The Von Haessler Doctrine: S16/E174 - "Flash Flood!"

0:00Thanks for listening to the Von Hesler Doctrine podcast. Follow the doctrine on YouTube, Facebook, Twitch, Instagram and Twitter for even more content. Our one of the Von Hesler Doctrine begins right now. I'm your host, Eric Von Hesler. Not alone on this Friday. Everyone wants to be surrounded by friends on a Friday. I ain't got no friends, but I got the Doctrine Ayers, Tim Andrews is here. Autumn Fisher is here. George Clark is here. And Jared Yamamoto is here. I'm happy to announce today. I don't know if I actually believe it, but it's fun doing outs. Please keep the music up as high as possible for until the first tone. Just seem like it by head. It's been receding. They're a little bit.

1:02That's what we're here for. We're here to listen to the music. What are you talking about? George is rebelling. He's rebelling on this Friday. I'm happy with you, George. He's taking matters into his own hands. It says here. This is from the USA today. That's a newspaper that's been around for the 80s. People rely on it. It's got colors. I do miss the days when you would go to your hotel. I guess when you would walk out of your hotel room. Do that because I would think that would be the only reason to have a paper. Do they still have a paper? Not for more. I haven't seen it in a long time. The hotels that gave you a screw. Yeah. Well, those were the hotels we just did in a few hours. That was a popular New York City magazine. Al Goldstein. Al Goldstein was a light pornographer. He was a public access.

2:04You're dragging me away to play. We can come back. We don't have to go there. I'm just saying that I was in New York City. I saw his show. It was horrible, wasn't it? No, I couldn't believe it. It was on public access. Anybody come on the 80s. Do I let it take one year to that? Anybody of any age could have been watching this in New York City. I caught a thing where he says FU to different people in the city. The mayor. Take that egg. Yes. This was a great memory from the 80s. It's a USA today. That's what we started here. It has been announced that the massive cyclospora outbreak linked to lettuce has been declared over. Yeah. Well, that sounds great. But we won. I read down further in the story. They still don't really know the exact source.

3:07They never quite figured out exactly where it came from. Even though that thing came out positive. Well, no, they know about the lettuce and they know about Taylor Farms. But they have not taken it back to a one, you know, because they get their lettuce from somewhere, I think. You think that they grow it right there on Taylor Farms. Maybe they do. Were they import their lettuce to Taylor Farms? I have no idea. But there's a whole system here and then it gets bagged up into these things. Whatever. What I read. Comes from Wuhan, China. Yes, that's exactly. RFK. Is that who you were? RFK. I don't know. I don't know. Close enough. So I don't know. Maybe it is over. I guess I can rejoice in that. Overall, it's only been like 10,000 people who got it. Yeah. There's 330 million people in the country. So, but it was just one of those things. And I'm saying is I'm not so sure that it's behind us. See, this is the world we live in now. Nobody believes anything. I don't believe anything. I feel like you have to exactly pinpoint the exact source to be able to, on the other

4:11hand, be able to declare that it's all over. We're celebrating before the game's over. I think it's possible that we're celebrating on the one yard line. And you know, a lot can happen. I haven't believed any news at all since the Supreme Court stole the election from Al Gore. Yeah. And that's about when I jumped out as well. It was pretty obvious. I'm impressed. Are you one of these people who said you were a bush-wacked? Oh, yeah. That's right. So, take it as however much you trust the authorities who decide these things. I guess we can all just go back to Eaton. Is it raspberries and strawberries? I never stopped. You never stopped. I stopped with the, you know, just the basic lettuce. You made your wife like cook lettuce? My wife, my wife, and I don't. She may have been lying to me, but she's very good at over these 40 years that we've been together. She told me that she read that there was, there was nothing on, you know, it was just the heads of lettuce.

5:15And any other lettuce was fine. The inside. Yeah. So I just said, you know what? I get this point. I didn't, after a few weeks, I didn't know anyone who had it, you know, like with COVID within a week or two, I knew people who had it. So I was like, ooh, that's getting close. I should make sure I don't go near those people. But, you know, this thing's been going on for quite some time. I don't know anyone personally. Does anybody here know anyone personally who's got the explosive diarrhea? Yeah. So. We get a DM on our Von Hesterdochron Instagram from a guy whose dad got it. All right. That's the guy whose dad's next door neighbor. Yeah, this is my ex husband's mother-in-law's cousin's dentist. He was very upset. I'm here to tell you, it's real. He was very upset. He was like, he thought that we're being flippant about it. Oh, I'm like, it's my first time here. Listen, hey, here's the way it goes. It's called the Von Hesterdochron. We're flippant about everything. We make jokes about explosive diarrhea. Yeah, it's the thing. Yeah, yeah.

6:15If flippant ain't your thing. Oh, listen to this. There's plenty of other places to go. Oh, boomer doing gay jokes. Why did you have to tell me that? I'm not on social media. And one of the reasons I'm not on social media is because this is the way that I think, you know, we're on the air, we got a big old show, it's a wonderful show. Some people love it, some people hate it. My assumption is on social media all over the place, there are probably people saying how much they like the show. And then there are some people talking about what a terrible show it is and what a terrible host I am. And in my mind, I just think, well, yeah, that's the way that it's supposed to be. But I don't want to go look at it. Tiktok is unexplored space for us. Yes. Because we're all over Instagram and Facebook. But you? The meta products. And we don't get comments like that, but this was user 6152222. But you, yeah. So Tim had to tell me that I guess one of our Gene Simmons things. Yeah, the first one we did. The first one, which was very funny. And spontaneous. Yes.

7:15And I guess it was put out there and then somebody's, what is it? Oh, what a listening to boomers do gay jokes. Oh, how? And you just look at it. Oh, no way. That wasn't the joke. Yeah, the joke isn't the people. The joke was that Gene Simmons keeps bringing it up. It was about Gene Simmons. It wasn't about whatever. Our experience listening to Gene Simmons. Yes. Yes. So we, the joke was coming from the point of view that the person who's criticizing the joke is coming from. Yes. And they don't even, so that's why you see what I'm doing right now. But this is why, yeah, this is why you just don't look at it because it's absurd. It's too much already. It's just absurd. People are absurd. And anything that comes from Facebook or Instagram is nothing. You don't, that is nothing. Well, I would add any social media, but I know. Well, I just mean especially because the youths are not, the people who are going to be making the money to pay for the show eventually are not on Facebook. And then on Facebook, you're just saying old people who are just waiting for death.

8:16Is that what you're saying? Facebook is just a social media. It's a pre-grave yard for those who'll be laying down forever soon. You know what it is? It's people who are near the end of that conveyor belt and need to keep themselves busy so that they're not looking at the end of it. Well, here's the thing. I like that. She doesn't like Facebook so she thinks no one else is on it. But, no. That's the way she says it. My experience is the only experience. Yes. The only one that's the only one that's the bottom-ride. But say that again now. So if your Facebook to you is people of the end of the conveyor belt, who... People who are on the conveyor belt who can see the end of it and need to distract themselves to stand by themselves. And what I'm saying is we've always had for years and years and years old people go back to the crossword puzzles. That's what that's for. That's what that's for. Yeah. There's a busy with that. Beats yourself busy and you're not thinking about the latest aching pain. You know what you think? Remember aching pain? I do. They were great. We need to hold people sitting outside in a chair with...

9:18Especially like an old man who's gotten real thin with his leg crossed too far over, you know? Yeah. And then just sitting. Is this looking... This sounds like ageism to me. It sounds to me like you're being very, very negative toward people who... How has that a negative? They've done nothing... Well, you're making fun of them sitting in chairs and... That's what I heard. I can't imagine you're following like a bear belt. You know what? I heard that you're making fun of them. But now you're Facebook to me because... Oh, oh, oh. I don't want to... I don't have to come Facebook to bottom. You know how she is? She gets down right cruel. So, deleting a picture of this old man that... Yes. ...convision in my head. And you love him. You think he's a great old man. I want to be... When I'm old... Yes. I want to be on the porch just looking at birds and stuff. You ain't no spring chicken, honey. I know. I'm just not there yet. Yeah, no. You're not in that state. No, not there yet. Where would you see yourself? As far as... Like... Are you pre or post-menopause?

10:19Where are we now? Where are we? I'm not Perry. That's right. And what is that? Is that seven to four pre or is that in between pre and post? No, that would be... There's also just menopause, right? During. During, yeah. Is Perry before the... Yeah, Perry is before. Is it after pre or is it before pre? You don't... There is no pre-menopause. Oh, so it's Perry. Perry is pre. I don't know why. It's strange because the letters are right there. You can just move them around. It could be a Perry purr. It's a kind of... You've got the letters that are needed, so... Perry. Perry. Sally. I take belly. I go to belly for my belly in the book. Yeah, she's passing baguettes. When you have to start taking hormone. Well, I take a... Well, just... You know, I take a monophasic birth control. Listen. So it's a consistent amount of estrogen. So I'm kind of giving myself... I'm giving myself... A hormone replacement, HRT. A hormone replacement therapy on my own. I have to really get in here and let you know that you do have hipurites. You don't have to divulge everything. Well, my pharmacy is on David's...

11:21Okay. You know how these middle-aged chicks are? They got to drug for everything. Yeah. They got to drug to wake up, drug to go to the bathroom. How did you both react that way? Yeah. I don't know. That he's middle-aged. I'm just following the lead. It's about time that somebody's stand up to these middle-aged chicks in their pharmaceuticals. Ladies, don't take the sugar pills in your birth control pack. You don't have to skip that period. Oh, what are you? What are you? What are you? Now you're an expert on the radio? I don't have to be an expert if there's no... They tell people... Well, then how do some people take it if it's so well known? You're sounded like Trump. Everybody knows. Everybody knows you know. Everybody's shivering. Everybody's shivering. Everybody's saying it. Everybody's saying that. Maybe some people like the sugar pill. I don't even know. I don't even know. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Don't you... Trump loves blood. I'm a blood person. His favorite color is blood. I'm a big blood person. Great genetics. I have to tell you. Great genetics.

12:21Great blood. I'm a big blood person. I believe in blood. I'm a big blood person. Blood. I love blood. He's a vampiro. That's fine. It's fine. I love blood. I don't even know what the hell he was talking about. Blood. He was like somebody who runs a museum in Texas. He was talking about her. She's got great blood. I believe in blood. I believe in blood. Well, it's good blood. I believe that blood is the future. It's a good blood. He's like Neil Sudaca. Bad. Yeah, he didn't like that. Bad. Bad. The bitch was born to lie. It could have been me, but it was you. Who in and bit off a little bit more? I didn't eat. Good. What about that Alice Cooper song? Only Wim and bleed. That's a lovely song. It's a great song. It's because you want to know what? Because you have the dirty mind. You don't understand what that song's about. What's it about?

13:21It's about a woman who is being neglected by her husband. Okay. And so she stays at home all day. Why do I have a dirty mind for? Well, because everybody thought that he was talking about back then. There was a little bit controversial. Are you singing about ladies at that time of the month? But that was not what he was singing about. Of course not. I don't know why I feel like I have to give a full-throated defense of Alice Cooper. Is he like blood? Is he like blood? I love blood. Yeah, I think that's a big blood person. You got to get to have that second part. Okay. I'm a big blood person. I love blood. Do you think that he was like extra animated yesterday and the day before? Yeah, well, he's a, yeah, he's in campaign mode. Right. And also it's not that stupid stuff about having to actually be president. Oh, that's it. But go ahead. He's off the cuff when he's sitting there and he doesn't, he's never read it before. You know, he didn't even give it a proofread. So he's just like raiding the rids on the paper, pretending to know what is happening next.

14:24And there was a lot of like comedy. I was watching the game, which was wild to watch a game that was happening today last night. And that was bizarre. But so I was watching the game, but he, he was like, it seems like a whole comedy routine. He had, he had, I know everybody's going to say the, the pledge of loyalty, but I saw that as him making jokes. He was saying funny, yeah, absolutely. Making jokes. It was like a lot of like jokes. Like this one, for example. He said he was tired. That's enough of politics. I've been doing this now for seven days straight. I want a little music of you to mind enough with the politics. Yeah, yeah. That's like, that's it. It's a good Biden drug. That's the whole day. I make up drugs. The seven days. Like I'm so bored. Having to do this. I got to think about other people, other politicians, other races. I don't give a damn about their races and their campaigns. What do they win or where they lose? I care about one thing in this world and that's who I see in the mirror every morning when I'm putting on my long-read tie.

15:28That's me. Seven days having to talk about other candidates and their situation is like, why do I have to, seven days? That's the longest Trump's ever spent thinking about anyone other than Trump. And he's so bored with it. And so probably last night was probably better than the night before because he just decided to go straight out comedy. Well, like he had one point at one point. At one point he pointed up at the jumbo tron and he started talking about his hair. That was a pretty funny moment. Look at that. Look at that. I got to do a little bit better in the back right there. I don't like that little skin that show and I'm not happy with it. That's not true. I shouldn't have looked up there. How that's going to help any Republican anywhere when they're raised. That's what conventions are for. He's supposed to.

16:28His whole thing is pretend I'm on the ballot because when he's on the ballot Republicans do better than when he's not on the ballot. And you know, we'll see if he's right about that. It's hard to bet against him. He has beaten the odds a few times now. Every historical marker says that they're going to get wiped out in November. But, and this is the reason why Republicans are still like nervous about jumping ship right now. Even if they think it would help them win. It's because a couple of people have done that in the past, the Republican party, and look who comes chugging back. Oh, there's Trump now. So they've been burnt before by basically saying, okay, this guy, he's not going to win. And then he comes back and he wins. So I understand their hesitance to a certain degree. Teflon Don. We'll see. Look, man, if he can keep the Senate. I mean, if he keeps the House and the Senate, then nothing that's ever happened before this era in politics is matters anymore.

17:36Because everything is indicating that there's going to be a wipeout. And that they will definitely lose the House and possibly the Senate. But the Senate is still very difficult. And then you got John Federman, who is not liked in the Democrat party anymore. So he's playing footsie with the Republicans. And so many people are wondering if they need one vote to keep the Senate after the midterms. A lot of people are thinking that Federman might switch parties. Come on over, join us. You can be as lazy as you want. We don't care. We don't care, we don't care. We don't care, we don't care. We make more money. Yeah, here's like four things I want you to just do what you're told. And then everything else you can do is stupid, repressive, non-sazy veteran who's hurt. Just do whatever you want. Please raise your right hand. Oh, yeah. This is just... I pledge to the greatest president in the history of the United States. That loves us so much, he can't even breathe.

18:39I'm just telling her Catholic life. That will go out with my family, my friend. He loses them here. I'll do it anyway. I don't care if I'm registered or not. I'm going to try and cheat like hell like they do. There's never been bigger cheaters saying, okay. I ain't going to go out and I'm going to get my friends, my friends. I'm going to get my friends, my family. And we are going to vote on November 3rd or we are going to vote before that. I can't, I can't. And then he kept it all off with, again, more comedy. It's incredible of what will happen if you don't vote. You know what happens if you don't vote? You go to hell, you know. Okay. You go to hell. And I don't want that to happen to you. So please go and vote. You burned in the fires of hell. Satan will torment you for eternity. That's a lot of days. That's a lot of days, eternity.

19:39That should do. This is one after the end. Don't about it, you got to hell. You got to do me a big, the biggest favor you've ever done me. You've got to do this for me. You've got to pretend I'm on the ticket. I'm on the ticket. I'm on the ticket. He's on the ticket. You got to be there. You know, you sleep noises. The midterms. Normally the president, the job is to kind of tell you why you should vote for someone else because they're good kids. No, it's sad. It's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, I need your help here. But like I, I look at you. Yeah. He doesn't want to give actual, you know, data. Well, you know, I'll go for the comedy routine over the night before. I'll pay everybody five thousand dollars if we keep the house and set it. 10,000. 10,000. What a million. What a million. That's enough of politics. I've been doing this now for seven days. Seven days.

20:39I want a little music of you to mind enough with the pilot. What did they do? Probably. Probably. It's like the greatest hit. I mean, it's, he's only been on the scene for like 12 years. But it's, he's already the Rolling Stones. It's just everything is the greatest hit show. Man, he does the dance. And they're like, yeah, we love the dance. We love the dance. Don't forget. In 18 months, I've delivered on every single promise on you. And I think I delivered on cardboard. Remember what I said? No more forever wars? When I said, I'm gonna blow the hell out of me, right? I told you and I did it. You're gonna get us out of, uh, you crained in the, uh, I was like, on the first day. Yeah, I never said that. I said I was gonna allow them to continue the war. I've stalemate. We're gonna be stalemated all over the world. Well, whatever, you know, people, we got election coming up. People are saying, give me two airick lines. Let's just laugh. Let me just laugh.

21:39Let me have some music. Let's have music. Let's have music. Let's have music. Let's have music. Let's have music. Let's have music. Let's have music. Let's have music. Let's have music. Let's have music. Sorry, too many. I'm asking my ears. I love that sound. Dip a blood. Dip. Dude, don't fight the blood thing again. Just before we're a time to fall out though. Great genetics, I have to tell you. Great genetics, great blood. That's a big blood person, I believe in blood. That's what I want the ice to leave you. I'm a big-blood person. I believe in blood. Who doesn't believe in blood? Other people think it's not real? Some people think it's fake. Fake blood blood blood. Well, it's not a sports show, but let's pump the brakes on just handing the Lombardi trophy to the Rams. Yeah. All the talk we've heard. They were jet lag, Derek. You know what? I hate to say it, because so obvious, but it sort of did look like that.

22:40Yeah. It kind of looked like one team was locked in and the other team was kind of like, yeah, we just flew 14 hours. They were just missing, too. There were a couple of passes where you could tell they were like just a little bit off that made them the jet lag. I'm happy because it's not their fault. The Rams annoy me because they're a good team and they have no fan base. They've been to two Super Bowls in the last few years. They won one of them. They have no, the Super Bowl parade in Los Angeles after the Rams won the Super Bowl. There were more people at the Atlanta United parade and that's not, it's saying a lot. That was on a Wednesday. Okay. Well, they always are. They're always on Tuesdays and Wednesdays, these things. So everyone you've ever seen has been like on a Tuesday. You think a Super Bowl team waits like a full week to get to the weekend after. I felt like the Braves parade was on a Friday. If I'm regretting that. Well, it's a different deal, right? You know, you know, the championship's going to be on a Sunday with football. This is not a sports show, but I'm just saying tap the brakes on that one.

23:42What you never know, you know that experiment, if people don't know, one team went over there a week before, got totally acclimated and that team kicked, but the other team, the Rams, they decided to do it as quick as possible and try to stay on American time. So they just jetted over there. They landed about one day before the game, did the game immediately got on the plane back. So the experiment is not really over yet because until you see how the teams do in the following game, then we'll see if it does it catch up with the 49ers, but then the Rams in their next game are just fresh because they never got off at this time. That's all I had to say, but this is not a sports show. I don't even know why the hell I'm talking about. You know, it was nobody likes the NFL. You know, it was funny was I love when we have these games that are overseas, right? And you see like the different newscasts responding to them. Oh, yeah. And the Newcastle. This was great. You said no idea what was going on with the America football.

24:42This is great. This is great. We're watching some footy game in America, the Rams and the San Francisco 69ers play. Whoa. Yeah. Yeah. 40. 40. That's how it's much more interesting. Yes. A lot of people might pay to see it in. That's what we were doing. That's what we were doing. That's much harder to explain to you. What? Do you know why they're called the 49ers? Yes, I do because of 1849 gold. Oh, look at that. Look at that. They did American stuff saying Melbourne and start saying Melbourne. That's how they say it. I know, but well, if I don't say NAR, I say no. Okay. Now, here's the no. That's different because that's just the word. My belief is when it comes to names, the people who have the names decide how you say it. Like I don't say Brett Favry because he says it's far. It's spelled Favry, but it's his name.

25:42In Pennsylvania, Covington is Covington. Here, it's Covington. Okay. Okay, even if I'm in Pennsylvania, I'll say Covington. They just knew it's like people are going out of their way. I know. Oh, it's Melbourne. I don't know how you've noticed so much because I haven't been around people who talk about Melbourne very much in my life. But I noticed it and I said, oh, he's there. That must be the way they pronounce it. It really doesn't even matter, right? It doesn't, but I mean, it's annoying. Well, you think they're trying to show off, but aren't you asking in a weird way? I get what you're coming from, but I also think that if you really examine what you're saying, you're saying like, no, we're supposed to be ignorant to it. And we have to state of the ignorant way of saying it. It's not like it's a different spelling like they did with peaking or those other cities because it's Beijing. They've always said it that way. It's a different language. It's the same damn language. And words are said differently. So if we say Melbourne, there's nothing wrong with it. I mean, if you're an American and you're a broadcaster, just say Melbourne. People know what you're talking about. See, I've always said Melbourne. Melbourne. I've always said Melbourne. Melbourne. They've been saying the new one is Melbourne conspiracy.

26:42What? I went to Melbourne for my honeymoon. You've been saying it. You're next to doing it. Hey, you did. I know. And I'm telling you, we were corrected a couple times. There were a couple of Australians that were incredibly nice. Just kind of the kind. And just said it was, say, Melbourne. I see he almost what happens is they brought to Caduette Lanter. No, it's Atlanta. I would say that to them. Oh, God. I would hate you if you did. You would say that to them. Yeah. It was no tea. They threatened to beat them up. Yeah. And so if you get threatened, like these Australians, they're violent. Okay, when you're in Australia, if you want to be, you know, kiss ass, say it their way. Yeah. But don't be a broadcaster. Melbourne. You know it's not natural. It's the same way everybody immediately adopted. That was political. I know. That was political. If you said keyab, then you were on Putin side. Somebody decided that. That was a political thing. No, it's key. It's always been key. I mean, you know, it's always been key. Sorry, because the chicken was always the chicken keyab. Chicken keyab. I don't want your chicken keyab.

27:44I've had chicken keyab. It's delicious. If that's the case, then we should be saying aluminum. Every other thing is eo. No, but see you guys see you're going in a different direction than what I'm going. What I'm saying is when there are proper names involved, whether it's a person, whether it's an, like I remember, but Republicans were always making fun of Obama because he would pronounce. Yeah, because that's the way it's actually pronounced. I don't, you can't argue for. No, I want to, yeah, we're not the M, which means it's okay for us to be somewhat ignorant of it. Now, stay inside of the ignorant. If you find out you're saying something incorrectly, but now what if, what if one is just an accent? I mean, we have an American accent and they have an Australian accent. The word for us is melbourne or melbourne or whatever. I say melbourne because it's fine because that's an American pronunciation. Do we have to say it? Like, if you want to get a croissant, do you, do you ask me a question?

28:47Quasson. No, not even that crazy. Just a quasson. Yeah, but again, they started saying, they started saying Latino names like that in the 90s and there's a great sketch on Saturday night live with Jimmy Smith and they're doing it to me. He's like, why are you doing this? Stop it. Yeah. They're like, um, guys, yeah, maybe we should order some food for the meeting. Maybe some Mexican food. I would love it. Tortilla. Yeah. You guys are still not following me. I'm just talking. No, I, I'm saying with everything else in other words is fine. When, when, if it's a name, I say the people that the name applies to the most. However, they say the name, whether it's a personal name, an organization, a city, a state, then it's okay to adopt their thinking about the name. Now, tomato, tomato, the rest of the stuff is all based on, you know, and different regions, you say things in different ways, but it's not improper to pronounce a name of something the way that the person or entity themselves pronounces it.

29:49Like it, you can't argue for ignorance. Well, they only do it that way because they don't say there are is because of their accent. I agree with you, Tim. Uh, is that true? Yes. You're saying that you're saying that they are, they don't instinctively or just drop it. That's just how their accent. Well, okay. Well, we say things. Right. If somebody came, the example that you wrote before Eric that proves your point is that somebody came here and said, Atlanta, I would correct them and say Atlanta. That's how we say we're from Atlanta. All right. I wouldn't do that. I wouldn't call it an accident. I would. I would like make a statement. I would get on top of the bar and be like, it's Atlanta and not Atlanta. You see, that's why they don't hold special events here because they're afraid of you. Now that whole, that whole putting in the whole putting in the British when they put an R at the end of a word, um, it doesn't happen all the time. It'll happen when the word ends in a vowel and then the next word starts with a vowel. Yeah. If it starts with a hard consonant, then, uh, they won't do it. I want examples like, um, uh, before seven.

30:52Well, if they're here, if Atlanta United, maybe I don't have an example. That's, and that's, and that's foul vowel. If they're here, then you just stay at our way. If we're there, we need to stay there away. Okay. So you're you're you're a, when, when in Rome kind of guy, you know, a room you do is the Romans 100%, which means you just, you know, you're making, you're making, you're making roundup people you don't like and set tigers and lions on them. How do we get to coming? Vitec 400 to coming. Oh, sir, there's no K at the end of it. Get out. That will be Jared Yamamoto. I'm not even going to give you directions. I'll just correct the nice. That's a good point because even I think, uh, people from Utah will say something that ends in an I N G with a K sound at the end. Is that a milking? Yep. Really? So listen, this is the thing about language. We're there. I get it. This is what deal the religions here. I don't know. People can speak. I don't want to get all I go to live in Albania. The wrong side of Mormons.

31:53I don't want to get in trouble if they're, if they're putting K's. Well, yeah, Mormons are pretty aggressive. So oh, yeah. Yeah. Boy, I'll tell you one thing though, I can drink them under the table. No problem. No problem. Oh, great. Oh, wow. Now listen to some boomers making jokes about people from Utah. Mm. What a surprise. A controversial place right here in our backyard. Sonoya. Some people call it Sonoya. Sonoya. Sonoya. You know what I call it? What? That place in Georgia I've never been to. Oh, this is a shock headline. So much so. I didn't take the time to actually read the article. But the headlines interesting. Not good for local industry, if true. What has CNN used to always say during Trump's first term? A bombshell if true. Yes. You lose 12 minutes of your life every time you drink a Coke

32:54scientists fine. This is according to the University of Michigan. How do they get like that? 12 minutes. 12 minutes. I mean, you don't think about it. I don't drink many now. So does it all because I've got an old man's tummy. But I mean, I think I'll tell me when they say a Coke, it's got to apply to anything. Right? You want to spray? Gotta be right. I like this. So does. So what about those little mini cans? Is that six? That takes six. Yeah, six minutes. Six minutes. So I think of how many of those I've had my whole life. And by the way, what about the people who stop by a quick trip and get like 35 ounces to the cup every day? Well, they lose a day. Every one they drink is a day. I want to know the metric that they used to like a minute. All right, that's one minute. All right. Now we're up to four minutes. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Dude, what if we told you that you lose? Well, you take average lifespan. Span. Span.

33:54Span. Well, that's how they say it. Yeah. Well, I'm getting into the off season. Yeah, you had a day. You had a day. Take your average lifespan. Average lifespan. And then you got how much coax or sodas. It's not fair to the Coca-Cola company. Sodas take off the life and then you break it down in a minute. If you have a Pepsi, it extends your life. Yes. So drink a Coke and a Pepsi for lunch. Yeah. Says here, a standard 12 ounce sugary soda was statistically linked to a loss of 12 minutes of disease-free living due to its contributions to conditions like heart disease type 2 diabetes and it was. Yeah. Yeah. That's kind of walking it back a little bit. What they're saying is you'll still be alive. You'll just be miserable. Yeah, I'll take a little bit of diabetes as long as I'm alive. Yeah. Yeah. What if it doesn't need to get like a little stuffy nose? Yeah. I'll take some. I'll take some. I have no ice. I have no ice. No soda nose. It's a Coke. Yes. Stuffy nose connection was made years ago. Listen, it's because the sugar, listen, Dr. Joe would tell you, you drink the sugary soda

34:58and then it goes into your vagal vagus nerve and then your hippocondria goes all the wax. It's more than a dye. Your immune system goes down and get a cold. Well, it is the app, but it's also the dyes and the acid that's in there. It got the barric acid in there. It eats your stomach away. Uh-huh. That's right. And then you got no stomach and then you can't digest it and then you have a cold. Then you got a hole in there and every time you eat something else that goes through the hole and then your body and then all of a sudden you got a zucchini traveling in your veins. You know, the third you swallow your gum and then you have a gum. And then you had explodes and you got to put it back together. Nobody wants to do that. No, I mean, if your brain falls out, you stick it back in. You got to use bubble gum to glue it back to your stem. Guys, there is a good news. Well, your junior did that, didn't he? That's right. Ankle was doing it with skiing. He was drinking a coke and his head exploded and he put it back on. He took a ski and he melted it down and he put it, he put a plate in his head and then he wrote one of his hits, you know, the one country boy's Kentivite. We're going to watch some football. Yeah. It was big hits. It's time for some football. You got to pick in the ground. You got to beer on ice. All of his rady friends are coming out with a night. The watch football.

35:59That's right. Does say guys in the same study that nuts and seeds. It says guys, this is only for the guys. Uh, I don't know. Sorry. Guys, guys, nuts and seeds add 25 minutes to your life. Oh, I do. I was going to live to 107. What about the guys who put peanuts in their Coca-Cola? It's a lot. The reason that it didn't stop me at the time. But the whole thing where like somebody put a nail and a glass of Coke and like the nail disintegrates over time, that would read the reason. That's, I think that's the beginning of me going, hey, maybe I won't have so many sodas. Well, just don't hold it in your mouth. You know, I'll be right. Just swallow it as fast as you can. Yeah. I'll enjoy it. Don't enjoy it. Don't save time. Don't save it at all. Yeah. Do not. Do you do swish it around your mouth? No. There you go. I'm going to have a glass of Coke. Especially after a long time. I don't like it. Here comes Mr. It's not Atlanta. I'm just saying it like I I don't drink a lot of soda now. So when I do have an ice cold glass of Coke, it's amazing.

37:00Listen, Coke on ice at the right time. I agree. It's fantastic. Automatically you're saying you don't drink. I don't drink a lot of cold beverages. Cold? You just don't like anything cold? I don't like water. I don't want ice in my water. Oh, you're weird. I don't. I don't. It's not even water. It's not even refreshing. It's not cold. What is in the fridge? That's fine. But like all of my little alonies that I drink are out in the open. When I was doing sugar free red bulls, they were out. I don't want a cold beverage. That is you are probably a member of ISIS. Yeah. I can't. It's not America. It's not America. I found out. What? It's kind of an Asian thing too. Are you are you are you claiming now that your was an cultural appropriation? She's appropriating a culture that is not hers. Yep. And I am offended as the Asian on the panel. You are a canceled. I'm Korean. You are canceled. You are none of these things. I'm also in a loser. I'm a loser. Like India. You are a poser. That's Asia. Yeah. You are none of these things. You are delusional. I mean, that is what you are.

38:00Cherokee Indian. That's what I am. Did you get your DNA done? No. My mom and I don't believe you. My mom used to say that we were like one-sixteenth. There's. Yeah. What does that even mean? What does that even mean? You're one-sixteenth. I mean, you can get a casino. Yeah, it's everyone's idea. I was applying for colleges and they said, you should put that down about your one. I'm going to prove that I'm one-sixteenth. I don't love it. Native American. They don't look. You can just put it down there. I should have saved some money. Howard, too. Of the bond, Hessler doctrine begins right now. I don't know why you threw this into the bucket of stories, Jared Yamamoto. East Atlanta Village declared the Brooklyn of Atlanta. And then this goes on to question. They have a lot of libraries in Brooklyn. Is it accurate? I would agree. I think it is the Brooklyn of Atlanta.

39:00We got to stop doing this. There's so many browsers. We got to stop. It's not that. It's not the problem. The problem is Atlanta has been doing this for a long time. Doing themselves, comparing themselves to New York City. There's no reason that Atlanta should try to be New York City or even care about New York City. There was a big campaign before I moved here. I think it was in 96. There was at the first radio station that I worked at when I moved here, they had some old stuff from old promotions. I didn't get here until 98. This must have been a big poster at the time. It had kind of a hot girl and kind of a tawny, cattain looking type from the 80s or 90s. A lot of hair. Yeah. So this may have been something that happened in the 80s. It was still laying around. I don't know. I thought maybe it was around the Olympics or something like that, 96. But she's got a peach. She's just bitten to a peach.

40:02It says, look out. Look out big apple. Atlanta's coming or something like that. And I just thought this is ridiculous. You shouldn't be comparing yourself. And again, what I would say to that is no Atlanta, you're not the New York City because here's how I can tell you that. No one in New York City is saying, look out Atlanta. Like they're not comparing themselves to you. So you shouldn't be comparing yourself to them. Atlanta is Atlanta. Brooklyn is Brooklyn. And the EAB is EAB. The EAB is EAB. That's why I don't like the nickname Empire State of the South. That was often referred to Georgia Atlanta for a while. And I do think Atlanta is authentically itself now. It took a while to come into its own, but it really is. You really think so? To the South. I think they've knocked off that. Yeah, you know, took a while. They knocked off that, they've knocked off that soulless plastic thing they had going for a while. That's right. And now we're here. I don't see where back.

41:03But stop. My point is stop comparing one to the other. It's stupid because they're not, hey, in Brooklyn, they're like, hey, we're the East Atlanta village of New York. They're not doing that. It's not an article. It's not comparing themselves. So you make yourself look like a second. Sherman, just by doing cleansing this city. Yeah, how dare you. How dare you? Give us what we have today. We have to bring up the Civil War. We have to bring up the Civil War. We run this. Oh, yeah. But the problem is they didn't name it Phoenix. It's me, Phoenix is Phoenix. Don't you think this article is kind of for potential transplants? They might have an idea of what Brooklyn is. Yes. And not what EV is. And now they've got an idea of what EV is. What I would say is if you like living in Brooklyn, stay in Brooklyn. If you like living in East Atlanta village, then live there. But it's not the same. I just, it's just the comparing and saying, we're as good as night. You know, in a lot of ways, we're better. But it's different. Stop the comparison. I don't get robbed enough. I really need to move back to EV.

42:03I love the people in the city who are like that. You know, those guys in the suburbs, they don't want to grittin' their life. We want to be able to walk from our door to our car without even a second. Can you imagine such a thing without even once considering that somebody would crack us over there? Oh, my car got broken. It's just a way of life. What is true, Jared? There are people who say, oh, they're just, they don't want, you know, the real life. No, no, we want real life with zero crime. That's what we're looking for. None. Not having to worry about it. I don't want any crime. But your wife goes out at 10 o'clock at night to get milk. You're like, okay, see you in a few minutes. I absolutely want that too as an ITP. I can tell you that we want the same thing. I know what you do. I'm not saying every, all of this doesn't apply to you. It crime doesn't have a zip code. There are, actually it does. Yes it does. And several zip codes. And we all, it's just like, it's that weird artist idea that, well, people go to the suburbs because, you know, they want to clean, sterile life. And I'm going to write a poem about how they don't find it because your problems follow

43:06you out to the suburbs. Okay, Mr. Artist, we, everybody went to the suburbs, understood that. They're not looking for that. They're not looking for a life without any difficulties. They're looking for something very simple. You can close your front door, walk to your car, and never, ever, ever once think about something happening to you. That's all. It's a very low standard. The artists and the poets are completely wrong about why people go to the suburbs. Nobody went to the suburbs thinking, no problems will ever happen in my life again. No, we all understand. You know, half the girls are getting pregnant when they're 16. We're getting it. The real problems, they stay out there. But if you live in the right neighborhood, you can go from your door of your home to the door of your car, and can you imagine this, never once even slightly kind of thinking something might happen to me in between those two places. Or can you imagine I've been parking my car on my driveway for, you know, 26 years now,

44:10and it's never once been broken into. Not once. Jerry John Moe cannot say that because his car has been broken into. I've known so many people. I still look duck. So what people are looking for in the stuff at a soft top. It's actually just very, yeah, and that's on you to make sure you have the right top. It wasn't on the criminal. It was on you. You should have known better than to leave a soft top vehicle on the street like that. It's 100% on you. I just love the whole idea of what inner city people think of people who go to the suburbs and what they go there for. Also, you know what else is great? You guys are not going to believe this. Going to a restaurant and just, whoop, going into a very large parking lot and parking. That is changing. Now that has come into the city. It is going to be knowing how many different apps you have to get to park places. But I did just find an article here saying that Roswell declared the Westchester of Atlanta. So look at that. What is that? So look at, no, no, you guys are comparing. I don't even know what Westchester is. What is Westchester? What is Westchester? Pennsylvania or New York? New York.

45:10Is that what it is? Is Roswell that? I've never heard anybody in Roswell say that. Very family oriented with a historic downtown Good Schools Parks. River Access and Morrison. Who would want that? Nah. Good schools. Parks. Who would want that? I want to be a pastor in you. That's right. That's that's that's called real life, George. That's what we want. You got to have people, you know, making you feel bad because you're not giving money out left and right as you walk down the street. You know, my wife told me there was the goss of. My wife told me like there's like three homeless people in the park though, you know, so. Wow. Yeah, it's going to do. Uh oh. The rip-rap, the city rip-rap, don't help me. Don't think I'm the four sales sign hasn't gone up. That's kind of a little bit cartoon. That was like a year or so ago. My wife told me there's like three homeless people in the park. Oh, wow. Well, that's just. I don't know if it's up to four. You can't do anything about it. You guys can do the big canoe or something like that way up north.

46:11The big canoe. Big canoe that's up in the mountains. I got to try to find my way up there. Yeah. Can I take a boat? I'm homeless, but I got a boat. That's right. That's my new thing. Boats for the homeless. I'm sorry, unhoused. Sorry. That makes no mark. I'm giving them houseboats. No, I like that. But no, it does. It takes the bite out of it when you say unhoused. Yeah, it makes it nicer. It's that old Louis C. K. Joe code. Have we taken care of the problem? No, no, no, but it makes sense to be. Yeah. That's the problem. No, no, no, you're not cured. We just feel better. We don't call you the R word. Yeah. It does absolutely nothing. It's like the whole idea of suicide is such a big problem. We should never say the word unalived. Yeah, that's the whole thing. Yeah, yes, you're going to solve a problem by avoiding saying the word. That happens all the time. Let's say hello to Alex Williams. Alex says it's a rainy ride. You got lucky. When I found you, yeah.

47:13Oh, you better watch more than you, okay? It's kind of what Jennifer Lawrence is saying. J law. J is what it like wasn't she in every movie? And she was for a while. She had that moment right before COVID where she was in everything. And I think she's a really good actress just based on that Winters bone. You love that movie. It might be the only movie I've ever seen with her. I don't know. Good movie. It is a great movie, isn't it? And so through that movie, I know that she's has really great abilities as an actor. But you never saw hungry games? No, why would I go see the hungry game? Eric and I went and saw those together. You do? No, me. The only reason I would go see the hunger games is maybe if my kid wanted to go. But it's available for strong with my mom, my wife, so my mom, my wife. You know, with their mom, my wife. Take me to the movies, mom. So yeah, I never saw. But she's now, what did she join? Instagram?

48:14She did? Okay, this is, I guess, passive aggressive. I don't know. Sure. First post? Stupid. But well, so did she do a video post? It's a real, yeah. Okay. And this is like a talk about you got lucky. This is the whole attitude here. All right, I'm here. And I'm above all of you little people. And you are very, very lucky that I'm here. Right out of the box. I got rules. You have to act and do exactly what I want, or I will leave. And then your life will be less because I'm no longer. I mean, this is just complete arrogance to be good. So yeah, I'm giving you the shot. And if anyone says anything negative, I will quit immediately. No questions asked. If anyone thinks something mean, I'll know.

49:15I'll know. I know quit. Boy, I'm really glad. You might be joking. I'm joking. She has a sense of humor. Is she talking to you? Absolutely. Yeah. I didn't pick that out. I didn't pick that out. I think she knows. I mean, that's inevitable that somebody's going to say something bad. And she's negative. Recognizing that, right? Yeah. Okay. She's making fun. I think she's. Yeah. Okay. I guess I don't know her sense of humor. I'm pretty good at picking that sort of thing up. But I don't get it that. That's the time. Oh. Oh, what do you, when you win a gold star now? You're going to put a gold star in your forehead. Yeah. Because you understood. I called her up and I was like, yo, JJ. Look out, girl. You were joking, right? Why would you be JJ? Yeah. The top. The top reply is from Chef Reactions, who is very popular. He says, this is the internet. Nobody says mean S. You're good. That's true. Yeah. All right. If she's joking, then I will. I will. I'll defer to Autumn Fisher when it comes to whether or not she's got her tongue firmly

50:17in her chest. Yeah. Yeah. You would. She thought she was JJ. That's what I call her. You thought she was on good times. She called Autumn. And I call her. Oh, okay. You got off. These are a little. That's my favorite. That's how I call her in crowd. Are you sure? A lot, a lot. Are you sure she was calling for you? It sounds like maybe she was wanted to be alone. You know, one thing that was outrageous about this, this new addition to Instagram is that Jennifer Lawrence, the actual handle, was taken. So she had to go with J Law. Okay. Well, that's great. J Law sounds like those ads. It does. J Law is so good. Just called J Law. Don't say anything mean. Are you going to take your case? What a ho-ho-ho! I'm going to go with what? I don't know what you're talking about. I mean, I heard what just riff is. What is this? What is riff? It's riff. It's just riff is enough of politics. Yeah. I've been doing this for seven days. I've been doing this for seven days. Just cut it at that.

51:18I want a little music of you to mind. Yeah. I've been doing this. I've been doing this. It's enough of radio. I've been doing this for 172 years. I don't know how to write it. That's enough. That's enough, guys. No, he's just nice. I'm a nice person. I believe in blood. Bloody blood, blood, blood. My favorite color. Plasma. I love plasma. The white blood. All of the blood. Maybe he's trying to say he's not a crimp. Oh, he's just reading. He's a game. It's worth a game. It's worth a game. He's written blue. That is. Now, you know what? California love. I'm a big blood person. I believe in blood. That's right. He is anti-crip. That's what's going on. Let me welcome everybody to the Wild Wild West. Place that's in touchable like Elliott Ness. I didn't know you were so. Something, something, something like a sluggedy or chest. Got the best for your Jimmy in the city of sex. I'm a big blood person. I believe in blood. I believe in that sunshine state with it.

52:20That's fine. Good day. That's enough. That's enough of the rapists. Two pukes more for a crib anyway. It was a two-puk. Two pukes was on the crypt side of things. I'm more associated with like Snoop Dogg and the cribs. I don't even know why all this stuff went down because people may not remember this. But Steve Harvey had a show I believe on the WB at the time might have been UPN. One of those kind of things in the 90s. He was playing a high school teacher. Maybe a guidance counselor or something like that. No, maybe it was music. Maybe it was teaching music. But on an episode that was maybe just months before all this went down with the two pukes and the biggie. There was an episode where on that show they came to a rap war truce. It was declared on the Steve Harvey show. And everybody just said, okay, well, that whole east east coast west coast thing is over. And everybody was happy. Keith Deed didn't pay his cable bill.

53:21He must not have seen. He must not have seen. He missed that episode. Steve Harvey, somebody looking up on you too. I bet you we can find the scene where supposedly they actually end the east coast west coast beef. I was just a bird of the cameras. Apparently, let me down. Alex Williams says there's a crash. All right, maybe George Clark will know about this. He knows about the wacky sort of internet edgy stuff conspiracy theories. And I didn't realize this, but apparently there are all kinds of rumors out there. Says here they're reaching a fever pitch. That Trump is going to give an alien disclosure speech. Have you? No, I haven't heard anything about this. So is that what like the Spielberg movie is called disclosure day? Yes. And this disclosure day is the day that government officials come out. They hold a press conference and they say, aliens are real.

54:22We are not alone. We are not alone. And the aliens just said one thing already. They said, where the hottest country? The only way to be here is because we're the hottest place under. They're telling me I ran. Can I have a nuclear weapon? Yeah, it's right. Iran cannot ever regain. They cannot ever transport it. Could you imagine Iran with the transporter? And a nuclear bomb can happen. You don't open up the trip. Look right there. They just be me. Beam the bomb over to me. Yeah. This is what you're stopping with this, with this almost kind of war stalemate. And I said, did the big green people please? Aliens sir. Bring me to high side. I love this. I love this. I love the blood. The green blood. I'm a big blood person. I believe in blood. Blood. The big headed green grey alien. They're here. They're amongst us. They are the big fingers and everything. If you never see it bigger, that means you had to imagine what, you know, the big finger like that, what that means. You had a message for this. That's the universal law right there.

55:22What did I have to say? Oh, that's true. It's throughout the galaxy. You know what they say? He's a size 50. You had a message for those aliens. You know what happens if you don't vote. You go to hell. You know that. I don't know. Okay. You go to hell. And I don't want that to happen to you. So please go and vote. No. We're giving Aliens 5,000 Zorgbucks. Yes. You want 5,000 Zorgbucks, which in American money is like a million bucks. All we got to do is keep the house in the Senate. They let us pay them in wheat. Did you say wheat? Wheat. Little wheat berries from the wheat plant. Okay. That's what they need on the planet. They don't have it on the planet. They don't have wheat anymore, right? This is like, they're in out of wheat. It's like Rebel Moon. I don't know what that is. That's great. It's a sci-fi movie that was horrible. Rebel Moon. You come on. You remember Rebel Moon? There was two of them. Who's Zack Snyder? I remember the Rebel Moon. I remember the Moon of Endor. No, no. Rebel Moon.

56:22Rebel Moon. Rebel Moon. Rebel Moon. Two of the worst science fiction movies of all time. What? Empire's, I mean, Return of the Jedi? No. This is, well, this is right up there. No, that's a good movie that you want to say. Well, anyway, they needed wheat. Okay. They picked on this poor planet that had wheat. And they were mean to it. Well, I wouldn't do that. I want to give them the wheat. Do you want to give them the wheat? Give them the wheat. They can take the wheat. They can get out. Go back to the planet. I was surprised because you know how great you are as a leader. They know that I'm great. I wonder why they came here. Wow, I think they want to take you back to be the leader of their point. No, they don't want me. They want me to teach their leader how to be like me. Okay, I see. That's what they're doing. And you know what? They grow gold on their planet. Oh, wow. So they're bringing a big ship of gold. They grow gold. They grow gold. They're going to have it work. It's very technical. They're going to bring the gold. I mean, the leaving some tooper. That's right. They're going to go under the ground. That's right. They're pulled on like a tube. Like a carrot. Yeah, that. Or a potato or a lamb. Like a lamb. But they have the lamb light.

57:23But it's gold, right? And they're frozen. They're soil, whatever that's made of. And it comes here on their ship. And they take a ship of wheat back home with them. Okay, we get the gold. They get the wheat. They get the gold. They get the wheat. You know, me have to cut the wheat that goes to certain places. But it's okay. They can eat other things. You know that we have the hottest wheat in the universe. We have the best wheat. Why they're coming from far and wide? Genetically modified wheat that they can take back and poison all their children with. RFK says, let's get better there. Bad wheat. I Trump is our president. Trump, are you doing an impression of RFK when you're? The gas nuts. Okay. It's just constantly talking about. The food has this and that and it. Well, you know, hey, how do you think we feed people? The little goes a long way. That's right. That's the whole thing. But you know, we can't do that. Well, why don't we cut all these kids with measles? Look, idiot. Tell them to get vaccinated. You see them all over the place. Well, I like the guy, you know, I like the guy who drives dead whales on his car. Sure. Who does? He keeps raccoon penises in his pocket. Who doesn't like a fella?

58:24He's like 50 cents. I can get a soda. He pulls out a raccoon's penis. This is an open in your life. I don't know. Is it naive? Does it look like a universal skeleton? That's what it seems to think. You can go to an old spooky house and open every door with the raccoon, weiner. I've got a raccoon weiner in my pocket. Sure, love that. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I haven't been working for seven whole days. Seven days, I'm done. I need a race. I'm done. I need a rac. I need a rap. Can you imagine as president, you've had to talk about other politicians for seven days. It's tired of it. I just want to hear it. That's why we bring people in to do the president stuff, right? It's more of a figure, I think. But I got all these people. They want something. They always want something. Yeah, they always want something. And you always want to talk about the ballroom. I just want to talk about things I like like the ballroom and the gold. Hellypad. You know, I wish I had time to carry around raccoon winters. He ran a campaign to beat me. He called it beat me.

59:25I don't know what the hell he meant by that. Damn, he there. These people are going to tell me what the hell is he? The Tallerico, he saw the notes. But it was bad for his image. So he started eating me. And he recently, it's getting worse. I'm getting myself a job. It's getting worse. But he was recently seen having a barbecue and eating a lot of meat. But that was great. And then he was seen running backstage to a room and throwing up all over the place. He doesn't like meat. He doesn't eat it. He hates me. Do the aliens like that longer plays and play the game? I call him Alpha Gallerico. He can't have meat. No meat. I love meat. He doesn't like meat. Or wheat. That Tallerico just came out against a trend. I know. It's been surprising out against a don't be a bunch of boomers on the radio to engage you.

1:00:25I'm not going to engage you. He could be what he's pro serial. What's the fee? I believe and said that he's against trans girls in sports or transport, whatever. Which everywhere goes. I say, let anybody play however they feel. Is that what you say? I do, but they tell me to say that. Which I find interesting that obviously that's not one that's going their way on their research. At some point, what's just tells you about politicians? I'm not speaking on the issue itself. I'm just saying politicians will act like an issue is life and death. It's the most important thing in the world. You're Hitler if you disagree with them. But then if they just keep looking at the research, you know what? If they keep saying that, you're probably not going to win. Well, you know what I thought about it. It was crazy. Yeah. I thought about it. Yeah, we're going to go along. Earlier today, he was on the board or building a part of the wall. Yeah, you know what? We've got to have a wall. He dressed up in an ice outfit, pulled people over.

1:01:28How did it car? I've been ignoring all that Texas stuff. So we make it an alien reveal? Is that what's going on? That's, yeah. We get back to the actual topic at hand. There's a rumor out there. I can't even much of a rumor. If it's going on and people are talking about it and George Clark doesn't know about it. Well, I don't do the alien stuff. Oh, yeah, yeah. I don't trust it. Have I convinced you? I don't trust it. Have I convinced you that there's no such thing as that no one will ever be able to get here from there? I came from there. I've not loved an alien stuff. Oh, so you can make the flag there. What about the flat earth thing? You can do that? Not tied to the globe. Yeah. I love that. Do flat earthers think that all the other planets are flat too? No, probably that there's not other planets. Oh, hey, look, go all the way there. Go all the way. Do they think there's just a huge CGI screen up there? Basically? No, they think it's water up there. Water? Yeah. You can see planets through telescopes and people's backyards.

1:02:28They're stuff floating in the water. The shimmering things in the water. Oh, that would it is. They're all waves. Yeah. Space waves. Space waves like Star Wars. Space waves like Star Wars. Space waves. Yes. Yes. You tell me go through the warp thing. There's a whale next to you. Is that Star Wars? Yes. I thought it was some, there was Star Trek whales too. Yeah, this is Star Wars. No, that was Star Trek whale. That was on Earth. Yes. That was the best. I was here. I thought that was the hitchhiker. I thought it was the hitchhiker stuff. I thought that was dolphins. Oh, okay. I can't wait. I get my space. What are we talking about? We're talking about everything. Everything. We are talking about space. A aquatic space animal. I feel like we're talking about the GOP midterm convention. Is that what's going on? Yeah, there are whales there. Grinder. Yeah, there are a lot of very large grinder clients. There's bears, others. Oh, there. I guess Williams says storms are making the ride. All right.

1:03:29All right. All right. We're back on the air. Put that kid in a space. I want to hear you yelling and your kids and stuff. I want to hear you spankings. Move that mic. Sorry. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Travis came in. Ellie came home. I was here. I didn't know he was alive. I was here. I didn't know he was alive. I was alive. I was alive. I was alive. I was alive. What's that got to do with me? Because I put it on the air. What's the love got to do with it? Sorry. There's a scope. No, it's not calling. I was calling. You are a scum. No, I was not calling. I do not call. You had a little overboard air. Not a one-sided scum. Oh. I was a little... That was a mistake. That was a mistake. That was a mistake. That was a mistake. I jumped my part. You're a scum. Pond scum. The worst kind of scum. I don't know how to get the go. The origin of scum. Is the origin of scum. I want to scum. Yeah, I want to scum. Yeah, I don't want to keep going, because I want to have a job on Monday. Okay. So, let's go with that. Okay. A couple of pieces of audio that I'm interested in.

1:04:30I don't know if this says what the line says, it's pretty interesting. This is Ted Cruz from last, did he speak last night or the night before? I think it was last night. All right. Yeah, well, it was last night because that's when some very disturbing things were, this was during the interview though. Oh, okay. But is it true when I heard during Ted Cruz's speech of what somebody in the audience was, was that true? Was yelling last night? Because I saw one story and I didn't want to go with it because I didn't, I thought it would be a bigger deal. But I saw one story where there was something very disturbing being yelled out during Ted Cruz's speech. But I didn't see a second story. So I don't know that it's true. This is Ted Cruz and I guess he'll take American killer robots over Chinese killer robots any day. Is it going to be killer robots? Rather than they'd be American killer robots and not Chinese killer robots. Well, that's a great argument. Yes, I do look. That is a grandpa monster. That's a great argument. We need to kill our American killer robots. Can we have some patriotism? If AI is going to end all life on a planet,

1:05:33and American, where at least I know I am free, if America or if AI is going to wipe humanity off of the planet, can we have some patriotism? I want it to be American AI that kills everybody on the planet and put my boat in your ass. It's the American way. See, that's what I mean. I want to understand the threats. If they're speaking Chinese, I don't know what they're saying. That's right. Right. I couldn't. I couldn't. Sprink American, you dumb robot. Yeah, definitely. Can we have some patriotism ladies and gentlemen? If any country is going to be responsible for the technology that kills every human on Earth, dammit, I want it to be America. Alex Williams sees flooding on the Earth. Hour three of the Bon Hesler Doctrine begins right now. There he is. George Stein, making his weekly appearance

1:06:33on the Bon Hesler Doctrine, because there's always legal stories, George. That's right, they never go away. They never go away. This country is based on the fact that we all get our day in court. Am I right? That's right. If you don't believe me, ask Nancy Grace. That's right. I can't even ask me anything wrong. This is an AMA for Nancy Grace and the George Stein appearance, which we look forward to every week, because a lot of things that happen in the society, we don't quite understand them. We're not lawyers. That's what you're going to do. You're going to help us. We typically do is think of, come up with some legal question, either the day that he leaves, like an hour after he leaves. Yes. Yes. Yeah. I always say, well, we got to wait when George comes back. And then by the time he comes back, I forgot what that story was. And we start the whole day of cycle over again. But let's start today. What do we got? Flot camera stories? That's right. That's right.

1:07:34You're local. What the angry, guinette residents pressed their police department on flot cameras at town hall yesterday after three officers were fired. So they couldn't start their overall. Now my understanding, George, is they've changed the procedure. Which to me, it should have always been this way that now any cop has to put a case ID number in to be able to get any information. So if you just want to know what your ex-girlfriend is doing, that's not going to have a case number attached to it. So you're not going to be able to get in. But what else is going on overall with the flot cameras? There's new protocols. Because they're really serious about it. It's an abuse of people's privacy rights. And if you're trying to track your girlfriend as a police officer or see what your most recent enemy is up to, then there's new protocols. You have to go to a supervisor now and get it approved. OK. And so there's a safeguard there now. And because the people in Guini County as I like to call the guanesians, they're mad about it.

1:08:36Yes. They don't like this abuse of power. So the three cops, this is what they were doing, like tracking people that they knew or trying to find out information about other people, not having to do with a case, obviously, or they wouldn't lost their jobs. Allegedly yes. Yes. Because I'm sure they're going to appeal this. Sure. But is there any chance? See, I look at stuff like this. If you ask me about it, it's like, there's two sides to this. But the worst side is worse because it's abuse. The fact of the matter is you're going to have a drop in crime. If you have this stuff everywhere, but the other fact of the matter, which we know from a lot of evidence is it will be abused. It will become part of the whole Palantir thing. It will be, that's the problem with it. The problem with it is it will be abused and it will be used against innocent Americans I guarantee it. Now, if you ask me, will it also drop crime in your area? Probably will. Yeah. Well, the fact of the matter is it's very effective

1:09:36for crime prevention and even for solving homicides. So it does have its use. It just has to be used in the intended way. It's supposed to be used. One of the problems that people have with it is that just everyday folks that are doing nothing wrong. Approximately being monitored. They're being monitored. There were abouts. It's being documented and it's being sent somewhere. Well, we're in a weird state now because this is one area where the constitution really had... We kind of need another amendment to really hit this because you can use and the thinking this behind it is when you are in a public place, you do not have privacy. We've had cameras, whatever. But that was that held perfectly fine until we got into the technology situation we're in now where we can take your facial technology and then we take all of the public stuff that's available and you put it to the whole Palantir filters and whatever and we can create a bio of every American. It's yes, when the camera's hitting you

1:10:37when you're in a public place, that's understandable and it's legal through the constitution but we need something new that recognizes we're in a different era now. So you can take stuff that's public and then you match that to the other stuff that's available and then when you bring in the big guns from Palantir, you know, the government is not supposed to know all about your business unless you do something to make them investigate you. That's the way it's supposed to be. Everything's upside down. Our government, we're supposed to have complete transparency and know everything about them and they're supposed to know nothing about us if we haven't jumped to it's not completely upside down. We know nothing about what they're doing and they know everything about what we're doing. So I don't think there's any changing this unless you get to a point when you start talking about maybe an amendment to the constitution that covers the new kind of technology that can invade your privacy yes by using public information to get it done. Yeah, well, they've certainly gotten the attention of police officers

1:11:39and so I think, you know, with these recent firings and there were some before this too, and it's not apparently just a slap on the wrist. So I think, you know, they've taken notice. To me, I think this is the little thing. This is the easy thing to fix. Officers figuring out what their ex-girlfriends are doing stuff like that. That's an easy fix. What's not easy is when the intelligence agency comes into the local police department says, yeah, we want that, we're taking that and by the way, you're not telling anybody about that. You know, that goes on way too often right now. The best, the real problem. Button Gwyneth will be rolling in his grave knowing this is happening in his county. Button Gwyneth, one of our great founders. He absolutely, nobody knows what he looked like. But he, I don't like them. Fuck him. Yeah, three eyes. Did he? He was a siner, was he? Yes, he was. He was a siner of the declaration. He was. Okay, very good. Knowing this is happening in his county. Oh, I don't like it. Bring back Gwyneth is great. You know what else, Button Gwyneth? He's water towers.

1:12:40You know what else he does? He told me he doesn't like cars. He's like me. Horses were just fine. You don't want to continue to horse one. All right, so what's next? All right, from Reuters, a New Mexico lawyer was fined $5,000 and held in contempt after submitting an appeal brief, filed with the fake police testimony that was completely made up by Chad G.B.T. All right, so this is, so lawyers are lazy. Is this what we're learning about? Some lawyers. Some lawyers are lazy. That New Mexico lawyer was lazy. Yes. So, but here's the problem. When you use, you know, AI for, you know, research, basically, you know, when a lawyer submits his pleadings in court and signs his name on it, you're representing that it's factually correct and that you've looked at the case law and that it's accurate. You know, that's what your signature certifies. And the problem is there's something called AI hallucinations

1:13:40where the end justifies the means. So the lawyer, if you give it a prompt that's like, give me the case that's net, give me the case that's necessary to win this. Like, right, right. And it will do and it will actually make up testimony whatever it says, this is the way to win this case. That's right. This is how you win this murder or appeal so we can get this murderer out free. So this chat GPT, it made up police testimony that didn't exist. Right. And I saw that the judge was like to the lawyer, like, do you not read, like, you can't be ignorant to this because the lawyer's saying, hey, I didn't know. I thought that I did it right, whatever. And the judge was chastising him rightly. Like, do you ever read? This is a big issue that this is going on. So there's really no way the lawyer could be ignorant of this. This is a huge ethical violation just to get a 5K fine or slap on the rest. A lot of judges or jurisdictions would have done a lot more than that. Yeah. That's New Mexico. They're lenient.

1:14:41New America. New America. New America. New Mexico. New Mexico. New Mexico. New Mexico. New Mexico. New Mexico. We were tired of all their mess. Alex Williams has better news on six days. Go fight back. Get off my back. Get off my back. Start acting like a professional, Mr. Andrew. John Lennon saying all you need is love with gum in his mouth. Yes, he did. All together now. He's the exception that proves the rule. When it comes to communications, don't you go, Molliwana? George Stein. That Paul or Ken? That was Ken. I don't care if you chew gum. George Stein. Why don't you let people know how they can get more George Stein? Autumn back off. George Stein is doing a commercial here. Yes, Autumn. In your time of being autumn. In your time of being autumn. In your time of being autumn. If you want a battle-tested lawyer, Autumn, we focus on two things. Okay, what are they? When you get your DUI arrest.

1:15:41Which I will. Then go to George9.com for a great defense. And if you've been in a motorcycle accident, if somebody causes you to lay your bike down autumn, go to SteelHorseLaw.com. Okay. Are you calling my motorcycle a steel horse? No, I will remember that. Well, there you go. So I was thinking about this. You know those e-bikes are really big now. Is that? Are you guys covering those? Oh, yeah, for sure. Absolutely. Yeah. You want to wear helmets on those. They're getting out all the time. What's the deal with those? Because they're not licensed for the road. But the same way the bicycles are supposed to be on the road. It's motorized. But shouldn't they be licensed? Well, yeah, they should. Like the golf carts that ride around Roswell and drive me crazy. They're licensed, I believe. Yeah, I don't think you have to have a special golf cart license just a general license. No, I don't mean the driver. I mean, the vehicle, I think, is played. This plate is played. It played him. I think some of these counties require it, you know, because it brings in my sense. Yeah, play them.

1:16:42All right, with your e-bikes, recognize. Recognize this on your e-bikes. You're going to lose the initial. The confrontation, you're going to lose the initial confrontation. So be careful. Maybe not be so arrogant. Where a helmet? Where a helmet? No, man, I'm just going to cross the street and hope that you don't hit me. I'm not going to look. I like it. I just listen to Autumn's doing. She's good. She's going to be like a police academy in the 19th of the world. Michael Winslow Jr. It was all. It was all. It was all. It was all. It was all. It was all. It was all. It was all. That's what you did. What the hell? All right. What? That's a talent right there. All right. What else we got for George Stein in the world of law? Not a sports show, but from ESPN.com, man who posed as 49ers player faces federal fraud charges. All right. We have not talked about this guy's name is Dejan Love. That's correct. 35 years old.

1:17:43Was he stolen, Ballard? No, no, he got money from all kinds of women. He pretended that he was a player for the 49ers and it was so ridiculous online. You can see him. He's like on the beach with his helmet on. Running around. He went viral. He told people there was a wide receiver and it's $1.3 million. He swindled out of these poor women. Like 20 women believed that he was 49. He had done the women. Come on. He had done the victim, but kind of sometimes. Well, come on. Well, Mr. How hard is it to find out if somebody's a member of a... There's only 32 feet. Yeah, it's about helmet on right there on the beach. Yeah, but Mr. Love was having a romantic relationship with a lot of them too. Yes. Of course, that creates new problems when it comes to credibility and the name of love. In the name of love. Then he would tell them he's got all this money, but he was injured and then one lady, he talks them into... Because he talks about how financially he's smart with finances and he gets them to go in.

1:18:44We're going to buy a house together or something. Right. And then he's going to have to have the right to check. Yeah, so if they had money, you know, they would volunteer and consent to giving them money. Right. Okay, and he promised huge returns, which is a right flag. Somebody says I can get you 30%. But the real hilarious part of this is watching him work out with his football helmet on. Yes. Like he's in the gym. He's so slow. He's in the gym. He's got a football helmet on and he's pulling a sled in a gym, but he doesn't have any kind of uniformed rest. It's just like, he's sure. But you can tell he's a football player, because he has a helmet that you can buy from like any Dick sporting goods. Anyway, he had this partner in crime that worked in conjunction with him. She played like she was the money person. Yeah. And she would call him on the phone and, you know, he put his phone on speaker. And we just struck gold again and we've got a huge return and blah, blah, blah, I've seen these stocks are the ones to go with. So what do you think he's going to he's going to end up in the big house. Yeah, he's going to get in trouble. We'll have to do some jail.

1:19:44But for everyone listening, if you have not seen this stuff on YouTube, Dejan Love, look it up. It's hilarious. As is George Stein, he says, funny as he is a good lawyer, dammit. Thank you. George Stein, appreciate you. Have a great week. We'll talk to you next week. Alex Williams says flooding is shutting. So did everybody watch that game from today yesterday? I went in and out of the game, yeah. Well, it wasn't very good. I mean, it didn't really break open until a little bit later, but it wasn't that great of a game. But it was interesting to watch. So before the game, there was some, like, I don't know, I guess maybe I have original, I'm not sure, but there was some lady lecturing the crowd about something. That's when I tuned in. And she had like a she was very nice. She was like welcoming everybody, but it was some kind of spirit. It seemed like some kind of spiritual thing was going on. But I came right in the middle of it and she had all these leaves in her hand or branches and she pulled one leaf off and she said what that meant when she pulled the leaf off and that, but she was very kind.

1:20:44She was very nice. But I was just thinking there's a hundred thousand people in the stadium. Like does anybody even know what the hell is going on? She was speaking. They probably do. Maybe I don't know. It just seemed like one of those things. So this was post all of the L Duncan outrage, right? Because L Duncan moved over from ESPN over to Netflix. Well, L Duncan was there outrage. I saw just a little bit. I don't watch. I don't watch the pre-games anymore. They bore the hell out of them. So L Duncan. So it was that Michael Irvin has finally made the transition. I think he's a muppet. Okay. He doesn't look a muppet. He really does. He loves like, but I don't so I tuned into the pre-game for a second. It's just like it just bores me. So L Duncan got, she had two gloves on. Yeah. And people were getting mad because she gave Roger Gidell a kangaroo Netflix jacket. They had like a little kangaroo hat on it. Yeah. Why would they mad about that? They were like, I'm not even grateful to the NFL. And like, it's not even good commentary. And I'm like, what are you talking about? I was supposed to be funny. Yeah. Yeah. People are idiots. People are idiots.

1:21:45She had a color or the play by play. She did like that. She was just pretty sure. Like a pregame. Half time. Yeah. And that was her. That's my friend. I'm like, don't go after my friend. Oh, I know. She's a lady that went to a well west. She's a wolf. She's a wolf. She's a wolf. She's a wolf. I've heard that before. Some people say, I don't know. I'm not interested in any kind of pre-games anymore. I mean, the same thing. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, it's interesting. Well, you know, they know a lot of the, we'll see how it plays here in Australia. Although I thought that Luke Keekley, that was his first time doing the sort of color commentary. I thought he did a fine, he did a fine job. He's pretty good. And what else happened to, oh, the Jonas Brothers. That halftime. Can I tell you, that's the first time I've ever heard a Jonas Brothers song in my life. What do you think? Yeah. That stage that I was going to fall down. Yeah. Did you see that part where the cheerleaders were jumping and the stage was like, I don't know, I'm like, I'm like, he's rescued then. Because they had like every ram's cheerleader out there jumping up and down the whole time.

1:22:45And the stage was moving. And were there no 49ers cheerleaders? Or they were invited? I think it was because it was their home game. Oh, that's right. It was a ram's home game. So technically. The Jonas Brothers, I don't know much about them. I did, it's been around forever. There was that whole period of time where they were like virgins. And that was a big thing. Everyone had the promissoryings. They had the promissoryings. I remember all that. But I've never actually heard their songs. Me, Joe Jonas really kind of broke away from his brothers. I mean, Nick had a moment too. But Joe Jonas really kind of sister. That's what I'm saying. Yeah. I've been saying that to him. Yeah, boy. Yeah. Yeah. And the other one who's a guy, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. The other one. Yeah. Well, there's Joe. There's Joe. There's Johnny. There's the one who's just the Joe. Yeah. They call him Lucky, but he's like, no limbs. So here's the thing. Look at the Kevin Jonas. See, here's the thing. I thought this, yeah, Joe Jonas. They, uh, they, I thought this was goofy. They were wearing like letterman jackets with their name on the back. And they each had a different number. Like what's behind the numbers? Why was 125?

1:23:45It's something to do with their tour. I can't, I can't tell you I'm not a big fan, but I thought it looked kind of nerdy. It's like, wait, if you look, if you're into that, if you're playing an athletic thing, you're a musician and you're playing a big football game, you're playing the halftime, don't try to, don't try to act like you're an athlete. You know, wear it. Don't show up with a uniform wearing, you know, numbers. Yeah, the players were singing horrible songs. That's right. That's your job, Joe. This brother's. I didn't hate him, but they're not. That was the second song. The second song was a real pop, pop song. Right. And I like pop songs. So I was like, okay, so you were jamming your liver? No, no, I was dancing. No, I was, I was, I was the, the, the second one. The second one, the first one was, it wasn't like white rap, but it was getting a little close to BTS. Hey, hey, hey, let's do it again. I don't know what they British. I think they're American. Who are the British brothers, then, are the British one direction? Yeah, there we go. Well, the brother of Gubbets, Harry Styles, now, that's everything. He's like huge. He's, he's, he's gonna play like stadiums.

1:24:46He's doing two dates of the bends here in Atlanta. Good. I hope everybody has fun. He seems like a nice guy. I know nothing about his music. Nothing. I know for a Paul Simon song on his next album, which means that Paul Simon would get a ton of money. Uh-huh. And Edie Brickell answered the phone and would say, nah. What? What? She doesn't like the artist. So she said, nah. Oh, Edie Brickell. That's, and her new Bohemians. Well, she got her to them alongside him. I know. Joe Jonas. No, I know. Yeah, the, it pissed off the rest of the band. You know that story? They were just called the new Bohemians. I know. And then when they were about ready to go big with that label. What I am is what I am. The label said your Edie Brickell and the new Bohemians. And she went along with it. And then the other band members hated her for that. What you want. And then they did one more album. That was it. Yeah. Well, then she married Paul Simon and nobody ever heard from her again. Right. And she tore with Steve Martin. She tore it. She tore it. Yeah. That was a cool album. Yeah. I saw her tore with Steve for it. Little Steve for it.

1:25:46Yeah. He opened for her. Nobody talks about him. He was great. Yeah. Well, meet me in the middle of the day. Let me hear you say everything's okay. Still don't know. Yeah, you would. You would, if you heard me. Yeah, we're not singing it well. No, we're not. You do know. Oh, little Steve, he forbid. OK. And he had that one song, but he actually has a lot of songs. Yeah, you played the whole album. He made me suffer. I mean, you played the whole album for me on the way to the dark. What? I'm kidding. I enjoyed it. Was I going to a Steve forbid moment there? You played the whole album for me, yeah. Did you enjoy it? I just said yes. I was joking when I said you were playing. You might be. You're just saying no. No, I'm not lying. I have it now. I have it now. I believe you. OK. Man. It's fighting. I know. Well, what? You guys OK? We're fighting about what we love. Yes. It's the time that you go in the screen. Each other. What I am is what I am. That was it. It's called Romeo's Tomb. It's the name of the song. Romeo's Tomb. Meet me in the middle of the day. Let me hear you say everything's OK. Find it.

1:26:47Bring me Southern kisses. George Clark. Find it. He's playing a eabriquet. And we come back. It's fine. We don't do it now. But we come back. We're going to celebrate the great Steve Forbist. I would call him Stevie. Forbist. You guys are tight, right? Little Stevie. Little Stevie Forbist. What? That's a Bruce Springsteen. That's a little Steven. Come on. Get it right. I don't see any reason to keep this guy alive, Tony. Alex Williams says it's flooding on Forbist. Here's a Steve Forbist. Steve Forbist. Yes. It heard this. Come on. Oh, I thought he'd go into it right there. A longer intro than what I expected. He's got to start singing right here in the middle of the day. Meet me in the middle of the day. Let me hear you say everything's OK. Bring me Southern kisses from your room. You never heard this? He's pretty much this. This is his only hit.

1:27:47But he's got a great kettle on. Yeah, don't touring, too. He's one of these guys who's really, really good. Everybody that knows anything just only knows that one song. You're neat looking good. I see. You're looking at him now or then. Are you looking at him now or then? Because I haven't seen him lately. Look at the album cover. He's a little skinny guy, right? Oh, the size are a little wider than... Are you saying that he's got a bit of a trailer part? Look, he'll see right up his nose. He's got some buxies. I hope he's not listening. But how do you feel the music? Oh, God, this is beautiful. Steve, if you're listening, you know, these kids. These kids. All the heroes are pretty with perfect pictures. Yeah, they don't let us do it. They don't let us stay on the old days. To be fair, I mean, George grew up with hairy styles. Right. Come on, that guy's here. That's right. Yeah, I can't say this. His eyes have grown together now. Oh, he grew into a sad... He grew into himself. He's right. I never noticed this about this guy.

1:28:49I never even... Now I'll never be able to unsee it. So his eyes are a little off. Is that what you're saying? George's. Oh, wait. Are you... Oh, there's just one picture where the light is making a little lighter. Far apart. But, you know, it's as age. As he's age, he's grown into it, like you said. Okay, no, was you who said that? I knew you. You said he grew into his body. Okay, I was going off of the information. You gave me. Is this the longest conversation about Steve Forebert that's being held at any radio show today in the world? Maybe in NPR station, wherever he's playing tonight. Maybe he's a little tiny desk thing going on there. He's going to be playing in Roslyn, New York tonight. Well, let's go to the hell first of all. Excuse me. That's going to be next week. Oh, we have time. Okay, we have time. In time, see if panel pay for us to go there and do a live show. Where the hell is Roslyn? I have no idea. I figured you guys would know. Well, I'm sure they got a great nice little amp at the theater there. And, uh, that long island. See if he may be. Oh, wow. Maybe he'll play that stock bridge, uh, uh, amp at the end. Oh, they hit. Listen, that'd be great.

1:29:49See if he can get him out here. Nice little town. This look. Maybe he could got home. He could bring. Yeah, yeah. There's a bunch of rich white people. Of course, is it rich white land? Of course, it is. Okay. If he plays in stock bridge, guys, maybe he could bring the city council and the mayor back together. Only, only Steve Forebert. He's the only hope we have. One I could play in Roslyn, one I had stock bridge. Here we go. George is not going to let this guy go. He does like his eyes. I think he's showing another planet. That's not George's. If he doesn't like your eyes, he just doesn't trust you at all. I wanted to play Tucker. We have that little amp at theater. Do you have an amp at theater and Tucker? No, not an amp at theater, but we have a green. Yeah. It's a Tucker green space. Uh-huh. Uh, and, uh, they have a nice little stage area. You guys step up. Get your own amp at theater. We have bands. We don't need any. Come on. Come on. You know, Woodstock's got one for heaven's sake. Woodstock is a big city. Tuckers in small town. Get into the game. We don't need one. Stock bridge wasted their tax money on one. Why won't you wait? Why won't you waste your Tucker tax money? Because we're smart with our tax money. Yeah. We build green spaces and walking tracks. Well, okay. We'll get ready to walk very, very far if you want to see Steve Forbert.

1:30:50Could he come in a Tucker? Yeah. He could come there. Wow. You know who it? I'll tell you if I'm allowed to. I'll tell you who's playing Tucker. What, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, are you like a, uh, are you the brand ambassador for a Tucker music choir? I'm trying to get something going. Yeah. What, I, I, I, you started to feel that Tucker pride. Yeah. I'm very, I'm very, where is that TKR shirt all the time? Because Harry and the free one. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No, I love it. We have a baseball team. I'm just surprised at you. I'm surprised that you, uh, I don't see you as somebody who gets, you know, just like, uh, You were in someplace long and I never had that done Woody Pride. I lived there for a while. Yeah. I, I, Vining's aunt's just a, are you getting provincial? You getting like, uh, hey, Tucker's the best. I'm a little excited about what's gonna happen in Tucker for the fall. It's coming. Gene Simmons. I don't know if I can say yet. What do you mean you can't say? Okay, yeah, I can't. It's starship with Mickey Thomas. Oh, that guy can still say. I know. Even though he said, yeah, they're gonna play that. Well, how do you know what they're gonna play? Because what are you privy? What are they gonna show up and do and accoust some of our new music?

1:31:52No, that's kind of cool. They're not doing that. So underground of them. Yeah. So, uh, they're gonna play Jane. Maybe we built the city. They'll probably play that. We built a city. We built a city. As people don't like it for some stupid reason. It's a great song. You like it? I love that song. You know who wrote it? Prince. Those guys. Bernie Taupin. Well, then, as he hates me. Hey, look at that. That's a good pedigree for you. All right. Alex Williams says 285 West. Correct. Amundo Kayaachio. Our four of the Von Hesler doctrine begins right now. Uh, have I given enough time for, uh, Greg to be here? Uh, Greg to be on. We had, uh, man, you're on the same line. There's Christine Edwards, I believe. I was told that's correct. Okay. That's the way of that now. Oh, well, I did not join. Boy, George is bad. Well, George is bad. Well, George is bad. He's angry because he's, he didn't warn me and I joined and I was yelling something. Oh, during Christina's report. Oh, I didn't know that. How was I supposed to know when she normally sent a heads up?

1:32:53Hey, when you join, please be mindful. This is out of the ordinary. So I should let you know and sit down. I had no idea. Am I going, is this going to come back on me? Am I going to be called into an office and be told something? No. Okay. It's going to be George. Maybe George. Maybe we'll say George. It was Greg working with you. I mean, you had a thing, you had a good thing going here. I just got to say that. You did have a good thing going here. What did Greg say? He goes, plus, plus. Oh, did you hear? Oh, yeah. Oh, I was mimicking her. I missed the whole thing. No, that's not mimic. Greg. Greg. Greg. Greg. Greg. Greg. Greg. Greg. Greg. Greg. The mic is always hot. Come on, you are in the industry. Radio 101, kid. The mic is always hot. The nice thing is shouting out things during the commercial riots. I know, but now when you're on the mic, you're the mic's always hot. On the mic. I should have warranted. Yes. Well, the only thing that really matters is that Christina Evers is all right.

1:33:54She is okay. She was shook. She's getting back on the phone. I want to I want to make up for this Get around the horn. She'll be back in 630. So don't worry. Well, I can get her on the horn right now And we can we can patch I'm Kristina Edward. We can patch this up. What do you want? Can patch this up right now because just you know I probably helped warn people Yes, when they hear a second voice screaming flash floods you should be the weather alert voice Watch out. Hale, Hale, Hale Oh I yeah, it's Kristina Edwards if you're listening give us a call I want to I want to make sure this doesn't you know it's fried escalate. I like to I like fried days to end at 7 Would you like me to text you? Yeah, well, I think I believe George She's monitoring So I want to make sure everybody's good with each other before I take off For the weekend bring her back so she can listen in and when I say something she can scream back She can mimic you. She can mimic you What it doesn't sound like me. What is it? It probably would sound luck closer to me. I'm afraid of death

1:35:02I like the mess hey, you know what strangely enough even though it really it rarely happens to me Greg I think it still happens to you quite a bit I did have one of those moments a few nights ago Where it's just really like that the whole thing of wow, I'm not gonna be here at one point It really like I'm really good at that now. I thought that I was like over it Be honest with you didn't really had you been sleeping? I was sleeping and I woke up and I think and just kind of like as I was going back to sleep I was like really there and I was like why what is this all I got over this years ago Is Kristina with us she's here Kristina Edwards. How are you greetings? How are you? I have to say that I was I was not I was talking with my with with my crew here during your last segment and I didn't realize that one of the dr. Nairs Kind of started screaming in the back rudely Yes, yes, I was just helping and supplementing the report Chris So I I just wanted to make sure that you two were okay with each other before I yeah a okay Greg

1:36:04It's all good it happens and um and so I I was giggling inside but I was like super professional I really enjoyed it actually to be honest with you Did she realize it was Greg or are you like what the hell is going on here? I had a feeling it was Greg but I wasn't sure if for some reason it was somebody else who was doing it but no it's all good You're danger all right I just connected and I heard flash floods and you just started over me you started being wacky Well listen have a great have a great weekend Kristina Edwards and we kind of we've like we've we've if there was any hatchet to be buried it's been buried So absolutely and honestly Greg I appreciate it you're the new sander you're the new flash Thank you I'm here whenever whenever you need me look at that This is reached out. I'm done. Peace is possible thank you. Thank you very don't you try to get it on the action now lame It's a boo. Yeah, I like it All right, thanks a lot Kristina and thanks for not for having a sense of humor

1:37:05So hopefully everybody that's it's above me on the ladder heard that I didn't hear it. Oh no we gotta get her back now. Yeah Don't worry. I'm still listening always. Okay. Thank you. Thank you. I loved it. See that's mimicking You just can't leave You just have to you just have to just crack open that That's scar you just can't you can't leave it alone can you Greg Russ the man who likes Do you like confrontation Greg Russ? Do you enjoy it or do you theoretically enjoy it? I don't really like it But you like you kind of an agent provokator when it comes to controversy sometimes you'll you'll push in you'll go ahead first you'll say I think your babies ugly and then just wait I did I never I've never been that person yeah Greg's a guy to tell you the baby's cute even if it's ugly I thought I was that guy Yeah, you got a new person will do that exactly. Yes I say the babies ugly loudly across the room, but I don't really want the person to hear it

1:38:07I push things like I'm found on the subway and someone's acting weird I start talking about them loudly. Oh my god. This person blasting their music somebody should And break their kneecaps and and uh How do you break a kneecap that seems like a different around a baton? Ask rock. I am here. Yeah, yeah, you know you need a kneecap busted up, you know break a pool to pull the cord out of the woodwork no one's ever confronted you on the subway We're just talking very loudly about someone who you know may or may not be a dangerous individual Yeah, I carry my knife. I'm ready. Oh, he's got his uh, he's got his knife. Bernie gets junior here crocodile dandy That's a nice Oh, have you ever had to have threatened anyone with your knife when you were no really want to threaten anyone No, I mean in doing self-defense. I don't mean like you walk around being a medicine I mean have you ever had an occasion where the only time I had a physical running with a person was when a man in a dress Kind of slapped me in the temple and that I'm saying I'm not what am I gonna do here

1:39:11You could beat up a man in a dress or you get beaten up by a man in a dress neither is a good look no Auto was beaten up by a man in a dress once But I liked it. Yeah, she paid it. She ordered it basically, but uh, it was Harry Styles. So did you So did you end up just kind of pushing the man in the dress? I'd remember talking about this when it happened I think but I can't remember the exact it was around And I was coming out of the the target with a bunch of Paper towels a big thing and the person had opened the door and I rushed to get out the door before it closed Because my hands were full and I guess I got too close because they turned around oh It was the oh cuz it was the pandemic thing you're too close to me and then and then I started moving towards them after they gave me the Open-handed Not it wasn't like a swing slap is like the motion was like a punch straight forward the hand was open And it hit me in the temple and then just some guy standing nearby said not worth it man and that snapped me out

1:40:12It's a good right. I think that's stranger. Yeah, who you ended up not being viral as the guy who beats up Other guys and dresses or got beaten up or got beaten up How do you feel about it? You think that if you if you would have squared up just sizing up the other individual How do you think you would have done? I don't know. I think I can take punches That's okay. That's a good thing. It's a start. Can you get to them? That's that's fine. Just take you have to be able to get a little bit But the last time I tried to punch someone was in a dream and you know how that goes. Oh I can't hit anyone Cuz it's not real. I am convinced that we make up the dream when we wake up I like we In the sense of you are going through it, but I do not believe for me That I actually see faces. I think I so I didn't see Tim Dylan and Dan Soder in my dream I think I think you knew it was them and then when you remember the dream The faces are then yes If it really think about dreaming do you ever really see somebody's face now?

1:41:15Maybe it's different. Maybe I'm just talking about me. I hear their voices. That's how I kind of knew I don't know why I was with them. I feel like it's like an energy like if I'm having a dream and some of the doctornares are there or like I just feel like Like I know that's all like I just know that's autumn But if I think about it, I don't think yeah, tell me I'm wrong about everything and Who else would it be? Who else would it be about me? I'm a blathering out. This is a nightmare. Yeah either way This is my challenge though. It may just be me and people maybe do it differently But I don't think I think it's just energy when you're dreaming and you just kind of know that that's that person Honestly, and then later when you're thinking about it, you kind of fill in the background and the faces and this is my own theory in the dream I I know it's them, but I don't really see them personally. I don't really see faces at all hardly Yeah, that's what I'm saying. I don't think people think about it. We put them in later Because we our brains trying to tell us what happened

1:42:15You're trying to figure it out nothing's worse than when you wake up. You have one of these dreams like I'll have these dreams like I mean, I've never come close in my life To really even the last time I was in a fist fight was when I was in fifth grade But every once in a while I'll have a dream where There's no murder that takes place during the dream just somewhere in the dream. I recognize that I'm responsible for something like that and then I wake up and like the cops are after me And then you wake up I wake up and for like 30 seconds. I still think it's true That's that's been happening to me a lot lately where I'm waking up in the middle of the night and my wife has got this One of those tall mirrors in our room, right? And I'll wake up and it looks like there's a person in the mirror But then as I'm like kind of like going back to sleep and looking around and stuff I realized that it's just the dresser and the plant on top of the That that looks like a figure in the mirror It doesn't freak me out or anything like that like a horror movie It's weird sometimes and then all associated that in my dream after I go back Oh, so then you bring it back in yeah, it's also the weirdest dreams when you have a dream you wake up

1:43:18And then you go back to sleep and it continues yeah, and I'm like and even and that even really happens Yes, the whole thing. I think we tell ourselves all about it after it's over But the research says research redneck says uh, oh, he didn't like this talking about dreams. I'm tired of dreams I want to hear traffic Alex Williams Hey, you know what you're just in time Alex Williams says flooding continues All right Hopefully Tim's all right Well, he left and he said I'm gonna try to be back in time And as a man who lost his gallbladder I think we know it's just sometimes nature calls And he must answer we do have his body enough to tell you I don't know there's a chance. I'm not making it well He doesn't know his body well enough to change his diet so that this doesn't happen I mean he lost his gallbladder in his 20s. Let's a choice. He knows his body. He just decides. Yeah, it's worth it I like these foods. I'm gonna keep on eating these greasy foods

1:44:20He probably shouldn't have any like he should have like no greasy foods at all. I like the way you say it It's better than greasy. I feel like I see greasy. Yeah, I like greasy. Yeah, greasy is the last name of a famous quarterback in my mind That's right two of them hit his son I said a great quarterback. That would be Trying to increase. He was fine. Hey, that one. Yeah, his son played for the dolphins for a little bit Well, he played for the dolphins. Oh Bob greasy Bob greasy was uh, well, I mean, this is not a sports show But uh the undefeated season I think Bob greasy shows up. I don't I think he played in the Super Bowl But it was the other guy Earl something Was the quarterback through most of that because greasy was hurt. I believe you know This is 1972 we're going back away. Look at him sontering back in It's not even he's not even hurrying up. Oh, he's he's going look. He's walking around. He's talking to Shelley Yeah, Steve doesn't even care. He's barely. He's just like, oh, I'll get there when I get there. Oh, here he comes Here he come. He's just thinking. Oh, I'll just get there. I'll get there when I get there

1:45:21I'll have a seat to the first another conversation with Shelley outside and slowly make it in. Did you find your gall bladder? Uh, no, but uh, the reason uh, well, we don't understand we understand that if you had a call I want all the details. Why what what happened? I'll tell you off here. Okay We understand what happened. It's just a chocolate rain Do you think there's a chance? Oh, yeah, I do remember that. Yes, friends. Wasn't that the no it was the uh What do you say? Prince yeah, that was a brain. That was the last hit before we died Chocolate rain was wasn't it the first thing that went viral one of the first Vibrations the first viral video things Taze on days went first wasn't a song. Oh, you're talking about songs. Okay But the music is going already I challenge anyone who was listening to name one single thing that just happened in that break One identifiable thing that happened since we came back from the last break and if you're the one

1:46:24Oh, yeah, yeah, we we we talked about greasy versus grease autumn set a lot in that segment. She really did She does not care. She is listen listen to her autumn. Yeah Doesn't care. She's like you guys she said if Tim's not gonna be there. I'm not gonna be yeah She's gonna go take it no A bump She's gonna take a bump. I'm not being skidological on air. You shouldn't be this is a family friendly show Alex William says 400 South Well Well Greg we're not completely over it What cuz so we found it so what happened because I missed it the first time around I just wanted to courtesy of a listener by the way. Oh, I yeah, Christina went back and listened to it too Spire and on the south side of rain is tapering on from She pauses in the middle of the world of course Much worse that could have been like enjoying and start cursing but I could have just been talking about anything

1:47:26Yes, at least it tied to what she was talking sure. Yeah Fire it on the south side of rain is tapering on from Thank you to that open mic who bought that she picked up on it like a bro Well, it's a Friday, you know come on Everyone liked it nobody's everybody's happy not everyone well I'm not happy necessarily to let uh autumn you'll find this interesting. I'm playing I'm playing the role of Jared. Oh cool Um, but uh, so it turns out evidence here that uh that that the ladies be lion That's the evidence that I have it from the New York post Just 11% of women say their ideal match Can make less money than them Just 11% of women say that their ideal match

1:48:31Can make less money than them So what's the law? Well the lie. No, the lie is every you know everything's equal everything's this and uh I can do anything you can do better meanwhile 62% of men are perfectly fine dating a woman that makes less than them Yeah, so it turns out men are the enlightened men are the enlightened have always gender led that it's always been men making more money used to be well Right, but what do you like you're doing something good? What he what he's saying what he's saying is that more men are okay if the women are making Whereas we've been led to believe that the women don't want that anymore from the men that tells me That's what I hate What this sounds like a woman? I'm choosing a man based on you know the fact that he'll take care of me Yeah, that's fine. No, no, but I'll speak for Thank you Greg

1:49:40Suck me better I'm glad So you know what I'm saying though. I'm I mean that the other I know 11% is very low What you've always contended is that the movement towards maybe I guess uh, I don't know Would you call it feminism or I mean it's a form of it's called Female power waves I think yeah that that there is no difference between the genders and that is not true It's it's acknowledging the difference between the genders, but also you know Not not necessarily making it so like oh well Men are the ones who do this job and women are the ones who do this sounds like reliance to me though That's the part I'm talking about I don't need a man That 11% no you don't need a man. Would you like a man to take care of you? Yeah, but I don't need it But he better be speaking for me sister for well, there's that too. I mean that's under that six foot five Blue eyes and with the trust fund. Why do they have to have blue eyes? Well, that's one of their best. You want a

1:50:41Aryan child. Yeah, that's that's a vital Tik Tok drink sounds good to me There's an all vote with this bec- these progressive ideas, but ultimately it's just how much money you got The best-looking moment the biggest checking account all right 11% is pretty low if you know if that number if that number was You know, I don't know 11% to me that's just a crazy that's just given everything that we've we've learned Just 11% of women say their ideal match can make less money ideal yeah, I get it I get it, but they're saying is that they're throwing out men who They might want to have a relationship with but they don't make enough money I guess I guess the point that I'm making I'm not dancing on this or anything I'm saying is the more things change the more they stay the same every generation comes along and thinks You know what we're we're just smarter. We're more in like the millennials were Horrific with this oh we know so much more and we're very very different now

1:51:43It turns out basically the way it is is everybody ends up with the best-looking person that they can come up with Basically and it's always been like that. Hmm always been like that people If you would have believed the millennials a few years ago back in like 2010 2011 Oh, I don't even look looks don't even are you kidding me? That was for you old people who got it wrong we're enlightened we understand that it's the person inside and that's all that matters and it turns out that The more the things change the more this you're not so different. You're not so more enlightened than anyone else That's my point. I don't even know why I'm making it Because you hate women that's my point. That's what I'm hearing. I love women in their place I love women and I celebrate me food. I celebrate women nakedly You know that's a little extra perk but I I celebrate the ladies I think you know this about me and the third wave feminism

1:52:45I believe is intersectional intersectional intersectional intersectional Sense sex sexion everybody agrees that old white men are the problem Basically third wave feminism third wave feminism says you're good old white I think third wave feminism says we can go into the same I don't know you could call it victim class or whatever as other people have been oppressed yes through history as opposed to being something It stands out from that. I can be everybody wants to be oppressed there if they're not Feel like they're bad. Hey, there are there are web pages there. That is absolutely true There are people who just really want to be oppressed. I've heard about that That people never seen it talk about that. Chris me baby. It's not it's not something that I would ever eat I don't believe in oppression top from below. I believe everything everybody's equal you do yeah me too Yeah, autumn could leave you know what tomorrow you know what Monday autumn is gonna be the host. Okay Set the topics of autumn I look forward to your email Monday. Why should I be the one who hosts the show

1:53:51I start doing a roundtable everybody every day. It's somebody you do have to trade salaries that day though Yeah, so for the day sitting in the big chair has to make the day right I didn't I didn't see that I saw that's just an experiment if it works out maybe we'll talk about that in the future now You know what I thought it was a good idea. Yeah, no you're not no really now. I'll be here Monday. I'll be here Monday Erning my money. Thank you very much handouts. I mean she is the cohost she should be able to host She's the co-hunt paper maybe a number of co-hosts just No, it doesn't work. Is this still say that on your on your social media? Yes, yeah, I can't she's not my co-hosts looking at social media. I'm a yeah exactly Well then why are you guys on your note? Well hers Her clothes are I tell people to lie and resumes all the time as somebody gets laid off at work And I say just put everyone on the on your resume and put me as a reference and they call me I'll say yeah, they did that Mm-hmm. I like that. Well, that's not being very kind to the other person that you know you're like saying

1:54:54Yeah, because the person might not be lying about their abilities But they you have to pad your resume because the AI will screen you out people who people are applying to their own jobs When they're moving on from a company and getting screened out by the AI. Yeah, all right So you say yeah, yeah, she was an airline pilot for us No, not that But like all kinds of things She was she was one of our best she was one of our best doctors. I think you're gonna love her Dr. Nair mean on a resume so like right. Oh, that means exactly people It's a lie You're part of the ensemble cast of the Von Hestler doctor. What does that mean nobody knows I don't even know how to spell ensemble. Okay. Well look put on your resume that you do Put me as a reference. I'll back you up. Okay, if they call me spell ensemble like a mofo I saw her read a book once Higher Alex Williams says 400 South is eight

1:55:56Yeah, finally. Oh, finally the warmer weather So freezing cold the last few weeks leaves are on the trees Finger on the pulse Let's see. Oh, you've been trying to get me to play this all week long. So why not so uh Bigger richer back together. Oh, bigger rich. Yeah, yeah, cuz I saw the beginning of sports center College game day and they got the lady doing that song now. It's the old big and rich song with put your ting ting in your tang tang or Yeah, we're coming. Yeah, we'll put the ting ting in your That's my favorite big and rich So uh now they have a anti-AI so believe me they've been all over Fox News saying how much they hate AI And how it's ruining the music industry like every AI country song sounds like them With this song this song is not written by a it's written by them, but it sounds like AI listen to this. It's called hello AI

1:57:00Great boy the cow Repeteep recording I don't like them anymore Tell me what your song I gotta say I like that you know, I don't like them anymore Eric because I support president Trump in the move toward Data centers and I can't abide these You know, they should they should pave uh Broadway in Nashville and making one large data center totally And we'll get better music that would be okay. Yeah, uh, you know, I like it too many Rep parties get out Too many bachelor rep parties in Nashville without those blow up and I'm and the Johnny Cash Museum let's face it Don't name it. It's just uh underwhelming. You want to play Johnny can't breathe right there. I've never gone

1:58:02I'd like to go there someday Oh, you right now there's ring go play and I'll you and I together will drive there. Okay, jump in the car right now Well, you know what the music is playing The top down We've got the And on the south side of rain is tapering on from In good disgrace Greg you made the name of the podcast today. Yes, they said flash flood All right, that music's telling us two things shut the hell up and get the hell out And you know us we do we're told we're good like that. Shelley winters up next got a great radio show for you as usual We're gonna take the weekend off We hope you have a great weekend come back on Monday 3 p.m. You're all invited to join us, but until then continue on your journey Don't piss off the gene Thanks for listening to the Von Hesler Doctrine podcast follow the doctrine on YouTube Facebook twitch Instagram and Twitter for even more content