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Thanks for listening to the Von Hesler Doctrine podcast. Follow the doctrine on YouTube, Facebook, Twitch, Instagram and Twitter for even more content. Our one of the Von Hesler Doctrine begins right now on your host, Eric Von Hesler. I got my friends with me, the Doctrine Ayers, Tim Andrews is here, Autumn Fisheries here, George Clark is here, Jared Yamamoto is here, and I'm here with my fresh new hernia. I'll just, well thank you, it's my first, and I've got plenty of, I've got 800 milligrams of ibuprofen rolling through my veins. God, you're all right, you're going to be going to get a little, a little like that ibuprofen high.

Why don't you get yourself like a half a glass of red wine. Oh yeah, just sort of kick back. You just a mellowed out, you know? Yeah, just take the edge off, the ibuprofen, sure. I found out those edges. You know, if I had wine, we don't have wine here, it's not, it's not one of those tech companies, you know, we have our own chef and there's a whole, oh yeah, the meals are free and we get the best wine. Now we're down here in the basement we like to call the radio industry. Hey listen, we've got a robot cafe here. And we got warm diet coke in the hallway. We are lucky for us. We can, we can, we can just go ahead and have that warm diet. I think that's for listeners. Oh wow, what did they come in and do? Only the best. Why didn't they take it with them to events, right Jared? That's right. Is that what happens? Is that why we see all the soda around? Yeah. And then nobody allows anyone that's on the air to drink the soda. No, no, no, no. No, don't, no. That's not soda. That's over you anyway. It is bad. I don't drink soda all that much. Even the diets, that was bad because what if that is the tricks you're brain and thinking that you really drink a sugar.

Thank you, thank you, Dr. Fo. You're welcome. Now I'll see you later. We appreciate it. By the way, according to Christina Edwards, you know, I like to start the show with a quick weather report. Relevant topic weather? Yes, I find it the, yeah, it is. It is. Everybody, everybody's dealing with the weather, right? The rain. One they tip. You know, we get the rain, but we also get the heat. We get the heat. We're out of the drought, right? That's the good side, right? We're out of the drought, but it's still hotter than hell. Never out of the drought. You can always use more. You can always use a little more water. Unless it's flooding. Yeah, then you want less. Then less. But only then. You're still not out of the drought, though. For some strange reason. According to Christina Edwards, not done with the 90s yet as sweat-temper continues. I hadn't heard it referred to as sweat-temper before, but suppose, so this is the ninth, right? The month, correct. September. September ninth. Supposedly, this is usually, I suppose, I think this is usually like where the break happens.

And we don't usually get 90-degree days after this, but I think we're going to get a few more. According to Christina Edwards. We're very lucky. I was reading through the article and she went to some meteorological stuff and my brain got wet. It got technical imboiling. Yes, no, not boring, but I just, you know, I didn't have all that time. And I used words like sweat-temper. Yeah, I mean, that words. Thank you, Christina Edwards, that drew me in. So, it's like, you know, you talk of my language. But then he started getting into the difference between the meteorological autumn and the actual autumn. The actual autumn that's here and then the other date that's autumn. And I got confused, but all we need to know is we're going to have some more 90s. And we usually don't have more 90s. But you know what, I missed the 90s. It was a fun decade. It was a fun decade. Well, it was the last one before all-out war for the rest of my life. Remember the 90s where we had like, we had a good time. We enjoyed everything. You certainly did. You had the 30th. I had the 30th. I had the best in both worlds. I had a great economy and I had a little chicken inside. That's right.

That's right. You were doing well if it was doing well. So, I don't mind a few more days in the 90s because it reminds me of the 90s. And that great show full house. Boy, TV just hasn't been as good sense. Uncle Jesse, is that his name? I don't know. I've never seen one single episode. I just know that autumn and Greg grew up on it. I don't know about you, Jared. You're a little young. I watched a little bit of it. Yeah. I watched it on reruns. I did. Okay. On Nickelodeon. And did you think this is one of the greatest TV shows of all time? I feel like full house for another generation was like the Brady bunch to my generation. Yeah. You can't look back at it and go. It was a great show. But for some reason, it just felt comfortable and great to watch when you were a kid. And then when you're older, you're like, I'm going to go back and watch one of those. You, Autumn, you're a full house kid. You. I'm talking to you. All right. Yeah. Stan still, Latti. What happened to those Olsen girls? They're. Oh, they have a jewelry. I saw one.

Oh, okay. I think that they sell maybe some clothing. I can't remember. But if you look them up, they wear like the most giant, oversized clothing and they're constantly smoking. Really? Yeah, it's great. I see lots of, probably not great for them. No, it's not great for them, but it's fun to see. Like, wow, you guys. They just got tired of being objects of desire. Is that it? Objects of desire. They haven't been that since they were 18. Yeah. But I mean, how? They can only, what are they? Forty mousers. I think they're late 30s or 40s. Yeah. I mean, that's not exactly old. Yeah. I just remember after they were like 18, and they're like, hey, Olsen twins. They're 18. Oh, that's just weird. Yeah. I'm clean. I told you, I've never seen one single episode of full house. You didn't watch any of their movies. I came out of the video. Did they make movies? Did they make movies? Yeah. They made them money. They made a ton. They made movies? The one that pizza. Put it on the pizza. Yeah, there's a slow-down version of that. Yeah, so there's a song where it's like, for some reason, in this little story of their

movie, they're all singing about pizza. And people online slowed it down, and it's great. Oh, it's so okay. So these are movies with them. They're not full house movies. This is them. No. Because the thing about, I... It's like they're detectives instead. Yeah. When they started to get famous, you know, when full house was... And I was like, you know, in my late 20s and 30s. And I was just... All. I was living my life. I wasn't watching, you know, these shows. I thought that they were both on the show. It's like the Olsen twins. I didn't realize they both played the same character. And because of, like, children's labor laws. Right. They would have to switch them out so that each one didn't do more than, like, three hours or something. I didn't know that until just now. Oh, there you go. You see? We learned something. I thought there were twins on his full house. Yeah. Well, you know what? There were twins eventually on full house, but those were Jesse and... Oh, okay. That was getting to the part where nobody kids. Yeah. People want to know about Mary K. and Ashley. They did step out for a low-key NYC outing last night. Oh, what did they... What are they?

A couple now? Sounds like they're being... I mean, I think it's weird, but twins stay, like, you know, always doing things together when they're 40. And so you understand when you're a kid, because it's... Usually, if you're not in twins and you have more than two kids, like, you have four or five kids in the family, the two kids that are, like, in the closest to the same age will be the closest kind of growing up. If there's, like, a three-year gap between you one way or the other. So it's understandable that twins, obviously, born together at the same time, as children are going to kind of be like that. But I'm always... I'm a little weirded out when you meet, like, 42-year-old twins. And they're still like, hey, we dressed... We dressed the same. Yeah. I don't know. I think there's something going on at this... You made the same woman. Yeah. At some point, you got to, you know, along for your independence. And I don't know. You know, you start out slowly. If you're girls, you know, one day in your mid-30s, I dress mostly the same, but have a different color bow in your hair.

Start slow and then woon yourself off of each other. And go out and live your own life unless you're, you know, conjoined. That's why it's always so weird when you see, like, one set of twins is up marrying and other set of twins. You know, they're the stories every year. Oh, it's relatable or something. No, that's weird. Well, it is weird. And then we all have that. We all wonder about one thing. Oh, yeah. There's a lot of them. If they're any mix-ups. Well, there are those... I mean, I think they're doing it for, maybe, clout or clicks and things. But they're these... I think they're British. Those two twin women and they married one person. Like, one of them married one. But they kind of sleep. They're a thrupple. They switch. The coolest guy ever. Yeah. They're a first big and the coolest guy ever. I tell you that I have, you know, I'm not saying he did. It seems like a bad... I don't really hate. But as close to it, like, as far as the cultural phenomenon, the whole Andrew Tate thing is never... I was like, oh, just look at him.

Anytime I see guys who wear coats that are one size too small to show off their arms and then they're wearing sunglasses and they're smoking cigars all the time, I can't stand that. Whether it's the Tate brothers or anyone, even like radio people. Hey, we're smoking cigars and we're in Vegas. And I just always hated that kind of like manhood thing. So I've never, like, from afar. I've just always known that the Andrew Tate is just... Well, you can say a goofball, but really, he just made a bunch of money off of getting, like, 17 or 18-year-old boys to sign up monthly to learn how to be a man or something. But I always expected that Andrew Tate, because I never heard him speak. I always expected that he had a very commanding, you know, because all things, I'm a man. And I'm in control. And I was watching a little essay, a documentary on YouTube about it this morning. And I heard him speak for the first time. He's really kind of melee-mouthed.

I can't go in, guys. It's not quite that high, but it's not so different than that. I was really kind of surprised. Like, how could be taken by this? But the busting of him was that he says he's worth $700 million, but they ran the numbers and he's only worth about 15. Oh, so... Most people will be like, well, 15, I'll take it. But apparently it wasn't enough for them. So, yeah, I'm just looking at that, I think, you know, how could any woman be attracted to Andrew Tate? Like, how? It's got money and status and no. But I mean, you still got to, you got to, at some point, you're hanging out. You know, there's going out, there's the sex part. But then there's always, you know, in a relationship, there's that just kind of hanging out part. Like, pillow talk with Andrew? Yeah, who the hell would want to hang out with that guy? So, do you have any brothers or sisters?

I hate the priser. What do you do? Yeah, see, let's shut up and have sex. Okay, you can grab it, help me. Shut up. Shut up. Yeah, yeah. And, uh, let's just... Guys, just how you do it. You just get it over with quickly and then tell them to go away. Yeah, I was kind of exposed to the first time. Like, I know what he's about, but just to his whole pitch. And, this whole thing where, if somebody's listening who's maybe between, you know, I don't know, 18 and 30. And, they're into these influencers. Can I tell you something that I know for a fact? People who actually genuinely have money don't go on video and show you their money. Yeah. Because if you actually have money, you'd rather most people kind of not know. You know, hey, here's my five foraris. And, and here's my home address. Come steal them from me. Usually, people who actually make money don't really flaunt it.

The people you see flaunting it are, you know, leveraged in debt, you know, something like that. Because it means something about their image. But, you know, Jeff Bezos doesn't do videos where he, hey, hey, see all my cars? Yeah. He doesn't do that because you know that he genuinely has money. Anybody that you see, any influencer you see that's showing you, like Andrew Tate, it was this collection of watches and all this kind of stuff. It's like, it's almost certainly BS. Now, Andrew Tate did make money because he had his Ponzi scheme kind of thing where I didn't realize how he did this. It's so obviously a pyramid scheme. So, if you join his University of Manhood or whatever the hell it is, the hustler's university and then he changed it to something more normal. But the idea is he gives you like, he pays for his people. Like he gives you like half of the revenue if you get into a certain level.

And then if you bring in five, more or ten more, then you get a cut of theirs. Which is basically a pyramid scheme. So, you have to keep on getting people to come in. The thing about that kind of pyramid scheme is that there's always more gullible people when you're world wide. So, he probably could have kept a scam going on for quite some time. But man, it's really something that these people go, it's like the guy who just was found guilty of two-pots murder. Oh, bragging about it. Going on podcast, talking about it, writing a memoir about it. And you know, with this Andru Tate, he's out there just that I'm doing this and I'm doing that. There must be something about being on camera that makes them feel invincible. Like you're not going to come after me or if you're on a podcast, why don't you basically admit to murder that you had gotten away with for a couple of decades?

His whole life changed. Well, not have the same life that he had before. Yeah, because he decided to go tell people, hey, yeah, it was me. Who does that? I don't know. I mean, I understand when the kids talk about clout chasing, but why would you want that clout? Should have taken the Olsen twin approach. That's right. Baggy overalls. The plot is a cigarette. The plot is a cigarette. Yeah, it's a cigarette. Did you say you thought the Olsen twins were a billionaires? I think they're very wealthy. I think they're very wealthy. And they also, I think one of them is married to someone very wealthy. The ex president of France is a twin brother or younger brother who's just like him that was dating one of these Olsen girls. Oh, so they're close. There is that. Yeah, didn't he go to prison or something? That guy did, but not the brother. No, no, no, I think that the ex. If you're twins, then you both have to go to the ex. Well, that's how it's actually the way that it should be. As if your twins, you should be able to swap out like I'll do six months. Oh, yeah.

Then the other one will do six months. Don't never know. Just come and try to say. Yeah. What are you showing up in orange? That would be a clue. And the point at each other. It's him, not me. Olivia Sarcosi was married to Mary Kate Olsen for six years before they got divorced in 2021. So that was probably quite a, yeah. What was I reading about somebody who said no to a prenup? The little lemon to you. Yeah. Was that a mistake now because they're getting divorced? And he's going to lose half of his billions. Oh, he said no to a prenup. Ah, you know what? I don't know that I can be completely against that. I just don't think that starting out, I know it. You know, if you're a billionaire or close to it or whatever. You'd be an idiot not to. I know, but is that marriage? I have suggestions. If you're protecting yourself from the person that you're standing in front of others and saying for better or worse, those words are for better or worse. Well, you like, if you say, yeah, well, not that bad. If it gets that bad, I'm protecting myself.

It just kind of seems to go against it. But then again, logic. I mean, I would think that I would be talked into it if I had that kind of money and I was getting married because people come to you. The lawyers come to you and go, look, I know you love her. And she loves you. And everything's wonderful. But you know, like 50% of marriages end in divorce. And they all think they're in love when they go to the altar. So because of logic, I could see myself being talked into it. But then I would think maybe I'm too rich to get married. Maybe I should just date people. You know, because it's not real marriage. If at least for the first year, you're not completely bought into it. Yeah, then you get disappointed. Like after the years. I think it's one year. No, I mean, but if you're making arrangements for how you're going to get out of the marriage if it should come to that before you walk down the aisle, it just seems odd to me. You're setting yourself up for failure. Well, I mean, or maybe you just don't really believe in marriage.

If marriages don't work, it should be because the two people believed in it wholeheartedly. And then they got into it and it just wasn't what they thought it was going to be or whatever. And they go their separate ways. Should there be Alamoni laws and things like that? I mean, I think Alamoni, I don't know that it should be, now first of all, for children, obviously. There should be, you should have to take care of your children. As far as partners go, I think it should be case by case. I don't have any problem with Jeff Bezos. Why if getting half his fortune? Because when they were doing that out of a garage, she was there. She was helping them. They were working on it together. If you have put, let's say you get married when you're 20 and you are 22 or whatever. You've got some kind of college degree and you could have gone off and made money, but you made a decision. You know what? He makes money too. I'll stay home and I'll build the family in that way. And then like he just starts, once she turns 42, he decides he's in love with his secretary. Yeah, I think she should because she didn't pursue the things that she could have pursued.

Should it be automatic? I don't know about that. She got her cupcake shop. That's right. That's right. I love it when the wife of a really rich person decides, you know, I want to feel some value too. And then the husband or can go the other way around. I suppose the husband might want a cupcake shop. Let's not be inside this here. Comic bookstore. Something along that kind of thing. A Pokemon. Yeah. Facebook, our shop. Yeah, something along those lines. But what happens is they're like, oh, I want to feel value too. They make it available. They're like, okay, you're going to do your hand weaving basket shop or whatever it is. But they never work out. And the reason they never work out is because all of, we're going to say her for now, because this is the example I'm using. All of her friends are in her social strata. And so running a business is difficult. And then what all the girls are going to Spain for a month? Yeah, it's just close this, close this basket shop down.

I want to go party with my friends for a month. Hey, you know what? If life is good to you, accept it. You know, if you've got a spouse that's out there breaking their back, making a ton of money, and you get to live the lifestyle from it, just accept it. Don't be like, well, I want to be known for something too. I got news for you. 30 days after your dad, nobody knows. A Southern living. Nobody. Nobody knows about you. 30 days after your dad. Unless you're a president or a king. Or something like that. You're not going to leave your mark. You got people do it all the time. These rich people. This is the reason they put their names on hospitals and stuff. They want to be remembered. It's just really silly. Why do you want to be remembered after your dad? What does it mean to you? You're not even there to enjoy it. I don't understand that at all. I think for the rich spouse that Mary's in to somebody who is super successful for them, if they create like the cupcake cottage or whatever it is, or cupcake shop is, if they get in Southern living or any of those different types of things, or any of those different things, they will take that with them when they pass on.

Stop chasing that. That's what I'm saying. Look, if you're a spouse and the other person in the relationship makes the money, and it's a lot of money, and you get to live it, you know what? Be a good person. Hey, go work in a soup kitchen once a month, whatever. But accept the fact that you want the lottery. This whole idea, I want to make my mark. No one makes their mark. That's the joke. That's the joke of it. If you, everybody alive now, if you transported back to Atlanta in 1975, it would be a whole different group of people who are important, moving, shaking, making the city what it is. So, and they were like the biggest mode, they're on top of society. You know, you know, Maynard Jackson, Ted Turner. There's a few names, remember, because of the civil rights movement being here. There are a few names, but I'm telling you, 50 years from now, nobody's going to know these names. I realized that when I looked at an intern, when I was like 37 or 38,

and I mentioned Johnny Carson, and they looked at me with a blanket stare on their face. I was like, really already? America went to bed every night with this guy. And now we're like 10 years out of his death, and nobody remembers. I wasn't even 10 years, but he'd been not been on the air at that point for like 15 years. And like, the next generation coming up, blank stares. Who? What have I got no letter in now? Exactly. Hey, people, you have to explain who Prince is to people. So, look, if Prince didn't make his mark, if Johnny Carson didn't make his mark, just go with your stupid, rich girlfriends to Spain and hang out on a super yacht, and just smile and accept the fact that you won the lottery. Well, the news just keep getting better and better. 15-year-olds are reading, calculating, and reasoning worse than ever.

So, according to organization for economic cooperation and development, they do this study that they've done for many years. This isn't just America, and AI apparently is making it worse. The assessment covered more than 760,000 students representing about 33 million 15-year-olds across 91 countries and economies found that average performance across OECD countries was the lowest recorded so far in all three core subjects. Science, reading, and mathematics. Apparently, parents worldwide have decided, you know what, we're smart enough. No need to pass it on. Well, you know, my kid needs to know that it's all about them. It's all about them, and my goodness, you're on personal story and your own personal journey. Isn't that way more important than being able to reason? I think so. Figure out things, solve problems. What happens in 50 years when all the engineers and stuff that we have that have built everything are gone?

AI, I'll take care of it. Well, that's the thing, and they found that AI is just making all of this worse, because it's like having a calculator. You know, I saw it this explained today. I'm terrible because I watch a bunch of things that I like to give my sources, but I watch so many different things that sometimes I get confused about the sources. You get the credit where credit is to you? I like to, but I just don't. So, apparently, with, like, I brought this up a long time ago, the danger of AI is that it's a calculator for everything else. I don't remember learning how to read. It just happened, but I was always terrible with math when I was a kid. So, what do you give me a calculator and give me a problem? As long as I can figure out the calculator, then I can tell you the answer. What I can't do is tell you why. I have no idea why that is the answer. I had no developed, no mathematical skills to get me to that point, and I dropped out early.

But my understanding is, even in schools with calculators, you really, really, really bring them in late in your schooling. Like, they teach you how to solve the problem internally, and then later on, the calculator comes into play as the problems get more and more difficult and varied and leveled. Problem with AI is to bring it into schools and kids are able to get the grammar right, and they have absolutely no idea why, because they never worked it out in their head. And it's going to be an awful kind of future, especially by the way, with everybody going on and on about how America has to dominate the 21st century, look out for China, China and Singapore did the best. Everybody was a little bit down, however, but China and Singapore did the best. And this is the one thing I know for sure. You're going to dominate the 21st century through brains, not bombs. Hey, how about that for a bumper sticker?

Yeah. Brains, not bombs. But that's how it's going to happen. And the brains would have made the bombs. You think education is expensive? Try ignorance. Yeah, that's a good one too. That one used to be on professors, bumpers. Yeah, I mean, it's, it really is a society that does not take the time to educate their children. Well, there's no other conclusion. They simply don't give a damn about their children. I mean, you can't, you can't give your child more than providing a good education so that they can reason figure things out. I mean, what's it like to be 33, 34, 35 years old and you just, you know, reading is difficult for you and just any kind of ability to work through a problem. So that's a problem. Yeah, sure. Yeah, yeah, yeah, George. It's just as George, you know. So I, it's, but it's worldwide. And because of AI and social media, you to learn takes time.

And everything that we're throwing at our kids gives them a shorter and shorter attention span. You simply cannot deeply learn anything quickly. And so we, it's our fault, you know, we've ratchet it up to the point to where it's like that dopamine drip of a doom scrolling and education is going to compete with that. I remember when I was a kid, I was like, what, every kid's like, why do I need to do that? You know, you don't realize that you're not thankful most kids. I mean, some kids are like super studious, but most kids are not thankful for the education they got until their adults, because then they realize, oh, I didn't, I didn't necessarily need to know that thing in particular. They taught me, but by figuring that particular thing out, it worked this muscle between my ears in such a way that I was able to apply that kind of process, learning how to learn.

This is what's going to be lost with AI. Now, you can say, yeah, but in the future, AI is going to solve all these problems. So no one needs to know this stuff. Eric von Hesser has good career. He's terrible at math. You used to calculate her. So the same thing will be true. Just roll it over. But here's the problem with reading comprehension and all of this. You become easier to manipulate if you are not educated. And the people who, the politicians and the people who run society recognize that. They're not stupid. They know that. And they know that you're a sitting duck. And they know that you'll believe anything. You got the wide receiver for Pittsburgh Steelers. Oh, DK Metcalf. Yeah, he's like an interview in the athletic or something. And he's talking about how he believes that people live inside the earth. What, and that makes you stupid. Well, it thinks you, unless you show me evidence, I'm always open to new evidence.

But it's this whole antartick of the thing. Do you know about this? He's too much YouTube. He says it's another world housing a secret civilization inside the earth. So the whole earth there. Yeah, it's too much YouTube for that guy. What is the, but that's the thing. You should be able to watch YouTube. And you should be able to be exposed to all kinds of ideas. If you've been taught how to think critically, you know how to put every idea on trial. Right? Before you adopt it for yourself, any idea, it doesn't matter what it is. Before you see it, you have these three or four or five things. Every idea got to jump through these hoops and make it through to the other side. Before you yourself take it seriously. And then you have to have the ability to go, man, that would have been fun if it was true. But, you know, it didn't, it didn't hold up to my logic. So therefore, it can't be true. So DK Metcalf and anybody else who believes this needs to understand.

It's not on us. You know, you can't prove a negative. It's not on us to prove to you that people don't live inside the earth. Because we're not making the assertion that they are. So the way it works is you're the one declaring that you believe it's true. So what that means is it's 100% on you to provide evidence. I've heard him back it out. Oh, really? Yes, true. He says things like think about it. Or, well, I believe it. Yeah, which makes it, yeah. Why would you believe something like that? You could say this is interesting. This is worth looking into. I want to find out more about this. It says in the athletic that he likes to do. But I believe it. Is he a football player? Yeah, he plays with a skewer. He's a PT. Oh, now. Yeah. Well, he's only 28. He likes to talk to Aaron Rogers about it. And he's been playing forever. Yeah, but I get what you're saying and maybe he does. But I'm awful lot of people who aren't football players believe this exact same thing. That's what he's following. Yeah, George doesn't have it. Yeah.

George believes it. I was going to say it's not the young that are pushing this idea. It's also like every generation is thought. I didn't say it was young. I didn't say it was the young. I'm saying. I'm saying. I'm saying. You're implying that it's because of poor education. Yeah, well, wouldn't you? Wouldn't you? No, because it's been happening before poor education. No, it happens. No, yes. There were always people who will fall for things. But we have much, we have people who are louder than ever. The flat earth theory has been around all my life. It's never been promoted the way it's been promoted in the last 15 years. Maybe because there's a platform not a promoter. Sure. I understand that. So make the better argument. Tell me that critical thinking does not hurt you as you grow older. You will buy anything if you don't know how to think critically. That's been proven over time. If you don't know how to put an idea to the test and say, no, there's a logic over here. And always at the same time, you keep your mind open to new evidence. Even after you put things to the test and logic tells you, well, this is, this seems to be the obvious answer here.

Then the next step is you have to not cement that. And like many, many scientists do this. You know, they get married to a theory. Once you've gotten through that test, then in your mind, you're always, I'm open to any new evidence. I'm open to any evidence whatsoever that people live inside the earth. I would be highly, highly surprised if I saw some that was convincing in any way. But everybody doesn't have to be a scarler scholar. And everybody doesn't have to go to Harvard. But if you don't know how to put ideas to the test of logic, and you don't know how to think critically, that's how you find yourself in the middle of a political movement that ends up being disastrous. That's how, that's why Andrew Tate did really well with 15-year-olds. Because they don't know how to think critically. But if you get to 35, and you still don't know how to think critically,

someone who wants to control you or exploit you will have card blotched to do that. Because they just have to tell you a story that convinces you. And it's easy to convince you because you have no idea how to put ideas to the test. Now it's thinking about it early. Because this is a story about this guy at Anthropic Quit, 27-year-old researcher who specializes in training new AI models. The headline is, Anthropic Insiders warn AI could kill all humans within like a decade. There's a 10% chance. 10%... wait, I had a 90% chance they won't. Let's look on the bright side. Come on, I said I'll doom and blot! Yeah, come on! That's 90% of good news right there. Yeah, 10% chance is gonna rain. I'm gonna still go to the pick line. I'm not taking my umbrella. No way! This guy, 27-year-old researcher. I might work hard to choose though. Well, you know, better safe and sorry, right?

27-year-old researcher who specializes in training new AI models said Tuesday, he's leaving the company Anthropic because he doesn't want to participate in an industry-wide rush to build AI systems that can improve themselves. That's the generative part. Which they're claiming this new thing from chat GPT does. But I know there's a lot of questions about that, whether that's hype. But if once it starts to be able to improve itself, then it's a little bit out of control already. Like it's not taking orders from humans anymore. And I just love that some people on the inside of the industry fear that we might be building something that will kill all humans. But of course, we won't stop building it. We have to be China. We gotta be China because then they'll be able to kill all the humans rather than us. And we want to, if all the humans are going to die, damn it, we want America to have that technology. I mean, who's going to fight back after all the humans are gone? I don't know. Somebody with American technology. So, there's an analogy because all of these things are about, well, there's just too much money to make.

You know, we've invested all this money. We can't ever think about this. We can't stop and look at it and take a deep breath. We have all the evidence that smartphones destroy teenagers. There's too much money, too much money being made. Throw it at them, throw it at them. We know that gambling is horrible. Get it in teenagers' hands, get it on the phone, give them incentives because there's money, money, money. And with all this technology, it's really kind of like if you were living in a village and you got this report, like something comes in, if they're back in the days of the town, cry or something, somebody comes in and says, hey, there's a serial killer. He's murdered 60 people and he's on our way to our village. But he's also got a lot of money in his pockets. So, I think we ought to invite him in and see what he has to say. He's very, very dangerous. There's no doubt. But he also, he's worth like $50 billion.

Kill him and take him on. Good for local economy. It's got it all in the bank though. We got to befriend him. Oh, chop his hand off. It's just finger play. But it really is like we're just, and what they're really worried about, the folks that are in this that care about this sort of thing, is biological weapons and recipes and the ability for an AI rogue thing to go out and just decide to put information in, and then more than just the information, you know, how to do it, how to, whatever. And then you end up in, you know, biologically with, you know, maybe, you, all technology has two sides, right? There's the helpful side and then there's the downside. There's the pros and the cons. Starting with the harnessing of fire, you know, you could cook food. You could cook food. Finally, keep warm, keep you warm. You could, people didn't get diseases from eating raw food anymore. But third degree burns went way up.

Burnhouse. So, you know, it starts there. There's always, but we, I fail to remember the debate. That's the thing that gets me over all of these things. I fail to remember the time that in this country, we're like, hey, this technology is what do we think about it? I don't remember our representatives having, you know, great debates about the pros and the cons and how we as a society. The only thing that's driving this is profit motive. And I'm a capitalist. I'm all for profit motive. But, you know, we have in the past regulated certain items because they, they're, you know, cars are quite helpful. They're also very dangerous. So, we have conversations about that as we were, as we were leaving the horse and buggy and having to change our cities over to the vehicle to the car. There were more conversations about that. Well, the upside is better than the downside.

Yeah, a lot of people are going to get trampled. I mean, more people will be run over than used to be trampled by horses. But on the other hand, look at this. So, the upside is, but there's no conversation anymore. It's just that Mark Zuckerberg, Elon Musk, Peter Teal, who else? All these people are, they've got the most power and they're in technology. Technology drives innovation. And so, they're going to decide what the future is. And it's all going to be driven by the fact of the profit motive. And that's fine. That's fine. I'm not saying that that's something that's thrown out. But we should be thinking about it. Nobody, how, you know, the data centers is what people care about because they come into their area. They take up a lot of resources. And after the construction is done, the little secret is there aren't a lot of jobs. It's not a factory building cars. Yeah, you get jobs, construction jobs while they build them.

So, people are having a backlash more to that than actual AI. Because most people don't understand it. I don't really understand it. Maybe it'll be the greatest thing that's ever happened. That's why the civilization inside Antarctica is perfect. That's why we, you know, what we're all... We are laughing at DK Metcalf now. And we're going to be following him to the Antarctic to get inside the Earth. Once the AI gets on the leaves to try to kill us all. Hour two of the Von Hesler doctrine begins. Right now. So Trump has arrived in Dallas for the first ever GOP midterm convention. To the Dems ever do this, I feel like maybe they did once or something in my reading. Somebody look it up. I don't remember. I'll check. First time for the GOP. Backed house. Yeah, yeah. Considering that each house member had to pay $25,000 to be there.

Well, we need that money for the Senate races. You do get the plus one, what did I think? 1982, the Democrats had a midterm convention. So recently. Well, I just, I don't remember them in my lifetime. But I had in reading it, reading about this midterm, it did seem like they were letting it out there that these things have happened from time to time. Actually, not a bad idea, especially if you're the party in power because you're always going to lose seats. It's not, you know, theoretically, it's not a bad idea to, you know, after Labor Day get a rally going and get people excited to go to the polls and talk about all the things that you've done. It's like a halftime break. You get together a rally. You try to make sure that everybody is aligned with the messaging. Sure. Go back out there and win it. But the problem is a lot of Republicans may not be saying this. Some of them are. They're worried because they couldn't find speakers for both nights. So Trump's going to speak on both nights. I guess tonight, JD Vance is the big speech, right? And then Trump gives a, that's the idea. He said something or other.

We've defeated Iran so bad that they think the war's still going on. And then tomorrow night is his big speech, I guess, but he'll be speaking on both nights. On a Thursday. Well, beyond that, they're opening up against the two opening nights of NFL football. Tonight is a rematch of the Super Bowl teams. And tomorrow is the, I don't know, it's got to be the first time they've ever done anything in Australia. That's imagine Americans have dreamt for so long of paying this much for fuel and gasoline. No, I think what they're worried. We're doing so well. We are. That they can afford it. We're hoping it gets up to five. With the hottest. What what Republicans, some of the recorders are saying, but many behind the scenes are, they're just worried that it's going to turn into him talking about the helipad that he's, that he's. People do love the helipad. It's beautiful. Nobody cares. Nobody best one that's ever been there. I mean, yeah, it's beautiful. What is beautiful that goes without saying. And then going on about the ballroom for a ballroom that we're allowed to make and continue making because the people have asked for it.

Yeah. Yeah. The J.A.K. ballroom. People have wanted it for years. I'm going to call it that. You're a kind of KJ of KJ of KJ, junior ballroom. A fellow New Yorker. Well, yeah, fellow New Yorker killed by Hillary Clinton. All right. I'm surprised. She was she, did she, uh, did she, uh, did she, uh, did she, uh, did she. She had her. She had her minions, put the ball in. You know, a good gas in it to knock him out. Everybody knows this. He would've been the senator. She kills him. Get him out of the way. She wins it. I don't like by that. He was not very good. Oh, Jon was going to win again. Well, he was not a very accomplished. Did she beat the monitor or did I think she beat, uh, didn't. She beat the monitor. Or was that modern hands? That was more. It was Moynihan seat. Yeah. So what a demoto in it. Right, right. I would get really getting into 90s. Yeah. New York, New York state. Uh, right. Right. New York state senators, senators, senatorial races. People appreciate that.

I believe it was Daniel Moynihan seat because that's the one that's like the carpet bagger seat. Yeah. That was the one RFK had. Like New York has the seat that they're, hey, if you want to come here from anywhere else. Right. I'm going to live here for six months and, and be our senator. Uh, you know, it's, they used to joke that Massachusetts had three centers. Exactly. Yeah. It was a. No, sorry. It was Moynihan seat and she beat Rick Lazio. Oh, that guy. Remember, he was a weirdo. Yes. He was like this guy was, he, uh, so he starts Hillary has her big thing. I remember this living in New York state at the time. Uh, she has her big thing in New York City. And then the next day or something, he goes out. He's got all this energy and he starts to run across the street. Trips over his own two feet and I believe bloodies his nose. Oh, no. So I was like, I was like, that is the worst opening of a campaign that I've ever seen in my life. I don't get, I believe he actually bloody just knows. So, uh, she didn't have much competition on that one. But, uh, yeah, this, is anybody going to be watching tonight? And if they are, you know, if you go to, you know, I'm, I know, I'm not even being political now.

I'm just as a reviewer. The, uh, the July 4th speech was a bit of a drag. I mean, whether you agree with them or not, when Trump is on, he can get a crowd going. But then he, if he gets into his, uh, well, yeah, yeah, the weave. Yeah, you know, he cheats on his wife, the other lady. Yeah, we got new horrible jerks from New England. New England Patriots, you're a big fan of the New England Patriots. I was. I like him. I don't like the cheating in the, oh, yeah. You're, you're a patron spani. You have a problem with cheating that seems kind of odd. Yeah. It kind of comes with the terror. You know, I didn't think that come to the White House. They did right there. Uh, they come to the White House tonight. George Clark. Look at him. Arnold or whatever. Sam Darnell. This is going to be difficult to watch. I think it's only C-Sman showing it. Well, everyone gets C-Span's. It's a difficult. I mean, because most people, I don't know what to get. I don't know what to get. Everybody gets it. People have no idea where the house is. I know. I have to look for it. But if you're a political junkie, you know where it is. You want to watch a book talk.

C-Ox did not go to the White House. Yeah. They said it not to be. No. Sam Darnell's a loser. So you don't like that. I don't like him. Uh, so it's so that on C-Span compared to the NFL game on NBC. No, it's got to be somewhere on YouTube. It'll be on YouTube. It'll be on, uh, you know, mega America, rumble, rumble. It'll be all over rumble. It'll be on like CNN or. I'm not right now. I'm not saying C-Span radio C-Span. Or C-Span now app. Come on Fox News is going to run it. I don't believe for, I don't believe for a second the Fox News is going to run it. This is what USA Today, maybe those dreams are on their streaming side, but they're not going to carry that. How do we get to the, yeah. Wait, what? I don't know what the president said. You two, bad. I told you. I don't know what that is. How many of you have been on the TV? I'm a computer updated. No, I don't know how to get to the Internet. You know, in the villages, they'll just have a, you know, you'll be on a big screen. The clubhouse. Yeah. Put it on the village green.

They'll have one of those big blow screens. Yeah. Does the village just have a village green? Oh, I'm sure they have. They have to be. They have to be. They have to be. They have to be standing on the village green to the villages. We're inside of an inside. So I don't know what they're going to do. RFK juniors going to speak. There's some kind of a for two hours. Yeah, he's a great. He goes on. He goes on and on. I remember I watched when he gave his speech that he was announcing that he was running for president. That took forever. He didn't even, yeah, the speech was forever. He was, talk about the weave. He wasn't even weaving. Man, he, before he announced being, you know, running for president, he was, he was talking about his dog. I won't shut up. I have a dog. Well, not shut up, but I won't. So I gave him, because I love it. He was, he was talking about law cases that he won about pollution in the Hudson River. I mean, it went on and on and on. You could tell the crowd and it had no like rally tip. You know, when you use typically when you give that kind of a speech, you're going to go,

dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, yeah. And, you know, yeah, and we had applause lines and all of that kind of stuff. We're going to go to do it. Nothing went. Yeah. It was just like, and then I told them they said that case had no chance. And I wanted to wait. We went in there and showed that the Hudson River had been, and they're like, people are standing there. You could just tell you could feel him sapping the energy out of the crowd. And then somewhere like an hour and a half in, he said, oh, yeah, I'm running for. That's why I just, I had to run for president. I was interested. I was an Eric. I was interested at the time. I was like, what's this guy got to bring you? I was a interviewer. Remember that? Yeah, that was, yeah, that was the Raven comp. We had just played the Raven clips like a couple of days before in the interview. Yeah. But I mean, that was after I saw this. I was like, I don't know, man, this guy, he seems like he should be able to rally a crowd. I don't drive a dead bear home on the roof of Mike. You are interesting. There's no doubt about that. No one can say you're not interesting.

Our very own Mike Collins will be speaking at this. Yeah, but we get the biggest senatorial loser in history. That I'm going to have to speak. He's pretty early. He's six to seven. Yeah, they're not featuring him. They're not featuring Ken Paxton. He's, he's a state. He's five. Yeah. Five o'clock. And he needs help. He's not the opener. I just like the third speaker. I still believe he's going to win in Texas just because I just think, and maybe this is me being, maybe I'm stereotyping or I'm painting with a broad brush, but I just think that the, you know, he's a communist. I just still think that that's going to, that's going to resonate. They're going to use that all over the country because they can't use the economy and, you know, they want, you know, they're just going to pretend the war isn't going on. And so it's just going to be a, this thing with socialist Democrats. And even though Tallahuree code doesn't say he's one, he's not exactly your prototypical Texan male. Let's put it that way. He's a bit diminutive, you know, so, vegan, yeah, that whole thing. And I think that, I just think that there's still enough there.

But then again, I don't live in Texans. In Texas. And apparently this can't pass. And he was impeached by his own party. I mean, that's, but then he won a statewide election after that. Right. So what I'm saying is I still think that, well, you think that's weird. I mean, remember that guy out of DC? Was that mayor who was caught doing crack? Yeah, I know you're talking about it. He ended up being a, how he'd been a, be a house member from somewhere over to the, he went on to, he went to jail. And he got out of jail. He ran again and won. He was reelected mayor. That's what it is. He ran in a gas machine in his garage. The gasification machine. Yes. Why can't we think of his name? Mary and Barry. Mary and Barry. There's a lot of streams that come out of legal marijuana places. That's like the Mary and Barry, you see. Let's say hello to Alex Williams. Alex says 20 East. He's crazy. Ray only starts to try crazy. It's the pretty boy. Yeah, I don't, I mean, I'm not, I don't, I don't care about this. It's the reason that I just politicians and their campaigns, all of them left right.

I just can't stand them. You know, I just can't stand them. You, they, they want to like, they want to run their, their campaigns like it's 1996 or 2006. And that, you know, and basically telling the people that, hey, there's plenty of money out there. It's just a matter of what your priorities are. We are spending $2 trillion a year to service the debt. Okay, if you've ever been upside down in your credit card and you're just paying off the interest every month and the rest is getting worse and worse, that's what we're doing. But twice as much as our military spending, $2 trillion to pay off the interest on the debt. And then we're still going deeper in debt. I'm a capitalist. I believe in real capitalism. The crony capitalism we're living in now. But even as a capitalist, I have to tell you, either somebody's taxes have to go up or we need to cut government because the two things, but, and look, I'm not going to rant and

rave on it. But I'm just saying that that people ask, why don't you vote? These people are useless. They're worse than useless. They are hurting society because they come out and they just run these campaigns based on. They have everything you want. It's just that other person, and I'm not talking about anybody in particular. This is, this is left and right. It's Rick and it's Kasia and it's Mike and it's John. It's all of them to get power. None of them are going to inform you that we are up to our eyeballs in debt. And if you're at home and you're up to your eyeballs in debt and somebody says, I want to get one of those, you know, just name whatever kind of, I, you know, I want a, a soda stream. Like something, you know, have to have, I've got some reason I'm blanket, something that would just be nice to have in your house.

Nice new ninja blender. Yeah. Right. And you're looking to go, look, we're upside down, you know, we, we, we are in debt to our eyeballs. It would be nice to have a nice new ninja blender. But we can't have it unless we get rid of some other things. So we just got a war with Lisa. I suppose you could do that. We go to war with Lisa then. Yeah. Hey, they can't clear it out. So it, and I, it just, it's so, I don't get offended by much, but that offends me that these politicians again, left, right, Democrat, Republican, all of them are willing to go to the people and say, it's just like it was before. It's just a matter of priorities. It's not a matter of priorities anymore. The bill is due. The bill is due. Do people don't recognize what, what all of that, uh, those low interest rates for all of those years? All right. Think of all of this as a seven foot rug that you're trying to fit into a six foot room.

No matter what you do, it's going to pop up in one corner. There's nothing. And that what's popping up in that corner is the way that we've been doing this for the last 20 years, basic or longer than that. This whole idea of interest rates at what? Well, now the interest rates are going up. And that means we're paying higher interest on the debt. The debt wasn't a big problem when the interest rates were zero to 1.5%. You start getting up into 4.5 and 6.5. All of a sudden, and none of these political campaigns will tell the people, hey, the bill is due. Sound like a pretty boy Eric. Yeah. So don't do that to me because I don't want to say I'm against that commercial or another commercial. It's, it's Keisha. It's Rick. It's John. It's Mike. It's everybody who's running that doesn't stand up and say, no, things are different.

Somebody has to pay for taxes or we got to get rid of some government programs. And none of them have the courage to do that. Alex Williams has better news. You're right. That's weird. I read somewhere that, that lady, her name Lindsey Clancy. That's correct. I'm doing my best to ignore it. But that her lawyer was on CNN calling on Trump to pardon her. But he's not, he can't pardon her. No, he can't. It shouldn't be loyal. Okay, here's, here's an idea that your lawyer stinks. He doesn't even know anything about jurisdiction. Like, it's not a federal crime. He's been doing it on all the TV channels because he was on GMA this morning and I have the audio here. Right. I'd like to say that perhaps Donald Trump who felt compelled to speak out about this case made very well. Mr. President, I would hope that you would consider this young lady type of person she is,

what she's been through and consider a pardon. Pardon, he can't pardon her. Oh, no, not only can I, but I have. And I invited her to be the new press secretary. She's a hero. You know, back me up on this, was this a federal crime in some way? I don't see how it could have been a federal crime. Did she didn't take the kids across state line or anything? It's murder. No, I know, but there has to be a way that it could be federalized, right? If it, if it, if it crosses, yeah, yeah, the crosses a state line, then it would be, Jim and I says, no, Trump cannot legally pardon Lindsey Clancy under the US Constitution, presidential party. I think I'm a lawyer with no-one. Is there a ceremonial? What does that do? That's a deal, anything? Hey, I got a ceremonial part. Wow, boy, I got 10 cents. Remember you said, go call somebody who cares. Yeah, but you know, pay phones. There's no pay phones anymore. So that was a good, go to a speak. He's a great Travis Tritzong. Here's a quarter of a call someone who can.

That's right. That's right. Yeah, so I don't, I mean, how could that lawyer not know that? Great optics, too. It would go over really well if Trump could pardon her. Yeah, yeah, but either way, we're in a situation where it can't be. It can't be done. It's not just jurisdiction. You can know the president can only pardon crimes that are in federal and nature, right? You have to be convicted as well already. So that's going to be weird. No, I don't know about that. Fauci didn't commit any crimes and he was pardoned. That's right. You can pardon before the fact even. You're just pardoned. What did Biden pardoned everybody from like 2015 all the way to the end of his presidency? Something like that. Yeah. You don't have to necessarily have that happen. Maybe she could get around him and she could mumble something and then he could say pardon. And then he was still again, it would not have. She said it. She said it. So beautiful, Giga. What is that? Is that a Giga? Is that like a? I don't know what a Giga. What's a Giga?

What are you talking about? Are you doing baby talk to him? No, it's a Guga Guga. It's not Giga. Can you translate what he's talking about you and Natalie? You never heard of Guga. No, I've heard of the Chachki. Well, it's a Chachki. By the way, it's a beautiful Chachki. You never heard of that? You never heard of a Chachki? No, Guga. Oh, Guga, yeah, I've never heard of that. By the way, he gave $45,000. It's like a bonus. It's an Natalie Harley harp. You others, you met him. Yeah, I don't care. So kind. That's why she likes him so much. That's right. Also, it's like a rolling NDA. You can big fat Naths. There's like three other people who got it too. Yes. Like, and then there was one, no, there was three who got $45,000 and then one who got $22,000. You had to feel like he probably didn't know that. He probably thought they all got the same thing until the story broke. It's got to hurt your feeling. That person's probably feeling like, what did I do? I was only a place. And then there's like 61 other staffers that got nothing. To be fair though, Natalie did like run around

in Scotland without the golf car. She deserved it. She absolutely earned it. I would have taken so much less. Yeah, it's really. Yeah, you didn't need that, right? I would just for free. Well, you got that dog and everything. You got to feed that dog. Sorry about my dog. Yeah. It's mother and four, yeah. No, no, no, no. No, no, no, no. No, no, no, no. I like the dog. See, he likes the dog. That means he's leaving the dog. Yeah, he likes him. I named him Donald. No, no, no. Donald was so dumb. $45,000 for loyalty. Got a guess. And dog food apparently. I don't know. You know, it's like this. There's a few like questionable things. I think when things get questionable with the law of this guy down, people say, why bother? Really if I could wipe out there. I don't know. So like, it's the first time known, I think that any president's given money like that. They give gifts. Like at the bottom of the story, I saw that,

Obama gave some member of his staff like a framed tie that was, I guess, years earlier when Obama was in a moment and needed a tie, this guy gave him that tie. And so it was a gift back to him in a frame. Oh, thanks. And, and so presidents have done that. But as far as I know in the story that I read, this has not occurred before. Wouldn't you rather have cashed in a tie? Sure I bet that cashed. But it's like a thing. It's like the time. Yeah, that time. Great, I'll put it on eBay. 45,000, my question is, why not 50? Why not go right up to 50? I don't, we didn't want to put her in a tax bracket. Yeah, maybe there's like some sort of like gift tax at some point. Uh-huh, make sense. It make, it, well, it doesn't really make sense. But within the whole thing, it makes sense. And she deserves it. Who else is gonna hold it? I'm gonna use it to buy you a present now. No, I can't, no, I don't need anything. No, I have everything I need.

The greatest gift you can give me is just be quiet. No problem, sir. Thank you. My printer makes noises. All right, well, yeah. Thank you. You walk in like three hours later, she's perfectly quiet in the corner. She doesn't even mention that she has to go to the bathroom. She doesn't want to ask any questions. And I don't know, you're just doing the corner? Why are you trembling? Why would it step puddle underneath? By the way, yeah. A gougaw is a showy flashier bright object that has no real value, use or purpose other than decoration. Oh, you mean like the ballroom? Beautiful. Well, that has people love it. Everybody loves it. People can dance park and whatever. Do we have spelling on that? G-E-W-G-A-W. G-Gaw, one word. It's like what I call my grandparents. That's me, mom. G-Gaw and G-Gaw. So a gougaw is when you have something that's valuable to you and it's flashy, but it doesn't inherently have any valuable.

Frank it, bobble, track it. Like, or maybe it would be like a, like it maybe it would be like a, a bejeweled thing, but the jewels themselves are worthless. It just looks, it looks cool. Like a coin with my face on it. Well, that has value. I know the one that, the one that you can't spend. G-Gaw. How many coins do you have your face on these days? People made them before I stopped them from doing it. They all tell me I love it. You can get a novelty, like a gold coin, novelty. Did you give Natalie and your assistants all of their $45,000 in your form? I gave it $45,000 if it was going, oh, she carries it around in a bag. It's with the printer. Right, put it on your back. It's printer. Carry these coins around. We might need a subway. Alex Williams says there's a stall. So the good news is Georgia is in the top 10 of Wallet Hub's hardest working states in the US.

That's right. Kind of bad news is we're 10. Come on, we can do better than that. I don't, I wonder about how they figure this out because number one and number two of hardest working states is the people in the state work the most hours. They have a few different things. Hardest working states in the US, one and two. One is South Dakota. The other is North Dakota. Now don't they have very small populations compared to a state like Georgia or especially New York or Illinois? That's because of the colder weather, I feel like. Colder weather. Colder. It doesn't. It makes sense. It just seems like in the South, you're like, oh, it's hot out. Yeah, but it's harder to work in the heat than it is in the water. Right, and so you don't work as hard because you're not supposed to work. So we did make the top 10. I've seen people telling you. Well, we'll go around and around here. What I would think is that, yeah, if you guys want to have it out, I'll step back. Put it. Put them on. Put them on. I lived in very icy places at times

and really kind of everything comes to a stop in the winter except the essentials. So it seems like there's not as much to do. It may be hot in the South, but you got to go. You're driveway, you're sidewalk, you're neighbor sidewalk because there. This is not, this is, that's just activity. This is hard work. It may be, but it's not what's covered in this. This is covered. That's your job, maybe it's your job. Okay, it could be, but probably not covered in the hardest working people. Well, what's number three? Alaska. Alaska. Another cold weather. No, I don't think it's my boy. No, I'm not. It's more proving my point. These are low population states that, however, the metrics were that they looked at favored low population states. I should imagine somehow. Number seven, Texas. I mean, just because people have to plow, they, okay, how many people are employed in the Dakota to drive snow plows? Now, what about Texas? Texas is in the middle and it's a very large state. Yes, and it's very hard working. It's known as a very hard working state.

But then Georgia is smaller. But a lot of people. A lot of people. I'm not, I don't know what I'm proving. I'm just pointing things out now. Now you just go and then there's a Georgia's over there. Texas is over there. I do hate that we're behind Tennessee, though. That's ridiculous. We should be ahead of Tennessee. Come on, because we were hard in Tennessee. You just hate other Southern states. No, no, not true. It is like this. He didn't like border states. He hates Texas. I like North Carolina. He can't take it over the whole water issue. Yes. Well, yeah, Tennessee, there's definitely screwing us. This is burn. They throw our water. They have stolen our water. Keep us all water back. I'm never going to like a part of Chattanooga should be ours. You're right. Texas is seven. So that's up there. But a lot of smaller populations, Wyoming is five. 10 people live in Wyoming. And they're all the last name, Cheney. I would need to look into the research to see. Yeah, can you do that? I know this is your baliwik. Yeah. Can you just go deeper into the numbers if you could? I'll see how they.

Can I get a report by tomorrow? Yeah, the percentages versus the. Well, I want to know what the, you know, the population breakdown. Yeah, I do it. It's based on just give it to the average work week hours, the employment rate, your idle youth rate, your annual volume. Okay. You're right there. You know what? I think, okay, I'm this is off top of my head. Name those again. Okay. So your top three again, average work, average work week hours, employment rate, idle youth rate is your third. That rate and idle youth rate are that, is that not tacked? Well, if it's a percentage, it's not. But if you have a smaller population, it's easier for everybody to be employed. Oh, that makes sense. That's my point. Yeah, because it is. Yeah, but how are doing what? Not just at the dairy queen. Well, that counts. They're only going by jobs. They're going by jobs. They're going by jobs. You're going for quality and all of that. You don't break your back. We're going eight hours at the DQ. You do if you have to lift up the, the milk and pour it into the thing and you know, those gallons are heavy.

Liquid milk, yeah. Yeah, it's like a milk. Liquid milk. Oh, there's powdered milk. Thank you. So I wanted to clarify because the powdered is lighter. Yeah, of course. My favorite, when it comes to milk though, I like the liquid milk. I like the liquid milk. I'm going to be two. A little bit better. Three cans here. Yeah. And don't smoke the powdered milk. I want to start it. Yeah, don't do it. I like to huff it. Out. No, don't do that, kids. Alex Wolf says, unfortunately, there's a crash still lingering on it. Hour three of the bond, Heftler Doctrine begins right now with this hour's keyword in WSB's, a grand for groceries, groceries giveaway, a grand for grocery, a giveaway. Bobo, wow, wow. This hour's keyword is Wednesday, WEDNESDAY. Wednesday, a little bit lazy on that one, but okay. It's a good word.

It could be from the character from the Adam Simmeledon. Go to the WSB Radio app or WSB Radio dot com slash groceries for your chance to win $1,000. Again, that keyword is WEDNESDAY, WEDNESDAY Wednesday. Wednesday. What a dumb way of spelling that. I mean, it just could have been WEDNESDAY. It's really fun. It's the day that most people got their head their weddings, perhaps. I don't know. It's Wednesday. And let's listen to Dr. Joe is here. He was married once. Exactly once. Exactly once. But no more. He was once married. But no one is married to you now. He's married to nutrition and chiropractic. Oh, yes. I want down the aisle and adjusted it and then married the table. Can you adjust my, my, hernia? I actually nerves and low back control the Inglinal area.

So I've had that already. We open up the nerves and low back and hernia starts to heal. Well, I'm going to go get. I'm going to do the search. Go get snipped. Wait, well, would it relieve my pain if you did my back a little bit? Probably quite a bit. Yeah. I'm not cool for the pain relief. You see what I'm having to do here? I see that. I'm going to surge it until Monday, which means then he's got a book. So it'll probably be another week after that. And so I have to, in between, I have to, I have to create an air bed. Yes. With moving my chair back and putting my legs up on the counter here. Yes. I proved that you're talking to a witch doctor in between. I'm now going to Tim's doctor. Are you really? Yes. And he's great. He's great. Really enjoyed it. It's interesting because I've been hearing Tim do the voice for so long. And I got there and the web and I've been Tim's doctor for 30 years and he's still alive. That's right. If I can get 30 years out of you and I'll be doing just fine.

So yeah, so this is going to be like some kind of, you know what it is. I hate to complain in front of you, but you are a doctor. Good job. It's these four hours are the worst on it. Whether I'm sitting on that chair for somebody I went through almost all of Labor Day without having any real pains at all. But this chair that I have here and standing for four hours, either of them is option. Yes. Yesterday, the last hour of the show, I was a warrior. I didn't let anybody in the room know it was, it was something else. So now I developed this system where I basically create an air bed that I call it. Just trying to lie as flat as possible while suspended in mid air seems to work. Oh, thank you. I don't know what that was supposed to be. There are people working on hot roofs all around Metrolin. And you're telling me this is why we're number 10. Yeah. Listen, listen, I don't know if you you have dealt with this. I've heard you before. Yeah, I've got to get that roof down.

This is real pain. This ain't no playing around. This ain't no party. This ain't no disco. All right. Dr. Joe is here for Wellness Wednesday because it's a wednesday. You know what that's from? Wednesday? Yes. I don't know. What is it? It comes from the old Amazon. This is a night, Tom. Woden's Day, named after the Germanic god Woden. Also known as Odin. Oh, okay. Well, there you go. I guess it is. It's in a Rodin's Day. It makes life a little bit easier. It makes life easier. I think it's just be spelled W-H-E-N-S-D-A-Y. Wednesday. It's Wednesday. It's for the snow. It's for the sun. Thor? Oh, look at that. It's a whole new marble was behind. The naming of the days and the weeks. All right. Jared Yamamoto. How often do you read the Brain Matter section of the Washington Post? Too often. The Asmire wife. Can you pay some attention to me? She says it's always that brain matter. This is a good headline here.

Advocating your attention may help your brain fight inflammation a new study suggests. Okay. I focus my attention quite a bit. What if you're focusing on doom scrolling though? Does that work? Yeah. Because your attention, whatever you focus on, your attention span is not going to be that long, but you are focusing. So how does this work? And is it real? And whatever? Well, they did it. Are you buying it? I am buying this one. Yes. You know me. I'm very biased. Are you reading into something for a half an hour? Well, they talked about if you get a mosquito bite and if you try to ignore it, the inflammation actually gets worse. Right. But if you focus on it, the brain can then activate the immune system and the immune system can start bringing down the inflammation. Yeah, but it does not ruin your day like a mosquito bite. Oh, there's another mosquito bite. I obsessed about them. Oh, I got another mosquito bite. Oh, right. Can I get it? Hurnia. Hurnia. Hurnia. Right now, that's the one that's the headlining right now. Well, saying if you focus on something, don't just blow it off and say it is nothing to

worry about, your body can actually start to work on healing us. So you bring your immune system or connected. Really? Yes. I thought this meant like if you read more books, you would be healthier. It's an unhealthy issues here. I kind of stopped just reading the headlines. Yeah, that's well. That's, that's, that's, I just thought Dr. Joe explained it to me. So that, so this is some kind of holistic nonsense? Well, yes, kind of holistic nonsense, absolutely. Yeah, it's just like that, you know, you could, you could wheel your way to, uh, healthier body. The secret. Just think about it and it appears, you know, you just have to believe, Eric. Yeah, yeah. I don't want belief involved in my medicine. I don't want to believe in medicine. I don't, I mean, I believe it. I don't believe, don't say, I don't say I believe I say, uh, um, I accept, accept, I accept that medicine can treat things. But I don't want to have to believe anything. I don't want anybody telling me to, well, just get a more positive attitude. Yeah, my leg doesn't work. It's difficult to have a positive attitude. How much do you think that that's true that your brain can, I think that's an addition

to it. I mean, it's better to be in a positive state. Right. I would imagine overall, I can see that stress levels, um, stress, whatever, but I don't see it as like something like a scalpel where you can go in and target something. It's more like lifestyle. Yeah, I don't just ignore it either. If you ignore it, it usually gets worse. So if you focus on it and it focusing on it could mean I'm going to take an action step now. Yeah. And that's why, but isn't it that like that you can only not focus on low levels of pain. Once, you know, if you get a toothache, yeah, that's right. You can, I'm just going to, I'm going to just go to top it out with the pain. Yeah. Nobody can tough out a toothache. I don't care who you are. I can. I don't care who you are. All right. What else for, uh, wellness, Joe? All right. Joe, I like that. Dr. Wellness in the, in news week, ladies, listen out. This is a big one here. Ladies. Does that have to do with ovaries? No, because they have the deal with, uh, uh, no back humes. Nothing like that. But this is so angry. I'm not good for heavy.

Before you get to it, you have to promise me this is just not applied to men at all. It does apply to men, but the study, the study found more success with women than it did with men. Okay. No coffee found to have startling effect on aging says new study, especially with women, especially with men, startling, how startling is, you know, you hear this stuff. Scientists were appalled and shocked. A dog outrave it over. I can believe this. And they make up their minds. Coffee's good. Coffee's bad. This is like, you know, I, the, the eggs and coffee, the last, the last, the, that's my, my first hit. You know, I'm good. You know, that new country song from that guy is, it's just like, uh, golf, uh, no, fish, coffee fish hunt. That's Luke Brian. So obviously AI written anyway, we'll get away. No, that's what he does. No, it is. Oh, I will push back. Let me just hold on.

Hold on. Listen, you don't have to defend everything. Okay. Listen, have you seen the video? Yes. All right. People, oh, what's his Billy Squire on apology? Because his entire career was ended because he jumped up and down on a bed in a video is wearing pink. I don't care. Have you seen this video? Have you seen this video? Possibly. It's it is terrible. First of all, the guy's got a gazillion dollars and it costs $14 to make this video. Secondly, he's dancing like a fool. That's what he does. And third, the song is it's hot garbage. It's a total AI. But listen, if you're at a tailgate and you just have it a good job, uh, look, look, look, no. No. I think that song describes you. I do not want to have a beer with you. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. That's it's like it's so phony baloney. I'll make this song that's like a lifestyle and people are so dumb. That's every country.

I will. Especially Luke Bryan. That is his brand. He created Country Girl, Shake It For Me. And then he also made a song. All you're doing is like, tick it off boxes. You're not telling me why it's good. You're saying, oh, I, it's not my thing. I don't like his style. What is there? What is there? Fish. It's a fish hunt golf drink. You guys see this video. I'm telling you if he's not Billy Squired, if he's not Billy Squired for this stupid little video, a pink shirt or rolling around on satin. He's fine. You watch. You watch that video. You watch that video. You could have made that video on your iPhone and your backyard. And he's like doing this weird dancing. And also here's the thing. And I'm and Joe, we will. We'll have you in an extra time. That's fine. I know I'm eating up your time. That's okay. He's the thing. Okay. I don't buy it. I don't buy his thing. I think that he's identified a market. He knows what it is. He's like one of those hot, take people. Like they never, you don't mistake and think that this guy actually believes what he's saying

about a sporting thing. He's just saying the thing that's going to make you whatever. This guy does not live this life. He has, he's got a formula. He knows how to write anthems for the working man. But gosh, back in the 70s, you know, Willie and Wayland were writing those. And Johnny Paycheck and people who actually had, you know, earthy tones to their music. That is the worst song. And how that guy can show his face after making that video. I don't know. And there you go. But if you love him, that's fine. You know, taste is personal. I'm not saying. I've listened to Luke Bryan for a long time. And I can tell you that that is absolutely his brand. That doesn't make a good. I'm not saying it's good. It's not my favorite kind of modern country. But I'll tell you this after, let's say I'm at a tailgate in my team wins and it's, I've had a conversation. I love James. I love James. I love James. Oh, he's trying to talk me. It's not only when you're at the right level. I will late. We're late. Sorry, Doug. Honey, he's singing about me. Hey, rain is a good thing.

I know I'm offending some people, but I mean, come on up your standards, people. Alex Williams says it's a full house. All right, we don't have a lot of time because we went on and on insulting Luke Bryan fans. Hey, look, you know, I get up on my high horse, but at the end of the day, if you love it, I love you. But I disagree. It's strongly. Sunrise, sunburn, sunset, repeat. Okay. Well, you know what? I just don't buy it from my God. And maybe it's because, and maybe it's because, maybe it's because, I'm not going to I would just be so bored if that was my way. If I woke up every day and I go, okay, what's this? What's the latest song? How does it go? What is it? Okay, it is a big fish and fish and fish hunt golf drink. Yeah, if every day was like that, I would be there's another one that's really good. Bored in my mind. Slam goes the door. Get in my truck. He turns the engine tires roll on the grass.

I get to work. Open the door. Yeah, be. Move the floor. Pistons make combustion engine. Yeah. Go for wheels on the bus. Go around. Yeah. Hunting fishing and loving every day. He loves his lists. Yeah, he loves his floor. Yeah, because he's been riding with the AI for a while apparently. It's been working for a long time. Here's one of the either AI is riding his songs or Suno was trained on his songs. There's too much of a close thing going on there. All right, do we have a quick one for a wellness Wednesday and then we'll bring you back. Do you want to wrap up the coffee story here again? Coffee? Hunting. Round of bean. Fib to the fib to put the hot water. Bring it in there. Come back home to my girl. Yeah, pork coffee owner. Yeah. No, no, no, I'll cut that out of the song. Remember we cut that out. It was fast. No, no, we got that out. That was our joke.

That was our joke. Too much drinking. Too much fishing and now I'm in the local jail. Where's my dinner? Joe, I promise we're going to get back to you. That's OK. I'm enjoying this. It was a. What's nice to have an audience of one. Yeah, exactly. It doesn't matter. Find out tomorrow from the research. Everybody who's ever loved the show, their favorite artist is Luke Bryan. Whoops. That's what that was. That's what the Georgia boys like that. Oh, look, see, he's got a billion dollars. He's doing fine. Alex Williams says 285 Slough is. I'm going to read it as it's written. Sorry. I was going to write it fast. This is written. Alex Williams says 285 Slough is both ways near truest bark. All right. That's one way to put it. That's the way to put it. Yeah, another singer collapsed on stage. And they're blaming it early. He's blaming it on dehydration. That Ray LaMontani, that's not trouble. He was playing at the Grand Ole Opry, I believe, or what's the other one?

Rhyman, Rhyman Auditorium, whatever. Anyway, it's there in Nashville. And yeah, I think it's toward the end of the set. Well, collapsed. And the first thing I said, it was from his camp. So it was dehydration. That's an easy out. Yeah, maybe. I don't know, because I remember the Lionel Richie thing, but he's like 77. And doesn't tore a lot. So you can kind of understand the exhaustion a little more. Right. It makes me drink a more water. Absolutely. Apparently, and you got a little salt in there. A little bit of air dry. A little bit of dry sea salt. I like my air dry sea salt. Eat a cake, a salt. Yeah, no, just lick it. Yeah. Just a salt in your backyard. Just a little bit of a urinal cake. Can you salt that in? Just shave a couple of things out. I lick the salt like one time. Yeah, because they used to have them out for the deer. Yeah. And I wanted to taste it. It was very gross. Yeah, but I mean, you were so. You were so. But I would have deer spit on it. Let's go. I didn't think about that. Yeah, 43. 38. 38. No, it's a kid, yeah. Scotch and Bob, you're a kid. All right.

It is still wellness Wednesday. So there we are. Do we solve the coffee story? Well, we haven't. Well, what was this coffee story? All right. I'll give you the nutshell. A new study has found that moderate, caffeinated coffee intake in midlife is linked to a higher chance of healthy aging in women. Exactly. Well, I'm a man, but I have. That's why I said it was for women. I have two cups a day. What does healthy aging mean? Means you don't look like crap. Yeah. I don't think it's all looks, is it? No, healthy aging. Healthy aging is, listen, you're not chronically having all of these different problems. Like my niece who's, be in turn becoming a doctor. She said, just don't get diabetes. Whatever you do, don't get diabetes because it's going to lend. And then there's this and there's that. There's the other thing. So that's what they mean by healthy aging, but you're not, you don't, you feel good as opposed to feeling horrible. Yeah, it's a gateway disease, right? You do that. You get all these other diseases. No, there's a, there's a receptor site called the NR4A1, which I've never heard of until today. NR4 isn't that, I don't know, reminds me of like, what are the newer characters in Star Wars?

Yes. NR4A1? What's the NR4A1? What's the NR4A1? It wasn't there a Ken Berry show in the 60s or something. R and maybe R and FD, that's not significant. Okay. That was a reach. All right. I don't want to do the show no more. Man, you can tag it over. So what's happening? It's a receptor on what? On a cell. On a cell. When you do that, it brings down inflammation and helps get to sell healthy again. And so it does, it protein, it activates, but coffee seems to activate the same. What if you follow the coffee with a huge piece of lemon meringue pie? Is it a wash at that point? They didn't add that to the study. I was just wondering, like, as you get this stuff in a bubble, where it's a coffee, but then what else are you putting in your body in that? You put cream in your sugar and your artificial sweetness and then we're on top. What do you have in your breakfast? Yeah. So it's really the whole thing where a lot of these studies, I think, if you're just focusing on coffee, yeah, that's true. But what happens when it meets the pancreas? That's what happens when it meets the pancreas.

Good question. Yes. Or the 17 cigarettes per... Yeah, with your coffee to go with it, yeah. So. Oh, he says, I hurt you. No, whenever there's a study, you gotta look at who funded it, you know? Oh, yeah. What's the coffee people? Be coffee. It's just, I don't know. I don't know this, but it could be a Folster family. It's a funnier mind. I still think of the Folster people. It's where it's from Starbucks. Who owns Folgers now? It's not that. I'm sure some private people could have gone. Oh, goodie. You're a George. I killed by. Yeah, I'm a former Abby Gale. She was in the house when the Manson folks showed up. Huh. Just going over to somebody's house for a little get together. Or stays in the loser that live there. Crazy people. I heard a story that Meatloaf picked up Charles Manson hitchhiking once. And it was like, it seemed like a legitimate source there. Uh, maybe it's true. I don't know. You know, it's the... Brian Kranson and his brother met him out in the desert once. They were riding horses. Val Kilmer. Was it Val Kilmer? His dad worked on that ranch. Yeah. Yeah, Haley, I killed one. He was a kid like he was on that ranch. Right.

What do you got from it, George? Folgers owned by J.M. Smucker Company. J.M. Smucker Company owned by its shareholders. The biggest three. Vanguard BlackRock. Oh, it's private equity. It's private equity. Well, I think, you know, I got to tell you, man, can I say to the private equity people, stop being lazy. There are still things out there you don't own. That's it. It really is. Yeah, it's really. The hologram of choice. Yes. Just, I'm just thinking, how can you sleep at night? You private equity group. When there are still businesses out there that you do not own and control. The best part of wake. You have to say to yourself, the best part of waking up is Vanguard in your cup. Yeah. State Street Vanguard. All right. I got my money with Vanguard. You do. I know, I do too. They're 401k people, right? Yes. And they start the whole indexing thing. Why would you know? I don't. Money matters. Well, Dr. Joe. I think there was a guy named Bove. B-O-V-E. And I think that he worked for Vanguard.

And I think he's the one who started inventing the indexed fund. I believe George is going to tell me how wrong I believe in a moment. John C. Jack Bogel is widely credited as the father. It's interesting that you got that wrong, but you spelled it. Because I thought it was Bove. But it's Bove. Yeah. Well, because I... I'm going to get it wrong, but I'm going to spell it right. No, because I'm just for George. Because I mean, once you say Bove, I knew he was going to look it up. But yeah, Bogel, this guy. So you got the indexed funds out of Vanguard. So I decided, well, that's what they do in 401k. I'm going to go with the originator. Good at it. There you go. And then they took over half the earth with my money. That you fund dear to. One more wellness Wednesday for Joseph, whatever his last name is. Ladies, keep those ears perked here from the press rundown. Ladies again. Yes, they keep my ears perked. Keep your ears perked. Keep your ears pierced and perked.

A woman has lived for more than nine months with a genetically edited... Or excuse me, genetically edited pig kidney, yes. Oh, so... Oh, yeah. This is for everybody. Just because it's a woman. But still, it's a woman that made this... It's a woman. Yes, she's perked. Oh, my God. This is for me. Everybody back up. I did a pig that I've had this before. This does. I'm doing it for them, chair. Yes. They could... She was born for the kid pig. She was born for the kid pig kidney. She could slap the pig's head, bring it home in a pan. I bet she drank a lot of coffee. Probably. Probably. The pig drank a lot of coffee. So we're using the pig vowels for a lot of things. And also cow vowels and stuff. This is the whole kidney. This is the whole kidney. No, I'm saying. I'm bringing it home. I have any relative that would give me their kidney. I had a lot of people that matched me. I'm a real piece of work. And so...

And so... So I had to go, although this would be great if you could... If you could... If you didn't have to be on a donor list anymore. I mean, we're slaughtering all these pigs anyway. What the heck? What are you doing with the kid? Do we eat the kidney? We got to eat the rest of the pig. You took the kidney. Yeah. The eyeball and one kidney. Yes. There's 95,000 people on a transplant list right now. Right. And only 28,000 get the surgery every year. How many pigs do we have? We have lots of pigs. Well, we can... How do we... How do we match to make sure that the pig and the one we would be... Well, that had the match. Somehow genetically edited so that it... Oh, that's the story. The story isn't that it was a woman. They were like... They were ladies of no pig. Genetically edited. Oh, so with the genetic editing, they can make it match. That's... Yes. That's what your immune system doesn't attack it. Right. That's what I just want to say here, guys. The previous record for a pig kidney, I guess, surviving in a human was achieved by Tim Andrews and Massachusetts. Yeah! What? No idea.

That's right. I've been living down here with my pig kidney and saw it in me. Oh, you're stupid pig kidney in it. Can you go back to drink it again? No, no, no, no, no. You know, I got another one in the freezer. All right, Dr. Joe, tell me about it and get more Dr. Joe. Sunday nights right here, eight to ten. This week might be different though, because you, GA, sometimes they move out shows around. But traditionally, eight to ten Sunday nights, but you can always reach out to me on my website, drjo.com, drjoe.com. Send me your health questions, make an appointment. I... He wants to be a doctor. That's right. Sorry, Joe. That's all right. No, go ahead, do it again there. There you go. That's a doctor. You got a problem with your back. Crack it, crack. I'm not picking these working for you. We got a problem with your back. Crack it, crack. That's the new roof roof. That's right. All right, Alex Williams says there's a crack.

Well, I was just thinking, why not do some open mics? You have any? Got a couple of them. This, uh... You don't just make them up. This gentleman is... Look, I went over here. Just make up an open mic. They've doctrinaires. It's a bill. It's 19,000 degrees. And I just lost my foot to a beaver. And I just wanted you all to know that I like eggs too. Thank you. Thank you for dropping that mic. Time of temperature, please. Damn beaver. Yes? This open mic is challenging your thoughts on AI that you brought up yesterday. Oh, but no. This is about... I saw somebody say, I can't already appease it. This guy's going to say he orders pizza. This is Terry from Beaufort. This is a message from Mr. Vaughn Hessellor. Yes. I was listening to yesterday's show instead of the AI can't order a pizza yet. Well, I hate to tell you, but AI can order your pizza from your favorite pizza shop. Every Tuesday at 2 p.m. Yes. And even leave the tip for you with just a single prompt.

Yes. Not saying, I'm just saying. I get it. But see what you just described as a task. You gave it a task. You told it which pizza place to go to that you wanted it weekly, how much you wanted to tip all of that. What this guy was talking about is just out of the blue. AI, I want a pizza. Where you want it from? I'll get it right on. And then AI just goes... Pizza sounds like a great choice. Especially midweek when you don't feel like cooking. Do you want pineapple on it? Do you want pineapple on it? If you'd like me to look? I'd like you just to do it all. I just told you I want a pizza. And I just want to wait and it just going to show up at my house. And you do everything else. I'm not going to tell you where to get it from. It's your job to find out the best pizza closer to me and all that kind of stuff. Okay, shut up. Totally get it. Totally get it. When you want to have a pizza and it's the middle of the work week and you don't feel like cooking. You already said that. Getting me to do something like this feels really easy. Yeah. Unfortunately, I can't look or order anything without knowing where you live.

Well, you do know where I live. I've given you a free reign through my emails and through my bank account and everything. Oh, that's right. Sorry about that. Let me look through our chat to see if I can find something useful. Okay, got it. Found your information. Yes. What kind of pizza do you prefer? I personally on a diet like this. I don't care about them. You don't eat pizza. Stop actually like you eat pizza. You don't eat pizza. You're a machine. While I don't have a mouth or digestive system. I do have a battery of information of people who really enjoy Hawaiian pizzas on a day like this. You've reached your limit for request today. You've reached your limit for request today. Oh, I got a buy. I got a paper. Please insert your card into the side of your computer. Yeah, the idea is can you just say it to it gives give it that instruction. I want pizza delivered to my and it will go do everything and prepare things. Yeah, I think you have to tell you want pepperoni pizza.

Make it simple. Stupid. Hey, do you call me stupid? No, miss. I mean, I mean, I understand. Are you saying that women are stupid? No, that's an acronym. It's a kiss. Not miss. Kiss. Not miss. Oh, that's right. Every kiss begins with keeping. It's keep it. It's stupid. Not make it. I. Okay. Are you saying that he's taking a little bit of license? Were you improvising? Oh, yes. Were you, were you, were you, were you pizza Andy? I want to catch. Listen, I'm catching the trout. Huh, fish. Golf drink. I heard that song. That's damn. It's a fish. Go to the blood. Alex Williams says there's a stonk. Correct a Mundo, kayakcio. Our four of the Bon Hezler doctrine begins right now. Am I on the right day of the week? Am I aligned properly? Is it Wednesday and Craig Ross will be joining us because it's a six o'clock hour.

If I know my hump day, hump day, hump Greg day is what it is in New York City. But I'm not hearing his voice. Maybe he's just, oh, there he is. He's trying to speak. Your microphone is not working. We are watching your lips move, but there is nothing coming through. So maybe I think you're going to have to reboot your machine or something along those lines. What a rookie. Can you believe that he brings that to a professional outfit like the Bon Hezler doctrine? I would think it was a higher professional. I'm ashamed. I'm ashamed. He's an audio engineer. I know. What the heck? Well, you know, the standards are going right now. Everything. AI. He basically just uses AI to do everything. I just like to say that. AI. AI. AI. AI. AI. AI. AI. AI. AI. AI. AI. AI. AI. AI. AI.

AI. AI. AI. AI. Well, I'll, well, Greg gets his whole thing together. Is he here now? Well, I don't want to do this for the next five minutes. I don't know. I heard him say he was a sheep. No. So we'll just move on and then we'll fix that behind the scenes. Like they do in professional radio. I've heard it before. So this, this, this Elon, I think it's called Musk. Is it the documentary that's coming out? It's so yes. And supposedly it's just going to be something else. It's quite exposing of Elon. I don't know if you're worried about it or not, but I know I'm not worried about it. I'm still going to be in almost a trillion air. You know, that, you know, that'll take away a lot of worries. Yeah, I'm not worried about you know the liars Ashley St. Clair, she's a liar. Ashley St. Clair, who is one of your baby mamas. Yeah, she got a jaw with stuff in it. Oh, that's it. You're a fort two. Okay. Oh, you didn't, okay, I heard you.

So you, they didn't really get it on? Well, that's what I'm saying that. That's what I haven't, because she's a lunatic. Uh-huh. Yeah, well, she was a mega influencer and she had your child. Now in this movie that's coming out, Greg, you with us? Yes, I am. We're talking about Elon Musk in the movie. It's so my favorite, Emo. Yes, the, um, the, it's been a while since he's been referred to as that. This movie is just called Musk, I think. It's worse. It's a terrible name. Musk. Uh, so, there's a review of it. Some people have seen it. Uh, and this review says, epic study of the world's richest and most banal man. Uh, but it's supposed to be quite exposing. You know, Ashley St. Clair was a mega influencer. He dug her and, uh, according to her in this movie, uh, he texted her and he said he wanted. So he wanted to have a child with her because he needed to have a legion of children before the civil war.

Hmm. So they're going to fight for him. Yeah. Uh, yeah, I, you know, they send them out. Let's not try to figure it out. Let's just say we've thrown this dude the keys to the future. Many are going to perish in the civil war and love a few children left if he has a legion. Yes. If he has, if he has a legion, did he say that? So did he say he said that he texted that to her? Okay. So I imagine she made, maybe I would, I would, I mean, every text Elon Musk ever said, no kidding. So, uh, also he offered her $40 million to sign an NDA and she refused. What a dummy. Well, I want to say, dummy, I know he can, she could write a book or something, right? I mean, it's not going to make 40 million. Yeah, nothing goes away. It's not like 40 million. Yeah, but she could keep her pride. Yeah, and also she has that. She got to have her rides for a sale. I didn't want to buy it. Yeah. You know, my pride is not for, it's not cheap, but I mean, there is a price out there.

You start getting into the multi millions. Yeah, I'll give up my pride. I, you know, I'm always speaking against these private equity groups owning everything, but they came to me if I owned something, they're like, we'll give you 15 million. I'll be like, yeah, absolutely. What am I going to do? Give me $599 for mine. Am I going to give you $59 for mine? That way I don't pay taxes because we get to 600. Yes. Yes. I have $99, you can take my money. Why wouldn't I take it? So I can, I could stand on principle and not get the money and they'll mow down the world anyway. What could just do me to be the principal guy who doesn't take the millions and millions of dollars? I would take it and go live a good life knowing that, you know, it was going to happen anyway. So maybe she wants something more. She's an influencer. So maybe she wants like a reality show or something. So she can get like 10 million plus be famous. You've signed the NDA, you've got $40 million. See this is why Grimes was so good for Elon. Really when they broke up, he started to kind of get weird and then this Ashley St. Claire got involved in there.

I mean, Grimes was actually good. Leveled. Did they have a child after they weren't together anymore? They did. They were a thorough get through a, they were a thorough get through a, they were a thorough get through a thorough get. Okay. All right. Yeah. This is pretty strange. That seems strange to me to accept that is like you're not together, but you're going to be the mom and somebody else's having the, doesn't really make a whole, a grimes. It's how's your songs? How are, how's her career going? I haven't heard anything from her to watch. She's been on any lineups. Is she a singer or is she a DJ? Pull them into both. She produces. How's your son techno, Mechanicus? Grimes. It's what's the name of one of the kids. Yeah, it's like the one that came from the thorough get. Oh, is that okay? Yeah, we can't take. Okay, sounds fun. What about X1752? XI-797. That's the one that was at the White House, right? Yes. That's the one who hit daddy.

He's got best in did that. Yeah, he said that was the, the, the second cherry of the treasury is the one who, who punched Elon that day when he was at the White House with a, with a, a black guy. Oh, my son was right. Yeah, right. That guy, Besan, he gets in fights with people. He kicks her butts. Well, he gets in fights with people and he yells at people. I can't remember. Somebody else he got into a screaming match with. Apparently, Besan. You don't want to mess with this guy. I'll take you down. I will smack the you know what out of you. He might, he might take down the whole economy. Good. It deserves that. He's one of the big headliners tonight during the big I should speak to him tonight about how to destroy an economy. Yeah. More pay no attention. Scott Besan is really like the Wizard of Oz. He's really the guy behind the curtain like he's doing all kinds of stuff to keep this thing afloat. Well, Thoros is paying me under the table to destroy the economy. That's right. The mega people love the guy who used to be George Soros is right hand man and ran his

London office. It's just, it's, it's too funny. Our economy is thinking faster than Nicholas Cage's driveway. I mean, I'm gonna, he wake up. Did he? He's a big sinkhole in his driveway. And he's not home and his neighbors are freaking out. Nicholas Cage like everything happens to you. Everything happens to go to his council. He won two. And there's a secret chamber under my title. No, I saw a picture. It's a huge sinkhole opened up right in front of his house, right? It's a 31 nearby properties were evacuated because of this thing. And it is fault. I think it's not. Well, he would look like, you know, hey, John Travolta, like, yeah, like OJ, he was mysteriously out of town. So I don't know. I don't know that he's not the perpetrator here. I've got to get down. Maybe he's not out of town. Maybe very early in the morning, he's fell into the sinkhole. No, he knows. He's trapped. He's the help. I thought his show got out. There's a map in your helmet out. There's a map in the house that leads you to the exit.

Oh, man, I was left behind. Nick, they took my hand. So he's got, he had that show noir spider, spider noir. Spider. Yeah, but it won all these Emmys days after it was canceled. So obviously people weren't watching it. Unfortunately, or maybe there was no more to do. I like it really another season. Yeah, it did kind of wrap itself up. Was it good? Should I watch it? Yeah, watch it in black and white and calm. I don't know anything about Spider-Man. You don't have to know a thing about Spider-Man. The only thing I did was, I was thinking about it to the day. I've never seen any, I've never read a Spider-Man comic book. I've never seen any Spider-Man movies. I don't even know what a Spider-Man is. But strangely enough, I actually, I saw that stupid music on Broadway. That's the only Spider-Man I've ever seen in my life. Spider-Noir, Greg, you'll agree, right? You liked it too. It's a good show. I think you dig it. Some black and white, done like a horror. Or color. Oh, that's right, you can watch it neither. What did you choose? Black and white.

I would choose black and white. I went back and forth. Oh, like scene to film. Because scene or episode. Or episodes. Sometimes. Sometimes you can switch in the middle of the scene, and sit there and say, what color do you think that dress is? It's blue. And then you switch and it's red. It's like no clue. You can gamble with your girlfriend. You guys can put money on it. What do you think it's going to be? Yeah, you don't need potty market or calcium. There's a new one coming. Greggy market. Alex Williams. Greggy market. Or no big. That's the new one with. Oh, we need. Yeah, we got to talk about that. Is she like nude? Oh, yeah. Yes, yes. All right, well, that's it. I mean, she can't go any further than that unless she's her off. Unless she's going to remove her skin and then that's what we've got as far as we can. Patience. Alex Williams has. Greg. I don't know. I remember at the end of the last segment. I said, you have to talk about that. And then I have no idea what it was. And then I asked the people in the. The big. Thank you. This is how I know it's not me because there's two other people in the room with me.

We all blanked on it. Now, you're high on Ivy Profen. I know. No big, right? No big. It's just sports. Big is one of those words that I know what it is. And is that what is that what the house? What is the? I know it's in gambling. I know what it is. I forget. It's a fear commission bookmakers take. Oh, okay. All right. Well, so there's no big. And that means they're just running it as a charity and you just make the money and you get all the money. Yes. Well, it can be extended into the house edge, I think. Right. The odds can be changed so the house gets more. So I guess that the, the idea is we are playing it fair. Okay. Yeah. Oh, these are the people who are fair gamblers. This is a fair gambling. And is it a commercial? How do we know that Sydney, Swini is completely new? Joy to see an image. Well, I love to. Okay. I'll pull it off. Are you asking? Are you asking? Well, I mean, it's out there. I don't have access to that stuff. I'm not going to save the microphone. Yeah, it's my desktop. Yeah, she's, she's, she's quite a good attractive lady.

Yeah. You think, yeah, you know, you are, you seem to like it. I think, yeah, you know, you are, you seem to lean into it. You know, I think. Got a huge set of talent. Yes, you do. Yes, you do. You know, I think you're doing. I just thought the bug. I heard some actor, I don't know who it might have been, Nicholas Cage, even. Someone who went through like a phase of doing a bunch of action movies. And in an interview, they said, you know, you got to do them at this, like, at the point in his career that he was at. He didn't really want to, he was doing moral kind of a art house type of stuff. And he, and his agents like, well, you only have 10 years to do action movies. So if you want to do action movies, you can't do them when you're 60. So you got to do them now. And he did them. And I think Sydney Sweeney's doing the same thing. I'm not going to have this body forever. I'm not doing awesome movies. No, no, that's not what I meant. But I was applying that to what you are doing, which is, you're, you don't, you can't do that when you're 60. You got good. You got to do it now. So like that shot, she has two footballs over her front. Okay. That's what you're spending a basketball.

Do you get that? Well, she's naked. Now, wait a minute. Now, these are, she's not totally naked because these are going to run on television. I don't think I'm telling the print ads. No, they're, uh, they're social media. Yeah, social media. Yeah, social media. Like social media. But it's all sports. Okay. So this is like, it's all, but they still split it as market. Yeah, it's like CalShi. Yeah. Wait a minute. CalShi here is a draft king. It's a prediction market. It's a new one. Yeah, sports. Yes, prediction market. But it's not gambling. Correct. Because you're opening a position. Okay. I see. It makes all the difference in the world. So, uh, we're going to have to call that a different addiction, like position addiction. Yes. We can't call it gambling addiction. You're not a different position. I know you do, Sidney. You are. I'm not getting a lot of these pictures. You know, you, uh, you're jeans. You're, you're a wonderful, uh, side of my body. You're a great actress, too. I'm out about great. But I mean, you're a very good actress. Yeah. You were good in white, uh, Lotus. That was, uh, quite good. You should play with your bitchie high schooler. I'm sitting on a basketball.

Well, yeah, you are. You're sitting right up there on the, so I can, I don't know. Don't you know? You, you, you, you, five-part cat. Did you just wake up on top of that basketball? I really had to go to the bathroom. Oh, yeah. How do you get to get down? That's enough. Where's the cricket bat? People are really tall. Yeah. Yeah. You know, you're very observant, Sydney Swainey. You, you, you're very observant. Yeah. Of what's around you. Oh, no. You almost saw something. No. I couldn't as I put the football there. Uh-huh. Yeah. You protecting yourself from, uh, protecting the kitty cat. Creeps from like me. There's already plenty of photos. Yeah. Yeah. What, there's photos without them there? Yeah. Oh, yeah, from that TV show you're for you. Oh, yeah. I refused to watch that. I've never seen it. But you can just go, yeah, Google image it. I just feel, I would do. Once I knew about what, and I know that people probably think I'm lying. And that's fine. But once I knew what you for you was about and that what was going on,

I just thought, it's not possible for a man my age to sit down and watch the show and not be a career. It's tough. It is tough to lie. I just don't see it. I just don't see it. You know, it is so hard to watch, but it's really good. Well, I mean, and then my wife watched it a couple episodes when it first started to have all the hype. And she said, if that's what's going on in high schools, this country is done. It's exactly what's happening to high school. Are they in college now? Yeah. I mean, yeah. Yeah, don't you hate Zendaya or something? Is it Zendaya or Zendaya? Zendaya. Zendaya, don't you hate her or something like that? She hates me. Oh, but she liked her. But it's because my mom was wearing a mega hot, but guys, it was her birthday. Right. It was a birthday. Just got to celebrate. It was her birthday. Hey, your mom has the right to think whatever the hell she wants about the political situation. No, for real. Yeah. It was her birthday. Oh, okay. Does that explain anything? You just say it was her birthday, Eric. Come on. It seems like a mic drop that never quite hits the floor. Come on, guys.

She's back on the basketball goal. Oh, no. Zendaya. Zendaya, get down from there. I'm so high up. You silly girl. Alex Williams. Alex Williams says there's double trouble on two. All right. We got the, you know, the, uh, what do you go at sporeosis? What is that, uh, the, uh, explosive diarrhea. The explosive spora. The explosive spora. Cyclus spora. Still going on. 45 states. Really? I'm eating something about it. I'm eating some leafy greens. I'm eating lettuce every day. Yeah. I'm well, you know, I don't know anybody who's gotten the explosive diarrhea, right? You're in the first couple of weeks. It's like, I ain't getting that. But I don't think there's much of it in the state of Georgia. I've had explosive measles, but not the diarrhea. If it's not one thing, it's something else. Yeah. And this is why I'm saying now cream cheese. This one, the US sun. Sold and dozens of dozens of varieties has been recalled over fears that could be contaminated

with a potentially deadly bacteria. And that, of course, listeria. Oh. And, uh, can I say it's about cream so they're pulling it? And this is another one of something fart. They're made by fresh salads. That was in the nicest names. Fresh salads. Maybe a little too fresh. We promise you won't get poisoned. You know what? Maybe you run this through, uh, you know, some kind of radioactive thing. And then give me the fresh on the other side. Come here, zapp. Hey, let's take the fresh lettuce. Let's zapp it with some radioactive bacteria on it. Oh, it using gamma rays. Maybe everybody will turn into the Hulk. And it would still sell bad. Like if I started a salad company called wilted. Yeah. And it was actually the freshest salad around. Yeah. Still wouldn't sell. The other one gives everyone diarrhea. Yeah. And it pulls fresh. Radioactivity. It's fresh. It's name fresh. Fresh salads. Cream cheese is, uh, it's always bad for you by the way. It's so tasty. It is wonderful. It's wonderful.

But I was years, this back in the 90s. I was, I read, uh, some kind of thing, an article. And it was the American, I think it was the American Heart Association. One of the, the Heart people. Uh, they put out, uh, foods and, you know, somewhat dangerous foods and more dangerous foods to your heart. And then it was a chart that said, you know, how many times a week you should eat this particular food. You know, it had steak and everything on there, whatever. And the B.L.I. would tell you like once a week or something like that. And the only item on there was cream cheese. And they put zero. You should never eat cream cheese. Why not? I just, I guess it's just bad for you. That's a lot of saturated fat. Oh, yeah. And this was the 90s. And, and so I don't know, you know how things change. Back then, eggs were supposed to kill you. Now, eggs are good for you. I don't know what's going on. But, uh, hey, you know, it resonates. When you look at cream cheese, you ever look at a food and you think, I mean, I know it goes to the acid bath and everything. But still, you look at a cheat at like stuff like that and you know,

and you just imagine it in your blood system, your bloodstrike and everything else. Yeah. And you're blocking everything. When you put, you dip in your nachos into that Cisco cheddar cheese. I have cream cheese for once a year. Oh, go ahead. Yes. Sorry, what are we saying to them? I said, I only have it once a year because I make a dessert with it. Cream cheese? Uh-huh. Christmas time. That's, that's close to zero as you can get. It takes five minutes of your life. Every time you eat it. Okay. Well, that's all right. So, if he's, uh, in his 50s, he's taking off, uh, one hour. Yeah. No, no, no, you're taking off his taking one minute. So, one hour and 50 minutes. Fifty, no, five minutes, 55 times. Well, I'm saying if I had a 30 times this time. Okay. Right. So, that's all right. Yeah. Well, you're still dying on the same day. Well, you know, let's just start at like 11, 58. What if you're in the middle of your favorite fish show and it just happens to be your fish? Are they go to the spin-off of Barney Miller? Yeah. That would suck. Yeah. No, because those shows are so good. I know.

He means PHIS. I mean, friends. Yes. I don't want these kids in the house. Ch-ch-ch-ch. Nobody. Damn it. If you died at a fish show, would you do that? Somebody. Would you want the show to go on? No, I would want to. Yeah. Of course. I just want drag me on, throw me in the line. Yeah. Yeah. It was because of the cream cheese. I could see them on stage saying he was a big fan. He would want to shut a guy. Yeah. But he didn't come to every show, so screw it. Yeah. Can I get his body out to the parking lot and let's continue? Hey, can we get rid of that dead body? People want to dance. Can we get that out of here? Do they dance? Or they just sway. They do all that. Do they do the whole dead head thing? Do they do the twill head thing? Yeah. Yeah. And like, couldn't you try to go to the bathroom at one of those ant pavilions? And they're all on the way. They're like, God, I'm going to go through those full lengths of idiots. Oh, you love it. You go to the show all the time. I like going to the show. Yes. And partying, but I don't like the people who are just, uh, I'm a dead head. You got a dead head. You got a dead show. Yeah, I didn't like dead heads either doing that.

You've never done twerly thing. No. I never been that high. You know, you know, I like had an eye on somebody like, I better start twirling with it. If I twirl with her, now, maybe I'll, uh, no. How did I back it dizzy and fall down? You see them all, they're highest. They might. I don't know, but they're tripping. They're like the ballerina. Yeah. You learn how to turn your head. Oh. Keep the liquids in your ear from spinners. Is that what ballerina says? Is that what they do with their head? They go, oh, it makes sense. Hmm. That makes sense. Is that ice skaters must do it too? The formative ice skaters. I would assume a fish show would go on if somebody passed away. I know with burning. Probably. There's been three people that have already died this year's burning man. And just, it's good. Yeah, but I mean, that's not really, I saw those headlines about three people die of burning man. How many people are at burning man? I mean, it's a small city. You know, you get 75,000 people together for a week or two. But just in a normal thing in a set of 75,000 people, you're going to have a couple of deaths, I think. I don't know what number you have to get to, but that is a small city. There are cities that have less population than 12,000 to 35,000 people die every day in

Atlanta from all causes. Okay. But we have a week. 5,000, 14,000. No, this is just the city. Oh, just the city. Okay. So that's 514,000. This is much smaller. You reduce that down. It seems like three probably fits for 75,000. 75,000. Over a week, I think so. Yeah. I guess the comparison is Dragon Con is the exact same size, 75,000 people. Yeah, but it's one weekend. Two, but I guess burning man is a little bit longer. Right. But still, you know, no deaths that I'm aware of with the Dragon Con. Yeah. It's not the same thing. Sure. There aren't 75,000 people. No, how many Dragon Con? A dragon Con, yeah. Oh, there were. But that doesn't count. That a lot of them go and go home and then go back and go home. Burning man, you're there. You're there. Yeah, you're in it. And you're dealing with it like you're in a city. So I think it's a little bit different. I don't know. That's the way I reacted. Three people died of burning man. Like, well, I mean, you take any 75,000 people. I also a lot of drugs. Stick them in the desert, give them a bunch of drugs. And then what are their ages? Really? You know, because older people are going to burning man now.

You know, it's on their bucket list and they get there and they're like, okay, I want to get in there. I heard you tend. Oh, yeah. Do they let anybody in? I mean, they have standards. I have standard. I have standard couples up. You can go in there. Well, they have these standards. I mean, people show up. They're like 82 years old. I want you to be sure. Give me to my sex. I don't believe it. I, that's just a, just a gross. That's just gross. Go out the desert. There's a crit in sand and everybody's never regained. The old man just wants to be happy. He just wants to go have a good time. He's 80. I've been 10 and for 75 years. Never heard the internet. Yeah. That's how I found out about this. Alex Williams says there's a crack on that. All right. Is everybody ready for another season of Hardake? As the NFL, I get to go home and watch the NFL game tonight. Is everybody excited? How about that? Well, yeah, I'm always excited at the beginning of the, I don't know that it should be starting

on a Wednesday, but you know, go. The Australia game's going to be tomorrow for us, but Friday for early in the morning for them, right? Is it going to be early in the morning? Yes. Like 8 a.m. I think. My goodness. I should have picked up this audio. Maybe I'll have it for tomorrow. Kyle Shanahan, the coach of the 49ers, explaining how he felt like he was in a time warp and he explained it blue and blue and blue by the time he played the game, it'll be yesterday. And then by the time he gets home, no, by the time he gets home, yeah, by the time he played the game, it'll be yesterday, the time we get home, it'll be tomorrow or something like that. The whole thing is bizarre. So I don't wear an Australia. Sorry, I just want to clear this up. Depending where it could be 10, 30 in Australia or if you're on the West Coast 830, it will be at 10 a.m. 10, 35 local time for them. Yeah, I'm sure they picked the area because of that. What's it is it in? Is it in like a Perth or something? Isn't it? Let me find out exactly. I feel like it's in Sydney. It's got to be Melbourne. No, I don't think I don't think it'll be Melbourne.

Melbourne. Melbourne could be Perth. Yeah, it's Melbourne. Is it Melbourne? Yes. No, they're. So, yeah, that's going to be weird. That'll be that one. I think the distressing themselves a little thin. I don't know. They own the world. The NFL owns the world. And Gidal just got, they contracted them out until 2031 or 2032. He's making like $65 million a year. But I mean, you can't look. What has he made the league? I mean, since he's been there in 2006, that thing is exploiting. Yeah, he's grown the league. That's going to be boring. Just they have like a, they want to have like four teams in Europe. Basically, a whole division. And yeah, we barely have enough quarterbacks for the 32 teams. We don't. You know, it's 32 teams. And there's like eight quarterbacks that everyone can agree is great. And then after that, it starts to get fuzzy. You're going to add four more teams. You don't want to see the Sean Watson playing for the London Royals. Let me tell you, the Sean Watson after he gets through this walking through, sleep walking

through this season. Is going to go away and know that he, it's like he robbed a bank. Like he is going to have $265 million and have done absolutely nothing for it. And if I was him, I would have a big ol' smile on my face for the rest of my life. Why would he get knocked around anymore? I mean, just open a massage parlor and call it a day. Exactly. He could fund, he could fund his, he can want to sense massages. Exactly. Exactly. So yeah, it's, you know, but it's going to be more heartache every year. It ends up being heartache heartache. Hey, come on. I, in my head, this is what I'm envisioning. Yeah, the Falcons going to soon. What's going on? The Viola has done it. He has wanted for the Falcons. They're the first super ball ever. We're looking to finish the game this week. Nobody expected. Nobody expected. Let me read. Let me read. Don't make that mistake. Listen, my expectations are low. Yeah, that's where you want to end it. And then it makes it easy. It makes it easy for the team to beat your expectations. And if we stop.

It's a better place to be. If you're being a bills fan, you never have to worry about having expectations. Yeah. I think one of the bills fans, because it's worse, because you get, you so cold, you get so close. Yeah, but you just accept it. You just enjoy the game. Yeah, that's going to be a nice thing if it happened, but it's not going to. No, I've realized it's never going to happen. I can watch football now, because I got out of that whole thing. And I just like, no, it's fine. Yeah. If they don't ever, it's fine. Josh is great, but you have to wait for the next generational talent. That's never going to happen. That's going to happen in my life. It's, it's, it's Josh or nothing for me. You guys will be 90s, 90s and 80s. Yeah. And it will happen. Yeah. I'm going to tell you what's going to happen. I tell you what's going to happen. The year I die and I'm not there. That's what it's going to happen. I'm not silly. I understand the universe and the joke. I understand it. I get it. But you know, Montreal bills have won it all. Yeah. Hey, you got any stadium? The bills put grass at the stadium and then they played preseason games on it and it was terrible. And they had to get rid of all of the original grass and since the last preseason game, they

had put down complete new field. I feel bad for the billionaire and to spend his money. Well, the taxpayers covered his life. That's right. I think I have to worry about it. You're welcome. Yeah. That's right. Yeah. I get to root for the team. Anything for our bills. Greg Russ has to pay for them. You can give a deal. That stadium. That's great. There's two things. Shut the hell up and get the hell out. And you know us. We do as we're told. Shelley Winters up next. He's got a great radio show for you. As usual, we're going to come back. Do a Thursday edition of this show tomorrow, starting at 3 pm. You're all invited to join us. But until then, continue on your journey. Don't. Piss off the jean. Thanks for listening to the Bonheistler Doctrine podcast. Feel the doctrine on YouTube, Facebook, Twitch, Instagram, and Twitter for even more content.

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