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We update you on Lisa Hochstein's mugshot, West's recent Instagram story, Kyle’s Burger King moment and the latest episode of Southern Hospitality. We appreciate the detective work by the cast to solve the mystery that Mia and Justin went on a date. Does Mia owe Jordyn an apology? Is Lake becoming the villain? Can Maddie find a way to support Joe and they can come back together? Come judge with us!
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This is Mary from the Bay and it's Courtney from LA Southern Hospitality.
I just love this show.
It's so good and it's because they're poor.
It is.
And then I started thinking, I'm like, they're in like four seasons.
What is their paycheck?
I'm feeling like for an entire season maybe like 60,000.
Sorry, tell me what you mean by four seasons.
Isn't this the four season?
Oh, four, I thought you meant the hotel chain.
You want to live a life of luxury.
I was like, oh my god, I was like, what episode did I watch?
They're four seasons.
Yeah, so they probably just renegotiate.
Usually I feel like they sign on for three seasons.
So maybe this is the first season they're starting to get money.
I still don't think they have it, but that's what makes it like authentic.
It makes it, you know, all living in the same dorm.
Come on, somebody has to tell us like I'm still convinced.
And it is so dorm style.
You're right.
It's like right in the heart of the city.
They're up and down, up and down.
They do have their own bathrooms though.
Yes, yes, they don't have to share no communal bathrooms.
They don't have to wear flip-flops in the shower.
But they would if they had to.
They would be okay with that.
No, I love this show.
I think they have a great cast of characters.
The reunion seating just dropped.
Let's talk about the reunion seating.
Tell me, tell me.
Okay, we don't need Leva.
And I understand the LVP placement.
We don't need LVP at the reunion either.
It feels like your mom is there.
Definitely.
Do you know what I mean?
She's the big boss lady.
Can I also make just one kind of mean comment?
Well, the first of today, I guess.
Okay, sure.
What's up with the blue glitter eye shadow?
She's been wearing in her confessional.
Oh, I don't mind.
Okay, I guess I don't even notice, to be honest.
So I guess I didn't mind.
Yeah, fair.
I mean, she's very pretty.
But the blue was just, I was like,
wait, it's kind of funny for a long time.
You thought she should be at the Y2K party?
Exactly.
Maybe like as a liner.
I appreciate people that have been on TV for a really long time
and having a new look.
Like, I feel like Erica Jane.
She's really thoughtful about her looks.
And I think a lot of times they can be misses,
but they're fun and they are camping.
I just like appreciate people that take a fashion risk
that have been on reality TV for a long time.
Because I feel like someone like Kyle,
like, she never takes any risks.
And she kind of always looks the same,
but it's always a miss.
Like she, and she only tries to take a risk at the reunion.
And it's like, she's like, okay,
let's wear this white dress.
And the risk will be adding that black collar.
Okay, so let's talk Southern hospitality reunion seating.
So from the bottom left side,
we have Molly, TJ, Mia, Brad, Joe, Maddie.
Okay, I approve.
Like fine, then we have Leva,
Emmy, Michaels, Lake,
Grace Lilly, thank God and Justin.
This makes sense to me.
It's really interesting that we were introduced
to that whole storyline with Grace Lilly
and we still had no follow-up with that.
It's also like we're only on episode seven
and they're already shooting the reunion.
It feels early in the season.
I think at the little 11 of summer house,
we haven't shot the reunion yet.
That's a different ballpark.
I'm just saying, usually it's around a little bit later in the season,
which makes me wonder, is this a shorter season?
Is it adding season?
I think we're halfway.
Okay, so you think we have like 14 episodes?
I just feel like they don't usually shoot it halfway
through the season.
It's usually towards the back half,
only what two weeks ago did we do Beverly Hills?
And we're on the finale.
I wonder, okay, here's a conspiracy.
Go with me on this.
Okay, then flip the dates for summer house
and Southern hospitality reunion days.
Oh, oh, let's start a real one.
Today's 16th, remember they said they were hearing
summer house might be the 15th.
So today was really supposed to be summer house,
but then they were like, no, no,
we need a little bit more time.
Because I also don't know if you heard
the radio and Eclip from his show the other day,
but he said that they are cutting the episode still.
So we are getting re-edited episodes,
which is crazy, which makes me believe
there are things on the cutting room floor
that now they're like, well,
maybe there's a little bit more to this.
Don't tell me something happened last summer.
My heart can't handle it.
It's just like that moment that Mia said
that I'm watching what happens live.
That is just sticking out to me because what does she know?
What does she know?
I know and then she subconsciously has me saying a fair.
I mean, you're the one that said it.
I didn't mean to.
I think I don't know anymore.
What's up? What's down?
What's love? What's right?
I don't know.
Also, yesterday, Wes put an Instagram story,
like happy birthday mom.
And I don't know if his mom has Instagram or anything,
but like he didn't tag her,
which I imagine if he tagged her right now,
people would be weird.
But I'm like, does your mom even have social media?
I just feel like everything he's doing
is so strategic.
I'm a nice guy.
I'm shouting out my mom happy birthday.
I mean, I do think he probably is a nice friend
and he probably does have some good qualities to him,
but he's getting exposed everywhere left and right
that it's like the mom birthday one does feel like
a ploy for sympathy,
mostly because like,
do you have to post a happy birthday to your mom?
Do you have to post a happy birthday to your partner?
You know, we know Kyle didn't call Carl or text him
on his brother's passing,
but did post a story about Lindsey,
because Lindsey would be upset
if there wasn't a story about her for her birthday.
Right, right.
You know, do you feel the need
when it's your birthday, Mary?
Do you want to post?
Oh, no.
That's just not important to me.
Yeah, so it does feel a little
performative to just do that.
Or maybe it's also a little reminder,
like, hi, I'm still a human who has a mom.
He's an OBGYN.
She's very well known and very progressive.
Remember that about me?
Does he have any siblings?
I believe he has a brother.
Okay, because we haven't really talked about the sibling thing.
I believe Amanda also has a brother, right?
She's one of two and he's one of two and Kyle's one of two.
They all have brothers.
We met Kyle's brother on that one.
Yeah, what does he know?
I start to spiral per usual, like, another day for me.
But I start to think too of like being
peripherally connected to all these people,
like, not me, but the siblings
or like their friend, group, or whatever.
And then starting to try to detective,
okay, well, was that night?
Do you think?
And, you know, as fans,
they're all looking for little pieces or little clues.
But I'm thinking, like, what if you actually have
like somewhat tangible evidence?
Yeah, I'm sure a lot of people do.
I know.
And who really knew?
I think it was pretty low profile.
I just feel like Jesse heard that they had a kiss.
I just feel like that, okay?
Not my boy, Jesse Solomon.
Justice for none of the girls knew.
None of the girls knew.
And obviously, Kyle didn't know.
I think Jesse is the only person
that could have maybe known a little something.
Maybe he's denying it.
When Mia talked about on Watch What Happens Live,
I was like, how long has Sierra had an inkling for?
And who on the cast has she talked to about it?
Because them all, like,
vehemently denying it.
Because they're like, there's absolutely
just no way our two friends would ever do this.
And just almost gaslighting Sierra.
No, I think you're being like,
I think you're being a little cuckoo right now.
Like, that would be crazy.
Could you imagine Amanda?
Amanda would never do something like that.
And so then I'm like, did the cast all talk to Sierra
about this at some point?
Said, no, no, no, no, no.
And then things started adding up.
And then they were like,
so if they're talking about it,
well, there are rumors about it,
but there's just no way.
There's just no way.
I think Sierra found out about it first.
And then she was the one that, including Kyle.
But Kyle was saying, like, she kind of said,
like, she's waiting for me to find out on my own
without telling me all the details.
Because again, too,
these could all just be maybe, maybe that happened.
But as soon as one piece connects,
then they all start to connect.
Was that snow day that really set off
the fire signals for the bravo community?
And you know, when I say again,
it happens with this show too,
but all the younger bravo shows,
find my friends always gets you in trouble.
Telling you, I don't want people to have my location.
A very, this very instance in Southern hospitality
was how they figured it out.
You should not share your locations with people.
Don't trust your friends.
Well, or don't be shady friends.
Friends don't be shady.
Having someone's location is not that big of a deal
until you're doing something shady.
And my friends, and I like to call that the T-Mobile Shady Plan.
Oh, are you on the T-Mobile Shady Plan?
Like, why is your location turned off?
Oh, why does T-Mobile not have
locations?
No, it's just a full joke of just being on the T-Mobile Shady Plan.
You're being shady.
And for some reason, we have designated
that T-Mobile is the carrier of that plan.
Just like, are you on the T-Mobile Shady Plan?
Like, that's all you have to write.
And then someone will be,
no, no, no, no, oh my god, I don't know how it turned off.
Here I am.
I'll send you my location right now so you know,
because I'm not shady.
Now, days go by and I do worry about you,
because every time you keep denying this,
you want people to have your location thing.
I do wonder, what is she doing?
What are her and Charlie getting up to over there?
I just don't want people to know where I am.
I want to be anonymous.
But why?
What are you worried that people will know?
I honestly have nothing to hide.
That's what someone would say that's trying to hide something, Mary.
I don't like the idea that people are so accessible now.
And that has to do with also like how people can communicate so quickly now.
If you don't respond to something within an hour,
it's like people are concerned, that's not normal.
And I actually get back to people very quickly.
But I just think people need to be less on the phones.
What if you put your do not disturb on?
Courtney, you know I did that and I don't not turn it off.
You know, it's like, I don't know how to turn off the location things.
I don't know how to work these phones.
So for such a
hour user of AI, I'm surprised that you don't know how to do more.
I often have to ask the AI how to do these things.
I know, because why I'm surprised you don't know how to do more of those things.
I just don't want to learn it.
Fair. Okay, fine.
Yeah, I want to be more off the grid.
Okay, well, you will be off the grid next week.
Just want to give some housekeeping updates, guys.
We are going on a trip next week.
A work trip technically.
So we will still have episodes for you,
but we will only probably have like one live episode of news that happens,
because we're going to be doing some in advance for you.
So there will be content, but just know when these crazy
often kids do something, if it is later in the week next week,
we will not have a podcast episode about that until the following week.
Right.
Just feel we have to put that out there because you ask them to put things on hold.
Like, can I live my life when you not live yours?
Can we just do a little switcheroo and doesn't happen that often?
No, it doesn't.
No, it doesn't.
Wait, also did you see Kyle Cook in this like Burger King moment?
Yeah, DJ at Burger King.
Wapper Wednesday.
Again, I cannot believe that this whole scandal will save Love or Boy.
It will try to pull his DJ career business-wise.
Couldn't have happened at a better time for Kyle.
This was going to be his worst season ever.
People he was going to have to sit at that reunion and take it.
No, my how the tables have turned.
It's truly insane and I'm very curious of what will be the updates with Love or Boy.
Like, obviously, it's doing great right now,
but are they going to be able to like retain customers because people tried the product
and they want to keep it going.
I'm so curious.
And, you know, obviously, you hope anyone's business does well.
Correct, but also like you said too.
Or is this just delaying the inevitable?
Does he have maybe like another year of capital and then once this scandal kind of dies down,
does the success of Love or Boy also die down?
Or is it like double the trouble because he's going to have in the city
and he's going back to the summer house?
What will it be like seeing Kyle single on TV?
Now, I know we've seen him pretend to be single, but he's always been coupled up.
But what is a single Kyle like?
Do people want to see that?
Do you want to see that?
I do.
Yeah, I know.
I am.
I feel like we need him back in the summer house to see him send it.
Also, he was quite charming and personable and person as well.
He's always been lovely.
The problem is they're all lovely.
I don't know one bad interaction that I can really think of off the top of my head right now.
When you see these people from their standpoint, it makes sense to always be nice to people
because when you have publications or do Moa or all these things that are like trying to catch
people candidly, the worst thing about your reputation was you having a bad day.
No, completely, completely.
So yeah, but I think I do want to see him single and I'm like weirdly rooting for him even
though I should be hating him right now.
I know why I already told you what I want to happen.
And that's for Kyle to go to the house single.
Wested Amanda still be there because I just want to feel the awkwardness and then Sierra in the city.
So I do need to know the breakdown of what's going to happen.
I would love to be behind these scenes.
I also wonder two of the editing room right now.
Are we going to get less of Kyle being an asshole?
Are we going to get a part down fight of Kyle a Carl?
We know we still have what five episodes left.
We know that fight is coming.
But is it going to become such a non-factor now because of what we're actually looking for?
Don't want them necessarily to touch these episodes.
I want them to leave the things as is because I know the season was going to be amazing before that.
But now I'm like just at an extra season of,
did you look at that?
And it's just clips of Amanda and West throughout the season.
Like a bonus.
That would be very interesting.
Did you see that?
It's just called like, he sat on me.
Part one, part two, part three.
Like whatever it is, I don't necessarily need the originals to be messed with.
Go on that.
I love that.
Or super size the episodes, but don't change the already made episode.
Just keep adding into it.
I don't want to lose it.
I'd also be very curious how late they edit these in general.
Like they probably have a basis of what they're going to do for the season.
And then as the audience reaction is going, they probably add in certain things.
So this could be their norm.
We don't know.
KJ was on Threads.
He recently joined Threads and he has been threading it.
He was in the studio doing a diss track.
I'm like, let him perform it at the reunion.
I hope there's a feature of Jesse Solomon on it.
DJ Kyle Cook in the background spin in the track.
Like this could be a new version of the Partridge family.
Take it on the road, boys.
Wait, so every morning I have this little DJ set for Charlie.
And he plays it every morning.
It's one of his most favorite toys because he can stand doing and he pulls himself on it.
And all I can think about is Kyle Cook every single morning.
I'm like, okay, Kyle, come on over.
Every morning I have this battle with myself.
I'm like, should I send Kyle this clip?
Like, yeah, of Charlie DJing.
Like, I think he'd really enjoy it because I every single morning think about Kyle Cook DJing
at literally 6.30 in the morning.
Well, Kyle Cook's at Common Ground.
He used to Charlie as DJ in Common Ground's West.
Coast to coast, baby.
I think we're going to surfledge.
It doesn't get old.
It really does it.
Okay, we also have to mention too.
Because we talked about this on yesterday's podcast.
That Lisa Hockstein was turning herself in.
We wondered, will she smile in her mugshot?
That mugshot was released.
And she was smiling.
But it was like, she was smiling with a secret.
It's a closed mouth smile.
So I was imagining seeing the veneers.
So this is exactly what I pictured.
I felt like I got a little robbed.
I wouldn't like to see the teeth.
I thought this was exactly what it was going to be.
Just like turn myself in.
Like a little smirk.
Yeah, she smirk and she say,
fuck you, Lenny, you little piece of shit.
And I feel like for sure now,
her and Jody are not getting back together after this.
No, come on, Bonnie and Clyde it up, babes.
No, not at all.
I bet Jody is livid.
I can't believe I got wrapped up in this woman.
Now I've been arrested.
This was Jody's idea.
There's a lot more to this story
that I can't wait to find out.
Because Lenny will go the distance.
You will.
I just love it.
Go the distance.
Yeah, I know.
Well, I just Lenny leave her alone.
If she was wrong or right, it doesn't matter.
She was right.
She's always right.
I support her wrongs and her rights.
I love Lisa.
I just really want the best for her.
Oh, and Alexia and Adriana were there to pick her up,
which was so funny.
And Adriana was just like,
yeah, we're just concerned about the kids.
And then the reporter's like, she has kids.
I'm like, why are you there?
Wait, so she got in the car with them
or they were just there to support?
Like walking out with her and she had a few friends there.
And it was like funny.
Her hair kind of got like stuck in her sunglasses
the wrong way.
And Lisa's like trying to fix it.
You know, she's like looking for this
paparazzi moment walking it out of jail.
It was just comical to me.
And then the reporter doesn't know anything about her.
And she's like, she has kids.
It's just silly.
Oh, my God, ridiculous.
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Okay, so this episode was called SIP Happens.
We're in that blue room.
We're getting ready for our shifts.
And Joe makes this comment because Maddie is like looking at Michaels
and he's like, I was, she looked at me that way because as of right now,
Joe and Maddie are on the rocks.
They haven't been speaking.
We don't even get any resolution this episode.
This is the worst fight they have ever been in ever.
I'm going to call out editing because I was upset about this episode.
Okay, oh, last week, we leave.
It is a rainy day at Republic.
Joe and Maddie are fighting.
Remember, Maddie has moved her DJ set inside because of the rain.
They get in that big fight out there.
Joe pops into his truck and he leaves.
Then we go into these scenes.
And then later in the episode, we are back there.
It is raining.
We have the surf weeners juxtaposed to Republic where they're talking about the sip and see.
That is the same day.
Maddie is in the same outfit.
The girls are in the same outfit talking about this event,
which is the same day after Mia and Justin have gone on their date.
Don't try to mess with me continuity.
I'm watching you.
I'm glad you caught that because I did not.
Are we pretending these are different days?
What are we doing here?
I have eyes.
They don't usually work well, but I can pick up because I happen to have watched the episode
before this to remind myself what had happened.
Okay, so you caught this.
Also, they always run these marathons, so that feels dumb to do that.
Why would they do that to us?
Question mark.
I don't know.
I don't know.
But this is our fighting.
They haven't talked for a few days.
And then Justin, he's on thin ice too because Jordan is mad at him.
He's like, I don't even understand.
She calls it the three F's.
We have fun.
I feed her and then I fuck her.
He's just bad news.
I cannot believe that this man has gotten Jordan, Mia,
and is now dating Charlie.
I don't understand.
Yes.
And so actually, this kind of goes with the continuity of the episode because
when Molly and Lake were talking about it, they were talking about Justin and Mia.
And I was like, wait, have Justin and Mia even gone on a date yet?
Or are we talking about just from the cabin?
We're talking about the cabin with them.
Okay.
Yeah, because Molly's like, I don't even remember them kissing.
And Lake is like, no, they kiss and Molly was sleeping.
So obviously she never saw a kiss.
But I'm getting annoyed with Lake because Lake was like, you were there.
Jordan is your friend.
You Lake is overcorrecting her friendship.
Defense because of what happened with Michaels.
But she's actually making everything much worse.
Like, I don't actually understand where she's coming from.
And I have to remember she is so young.
She looks so young compared to a lot of the cast.
Even though it's probably only like a couple of years.
But like, she is messy.
She's fresh out of college.
So I feel like,
Emmy and Lake are kind of the villains.
Yeah, that would be clear.
I believe that there's no other villain outside of Emmys for that number one position.
Right. And then, of course, they're really good friends too.
Of course, right.
Of course, because she chose Emmy over Brad.
Yes, there's this one Emmy moment.
I have to laugh because we were kind of Emmy-free for a lot of this episode.
Her showing up after this T-bone accident, I was like, no.
She's still king.
She is there on a mission to get her camera time and to get her points across.
Emmy said, let a T-bone stop me from filming.
No, I'm a professional, professional gas lighter.
But I'm a professional.
But then they also show the footage.
And she's in like Joe's truck.
Like, she's in this huge ass truck that has some scratches on it.
I bet the other car was probably worse then.
But it was funny that you just take the night off.
You might be in shock.
Maybe you have some whiplash.
We don't really know.
And she's like, I'm showing up for my spotlight.
She also has this moment too where they're talking about the siphoncy
and my continuity error day of the rain.
And she goes, oh my god, I love our,
I almost went to high point college for interior design.
And then military school.
I'm like, open the schools.
Open the schools.
But I almost went to high point for interior design.
Oh, you almost did?
Right.
Does that mean you got in or you didn't?
I almost went to Harvard, but I didn't apply.
I just, all right, San Diego State girls.
Threw in through delta gammas.
That's what we am as our sister Amanda.
Our T.J. sister Amanda.
Oh, god.
You guys, I am like praying.
It shows up in that quarterly newsletter.
Star of the quarter.
Amanda Patula, you caught.
Oh, the summer house show has really rock some boats trying to keep it nautical.
By setting her anchor down with her new partner, West Wilson,
I still cannot believe they're actually dating.
I just, I can't.
Okay, we got to stick to the show.
Okay, let's talk about Michael's modeling.
This manager want to fuck him.
What?
I feel like this manager is very into Michael's.
Am I the only one getting that vibe?
I didn't pick up on them.
Okay.
But I thought it was very interesting because like last season we had seen a
storyline about his mother.
And it feels like because of the show, they were able to rebuild because she didn't like what
she saw on the show.
And you know, he's like, she comes to visit sometimes.
Sometimes she gives me money.
That's nice.
And he's having his big food or shoot day.
He's so excited to share it with her calls around the FaceTime and she will not pick up.
So then he calls her regular and she basically won't film.
And this moment broke my heart.
I thought this was so sad because he just wanted to share his experience with his mom.
And I feel like he's been yearning for this moment for her to be proud of him
and accept him for who he fully is.
And this to him would have like closed the loop on that and she couldn't do it.
But I also think she doesn't want to film at all.
And he has to respect that boundary from her.
No.
I'm sorry.
If your child is excited about something and he just wants to show you a glimpse for 30 seconds
so you can be proud, you can have 30 seconds.
I hear what you're saying.
But I also think if she said, if you're filming, I don't want to be on that.
I don't want to film.
I don't want to film.
And he wants to send her a video and she can text back and say I'm so proud of you
or wait till cameras are down.
If she doesn't want to film, he's setting himself up to be hurt.
And in this moment, which is an exciting moment for him,
don't put that expectation because unfortunately,
it's going to go the way you think it is.
And I think this is such an exciting moment.
He needs to really just fully envelop himself in that,
knowing, unfortunately, that she doesn't want to film.
And she's not going to pick up the phone.
Doesn't miss for me a miss opportunity for her as well.
I did notice it was taking place in Lamar's always always.
There's only three businesses.
Okay, she has Republic.
She has Lamar's.
She has Bourbon and Bubbles.
She has Mezu.
She has Zachary's Dacqueries.
Apparently, there's a retail store in the back of it.
And then someone said that they opened up this little country type of bar
called like on air too.
So she's got like six or seven establishments
with the merch stuff going.
I will say the Zachary's Dacqueries, I'd get down with.
And this is where, is this where, um,
being at her home, yeah, it's cute.
It's, it's like, it looks refreshing.
Was Zachary working the door at Republic
and deserved his own business?
Who's Zachary?
Does he like Dacqueries?
I also feel like they could serve, um,
pigs in a blanket there.
It feels like that would fit.
TJ, do you serve pigs in a blanket?
They're feeling like an opportunity here.
Well, we know he serves minis.
Yeah, but you got to have the blanket.
I do have a question about Sir Wieners.
Every second Sunday of the month,
King Street closes down.
Sounds like a street fare, farmers market.
What did he selling Sir Wieners?
Is that at that point, a TJ venture,
every second Sunday of the month and his friends just show up
because they have nothing else to do
and they're supportive and like good friends?
Or is that still through a levy business
and they are being paid to serve Wieners?
As an offshoot of a levy business.
What are your thoughts there?
I think it's his own pop-up that he's doing by himself
and his friends are just supportive.
I mean, he has a small black business,
small Mia, black Brad business, TJ.
And I think it's just his friends popping in and being sweet
and I couldn't believe how many came in the rain.
That was incredible.
That's such a nice friend
because like my Sundays are coveted.
Of course.
And then I started thinking,
ooh, am I a bad friend
because if it's raining,
oh god, no.
And I have to be around,
I do not like the smell of hot dogs.
And then I have to be around boiling hot dogs.
There's nothing better than when you leave a concert venue
and the smell of the hot dogs with the onions
and the bacon.
That's like one of the best smells in the world.
But those are two different smells.
Oh, you're talking about just hot dogs boiled.
Just a hot dog smell.
Michael's like, so guys,
Justin Mia, how was the date last night?
What?
What?
What?
What date and then the detective work on everyone?
I so appreciate this because what happened is
Justin strategically posted an Instagram story of his state.
He was so kind to cut out Mia's face.
But of course, everyone recognized that fake titty.
And they were on the case.
Everyone finds a story.
Then Brad notices it's at Malagon.
Then he looks on, find my friends.
Seize that Mia is at Malagon.
Therefore, confirming Justin and Mia were on a date together.
That's exactly what happens.
And that's exactly why you shouldn't give people your locations.
Of course.
Do you think Mia owes Jordan an apology for this?
It doesn't seem like they are friends at...
She doesn't send memes.
No, she does not.
So I am team Mia on this.
And I think Mia summed it up really well.
She fell for the guy she was hooking up with.
It sounds like I think Justin's probably very charming.
I think when you go to someone's house and they're feeding you,
you're having a great time, you're sleeping together.
I'm sure she spends the night as house all the time.
He said he has a toothbrush for her.
It becomes like a very regular thing.
Of course, you're going to catch feelings.
You can't consistently hook up with someone and not.
That is super challenging.
I know. Ask West Wilson.
So I feel bad for Jordan in this instance.
But I do not think Mia owes her the apology.
Your thoughts.
Yeah, I don't think Mia owes her the apology.
I think Justin's a dog.
And I think he says one thing and does another.
And his actions and his words do not match.
I'm sure he probably says,
oh my god, of course, you're the only girl for me tonight.
He is charming.
My sister is helping us with our March madness.
She does not watch any of the shows.
So she knows none of the guys.
And Justin had popped up on her TikTok.
And she sent it to me and was like, I get it.
And I was like, you get what?
And she's like, I get why he would make the top 64.
Like he was charm trying to get them.
Yes.
And I said, yeah, because he's like the guy that you're like 25.
And he like wins your life.
He does feel very like, couldn't you see him as a pirate?
Do you know what I mean?
It's his eyes.
Because like with some black eyeliner.
Yes.
And I could see Louis.
I'm trying to hook up with him.
Louis, I would love him.
Ex all up from this.
Try my foot.
Make sure to compliment this at her home.
The art.
Yeah, it's her daughters.
You're younger than her.
Okay, I would love instead of a love hotel.
A golden bachelor at but all the men are the younger Bravo men.
Oh, could you?
She would eat them for breakfast with a side of eggs.
I'll say we're also.
We have nothing about love hotel another season.
I know what's going on with that.
I wonder if the golden life really threw things off.
No, it was rumours going to be Porsche.
I will Porsche has sway now.
Sonia Morgan, she's off to the golden life.
Heather Gay had a bad season.
So maybe they don't want to like focus around her.
Those are the only three featured.
I mean, Louis would come back easily.
I also think they could do a really cute one with men.
I would love to see Carl on it.
People that were actually serious and that maybe would come out with someone.
I'm thinking you kind of have to do it based on where people live.
And they actually get girls from New York to come.
So it could actually be successful.
What do you think, by the way, about this Craig and Kelsey Ballerini matchup?
Have you heard about this?
But I heard that that was fake.
Is it real?
I don't know.
There's this rumor going around that Craig is dating someone from his past.
Then someone says, oh, it's Craig and Kelsey Ballerini.
Now if you remember it with season one or two, she bid on him for like two.
Okay, for a date.
And that the rumor is that maybe they're doing something or number it.
And I said, I just want this to be true to cross another prediction off.
A probable celebrity dates a real celebrity.
And also Craig and Madison made this TikTok.
And then she like posted her outfit details.
Literally, it's an Alice in Olivia dresses $3,000.
There's something about like post.
Like to know it by my stuff.
Also, though, it'll be four figures.
I like click on it and like, oh, yeah, this is so cute.
But what?
$3,000.
Yeah, I'm like, post the run the runway link at least.
There was something just like so tone deaf to post a link that is $3,000 or an item of clothing.
It wasn't even on like LTK.
It was just like outfit, linkly, helping people.
Because I'm sure she got so many people asking, oh my god, where's her dress from?
And then you can't afford it.
I wish she just would have said that.
Because this also feels very Madison as she said, now look.
I don't want to be rude, but you can't afford this.
Because 100% true.
To the average person, we are not buying a $3,000 dress just to wear for one episode.
That was just the dress.
It also had a sweater that I couldn't even click on that.
Because I was like, I don't, and then the shoes, I'm like, oh my god, no, no, no,
when you could just go out of Quincy and get $50 for cashmere,
subtle drop there.
Okay.
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I want to talk about the whole Joe Bradley Maddie situation.
I'm actually loving her talking about her sobriety.
So she's really struggling with Joe.
You know, she's like, I just feel like maybe I'm enabling him a bit.
And, you know, I just think he needs to like,
reel it and he's telling me all this stuff like he wants to own a bar.
And he wants to open these businesses.
But then I literally see him at bars when he says he's at work.
And he thinks he's marketing and he thinks he's meeting people when it's like,
totally false.
She's just like, and also I'm kind of jealous of him sometimes.
Like he can cope with a drink and I can't, you know?
So that ignites some things in her.
But I love her strategies.
She's like, so when I'm upset, I make PowerPoints.
I also write rage emails, print them out and then burn them.
I'm like, that's a great strategy.
I love her sponsor too, Julia.
I was like, put her on the show.
And she said, you cannot have your dreams and your drink in the same hand.
Honestly, you should put that on a t-shirt.
That is really good.
I also was thinking too was Joe is turning 30, which is crazy because it feels so young.
But he's having his quarter life cry for this right now.
I'm going to say quarter life because his skin scan said that he was 24.
Honestly does need some kind of promo with skincare and hair products.
Like the way that they've been slow motioning on him.
Like he's a model and every scene has me calculating.
He'd be like a great face for Vaseline.
There you go.
I agree because you know what?
The bar business is not it.
If we can use the Tom's as a case study, don't do it.
Again, I don't know the Zachary man with his Zachary.
So I don't know what the story is there.
But I don't think that the bar business is something that you want to be getting into, Joe.
I mean, love it. Tell us if I'm 46.
I'm putting on, did you love to have your jobs?
I'm putting on my Gucci outfit and my heel.
She's wearing Gucci people.
Gucci and blue eyeshadow.
You don't want to be there until 3 a.m.
making sure this business being the face just sounds exhausting.
It seems fun right now because you're young and you can do this.
But realistically, go be the face of Vaseline.
You are handsome.
You have great skin.
And I think we gave some great ideas last week on some businesses for him.
And I think at the end of the day too, he's having this quarter life crisis.
I do believe that he's really gone back on his drinking.
Now, but I think he was leaning on that as a crutch this week too.
He also says, okay, look, did I not tell her everything I was doing?
Did I forget to tell her?
I'd gone to a bar.
Did she see me on find my friends?
Did it get me in trouble?
But I think Maddie too.
And learning about Maddie's backstory too.
It felt very shame, Davis, to me.
Oh.
Or she was like, my parents were partying.
Oh, when I was partying when I was younger, I just thought that's what you did.
And then I'm trying to bring this like generational trauma.
And I just don't want to be like triggered.
I don't want to be doing that with my family.
And I'm probably thinking a little bit ahead.
But that's not what I want my partner to be doing.
And so she's having a little bit of a crisis too.
Because she's like, is this a temporary thing that Joe is going through?
Or is it permanent?
Because if it's permanent, I don't want any part of it.
And it feels like he's really blaming her right now.
He's like, come on, guys.
I only had four drinks.
It wasn't that big of a deal.
And he's like, you don't teach her.
I think she might have trust issues.
Yeah.
Think Joe.
I don't know if you guys remember the group chat about Trevor that you all set up.
Like legitimately insane.
But it's hard to feel sorry for him because it feels like he isn't grinding.
He isn't trying to be at work.
And I appreciate Maddie going down to sit with Lava.
And she's like, I just want to figure out how I can best support Joe.
And I think they had like a really great conversation.
And it's basically at the end of the day, he needs to have boundaries.
And he needs to say, no, you can't do all the fun things all the time.
And there's also this meta aspect of working on the show and working at Republic.
Joe's like, well, I work on the show.
And that's when I work at Republic.
And Lava's like, I'm looking for people who work at these places off camera.
And Joseph put like, I am the face.
And so then you have this like weird conundrum to where he's like, well,
when this season's over, I don't work here.
Right.
My friend, he was there last weekend.
And he was like, Michaels was there, talked to him for 10 minutes.
TJ was working.
It's nice to see them actually working once again.
It's nice to keep them living within their means.
Keep a park.
Keep them struggling.
It makes it like I want to watch people in their young 20s, 30s that are at their real job,
not just for a show.
Let's talk about Mia, like Molly Jordan.
And because, okay, Mia comes.
She wasn't invited by like, but she still comes.
I don't know if Molly invited her.
Okay.
Is it an open event or not?
Also, all of a sudden, why do you hate Mia?
Well, okay, so Mia just talks to Molly.
And Molly's like, say hi to Jordan.
She's my roommate.
And she's like, hi, Jordan.
And Molly's like, you should apologize.
She's like, you literally told me to go on the date with him.
Molly's like, well, I stay going on the date with him,
because I want to Jordan to realize just as an asshole.
And, you know, Jordan is so distraught.
And Lake is there by her side.
And all the girls are like, ganging up on Mia.
And I feel like Mia was super smart here.
I'm not the other woman.
I went on a date with this guy.
We aren't friends.
We don't send memes.
Lake, get off my ass.
This is actually insane.
Lake starts going for Molly.
And Molly's like, well, why did you even have me help you with this image?
Because I was forced to.
We're on the TV show.
Goddamn it.
You're the event planner.
And get your fake titties out of your girls.
Why is she so upset about people's fake titties?
And she won a pair.
Like, what is going on?
She's mentioned the fake tits multiple times throughout the episode.
And I'm like, I'm going to be honest.
I didn't know either of them had fake boobs because they look real to me.
Well, she's talking about the fake tics,
because that's how they knew it from the Instagram story.
I know, but then she also probably boobs out too.
And I was like, I thought those were real too.
I think they look fantastic.
Honestly, I would go to that doctor if I wanted fake tits.
Maybe they won't give Lake the info.
She is pissed about that.
But I feel bad for Jordan in this instance,
because she is getting played.
And she's learning in real time.
And she wants Mia to be like, oh my god,
I didn't mean to.
Mia's like, I did mean to.
And it wasn't against you.
But I just broke up with this guy.
And then I wanted to have some fun.
I was trying to figure out, does Mia want more than
a hot make out with this guy?
Is she like, could this be my next boyfriend?
Or is it just in order to get over?
I've got to go under.
I think she's just like bored playing the field.
This guy wants to take me to a steak dinner.
I got nothing to do.
Let's have some fun.
It's like, doesn't have to be that deep.
I also feel like, go on as many dates as you want with people.
You can have a blast.
You can become friends with someone
because you went on a date with them.
Get out there.
Good for her.
Yeah.
I don't think that Mia owes her anything in this.
And even at the end when they are all sitting there
at that table and she's like, Jordan,
why are you letting this guy play you?
He's the issue.
Like, that's the problem.
It's not me.
It is this man who is telling you one thing
and doing another.
And then bags Charlie.
I know.
I cannot wait to know more about this.
I also feel like he might have filmed for Southern term
because Charlie was filming the other day in Whitner
and then Justin's in the photo.
Who knows if he came after the filming
and met up with them?
But I was like, hmm.
I've shocked Charlie's on the show.
I know.
I think she'd be better on Southern hospitality
but she works in an art gallery.
That's too high end for this show.
Doesn't go with the bartender vibes.
Right, right.
Like Molly can be the event planner
because she can still plan love his events.
Exactly.
That's probably like the highest end of a job that we have here.
Yep.
The girls are fighting.
It's making me laugh too because Lake just feels
so this is her mission.
She's got to defend Jordan.
She's yelling like just pot stirring at all.
They keep saying, apologize.
Apologize.
It's like, for what?
I know.
I want to like Lake.
But she's given me a few reasons
this season not to like her.
And it's unfortunate.
She's just also really immature
and she thinks she's standing up for a friend
but what she's actually doing is fighting this battle
that doesn't matter at the end of the day for her.
It's so nice that you're there for your friend
but if anything, the conversation needs to be Jordan and Mia.
Now Mia is a lion and Jordan is a gazelle.
Bambi is going to get attacked by the lion.
That's how it works.
But Lake going off is like,
Lake, all you're doing is ostracizing yourself
from the group again.
I know she's just making herself look bad
in defense of her friends
and it's just not hitting.
I think she would call some fucking bitches.
I got pretty dramatic towards the end.
Lake, this is your event.
Do you want to host more of these events
because Leva's at the table right next to you
and it should be telling who Leva is sitting with?
She's not sitting with you and your girls.
She was sitting with Mia and she was sitting with Molly
and then obviously Maddiek.
There's a lot of M names on this show too.
This and ladies of London, a lot of M's.
My goals.
But it's like, you should see who on this show
is important to Leva and it's the girls who don't work there.
Am I wrong?
No, I think you're right.
But Emmy's coaching work too, probably.
Emmy's probably telling her, okay,
here's how you get your moments.
You've got to attack.
You've got to attack.
But then it's like, but Lake,
you don't have anyone on your side.
I know, it's just not a good look.
And are Bella and Jordan on the cast?
Yes or no?
I didn't know.
Friends of?
It just feels like we're thrown into knowing them
without even being introduced to them at some point.
Right, they're not a three-union.
Good point.
In the cast photo?
We should look that up someday.
Anyway.
I think on that, no, we could probably go.
Have a great weekend, everyone.
Bye.
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