WHAT THE HELL WAS HER NAME?: HOUR ONE

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4:00And you had to- And the only thing I'm basing this on really is Superman movies with a daily planet. Where they were like, you got a tip, and you're like, well, you know, the sideline, like Jimmy Olsener, and he's like, well, let's go to the presses, and then you can have all- You can have the whole tip. What's the guy- What was his guy's name? Not Harvey. He was a Harvey- Harvey Dent. I'm mixing up stuff. What was Superman's boss' name at day of night? Oh, it was, uh, because he was shilling her own eyes. JK Simmons. Anyway, whatever that guy's name is, he's like, no, Jimmy Olsen. We need to verify this. But then what's the verification? How did you do it? You have to have a quote from the source. But what did that be like? In the content. She's talking about the magazine. Oh, the source magazine? No, I'm talking about it. I only look at that sex sale. Broadcasting and- No, subscribers. Look at that barber shop. Say again. And unless it's like, you know, deep throat type thing.

5:00Mmm. And the quote is, what's up, boy? Deep throat was quote- Damn it. Deep throat was quote- Deep throat was quote- Today's saying, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, I gotta get that one. The one-bombs. Womp. Perry White. That was the Prince of Los Angeles. Perry White, that's his name. I have a Harvey Denton Batman. I'm dumb. I know it's DC. Give me that credit. That's hard. So you had to like, I mean, you had the phone, but then, you know, Sarah and Mount Pilots gonna know what your business is. And then, you know, she wasn't hanging up the phone after Barney connected with Mount Pilots. I don't think legally she was allowed to hang up. She had to facilitate the combo, right? Dude, that was the first- That was that- You know, why did it take so long for us to really- They were telling us on Andy Griffith about the NSA then. Because you know Barney and Wasserman were out, you know. Phone sex in a little bit. Oh, God yeah. I forget her name. Sarah.

6:00No, the Barney's girlfriend. Oh, uh. He might have been doing it with Sarah too. We're Otis, my little junk down here. They never showed her a nickname. They never showed the phone operator switch lady. No. Hey, you're on a hook up. Oh, God. I can't remember. Don't send me down that route. Hang on. Who's that? I don't even- I can't remember Ange's girlfriend. Ange. Uh, Helen Cromwell. Yes, a Helen's buddy. What was Helen's buddy? You know what? You-you-you-you-you-you-you-you-you-you. Oh, no. You-you-you-you-you-you. That was Gugger. You know the Gugger? Gugger. Ah, Lee Bum. Helen Cromwell. And what was the other lady? This is fun to do early. You know, it's probably- I can't remember any names. For those of you that knew- That's the Ellen's Wing Woman. Or that have already googled it. It's annoying to you. But to people like me, it's fun to close your eyes. If you're driving, don't do this. Close your eyes and just go back in your head. I'm trying to remember. Wasn't the young good-looking chick who worked at the pharmacy.

7:01No. Damn. That-oh. Andy went in with her later on. I think they fooled around maybe at the picture shit. Ella, Ella, Ella. Ellie. Ellie. Ellie. Yeah. No, that was- Yes, it was. That was the blonde that was the daughter. Remember all the brothers in the day? I might have been hooking up with her because it was kind of questionable. That was darlings. Yeah. The darlings. That was with Uncle Jesse. It was- It was- it was their uncle and he was Bowen Luke and Daisy. Sunk him. Uncle. Uncle. Funcle. Oh god dang it was. Let's see. Helen Crop. You had Ellie and then what was Barnes? Where's the girlfriend, Bond? It's weird like the dopey sidekick's name was Barnes and two like major pop culture. It was. It was. It was. It was. I'm going to need you to do what I asked you to do a few minutes ago.

8:03Oh, I put my shoes outside. What you said, no way in hell I'm drinking two of those in one day. Oh, no way. I need you to get a boost and get the double butch going. Oh, that ain't going to get the brain power. I'm going to get the memory going. Jog the memory. They get that urine stream going. They get run. This is going to drive me nuts. What's their name? I see your face. I do. Real plain looking but you know for Barney. Well for Barney. I mean Barney looked like a fish. I mean he played one in a movie. Barney did. He was in the Apple Dumplin gang too. Yeah. Providized film to Nashville North Carolina. Helen. I don't know. I heard they don't say that on the tour anymore. Oh, they don't. Yeah. Like that's. There's another movie it's film there. Like not Batman but another like movie like that. Adam Samler's home. I don't know. Anyway. Sandman. How about that freaking Panthers Bears game? That was great until halftime. It was the highest scoring game in week one in NFL history. That was nuts.

9:04That's uh, yeah. That defense uh, for the Panthers. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's uh, that's uh, that's like, that's a big question about the coordinator for like the past year. But I think that's going to be ramped up here pretty soon. Yeah. You shouldn't give up that many points with the you got good players on defense. I got to be honest. I was using that. I was using that. I was that in like I was uh, uh, president. You were looking at me for answers and I was like, Hey, I know about how about that Panthers game yesterday, but I'm still trying to think about answering. I know I am. I'm trying to think of her. I know you pulled against them. Oh, what files? Hey, war. Oh, God, that came up again. I mean, it was they really like, does anybody in this world think that like, I mean, there's like YouTube channels based on the, uh, the files. I can't verify that this happened, but you know, Bill Clinton said that somebody put out some quotes.

10:05The Clinton said that he uh, okay to mission to kill bin Laden, but the CIA pulled back on it. So then the other part of the quote was Clinton said he knew it was bin Laden when the second plane hit the tower. So people were like, well, you remember that, but you don't remember uh, uh, gracious man. Oh my God. You don't remember any kind of associations or files or. Plus, did he, did they say that that meeting was on a Tuesday? I don't remember. That's the kill, kill, kill Tuesday. That's where we have working women's Wednesday. We got casual Friday and we got kill list Tuesday with CIA and the Musa. If Clinton did anything weird, even saying that it's kind of like very well known information now, I guess. I don't like saying that everybody knows this administration is a Israel first. Uh, you know, if you look at pictures of that wall, it seems like the last eight have been. So some of them I'd never seen before.

11:06I was like, God, the FBI and I was no one. I don't know why we. I don't want to do that. I don't know how to go down there. Yeah, it's a dirty messy road. I heard a new phrase, not red at all, but reddit hole. Ooh, I'm gonna go down that reddit hole. Ooh, there's a lot of them. Yeah. I tried to avoid that. There's more holes in it. Dunkin' Donuts. I don't talk about it because I don't want to hear people going and on and on about it. You know what I mean? Oh, it's like when you got to go in the bathroom for a long period of time. It just keeps yourself. What are you talking about over there this morning? I hate when people ask me that. What are you doing? What y'all doing in there this morning? Like, oh man, we're talking about. We're talking about you and we come back. It's all about building stuff. It's all about the Epstein list. It's all about farting. If anybody locally is on it. Right. Talking about farting. Yeah. Oh, that's assumed, right?

12:07All right, I'm just gonna Google it. It's gonna... Oh, I forgot what we were even doing that. Well, see, that's where my mind can't. Most people can. They can just go on and say... Helen Cromp. Cromp. Cromp. What's up, Cromp? She getting crump up in here. We're getting crump. Is it Betty? I want to say this, Betty. Dude, okay, you know what I mean? It's two names, right? Well, most people have at least two. Although, you know, you have your pales, your Madonna's, your opus. Yep. You were remembering her real name, which is kind of cool. Her real name was Betty Lynn playing the character of... Fel Maloo. Fel Maloo. Fel Maloo. Fel Maloo. That was a good movie. They jumped off the cliff together. Yeah. I think she, at one point, dated rape holester. Oh. Was it Rafe? No, I don't know. I think it was his nickname. I was, I didn't know. I didn't know. He was Rafe the break, the, the, the, the, that word. He, he, it's the first person in Mayberry to buy a van. This is the Rafe van. Ha, ha, ha.

13:07Is anybody want to date Rafe? Ha! Oh my God, do we know Rafe? Oh, man. Rafe holester. The date Rafe game. Date Rafe. Please be. Who wants to date Rafe? If you know a single Rafe, please send him our way. Why? So do the date Rafe game. Ha! Ha! You know what's funny about that is there was an old, I mean, Lord Nunchen's fight. She's probably been dead 40 years now. This lady went to our church. Her name was, was Ruthie. And my daddy, because the way he had a hard time saying his T.H. Called her Roofie. Roofie. Like before, Ruthies were Ruthies, you know. That buddy of mine is mom named Ruthie. Ruthie. Ruthie, Ruthie May. Ruthie. Ruthie, would you let go of the Rafe? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't know any Ruthies anymore. Ruthie, do you want a date Rafe? Here's a van. There's like no Rafe's.

14:07There's only one that comes to mind and it's probably the same one you think about too. Robert D. Rafe, why are you thinking about that? Oh. That's not what I was thinking of. Dang it, man. Right. Rafe from France. Rafe from France, wow. God, you reminded me of talking to my mom. What's John Boy and Billy doing these days? Well, they retired. Do you remember when they did this, the preacher on the side of the road? I'm like, yeah, I remember. Make me feel. Hey, we beat them, you know. Trying to make me feel a feminine though. I'll get you back on that one. How's Manini feel this morning? Why are you talking to him? We won't talk to him. No. Why are you kissing on Manini so hard this morning? Oh my God. Since I'm your mom. Oh, Rafe. God. That's cool though. If you bring up John Boy and Billy, I'll chop it up. Oh, it's just, I thought you said that's the first fight. I didn't know you were thinking about somebody from the 97, 98 rookie class in the NBA. It was like, that's the only Rafe I know. Rafe, yeah. Yeah. It must be like a, you know, a, uh, It's what his names don't come around much.

15:07Yeah. Is that an old Southern name? No, not at all. It's like a foreign. Like, hey, watch out now, type name. Yeah. Are you here to spy on this type name? Oh, God. Yeah. It's like, uh, I'll find out. Probably from like Kazakhstan or something. Oh, I love you too. I love this off. Oh, my name is the Rafe. Rafe. What? No, you don't understand. I love your Southern women, the bigger the better. Would you like to, uh, do you like to, uh, if I didn't say anything? You can't find a hole, find a role. That's what they say in my country. You don't oddly enough, the word Rafe is of Arabic origin. Okay. And means kind of merciful. Oh, that is not what we were just, the person. Wow. Rafe Arabic. Wow. Yeah. Stems from the Arabic verb Rahapa, which means to have compassion for. Rahapa. Can be spelled. Oh, this is fun. This is, this is fun, this, whatever.

16:09Uh, can also be spelled R-A-E-F, which is like LeFrance did it, or with an I, it is sometimes used as a variant of the English name Ralph. Oh. Ralph. Yeah, but date Ralph doesn't say Ralph. Date Ralph. That was kind of close. Yeah. That's like a conversation. I don't think I know any Ralph's. Maybe one. First one, like no, no, where I've heard of. Like no. Oh. I don't really know this. I know of him. You know, he's older guy named Ralph. Yeah. That how you do. First one. First one, the Earnhardt for me. And then for some reason Ralph Terry that played for the Yankees. Ralph Crampton. How you go? Who threatened his wife with domestic violence, you know, at least once a week. Ralph. Ralph. Uh, throw it up. Ralph. Throw it up. You see it. Throw it up. Mm-hmm. Ha, ha, throw it up. King Ralph. Dude, John Goodman. Yeah.

17:09Though if you're looking at his name real fast in your dyslexic, it's like John GD. Oh. Not Goodman. I don't see it. I don't see it. Come on. Do you say the same thing when you see Goldman? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Ralph. Okay. We're going to all live at the board. Anyway. That was kind of interesting to find out. Now I want to play Ring of Fire with Ralph's. Ralph. I mean, we've heard. We did him all dinner. Ralph Wolf. Crampton. Is he not Ralph Crampton? Why is that Crampton in my name? He's from, he's from lower part of the state. Straight to the moon, you bitch. Ralph Crampton. Ralph Crampton. I don't know. I like Ralph Crampton now better. Right in the purse. You bitch. I'm going to put you in the purse. We'll get my lunch. Right in the purse. Ralph Crampton. I mean, it's so, 1950s sock you in the purse. Hit you in the face. Yeah. Yeah. You couldn't say it. Straight to the moon. You old, Hussey. Like now, straight to the moon, you're talking about usually stocks or crypto.

18:10Ralph Crampton. I don't know. Bang soon right to the moon. I'm going to sock you in the purse. You said Wolf, I was going to say Dick Wolf, but Ralph Crampton, that was a good answer. That was a nice one. Nice one. Nice one. I thought there was a name like that. I'm sorry. There's probably a whole thing. That's a fuss of character. You just came open though. I got it. How silly am I. Ralph Furley. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you three company once again. Thank you. Oh yeah. Torrey Furley. Torrey Furley. Wow. That's you mean girly, but I'll still look. I am not a manly. We're right there. I'm going to get one for us. Well, then. That was a good note. I got off of that. You're going to tell you something funny. This is just what we call the flow here. So I went to this. Wine or... Wine or... It's a winery. But not like it's like, that sounds bougie. It's like a old country one.

19:11Well going to it is, to be honest with you. Why? Going to leaving the house is bougie. This going to winery is a bougie trip. Well, depends on the winery. Yeah. I mean it was, yeah, you full. I mean there's a lot of them. I don't know. So they have live music and everything. And this lady came over there and said, I know who you are. Nice. A love that happens sometimes. Well, thank you. And you're playing along to you assume that she is, that you are who you are to her. You know what I'm saying? So you can act a certain way in this, okay? Right. She said, we listen to your show every morning. That's like, thank you. I appreciate that. Really? Yeah. The winery? Yeah. It was the bougie winery. I mean it was nice or whatever. Did you act a little, you know, act the part when you get noticed? You know what Rick Flair always said. And I was like, I will never do. When people come up in a bar and say, hey, I know you are what he buys them a drink.

20:11I'm like, no, because everybody will say that to you now. I thought you were going to say 18 to 28, you know, husband and wife, friends. Right. I was like, hey, did you get a rating? I'm going to try that. She said, I have to tell you something though. And I said, what's that? She said, she's not going to like it. She said, a racial slur. I would have loved that. No. Of course not. I'm kidding on that. Now I'm in truth. She says, I don't like Facebook fussing. Really? Yeah. She says, I'm sorry. She says, I love y'all. I like when y'all were just talking. And when you're just doing your thing, she said, I do not like Facebook fussing. I'm sorry. She was so like, she thought she was hurting my family so much. Oh no. So she's, uh, she should have liked bits. She's just like, she just like, she said that particular thing. She just, she doesn't know why. She should have spitting her wine. Because you spit it out anyway, right? Well, you're supposed to spit it out. You don't spit it out. Either it's like a bowl. When you go to the fancy, fancy ones, you get a lot of wine. So if you drink all day, you be sick.

21:12Wait a minute. I spit it out in my organs after I digest it. I don't spit it out. You got a boot cocky to wine and a one bowl. And somebody drinks it. Yeah, there could be a bowl there. Oh god. I hate you to be over there. T.F. in the wine bottle. No. I don't want to throw up. I'm not drinking that much. That's a problem. I think I'm fine. And then when we drive home, I'm throwing up in your car. You might have to write down what I don't know. You think that? I don't know. You think that? That's right down with you, man. I know. I know. Kind of naive today. Yeah, you can spell it too. Oh, well, yeah. Oh, my god. It's one of her favorite things to do, by the way. Well, it could be. 20th person. God. You mentioned being the person. You're like, I know it's in there somewhere. I can't see it. Like it's something out of it, yes. Like if you go cut my grass on a tractor, yeah, I'll do it. Nice. No necklace for you today. Never felt you get points in the channel. No. No. Whatever you wanted, as long as you get on the tractor. You imagine a weapon going between those suckers. Oh, I made it. Yeah, that's fine. Yeah, they all maloo. They all maloo. They all maloo. Yeah, I'm not. I'm not.

22:12I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. Hey, yeah. They all maloo. They all maloo. They all maloo. They all maloo. They all maloo. Yeah. Never minded us. That's one of the things she and Barn like to do during the picture show. I had to Google why she left she left because Barn left. Oh, yeah. Because they couldn't like no use for this. And she was if no use at that point. That's kind of sad. She couldn't date Floyd Debarber. No. He couldn't walk and then Harold Spray, he wasn't anyway. I know. There's never a town whore They should have been a town whore, but they never had the town like they never arrested women, too Do you notice that? Yeah, like they'd never arrested a point now? You got women that they're on TV murdering people. Yeah murderous women They're the same stuff more than that more More of that. No, it's just that whole thing

23:14You know what I think too that what what Netflix and all these different Platforms if at least proven to me. I am basing this off what I think I've looked up and that hasn't been too much and just saying that had a time It seems like the the shows that you know the series of the docs about Red ROM Unaliving are The one about women are the ones that are most successful. Oh, yeah, wow, man It's like you wouldn't think that people would do something like that So we mean people but a woman anybody but but like a woman that has a family and you wouldn't think that she'd kill her husband Would you watch one about a kid who murdered people? I'm just not into that kind of thing right now But women it but I mean I just want to where it stops like you know It just brings me down when I I mean I I like

24:15Zero killers, but not like family things, you know, right? You have your you have your limits you like guys to go on and I don't know what it's such a dark side They leave things behind you know, they want a cool nickname Did you ever get to come out the nickname when you worked in the Los Angeles press? Well, there was the holiday rapist that that I was working on that case for somebody He didn't give him a good the holiday rapist Yeah, but he didn't want to offend Jews and say Christmas because the things that he was doing people were around the holidays You know It extended it extended past that where which holidays? Was it around is it started around Christmas? Okay, then it went past there was another instance and then We were looking for a man and a blue van and he would he would get these girls Yeah, put the jackets over their over their heads that they're walking somewhere They're somewhere and put them in the van violently rape them and then he'd release some imputiments

25:17By a school or something like that Good Lord and one of the one of his victims Happens to be someone who was in our 20s and not a not a child So it took it took a turn to like what do we do? I've never heard I'm gonna watch a documentary on this now You got one you recommend fat boy you must watch it. It's not I don't even know what they do with the case if they ever caught them The east side rapist I don't know if they ever caught that guy, but he did have green shorts on Oh the guy that when women would run on that track. Yeah, man. I got at least a couple I think what I like to do is like I used to have meetings with the police and And my bet you did No, just some of the the cases that aren't I saw cold cases like bring it back up and oh yeah cold case files. That's another big show. Yeah Hey, all right almost here. Are you ready? Just grabbing my shoes That's what you said 10 minutes ago I just wrapped the video call uploading this giant file on my tablet looking at my watch group bananas with the group chat

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30:29That's gonna be hard to find you know If you offer and she says Oh, we were just saying hey, have you ever dated this type of person? Yeah, I see if you ever dated this person If you ever dated one with Down syndrome, you said no, but I would and I said well, I mean could we do You know You said somebody lays down on the you know what we probably get sued by somebody who was just you know Normal and saying that's not fair. I mean we would I know I'm surprised make a wish hasn't done that yet that are very functional who are autistic So I don't have to down 13-year-old kid and you know Just hey, sorry. We know you have a life threatening injury or illness, but you just turned 18 And then the kids like I want to squeeze a couple of kitties Right, just say we'll use that word. Yeah, well You know The case won't be and maybe there is there should be a make a wish for adults, but like just just like

31:29You know, obviously there would there'd be a lot more to work with, but I it have to be a very What you have you'd have like terminal illness as an adult yeah But I would do it more like like you know, they said hey, I've never smoked weed before or I've I've never had sex with This two dudes, well, I know you have quit right? Why are you looking at her when you say it? When they pick her back and forth as a trip I love to hear him argue I saw orgy and best one time That had been a hell of a show Is old jay Gordon walks out with makeup on old jay Gordon I actually did choreography to this in a dance show where it was like a pre-apocalyptic Kind of like we were all on the ground and then with that noise, you know, we did like pirouettes. It was fun

32:30Did him Berkeley At this part is it black swan No, yeah, like swing Can I say something that you know I observed obviously I won't say where it is But there's a certain convention that was in town That they showed the people that were at it and I feel like If you could look at those people and say there's one convention they would get you You could guess it. Yeah, now if you go to this convention Is the first question like are you gonna stick this somewhere you shouldn't stick it? Oh well It's gonna say you have to like Well, there was like two this weekend. I was gonna say Because they don't always sell everybody I'll tell you something similar and antique horror con Or retro horror con Just any pictures from that that might have come from a certain Russian wolf. No sucker got to meet Henry Thomas I know Well in the green room I don't know if it's like they got a little meeting area that they get together and like hey

33:31He's out unless we honest. I don't know if Henry Thomas knows who Everybody there was Yeah, as far as wrestling goes. Oh, yeah But a good crowd but like you know that that that's other uh the other convention. Yeah, I tried to buy a fish once And the lady wouldn't sell me a fish So I know the people that sell that these conventions don't always sell to everybody. Why wouldn't she sell you a fish? Well He didn't have a take They didn't have any plastic bags of water to put it in he just gonna put it in Oh my god, stop on the floor. She said what are you gonna do with it? She tried to figure out if I was gonna if I'm buying it as food to what if I had another animal do I feed the fish to oh I said no, it's just like I got a tank. You know, it's gonna swim around in the tank Then she started you gonna do any stunts with it. That's what she said second There's this during like the jackass period of of America. This was last year. Oh Oh, she know you from the show. No, she know who I was

34:32You're gonna do a stunt with it. You don't like it. He would he would eat it or do some kind of she was very anti-man Oh, she just gave off that bug. Oh, like if I felt like viral woman you got to do anything. I wanted with that fish Yeah, she would have probably wanted to watch she probably smells like it She's titan She's like I can't sell you this fish. I'm my lady. I just want the fish. It's gonna swim in the tank. I'll feed it and swear to god What kind of fish was it? Just like a regular like cheap goldfish She was being a bitch. Is that it like a it was a pet smart. Oh wow. Yeah, she wouldn't sell you a fish You like to fish my god. Why am I getting the third degree because I like you Well, is that a company policy that the lady who scoops the fish and cleans the dog-esque and decide who gets a fish? Pretty man. That's a weird So what are you gonna do with them that for real like really just like put them in a tank and watch them Which is the stupidest pet you could get to be honest with me. Yeah, they're relaxing though. I had coy Yeah, but at this point why not just get a screen

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39:57Make your next financial move with confidence follow nerd wallet smart money podcast on your favorite podcast app The tank aha because we kind of cool actually So if I go into a con by a lizard or that fat ass frog they showed on TV. Yeah, I was huge fog. I don't want a bunch of questions Yeah, you know, I don't run a church. I'm not gonna use the snakes as a wing. I'll try to lick it and get high I'm not gonna try to turn into a prince at midnight good luck with that every since that preacher show came out where they Shoten using the snakes. I forgot the name of the show Uh the conventions won't sell to them Because I'll ask you if you had that affiliation first rattlesnakes They were using those and other ones that time like panic hostile holiness. Yeah, but they're letting them buy them Yeah, that's not good I mean look If you give the animal a home and you feed the animal That's not your one loosen here now That's step done one. I mean are you

40:59I don't know what I'm trying to say like you know like if you can melee the animal Yeah, it's uh Well, okay, it was too fish. It's uh, it's On one hand it's like your body your choice But are they are they saying know that sea legal to do because you're harming the the snake Because you're hard. I mean like snakes gonna buy you if he's gonna buy you Yeah, like it's not gonna harm you. They're not selling Yeah, man, I don't know that could make somebody really sick. I wouldn't I wouldn't like that Well soak in most of the food they sell us but by God they'll do it every day. Yeah, but venom is not great Yeah, I at first bone. Mm-hmm. Give me some carnage Unlike venom. That's what Jasper calls him. He can't say Veezy up. He goes in venom venom. Yeah, he's a billet He's a billet He's no a billet How about you damn

42:01Don't let people collect all these suckers to sell Have I want to joke a rosy and with like 400 snakes maybe you question him. Yeah, instead of somebody who wants to buy too Yeah, I mean because if your house is burning down and you have snakes in there I don't anybody that I love running into your house trying to save your house and they're gonna get my your stupid snakes What is this snake's head have a skin mark Oh God Your snake smells like rats I have something to say one number does it all eight hundred seven seven four double oh nine three That's communication this is the rise guys morning show when news matters It matters where you get your news. It's rise guys headlots good morning everyone Oh, well, do you like do you like loyalty cards? Uh Not cards. I like the ones that just Automatically remember oh, yeah, you don't have to have a punch card or whatever you know. Yeah, like uh, it's kind of

43:02What's the I bless it. What's the one? Yeah, I can't think of one because you'd have to have an app or yeah, yeah I mean chick-flays apps pretty good. So I guess the only one I use is angles I do my I use angles. I just let my god. I forgot you could use points for gas. Yeah So I'll only think I have I got angles and and uh, Jim As long as I you got a gym tag It's like they won't give uh Give us tags in my gym have to have an app You got checking with your app. Oh well, I don't because I don't always want to take the phone I didn't want to oh you don't listen to music Well, I mean, I'll listen to the uh to the house music or how you can tap in the one The television is the first earpods. I did my first massage chair the other day So boy, that thing's amazing did it shoot you in the ball. No It knows where your spine ends and where to split it to your legs otherwise

44:02It's gonna goose me on the back of the balls, but it didn't you were hoping oh My god, I want to start giggling in there like to listen to music while the judge other people yeah I don't go to a place like that. I go to suffer and work out hard All right, so the reason if those white snails work out by each Lift a bad Thought kettlebell It was like a note. I had worked out hard prior to this was the end. I didn't go just for the massage Sometimes I go just in the chair Because you know my local black lounges and uh, no waiting. Oh wow. Well look at you. Do you do tan there too? No, I don't tan because you have stand up Ah, we got those I'm not doing that sit down or lay down or set up. Oh, yeah, I'll lay down and get that nice orange glow going Well, I saw a girl that's a school is she's going to tell you what's the tanning couch God did I make those? Good, that would be great if I care what I look like now I would definitely get in the tanning bed the girl who goes where all the girl

45:05Did I knew that I went to school with I saw her coming out and she was like topless and I'm like you want to like She didn't care. I was like this is good. She didn't have any clothes on not really. She's like just topless But you know the like the door was she was coming out of the door Topeless and I'm like using her hands on them. No, I got she didn't care But sometimes she'll wear stuff that you know you can You see your nipples when she works out. Okay, this is skink. I had to whisper. She's nobody here No, but he heard it kids don't ask your parents when nipples are Well, the reason why I brought up the hornets the loyalty card is because a drug dealer Dealer decided to issue his own loyalty cards to his customer This is kind of great. I mean it's a 27 year old drug dealer in Minnesota His name is Andy Selincia There you go. And he was dealing psychedelic mushrooms and other drugs So he wanted to give his loyal customers a little discount. Okay, I'm coming back with just kind of Kind of smart. You gotta get that keep keep it going that that that

46:07Tell all this good. So it's unclear if they were punch cards like you don't go into the coffee shop or something else But all we know you get a pretty down bag. I don't think most people use the punch cards anymore They realize you're right lose some or they don't want to keep a wallet full of little cards Yeah, I'm gonna keep it here I'm not that I carry everywhere that you better use the coupon before you watch it twice Go on brav ride off I was doing that with some promotion that I did and people would forget cards and say well I've been here enough to remember and then it was like a but why do we even have the cards? Was it a thrift store that you did it? Mm-hmm. Okay Well, I wouldn't keep a thrift store Uh Continuity card. Oh, they did the Don't give you don't care as much as that for the charity You Don't give you a shirt and they'll punch a hole in the shirt whenever you buy something Oh, man There was the one that would put their tags through the sleeves and they'd leave a hole in the shirt

47:08And they can give it to him So when you're asked to round up on a donation that was free from the beginning exactly The punch your shirt I gleefully said no not gleefully, but I say no thanks. I went to one that said we don't have bags Oh, okay, she said we haven't had bags in two months. So this guy should go donate some time Your old angel bags was named flower daddy and on them they really had a cannabis flower on them Actually screwed up. It's a damn plastic bag and the clients in the program Already donated the cooler eggs to the only peed in once Don't tell me It was just too close to the toilet. Oh, man So worse my guy Just told you I pissed in it sorry market Well on page and I'm sorry fat boy has no manners don't listen online if you uh Or don't tell our boss if you listen online. Don't let him listen. They don't let your boss listen online

48:10They did that whatever Don't burn Don't do drugs remember we had somebody tell us one time my drug dealers are really nice guy I'm like what As wife is very friendly. Oh That's weird. That's weird like you mean more than likely doesn't wake up until like four in the afternoon Is probably gonna give you something lace with something so you might want to look out. Oh lord especially becomes from exica It's gonna have fentanyls in it. Don't do it. It's not worth dying for uh-oh I'm a cop buddy say even the weed you gotta look out for with fentanyl Yeah, like they'll lace it with the duster whatever what's the purpose to get you addicted or just I thought it kills you like sinister. That's what I thought I thought when you touched it instantly It was gonna kill you like one grain remember the commercial said one one uh like a Like a what do you call it scoach? I don't know what what the terminology is for it like a little pebble of it I guess you say smidgen of it. Yeah, a little bit. There's some mush said it could kill that whole east coast remember that commercial

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