, how many they have? They always have the same number. Is it an even amount? I would hope so. It's six, bro. I think it's six. I thought it was, I thought it was an odd number. I think it's six. Like there's one in the middle. No, he is seven. I think it's seven. That's for the prize, please. God, people are calling this bad word. Right now I'm not telling you. Well, I'm sorry, I don't know how many nipples animals have. I won't. I know your mother has three. Okay, so look at that. Six to eight. It's not always the same. Why is it not always the same? Don't know. That's very, very weird. Again, you know, I could be a skin tag.

49:14Could you imagine you're either like, you know, mentally handicapped puppy who's like, just like, you're on a skin tag? You're not a skin tag. I'm not getting any milk. I would hope they had eight because you usually have more puppies. And a few of them aren't going to eat. They say, talking to the other pups and they're like, Hey, man, the milk was good. Like, do you like dinner? He's like, man, it tastes like blood. Like, what are you sucking on the skin tag, dummy? Man, you gave mama a hickey. You got to get on the nipple first, dude. Lots of them, baby. I was talking to somebody the other day. They said, why do you have turkeys? And I said, well, so they'll have babies that we started talking about the process. And they didn't realize that turkeys lay eggs. They just, they didn't think about the turkey being a burden that it had on an egg. Yeah. But you hold a second. Yeah. The only did you just now come up with that one too? Well, those eggs don't have embryos, right? What do you mean? So you sell them. So the chicken lays the egg. Turkey lays the egg too.

50:15Which so they both have embryos or not? When you say embryo, you mean like the baby in the egg? Well, it depends on what you believe. Well, I'm just saying the one that they would go nest on. And they are. They're two separate eggs. I don't know, but some, some chickens, what they will do, I've not had seen this on, on, with any of ours. But what they'll do is they will, they don't want to spend the time, you know, like setting on their eggs. So they'll go and put them in the, the, the nest of other chickens. So they will nest them. And then when they get ready to hatch, they go and attack back chicken to get their egg back. Whoa, hang on a second. That's some messed up stuff. That's like a page had a baby. And then, but she let some other chick breastfeed her baby. I'm looking at the bird. Yeah, pretty wise. Not breastfeeding is just sitting there like under her butt. They're just a little larger than chickens. They're not massive. Oh, yeah. They're not like damn down. So she had another chick still on the kids' face.

51:15Yeah. She said bigger than time. Hey, yeah, it's, I think it's rare. But like, I haven't seen it, but I've heard tell of that. Where they'll go around and, you know, attack the chicken. Because the chicken, like, it doesn't know, like, well, they all look the same, generally speaking. She says, I'm busy. Can you sit on my kids' face? They can sit on my kids' face. I'm going to go hang out with the cock of the walk over here. God, that is weird how that works. Yeah, that is. And then the one, I mean, that is, it's a learning process. You stuff you didn't think about or know about like with the, you know, like, I might realize what time of morning it is. And then you might be having the breakfast. But, you know, like how a mother goat cleans her, her, her, her baby. Yeah, I've seen that. The, the right out the, out the gate. Well, it's what she eats. Well, and then the pig that time had a, had a, a, a, a run of, a pig's and the last one was, uh, uh, stillborn. Oh, and, uh, mom, uh, consumed it.

52:19Really? Yeah. How big is this pig? About like, uh, like size, I mean, I don't know. I mean, you said run. So this is a big ASP. Yeah. Like I said, run a pig's and not a litter. Like, yeah. So the, uh, run, um, like do you have to facilitate anything for the turkey to have the, uh, that process to have the little turkeys? Queen, mean, do they have a turkey house just like the chicken? No, they make it, they, no, they, well, some may, we let out, we, Grace let hers, uh, she told me the other day. She's like, you know, we, you say we a lot. Let's say I thought we were in the unit. Yeah, but like she, I mean, they're her and then, and I mean, they do all the, you know, bigger, they're there all the time, you know, yeah. But, uh, though, they'll just put together, like the pigs will put together their own little nest. Like they'll just pull stuff together and make a little nest away. Yeah, like the squirrel does. Yeah. It's like, you know, sometimes the cows you have to, uh, you have to inseminate them in some cases where,

53:21like, this is you, right? You and your whole arm. Yeah. So I know. Over there. You don't have a bowl. Yeah. Well, some people, even if you got the bowl, just like, it's too hard to get them together. Always. So they see it's easier just to get it from the bowl and then put it in the cow. Yeah, that's, uh, that's, I'm not interested in that. I've seen Jack asked, it looks messy. I got you. How do you facilitate a bowl? I'd call it like some kind of like, uh, you dance for him. Some kind of like horse mat. I'm saying, hey, look, horse mat. You go. Like some lady, she's going to be dressed in like all black for sure. A little bit of lace in there as well. She's going to be the morning. I'll get it out of that, but she's, she's got a savoury in her mouth. Like a fuck. She's got the ace of spades in her front pocket. She's sitting there. She's like, show him to me. I'll pull him up. Come here. Come here, baby. Back it up, baby. Come here, baby. Back it up. Back it up. You're a real fine horsey. Back it up. She's got both arms sitting there. Oh my god. Pushed him together. Come here. You're a real bowl.

54:22You're a real fine horse. Just get up on it. You just have to like headlock a bowl's gimmick to get it going. You couldn't use both hands. It's not big enough. Sometimes you could turn the horns that, like, turn them up like that. That's good. Use the whole tail too, you know? The mouth is bowl again. Yeah. Man. You got to hold your cigarette. I mean, you're not going to put the cow and the bowl and the barn together. Kind of like that. Oh, you got to. They all together. See, there's so, uh, we've got, I had to talk that much about it, but got another cow. It's a, uh, it's a Zee Boo. It's a mini also, but it's like, uh, I thought that was his name. Well, no, wait, though. So he's like, he looks like the devil. I mean, his horns are black and they don't curl. They go, Jesus. Spray it up. Would you buy him from like some cold auction? And, but he's got straps. So he looks like a zebra. So they call him a Zee Boo. I bet he's adorable.

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58:26No more searching for manuals, no more hunting down parts, no more drowning in paperwork. With Maintain X, your team can access manuals from anywhere, create new procedures in minutes, and turn voice notes into clear and complete work order feedback. What used to take hours now only takes minutes. Keep your operations moving and your wrenches turning. Join over 13,000 maintenance teams that are already fixing more and filing less. Try Maintain X for free today. Go to MaintainX.com slash AI. That's Maintain in the letter X.com slash AI. Why didn't you hit the post but it did. You did. Yeah. Good job. So you know how they show that when the athletes walk in, they'll wear their outfits or whatever. So Vaughn Miller was wearing like a cowboy outfit, but he had a Dwight Yoke him shirt on. Did he really? Yeah, I was like, that's pretty cool. Dwight. I said now I was singing Dwight Yoke him songs, watching the cowboys get smoked all night last night. I don't know, that's only when I watched his panthers and bears.

59:27God man, like an addict, I'm watching all these games. They're like, oh, are you split screening? Well, I do the red zone so they kick it around for me. I'm like, I need to do to get two more pass in the yards. Like, I'm on man, they got money on this one. It's fun to gamble when you can watch, you know, like a bunch of games at once. You're also not saying like, God, they have a drop in me. You've cast another all the refs. So you want to say switch, switch, go to this game, go to that game. Like you're not wearing a headset or anything when you're watching this, are you? Oh no. Like a gamer or something. No, I don't get that far into it. But your phone is probably in your hand also. Like you have the app open watching it. Yeah. Oh my god. I'll follow X on some updates too. And that's kind of where you get distracted. Because that's all a lot of stuff on X's weekend. That was not sports related. I understand the pleasure in that though. It's like, I get vested interest. Vested interest of like you just rallen on the cowboys. Because you know, our boss is a big cowboy.

1:00:29It's fun little thing to do. He might call in today. He might. Oh, was he, well, he'd be bipolar. What do you call himself? Yeah. Hey, I'm not going to be there. Hey, sexy. You guys what? Hey, it's not like you. You sure? It's just having a conversation. You know, working a day, you get. Yeah. Yeah, not you get on the suit doing. You get. You get on the eggs, you get down the rabbit hole stuff. Yeah. That's what they want. Which I know you probably didn't see all the stuff, but do you remember what September 10th was before the 11th? So it was Thursday was the 10th. Do I remember what day it was? I just found out yesterday, well, obviously. I got a text telling me happy grandparents day. Did you know what to do yesterday? No, I didn't get. Oh, sorry. I'm sorry. You didn't get a text. I should begin some text. Anyway, I should get monetary gifts too. September the 10th.

1:01:30That was Thursday. What happened on Thursday? Not specifically Thursday, but that date. September the 10th. September the 10th. Man, I'm sorry. The 11th takes all the notice. So September the 10th was a year since Charlie Kirk was killed. Oh, wow. And damn it. That sucks now. I hate that. Now I'm telling you, I'm telling you this part because I don't know. I cannot believe that's been a year. Oh my God. I don't know if this is an official hashtag that was started. Or if it was something other people, but Kirk, aversory. Is that what people were calling it? Or is that what people with like ill intent were calling it? See, that's what I can't, can't place. I don't know. I don't know. Professors that there was a professor, a Yale or Harvard or whatever that celebrated it and he got fired. You know, like last, you know, when it happened, he said, well, this is, you know, he said something to the effect of, you know, messed around and found out.

1:02:31I wonder what happened to that locally. There was a local teacher then. I think there was a lawsuit. That's right. I can't remember. That's right. Yeah. So there were five instances I counted this morning of doxing because of what people were posting every weekend. There was one specific incident to where how this chick goes back and forth and everybody. They find out her information because she made a video. I'm not going to say what she said in a video that it was. But before he's, but Kirk aversory though, like, is it? Yes, I don't know if people, you don't know if that's like a turning point USA thing. Or is that just a, is that an official hashtag from them or is that one that people started to, you know, speak ill? So she made a video, she tried to make it funny like, like, like, plenty, like making rhymes with it or whatnot. Then it was like, you know, it was very like, obviously, to make fun of. So they find out who she is. Yeah. Everybody puts their information out there. So she's going back and forth with the people. She apologized. She said she shouldn't have done it. But people like, you know, we want her pound of flesh, not going to work.

1:03:31So she's, she's been working visa here. From Canada. Oh, no. Oh, man. She from Canada. From Canada. Oh, man, like, I tried to figure out which, which the top or the bottom, which one, Trump doesn't like the most. It seems like they both, it's like ping pong going back and forth. I can talk about this one all this week. And then next week I'm talking about this one. And then, and then I'm, but it's always concerning this one. Yeah. I'm pointing to the right. So people pointed out because she had an earlier tweet before all this, asking if anybody knew any immigration lawyers in Southern California. No, Jesus Christ. So they kind of focused on that. Then they figured out she's on the working visa from Canada. So then she tweets. It's amazing the information that's just, it's like, like, with Link did even like, Link did. Yeah, that's a big one. Literally, I know it. It literally, that's the platform that they get most of the information from. And it shows your whole work history. And then they'll go on and find former. Yeah, go ahead.

1:04:32I've never seen that situation like this. For somebody who got docs, they gave a blow by blow update. So she says, two days after her initial, what I guess was Thursday, because I call it all this late. Two days later, she says, congratulations. I just got fired with calls. Please leave me alone. That got over 22,000 likes. Jesus. And thousands of, hang on, say thousands of comments. Okay. Then a day later, she says, please stop in and dating my sister and me with post and calls. You got your wish. I lost my job. She said, I'm also not fighting because people were saying, look, not only should you get fired, you should get like deported. Then she says, I'm not going to fight the removal order. Neither is my sister would both be leaving this Monday. So she clearly was making fun of it. If, if because that doesn't match up, like, people that want, you know, what I'm saying, like the matching got with, like the left doesn't usually want people to get deported.

1:05:34It seems. So clearly she must have been, could Charlie usually associate with the right more than any? Yeah. The so this was like, they pointed out that she was from Minnesota working in Los Angeles, which throws it right. That throws a real branch into it because of Minnesota. The way they are. Good. Great. Or went to school there. That's what it was because she's from Canada. God. So they're like, you know, she should get deported. She says she's not going to fight the removal orders. They were going to leave today. But her kids were not in a some some all-in-day care. God, that whole thing. I don't think it's whipped under the road. I don't know. So she says she goes on to say yesterday, where's it? Let me get it here. Oh, yeah. We've decided to leave a day early. Stop doxing me. Stop trying to get me to, or she says she's not going to fight the order. She says stop harassing me. Stop calling me like I'm leaving early. Like I'm out of here. Now I'm wondering also, is this stuff kind of preemptive to kind of get it to stop?

1:06:35To get them to move to because there's five other instances since yesterday that people are looking for. And look, they post these videos and they're going after them. One chick made a cake. They just said happy Kirk reverse real in the cake. It's so crazy. But is that bad? I mean, I don't uh, I got to find out like where it came. Because that itself doesn't sound like it's, unless they're celebrating it. Oh, she said following the incredible number of threats of violence, including assault and leaking of my flight info because they leaked their info. Good. Oh, how the blank do you get that? That's why she says she decided to fly early because that already got leaked. Okay. So it's a satirical internet sling term used by critics to good. Lord, my okay. So it's not official. So like think about that. The people that are you, it makes sense to wouldn't be. But it doesn't though. Because people that are used, okay. And I know that I'm totally like a stereotyping when I say this.

1:07:38But it's why it's it's like, okay. So if you stereotype, generally the right is wanting to get the people deported. Like generally speaking, it seems like that's the way that. So but the left is usually also very anti-violence. They don't want guns. They're you, but pro guns have here. Under what we've, you know, believed. Under what you believe. So it seems like no one did it that was involved in either side. But when you like, when you get to fly info, some of this stuff gets leaked by people in the know it right. Like, hey, I work here. Here's you know. Oh, yeah, I'm sure. Well, I don't know. I mean, how do I? I feel it thinks that anybody can keep that private because you don't want like stalkers getting hold of your information. Think about it. It's called a private jet, a private jet. But yet if we know the tail numbers, we can follow where that jet goes. That's insane. You track it. It's just, I didn't know the power of X until they they move on to these other five other people.

1:08:40Yeah. And they, I mean instantly, boom, hey, here's a, like you said, the LinkedIn, they'll use the LinkedIn. They encourage it. It seems like. To harass people. His ex, I don't know if they were married or not, but Elon's ex is like, I told you this. He over her $40 million to do an NDA where she would never, he has a child with her. And so I guess they were never married. But he over her $40 million to never talk about him or blah, blah, blah. And so it's like, absolutely not, like I'm not taking that money. First off, like he's still going to pay child's for because of the kid. Yeah, but he'll pay like the minimum, right? But the non disclosure could be dangerous because it could backfire. That's why I wouldn't take it if you, if the kids came home saying something and, and, well, they she, they, she was on some. Newshow podcast. I don't know what, and I'd give him credit for new. I don't remember. It might have been young Turks. Now that I think about it, but I'm not sure. The team by nose correct me. But anyway, she said that he, they said,

1:09:42why do you think he's having so many kids? And she said she looked dead. And she said because he thinks there's going to be a civil war and he wants to start his own battalion. Wow. Assuming that they would all be on his side. I do no crap. No cards. It's like, wow, I was fighting home. That's what I've said. That's so weird. But then he also owns the platform that, like I said, almost encourages the docksing stuff, you know. That's an old school farm way of thinking that creates kids that way. Oh, yeah, yeah. So he wants the basis. That's the same thing. I have to make it to ourselves. Yeah, absolutely. And we don't have to worry about any anyways that I have. We're just going to tear each other down. This other girl is a college girl. It says, here's so and so. She goes to this school. Here are her parents names. Go get them. And that's already it's over a thousand comments. That's when you're not safe anywhere when people are attacking you like that. Your family. Yeah, you're done. Even if you apologize like this one girl did.

1:10:42I mean, it didn't matter. Man. That I mean, there are certain things that you you should not. I am my opinion. You should not make fun of whether you agree with the person or not. Like, I mean, just and I also I don't trust his wife for being honest. I really, really don't. Yeah, but still. I mean, but but also the fat boys in the panda fly. In a flash of losing. Go after her parents. Go ahead. Yeah, if you think you can say something about consequences like you can't. So if you have an opinion like that, you need to keep it to yourself. Well, remember too. It's not just putting out the information if you liked it. Remember there was the couple of politicians that got in trouble for liking. Do you talk about the tech cruise one? Yes. So I can't remember who it was, but it was now. Tech cruise is given a. Mom Donnie and the AOC hell because they were showing laugh and during the 9-11. Which I don't know if it was before or after.

1:11:44And there's somebody posted like, dude, you were liking porn on 9-11. Yeah. That's that's on dates all the his likes on on X. And that's what it was. But you know what? Like, I was surprised. Trump didn't go to that. So I don't know if you went to the Washington or not celebration. Remember it's because he was already there. What that's all JD went to. But then again, that lady. That was like New York is his town, though. Yeah, I figured he would have. Do you see the lady that land bases like the previous four or five minute like every administration since 9-11? No. Her husband obviously passed away. She's like, you know, you all covered for Saudi Arabia. You don't hold on to Canada. Oh, yeah. The one that was speaking. Yeah. Yeah. Like, you don't know. That was sad. She was like, man, she went like blazed all over him. And they just need that guy to sit there and take it, you know. Yeah. She was told JD to take the message back to Trump. Wow. She asking where he bought his eyeliner. Baby one. Talk now at 800-77400-93. Yes. Yes. The ride's good. Morning, show.

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1:15:57News Matters. It matters where you get your news. Please know how it ends. It's wise guys headlots. Good morning everyone. Hi page. All right. What are we doing after work? Mm hmm. Working after work. Unfortunately, I'm not working. She's never not working. I know you always working. Or is she working us? Oh, that too. Wrong with you. I've worked it. I put you to work. Jesus. She was pointing at her like Jeff. She was just a strategy. She said. She said. She did. She said hey. I did not. Do you got something that's the size of a bear bottle I got a place for right here? Oh man. I get you out there, you know, pedaling fragrance or something. I mean, look. Who's going to buy a cologne from a fat guy in shorts? Who looks like he doesn't even. He's talking about radio as much as the other people. Ha ha ha. I do. Yeah, when I'm there, they're like, blank you. So I'm just getting along, you know. That's what happened today and it was fun. Did you guys say the numbers?

1:17:00I met that new sweeper we got going. You got to find who really loves. I want you to take a poll when you go to work. Matt and pet voices. Hello. I know. Who really loves the show? I want to know specifically. Lauren, Feria, can. I think she must already have. Yeah, they listen. Nice. They do. They're like, tell the guys. I said, okay, okay. What about the effeminate Latina? Yeah. I don't think you listen. Yeah, well, you know what? I don't like him now. How about that? I'm sorry. I was going to give him a good win as this. I was going to compliment his eyebrows. Now I won't. Okay. They looked perfect. I had a hard time. Oh, look at all the cover here. Dropping a pattern. Oh, no cap. Seriously. There's no cap on that people. So let's talk about the state that spends the most on only fans. Oh, tennis is going to be tennis. I bet it's one of the poorest, which is the sad state of the world. And did you know that people in the US will spend

1:18:03$5,256 billion on only fans? That's right. $5,256 billion? I mean, Lord. That number is off. I mean, that's it. That might be believable. No, it's not. There's not a $500,000 billion. I didn't say $500,000. I said $5,000, $2,000, $6 billion. You just didn't hear it. Is that a thousand in it? I think it would just be billion. Do you believe it would be getting to the billion? I won't say billion. Yeah, because looking at the population, doing the numbers, like if everybody got their five grand, it's going to cost her up for a trillion dollars. So in that regard, I would not, it would not shock me at all. If you, I've heard so if you're rain talking about this, because what she says, she's number one,

1:19:04but she also says they don't tell you who the top creator is. But she'll kind of put her statements out there. She's millions. They don't have like a live leader board. No, they should because that calls more competitions. Yeah, evidently, she said a professional athlete offered her millions because she, you know, she says she's a virgin. What's that take her word for you know? So she was offered millions to, you know, kind of give that up. But I think she's close to a hundred million total in earnings from what she put out. But she doesn't put out, which is this strange. Exactly. And she's 22 or 23 years old. Set for life. Paige, I'm going to go with Alabama. Okay. Just by throwing that thing around. Number one is Alabama, you think? Alaska. There's nothing to do in Alaska would be cold in jail. Well, the number one, 17 million total. You know, actually, he said, J.O. he meant, you know, is the North Dakota? Is the number one North sea again? Why me look same thing, nothing to do there,

1:20:06but be cold and, you know, stretch. Don't look at the cow. Ride horses and ride horses naked. Cook chilly out of the can. So that's, um, I'm in the can I should say. Yeah, her 10,000 adults has over 278,000. It cooks chilly with the rest. Is that what you can say? Yeah. Nevada. Nevada does. Second place. Oh, see they got other like competing, like live, go to a brothel or, you know, go to an aqua bar or jiggle joint. You imagine like being like a man that lives within driving distance. Or really, it's just say, Nevada, because you're in driving distance of Vegas, no matter where you live in Nevada, right? I mean, it's like, thanks a lot. So, but you have no vices. You don't gamble. You're not into porn. But you live like out and nothing. It's a, you can't go cut the grass because there ain't none. I've never been Vegas. People say like how nice it is to live there, but like when I see people with yards, it's all desert and it's like trash cans

1:21:07are melting. Yeah, there's like nothing but a strip. There's on it. Yeah, it seems miserable. I ain't going out there. I'm out here where we kiss our cousins. I got a buddy that wants to move the new mechs to go. I'm like, hey, what's wrong with you? What's, you mean new America? That's what I'm from now on. Second place is Colorado. Get this guy. Look at him. I've already decided. Colorado, where they all they do is get high and masturbate. I'll tell you what I'm on the side. I don't know. West Virginia. Really, I mean, yes. West Virginia does seem like it's like it would be like more tweakers per capital, capita than anywhere. It seems. I don't know why, what, what, what am I basing that off of though? Oh, I should say. It seems like it's like a depressing state. Like you're going to work all day in a coal mine. But they don't think they coal mine as much anymore, you know? There's a lot of those towns or ghost towns now. Mine. Where do you go? Like it's Pittsburgh, the closest biggest city if you're in West Virginia. I think it is.

1:22:08No offense, but I don't want black lung. No. You know, good man. Great. Great. You're all in, Shana. That was black flag. Oh, hang on a second. You are. My misogyn. Yep. And the least that spend is Mississippi. Oh, I thought that was going to be the most. No. Whoa. I like to see Mississippi. That's some. Wow. That's the very strange. They're an Arkansas Tennessee. They don't spend a lot of money on it. It's all the gooners live in North Dakota. Louisiana. I've been a documentary on gooners. I love work. Noon case. I never heard it. So fat boy and said, I would know. Vice put a watch. Gooners again. Tell me. It's people who like comma sutra themselves all day long. All day. They just sit there and watch porn and write when they're about to finish up. They stop. Which is not good for you. No. I learned it from Kendra Lusk, because she would always say goon for mommy. I'm like, what does that mean? And now there's like goon influencers where they don't like. Yeah.

1:23:09Goon caves. Yeah. Goon caves. Yeah. Like they just go in there and set and like like drink a lot of caffeine or like smoke weed or whatever. Like there's usually some kind of accompaniment with it. You're not just sitting there doing it. What a waste of our day. I mean crap. I'm sorry. Wasted all kind of stuff. Makes me wonder about Paul Werndorff's arm at time. It was real big on the other side than it was the other. I don't ever have a whole day to do something ridiculous. I wish I did. Yeah. But they still date with a double you by the way. She must have said. No, I don't. That's a good one. You can't hide. P1 Pride. Rise guys really is what does it form? They're gonna say it's P1, P8, 7. This is P1 Crazy as White Boy. Hey P1 Rebel 2. They come up P1. And the Rise Guys.com. This is the Rise Guys Morning Show. The Rise Guys Morning Show. I knew it. I knew she'd get going. Like his lady is not in here. P9.

1:24:10Ah. God. Ah. God, man. Look at her. I love his song. It reminds me of. Does it remind you of? My girlfriend's years ago. Yeah. Not the current set of girlfriends, but the former girl. I always had the same. Yeah. I don't unfriend people like you do. I don't unfriend people. Yes you do. Who? I don't know. I'm just picking on you. Oh. Oh, what's new? I'm sure they unfriend me. You have been on you. Then again, I'm glad I'm not a woman. I keep saying it, but too much upkeep. When you have to go out with 14 people. Why is that upkeep? It's fun. And I see these young girls do it because I live in a college town. And I like when there's 10 of you posing in a picture together. I'm like half of you ain't gonna keep up with each other. One of you thinks the other one's a bitch and doesn't really like her. Oh my gosh. Well, you don't know the dynamics of this group. Why would they go out with someone that's dating Mike? Because women like to go out and like gangs, not pairs, gangs of other women.

1:25:15Especially the concerts, but I think that's probably a safety thing. Like they probably feel safer. And especially if they're wearing cowboy boots. Like they'll drop kick the crap out of your legs. I've never tried to, you know. I was wondering if that happened to you. Like you were beat up by a bunch of her. I'm convinced they do it now for pictures. That's why they all go out together. Hey girl, let's do that pose where we rub palms together and then kick our legs back. We'll rub cheek to cheek to. Box her face. She'll say something funny and then the 14th girl in the back who couldn't hear because she's so far away will also laugh like she heard it. Yeah. They always put the chunky girl on the end. And I know you're going to go through your Instagram look and see if you're the chunky girl if you're on the end. But they always do that. And it makes me think like they want to cut you out of the pictures. Yeah. Especially if you're in the short girls always getting a front. Ben, he can't crop this out. I'm bent over here.

1:26:16It looks awkward. It looks awkward. The shortest girls like they always knew their place. Nobody had to tell them. Won't you get up front and kneel down? I'll just imagine. You don't down little girl. Don't hide my shoes, bro. Because the girls that are doing that are like rubbing asses together. Could you imagine if you took a picture with a guy? No. Rubbing. No. I've already been to that. But also I can't imagine taking a picture with guys where we're laughing in the picture. We just usually like, oh gee that picture like. Yeah. You know what? Model women do. Where they never, model women never smile. They always say, I hate them getting paid so much money to stand here and be a breathing mannequin. Another reason. I'm glad I'm not a woman because could you imagine if you were a guy and you walked up to your buddy though. He said, hey man, did you get fake nuts? He's like, yeah, I got nut in place. You want to fill them? Yes. Yeah. No. You want to squeeze them like Hannah? Yeah. Dude, my wife loves them. Check them out. Listen there. Wow.

1:27:16Hold on, let me grab mine and just say it that wow. They feel just like mine. You're right. The weird thing about people that happen, they want to feel mine because they're hard. I did not know this. This is going to take a turn. This is so weird. Why do you want to feel mine? As you imagine, if you had pushed up, I didn't worry to like push them up and out. So you get it? So they want to feel your testicles to see if they're, oh, I'm just saying like you do. They're soft or hard. As you imagine if they were. They were. They had to call for me. There we go. So laugh it or laugh it or joke. I forgot what I was going to tell you but it was a, I got sidetracked with a page dancing the damn Beyonce. Well, you knew what you were doing. You like it. Maybe when you said it, you're like this one's going to make you dance. That's so weird to it. What is he about to play here? And then suddenly it's like, he must have played the freaking trans version of single ladies. Oh, I remember I was going to tell you now.

1:28:17She's a witch. You better be careful. Who's a witch? Beyonce. I was a nun. Oh yeah. I mean, look, good time. I don't say who all meets at shantilly. It could be a bunch of different groups. So it's all I'm going to say. Is that value in my life, believe it or not? Yeah. I go to the new dance place. Where you dress like an owl and then you set yourself on fire. Any dance? That's so fun. Yeah. You see, there was a local story that happened over the weekend. And before I saw it on the local news, I saw it on TMZ. TMZ scooped the local news. Though I think they got a tip line set up for this specific guy to when he's in the news, to make news. But pain panic tears, boyfriend. Or reported boyfriend at the time or ex boyfriend. Yeah. Was made the news because he was a wild wind cafe. I'm intoxicated. Oh yeah. Now the court's there. Right up here, Woodruff. Oh, okay.

1:29:18Yeah. Okay. For some reason, I didn't imagine like, I don't know who the guy is or whatever, but I know that kind of person, you know what I mean? Oh yeah. And they're usually people who don't go outside of downtown at all. So I was like, but he ventured all the way to Woodruff Road. This is just dude's always got something going on. And don't need goodness. Uh, they were called to the restaurant at nine o'clock for a reported assault. When they arrived, they found several people involved in altercation and temporarily detained multiple people. So is that a guy that you'd recognize if you saw him on the street? Like, no, because I don't know what he looks like now. I just wonder though if he was out and people like, you know, rumors are going around about everything that may or may not have happened. So I was wondering if that's maybe what started it. Actually, you know what, I'll take it back. I did see it on TMZ, but I saw it from somebody who we know who noticed him. We know somebody knows him. Yeah. Oh, I don't know somebody. And they shared the video. Oh my god. Okay. So I've been in it. He was out with his brother too. And they got a little altercation.

1:30:20He was detained by the police. I don't really know what all he was saying to the police. There were some people saying, you know, he was saying certain things. So the arrest has nothing to do with the case. He was saying things to people in the restaurant and loud and intoxicated. And I think he punched somebody, maybe. Oh, they have a quote actually. He said he was yelling at the police officers at the police leaked it when his girlfriend died. Wow. That's what the story is. The police leaked it. Like it's news, dude. Yeah. Like I don't know. Do you think they were just, uh, does he think they're leaking aspects of like, is that wondered how certain pictures are going around? So how does, so by TMZ having that video, what happens then? So does someone post it on their own like TikTok and then TMZ finds it and says, hey, look, we will buy this from you. Uh, or does TMZ have agents all around that we just don't realize through there? I know they solicit for tips and news. So I don't know if people are going to start to them with it. It's interesting because something like, uh,

1:31:21whoever broke when she passed away and it popped on TMZ, yeah, obviously we'd be the biggest payday in the whole situation. Right. So they probably, they have people looking at social media and now we're making money. So that could have been maybe thousands, I'm guessing. So here's something. What if, because you know, the, the, the world we live in now, what if a, something like that was caught by a, a flock camera could flock then sell that to TMZ? Like, you know, all the videos, you remember the videos that show, uh, uh, uh, uh, Ellen DeGeneres is, uh, X, oh, yeah, the poor, not poor should the other one. Uh, uh, uh, dang it. Who was it? Cause you passed away. And, hey, yes. And, hey, stuff, driving so erratically, whatever, everybody's, so did they just really fast? The new, like the news and, and then TMZ and all these other people, do they just like take that from the evidence and then replay it? Because like, otherwise, like the police are giving some great content

1:32:24that is not, but like, I'm saying, like, as a taxpayer, we should be selling this to the damn news instead of just giving it to them. Oh, obviously. Holy moly, if I just revolutionized the way it's done, like it might have. Not at all. Absolutely. Cause you know, they always want to, they monetize the balls off of horrifying things. Yeah. Plus what do they always say, though, transparency? Like, they want to be. Some people get fired if they release it. Cause I know that policemen and, um, fire fighters cannot take pictures of anything that's terrible, right? Right. They're fired for that. So maybe the same thing would be if those cameras, there's somebody that maintains that. And if they release it, they're going to lose their job and get sued. I know they put a lot of stuff out about flock recently. That's a, you know, uh, look only people, certain people are allowed to use it. You have to sign in per, you know, you have to have a case number before you can even pull some of this stuff up. But they've already shown. I think it was clawed.

1:33:25You get that they, some I hacked into it already. So they're not impermeable. And they're saying that they're not supposed to keep the videos past 30 days or they changed the storage rules or whatever. Yeah. There was an update to reports that broke today about how, uh, Hayden Pending Tear passed away. They're saying that there was a fentanyl-laced oxycodone that she'd taken. God, we just talked about fentanyl. Yeah. It's terrible. Evidently, now all the reports are saying that she had a dealer in Los Angeles and she got the pills from. She took him here, brought the pills with her here and then took the pills. That she'd been here. There was a deal with that. Because I, you know, like, when a celebrity comes to Greenville, even though Greenville's grown like crazy, when a celebrity comes in here and eats at Applebee's, parties, or hardies are wherever, you know, like it makes, you know, when, when Mark Wahlberg goes into Target, uh, or if he goes along Horn and Clemson, or wherever, like it becomes news.

1:34:27But like, I never heard anybody say, hey, dude, you know, lives low-key and, uh, you know, I had read that she'd been in and out because they'd been together all if it longed for a bit. But I think in this particular case, she got the drugs and then flew here and maybe was here a day or two before she took it. Yeah. God. I mean, that's like reported by like major news outlets. And I'm still dumbfounded to why, is it, like, is it, I mean, explain this is the best way I can. So if it's something that too much of it will kill you, why would they do that to their client? Like, what I never got. Matthew Perry. I can't figure that out. Why would you want to give him too much they would kill him? Because there's, there's your business is done. Well, yeah, that case, he was buying so much that those, you know, doctors were like, okay, well, let's just take his money, which was awful, completely unethical. But so are, are people putting it like the, the people that make the pills, you know, not the, not the companies, but like the people that are making these, uh, you know,

1:35:28you make them get the, the pill forms and you make your own, you know, people do that. They sell it on Amazon, which is incredible. Amazon also sells counterfeit money, like, which is, which is, it makes no sense to me. Why would you even allow that? But, um, are they putting it in there in a way to like, screw over the cartels? So they, they, their customers will die because they're not doing it to give you more of a high. Are they? I don't know why they cut it with this. Is that the same thing that happened in euphoria? They're going after, they want to go after wherever she got them from. I don't know if you remember the actor Michael K Williams. Yeah, yeah. They went after his dealer, the trace to the back to him and he got 10 years. Oh, no, I'm thinking of Michael T Williams. That was Bubba and Forest Gump. Right? How was it? Michael T Williams. Now I just want to keep talking about shrimp the whole time. Cugging that. That's how easily I get distracted. Do you promise me on force? Cugging on the shrimp? I also need to remember his name not Bubba Gump. It's that's the problem. I don't remember what was Bubba's name in the movie.

1:36:30Benjamin Beaford Blue. Oh, his name was Bubba Blue. Benjamin Beaford Blue. They called him Bubba. His mom called him Bubba. God, triple B. Yeah. Bam, bam, bigger. But he named the Bubba Comp after, you know, he can't name it Lieutenant Danes or... I was going to make a legless joke but I can't think of one. It was crashed and I shouldn't have any way. Well, you know what I'm saying? It's the premise of the competition. Did he have that Gary Senees? Did he have that foundation prior to being Lieutenant Dan? Because I don't know. I want... Because it's like one of the biggest ones and like one of the solid ones, really like good for dollar for dollar for veterans. Yeah, they do a lot for vets. So I wonder like, did he get, say, hey man, look, we played a guy with no legs? Will you start this foundation? Or did he leave from that saying, God bless, man, that changed me. I want to do this. I think it was more that one. Yeah, the last one. What is that? Not the first but the last. Yeah. I heard the light and said it. Was he a twan? Were there Senees twans?

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1:41:40But I mean, again, he's functioning with it. Like, is that cool? I've never dated a girl with it. Or a guy. So, how about that? I don't know this person. Oh, man. I think I'm gonna say that. I do have something interesting up there on the... I think so. There are rules on that, though. I mean, I don't know if it's like legal laws or whatever. But like, if you... I think you have to... I also have it to... All to date. I think... Yeah. I do. You know what? I don't know. Why? I don't think there's any rules to that. Well, I didn't. I just want to say that I wasn't a legal law. But it's just one of those things where, you know, it's like, you know... Well, if you can live by yourself, right? And you could function that way. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Man, I gotta... I was at a police yesterday and I got a hug from a... from a girl. Yeah. Because she was obviously, you know, touched.

1:42:40Yeah. So she said, you like you need a... She said, you look like you needed one. I shouldn't be saying that. Dude, she thought you were EOR. Yeah. She said, why didn't you say anything? I was just like standing there. It must have been like, the overall disposition. Yeah, that look on your face, like... Or... She likes big guys. Where are you at? Big facts. Don't, I mean, don't say the name of the place, but like a restaurant or... I'm saying that. But when I guess restaurant, I don't know. I mean, that's a good guess. I'll say I was at a place called Stunken Ronets. Oh. That would be good. I'm like, you would go to Stunken Ronets. Is that anything other rental? So the girl says, you look like you can use a hug. Oh. I'm like... That's sweet. First off, I was like, I don't know what kind of contact we should be having because somebody sees this. They're gonna think I was the aggressor. That's why you put your hands up. You accept the hug. This she did... I wonder back, like, this little side hug. She kind of... I don't know if she heard what I said after her. Maybe she didn't know what I said. God, what did you say? What did you do? What did she say? She's so embarrassing.

1:43:41I got to rhyme it again when I said. So when she said, you look like you need a hug. I said... I said, yeah, I'll take a hug. But I really like a snow job. I swear to God, I said it. Just being funny and then she just kind of looked at me. Did not know what I was saying. All right. I think she thought something was over there. But the lady that was working there next... Her exactly what happened. She just looked at me. Oh no, she shook her head. Back and forth. She thought you were... She thought I was position her. Yes! Exactly what it was. All right, it was take a hug from a special girl. Yeah, but what? It made a joke. Yeah, but the joke. I don't know why I did it, man. Really? Blue. But yeah, because I'm at the point. Really? Thank you. It's like I'm my own audience. If I know that like... It's like I can't pass the moment up. If I can say something funny or cringe. And even if it's only me, here's it like... I feel like I'm doing it for myself. Yeah. Like you got to say this. Your inter- your inter- commentary. It's like I pop up on my shoulders that you got to say this right now to this girl who doesn't know what this is.

1:44:42You're making everything wiggle and that scares me. Like... Oh, I mean we had a conversation weaker to ago about like I think people with Down syndrome are like angels. Like I really do. Like I'm not even saying like... I don't mean like they're not really alive or they're they have winged. I think... That's right. Innocent people. Just completely innocent and just like... Which is why I feel bad for saying what this is. Well you probably, I mean honestly. I mean you're my boy you know but that's... That would be tough playing. That would be the worst dude. I wouldn't have liked you guys to do this. Well that's not hilarious. Listen to that. I wouldn't... God man. That would be... I wouldn't have pursued it. And you're entertained by the thought. I know it's like man, you know what would be really funny. I pop up on my shoulder. It's a you know what would be hilarious right now is if you made a you know a moan joke. Yeah. Only you two were gonna hear. Right. And the lady standing across. Will you buy yourself or did you drive your family members into that? Because that would have been even worse. I'm not gonna say. Hey, finally look. Here comes the BJ joke.

1:45:43You're ready. Oh my God. So I have a product that's another name for Midget. So it's totally... Like God. I think you're even there. But he's still so much. Yeah they might. They'll say bunchkins. I love them. People say I don't know you. So it doesn't get away from where they are. Again, you know what I'm saying? You got to seize the moment. That's not even what I was going to tell you. What are you going to tell me? Well I got to come back and do it. If it's normal because we're in there at the time. I've found some of the very interesting on a couple of different fronts. So you know when they sent somebody to death, doesn't happen often. Yeah. You rarely hear about their last meal. But we got a guy in Georgia who's going to die Wednesday. How low? And they released his request for his last meal. Which was approved? There are no limits on that, right? It's for it's weird. They're well. Like who's like a repainful look? I know. It's a hard decision to think of what's the last thing you're going to eat in the night. It's like the, I want to say it's California.

1:46:43But it's West Coast. They passed this law now where all the prisoners get iPads. Obviously they're not, there's some, you know, things on there they can't get to. Or whatever, but they have it. Like for learning and stuff. But this... Oh, that's a good thing. But there's freaking people out there that haven't committed crimes that can't afford them though. But they go in there and they get it to re-educate them. I think that's it. I think you go in there and like you get like old food. You don't even get new food. Yeah, but I'm thinking of people... That's it. You've been a busy student. I don't turn to violent. But it's the same deal that they got with, what they did with the border when they were letting folks come into the country. They gave me their a twitch or an iPad. It's all government contracts. So that's the same thing with that. You got a debit card? You got to get a debit card. You got to get some tech. Yep. Some people got IDs. And weeks, you know, four or five star hotel weeks worth, maybe some of them had a month worth.

1:47:44That was completely taken over by immigration. Yeah. But only certain hotels. And you see what family owns them hotels. And it's like, boy, this all makes sense. That's an odd situation because... They're in prison because, you know, if that's the price to pay to keep them in there. So they're not out here with us. Like, I don't care if they get TV, use a ripass or whatever. Yeah, but it's just the irony of that though. But then also it's like, you know, they're all going to be obviously surveilled like hell. Everything they go to or whatever. But then it also makes sense. Like that whole thing we were talking about how they don't care about, you know, talking about like the projects or just meal hills or just, you know, bad neighborhoods or whatever. They didn't give a damn about the water. They didn't care about the rotting floors. But they wanted them to have internet access. Now, think now why? Tracking. Oh, yeah, why? Tracking. I mean, I was just going to say, but that's the places they would want to track more than any of them.

1:48:48At least from the inside out. Yes. See how they create a game because what happens in those areas, snitches get, uh, bitches or snitches to stitches. I thought you just get snitches get stitches. Yeah. That's what you're going to say a lot of looking up happens. Why did I hit a gaffle just then? I don't know. A court hammer. It's just like, Rob, can you do the court judges court hammer? Is that the, when you get it, when he gets a text, that's what it does. The leaders of the V1 revolution, the rise guys. The rise guys.com. Oh, hey, our rides almost here. Are you ready? Just grabbing my shoes. That's what you said 10 minutes ago. I just wrapped a video call, uploading this giant file on my tablet, looking at my watch group and Nana's with the group chat, and of course, still lining up tonight's playlist on my phone. All at once? Yep, story of my life. That's why I switched to T-Mobile. They have the fastest 5G network. Okay, multitasker. I see you. Honestly, I never imagined I could do all this at once.

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1:52:55It's not an iPad though. It's a tablet by a company called SecurusSECURUS. What is a private prison? No, yes. But listen, so they also supply, and it's of no cause to the taxpayer. They just give them to them. Now it's a tax write-off for them, obviously. Yeah. But, and I just look this up, they can sell the data. Yeah, what do you do? That's like a freaking psychological study right there. Like what are prisoners using their tablets for? Because everything will be seen. But also, Colorado is about to pass it as is Oregon. Where they're going to do the same thing, this same company called Securus, I guess, technologies, which is a subsidiary of Platinum Equity, which you know Platinum Equity, Tom, I'll crap the guy down some pistons.

1:53:56Oh, dang it, what's his name? It's Tom. Tom from the piss. I knew this. Yeah, that dude. They could've asked me, I would've told you. Tom, piston oil, they stack guy. They're using it for smacking skin. Well, it's like, it's like, plug in the pod. Nobody's, no company's going to give away millions of tech to prisoners on doors. I'm yours. Gorses. That's it. Oh, okay. $10.6 billion. Yep. Yep. Yeah. I don't think they let them look at porn. No, they don't have internet access, but they have access to what they want to learn. Like, there's teaching apps on there. Yeah, that's what I was thinking. But then, like, hmm, that's interesting. What would they want to learn? And then, I mean, this, the data is so valuable. I don't find a way to communicate with this. Yeah, so maybe they're reading books. Yeah. Yeah. Imagine what we do. I still don't think you get any kind of rehab for committing crimes. There's no act of like, you know, like trying to figure out why you did what you did and try to get you better. Oh, yeah. It's just the place to keep you.

1:54:57If they're not lifers and they can be rehabilitated why don't you give them education? Speaking of lifers, you teased us a minute ago. With the, I was not aware that we were about to, is it electrocution? Is that the mode of death for this man and, uh, Georgie? You know what? Let me see if it says that real quick. That's just, you know, some states are like you to to pick. And, uh, what a, you know, even with that, I think that's where I sound like a bar bearing and dog person bar bearing. lethal injection. lethal injection. Which people had, oh, that's an interesting other point. If it's a state where the victim or the victim, how bear I, the, uh, the criminal gets to choose, I think the family gets to choose. That's, that's cool. Maybe that should be the case because, you know, lethal injection, some prisons, uh, or some states when you're because of liability. But don't they allow? The, uh, do they allow the, the family to, uh,

1:56:01they allow the family to view it though, right? Yeah, they view it. I don't think they can do like what you want to watch. From the media, I get to, it's like a lottery to get in there. Didn't you watch one page? I thought you watched. I was going to do it. 92 is not too. I'm blaming you. Somebody died. An electrocution there, right? The one that you were offered. I think it was gas. Oh, yeah. Gas. So do we see their gas? I might give you PTSD every day. Every day. You and the gas chamber now. Do they see their gas or, uh, injection? Yeah. Either way, they still suffer. And I don't want to say someone. Why, you know, like, somebody had the lethal injection. You know, I mean, yeah, yeah. I don't know. Let's make it, let's make it non-harmful for them. Like what? I don't know. It was probably lethal. Let's say if the, if the, it's like, I, you know, I'm big talk. And then when it came down to it, I don't know. Maybe tough to watch. But they, remember that they tried to inject the one guy and he didn't die because the concoction they had was not right.

1:57:01Then the company that made it stop selling it to prison. Because in his, that, then the family of the criminal soon went a bunch of money from state because they said that while he, yes, they were killing him. They also also made him suffer because they didn't kill him like that. I believe so. God, it takes a while for them to die. So not only is he suffering with this, you know, miscarriage. Yeah. So to speak, he had to pick another way to die. Yeah. Well, this guy in Georgia. Okay. So the guy, yeah, he's going to die Wednesday. You said the, the tease was you get to pick out your last meal, which I also think I, I think is, why are we giving any dignity to stuff like this? Yeah, because I don't understand that. This guy is going to, he's going to die Wednesday and I just said in a clock. The fact that they scheduled it is this, I mean, that you know that's when you're going to die. Feed him Taco Bell lettuce. Or the old Taco Bell. Not to know. Well, new one's good. Old one's bad. So he's in for a couple murders that happened in 2003. So he's going to, he sentenced to death and he, they released his request for his last meal. But what I could tell was, right?

1:58:02The last words he gets to tell people, what are, what do you think? Should read from the Bible. It was supposed to happen in the last December, but so he got claimancy, but are there considered as the application? But his last meal was the same. The governor didn't give him that. So are we supposed to guess the meal? Well, I can tell you what do it. I don't, I have not seen this guy. I don't know how big he is. But it's a lot of it. Tell me his name because I don't want to go. Well, if you're going out, you would probably not be able to think of just one thing that you want to try. His name is Stacy Ian Humphries. This is in Georgia. And yeah, I didn't know if you could like ask for one thing or two things. It's kind of. He's got like eight, nine things on his list. Yeah. I mean, oh my goodness. He's a big guy. Oh, is he big? Because I haven't seen him. It might make sense, but even like, okay, first on the list, I guess this would be the main course.

1:59:02BBQ beef brisket, which is a lot. It's a lot to eat. BBQ is heavy on you. You don't really want to eat other stuff when you eat it. Pork ribs. That's also up there with it. Good Lord. Or not done. Mr. Grains next. You know what? There are no sides on here. It's funny you mentioned that because it said he did alter his original request that he dropped coleslaw and cornbread. So you left that off the list. We got Bacon Double Cheeseburger up next. Good Lord. What you know is loaded with all the fixings. He's really, he's trying to mess with the, the, the, the, like when you die, like your bow's release. That's what I was going to say. Now, I thought he was getting electrocuted. But it would be digested that faster. Yeah. Well, unless how many hours is it the last meal before? Is it like right before the, the, the, do they time it that way? Because when you die, your body is going to release whatever. Yeah. Yeah. But if you get electrocuted, does it shoot out faster? I don't know.

2:00:03Dude, did you have to explode? Maybe it's the thing. You're making a double cheeseburger, guess the law. I didn't imagine if you gave him some diarrhea the day you died. I mean, that's why I'm saying they might have done it for that particular reason. So what do you got to have with burger? French fries? I got to have fries, that's on the list. Oh, that's a side, kind of. Well, this might be another side. Buffalo wings doesn't say how many or how hot. If it's a year or how many scoobiles are on it. Yeah. We still got four more things left. Good Lord. Did he save room for dessert? Oh, yeah. But before we get to dessert, the last meal, I guess you could say last course, would be a meat lovers pan pizza. What's I can't blame on their extra cheese? Six, three, three hundred and five pounds. Jive. That's prior to that meal. All right, wait, a lot more than that guy, but he's a little bit taller. That's a big one. So we get to the desserts. Butter pecan ice cream because evidently he's 80. Shut up. That was my mama's favorite. Well, I mean, she's an older person. Rest in peace. And coffee ice cream. I get all the mouth nails. So, baby,

2:01:04that's the mountain coffee. I have a banana split every day by the river of milk and honey. He's going to follow that up with peach ice cream. Ew. That's my favorite. Now, you're probably asking yourself, is he going to drink water for this whole thing? I mean, we've already asked for this much. You're going to drink no water. He's going to chase it down with two caffeine-free sodas. Two liters. Caffeine-free. That's the big thing, right? Like caffeine-free. Here's the one caffeine-free. So he could take the gluten. But if you like, if you imagine if you put all those gluten-free things on there, like, yeah, I need this everything. Yeah, sure. You're lying. Kosher. But in all seriousness, this is your last meal. Now, you know, whatever he's done, you know, he did a couple murders. He's in there for that. So, but like, you know, this is the last food you're in the taste ever. You can't eat it all. I guess you eat a little bit of something, but like,

2:02:04how close do you get to the clock where you just start kind of freaking out? So, you know, because it's going to happen. I thought you were going to turn into the question which I was going to absolutely abstain from answering of like, I'm talking in legal talk. Of, of, hey, if you're about to die, what would your last meal be? That sounds like a TV station's Facebook question of the day. I tell you what, I probably picked most of his list. I'm just really well-cured. If I'm about to die and I know this, I have zero appetite. I mean, I don't know how. I mean, how could you eat when you're going to die? Don't know. But you feel like you owe it to yourself to like, try it, right? Just that I have a sample. I don't know. I don't always go through your mind when you, he knows he's going to die Wednesday night at seven o'clock. That sounds like he's having like a, a victory dinner, like a celebration dinner or something. I'm just, I'm against letting him pick. The fact that they approved it. You should give him Lime of Beans and liver. Nah, I, I, I, I, it's like you picked, uh, ew. I felt bad for the damn, uh, uh,

2:03:04person who's got to go get it or make it all. Yeah, that, that, the, what's the word I'm looking for? More tension. There we go. Yeah. Now let's see if you're picking up what I'm putting down. I agree with most of his list, but he picked the wrong burger. He went with the double, you would have went with the triple. No, I was going to say he went with cheese. Oh, you would have went with the fur. Tap, type and text your message to TRG and 800-774-9093. Wonderful. We have clean cake. This is the Rise Guys Morning Show. The Rise Guys Morning Show. When news matters, it matters where you get your news. It's Rise Guys Headline. Good morning, everyone. Hey, Brian. Some bits. Wow. Well, he feel like, was aggressive. If you love Judge Judy, I have something to tell you. She will retire from on camera work. When her final episode of Judy Justice, heirs next month. Oh, Judy. At the age of 83. Judy, okay. I thought you said that a little slow.

2:04:04No, my apologies. He said, Judy. So she doesn't want to do hair or makeup anymore. I don't, I mean, so that happens when I'm October 20th. You don't have to do hair or makeup anymore. Yes, I mean, she just wants to retire and be herself, right? Yeah, I mean, hell. I would have already. You know, my favorite story is about her is that she does not cook. And she says she does have time to cook, so she always orders out her and Jerry, I guess. Cause he has his own court show for a little bit. Her husband's Jerry Shionlin. Looked that up if you wanted to double check. Well, they can probably. It's really Jerry or something, but he did have his own court show. A Ford Jav. Cook. I want to say they got a kid. This may be a judge too. I don't know, but I know he is at least. He might have been on people's court for a little bit before they got that hot judge. Oh, man, she, she, the one is like Mauritio Hargote. Yeah, I forgot her name. She's gonna look. She's very attractive. I don't like hot bands, because you got like three or four judges at once.

2:05:04I'm like, what will we do? Yeah, we're, it's like a trifect of people. It's like it's the view. It's too much. They're not wearing robes. I don't see what show he was on, man. I see he's been, it says on during COVID, he joined her for best of shows where they would watch the film episodes together. He is a judge though. I've seen him on TV. Well. So Judge Judy, she was... Not Google Festroom. She's still gonna be busy though. She's developing an adult animated series called Judyverse. Oh, good lord. She's not retiring. Maybe she's just tired of doing that show. Oh, he's retired like New York Supreme Court judge. Producing her son's Adam. Adam Justice. I knew she had a son who was doing that. Yeah, he was on People's Court, though. Cinecated show called Adam's Law. Oh, that's kind of catchy. That sounds like a drama.

2:06:05No, it sounds too close to code Adam, I think. Oh, you get to wear a wash. Yeah. Yeah. Which he, his, he has a, would it be a grandson that's now taking over? I saw somebody doing it with him. Yeah. Is he having another son? I don't know if he has another son or not. Because when they brought back America's most wanted, they were doing like digital recreations of like, you know, when they showed you the suspect, they showed you a digital like kind of like a what he would look like. Yeah. Oh, really? Yeah, like they projected like a whole body hologram. It was kind of cool. Okay, so yes, it is his, it's a John Walsh's. He had a brother or has a brother named Callahan. And he's a co-hosting America's most wanted with John Walsh. Interesting. Isn't that, that's incredible. That's like, it is, I mean, like, you know, like, I was like, chicks, I think, when they happened,

2:07:05code Adam and all that, Adam Walsh. And like, that, he's dead through himself into like, that became... Because he can't. I know, but like, when did he ever get like the grieving time? Like he just took on this whole thing. And now it's obviously, you know, moved on with, you know, he's trying to help. I mean, in years, he's helping. But like at the same time, like, but it's some point I feel like you realize, like it's not as big as it was, right? Like there was a time in the place where it was, you know, but we're talking about network TV, four channels back then. You had your basic cable in those social media. Yeah. So that was kind of lost in the shuffle, but still on you just, he was born after Adam Pat. Did a lot for that whole problem of disparaging kids. Yeah. I remember there was that one girl that went missing around the neighborhood that I lived in, and everybody went looking for, couldn't find her anywhere.

2:08:06Yeah, but how was it that we still have some, I mean, I know what people are going to say, like, you know, trafficking and stuff, but like, how do we still have that happen? So much blatantly too. Like, do people just walk up to you and try to take your kid? Oh, literally out of your arms. God, somebody just went to, I got to look it up. I just saw a story where the one that got in trouble for arranging the meats. And I think the guy they actually tried to sell at 13 or 14 year old girl at a hotel somewhere. God. Okay. Yeah, this hasn't changed. I say this number all the time. And I just wanted to fact check it to make sure I said 400,000. I'm sorry. It's 460,000. I'm sorry. Every year, good, missing anything. Like, I'm sorry, but like, how is that not an epidemic or some pandemic or some mick, some kind of, and I'm reading the same thing. I'm reading the same thing and we have more children missing than any other country.

2:09:07Yeah. Yeah. Let that sink in for a minute. God. That's insane. It's a 90 kingdom, 112,853 children. Which is, and that's not a big country there. That's a huge number. God. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. God. Man, this is like part of this story here was an instance separate story. So the people that were trafficking the miners were targeting them outside of high schools. Like trying to actively recruit them and then look at if we run away kids too. And just funneling them all together. There was some guy that tried to grab a girl when we were walking home. And somehow the guys stopped and got around the truck and were beating the guy up. I don't know. And saved that girl's life. But it's crazy. They were posting ads on commercial sex websites like openly soliciting. And there was a, you know,

2:10:08they were taking my pretty much pimps, I guess, to set up. Well, I mean, and then it makes you wonder too. Like you saw, you know, with Epstein, like a large amount of those girls were coming out of Ukraine. And that's very suspicious knowing like any time we go to war with anyone or there's a war like women and kids are enslaved after that for some wild kind of weird reason. Did you see there was a there's a certain former NASCAR driver that puts something on X. You just, you know, just like a regular tweet or whatever. How petty. No, okay. You know, you don't want to say who it is. I don't want to say who it is because this wife was a direct connection to Epstein like one of his, you know, like go getters. And the comments say let that do it up. Like, okay, that's funny. You mentioned this. You're trying to say you're, you know, directly connected to this person. You didn't have knowledge of anything that was going on. So it's all about the doxing earlier.

2:11:09That was kind of what was happening in the comments. But obviously this person is notable. So people know who he is. I need to know it too if you research. Like who Epstein's close, like, handlers work. There were three women that were working like as his assistants, right? Like you tell me like the ones that'd be like headhunters essentially. Yeah, pretty much. One's that were his like, you know, go to girls that, you know, handle this business. All business. Whatever that entails. You know, but the people say well, the keep the left hand from the right hand. They don't know what they're, you know, rumors get started. Eventually like you say, man, well, he did the catering for those parties. But God, I hear all these things. Like, I think I'd just associate myself with that. I don't care if they're paying top dollar like, those are. You got to in the world we live in now. I don't understand how the whole thing with Epstein that people didn't just notice how bad it was and not have anything to do with them if those girls. Why are there so many young girls around a man? I mean, wouldn't you question that?

2:12:10Just for clarification, we're not talking about the sweat hog by the way. No, we're not talking about that. No, totally. And not at the end. Talk about Pickerwood Epstein, right? I mean, right, wouldn't you, if you went to an island with Fat Boy and all the people that are working there are under the age of 18. Wouldn't you just, wouldn't you leave? Try to lie. We need to. Why am I the example? Well, because you're the same room. I mean, I know. Well, your last name has Bergen. How does this happen? It's exist. I don't know. I was not good on that, Ellen Bergen. The iceberg of Ellen Bergen. I'm not saying I either want to you or traffickers are doing anything wrong or you're getting people that are doing misogynist on men that aren't licensed. But it's okay. I'm one of those weird ones that is not attracted to young girls that look like kids. I don't care if they're in their 20s. Like, you know, all these model girls that are in their 20s and stuff that look like they're 14.

2:13:13Well, the biggest example we talk about is Ariana Grande. She's obviously, you know, age-wise a woman, but she looks very young, which gives a lot of comments. And then guys that are into that as to just like, God, I feel like you're just, you're only in her because she's of age. Like, if it was okay to date a 14-year-old, I think you'd date a 14-year-old. Yeah, there'd be all about it. You're a married woman. That's so weird. Is it there's some law with age and consent? Like, you still can't be past a certain threshold. Like, you know, a lot of states, I think, what's the average age and consent? I think it's 16. But would you let your 16-year-old not wear some men now? Of course. But like, you can't be, you know, within like, you can't be 50 with a 16-year-old, right? Like, I think there's an age point even still. I don't know how old was Jerry Lee Lewis? You should look that up. God, see. It might be in the example. It might be. Did they made the law after? Is it called the Jerry Lee Lewis law? Yeah, I mean, they, they, they, they, they, Grey balls of fire law. You know, crazy. They usually name it after like the, the sheriff or whatever that came up with.

2:14:15But that's, I wouldn't want to be named after that. It's like they named it after the person they did it for. I mean, when you said you shake my nerves, like, you know what he's talking about? Right on my brain. So my hanging brains is what he meant. Dude, okay. Boom. Okay, so it wasn't as big of a, I mean, there's a big deal. But he was 22 and she was 13. And his cousin. See, that's where, like, we want to get mad at any southerner for the whole kissing cousin. Thanks. We got to go with Grey balls of fire. Yeah. Like, he married his 13-year-old cousin. Like, yeah. So the Jake question. Where's your family at the whole time, like, I went side of the wedding. Did they set on an island? I don't know. I'm gonna say. That's gonna be upset about that. Was that, was it ever a thing back then where you had to have, like, you know, could your parents sign you over to that? My grand-poll is 14. My grandma was 13. They got married. Why? But their parents didn't have to, like, you don't agree to it, right? Like, it's okay for you to do this. I don't know. I mean, I, I don't know. I got two illegal questions.

2:15:16I got to ask Rob. I don't know what to do. So that was a time, though, when you could work when you're like five years old. Yeah. Yeah, you're really good. So it's, but also, like, the, what the lifespan then was a lot, like, when they're like mid-50s or something. Plus when they were 20, they look like they were 16. Oh, it's, especially the side with the Native American. It's just different in my world that they would let the girls make their debut at a certain age, and then they marry somebody after they're done. That's cool. That's the wildest thing. Why do you think, well, what do you think the Catillians are? That's pretty much a auction market. It's an auction market. It's introducing you into society. So that's like a, but the same thing with like Judaism is like bar and bot mitzvahs, right? Is that what, what hang on? That was like legit. What a king's in the era was like in the beginning, right? Yes, that they just started their, you know, menstrual cycle. Like, here's a woman like, you know, she is available now. She's a woman and the suitors. But then you have like, we still keep doing that stuff. You know, I know Paige did them, but it didn't always be like Catillians. A lot of those were for that very reason. Like, my daughter is now available.

2:16:18Yeah. To meet her man. They never do nothing for the boy. This to meet your husband and the boy. Sadie Hawkins, big deal. The Hollywood English. This girl's you don't want to hook up with anyway. Asking you to go to a dance. Like, why not? The hot ones ask me to go to a Sadie Orange. Or Annie. This is the Rise Guys, Matt Man, Paige and Fat Boy. Every morning it makes you laugh. I would hate to start my day without them. I love the Rise Guys. The Rise Guys Morning Show. Rise Guys, I got shown number. For the **** off ride. A pick up and down. It's 42414318. 2414318. 2414318. 2414318. 2414318. It's a 42414141414. 241318. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

2:17:20It's a 4241414. 2414318. Yeah. It's a neat, but it can't look sound a little bit like sleepy joke. Can't look sput be in the bitch. Watch your feet. Okay, gonna need a backstory on that one. So was he yesterday or something? No, I remember the guy that she said that she was gonna break up with him because his feet were... Oh yeah, ooh. Oh, yeah. He called you, I called Paige Ajo. And we had to talk out on a mesh right. He didn't say he wanted a picture of, he called her one. He called her one. He didn't call and say, hey, will you send me a picture of that? He called her one of those. We offered him a picture of that, but he said, no, no, he called her one now. He'd rather, he wanted to, he wanted to butt time her, which is weird. Is he, yes, the last thing he yelled, my feet don't stink at your whole. I want a FaceTime with Billy Ripken.

2:18:20What would we call that? Man, is he cool with that though? I hope, I got fingers crossed at like 50 people at the minimum or laughing at that, right? We know everybody boiling a spring sports cards, cracking up. So real collectors go, I know they're laughing. 864-2414-318. That, that, that, yeah, that's something else. Something to whet your whistle to, because remember, I don't know what these are. That's just, it's my little problem. You know that you just forget the order and that makes it more enjoyable seeing. Okay. Damn, mother fuckers, all right, I'm listening to the fucking left offline right now. And I gotta say, I've never had to call in about something that was happening on the wrong fucking line. But damn, no, it's a fucking washboard. You said, what's the fucking instrument that you can play, that you use while you're doing your fucking laundry? What are you doing? You're doing your laundry. You're washing shit on a fucking board. Hell, I don't know where the fuck you grew a blank on that. But I can't think of what.

2:19:21You know, that's, again, that's where, and this isn't an insult to him. But like, this one of those things where you're being a little sarcastic and it's just maybe not, you know, it's not being seen. It can't be seen, we're on the radio. Yeah. What is that thing? The guy he had, he had abs and it looked like, what was that thing that people played an instrument? And you also, it was like a board and you also wash your clothes on it. The guy had abs like that. Yeah. You know, you know, they're screaming at the right hands. And that's where, you know. What's that thing, page of likes? It's a, I mean, it's real round. It was like a one-eye on the top of it. Oh, God. What was that thing? Poker? Yeah. Damn near killed him. Poker face. Or wherever you want it. His, hers, whatever you want to do. Days, poke, they face. 864. I'm surprised, maybe guy got it and knew that way. Poker face. They face.

2:20:21Ah, they got to get the barnaids and nobly guys to cut that one. Oh, just passed a note, it's poke her face. She's not going in on that song, didn't she? Because it's, yeah, that's where. Yeah, for sure. It did, there, she's as bad as ACDC was with that one song. Oh, yeah, which is obvious. Oh, my God. That song. Well, you're doing one more and take a break. Yeah. We'll do one, because we're making pretty good time. Okay. Also text in or call the FOF line if you got the Billy Ripken joke there. I'm just curious. We'll see how many you are. If you know me in real life, also text me. Let me know. Just you guys know your ignorant comments saying that methodology free, can't show patients to get free treatment. Methodal is not free. Just coming from someone that I know takes method and they take at least eight hours a week to get your recovery in the methodal list. So your little comment is ignorant. Now, what's it? What if our comments are, I think she misheard. Because when we were talking to Dan,

2:21:23we were asking if the methodal was free. In his situation. I think I have no idea to know that. Yeah, I don't know. I think even pays still. Yeah. So you want to take that back to it? To what? Did you enjoy calling and being a bitch on the FOF line? Well, I think you, you, you, yeah. Go ahead. It's your right to say that. And rail owner. 864, 2414318. Yeah, yeah. We got nice little block here and nice little chunk of a little parts piss and a lot of part of vinegar. Ooh. Yeah. Mix them together. Sounds like a homemade San Bucca. So my parents got together and said, we're going to pay for you and your sister and all your kids to go to Mexico. Flight to hell. All you got to cover is boozing for. Awesome. Hell yeah. So my sister can't be inconvenienced enough to go get her children passport. So Mexico gets canceled.

2:22:24And then we go to Asheville. And then my sister gets smashed and calls my nine year old daughter a bitch. What the f*** are you ruined the family vacation? And then you want to call my child a bitch? Are you serious? What the f*** is wrong with you? And then guess what? Guess where my f***ing parents are right now. After all the kids go and obey the parents, I'm happy for them. But they're in f***ing Mexico. Are you f***ing serious? I'm so pissed. My sister, you go f*** yourself. I hope you raw. Oh my god. Did you hope she was out there? I translate that for me, please. Oh. Like you want to do. Was that one of the roaming characters from Mad World? I've had a man. Oh, mad world attractions.com, by the way. I'm playing the role of disgruntled brother who's pissed he didn't get to go to Mexico.

2:23:25If you're in Chattanooga and you've never been to Mad World, like it's got a reputation for real. I think it's worth the drive. Also funny to me, funny, I mean, honestly, that we don't have passports, we can't go to Mexico. So let's go to Asheville. I don't see the correlation. I would hate that you're never there. Like you drove right past Buria. 864. Is it possible your parents said, hey, don't get the passports so we don't have to go? Yeah, they realize how much it would be. It is kind of a pain in the ass. But I think it kind of should be, it shouldn't be quite so easy to get to, I mean, really honest to God, it shouldn't be quite so easy to get a passport. I agree. You shouldn't, well, it shouldn't be just like, I mean, you shouldn't be able to get it. You know what I'm saying? Like it kind of should be a little bit of a pain in the ass. Look, we're 25 years later and they're just now allowing people to go past TSA without a ticket.

2:24:27So dude, I'm glad you brought that up because, you know, that's the thing. You used to go in and you could hold up a sign when, you know, they came in or you hoop and holler when they, the military went around and loved those so much. Yeah. The family be waiting there. You could, but then they cut it out, but then you say, well, do we feel more safe now that they let them know? And think about it. You can figure it out for a minute why they changed it. Let me honest with you, on a Friday, I can't figure it out. You don't want to think that hard because they can sell more concessions. People are going to sit there and have a meal then. They have full on bars and stuff now, dude. Like it's not so bad to eat at the airport. It's not really. No, it's, it's, I'll be honest, it's expensive, but they got you. You can't leave the building at that point. There's a Mungaloy barbecue place at the Boston airport. It's Mongolians, isn't it? Yeah. Yeah, the Boston airport is real nice. Unless you're a cannibal of slow people or whatever that would mean,

2:25:27it's what's all eight six four, two four one. I'm not trying to feed the system right then. You're getting people mad call. I don't do that. I don't, I am not, you shouldn't. I'm not F-O-F baiting. I do that after the show. Yeah. Yeah. You to my nasty ass husband. Rub him with the 13 years and just found out he's still like a nasty mother f**k out there. How long do I have like you are? So f**k off to you. You just wait till you get them f**kers, you piece of shit. Because I can't wait. I can't wait to see the look on your damn face. F**king off to you and every other cheating mother f**k out there. Oh, I hope you all get some of the makeup. Follow up. See there again. You know what? I've never wished a woman vagina would close up or something like a, you know, the woman wanted to fall off or they want to cut it off

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2:30:33Look a spoiler alert over here. You know what people like to watch stuff 10 years after him? I'm still bitching that spoiler. Sorry, it keeps that up. Rick Grimes birthday. Andrew Lincoln. Oh, ow. Well, see, he was like a main part of the cast, right? He was the dad. He was a protagonist. You know, a lot of people say nothing really happened to him in the show. For like three or four seasons. And it lost people. Because there's not enough action, I guess. Yeah. But it was still big. It was not. I missed the main guy, the most popular one. Who's he? He had a roof. Yeah, that was it. No, what's your business? He had the show with Marilyn Manson. They drove around in eight. Like that was the show. Oh, yeah. That dude. How could I not? All the women liked him. I forgot his thing. He was a boom doc, St. Errol. Errol. That's it. Either way, it's not Errol's birthday. Andrew Lincoln, 63. Oh, he's that's two old 58. 59. He's 53 years old.

2:31:34Oh, I'm sorry. Mm. Now this next guy was tricky. You related to Barry Lincoln? You remember Barry Lincoln? Barry Lincoln. That's old Samberg. Samberg. Sandler bit. Barry Lincoln. No. You remember Steve Polycronopoulos? Yeah, man. Of course. Now there was a... Oh, no, that was Slim Shady. I was about to say, Carl Keneff from Connecticut. Carl Keneff. Carl Keneff. There was a whole lot of music I could play for this guy. It's about to be selective. This is NASA's birthday. Oh. NASA's. Harry Houdini's birthday. Since this was originally from Houdini. That's all NASA. Pop up in a video. Yeah. I forget the guy's name, but he's the guy on social media that says, don't ever disrespect me, then he'll roast the person. And the NASA's in one of his videos. And the people like, is that NASA? The right or not? Look, NASA. NASA. Just riding the train. That's normal. How uncokane?

2:32:35Yeah, I don't know if he was... I don't know if he was or not. Ah, NASA. NASA, NASA, NASA. Oh, wow. This is interesting. What? He said he was nominated for Grammy for a duet, or excuse me, a collaboration with somebody who has a happy, heavenly birthday today. Really? Don't think this ever happened. For love. And I'll tell you who that is. Coming up in a bit. I can't wait. 50, also 53. 53. He is also 53. I didn't know he worked with Kanye. He said, here on cops, shot the kid. I had a friend in high school that ended up being addicted to huffing him. Huffing some yery. No, some nausea. Awesome, nausea. I'll tell you what, this was a day of birthdays with a lot of like kind of mid-tier celebrities you could say. That makes him feel nice on the birthday. Thank you for that. So I skipped a bunch of them. Plus this says Merry Crosby. I thought it said Mags Crosby and I'm like, hang on a second.

2:33:35Whoa. He had that old. From the Radis? She did shoot J.R. The sister-in-law. Oh, yeah. But from Chicago, big white socks fan. He is now the Pope. Pope Leo XIV. Yeah. Whichever that is. Which one is XIV? 14. Second to mix stuff. I thought the X was the five. X is 10. And the one before the V or the I before the V is four or so 14. I thought the V was like 100. Page of ear for Lexan. Your V looks 100. I don't want to know what you said. I'm starting you. I don't have a... Vineril. Can't even say. Yes, that. You're too mere. I couldn't get it that. That I know. 65. I was trying to be too demure. Is that still popular? 64. Overused. Pope Leo XIV. Is 71 years old today? No, sorry, man. No, this one. This one. I don't know. I mean, it's weird that he's...

2:34:35We weren't even close. The Pope. Yeah, exactly. The Pope is the messenger from God, right? But he's appointed by man. Like I don't get the Pope. But if the Lord came to him and said, I want you to be Pope, are you going to believe him? It's the last thing. I know. Oh, we need... What do you need? The clarification there. What does Snowp say, you know? Well, Snowp has spent the throne yet. Yeah, yeah. Grock took him out. Oh, my. Is this stretch if we're doing this one? Is this somebody from the back of the future? No. Okay. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. Is it someone from the back of the future? No. Okay. Is somebody from the band? Shhh. Shhh. Shhh. Oh, Bowser. The officer's not in one from the band. Not from Mario. Bob, Bob, Bob. He's a banger. Oh, Bowser. My god. Uh, people are going back from Pokemon. No. If you want his real name is John Bauman. Isn't there a Bowser? No, that's Mario. I just said Pokemon.

2:35:35Bowser. Alright. God. Spring sports card today and spectacular not get roasted by the Pokemon crowd First off what's going happen? They should be in school right now. I'm just kidding Who's gonna say Mewtwo's and Mario now? I think it snorelaxes in Mario. Metazoo Charmander, I'm just saying words. I know associated with TCG's and nothing what they mean You want a panel park? Hey, you want a pack battle? I'll boost your your ass What a lot of the pack battles. Yeah, who's tell me how's your yes? Man, I it's a total guess. He's played like 75 74 hang on a second is it supposed to be Shanae-ne or Sanit wrong? No, that was from that was when Do Hickey dressed up in drag as Martin Martin you got Shanae-ne 79 years old for Jamie Foxx. He got the when did Jamie Foxx that was Shanae-ne?

2:36:38Yeah, I thought it was Martin which one was more? Oh, Shanae-ne was here because she crossed her eyes and put your lips out On and live in color right? Yeah, the who to Martin play because he did like he did a girl too. He was uh You got to look that up who was Shanae-ne? I still think it was Martin. I already know that I'm right I'm looking up for you because you're wrong. All right. Well who to Martin play then you got Shanae-ne Shanae-ne favorite I think he was just on crack that time You're so correct I know his uh he probably gets such that when black people refer to Martin and they Oh, they tell about me like now. Sorry Luther King, Jr Ha, yeah wrong one wrong Martin wrong Martin all again. Uh, he would he would be Shanae-ne wait a minute. Where's it Shanae-ne? Martin was Shanae-ne? Wow, yeah, I knew it was Now you got to look at it because I knew it was an in leave and color character that Jamie Foxx is doing. Okay God I'm gonna feel so ridiculous when I figured this out. I knew I was a venerated or whatever the word is

2:37:46Dude, she was wander Wanda yeah, cool. Wanda okay, and wander, wang okay You did the face perfect Well, I wanted to be her for Halloween that year and then time down you can do it anymore. You got to do a song Okay, you're not Luther King Jr. Okay, no relations to Trevor. All right. Thank you. I tried to do a side by side Anyway, it's a Walter Cone who's for the 89 years old man. I happy birthday. What's your God thanks. That's what I've been told Happy heavenly birthday. I was like pooch Amy Winehouse who'd have been 43 a lot of people like her. I mean, I like her It sucks as she passed away, but I mean like people have like she was a beat on when she had one song. Yeah More than one song I mean, what name man? I don't know I mean, that's what we're saying shed more than one song but more than one hit yeah And a same meal Sam Neil from Jurassic Park. Yeah, we lost his ass this year. He would have been 79 years old

2:38:48He was in a bunch movies. Bunch of stuff good good bit of Once uh who done it type movies. Yeah, and he he didn't convert to being a Russian so I appreciate that with him God man, I'm telling you gotta watch out They're recruiting locally. I don't know. What do you think they're walking those cats for locally because those cats have spyware on them They're probably cybercats and not even real. There are. Yeah, there's like they're hearing devices in the years Yeah, so when all you moms walk around bowling fringes and not they hear what you're talking about God They start I can't Then they you know kind of filter out Why do you think all the businesses are coming to a certain town more drinks? Because you know, it's uh their backdrops for meeting points and run it is Hey Oh, I could get there. I heard that's what's called that it's easy to get drugs in Well, that may be true. It was still at least it's not a uh front for foreign agents

2:39:52All right, we like our we like American born agents We like but not a i Why do you think it's called dormant high school dormant Nobody suspects people coming in and out for meetings build a bird type meetings the chantilly of the south but no dorms at dormant exactly That's what does that tell you that tells you that it's not a school you live on Tells you when the kids get out of 3 30 or whenever they get out. Yeah, that's when the secret meetings start unless you play football You're there to like 10 p.m. Yeah, there you are, but it's worth it to it is do you know all uh not all but most Greenville county schools now have turf on football states No, no, that was a big bonus content because you know the school district was like we'd save a lot of money on upkeep and maintenance I just found that out this weekend. That's that's kind of crazy, but a lot of athletes parents are like is it? Yes, like a scum rip up our knees. Yeah, man I do I don't know I never played on it I haven't even I wasn't saying that smart asked I'd I'd knew turf toe only

2:40:55Hear it in sports when you don't have a turf ass uh turf knuckle you heard the turf knuckle Is the cheerleader injury mostly I do know somebody that played rugby in Egypt and they got camel toe All right probably out for the whole season to ride probably turf knuckles worse Turf knuckle next time you see cheerleader ask her about turf knuckle. I'll tell you I'm gonna move to then I'll ask you why you talking to cheerleader. Yeah, we're out It was a mail win Which makes it work The craziest thing in the world why don't the girl cheerleaders do the push-ups. I don't know what a mascot got to do him Hey, that was structured perfectly. What about this? What if fat boy you quit talking to a friend of yours because he said something and you're like Yeah, you're just like all right I'm just gonna not ghost him or whatever I'm just not gonna talk to him anymore because I don't like what he said uh-oh Well, then he starts blowing you up. No, why you won't talk to him anymore and you're like I don't want to deal with it I don't want to deal with it. Well, somebody close to you wants to do something about that. Oh, they went yeah

2:41:59Not you you but in this proverbial kind of I'm not doing here. Oh, they want to deal with it. Okay. You should go to church You should have you supposed to go twice anyway right like a twice week Wednesday night service He doesn't want to tell his friend Why he's not his friend anymore, but guess guess who's going to tell him? Unfriending his wife He's he might be done with him, but the wife ain't wife is not done. She's gonna get her licks in you know why Why there's an involves her it's like a big piece of meat laying there and he's like I don't want to deal with it But she's like I'm gonna do with this meat. Well, no, I feel like you're making a heavy set joke Oh, don't put me on this you can it's okay. Yeah, because I don't know her. I don't know either. You're okay You're so okay to say yeah, it's like you know, well, I can't use it. You can't say it That's your that's your that's your That's not one thing. That's your effort. Okay, uh that'll be tomorrow. Thanks. Don't just have a blessed day. Watch here. It's God bless America. It is good Feed your need for TRG. Oh, yes, it's good at the rise guys got coming on the Odyssey Morning shot that baby back

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