The Von Haessler Doctrine: S16/E174 - "Dum!"

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1:01If you're watching these episodes, you can enjoy this quote as well. Jared Yamamoto is here. I want to start with, there's a lot of things to talk about. You know, it's funny. I'm trying to not open the show with so much politics and sports. The top 10 stories today are politics. We're going to have to get to them. But I want to stick to my whole thing of starting somewhere else. I'll start with a headline that confused me when I first read it. It's kind of the way that it's put here. The headline says, I'm a newborn photographer and just did a shoot for Bonnie Blue. Her baby is adorable. We'll get to that whole thing later. It took me a moment to realize he meant that he's a photographer who shoots photos of newborns. I'm a newborn photographer. How good could you be?

2:04I'm a newborn photographer. I'm a newborn photographer. Thank you. How's the whole of that camera? That's a heavy kiss. So Bonnie Blue, well, you got to let people remember, Bonnie Blue, she breaks records in pornography. Is she does? She's like with the most people at one time. That's correct. She breaks world records because apparently there are world records. Does Guinness get involved in this sort of thing? No, not in that kind of story. What is the certification process for the porn star that's been with the most dudes? I don't know. By any way, I don't want to, you know, it's not like it's too salacious with it, but that's what she's known for. There have been several women that have broken her record and then she has gone back and broken their record. It's a lot of back and forth. It's a lot of back and forth. There's a lot of out and down. It's a cold war. It's a pornography cold war is what it is. And it's just madness.

3:06It's really a slippery slope once you start hitting it. It really is. It really is. But now she has a baby, which is like, how do you, how do you, do you know who's the father? I don't think so. There's no way. It didn't happen during one of a thousand DNA tests. No, she wasn't during one of her stunts. I thought it came from that. Oh, did you? I don't know. She was trying. She was trying to get pregnant. Yeah, I think she's probably got like one of those suitcase pimps, but where's my dad? She's got a C section. No, she's probably got a lot of money. So like, but how much can you protect her? Can you share interviews? No. She has just the deadest eyes. Oh, I wonder why. I wonder why. She's, yeah, I think you become very cynical when you're in her line of work. I believe to give some context. She went on a breeding mission and had sex with 400 men. She doesn't know of the 400. Oh, my goodness gracious. That shouldn't even be allowed.

4:07I mean, if you, I'm sorry. I'm no proof. I think there are some investigations as far as I'm, I'm, I'm named as bastard, right? I'm no prude. I'm not somebody who's like, oh, this poor not, I get it. I'm a grown man, but I mean, that's a defects call right there. Just right from the very good. This is a person who should not be parenting a child. If you, you know, get rid of the whole porn thing. Just, just bringing up a human into the world is part of your career stunt. I mean, that is disgusting. That child should be taken away. I thought you weren't starving with sports. Huh? I thought you weren't starving with sports. Yeah, she's one hell of an athlete breeding sport. I can't, I can't ignore. I hear it was the easiest delivery in history. No, that is it. You cannot say that. Oh, why you would say it was there. I'm here to report. No, you can't do it because it's too, it's too easy. Oh, I know, but you can take the easy ones too.

5:07Hey, you know, just lay ups there. You got to take it. Yeah, it's right. Look, if my favorite team wins the NBA championship on a stupid little lap, I'm not unhappy. I'm glad they took the lap. It's got to clean off the whole board. How is the winters? I don't believe he hit that over the wall. Well, you know, I still have almost four hours to get you back. Right. You know, just, you know, don't know. It's like, you know, it's like to New England fans. They want to throw this Drake May away. This is not a sports show, but that, that, that game last night. Hey, he's the one who looks like your son, Drake May. He only threw three winners. Yeah. Yeah, he, look, he looks, he looks, yeah, Pete didn't have the greatest night. Although, I thought he looked good. You know, he looks good until he doesn't. Right. That's the whole thing about it. It's he looks good until he doesn't. And yeah, three interceptions. But the NFL, man, they get so kind of lucky with their product. Like the first game of the year comes down to the last play of the game. Oh, man. I mean, yeah, it's so, yeah, the first half is kind of boring. But it's like, I almost felt like the first half was still preseason.

6:09And in the second half, they became NFL teams. They will come. There's something like that. It was very, very scattered in the first. Even the commentators at the end of the game were like, yeah, you know, they're playing in the preseason. It's way different. Actually playing the game. Yes. You know, we don't have as they don't have as many preseason games. And, and you can't camp. So aren't as grueling as they used to be. So they're not quite ready when they, when they hit prime time for the first time. But Romeo Dobbs showed that he still sucks. Oh, man, he dropped a ball. Okay, we're getting too much of the excess of the nose. I've seen the research. We're not supposed to get into the excess of nose. I'm supposed to talk about sports as a lifestyle. Okay. And entertainment. All right. Breeding season. Bonnie blue. Yes. Good. And the other research says they don't like me talking about pornography. Oh, no. I'm just trying to. I'm doing feeding season. I'm doing feeding season from now on. I'm breastfeeding. I am. I am. I am simply responding. I'm responding to the world around me. And then the research. Hey, another thing research.

7:09People don't care about AI. That's a, hey, don't care about AI. That's all over the news. Because it's going to kill us. Yeah. Yeah. So I'm not supposed to talk about the fact that people that work at AI are saying it's going to kill us. Oh, very interesting. This is just in the research says that people don't like you talking about the research. Oh. Oh. Yeah. You guys do this, you know. Yeah. You're still a bit more on it. I'm supposed to talk about what I like. I'm supposed to talk about what I like. How about this one? How about the Florida woman accused of dousing neighbor with poop over suspected affair. I'm listening. I'm just scatological. I'm running here about that. I got my kids in the back seat. I like having sex. Who's poop was it? Or was it adults? I don't know. I didn't even look at it. I just thought. I mean, if you actually, you know, I was very lazy with my prep today. And I was like, well, there's a headline that I can do. If you had decided because you were mad at somebody for some reason, you were going to douse them in poop. It probably would be your own poop. Okay. It would never happen and stop saying the word poop.

8:09Well, you brought up the poop. I don't know what the word the limit is. Okay. Human feces. Thank you. Comedical. Fecal matter. Yeah. That's fine. But it was hers, by the way. She defecated in a bucket. Oh, God. You can't say defecate. You can't yet. I don't know. Jesus. I don't know anymore. I wanted to open today's show. I wanted to open today's show. Fug of football with a fam. I have her telling me to talk about football again. I thought to myself, I'm going to open up this show. It's going to be wholesome. Who is going to be poopful? It's going to be family friend doing funny blue. It was not funny. Oh, hell. You know, I tried to steal away from the president. You know, the president is is transparently trying to buy the votes of the American people from his. Do we have ratings from that speech last night? Because I mean, I, he spoke for two hours. That's what the idea was. He was going to have a few remarks last night and then close it out tonight with the big speech as English Nick said he has a residency. Yeah, he's going to be there speaking every night.

9:11It's like the scorpions and they're coming to planet Hollywood in Vegas next year. It's like he's got a residence. I suppose going to have a Trump should just go to the sphere in Vegas and just do just every night. Can you imagine dollars? We win. Everybody's good. I mean, I have, I have never. Oh, this is not that seat. Can you imagine him in the sphere because the graphics behind you would be massive Trump. Yeah. Oh, yeah, fantastic. Oh, my lord. Every night. Every night. I'm the biggest person. Yeah. Big, beautiful thing. A big, beautiful sphere. Yeah. And I'm sure the wizard of us here and maybe we'll show one of my favorite movies here. Wow. Face in the avatar. Oh, avatar. Nice. Great. We get interested in the word sphere and start to really like. The sphere. The sphere. The building is, that's the whole building. It's the building. It's a giant smear. It's like, smear. You put it on a bagel. He's playing the smear. The smear. I'm going to open up the smear.

10:11Open up the smear. It's actually just a flat one to. It's a one dimensional flat venue. The smear. No one's ever seen anything. Check it out. They shrink you down into a tiny micro person before you go in. 20 million. It's going to be all right. We don't have any official ratings, but Trump himself claimed it did better than the NFL. Oh, well, why? You know what? Get out of here. It doesn't matter. Nobody watched football as yet. It does not matter. He is just going to say whatever. There's plenty of footage and still photos, video, everything of a bunch of empty seats. And he just said, we sell that out. We sold out hit because far bigger, better and more important than anyone thought possible. Oh, yeah, that anyone thought possible. Anyone. I've been to people that thought about it. They never think about it. They thought about it. Bigger than nothing. You just say things.

11:11I mean, it's amazing. It's going to stop me. Apparently, no one. That's what appeared to be the case. He did a good job explaining things so that we didn't know like this. Nobody knows that Dom has a bee at the end of it. Most people think it's DUM and that's fine. No, they don't. No, that's not true. Most people know how Dom is spelled. Why is it saying that? Because it's the whole thing about Democrats. He's trying to say his new name. And he dropped the bee. He dropped the bee. He doesn't need to be. Because most people don't even know there's a bee. It's not a spot word. I mean, look, you would say dumb. You know what? You know what? I am on that argument alone. You've got my vote. So you don't need the 5,000. Yeah, so this is the moment where it's just this is America 2026. We don't even play around anymore. It's just straight up transactional. If he gets two things that he wants in November, you get the money. Do you have it? You have the.

12:11Oh, that's right. Here is my promise. If the Republicans win the House of Representatives and the United States Senate, both of them, because of our economic tremendous economic success, like in history, we've never had anything like what's happening. No, no, no, no, no. But because of our tremendous strength and success economically, I will issue a dividend to every adult citizen in the United States of America for $5,000. That's totally legal, right? Hi, did you mean he's going? I will. He's made so much money. He's like, the economy is doing great for him. Well, he can't. Now, that's absolutely illegal. So he cannot take his money. That's actually buying votes. I'll sign the bill. This will never happen. I'll sign the bill. This will never happen. Of course not. Because first of all, it would cost $1 trillion to do that. I've had a trillion to the deficit working out.

13:12Plus, our biggest problem right now is inflation. How do you make inflation go through the roof even more than it is now? You push one trillion dollars into people's hands and say, hey, go buy things. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know anything about that. I just know that you could use this money. So use it. You know what I'll do? I'll sell you the inflation. Okay. Well, there you go. Now you're getting to that Robert Mugabe stuff. I like it. That guy's great. So, yeah, a trillion dollars, it's not going to happen. Congress would, this would have to come out of the Treasury. And it can't come out of the Treasury for a purpose that the president just said. And he said, I, you didn't say we, you didn't say the government. You didn't say the business. I, I'm the government. And they have to win the House and the Senate. And on top of it, then the other flaw, if you're looking for it as soon as you're taking it seriously, is that you're going to have to be in the House. So, it's just, there's so many things that can't happen here, but he cannot do it without Congress.

14:13And he can't do it. He just can't, he just can't. Because it's not your money. Also, the, yeah, the real flaw here is he's saying the economy is so good. That's why he can do it. Well, the economy doesn't, in the minute you lose an election in November, it doesn't change to a different economy. The idea that after the election in November, well, the next day, well, if we win the House and the Senate, we'll have enough money. But if we lose the House and the Senate, the next day, we won't have enough money. Because he's got to try to figure out a way to say that this is something that's legal. And it means he has to go to everybody, which means Democrat taxpayers will have to have paid for this campaign promise for the GOP to keep the House and the Senate. It doesn't, because that's all of our money. I'm still waiting for my dose check. I've been waiting for half a month. You know, you know, you're not getting that. Yeah. That's not coming. It's not such thing. And we're going to doage them each. He kind of says like the tariffs, we're taking him, but a lot of this tariff money is being sent back, not to you and me, but to the companies.

15:16That's why one reason why right now companies are doing very well, because we're not getting the tariff money back, but a lot of the big companies are. And they're getting like checks for like 30 sick, I mean, because they paid it. They're getting paid twice, basically. Well, while they paid it, so they're getting the money back, but we bought the right, but they passed the price along to us. And so they get a boon because what are they going to do? Find every customer who bought a washing machine or something? Is your pocket bucks back? Yeah. It's not going to happen. It's so hilarious. Just give everybody a toaster. You just have to make up for it. I will give everybody. He was full of promises. A toaster. He made a big promise to the state of Texas last night. Now I'll come once or twice or three. I'll come whatever's we have to elect. I like that. To drop that off before he got to what he was doing before. Often is he coming? Whenever and whatever, no matter how ever. That's perfect for me. I won't even ask the child to pull. I don't like that. Tallerica, guys. No, no, you do not like Tallerica.

16:17You said this about him. You ran a campaign to beat me. He called it beat me. I don't know what the hell he meant by that. All right. Don't get mad at me. He's surprised. People are going to tell me what the hell does he want to beat me. But it was bad for his image. So he started eating meat. And he recently, he's getting worse. I'm getting myself a job. Yeah. He's getting worse. But he was recently seen having a barbecue and eating a lot of meat. But that's what happened. He ate it. And then he was seen running backstage to a room and throwing up all over the place. He doesn't like meat. He didn't like meat. He's throwing it up. He's not funny. He's been so sleepy. I know. He's really going for it. He was eating meat. The alterlty. That really tied the meat and he threw up all the meat. And he called him the meat man, the meat eater, meat eater.

17:18Tallerica thinks there's 78 genders. And then he eats meat. What a meat eater. It's too funny. It's just too funny. That's the time where maybe I would be like, hey, this is wrong. It's just hilarious. And you know, whatever. If people want $5,000, that's the reason they're going to vote. And do it. Do it. And you know what? You know what's going to happen? Remember when you voted because you didn't want any more forever wars. And remember, well, OK, go ahead and make your vote based on the fact that you're going to get $5,000 when the election's over and see what happens. Everybody gets a vileful of Iranian sand. Because you all own it now. It's yours. You little thing of a whale. When he does finally end all the wars, which he will, of course, he promised to take the trillion for the military. And that can be the $5,000 for the people. Oh, there you go. There you go. You want me to see what you're saying. Just take it from that. And Putin will give us some money.

18:18Meanwhile, we're spending $2 trillion a year now just servicing the debt, which means just paying the interest on your credit card. Why, sir, miss this? Oh, how do I get to keep pointing these things out? Do you have a camera? Does Eric eat meat? Oh, you're so fast. I made those sissy vegans. I'm a lot of meat. Eat a lot of meat in your pan. You're meat. Nobody knows that dumbness. A bee at the end of it. Most people think it's a no-no. The UM, and that's fine. No, it's not. It's nobody knows. No one. Not a poor soul. Not a soul. Everybody thinks it ends with nobody knows it has a bee. That's interesting. That's interesting. Nobody knows it. The word you as a you at the end of it is just wild. A lot of people think it's just a letter, but it's a word. It's not Y-O-O, but nobody knows. Dumb. Dumb. Dumb. Democrats. He is so proud of that. But I believe that I'd heard that before Trump. I'd heard Republicans refer to Democrats as dumbly

19:19like Democrats. I think like Hermann Cain used to say it or something. It's like the dumb Democrats. Right. He acts like it was the most brilliant thing. Really out of all of his names and stuff, it's pretty weak. It's pretty weak. I mean, he started out strong with crooked Hillary. Yeah. And he's not a sleepy Joe. Well, he's not a sleepy Joe. No, I started with... Little Marco. Before that even. Because Jeb was the guy on top. Low energy. Yes. These were good. These were good. Dumb Democrats. But then again, I've walked around with the illusion that... Or thinking that people know that there's a B on the end of the word dumb. That's why I'm not president of the United States. I don't have my finger on the pulse. Like this guy does. Yeah. Nobody knows that dumb has a B at the end of it. Most people are against... Do you am? And that's fine. Cram, thumb, climb. I think he's got something like that. And then executive order dropping the B because it's useless. So you want climb just to see L.I.

20:21Right. Why does it ever be? Why did it... We don't need that. I mean, climb. It's not clean. It's climb. I know. You put the E on the Y. Where is the B? Where is the C? I don't need it. Nobody knows. Also, he was talking about the beat of the meat. And then he took the B off of that. Right. He's got something against B. You don't like Bs. I don't like Bs. Wasps. No, it's... Ornits. Especially, I hate the no-zims. Was that body blues voice who keeps... No, that was the B lady. Oh, oh, okay. I thought I heard body blues. The Bs. The Dental Trump doesn't want to save the Bs. I'll save the Bs, but only the ones that fly around. What about... What about the spelling B? The spelling... Just called spelling. Just called the spelling, eh? Yes, yes. A bunch of nerds that say it's George. They're not even Americans anymore. They got to go back. Little smarty pants. Spell dumb. B-U-M. Use it in a sentence. Most people don't even know that there's a B. I said, I mean, he just makes things up.

21:24At this point, it's just... Lamb. Lamb as long as... L-A-M-B-Y. Why? Mary had a little lamb. Think I'm a shorter one. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Without the B. You don't need the B. Lim. Even Lim. Lim, Lim. Lim. Well, why? What about knife? Should we start just taking the K? Give it to the K. Why do they have the silent? It is Deb is the B. Or without a B. Nobody knows. Niii. Niii. You don't need a Kineet. You should be here. Hit me with your Kanali, James. You Kineet? Knock. No, I guess he was there. One less K. That's never a bad thing. Nobody knows that dumb has a B at the end. Well, now we all know. Most people think it's D-U-M. And that's fine. That's fine. That's fine. Oh, God. That's alright. That's fine. You like that, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack. Sounds like a character from a sitcom. No, I hear Jack season. Well, that's, uh, what was that, uh, uh, snidely, whatever. Snidely, whipless. He was like that. Or, it was one of those cartoon characters.

22:24Yeah. I mean, snuffle something. Snuffle. Snackle plush. Snackle plush. Snackle plush. It's great. I get you. And that's okay. So, if you've ever furnished a restaurant, hotel or an office, even though you're a fan of the staff, that's okay. You've never been to a restaurant. So if you've ever furnished a restaurant, hotel, or an office, you know the drill. Five vendors, five invoices, five delivery windows. But there's a better way to do this. Creighton Barrel Contract is a business to business program that covers three brands. Creighton Barrel, CB2, and Creighton Kids with one account, one order, one delivery. They've got durable plates and glasses, contract grade furniture, and lighting that looks custom that's built for the wear of busy space actually takes. And the best part is you're not doing it alone. The dedicated rep handles your project end to end, from volume orders to design curation. Plus members get 20% off, tax exempt checkout, and flexible payment with no minimums. Learn more at Creightonbarrel.com slash podcast. That's Creightonbarrel.com slash podcast. Alright, English Nick is here.

23:32He's like our special guest star. We tried to get John Fetterman, but we couldn't. And I would think to vote for the, and also the, and the, and Israel. Good to have you. Good to have you here. And I want to, okay, that's Israel. That's great for the special guest. And, and, but you're not our special guest. You are welcome. John Fetterman, the excuse me. Dear member. Like through the 70s and 80s on TV shows, it would always have in the titles, special guest star. Yes. And it was somebody who was just on that one episode. Yeah, it was like a, like, like, Quinn Martin shows. Yeah, yeah, yeah, with the special guest star. Sam, the streets of San Francisco with special guest star. I'm a, I'm a senator from Pennsylvania. With special guest star Paul Lind. Oh, God. All right. All right. Check me. They had that stuff over in England when you were growing up. Yeah, it was American jokes. Yeah. All the English shows that we're here.

24:33We sure America was a very violent place. And then we find out it was. Yeah. Well, I mean, England's getting pretty violent too. It's a massive stabbing in London. Uh, when I say a massive stabbing, I mean, seven people were acting for four. When I'm saying, when I'm saying is that it didn't go both ways because the only English shows that were on here when I was a guest. 40 towers. They were always on PBS. Right. There's always like a archie. Are you being served? No, it's like that. Britbox is taken over. Yeah, yeah. Although PBS still has some of the Christmas. I've got the Britbox. You know, I do with the Britbox. Wait. I don't watch any show that it was that debuted after like 2015 because of the righteous social issues. It just gets out of hand. As a one I was watching one where it was like this detective was called Shakespeare and Company. I know the one. Yes, I know that one. I might be confusing that one with another one, but there's two cops. And so the cop, he's an older cop and now he's put together with a younger lady. Yeah. And I'm watching like three quarters of the show.

25:33I think it's just fine. It's a good show. And then at one point, the older cop is talking to another older cop. And he says, you know, it's just it's a new day. Our day is our days behind. It was such a talk about on the nose. I mean, Audubo, if I lost you with my little joke at the beginning for being on the nose, this I was just I was just like, all right, I'm out of here. And I never went back to the, but I will anything this like before 2015. There's a lot of great shows. Yeah. Because he knows good about England is a, and I don't know if they do this much anymore. You don't have the stranger things thing that goes on for way too long. Like a lot of shows. Yeah, they end. They have like, and they'll do them like three, three series of them and then they're done and they move on to the next thing. Yeah, yeah. And you don't have this thing like we have here where you just keep dragging it out until no one can stand it anymore. But that has nothing to do with it. Nothing at all. Oh, you got it. This is from the Irish star. Who? Irish, please pay for it. I'm gonna be Connor McGregor. He's the biggest star. I don't think he's the editor of this newspaper.

26:34But anyway, Irish star.com, if you want to check it out, Grindr crashes in Dallas after huge search in activity at the Republican convention. Grindr, which I believe is a, is it a sex site for it's a, it's LGBTQ and it's a gay Tinder. It's gay. It's just gay. Is that because there's a lot of journalists? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think that's a lot of research. The same thing happened the last one. Was it Milwaukee? It was always crashes. I know I'm sure it crashes when the Democrats have theirs as well, but it's more ironic and funny when it's the Republicans talking about there. You know, people who are going on Grindr, again, family men. Yeah. And then they go to work and they vote against anything for a case. I guess just leading a complete double life. But hey, good. It's good for Grindr then. Yeah, I guess there's something called down. You know, I think they're probably clean. What's good for the grinders? I'll tell you that. I think as far as hookups go, I think they're probably very hygienic.

27:39These Republicans, you know, Trump got them all juiced up after his speech was done. They're in big dirty. They'll get in the mud. Yeah, he got a lot of these. $5,000. He's got them all ready to go. You won five grand. You probably like Grindr because there's no e between the D and the R. I love it. We know the stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, waste of time. A lot of people think there's an e in Grindr. There is no e. A bit of it. But you know what, if you're here, there could be a you in Grindr. It is hilarious that, you know, it's the ultimate like, I was the word I'm looking for. It's the one you're, when you're afraid of gay people. Was that homophobic? Homophobic. But a lot of people, that's been turned into more, it's been expanded as more like, you out, outwardly act like you just, you don't like gay people. But I think that the real concept is that you don't like it inside of yourself.

28:42And so you, the true homophob is someone who, because they don't like the thoughts that they're having, they will outwardly, publicly do things to hurt the cause, to prove in public. They could never be the, no, really, the point is to prove to themselves that they're not really what those thoughts. I think that's the real. Now, I could be wrong. I have been before. It happened once last week. You're saying something that's completely obvious and, no, no, no, no, no, I'm just saying, what I'm saying is that, I'm not saying nobody ever heard of what I just said. I'm saying that it's been expanded out to mean, oh, you're afraid of gay people. And I don't think that's really what it means. It means you're afraid of your own thoughts more than the other. But I think it's become, it's been expanded out. So hey, look, Grindr, they're making money. Yeah, George Santos. Good for the public and take. Go have yourself a good time. Hey, during the 2024 RNC in Milwaukee, George Santos, former Republican congressman called it the Grindr Super Bowl.

29:43Oh, there you go. He would know. He probably had that half time. I know. Republicans finally got their one, their first public out. Yeah, openly openly gay, uh, Republican in the House representatives. And he just turned out to be one of the most corrupted. It's not a good start. Come on. Somebody else who's not George Santos come out of the closet. The Republicans deserve better. I believe. What else you got? MSN.com reports 100 year old couple who eats something Donald's every week has five simple tips for a long life. Don't die. This one. I believe they're at a Tennessee. They once as one of their tips they used to eat it McDonald's once a week. They used to go every day, but neither in their, their 80s. So their son drives them there once a week on a Friday for breakfast. Oh, that's one of the 55 year old son. Yeah. Yeah. I'm not a young kid. But young kid, buddy, John Carroll, the husband, he's about to turn 102 in three months.

30:47Yeah. Oh, so these kids are in their 60s or 70s. Yeah. I got to go to McDonald's man. The kids, their kids can't drive them to McDonald's. Yeah. I get somebody. I lost my license. I can't enjoy my hair. I can't lose my rotator cuff. Yeah. Jerry is the wife. She's 100, 100 years old. And John is 100, better be 100. We like to go there and get a big Mac and some friends. I want chicken nuggets. She orders a filet fish, but takes a while for them to bake because they don't keep them on hand all the time. A chicken nugget, please. She does like chicken McNuggets, but she likes to get some six. And they don't like the six. No more. You got to get pale. How are the two of you? I want a high sea today. How? They don't have it no more. But the orange one, please. Give her an orange. Yes, sir. I would stick that you guys would have poured one another to death. No. No, don't be a happy meal if she choked on the nugget.

31:48Oh, now come on. John's advice for a long life. I have that heart attack. Well, I know. I've had seven of them because I've had very easy. I know. I just won't take you. Guys, don't want me yet. He knows I got work to do. You got more big Macs, Steve. These days, they're going straight to hell. I mean, the livestream. This is really entertaining. Oh, she's not only grand. The reason that John and her have worked today is because he works every day. He says for a long life, you've got to work hard and work every day. And eat well and go to the doctor twice a year. Oh, my hair. You can't stay home and be idle. You got to work. Yeah, I'm so glad. Except outside days because that's the Lord. You like it when he leaves. What did that old hag say about me? She said she likes it. I said, get on. She likes it. You leave the house every day. We've had 38 dogs. Yeah, what you're talking about. What you're talking about. What you're talking about. Every one of them buried out there. That's right. When you're a couple, there's 102 years old.

32:50You've buried a lot of pets. We have buried a lot. I told her we're not having no more. So she went out and got a cat. That's right. And I've got a pet cemetery. And who cares if you die on a candle, find its way. That's right. I've found a nickel last night in the couch. It almost broke my red. Well, it's your head because everybody's not a battle. All right. We're going to leave you to to yourself. She said, let's go to Burton K. I said, hell no. We don't cheat on McDonald's. You're McDonald's, but we did cheat on me 47 years ago. Well, I did. You should. Can we go to frickin' wreck? You made it without a shirt. Hey, everyone's alive. I cheated on you when I was 60. No, no. There's my doubt. There's the 47 dogs, Mark. Well, that ain't even hard. That's the neighbor's dog. They like to go and spend time with their friends at the restaurant, too. So I don't know what their friends are. Oh, we like to do. Well, yeah, it's him. He's reading the story. Well, the same panel you had to see friends in an early-dose.

33:50You bastard. Yeah. That's it. You sit around with your young friends who are in their late 80s. That's right. The kids. Turnip greens, spinach, and salads are great for a long life. They say. Lift up that. Moo, Moo, ethyl. All right, notify. Oh, yeet. Gotta watch out for that parasite, the explosive diarrhea. I don't know about the leafy greens these days, but the rest I agree with. I don't need help. Oh, hell yeah. Yeah, yeah. We're spinning the tunes. Yeah, yeah. All right, English, Nick. That's Scott. How about some Tunnel pic? Okay, this is from KT. L.A. dot com. Oh, I remember them. KTL LA5. Mm-hmm. Please investigate and break in at Quentin Tarantino's Hollywood Hills home. Oh, hey, Quentin, can you explain to us what happened? Somebody broke in. See, and then what the dead is, they came in and knocked everything over. They didn't get anything, apparently. They got anything but they violated my house. Man in his 30s dressed in black. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

34:50This is what I'm saying. Man in his 30s dressed in black. Really? That's what they're saying. So if they didn't get anything, were they looking to abduct Quentin Tarantino or something and he wasn't there? Not a lot about that, just the fact that that happened and please reinvestigate. So what are the police more? Alleged break in. The L.A. police. What are they more constrainin' on today? The break in at Quentin Tarantino's house, or the sinkhole in front of a v- Mmm-hmm. I'm trying to find that place gauge. Where is he? Have they not? Has he not shown up? I'm telling you OJ style he he bumped somebody off and pushed him down that hole. And he ran. Nick Cage. I'm I'm making that up. I can't find the hole. But he's been found, right? That's not really part of the story. Is it the Nicholas cake? It's right. Yeah. I mean, he knows there's a sink hole in front of the house. I do, but I'm busy. I can't be there. He's always shooting something. What is he supposed to do? He's supposed to do. He's supposed to do. He's supposed to, is it his property? Okay. You know, what was he doing down in the basement? There's like a house manager. Yeah. I got a guy that handles holes.

35:51Was he? Well, could he afford a house manager anymore? He's made enough hits. So he's been a throttle. He's been in, he's been in, he's been like in 10 movies a year. I know. Yeah. He also have a Patreon. And you can find me on cameo. Yeah, Nicholas Cage. Make sure you like and subscribe. If you're looking for a cameo, just look Nicholas Cage. Hey, happy birthday, Don. Yeah. So I want to know if he was doing something down in his basement to cause that. It caused it. Coconut math. Something. Well, he was digging a trench down there. Yeah, he was digging. It's some sort of secret thing. He was digging his way over to some other celebrities house. I buried an alien in there. I think you're just like sleeping with some of the celebrities. Girlfriend or something. You build a tunnel, a tunnel between the houses. Maybe he's planning some kind of prison break remake movie. And he wanted to do some research on him. Oh, yeah. It's the rock. All over again. Great escape or something. He's going to redo that. You're the man now dog.

36:54I couldn't think of any lunch. I don't know why the rock. I heard the rocks. The rocks are good movies. Yeah, wow. I saw the theater with my dad. It's loud. It is loud. It's a loud movie. Or all those kind of movies like that. This I think the rock was that was one that took it to a new level. And I know why. Cause it's got through the point where people, this is back when, you know, movie theaters or movie theaters. But it was getting out of control. And, uh, you know, people just wouldn't shut up. Trying to that. After a while. Yeah. It became like a war between what was on the screen. Yeah. And the idiots in the audience. The loud of the audience got the next time you went to the movie theater. The movie got louder. It's just like, all right, well, it's overwhelmed. Well, overwhelmed you. We're done expecting you to act like human beings and understand what it means to, you know, not annoy your neighbor with your behavior. So now we're just going to turn the movie up so damn loud. We will, we will, we will drown out the biggest moron out there. Are those videos of the 40X theaters in Japan? Real have you seen this? 40X, 40X, 40X.

37:5440X, this pornography. No, like there could be like an ocean scene. And then when the ocean is coming towards the screen, there's actual water that comes into the theater. This kind of stuff has been around for a while. You know, where they hang there. The tingler, these have sense, you know, that would, that would, that would, it would match so the place would smell like whatever you were looking at. Yeah, there was an ocean explorer iMacs movie that did that. Irmer and Chattanooga going to see that. And it would spray water on you when the like the waves would come in as you're talking about it. Yeah, I never, and also we had something called Sense Around in the 70s. Oh, yeah. The movie earthquake. That was the first time I remember it was in Sense Around. It's just basically your, your chair would shake a little bit. It was like, I didn't really think I was in an earthquake. I don't think that I would, like, the water hit me and I was watching something of water, like the beside adventure. I think it would take me out of the movie. I don't think it would make me feel like, oh wow, I'm really there. Is there an S in the middle of Sense Around?

38:56Do you need it really Sense Around? Sense. Get rid of this. Sense Around. That would be Sense Around. That's being S. Get rid of this. I'd have to look at it. Yeah, just wondering. All I know is Richard Roundtree was on that motorcycle. Yes. And he out ran that title wave that was coming in. Which is he's a... Ah! Now that's when they made movies. English Neck, are you leaving us? I'm leaving for now. Well, have yourself one great week, my friend. I will be back next week. We look forward to it. Okay. Hour two of the Bon Heistler Doctrine begins right now. Yeah, so Apple had their big, this is the first time with the new CEO. Nobody, we really haven't brought it up here. I don't know how many people are talking about it, but what's his face is gone? Tim Cook. Tim Cook is gone. Tim Apple. Yeah. Tim Apple is gone from Apple. I'm out of there. You sprang. I sprang. No, I'm sprang. So there's a new guy, John Ternis, I think his name is. This was the first big event where they're going to tell you

39:59what the new iPhones are and everything. So I saw this new, they finally have a foldable phone. Yeah, the duo. The duo. And but it looks really good. I got to say from what I've seen, they hide that crease in the middle. Oh, yeah, that crease is like not noticeable, but I just don't feel like, is there a need for a foldable phone? Well, I would tell you that I was looking at it like, you know what, the way, because I don't use the phone, I barely ever talk on the phone. So I'd really use the phone as, you know, what I'm doing. We should barely call it a phone. For the show, I should barely call the phone. It's a utility is what it is. The thing. And so I was looking at the demonstration. I thought, you know what? Maybe it kind of mixed it up. I could see myself using it in that way, because I use it for work a lot and, you know, finding stories. And the cool thing is when you're in that little walled garden, you find something, you send it one place, it goes to every other computer, wherever you are. And so I was looking at it, I was thinking, that might be something. And then I saw the price. $2,000, and the baseline. Yeah, that's insane. $2,000? Everybody can afford that now.

40:59Yeah, so it's, what that is, is that's Apple knowing, now a lot of people are stupid enough. Many of them will, you know, yeah, they'll go into debt for this. Yeah, we're not expecting that all of our customers have $2,000 throw at us at once. But we know that people are stupid enough to go even further in debt for something like this. It's just like $2,000. I mean, I'm doing all right in my life. And if I'm looking at that and going, huh, kind of interested in that thing, there are too many products in the Apple line that are at the 2000 or above level. Agreed. I will wait a couple of gens and let this just kind of fizzle out. Let the, let the new car smell wear off here a little bit. Yes, I was kind of interested. You know, if they would have brought it in it, I guess the Samsung one started 1800. So the foldable thing is going to have something and then which one's more enjoyable. I don't know. This thing is brand new. So you got to have the insurance. I'm not spending too grand on something that I'm going to drop. Yeah. You don't spend it all at once. They give it to you like, you can, hey, you can upgrade your phone. And you're like, okay, cool.

42:00It's going to add, you know, $15 to your bill. You got no problem. 10 years. Yeah, that's what I mean. Yeah, that's what I mean. It's going to get people that way. So that doesn't feel like debt. Yeah. It's looped in with a bill. Yeah. It's like, yeah, I paid it. Right. I'm up to date, right? It's not a big deal. It's $15 a month for the rest of my life. It's fine. It's just insane. It's insane that a phone costs $2,000. I mean, I know we're in the inflation world. $2,000 is still, that's a chunk of money. That's a chunk of change. That's rent. For, yes, for most people. That's a chunk of change. Now, you're not, you're not paying it every month, right? I mean, it's $2,000 once. Right. So you break that down and what that would be monthly for 12 months. But it's just, it's just, I mean, if it was like $1,500, I might think, I would think, yeah, $1,500, I think that's pretty expensive. But maybe because it's kind of cool. Well, it's going to be nice, but it's, $2,000 is when it's fully open. Like in the book mode, you can now do,

43:02you can do them scroll on both sides. I know, you can do two different things. So you can have Instagram and TikTok going in the same time. So you can be watching Instagram reels while I'm scrolling TikTok. Yeah, absolutely. Absolutely. Have a good gaming, right? Hey, Adam, that car, you got the car, then you can do it. You can do it. Hey, I've got a Costco, credit card, it's got $8,000. Oh, what are you doing sitting on that? Go spend that. Go spend that today. What are you doing? No, I'm not doing it. No, I'm not doing it. Yeah. Hey, look, the price is going to send you $5,000, even if you vote against them. I'll just go ahead and use that now. Yeah, do it now. Yeah, good. Smart idea. Spend it before you got it. That's the new thing. Yeah. Maybe something there for you. There's always a soup kitchen at the end of the day. Waiting for you. You'll be all right. Not going to starve in this country. You'd be fine. Just spend it all. You want you to become one of those influencers, Autumn, that brags about all the stuff you have. But the stuff you have is like, man, like you go out. Yeah, this candle.

44:04Like, no, you stand in front of like your key. Like it's a Lamborghini. This is the 2017 Kia base. Yeah, you think you get this? You think you get this and show this off? If you're not jamming, hang out with me. Well, I open these plastic clothes pins. I just got a dollar general. Yes. Does anybody do it the low rent influencer thing? I would like to start that kind of thing. They do a D influencer. There are D. Oh, I know. They talk about how they're going back to the grid or something. No, no, no, no. Where they'll say like, this thing that's everywhere, all of the influencers are telling you to purchase this thing. I purchased it. And here's my honest review. Like they don't get a commission or anything from it. But they do get, if they're channeled as well, they make some money. I guess that's how they make their money. Yeah, this actually doesn't work. Don't waste your money. What if it's something that does work, but it's still a waste of money like the Stanley Cups? I mean, they do hold liquid. You can't say they don't work. And it keeps it cold for a while. Well, there's products. It's called a thermos. It's been around for a very long time.

45:06It's not technology that just floors it. Hey, I'm willing to spend 50, 60, 75, 85, maybe a hundred more dollars. It keeps it cold. Check this out. It keeps the cold, the liquid cold all day long. That's a technology we've only had since the, I don't know, the 30s. That was one of the things that they, like, people that would try and justify it and try and pretend that it wasn't, like, just a trend. Yeah. They make, well, you know, it really does keep myself, and I like my stuff pretty cold. So, you know, now just a go the other way, if I put hot soup in there, will it keep it hot? Yeah, yeah. So it's the same exact technology. It's the right as it work. That I've seen the Stanley Cups. We went to TJ, we went to TJ Max other night. They were on the little for sale rack when you're, when you're checking out. Oh, is it over? $9.99. Yeah, it's $9.99. They've been there for a while. Yeah. These people, you'd say Stan, it's that short attention span thing applies to trends. You know, it's interesting that's coming out now. It's still LeBubus, but they're blind boxes.

46:07So you buy like a bunch of them, and they're smaller, but you don't know what you're going to get. And so if you get something rare, it's even more exciting. But it's like, it's really, it's another form of gambling. It is gambling. And you'll see people selling these the other night. And I'll make this short, but the other night I was scrolling on TikTok and I saw this live auction. And then I went, all right, I'm going to watch this for a few minutes. And I got sucked in. I ended up watching a guy in Asia opening fresh water clams and giving the pearls to the winners. All right, all right, all right. And then you'll take all the pearls and put them in a bag. And then the person who bought the thing gets the watch. I love those. But the guy's, he's cracking them open. And there's, but I mean, hold on. Are we gambling on whether or not there's going to be pearls in there? Like, so how does it work? Some of them will have one pearl. Others will have five or six pearls. But some of them purchase a certain amount of clamp or whatever. Oh, I see. Yeah. And then the person opens them on camera and live. So you get to watch and they're like, all right,

47:08John C. from Albuquerque. This is yours. And then they're opening it and like, oh, you got a purple, whatever. Yeah. But everybody's hustling. That's what it's QVC. But it's guys in their bath or in their in their dance. Yeah, in their bathroom. You know, that's a good one. I'm going to push out. Hey, why that? So why not? So yeah, so it's like when my mom, uh, you know, toward the end, some of her best friends in the world were QVC hosts. I mean, she really was really, we had to, we had to step in. She was like, I'm just ordering stuff. And you know, I just had anything, I mean, just anything. And we had to step in because obviously it was getting, but she would talk about these hosts. I never watched it with her. But I mean, she was talking about these hosts like, uh, like she knew them, like they were, they were good friends. And I, I remember at that point going, I think she used to be smarter than that. So something happened when you get older when you're an older lady. They're the only people in the talk to me.

48:08Maybe they're older men. Yeah, it happens to the older men as well, I guess, but they think that they're friends. But I think the older men, there's them are likely to fall for, uh, like an only fans girl. She likes to sit still that day. There's still that man thing in there. Sydney Swinney sure is nice. Oh boy. Oh yeah. She seems like a nice guy. Right. I'm gonna send her some money. She looks cold. I'm gonna get that gambling app because she's naked in the commercial. That's right. Maybe I can gamble. I'm gonna gamble that she's gonna show up right in my living room. I've had a hundred bucks. She won't have sex with me. What is that again? No big. No big. Is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, it's like a, it's not, uh, is it like a calcium or is it like a draft king? I don't know. Calcium. Okay, so it's a prediction mark. A prediction mark. I like to open a petition with her. Good afternoon. Let's all say together. One, two, three. Good afternoon, Alex Williams. Alex, well, hey, hey, Alex says 285.

49:08I should let people know that this show is being audited. We have the, uh, the research, the research redneck is, yeah, it's gonna, what's gonna let us know when we're, he's gonna keep us on the rails, you know, we get off like close. You may know it off the rail of Cotter Bay. I understand, I understand. These, uh, these, uh, the research redneck knows that we should be talking about one show for your program director. They have yet to talk about Liberty Biberty. I don't know what that is. How do you not know you're supposed to be a current event show? Oh, I don't know what that is. What is it? I bet you the female knows who Liberty Biberty is. Okay, uh, the female, do you know who the Liberty Biberty is? Uh, yeah. Who is Liberty Biberty? Five. Liberty, Biberty Boo? Three. One. It's a fuzzy yellow pup and it's the new mascot for Liberty Mutual. They got really that dummy, umu. They got really the umu. Is that circle that little, well, yeah, the little round pup a guy and he's I don't know what his name is. Liberty Biberty. We had it. It was supposed to be a current event show with the hell wrongly. All right, this is the redneck. Nope. Going down the three search redneck here.

50:10Don't know Liberty Biberty. I didn't really think of it as a current event that they're changing their love. Are you not on social media that's all people are talking about? Okay, I got baby. You're right. Okay, they're like, you're hate it. This is what you're here for. You're here to teach. So uh, looks like one of them little potato. You know, yeah, but doesn't mean taking in by like a stunt because they're going to bring back the emu. Is it like I think Liberty Biberty's the way things are going? Okay, they just get rid of everything. All right, you know, oh, so all of a sudden, he's checking you. He's been making marks about you. I'm here like this. She probably didn't like the aflick duck. I kind of like the aflick duck because he's like, now you're going to have a gonfrey. You got a negative check mark. Make a joke. Here's a prayer something I noticed red, uh, research redneck. The planet mercury is shrinking far faster than we thought. Oh, I didn't know it was shrinking at all. It's shrinking. We always knew, essentially, we always knew it was shrinking. Well, Donald Trump said that. Yeah, everybody knows talking about Trump too much.

51:12I mean, I like him, but you talked about, looks it. Hi, I don't need any information about Trump. I got, listen, I'm plugged in. Okay. All right, so you don't need to get into the core. Okay, so you don't need me going on and off. What do you scribble over there? No, no, my own business. You got, you would admit, uh, producer is nosy. Research redneck research redneck you would admit that, uh, the planet, that's an interesting story. The planet mercury. I don't care about mercury. Do you live there? I don't live there. Do you know anybody that does? No, I don't, but I thought that I thought it was kind of interesting. Oh, boy, the little planet that nobody's ever going to see. Or visit. Or watch a spaceship crash into it. So I should talk about the planet mercury. Okay, planet forming wrinkles, which uh, the wrinkles are making the planet. So it's my wife. I can see those. Yeah, the way we thought it was, I guess it's, we always knew it was shrinking, but it's shrinking now like a 10, 10 to 30 percent more than the. Oh, man, mom.

52:13Did you call her, ma'am? When you came out of the room, ma'am, mark mercury shrinking. Mom, I don't know. Put me back in until it's not shrinking. How about this? What? How does summer ever, US breaks long standing record? Oh, yeah. How does summer going on right now? Forever. Where they keep in records and uh, I don't know, 2000 BC. No, they weren't. Then it ain't the hottest summer ever. Okay, now you're just arguing with me. You're not supposed to, you're just supposed to tell me whether or not you think I should be talking about this. All right, you mentioned it. You're wrong. That's a four hour show. I can't just bring up one thing and just keep on going. We have to talk about things. Here's like, hey, uh, research red, and this is what I'm wondering about because it has been a hot summer. Liberty, Liberty. Okay, we know, we know all about, uh, you know, we have the big climate change argument that goes on. Um, but uh, this is what I wonder about when you look into a story like this, how does summer, ever, US breaks, longstanding record. But then this is always the little wrinkle that gets me in these stories. In mercury? No, no, no, not the mercury wrinkle.

53:13This is the uh, wrinkle wrinkle. Yeah. This exceeds the previous records. Okay, one of them was set in 2021. So okay. But the other one was set in 1936. Which hottest hail then? So what the hell was going on in 1936 that we have like Hitler? Yeah, he did up the globe quite a bit. Making all those tractors. That's right. That's right. So that's always, whenever I'm this close to the climate people, then I go, well, why was it this hot in 1936? Mate, I don't know. If it's super elinu then. Uh, maybe it was. Maybe it was too, and we were told for two years that this was going to be the hottest summer. And it is because of the super elinu. And now it is. And everybody's acting like we weren't told. Now look, if I, I think what's going to have to happen is that we're just talking to have to move our property back about 20 kilometers from the sea. Nicholas Cage.

54:14Wouldn't that, huh? Nicholas Cage can't. No, well, he can't. Well, though, that sinkhole. Oh, wait, hold on. We can't talk about things you've talked about before. We'll call back. Sure. All right. Thank you. Thank you research. Good. This guy had a great radio show in Calhoun back in the day. Yeah, he knows what he's talking about. He knows what he's talking about. He knows what I should and shouldn't be talking. But the problem is the research redneck doesn't tell me so much what I should be talking about. He's just always telling me what I shouldn't be talking about. He shouldn't be talking about things you shouldn't be talking about. That's something I need to understand. Alex Williams says there's a crash. Well, Elon Musk says that no one should go see that documentary musk. Oh, no, it's terrible. Don't go. I've seen it. It's not brutal. It's four hours long. It's way too long. Yeah, I mean, who is that time to kill on a theater? You say no one should. No one should know. So no one should go see it. He says the filmmaker has zero integrity and he's a bitter old man who lost the plot long ago.

55:15Sounds right. Yes. The guy Alex Gibney, he's the one who made the going clear. That was the Scientology documentary. I believe he made the Elizabeth Holmes documentary. Documentary. Document was that that's you know, you're close to what it is. You're close to what it is. It's documentary. And he has my memories and I'm pretty good at it. I'm great. It's kind of interesting. So it really is kind of, it's the same play as the president. If you just any criticism that you don't like, you go online and it's add hominem attack. Okay, it's a four hour long movie. It's either a good movie or a bad movie or a boring movie or an interesting movie or maybe a movie that would open your eyes or maybe a movie that would make you roll your eyes. You know, but any the response to any criticism is just add hominem attack. Now you're a stupid. You're a dummy face. It's dumb without a B. It's dumb without a B. You know, a lot of people. I do. Everybody thinks it's everybody knows there's no being dumb.

56:19Nobody knows that dumb has a B at the end of it. Most people think it's DUM and that's fine. DUM. That's right. I think a little, actually, it's Daydream. I just always, it's just interesting to me. I feel like if somebody makes claims against you that you feel or know or untrue, then you should engage in that and throw out the reasons why that person's critiquity of you is but if you, two things could be true. Everything in the four-hour movie could be absolutely true and shocking once you see it. And the guy who made it could be a bitter old man. One doesn't mean that the other one can't happen. So really, when you say somebody's a bitter old man, you're not at all defending yourself against the charges that are made and obviously the charges that are made during the documentary upset Elon. You seem a little upset. I said, oh, doing so for, you know, the doth grimes.

57:20No, they didn't talk to her. They didn't talk to, you know, and she likes me. Grimes, did they talk to you for, Yeah, they did, they did talk to me. You're not, you're not, that's, that's not what I said. But while they just, I said the phone, I said, I picked it up the phone. I said, goodbye. Oh, okay. You got to protect your family, right? Right, right. Yeah. No, I told them everything. They interviewed my daughter. No, you can't, no, X-ray 17. No, that's just one of the sides, I believe. No, he has a trans daughter and this, by the way, this is the thing that's not talked about. This is, I believe, the animating, the thing that animates Elon Musk in his politics. I think I said the other day, he was putting in like 860,000 or something. Something like that. No, it's 860 million, I believe. He's putting into these races this time. So I hope to race the work, my virus. Yeah, and I, so I, nobody really gets to this, but I think the animating factor for him is that. He thinks that he believes that the woke mind virus,

58:25is that what you're saying? Yes. Stole his son from him. That's what he believes. And nobody really gets, and I really think that that's like 85, 90% of what animates Elon Musk to get involved in politics like this. He's just so damn mad at that movement. But here's the thing, when you have like 14 children, lots of different things are going to happen. When you have 14 children, they're going to go off in many different kind of ways. But people make this mistake until they have their second child. And in thinking that like a lot of times when parents are going to have a second child, they're like, ah, we got this down. We did it once. We understand what it is. And then there's the shock of the second child being almost nothing like the first child, a completely different human being. And it's not, it doesn't act exactly the same way as the first child. So by time you get to the third child, you understand it. Okay, these are all unique. Once they come out, they're different people.

59:25Well, you have 14 kids. You know, you have 14 kids. I would say this one's going to end up in jail. Oh, for sure. Some of somebody's doing jail time. You can't just have 14, 15, 20, 25 kids and think that they're all going to walk in the same direction and they're all going to, I'm going to teach them how to handle their, no, they're different people. They're different people. So the more children that you have, be ready for the more different kinds of human beings that you're dealing with. But nobody really talks about this with Elon Musk. Strangely enough, with the progressives and all their stuff, they don't really dwell because he's so damn rich. He's the richest person and he has all this power and it kind of blinds you. But I believe it is pure speculation. I've never read anything anywhere that opined on this. I'm not saying people haven't. But it's obviously not something that people already look at. What motivates Elon Musk to spend so much time, energy and money on politics? And I believe it's because of this relationship that he has with a trans child

1:00:28is providing like 80 to 85% of it. If you want to get into, now maybe this movie, maybe this movie gets into that. Now, on the other hand, his kid who's, you know, said, I don't want any of his money. Well, I don't know about that. Yeah, that's crazy. You know, you could lie. Just lie for a while, get the money and then say, hey, I'm, how much can I use? I said, you have to have. Well, I'd not, what they could have because there is strange from their father who is the richest person in the world. What I'm saying is, you get the money and then you can spend that money on all the causes that you believe in. Right. It's probably be more effective than just standing up and you get a couple of interviews and, you know, you get on the cover of a couple of magazines and you're on a few podcasts. And then you're just dead broke. Take the money, trick them, then use the money against them. Come on. People are not devious enough. Everybody wants to be principled. I can tell you, somebody's living this world long enough. Principles are good. I'm not saying we shouldn't have morality and you got to police yourself.

1:01:29But at some point, it's not on you to take the hit for the entire world. There's free money out there. Yeah. Go get it. You know, like, as I've mentioned many times, I don't like private equity groups. One of them walked in and offered me $15 million to go away. I would take it. I would take it. Why? I think we're talking about this yesterday. And this is why not. No, it's not a why not. It's, it doesn't matter. I could stand up and say, no, I'm not going to take that money because I don't like what private equity groups are doing. You know what happened then? I wouldn't get any money and they would still mow down the rest of the world. Me not taking their money doesn't change what happens. But if I hated them enough, I could take that money. If I was that devious and take a few million and take out ads and the biggest newspapers and denounce them or whatever. Take the money. Now listen, don't steal for money. Don't we take out you would take out ads in a newspaper? Well, you know what I'm talking about. Yeah. Yeah. You know, if you take out an ad in the New York Times, it becomes a story that ends up online.

1:02:31That's fair. Sometimes you use it for that reason. By the way, that's a good question. I remember that this, I guess that thing that is like the office, but it's called the paper. And it has another season coming up because I was watching the football for a season. Okay. But I don't get like in, is it in 2026? Yeah. Yeah. I think it's today or maybe a couple of years before. How is a paper a thing in 2026? Well, that's the part. Is that addressed in this? Yes, it is. Yeah, it's so they're writing for no one and no one sees what they're writing. Well, it was a dying paper. But all papers are dying. It was a dying paper in this town. Yeah. And it was, and it was a, it's getting like revamped and they're getting a, it's like a Ted Lassoy type of thing. Okay, I get that, but that there's no real world analog to that. It does it. It does kind of explain that it explains like how the paper is more than just the actual physical paper anymore. It goes in different directions. Like it has like digital. It has an online presence.

1:03:31Autumn loves the office. What are you thinking of this? Is it any good? It's fine. Okay, that's not the terrible. It's off slow, but it gets better. Okay, all right. So are you going to watch the second season? No, I've kind of forgot that I was even watching. That's actually the judgment right there. You, you watched one season and you're done. I don't even think I finished that season. Listen to me like I think I forgot that I was keeping up with it. Yeah. So that's not it. That's not a thumbs up. It's not a thumbs down. It's a thumbs down. You know what it is. It's a sideways thumb. No. I'm doing some budgeting. I've done that. I have my computer open and I have this like nice relaxing kind of show in the background. That I'll pay attention to. Yeah. Yeah, okay. That's that's that's not the office. They're trying to make it the office. It's not. It's from the people who brought you the office. But it doesn't have that sense of it. For whatever that's worth. They're trying. They're trying, but it's not there. Well, wait till they get Ricky Jivez as a guest star. That's when you know it's completely over. Alex Williams says there's a brush. Wow, these people over at Wallet Hub. Do they ever stop with these rankings?

1:04:33I feel foolish. This is two days in a row. Another Wallet Hub survey that says Georgia ranks among the top 20th happiest states in America. This is from WSB radio. Who are they? Do we have some sort of, do we have some kind of deal with Wallet Hub that we'll we will publicize all of their studies and rankings? Wallet Hub likes Atlanta and it likes Georgia. I've noticed that. Very rarely do we get a negative headline from you. Number 16. Number 16 and happiness. We could be doing better. I like being in the top half. They used 30 metrics covering health finances, employment, safety and social factors. That's where you get a wonder. Is that like somebody's opinion about what's good and bad? You know what I mean? Like if you're liberal, you'd think something more liberal. But if you're conservative, you think something else. Social factors. That seems like some funny business there. That's where opinion can come in. Yeah, well, I like more green spaces.

1:05:34How about that? They don't have enough. Somebody else may have moved away. There were too many green spaces there. I wanted to see a little more concrete. I know. Parking lots. Number one is Hawaii, by the way. Yeah, okay. Well, I mean, I don't know. I don't know. What's Hawaii like? Is it, is it, is it, is it, uh, it's lovely? Is it cheap to live there or is it not cheap? It's expensive to live there, but it is lovely. Oh, it doesn't make me happy. It's so damn expensive. They don't want you moving there. They don't want more people come visit. Get out. Yeah, this is saying California. Back in the 70s. Really? They got a lot of room in California. Yeah, I know. But they were, I was more like Southern California. They were like, uh, yeah, come out here and visit, but don't, don't, maybe they were right. Maybe too many people just move there. And then you get too many people. Now this place is everywhere. Yeah, what's going to happen with people? They do it twice a day on average. So, you know, you get a lot of people in one place. If you got more people in toilets, does Idaho have that problem? That's my point. There aren't as many people there. They got their, they've got a one-to-one on humans to toilets.

1:06:36Yeah, Idaho is ranked fourth on the set. Yeah, I'll bet you. Yeah. And going into some of the metrics. By the way, what's, who's first? Hawaii. Hawaii is first. And then, uh, give me the top five. Uh, you got New Jersey second. New Jersey. Yeah, you talk to concrete paradise. Idaho fourth. Maryland fifth. Really? That's right. Hell yeah. That's amazing. Is Baltimore still in that state? Yes, it is. So, most of Maryland is just woods. Yeah, it is. It's like Pennsylvania. Yes. Some of the metrics are share of adult depression. Adult depression. That's right. That's right. So, the best state versus the worst state, then you have adequate sleep rate. Addiquate sleep rate. Yes, that's correct. So, they're sleeping well in Idaho apparently, huh? All those behaviors. Vermont has the worst state rate. Tater sleep. Oh, yeah. Vermont has what? The worst sleep rate out of everybody. I can't have a good sleep. Hold on, hold on. My wife was just in Vermont. She loves going up there because there's hardly anybody up there. And it's so peaceful.

1:07:37And I would think of the, is she lying to me? Is she going up there and partying and gambling? I knew it. Uh, yeah, if you're sports participation rate, uh, you're unalived rate sports. Unalived. What does that mean? I think suicide. People are idiots in it. Yeah. They refuse to use the words. Because it's a really important issue and we need to face it. And the first thing we're going to do is never say it. What the hell are people? What does the matter with people? Worst state. Hey, we're going to solve a problem by never mentioning it. Yes. Worst, least happier state. West Virginia. No surprise there. Why is that no surprise? I know West Virginia is a beautiful state. Pretty, but kind of broke. Yeah. Kind of boring, I guess. Yeah. Uh-huh. It's a new river. That's it. Like, Florida lives there. Oh, you go there and talk to him about pro football. Alex Williams says 285 West. Hour three of the Bonn Hesler doctrine begins right now.

1:08:38With this hour's keyword, and WSB's a grand for groceries giveaway. This hour's keyword is live. L-I-V-E live. Go to the WSB Radio app or WSBRadio.com slash groceries for your chance to win $1,000. Again, that keyword is L-I-V-E live. And oh, and I don't know which one's going to show up. I know the sounder says it's Paul Stanley, but you never know. Now. Hi, this is Paul Stanley and this is Paul Stanley's music news. I'm the Bonn Hesler doctrine. Uh-oh. I'm not saying Paul Stanley. Where's Paul? Have you abducted Paul Stanley? We got Gene Simmons in for the round. I have not abducted Paul. Has he quit? And he just doesn't want to face me? Paul is doing a series of

1:09:39painting expositions where he goes around the country and instructs people how to paint. And then sells his own paintings. I would have asked you to. Of course he sells his paintings. They go for it. They go for it. No point going to anything like that unless you were making money. There's no point in doing anything else. You're not making it. I agree with that. I wouldn't do anything except this. I do this. Gratis. You know, we do get, because we do give you $50. Pretty little walking around money. Yeah, you said 100. I said, oh, what the hell? We definitely said 50. It's all right. Well, it's Gene Simmons. Well, you know, you can give 50 to Paul. Okay. I'll take 100. All right. Well, we'll get, I guess, I guess we'll spend it. It's $100 a week now to have, uh, Gene Simmons. Did you stick around for the whole week? Did you stay in Atlanta? Or did you go back to? Last week I did. I walked around the, you had something in town called DragonCon. DragonCon, yeah. Where people put on costumes and it looked like this year's big hit was,

1:10:41uh, Dragon Crawler Carl, which is a series of books by author Matt Deneman. I did not know that. Yeah, they're crazy popular. Yeah. I said, I didn't crawl or Carl. That's what I said. What did it sound like? I must be mistaken, but I thought you said drag. No, I said drag. I said, I think you said drag. We don't have tape at zeroes and ones, but I very easy to confuse dragon and dungeon. Yeah. So anyway, it is judgment. What a judge. It is dungeon crawler Carl. Yeah. The audio books are also popular as they're narrated by Jeff Hayes. Very popular. I don't know. Very good. Very good. And so, what's, what's, what's, what's about it? Have you, uh, do you know the stories? Autumn, you seem to have been aware of what are the stories? And it would, while these crawling through a dungeon, it's a fascinating genre. It's called, um, lit RPG and RPG for all playing game.

1:11:43Okay. So it's like Dungeons and Dragons. And that's, that was that the dungeon that's referred to was Carl and Dungeons and Dragons kind of guy. It's, there are works and things, but, uh, there were wigs. It's not Gary Geigak's type of stuff. Okay, I don't know who that is, but we invented Dungeons and Dragons. Oh, okay. All right. So, uh, no one's read these to, can I get like a synopsis of the, uh, name Carl? Jesus. And his cat fall. The earth is destroyed by an alien race. Okay. And Carl and his cat go into this dungeon where they have to play a role playing game. And every level, uh, gets more difficult. And they fight bosses and moms, like, if you're playing a video game. And they develop skills and hit points. So it's sort of like playing a role playing video game. And also, you know, like magic or, so, so, so, so, so, the magic nerds and the dungeons and dragons nerds when they're not playing these games, right?

1:12:43They can read about people playing these games. Well, just Carl. Well, or it's just Carl, but I'm not, I'm sure there's a whole universe is, is lovable cat donut. This trend says donut. Prince is donut, by the way, is a lovely Persian cat. And eats a pet biscuit in the dungeon and becomes a crawler. And now it's competing with, well, at first millions. And now there's only a couple thousand left. There's about eight books. And there's a whole lot of thinking right now is, did Tim Andrews read these books? I'm just saying that I looked into it when I was there. Yeah. Yeah. And there were a lot of, a lot of people there were. There were a lot of people dressed up in this thing. Sure. So up like Carl. The Gene Simmons get it right pretty much. Yeah, that's a lot to. The Alien Corporation destroys all manmade structures on earth and converts the planet's resources into an 18 level underground maze called the world dungeon. Well, that's exactly what these role-play players would love, but down into the world. The whole world just becomes a dungeon and dragons game. And at first it's the mud skippers running everything, but then it changes.

1:13:45Okay. I see. You know what I said? It seems to me like, kiss should be a part of dragon con because you could dress up as kiss. I think at some, I think at points along the timeline of dragon con, the people have dressed up as kiss. Yes, but or maybe we had the little people kiss there. Yes. Yeah. Can you still say what we used to call them? It was probably not. Was it the M word? Magical? If you use like, I believe I think they're called little kiss, no. Yeah. Yeah, they're not called the M word. I have definitely seen people dressed up as kiss before. Nobody this year, but I'm sure they're up for four years. Maybe you missed it. Did you know this, Gene Simmons? Maybe you would have done an appearance here before, but then they get like $150 dollars a selfie and autograph. We do that on the cruise. Okay. Come on the cruise. Wait a minute, I already paid for the cruise. That's what you paid for the cruise, which includes the meals and the drinks.

1:14:47But not the autographs. The concierge desk. Yeah. But if you want to hang out with the big boys, you're going to have to bring it. Okay. But then it's not really like hanging out if I'm paying you to hang out with you. Well, you're on the cruise. I know. To see us perform. No, but you're saying if I want to be VIP, I'm going to feel like a kept. Well, if you pay VIP, then you get a discount on the autographs and photos. Oh, I see. So you get a discount. I'm just saying, I think you can clean up a dragon cot. You know, you can make a... Well, I mean, I would want to be sequestered. I want to be sequestered away from the riff raff. Like William Shatner hides in the back. You can't. You know what? You don't want to run into him. No, I'm saying that I love him. Oh, he... You need to be in the Shatner Wing, where you can hide from the regular people. I could do a panel. Maybe we could talk about that movie we made. Yeah, that could create some of the... Phantom of the park or something like that. That was a six flags phantom or something along this line. It's a six-flag phantom. I do love what you guys said.

1:15:48It must have been shot at a six-flag somewhere. Somewhere. I'm assuming maybe a Hershey park, I don't remember. What a smart move, by the way, for the Kiss Cruise this year coming up in November. You guys are having Kiss Cruise landlocked in Las Vegas. That way you're not traveling on. We're even going to be there. Yeah, I don't like it. I'm not going on the ocean ever again. Oh, yeah, it's not a good place to be. It's at the Virgin Hotel in Vegas. All right, you got some... A Virgin Hotel. What a... Yeah, what an irony. More on that. What an irony that you would be at the Virgin. Well, maybe not actually. I'd like to go the other way with it. You're ready for a story. I'd like a story about from the music world. All right, here's the latest Kiss' legendary Gene Simmons. Says one of the strangest collaborations of his career started with a simple phone call. I had always wanted to write a song with Bob Dylan. Hold on, are you quoting Gene Simmons? Yes. I have. Simmons recently recalled that he'd always wanted to write with Bob Dylan.

1:16:48Okay. Well, their stuff is so, yes. Very similar. I think that that lick it up was a complete ripoff of a Dylan. Yes. That's what I thought. His was called Spit It Out. So Simmons called Dylan's manager and asked anyway. Within a couple of days, Dylan called me back and we wrote a song. It's called Waiting for the Morning Light. And it's on my 2004 solo album A Hole. At that last punch, not true. No, that's what it's called. I can't say the full name. I don't remember that he put that up. He actually put it out. It was an indie label. Oh, I see. Okay. So, but you guys were big again. And so I would see to me. I recorded this songwriting session. So someday that'll come out of the archives. With Bob Dylan. Maybe you'll be able to get the unreleased tracks from A Hole. You guys had some good synergy. You and Bob Dylan. We did. Yeah. Did he have the ability to say, I don't like that. Maybe I'll have to get a review. Well, he did wear makeup on the Rolling Thunder tour.

1:17:50Yes, he did. Yes, he did. And that was directly because we were. No, that's not true. That's not true. That's what he told. No, that's what he says in the movie. But that movie was kind of a mockument. Maybe it was all made up. Are you at the recording sessions? No, no, no, no. I'm saying A Hole. I was supposed to be, but I was busy. Yeah, did Bob ask you to be there? No, no, but there was a movie where he put. Yes, I know. And then it's about that. I'm talking about the actual record. Bob Dylan was lying about everything in that movie. That was the whole thing. That was the whole thing. He lied to me. I'm saying that he did. I think it looks down on you. Well, we'll have to find that song waiting for the morning light. Well, that's fine. That song. I want to hear, I want to hear the Bob Dylan, Gene Simmons collab. Alex Williams has better news or so. I'm waiting for the morning light. Hey, here's your song, Gene Simmons. With Bob Dylan. Gene, Bob and I wrote this song together. Nice one. Good vocal. Thank you.

1:18:53Now, if you want to hear the rest, it's 999. That's it. I haven't heard you sing like that. All right, all right. So what's the name of that album again? Hey, whole. You know what the word. I know. Yes. No, you can find it. Yes. All right. That's... You've had enough of it. I'm not a fan of anymore. No, I love it. I just, we have stories to get. Yes. Can we have some music news? Maybe they doesn't have anything to do with KISS? Absolutely. Yeah, okay. Rick Springfield says he killed a man while entertaining troops in Vietnam. Well, that's a story. Is that part of the Joe Rogan? Three hours with Rick Springfield? That's how it's shot. And two and a half hours. Rick Springfield was able to go three hours with two and a half hours. Two and a half hours. I'm told in my ear it was two and a half hours. Okay, thank you. Thank you. A lot of face work on that guy. Oh, is he trying to stay young? Well, yeah. He's had a hell of a career.

1:19:54He has. He was on general hospital. And he's older than I thought. Because apparently this is when he was in a rock band in like 1968 that didn't get famous. And they were in... They were touring Vietnam, for the troops. Did you like him on Battlestar Galactica? I did not see that. I also didn't see him. Wasn't he a big general hospital guy or something? He was Dr. Noah Drake. Okay. In general hospital. And so he said a hell of a career. Right. He played Zach Adama in the original ABC show. Wow, Gene, you look a lot more like Rick. You know, not only that, he knows about Carl, the Dungeon Crawlers. Well, the sign-on was good. Zach and Apollo couldn't save it. Okay, I said. So I ended up being... It's nice. Legend. They went on to blow up Capricote. It was terrible. Yeah, a big Battlestar Galactica thing. And Lauren Green got off everybody together and they went in that big ponderosa space. Well, that was the kid. I couldn't... I never... I liked sci-fi, but I never once watched Battlestar Galactica because to me, that was the guy from Bonanza. And in my mind, the...

1:20:56The cowboy from Bonanza couldn't be in space. Right. I didn't understand acting. I didn't understand that people took on different roles. Yeah, I felt the same way. I just like that guy. He's a cowboy. He can't be... But... Commentary of a spaceship. But Rick's brain, apparently, was shot. What did he do? Okay, so he was... I'm gonna set this up a little bit. He was in a band. And so they were going around different places in Vietnam, entertaining the troops. And I guess one place kind of came under fire. And they said, hey, you dropped some of these... Mortars. Mortars into... And so then he'll pick up the story. So we met these guys. Maybe we really got along well. And we stayed all the night with them. And we went all got in the bunkers. In the primitive bunkers. And I stayed in the radio shack. And we got attacked. And I'm throwing mortars down the freaking tube. Of the radio shack. And it was... He was throwing mortars? It was freaking out. Before you couldn't do any of this now. This is 1968, 1969. And it was... You know, you see, Trace is going off

1:21:56for the guys, the rest of the Bamber and primitive bunkers. And it was pretty insane. The hardest thing for me was that I'd thrown a mortar down and it hit somebody. And they came in the next day and said, hey, you got one, you got one. And that was... This still has a place, hard place to land in me, you know? So he says it's still a haunt's up to this day that he killed a man. I imagine it would. Have you ever done anything like that? Did you, uh, did KISS ever go into combat? I mean, you do have the KISS Army. Well, the KISS Army has yet to see combat, but we are ready. See, even the BTS. It's called upon. You're ready to go. Yes. You're well trained. We would kill BTS in our... I mean, BTS, they've done actual military service. Oh, yeah, they were paper-papers. Yeah, they're like Elvis, dude. You can just go some... Hey, thank you. Thank you. Gene Simmons, thank you. You're going to stick around in Atlanta.

1:22:57You got to go back to... Well, if you want me to stay, I'll stay. Hey, listen, you're always welcome here. Yeah, I mean, like last time you had me... Oh, you want to opine on some other stories? If you want me, otherwise I'll split. I can... You'll split. Hey, man, don't split. Stick around. All right. Uh, one more time. Got a couple minutes left here. This hour's keyword, and WSB is a grand for groceries. Giveaway is L-I-V-E live. Whichever, go to the WSB Radio app or WSBRadio.com slash groceries for your chance to win $1,000. Alex Williams sees great lights on you. All right, I wish we had a timpani because I'm going to tell you the wealthiest zip codes. The wealthiest zip codes. In Atlanta. Missy, if I can find one here. Well, I'll start with number five. You just have to find... Bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum.

1:23:57You have the City of Decatur, 3-0-0-3-0. It takes up your fifth spot. Okay. Yeah. It's heavy with the zero. It's the embarrassment of zero. 3-0-3-0-5. That, of course, Buckhead Peech street. Oh, yes. Pinky's out. Oh, yeah. 3-0-3-0-9. Is that where we are in Midtown Atlanta? I don't know. What is that? That's our zip code. Yeah. That was my zip code when I lived there. And you're like loaded. Loaded. So obviously, that's number three. I did. Yeah, I got to... $724 a month. Yeah, she lived in the... She lived in the last place that sold for the next sky. For the... It's a huge skyscraper now. Oh, I'm sure. It's sort of goldy. It's Goldy. Okay. But before then, before then, it was park autumn. Zoffyville. It was lucky in Autumn Park, because when it was... Oh, well, those days are gone. Can you just move on? Just move on.

1:24:57Yeah, you're a mother now. You're older. Get over it. You're older. I'm gonna get suburbs and I'm a mom and a mom. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're not cool in the city anymore. You do trivia. I'll give you that. Yeah, yeah, that's super cool. Radio people doing trivia are as great as I am. Is there anything more cool than that? No, I am cool. That usually... I go that radio person's... They're on the way up. Yeah, but I see them with that. Hey, everybody is having a driv- We're going to get as drunk in here. We got a big cashmone. Black washer coming up. Well, your people... Their people there don't know that you're on the radio. So you can sneak it in like you're just a trivia person. And you've always been a trivia person. I do. I play my own music. And so I'll talk up to the... Ah, look at that. Yeah. What's it called up to the... Yeah, the post. Yeah, the post. Thank you. I'll talk up to the post. You must be very good at it. I know. Why you... I forgot what it's called all of a sudden. Sorry, I remember... I can't. I'm dumb. Not many people remember her... She had another fake personality named Taffy Wilson at one point.

1:25:59And Taffy Wilson was on the radio. Taffy was way cooler, though. Food and beverage coordinator. Taffy had a very short radio career as I recall. It didn't last long. It involved singing, crying, and tricking someone who may have been below the intelligence line into thinking that he was finding love. Oh, I don't know what you're talking about, but it sounds juicy. I'm trying to get out of the game, man. Sounds juicy. Do you remember that? Oh, yeah. I just remember that I feel like you were on the air like three times and they were like, okay, that's enough. No, I was good. I did a good job as the Russian lady who called him. No, I'm talking about... I'm talking about when you actually did radio as Taffy Wilson. You had a shift. Do you forget this? I had a midnight to 6am. Yeah. Music shift. I think you told me once that they just say, you don't got a kid or something like that. No, that's how I'm remembering it. What's that? I'm remembering it. You suck.

1:26:59You're always going to suck. When we... I get like I remember sucking. Hey, hold on. Listen, I've been told... People have made that exact speech to me. So it's not... So I... I like the injection. When there's been plenty of rejection in my life. No projection. Oh, I thought you said rejection. But anyway, I reject you. I reject you. Rejecting me because I remember when this show was in my basement, we were talking about it finding the things and you said you at that time said it was a failure as I recall. Well, I was embarrassed. Wait, especially because I didn't really have like a voice. You didn't have a dog then either. Yeah, yeah, you did. I didn't have a dog in studio with me. Yes. So you... Yeah, so now you're getting around to it. You didn't think you were very good at it at the time. And... Yeah, listening back to it, especially back then, I'm in the basement, the pregnant, the embarrassed. Yeah. It's weird. To be right... We brought it on so that we could make fun of it. Yeah. It was weird. It was the idea, you know, making fun of yourself. You know, I'm a self-deprecating human. You got a problem with that. That's what I went with that. Okay, but...

1:28:00They didn't tell me that I sucked. I see. You said it to yourself. I said like, oh man, listen, in fact, this stinks. Because really, all I did was make fun of all the songs. Yeah, that's not real. Right, here's the new live song. Like, we don't care about that. Coming up next. Okay, that's probably not the way that they want you to be pushing the music out of music station. But that was the vibe of the station, which like... We don't care. Right. Yeah, so it's all kind of like... You can't go after the product. If you're selling a chocolate bar, you can't say this is the worst tasting chocolate bar of all time. Midnight to 6am too. I mean, you're... Oh yeah, prime time. If anybody's going to be listening that wants to have somebody with a sense of humor that's making fun of the music, that's the time. She's the only one that didn't have a pot pun in her name. Yeah, I wasn't like being dead. That's why it didn't work. Right. Number two. Weed bag. Weed bag, Lydia. That would work better now, because you could actually go to dispensaries and do live stuff. You could. It's tough. My name would be Edie Bull. Edie Bull. Edible. Edible.

1:29:00Edible. I'm just... I'm just spitballed, just spitballing. Well, let's see if we can get her back on this. We get a midnight to 6 on the river. Who cares? We just don't have... Remember, they have their HD2 over there. They have the other side of the river. Oh, do that. Do we get an autumn on that? What do they play on that? Like... It's all turn to stream. There's an alternative. Old Winston Churchill speeches over... It was our finest hour. Coming up next. It's a river. It's all turn to stream. Oh, okay. All right. Whatever the hell that means now. All turn to the river. We're living in an alternative universe. If you notice, what is alternative to what we're experiencing in this life on a day-to-day basis? So stationed the other shine of the river. Joe Biden's in his trucking time. All right. Well, we went up to three. Three was mid-town Atlanta. Well, the wealthiest zip codes. Number two, 30306. Virginia Highland, Druid Hills area. Oh, I thought it was my zip code. That's right. Well, that's right. No, no, no, no, no. By the way, like, I don't... If I was rich, I wouldn't live there. There's some cool stuff there. Don't get me wrong. But if I was super wealthy,

1:30:00I'm not living in an LJ. I'm not living in a place where the... where the surface streets are just always crowded. Yeah. It's hard to get to one place to another. If I'm super wealthy, I'm not dealing with that on a daily basis. Highlands are tough to get over. So these are like the younger wealthy people, right? Yes. They still want the cool city life. Well, the schools are good over there too. They're people that have lived there for 25, 30, what years it have been there. Yeah, they have a, like, a... a lot of grain ponytails and stuff like that. The old guys. I miss you. I miss you. I still have a junction. I'm like, I... A number one. That's a good bar. I think I've got one for you here. That's not a tipini. That's not a tipini. I try. I get it all over the gears. That's a tippin'ing in it? No, it's a snare drum. Oh, I know. Okay, so the... The tippin'ing actually has to be a tippin'ing. Tippin'ing is that boom boom boom boom boom boom. Oh, okay. Okay, well, I think you're saying... You just don't have it in the budget. You know what? Listen, listen. Don't listen to these other people. You did, you did, you did, you did your best.

1:31:01Thank you. I appreciate that. You tried to go in there. I didn't get a tippin'ing, but I got these bomb goes. You know what I'm saying? Back out. Autumn's just tearing everybody down today. Yeah, I hate this show. It's really, it's really the problem. The problem is her. She needs to look at the mirror. No, someone's listening to me like, hey, you know what? She's kind of just got something going on. She's kind of interesting. Oh, yeah? Yeah, like... Maybe they'll employ you next. Ah! Hey! I thought Taffy was better than Autumn. Will they give me insurance? Uh... I'll wait. I doubt it. I don't know, is it radio? Oh, well then no. 30326 North Buckhead. Hey! Let's... Azure Welthias Zip Code. Not surprised. Now, is it, is that a good, wealthy zip code? And in the sense that I'm not going to have to ever have to, you know, kind of put my eyes down and pretend I don't see the homeless as I'm walking to my car? No, you're going to be fine. Because I expect, if I'm going to be the wealthiest in the Atlanta, I expect that the riff raff will be kept away. You're going to be just fine over there.

1:32:02Well, I'm not going to be over there. Because I like having space. I like having, uh, you know, like I had... You like preventing another... A young family from moving in and getting a nice house. Oh, shut up. I had to make an appointment, you know, for... And it's one of these things like these doctors, they always have like two or three different offices. They're a different, a different office every day, right? And so I have the choice between three different offices. One in Alpharetta, one in Sandy Springs, one somewhere else. What did I say as the suburban dude? Um, wherever there's plenty of parking. Because there's nothing worth... That's to me, I am willing to pay. To be able to just drive up somewhere. There's a big parking lot. And I could... There's nothing worse than trying to find street parking for a doctor. So that's all I care about. Especially when they don't sell me. I'm not going to be in the Buckhead Linux area. Some of these doctors, uh, I guess facilities now, they don't, the offices, they don't even validate. Which I know where I go to my dermatologist. Yeah, it doesn't validate. Yeah, so it's like, no.

1:33:03I'm a dermatologist. Yeah. So yeah, so you're right. That's why I'm sitting by. Shut up on it. That's why... I'm getting my most checked. Leave me alone. That's why I always want a nice parking lot at my doctor's office. I don't need it. Be driving around looking for a parking space. Alex Williams says, speaking of, uh, speaking of traffic, almost, it was traffic adjacent. My parking, because of traffic on the... It's, I think we'll all agree that it's traffic adjacent. Yes. My, my conversation about parking lots. Alex, it works people. I'm telling you, it works. Alex Williams says there's a stall on 85 North and North Cross. Listen, I'm a Midtown guy too. The only people that validate my parking is the dentist. Nobody else will do it. Right now, watching in this trouble I found it. So, uh, Jared, you saw this movie, The Shadow Man. Is it on, uh, Netflix? It's The Whisper Man. Oh, yeah, it's on The Whisper Man. And it's on Netflix. And let me just tell you this. Hey, don't waste your time. Robert De Niro is phoning it in.

1:34:04I cannot believe I made it all the way through that movie. What, Robert De Niro? What, what, he's someone, he's the world's oldest detective. I mean, the world's oldest detective. He's the, he's a... Say, God! Adam Scott's in the movie. Stop whispering. I've got a whispering so long. He's a, he's a, he's a thug. He's a jerk. I don't like this. This is not son of a bitch. This is not a political rally. Mr. De Niro, this is not there. What a guy. Now what a guy. You need to do. Diling on the character for The Whisper Man. And he was, you, you, you phoned it in in that movie. Adam Scott saves you in a lot of, a lot of the movie. He, you play Adam Scott's dad. Guy from waiting. And, uh, you end up, you end up coming out of retirement to help Adam Scott find his, find his kid. He'll blow it. It's bad. So, was another one finding the kid or saving the kid, the runner saving the kid, but the back is son. Get my back. Give him. I want it back. I'm so lucky. You're fighting. You're putting the kid back today.

1:35:05I want to brought back. Bring it back. Bobby De Niro, you were such a celebrated actor. Bring the kid back. Do you just need money? Is that what's going on here at the end of your career? You don't have any divorces I've had. Bring the kid back. A kidnap of myself. There is a couple of scenes where Michael Keaton and De Niro are just having a, I guess, a one-on-one shot. Can you back, man? Yeah, back, man. That Michael Keaton outacts you by a thousand percent. Who's that he's trying? Yes. He cares. And you don't care. And that's the difference. He cares. You don't care about the... No. It's a stupid paycheck, right? I got the, uh, I can't say it. I'll get in trouble. Uh, the, uh, the, uh... You say it. Yeah, well, it's, it's still a movie. Yeah, the Ben Stiller movies, the F word. That'll, yeah. Yeah, yeah. I don't get in trouble, but, uh... Meet the urs. Uh, so you, are you gonna, you're not gonna phone it in on that one. You won't phone it. Probably. You get Ariana Grande in that one coming up. Oh, really? You're gonna be acting with Ariana Grande. We have a scene. I mean, actually, I have a scene from him right here. She's a great actress.

1:36:06Let's have a little scene. A little scene-reviewing. All right, hey, I'm Bob De Niro. Yeah. I'm, and I'm acting. Yeah, she was an actress. I'm acting. I'm not just a singer. You blew it. Wow. Count to a... You're just saying old lines from other movies, what... Life in the paper part was when she said, I'm acting. So, what are you saying? Ariana, you're not. You're not. You're not. You're not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. That's... We all look forward to that. You two. You two working together. We all look forward to you. No. I'm an actor. It's all waste of time when we was for read. I don't know. This sounds fast. No. He was a... Hey! You know Ben Stella, he's in this movie. Alex Williams is checking the wicked. He's checking the ride to tell. So, if you've ever furnished a restaurant, hotel, or an office,

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1:38:09And that means that we are now in the fourth quarter. This here show after seeing the first NFL game last night. And now there's another NFL game tonight. Except we're going to watch it tonight. But it's going to be played at 10.30 in the morning tomorrow in Australia. There you go. There you go. And if that you feel so I think we have the Kyle Shanahan thing. This is the coach of the 49ers. Trying to figure out exactly where he is and what he's doing. I look at my clock and it says a time. And then I try to see my family's time. And it says the time. But it says yesterday. I don't even get how that's possible. So I feel like I'm in the future. And then also when we play on our Friday, which I think is the Thursday in the US for such creatures who have it. So I call today Tuesday. Or the way it's all I call today Wednesday. Which is the first day we put in a game plan. But I think it's Monday. However, though it's Sunday in the press. So like I'm going to mess that up all week. You guys asked me. But today is just our first day of the game playing, which is a Wednesday. And we'll put in some month of Thursday. Friday is the final part of the game plan.

1:39:11Saturday we walk there when we play on Sunday, which is a Friday in Australia and a Thursday and on the US. So don't ever make me do that again. So that's tonight here. I guess 830 and it's right 1030 tomorrow morning there. And I've actually been to that stadium before they're playing it. Oh, I'll have you in Melbourne. Yeah. To cricket match there. Oh, really? How was the cricket? It was very fun. I guess I didn't quite understand it. You know, I don't really, I've never really paid attention to it either. But it seems like it's a little bit like the way we used to play baseball. We only had like four or five people in the backyard. And we'd say we designate. If it goes that far, it's a home run. Like, give me a play that game like that where you're like, what are they not run the bases in? 100%. I thought like they did, but it was weird, though. Like the singles and doubles and triples did not exist. Oh, okay. It's, yeah, it's, but man, the countries that are into it, like England, India. Well, it's England and any place that England, you know, once ruled over, right?

1:40:12It's like us. It's like, well, no, yeah, it didn't take with us. But the, but the English Empire, it's, you know, it's like the, it's like baseball being so big in Japan because that was post-World War Two when they're rebuilding and then it's a game that was introduced to the Japanese. They fell in love with it. I think that it's interesting. A lot of countries kicked England out, but they kept the pastimes and their love of tea. Like India loves tea the same way that the English love tea. You have English in your bones, so George Clark, are you a tea guy at four o'clock in or anything like that? No, no, just coffee in the morning. Okay, so it was never really part of your of my mother doesn't like tea. Okay, that's strange. It's an English, you know, so my wife is first generation American from English parents and still to this day. It's four o'clock as tea and, and when her mom was around, it was like tea and like, I don't know what you call it, the crumbets, biscuits and scones and it's a big deal for just a snack.

1:41:15You know, you get a whole tray of things coming over. It's a lot to do and I don't like tea. So it's never. You've been at the right tea. That's what it is. No, it's not about the flavor. I've tried Earl Grey. I have tried Earl Grey. There's something about tea. It's just unsit right in my stomach. It's not even about the taste. Like the taste okay, I can get it. Like you used to it. There's just something about the way tea sits in my stomach. Don't like it. Try the sleepy time tea. And actually, that's what my wife does. And when she's going to bed, she says, she's making my sleepy time tea. And I'm like, how does that make you wake up an hour later and have to go to the bathroom? That's what I don't know. Oh, I think it's glorious. I can't drink about something before I go to bed. I'm going to wake right back up. I guess this is a problem. There's an age difference here. For me, I can drink. Wait a minute. I'm not drinking an age. It's a little bit, yes. Are you making fun of my prostate? I am. Yes, I am. That's outrageous. Because the state is a bit... Exactly what it is. One little cup of tea isn't like a giant glass of water though. Yeah, but I like to, as I've gotten older, my friend... Do you not drink water before bed? I mean, I will sometimes.

1:42:17It will stop you from having a cocktail before bed. I have stopped having cocktails before bed. Yeah, but before that. Yeah. Oh, yeah, before this, are you making fun of one month ago, Eric? Is that what you're doing? No, I'm not making fun of. I'm saying you're doing the same. Like you're like, you know what I'm saying? I used to drink tea, but because it'll make me have to get up and go to the bathroom, but if I have... That's the me like. That's the me like. That's the me like. Like you're going after August Eric. That's what's happening. I like August Eric. I like them too, but August Eric was getting a little out of control. Now you're September Eric. I'm September Eric. Yeah, I'm worried. I'm a bad. Eric in September. He was kind of sober, but not actually all the way. Not having any cocktails. Not all the way. I've had a cocktail or two. We had, well, of course, Labor Day haven't people over. I think I hadn't had anything. I thought too many. I had not had anything to drink for well over a week when Labor Day came along, and I indulged in the beer. I am. The Doge. It's five minutes. It's going to be fun. Football Sunday.

1:43:18Yeah. Oh, I know. All Sunday. That's right. Gummy day. Yeah, I got a... Yeah, I got a... You know, I don't know. I was going to try to face this NFL season, Gummy free. But I don't, you know, I like the fact that, well, here's the thing. That can't be where. I'm much nicer. I'm much nicer. Wait till they lose. If the team isn't dead and then you'll be good. Okay. Is this how you start in the season? If you want to... You've just given the Texans the first time you just handed them to them. Haven't they won the last two times? Well, okay. Well, see. There's one out of three. If you're in bad, right? Is that the song? One out of three. One out of three ain't bad. Oh, yeah. Well, meet loved to know what the hell he was talking about. All right. If you're looking for a place to get rid of your gummies, you know, considering the Falcons news today, as we've heard from Bill Kahn. Oh, yeah. Two has gone down. If you go on and send them my way, we'll still be ready in a couple of weeks. Oh, I'm not so sold on Pentex. As the savior, I am not so sold. If you Cooper wrestle, do the job. Maybe. Don't put them against the Steelers. You never know. You know, we can always hope. Aaron Rogers can always hope. Maybe Aaron Rogers will be Aaron Rogers

1:44:20and his wide receiver will be an Antarctic at looking for those people who live in the whole earth. Live inside the earth. Will this invisible wife be there? Has she still never been seen? No, I think she's, do they have, is she pregnant or do they have a kid allegedly? They may have, you know, so what they're being private, you know. Maybe she doesn't want to be stopped and like, oh, are you married to that crazy quarterback? Crazy days and nights say that he's lying and this is all beard behavior. Oh, get out of here. It's fun. Get out of here. Aaron Rogers. Get out of here. What? I don't know. We know who he's had, who he's been within his past. Danica Patrick and they could have been paid for. Pretty Mercury was married. Oh, yeah, but nobody bought it. Nobody bought it. Just, you're honor. I grew up in the 70s. Nobody was going, I wonder if he, nobody, nobody. People, people were thinking that about the village people. They're like, man, they must get a lot of tail. That's true. Nobody's thought that about the village. He's 18. Oh my.

1:45:23That leather daddy. Is that the idea of like, oh, Liberace never came out of the closet. I was alive at this time, beard. He didn't need to. Yeah, but there was a reason that loved him. Yes. No, he was gay. Of course, there's always people who don't know have any idea what's going on, but I mean, it wasn't as if people were surprised when they found out. I'm just saying. Aaron Rogers is doing a darkness retreat in the closet. Yes. Not one beam of light gets to that closet. No, I don't buy that. I don't, I do. I buy that he would. But on Calche, we'll see. I do. Is there a position on what's it? Aaron Rogers is in the closet in Calche. There's Aaron Rogers like wife exists. And how do you like, what are the rules that you want a position like that? Like, does Aaron Rogers have to say it himself? Or can there be three documented instances? I don't know. Like, it's the demons. Each thing has to have its own kind of determination. If you're opening positions on a bunch of weird, different things in 2013. He went on ESPN Milwaukee radio show and said, I'm just going to say I'm not gay. I really, really like women.

1:46:23So what was it? Hey, and that's something that straight people definitely come out of. Yeah. Now, okay, he may have been responding to overwhelming rumors. I just want to come nationally on the radio and let everyone know. I really, really like women. She said it's what agree with that. Yeah. All you have to do is tell the radio host, I don't swing that way. And then it's all over. I'd find that, you know, whatever. I find that to be a strange rumor. He's madly. He's a goofball. He's a very madly. You could never have a weird type of guy. Yes, we could. Well, he's aware of that. He doesn't like vaccines. Yeah, he said in the old sense of the word queer, which just meant odd, odd man out kind of. I forgot I was here. I'm sorry. It's great to be back. I love it. Yeah. Yeah, you can know Pied on anything you like. What is OPI? Oh, okay. Give your opinion. That's one of those. Yeah, give your opinion. So, uh, yeah, I'll be watching the game tonight.

1:47:25This is happening tomorrow. I'll, who knows? It's mind-blowing. It's, you know, each team. The 49ers have been out there for like a week. And the Rams just took off like yesterday. They're gonna land, play the game, get right back on the plane. Because they're, so the 49ers are worried about that game more than anything else. And they'll deal with however they feel when they get back. And the Rams are trying to do it so that their clocks, their body clocks don't change. And when they get back, they're ready to get right into the preparation for the next game. That's probably what we do it. But the way they happen, nobody's gonna know. In reality, whoever wins, we're gonna say, well, that was the right way to do it. And, but maybe not. Maybe the next time. So, we'll do it differently. What is craziest when you're coming back from Australia? You actually, everyone talks about how you lose today when you go there. When you fly back, you actually go back in time. So, you'll leave it like, like, eight, three, four o'clock in the afternoon. And then you'll land at one o'clock in the afternoon on the same day. So, you go back in time two hours. Whoa, that's so sick. I'm freaking out.

1:48:26We're watching this game on a plane. Yeah, that's awesome. That was worth it. Alex, are you moving backwards? Yeah. It's like it would be as difficult to understand as the movie Tenet. Which I would pay $1,000 to anybody who claims that, well, I shouldn't say that because somebody can claim it, but nobody really understands that movie. Alex Williams says there's a car. Well, Kamala Harris is going to campaign with Senator John Assoff. The midterms swing. You coming to town, huh? Oh, God. Yeah, I'm coming to town. I'm coming to town. Like Santa Claus. Kamala Claus is coming to town. Kamala is coming to town. It's so funny. Christmas every day. John Assoff, I don't feel like you really need that. I feel like you're like higher up than on the Democrat thing than how much I needed either. But she reached out. Yeah, she put her hair up and said,

1:49:27she sound like Obama. She would love to come and help out the campaign. And I said, sure, you are a disaster as a candidate, but we'd love you and we'd welcome you and we would love to have you there. That's true. I was. I'm so much happier not doing that. But I'm happy to support John Assoff. This is appreciate everything you've done. Uh-huh. Yeah. Now I will be having drinks before dinner. We are going to have a seminar. We're going to be talking to a lot of people. They're going to come out and they're very much looking forward to meet you and dialogue. I'm not talking about this. You're not talking about this. There will be alcohol. The alcohol source of beverages. Well, I brought my, I brought some wine, some white wine. So I can provide a little bit of peanut grease. If Vice President Harris wants to drink some wine, she's more than willing or more than welcome to. But we're going to be focusing on. We know she's willing. Social lubricant. Like I said, we're going to be focusing on the issue. I need all the lubricant.

1:50:31Thank you, Vice President Harris. Oh, you are so welcome. I can't wait. I can do it, Joe. It's named John. John. Oh, right. I know, I want Rita to come to there. Uh, no, Joe, what that? Joe, Joe, how come Joe's not coming? Why would I miss him so much? You do, Kamala. Yeah, no, hi, honey. She was so great. She was the best vice-fair luck. If she folks, yeah, yeah, you got to get out of here. I hope we tried to look. We got to stop this Trump. Okay. Full of life. Look at him. We don't do it as somebody else will. So you want John Assof. You're here to, uh, uh, Joe. Joe. Oh, Joe. Thank you. And the great governor future governor. Stay calm. Uh, Joe, future governor of state of Georgia. Joe, look at the moon. Do you see the moon? Can you shouldn't feel? Look at it. VB Wander Bridge. What's your name? Who's running? I brought you. Who's your upper governor, George?

1:51:32Oh, she should last bottom, Joe. With that. VB Wander Bridge. I also brought you a special pop up book. Do you like that book? I love books. Yeah. Why don't you take a seat? I got an ice cream for you. Thank you, Harry. I think he thinks Phoebe Waller's bridge is running for a governor. Thanks, Kamala Harris. I, I've learned to just tune it out. Yeah. It's just like your own baby crying. John Obama. Good job. So uh, behind you, I would think it's going to make Thanksgiving dinner this year. Okay. Listen, I have a lot of people coming out. Okay. Yeah. I think all of my John Osop, depending how this goes. It is funny. I think that uh, this might indicate that you will, you're looking at running for president. That's why you'd be out there. Well, you know if they, It'd be a damn good one. If they make me, I'll do it. But you know what? I'd rather just chill out, write a book or two. Think a cookbook I was thinking about.

1:52:33You know, it's a book. I wrote a book. A book book book book book book book book book book. I have perfected a couple of recipes. Okay. We don't want to hear about the recipe. You make the hell of my time. I do. I do. At a little bit. We ran out of music. We ran the music. But now, um, extra time than you think. You don't have to go, you don't have to go light with that. And I knew it. So Biden, you, four we go. You do. Is there traffic? Yes. We do. Oh my. What people know? It's on the road. Who do you want to devote for? Go to New Roller bridges. All right. Joe, there's traffic. Okay. Yes. It's a. And there's a man in the helicopter. And a helicopter was invented by a man. It's a ladder under a wheelchair. Nobody's in the helicopter. They ran over the ladder. Alex, they're taking a job. Alex Williams, he is one. Says there's a stalled big rig. Oh no. On 85. That's bad because of the fact that the Lord has mercy.

1:53:33That's a real watching that stalled big rig. So I keep seeing images of Trump from last night. I was watching what turned into a very good opening NFL game. First half was the boring, but came down to the last play. Interesting. So I was watching that, but I've seen, uh, you know, some clips from last nights. You know, Trump has a residency in Dallas. They'll be doing, uh, I think the next two weeks. I'll be there for the next six months. He spoke last night. He's speaking tonight. But, uh, the hair looks almost like a young version. I'm wondering, remember the old, in the last couple of weeks, there's been a lot of stories about his hair. What's happening with this? And then, like, more dark and whatever. But then last night, the stuff that I've seen today, I think, oh, it was all about getting to that day. Because I thought the hair looked kind of like younger Trump hair. A little bit. Well, I did die it for this. What a good thing. Yeah. But I've seen fuller. I don't know what's going on there. It's not a wig, but it could be that there's patches.

1:54:35I think it was darker. It looks fuller. Yes. That's the idea, right? I got extensions. But I don't even know their extensions. I feel like maybe there are patches. They're like, they like just have areas that they just kind of like glue it. And then that fills in. They filled it in. The area. It looks good. It's probably the best hair. I've had it a while. That's what they're saying. Everybody loves it. Everybody is saying that. And that they don't need to be at the end of dumb. Yeah. Of course not. Why would nobody knows that dumb has a bee at the end of it. Most of it, most of it, they get it. What do you know? Do you have that? And that's fine. Even though we play that a bunch, I still forgot that he says everybody knows. Everybody knows. Everybody knows. Well, they do. But well, wait, play the kickers. Let's see. There's nobody knows. Nobody knows. Nobody knows. Yeah. Nobody knows that dumb has a bee at the end of it. Most people think it's, most of it, well, they get it's, do you have that's fine? Even right there, the way the everybody and nobody are not absolutes for him. Because even in that, he says nobody knows. And then later on, he says many people think nobody

1:55:39means nobody. Not one single person on earth knows. And then by the end of the sentence, he's like, many people think it's just dum. And that's fine. That's how you know it's going off. Because I like that. It's fine. And that's how you know, that's a deal right now. But later just let me hear it over time. Nobody knows that dumb has a bee at the end of it. Most think it most people think it's dum. And that's fine. I just don't know how to two bees or just one. Don't bell. Oh, that's a good one. That's that one's always. I know a lot of times, there's a lot of words like that where the second part is the same letter and they drop one of the letters. Two bees. But there are two. Huh? Dumbbell. It does have two. Not one of those where it's appropriate either way. This doesn't always mean about the word judgment. It's okay to play to put an e in it. It's also okay not to have an e in it. Why? Why should the just pick one?

1:56:41Pick one and tell me that it's proper. You can write canceling with it one or two Ls. Oh, that's true. Again, that's absurd. And I think that one is wrong. Well, I didn't make that wrong. Because you're just adding I and G to the word cancel. Right. It's not, it's not, you're not canceling. You're canceling. Yeah, if you're falling, there aren't three Ls because you're adding the I and G. Yeah, you're not falling. That would be cool. You're not falling. You're falling. I should be in charge of language. Why don't you write a new dictionary? You know what, I'm going to get started on that tonight. Okay, be a little seed money. Well, yeah, I'll give a little kiss money. A little kiss money. All right, I like it. You know, have your 50 bucks back. Is that my seed money? Yeah, your preridium. Yeah, I'm buying a website for a year. You're walking around money. Start with A. Yeah, get a wix. A. Proposition. Now dummy is has always been no B. Dummy two M's. That's right.

1:57:42Nobody knows that. Many people think it's something else. I bet you feeble water bridge. Phoebe Waller bridges. It's Joe Biden was just here. He's endorsing her for governor of... She run. Georgia. I apparently, I don't know. You damn right here. Biden was telling me he got some people confuse Phoebe Waller's bridge with somebody else. Phoebe Bridges. That's right. But that's not the same purse. She says she's open up for a prerid Taylor Swift. On the air is told. The air is told. She's coming to a lie in October. Stay farm. Why don't you give us give us a couple of her dates there. So it's the other night. Tonight she's playing a someplace in inapolis. Is that where they had their big race? Yeah, the 8500 Phoebe Bridges. She's the one that's running for governor. No, Phoebe Waller. Oh. Phoebe Waller bridge. She's running for governor. Governor of great state of Georgia. Turn it blue. Finally.

1:58:42Okay. You think of the devil. Jan O'Bama and Phoebe Waller bridge. What do you think about this idea of calling them Democrats without a bee because people don't know? Come on. Come on. He dead. Look folks. Look. Stupid. If he bite down in the room and said ball gets a bit of trump, he's buddum. He's spelled it without a B or M or B or W. He's dumb. He's a bully without a B. Bully. Take it behind the shed. He said he said, a Lee. Take it behind the shed. Show him what a bully does to a guy. Well, corn pop. Corn pop him. Corn pop is a bad dude. Corn pop was a bad dude. He did a lot of things with corn. He popped the corn. Did you know that? This is something I found out in my corn pop. I don't know why this is in the news cycle right now. Purple red bocker. He was a banger that corber. Corvall Reddenbacher. Bonnie Blue is the mom.

1:59:42It's yeah. It's uh, apparently I can't believe this is the news cycle. I don't know why, but Henry Winkler. Uh-huh. Yeah. And Tom Hanks have not liked each other for many, many years. Tears me up. Basic. So I didn't know Henry Winkler was supposed to direct Turner and Hooch. And he got fired. We haven't talking about it, but I don't know why this is a new story. Apparently they still don't get along after all this time. And in 13 days of filming, I'm called into Jeff Katsenberg's office and he said it's not in the dailies. I then go to the set. I get my things. I drive home. I'm fired as a director. How do you handle it? I don't handle it. Well, I'm devastated. So, uh, this is many years ago. Turner and Hooch was like early 90s, I think, right? I think it was before that maybe late 80s.

2:00:43Probably the 80s taking a while. It doesn't sound to be like Tom Hanks fired you. It sounds like Jeffrey Katsenberg fired. I think he had something to do with it. 89. 89. So what he's a cruel man. Tom Hanks was a cruel man. You could let him go. Henry said like he did to Peter Skullari with poor Peter Skullari. Peter's his guy with his friend to put some body. No, he didn't. He put him in his movie. He put him in, uh, he played it like the Ed Sullivan character. No wonders. Way, way later than he should have. Well, maybe he should have helped him out a little bit more. The work I ended up on New Heart. And yeah, it's not a bad gig. Well, it's not a bad gig. New Heart was a, was a popular show. It was, yeah, but I went home. I took my stuff. Yeah, and you were, you're still mad at Tom Hanks. I was spinning the, uh, time of the revolver. Oh, no, I don't, I don't want to know. Oh, it was empty. Okay, nothing. This is like a war. This is a war between two of the nicest people that we know of from a, well, I guess he never, he's a very cruel man. Henry Winkler did say that he is still working on his perspective.

2:01:45So that's good. So at least you're working. Uh-huh. Yeah. There it was. It was, but yeah, it was. It was. You know, we got tomorrow. He's going to be over it. Tom, it's Henry. You're right. I suck. Alex Williams says there's a CBS is denying that their new 60 minutes promotional photo has been manipulated by AI. And the reason that people are wondering is because Leslie Stahls in the middle. By the way, maybe the only person I recognize in us, they got a lot of turnover to 60 minutes. All right, Andy Rooney in the back. No, that's not, that's the, he's long since gone. I recognize this guy. He was the guy who was interviewing Peter Teele. He's the guy who asked him if Peter Teele wanted humans to last in the future or whatever. You want to, you want humans to flourish in the future or something in Peter Teele though. No, he stuttered. Yeah. Um, well, you're hesitating. Yeah, it's complicated. So I recognize that guy. Marley Safer dead. They're all gone.

2:02:46But even the people who are still like Anderson Cooper's not with him anymore. So he's not in it. But the reason the AI thing is if you, it's hard to see here, but it looks like Leslie Stahl is kind of like her hands are like clutching like midair. It would appear. She also appears to be less than 143 years old. Yeah. But I don't want to engage in ageism being an aging man myself. Now CBS is saying you can't see that there's a table that she's leaning on. Oh, I don't know that because I don't know. Maybe they could get rid of him. Maybe they've added some people out because they've had a fire. Somebody. Yeah, maybe Cooper was in there Anderson Cooper and some other people and old, there was a guy that, oh, look, there was a reporter with integrity. They got rid of him. He's out of there. David hired Tucker yet. Tucker is so far off the grid now. I don't know that do like a lot of conservative. So I'm like him, right? I don't know a lot of them. Do you? Well, he is in that he's in that podcast world. So he can talk to somebody important.

2:03:46But we did this before he's then he's got to talk to the big foot guy. Yeah. Yeah. Like what was he do? What's the thing? Was he questioning calculus or something algebra? Now I saw the beginning of a clip and it was the same clip. But I didn't get all the way through the end because at the very beginning he said something like, uh, well, if you, uh, if you made your own kiln, if you built your own kiln, then you must know a lot about math. His guest was a kiln builder. And you use math a lot in your, you know, trade. Yeah. I said, yeah, I build kilns all the time, but I never use letters in my math. Isn't that crazy? What is what it seems like implying that it's, you know, made up or fake or fake or something? I don't know. Do they? I don't know anything about it, but I know this much. I know that the letter just stands for something. Yes. It's not the letter that the letter is a filling in a place. You can't add a plus C. Stop potting it. Do that. Like it just stands for something that is numerical in nature. He seems to be calculated.

2:04:47Somebody added letters into math to confuse you and lead you astray. Oh, get out of here. Tucker, come on. Good. It's gracious. I mean, Tucker doesn't realize that the big, having too many of the big foot guys on, you know, then people question like when you go sit down with a world leader or something like, I pulled out the watch on him. It's something that I ordered. Yes, before all that though. Uh, it's just trolling him. Oh, yeah. Big time. So Joe, is the whole idea is like everybody's listen, the way Joe Rogan did it. So you got to talk to the guy who says, anthropologies of lie and the aliens lived in Seattle and saw been covered up kind of thing, right? You got to have those people on you had a Randall Carlson on to talk about the younger guy is period. Are there still people who want to watch another three hour episode with Joe Rogan in that guy? Yeah. Don't forget Graham Hancock. Yeah, it's like you can do that for one three hour thing. Okay, I got what that guy's all about. Okay, and now I've got more Joe. All right, come back. All right, that music is telling us two things.

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