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The Rise Guys Podcast — YOU SURE YOU CAN FINISH ALL THAT FOOD?: HOUR THREE. Machine-transcribed; use the interactive transcript above to jump the player to any line.
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Ha ha ha. God, man. Look at her. I love his song. It reminds me him. Do I feel like I'm not sure to mind you, though? Ladies, not. My girlfriend's years ago. Yeah. Not the current set of girlfriends, but the former girl. I always had the same. Yeah. I don't unfriend people like you do. I don't unfriend people. I don't unfriend people. Yes, you do. Who? I don't know. I'm just picking on you. Oh, what's new? I do. You say they unfriend me. I'm not on you. Then again, I'm glad I'm not a woman. I keep saying it, but too much upkeep. When you have to go out with 14 people, I guess too much. That's fun. And I see these young girls do it because I live in a college town. And I like when there's 10 of you posing in a picture together, I'm like half of you ain't going to keep up with each other. One of you thinks the other one's a bitch and doesn't really like her. Oh my gosh. Well, you all don't know the dynamics of this group. Why would they go out with someone who's dating like a... Because women like to go out and like gangs, not pairs, gangs of other women.
Especially concerts, but I think that's probably a safety thing. They probably feel safer. Yeah. And especially if they're wearing cowboy boots, they'll drop kick the crap out of your legs. I've never tried to, you know. I was wondering if that happened to you. Like you were beat up by a bunch of... I'm convinced they do it now for pictures. That's why they all go out together. Hey girl, let's do that pose where we rub palms together and then kick our legs back. We'll rub cheek to cheek to... And box her face. Hey, she'll say something funny and then the 14th girl on the back who couldn't hear because she's so far away will also laugh like she heard it. Yeah. They always put the chunky girl on the end. And I know you're going to go through your Instagram look and see if you're the chunky girl if you're on the end, but they always do that and it makes me think like they want to cut you out of the pictures. Yeah. Yeah. Especially if you're in the... That's why I think the short girl's always getting the front bend over so you can't crop this out. I'm bend over here.
It looks awkward. It looks awkward. Shorty squirrels like they always knew their place. Nobody had to tell them. Once you get up front and kneel down. Can you imagine? You don't down little girl. Yeah. Don't hide my shoes over. But because the girls that are doing that are like rubbing asses together. Can you imagine if you took a picture with a guy and you're rubbing... No. No. I've already been to that. But also I can't imagine taking a picture with guys where we're laughing in the picture. We're just usually like OG that picture like... Yeah. Like model women do. Where they never... Model women never smile. They always... I hate them getting paid so much money to stand here and be a breathing mannequin. Another reason. I'm glad I'm not a woman because could you imagine if you were a guy and you walked up to your buddy that said, hey man did you get fake nuts? He's like yeah I got nut in place. You want to fill them? Yes. No. You want to squeeze them like Hannah? Yeah. You want to squeeze them? Check them out. It's in the squeeze. Wow.
Hold on let me grab mine and say it to that wow. They feel just like mine. You're not like mine. They're weird. They're weird. They're saying about people that have them. They want to feel mine because they're hard. I did not know this. This is a weird. This is so weird. Why do you want to feel mine? If you imagine if you had pushed up, I don't know where to like push them up and out. So they want to feel your testicles to see if they're soft or hard. Is it imagine if they were... Hannah, call for me. There we go. So laugh it or laugh it or joke. I forgot what I was going to tell you but it was a side track with a page dancing to the damn Beyonce. Well you knew what you were doing. You like it. Maybe when you said it, you're like this one's going to make you dance. I'm like so. What is he about to play here? I mean suddenly it's like he was like played the freaking trance version of single ladies. Oh my god. Oh I remember what I was going to tell you now.
She's a witch. You better be careful. Who is a witch? Beyonce. I was a nun. Oh yeah. I mean look, big time. Okay. I don't say who all meets at chantilly. It could be a bunch of different groups. So it's all I'm going to say. Is that value in my life, believe it or not? Yeah. I go to bury me in groove. So a new dance place. Where you dressed like an owl and then you set yourself on fire. I don't know. That's not fun. Yeah. You see there was a local story that happened over the weekend. And before I saw it on the local news, I saw it on TMZ. TMZ scooped the local news. Though I think they got a tip line set up for this specific guy to when he's in the news, to make news. But pain panic tears boyfriend or purported boyfriend at the time or ex boyfriend. Yeah. Was made the news because he was a wild wind cafe. I'm toxic. Oh yeah. Now the court is right up here. Oh, okay.
Yeah. Okay. For some reason, I didn't imagine like, I don't know who the guy is or whatever, but I know that kind of person, you know what I mean? Oh yeah. There are usually people who don't go outside of downtown at all. So I was like, but he ventured all the way to Woodruff Road. This dude's always got something going on. Goodness. Yeah. They were called to the restaurant at 9 o'clock for a reported assault when they arrived. They found several people involved in altercation and temporarily detained multiple people. So is that a guy that you'd recognize if you saw him on the street? Like no, because I don't know what he looks like now. I just wonder though if he was out and people like, you know, rumors are going around about everything that may or may not have happened. So I was wondering if that's maybe what started it. I actually know what I'll take it back. I did see it on TMZ, but I saw it from somebody who we know who knows him. We know somebody knows him. Yeah. Oh, I don't know somebody. And they shared the video. Oh my God. Okay. So evidently he was out with his brother too. And they got a little altercation.
He was detained by the police. I don't really know what all he was saying to the police. There were some people that saying, you know, he was saying certain things. So the arrest has nothing to do with the case. He was saying things to people in the restaurant and loud and intoxicated. And I think he punched somebody maybe. Oh, they have a quote actually. He said he was yelling at the police officers at the police leaked it when his girlfriend died. Wow. That's what the story is. The police leaked it. Like it's news, dude. Yeah. Like I don't know. Like do you think they were just to see thing. They were leaking aspects of like, is that wondered how certain pictures are going around? So how does so by TMZ having that video, what happens then? So does someone post it on their own like TikTok and then TMZ finds it and says, hey, look, we will buy this from you. Or does TMZ have agents all around that we just don't realize they're there? I know they solicit for tips and news. So I don't know if people are going to strike at him with it. It's interesting because something like whoever broke when she passed away and it popped
on TMZ. Obviously, we'd be the biggest payday in the whole situation. So they probably have people looking at social media now and making money. So that could have been maybe thousands, I'm guessing. So here's something. What if, because you know the world we live in now, what if a something like that was caught by a flock camera could flock then sell that to TMZ? You know, all the videos, you remember the videos that show Ellen DeGeneres is X. Oh, yeah, poor, not poor should the other one. I dang it. Who was it? Kiss you, pass away. And Hase. Yes. And Hase, driving so erratically, whatever, everybody's. So did they just really fast the new like the news and then TMZ and all these other people? Do they just like take that from the evidence and then replay it? Just like otherwise, like the police are giving some great content that is not, like I'm
saying it like as a taxpayer, we should be selling this to the damn news instead of just giving it to them. Obviously. Holy moly, if I just revolutionized the way it's done. Like it might have. Not at all. Absolutely. Because you know, they always want to, they monetize the balls off of a horror of buying things. Yeah. Plus what do they always say though? Transparency. Some of them will get fired if they release. Because I know that policemen and firefighters cannot take pictures of anything that's terrible, right? Right. They have been fired for that. So maybe the same thing would be if those cameras, there's somebody that maintains that. And if they release it, they're going to lose their job and get sued. I know they put a lot of stuff out about flock recently that's a, you know, look only people, certain people are allowed to use it. Mm-hmm. You have to sign in, per, you know, you have to have a case number before you can even pull some of this stuff up. But they've already shown, I think it was clawed.
You get it. They have some I hacked into it already. So they're not impermeable. And they're saying they're not supposed to keep the videos past 30 days or they change the storage rules or whatever. Yeah. There was an update to reports that broke today about how Hayden Penny's here passed away. They're saying that there was a fentanyl-laced oxycodone that she'd taken. God, we just talked about fentanyl. Yeah. It's terrible. Evidently, all the reports are saying that she had a dealer in Los Angeles and she got the pills from. She took them here, brought the pills with her here and then took the pills. How long had she been here? They would do this. They would. When it comes to green, even though greenville's grown like crazy, when a celebrity comes in here and eats at Applebee's or Hardies or wherever, it makes, when Mark Wahlberg goes in the target. Or if it goes along Horn and Clemson or wherever, like it becomes news.
But I never heard anybody say, hey, dude, you know, lives low-key and I had read that because she'd been in and out because they'd been together off and on for a bit. But I think in this particular case, she got the drugs and then flew here and maybe was here a day or two before she took it. Yeah. God. I mean, that's like reported by like major news outlets. And I'm still dumbfounded to why is it, like, is it, let me explain this the best way I can. So if it's something that too much of it will kill you, why would they do that to their clients? I can't figure that out. I can't figure that out. I can't figure that out. Why would you want to give him too much that would kill him? Because there's your business is done. Well, yeah, that case, he was buying so much that those doctors were like, okay, let's just take his money, which was awful, completely unethical. But so are people putting it like the people that make the pills, you know, not the companies, but like the people that are making these, you know, you make them get the pill forms
and you make your own, you know, people do that. Yeah. They sell it on Amazon, which is incredible. Amazon also sells counterfeit money, like, which is, which is, it makes no sense to me. Why would you even allow that? But are they putting it in there in a way to like screw over the cartels? So they, they, their customers will die because they're not doing it to give you more of a high. Are they? I don't know why they cut it with this. That's the same thing that happened in euphoria. They're going after, they want to go after wherever she got them from. I don't know if you remember the actor Michael K Williams. Yeah. Yeah. They went after his dealer, traced it back to him and he got 10 years. Oh, no, I'm thinking of Michael T Williams. That was Bubba and Forest Gump. Right? How was it? Michael T Williams. Now I just want to keep talking about shrimp the whole time. Cugging up. That's how easily I get distracted. Do you promise me on force? Coconut shrimp? I also need to remember his name, not Bubba Gump. It's the problem. I don't remember what was Bubba's name in the movie.
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That changed me. I wanna do this. I think it was more that one. Yeah. The last one. What is that? Not the first but the last. Yeah. How about the light and set it? Was he a twin? Were there, uh, Johnny's twin? I think. The Odyssey apps got you covered with all things, Rise Guys. Listen live and on demand to the Rise Guys on the Odyssey app. You're listening to the Rise Guys Morning Shop. No, no, no, no. No, no, no, no. You can think of payage for this one. No, no, no, no, no. What? She said these words earlier. I forgot the context, but she said, don't bring me down. And I immediately heard the song. I was like, ooh, I wanna hear it. It's probably when she was talking about, she never dated someone with Down syndrome. That's exactly what it was. I never said that. Because I made the joke. Hang on a second. You have? No. Okay. Not the, it's a bad thing, but I. Are you trying to say you wanna hook up with a hot dude with Down syndrome? I swear to God, an over one lives. I never said that. Well, you're gay.
You never not said it, though. And also. I'm not judging people. Not a gay. Not a gay. He gay. He said it is hot. Well, I mean, like, he's ripped up with that, but I mean, again, he's functioning with it. Like, is that cool? I've never dated a girl with it. Or a guy. So, how about that? I don't know this person. Oh, man. It's not dating that. I can't say that. I do have something interesting up here on the... I think, so there are rules on that, though. I mean, I don't know that they're like legal laws or whatever, but like, if you, if you... I think you have to... I also have it to us to date. I think. Yeah. You know what? I don't know. Why? I don't think there's any rules to that. Well, I didn't, I swear I said it. It's a legal law, but it's just one of those things where, you know, it's like, you know... Well, if you can live by yourself, right?
And you could function that way. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Man, I got that. I was at a police yesterday, and I got a hug from a girl. Yeah. Because she was obviously, you know, touched. Yeah. So, she said, you like you need a... She said, you don't like you needed one? I shouldn't be saying this. Dude, she thought you were E or... She said, I didn't say anything. I was just like standing there. And like the overall disposition. Yeah, that look on your face, like... Or... She likes big guys. Where are you at? Big facts. Don't say the name of the place, but like a restaurant or... I'm sorry. I'm not gonna guess restaurant. I don't know. I mean, that's a good guess. I'll say I was at a place called Stunken Ronets. Oh. Okay. We would go to Stunken Ronets. So anything other rental is... Something girl says, you look like you can use a hug. Oh, I'm like... That's sweet. I'm like, I don't know what kind of contact we should be having because... Somebody sees this. They're gonna think I was the aggressor. That's why you put your hands up. You accept the hug.
She did the... I hugged her back. Like, this little side hug. But you know, she kinda... I don't know if she heard what I said after her. Maybe she didn't know what I said. Oh, God. What did you say? What did you do? She said... You're so embarrassing. I got to rhyme it again when I said. So when she said, you look like you need a hug. I said... Oh, man. I said, yeah, I'll take a hug. But I really like a snow job. I swear to God, I said it. Just being funny and then she just kinda looked at me. Did not know what I was saying. All right. I think she thought something earlier. But the lady that was working there next... Her exactly what happened. She just looked at me. Oh, no. She shook her head. Back and forth. She thought you were... She thought I was... I was position her. Yes! That is... Exactly what it was. All of it was taking a hug from a special girl. Yeah, but what? It made a joke. Yeah, but the joke. I was... I don't know why I didn't, man. Really? Blue. Because I'm at the party. Really? Thank you. It's like I'm my own audience. If I know that like... It's like I can't pass the moment up. If I can say something funny or cringe.
And even if it's only me, here's it. I feel like I'm doing it for myself. Yeah. Like you gotta say this. Your inter- your inter-commentary. It's like I pop up on my shoulders and say, you gotta say this right now to this girl who doesn't know what this is. You're making everything wiggle and that scares me. Like... Oh, I mean we had a conversation week or two ago about like I think people with Down syndrome are like angels. Like I really do. Not even saying like I don't mean like they're not really alive or they're they have winged. I think that's right. It's like innocent people. Yeah. Just completely innocent and just like... Which is why I feel bad for saying what this is. Well, you probably, I mean, honestly. I mean, you're my boy and all of that. That would be a tough name. That would be a tough name. That would be a tough name. I don't know if like you guys would have heard it. Well, that's not. Listen. Oh my God, man. That would have pursued it. And you're entertained by the thought. I know it's like, man, you know what would be really funny. I pop up on my shoulder. It's a you know what would be hilarious right now is if you made a you know,
a moan joke. Yeah. Only you two were gonna hear. Right. And the lady standing across. Will you buy yourself or did you drive your family members into that? Because that would have been even worse. I'm not saying that. I'm saying. I'm saying, look, here comes the BJ joke. You're ready. I'm ready. So I have a product that's another name for Midget. So it's totally, I think you're even there. But they still sell a bunch. Yeah, they might. They'll say bunch. I want people to say I don't know you. So it doesn't get away from where they are. Again, you know what it seems to you. You got to seize the moment. That's not even what I was going to tell you. What are you going to tell me? Well, I got to come back and do it. I don't know because we're in that time. I've got some of the very interesting on a couple of different fronts. So you know when they send somebody to death, it doesn't happen often. Yeah. You rarely hear about their last meal. But we got a guy in Georgia who's going to die Wednesday. How low? And they released his request for his last meal. Which was approved. There are no limits on that, right? It's just weird.
Well, like who's like are we paying for? Look, I know it's hard decision to think of what's the last thing you're going to eat in the night. It's like the, I want to say it's California, but it's West Coast. But they passed this law and now where all the prisoners get iPads. Obviously, there's some things on there they can't get to or whatever. But they haven't like for learning stuff. That's a good thing. But there's freaking people out there that haven't committed crimes that can't afford them though. But they go in there and they get it to re-educate them. I think that's, I think you go in there and like you get like old food. You don't even get new food. Yeah, but I think it have people who've been a busy, so they don't turn to violent. But it's the same deal that they got with what they did with the border when they were letting folks come into the country. They gave me their a twitch or not.
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Yeah, but it's just the irony of that though. But then also, they're all going to be obviously surveilled like hell, everything they go to or whatever. But then it also makes sense. That whole thing we're talking about, they don't care about, you know, talking about the projects or just meal hills or just, you know, bad neighborhoods or whatever. They didn't give a damn about the water. They didn't care about the rotting floors and the, but they wanted them to have internet access. Now, think now why tracking tracking in the, I mean, I was gonna say that the places they would want to track more than any of them. At least from the inside out. Yes. See how they communicate because what happens in those areas, snitches get, uh, bitch, or snitches to stitches. Snitches get snitches get stitches. Yeah. That's what you're gonna say a lot of looking up happens. Why did I hit a gaffle just then? I had a court hammer.
Rob, can you do the court and judge this court hammer? When you get a, when he gets a text, that's what it does. The leaders of the V1 revolution, the rise guys, rise guys. Oh damn. For a perfect song for the all fair conversation. This is V1 Fred and the gas house. By the way, I have one quick update for you. So I did not misspeak. I blamed California. Not blamed, but I said, I think it's California that has the prison tablets. No, no, no. I stated you, you can't imagine. Texas. Oh, wow. Every eligible Texas inmate gets a tablet. It's not an iPad though. It's a, uh, a tablet by a company called Securus. S-E-C-U-R-U-S. What a private prison. No, yes. But listen, so they also supply, and it's of no cost to the taxpayer. They just give them to them. Now it's a tax write-off for them, obviously.
Yeah. But, and I just look this up, they can sell the data. Yeah, but what do you do? Dude, that's like a freaking psychological study right there. Like what are prisoners using their tablets for? Because everything will be seen. But, uh, also, Colorado is about to pass it as is Oregon. Where they're going to do the same thing, this same company called Securus, I guess, uh, technologies, which is a subsidiary of Platinum Equity, which you know Platinum Equity. Oh. Tom, uh, how crap, got on some pistons. Oh, I'm dying. Dang it. What's his name? It's Tom. Tom from the Pistons. I knew this. Yeah, that dude. Like, to me, I would have told you. Tom, pistons. Well, they stack guy. They're using it for smacking skin. Well, it's like, it's like... Tuck in the pud. Nobody's, no company's going to give away millions of tech to prisoners on board. Zombies. Gores, that's it.
Oh, okay. 10.6 billion dollars. Yeah. Yeah. I don't think they let them look at porn. No, they don't have internet access, but they have access to what they want to learn. Like, there's teaching apps on there. Yeah, that's what I was thinking. But then, like, hmm, that's interesting. What would they want to learn? And then, I mean, this, the data is so valuable. I don't find a way to communicate with this. Yeah, so maybe they're reading books. Yeah. Imagine what we do. I still don't think you get any kind of rehab for committing crimes. There's no act of, like, you know, like trying to figure out why you did what you did and try to get you better. It's just the place to keep you. Well, if they're not lifers and they can be rehabilitated, why don't you give them education? Speaking of lifers, you teased us a minute ago with the, I was not aware that we were about to, is it electrocution? Is that the mode of death for this man in Georgia? You know what? Let me see if it says that real quick. That's just, you know, some states are like you to pick.
And what a, you know, even with that, I think that's where I sound like a bar bearer. A bar bearing and a person bar bearer. Lethal injection. Lethal injection. Which people had, oh, that's an interesting other point. If it's a state where the victim or the victim, how bearer, the criminal gets to choose, I think the family gets to choose. That's cool. Oh, that's cooler. Maybe that should be the case because, you know, lethal injection, some prisons or some states when you're because of liability. But don't they allow the, do they allow the family to view it, though, right? Yeah, they view it. I don't think they can do it. I don't know what you want to watch. People from the media get to, it's like a lottery to get in there. Didn't you watch one page? I thought you watched it. I was going to do it, and I chose not to. I don't blame you. I don't see somebody telling. An electrocution there, right? The one that you were offered? I think it was gas.
Oh, yeah. It was either gas. I might give you PTSD every day. You were the gas chamber now. It was either gas or injection. Either way, they still suffer. And I don't want to say someone. You know, like, somebody had the lethal injection. You're like, I mean, yeah, yeah. Let's make it, let's make it non-harmful for them. Like what? I don't know. It was, it was probably lethal. Let's say if the, if the, it's like, hey. I, you know, I'm big talk and then when it came down to it, I don't know. Maybe tough to watch. But they, remember that they tried to inject the one guy and he didn't die because the concoction they had was not right. Then the company that made it stopped selling it to prison. Because in his, that, that in the family of the criminal soon went a bunch of money from state because they said that while he, yes, they were killing him. They also, also made him suffer because they didn't kill him like that. I believe so. God. It takes a while for them to die. So not only is he suffering with this, you know, miscarriage. Yeah.
So to speak, he had to pick another way to die. Yeah. Well, this guy in Georgia. Okay. So the guy, yeah. He's going to die Wednesday. You said the, the tease was you get to pick out your last meal, which I also think I, I think is why are we giving any dignity to stuff like this? Yeah, because. I don't understand that. This guy is going to, he's going to die Wednesday and I just have an o'clock. The fact that they scheduled it is just, I mean, that you know that's when you're going to die. Feed him Taco Bell lettuce. Or the old Taco Bell. Not to know. New one's good. Old one's bad. So he's in for a couple murders that happened in 2003. So he's going to, he sentenced to death and he, uh, they released his request for his last meal. And what I could tell is, right? And the last words he gets to tell people, what are, what do you think? Should read from the Bible. It was supposed to happen in the last December, but, uh, so he got a clemency, but, uh, are they considered his application? His last meal was the same. The governor didn't give him that. Are we supposed to guess the meal?
Well, I could tell you what it, dude, I don't, I, I've not seen this guy. I don't know how big he is. But it's a lot of, tell me his name. Well, if you're going out, you would probably not be able to think of just one thing that you wanted to try. His name is Stacy and Humphries. This is in Georgia. And, uh, yeah, I didn't know if you could like ask for one thing or two things. Let's go. We got like eight, nine things on his list. Yeah. Oh my goodness. He's a big guy. Oh, is he big? Exactly. I haven't seen him. It might make sense, but even like, okay, first on the list, I guess this would be the main course. Barbecue beef brisket. Which is a lot. It's a lot to eat. Barbecue is heavy on you. You don't really want to eat other stuff when you eat it. Pork ribs. That's also up there with it. Good. Lord. We're not done. Mr. Grains next. You know what? There are no sides on here. It's fun you mentioned that because they said he did alter his original request that he dropped coleslaw and cornbread.
So you left that, that, that off the list. We got Bacon Double Cheeseburger up next. Good Lord. What you know is loaded with all the fixings. He's really, he's trying to mess with the, the, the, the, the, like when you die, like your bow's release. That's what I was going to say. Now, I thought he was getting electrocuted. But it wouldn't be digested that fast though. Yeah. Well, unless how many hours is it the last meal before, is it like right before the, the, the, Did they time it that way? Because when you die, your body is going to release whatever. Yeah. Yeah. But if you get electrocuted, is it shoot out faster? Yeah. I'm going to do it. Did you have to explode? Maybe it's the thing. Bacon Double Cheeseburger gets to all. I didn't imagine if you get some diarrhea the day you died. I mean, that's why I'm saying they might have done it for that particular reason. So what do you got to have with burger? French fries? I got to have fries. That's on the list. Oh, that's a side kind of. Well, this might be another side. Buffalo wings. Doesn't say how many. Okay. Or how hot. If it's a year or how many sco-vills are on it.
Yeah. We still got four more things left. Good Lord. Did he save room for dessert? Oh, yeah. But before we get to dessert the last meal, I guess you could say last course, would be a meat lovers pan pizza. That's fine. What's that kind of blame on their extra cheese? Six, three, three hundred and five pounds. God. That's prior to that meal. All right. Wait, a lot more than that guy, but he's a little bit taller. So we get to the desserts. Butter pecan ice cream because evidently he's 80. Shut up. That was my mama's favorite. Well, I mean, she's an older person. Rest in peace. I get all the mouth nails. I have a, I have a, I have a, a, a, a banana split every day by the, the, the river of milk and honey. He's going to follow that up with peach ice cream. Ew. Ew, that's my favorite. Now, you're probably asking yourself, is he going to drink water for this whole thing? I mean, we've already asked for this much. You're going to drink no water. He's going to chase it down with two caffeine-free sodas, two liters.
That's the big thing, right? Like caffeine-free. Yeah. What's the, so he could take the gluten. But if you like, if you imagine if you put all those gluten-free things on there, like, yeah, I need this, everything. Yeah, sure. He likes. Kosher. But in all seriousness, this is your last meal. Now, you know, whatever he's done, you know, he did a couple murders. He's in there for that. So, but like, you know, this is the last food you're in the taste, ever. You can't eat it all. I guess you eat a little bit of something. But like, how close do you get to the clock where you just start kind of freaking out? So, you know, I, because this is going to happen. I thought you were going to turn into the question of what's absolutely going to sustain from answering of, like I'm talking in legal talk. Of, hey, if you're about to die, what would your last meal be? That seems like a TV station's Facebook question of the day. I tell you what, I probably pick most of his list. I'm just really well curious. See, if I'm about to die and I know this, I have zero appetite.
I mean, I don't know how. How could you eat when you're going to die? Don't know. But you feel like you owe it to yourself to like, try it, right? Just that I have a sample. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know what's going through your mind when you, he knows he's going to die Wednesday night at seven o'clock. That sounds like he's having like a, a, a victory dinner, like a celebration dinner or something. I'm just, I'm against letting him pick. The fact that they approved it. Should give him Limer Beans and liver. Nah, I, I, I, I, I, I, it, you picked, uh, ill. I felt bad for the damn, uh, uh, uh, person who's got to go get it or make it all. Yeah, what's the word I'm looking for? More tissue. There we go. Yeah. Now, let's see if you're picking up what I'm putting down. I agree with most of his list, but he picked the wrong burger. He went with the double, you would have went with the triple. Nah, I was going to say he went with cheese. Oh, you would have went with the first. Ha, ha, ha. That type of texture message to TRG and 800774 0093. Wonderful last clue. This is the rise guys' point.
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