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Do you ever use a friend?

A friend, that's like for your nose, right?

Yeah, in order in your nose.

Oh, I think something's off with your mic.

No, I just don't have in front of my face, how's that?

Oh, yeah, there you go.

That was so easy to fix.

Yeah, I've used it before.

I have a couple questions.

I have a couple questions for this morning.

Okay, around a friend.

You said you had a, no, why?

What happened with the afer?

You have a huge nose.

You don't even need that.

I'm not sure with the size of this thing.

Because the passageway, don't I need more?

Don't I need more?

No, I would think the passageways are so much bigger,

they're far harder to get clogged.

Like I have to put capsule GTX in my nose

because when the engine sledge builds up,

I've got to clean the sledge out.

You know what's interesting about that is,

when I was in college, it's in order to line of ketamine

and then like 20 of my friends got on our bicycles

and rode over to the college, like half mile away.

Yeah, I was the first one to get off my bike

and jump over the fence and dive in the pool.

Nice.

I dove in the shallow end.

Oh, yeah, and I hit the bottom of the pool.

I'm lucky I didn't die.

And I broke my nose.

And ever since then, I've something's like,

like I got a little like a Jew crook in my nose.

So I look like the rest of my family now.

And then one of the fucking chambers,

I think, is like incompromised.

You got to, yeah, deviated.

Maybe deviated, you set them.

I'll come, you don't just wear one of the,

how come when you work out,

you don't put one of those things on your nose

that pulls open your nostrils, like 100 Mac entire work now?

I just think it's so fucking dumb.

Like, really?

Have you tried your hard day work?

Learn how to breathe without it.

I have crazy nasal breathing capacity.

And I don't ever wear one of those and I have a small nose.

It's, you get better by practicing.

I know, I practice a shit load.

Like I'll do whole, every day I do like all my salt workouts.

I do through nose reading, but like, just do this.

If you just pull on your nostrils, oh my God.

It's like, you can't feel the extra air that comes in.

No, honestly, I can't.

You ever seen those people with,

see how mine and your nostrils point out?

Yeah, more of those people.

More of those people.

I've been, have you ever seen also those people

with their nostrils point like out?

Do you know what I mean?

It honestly doesn't help me at all to do that.

That's crazy.

How about when you do this?

If you pull here, that doesn't.

Maybe a little bit, but it's negligible

and it's because I nasal breathe a lot.

I think you should just nasal breathe more

in your workouts and better at it.

I'm so, I've got, I do it so much,

but, and I've been doing it for years,

but when I go, when I just breathe normally,

if I concentrate on my nose,

I can actually feel the walls and my nose coming in.

You know what I mean?

Oh, somebody asked fast and steady.

Taylor, what do you drink and looks good?

Oh, it's probably a half a cup of black coffee

and probably a third cup of half and half.

Anyway, I didn't,

the last three or four days,

my eyes have been hurting around eight o'clock every night.

Something's happening.

I don't know what's happening,

but my sinuses are closing down.

And I used to grow a ton of weed

and about, soon around eight o'clock every night,

you know, I'd have like 50 plants in the backyard,

the smell of the weed would go crazy.

So I just assumed at night the flower,

like, it was only once they were flowering.

I figured around eight o'clock every night,

the plants like sending out signals like,

here's my pussy, you know what I mean?

Cause you'd smell the plant and it works to get,

it wants to get pollinated.

So I'm guessing, I have no proof of this,

but I'm guessing every night in California right now,

cause the rains are over and the sun's been just booming

that all the flowers at around six, seven, eight are like,

hey, here's my pussy, come pollinate me.

And so something's happening to my sinuses.

So I did some aspirin last night around five o'clock

at order from Amazon showed up.

And at six o'clock, I coughed up a fucking furball.

And I went to the bathroom, I spit it out.

And I haven't been mucusy at all.

I mean, my nose was running like crazy during the workout.

I don't work at all or just a lot of mucus.

Just like a big wad of the yellowest mucus.

Was it hard?

No, no, not the kind of like you play with the boogers

in your mouth when it's in there,

cause you walk to the trash can.

You're pushing your tongue in the roof of your mouth,

like feeling the fucking gold moving in there.

You know what I'm talking about?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You're like, maybe I should chew that,

spit out the liquid and chew that one down.

No, no, no, but now I'm just like, I was like, wow.

Well, I'm just kind of, I didn't know Aferin did that.

If it's like, I'm playing her and I told Haley,

I'm like, hey, maybe one of the boys should try some Aferin.

She's like, hey, the people in your chat,

last time you brought up Aferin, we're just ripping on it.

It's apparently addicting and like you can not addicting

in a sense where like, it's like a motormind

altering substance, but addicting in a sense

that the more you use it, the less mucus

your like nose develop, like produces in a bad way.

And you can just become overly dependent on it.

Oh, well, I will say this is the last Aferin I had used

to burn it and I kind of like that burning sense.

It reminded me of cocaine, cocaine, the method.

But I'm just didn't burn it all.

I don't think they fixed the formula.

I was a little bit disappointed.

Speaking of gross things, Jess, how's your hemorrhoid?

You were talking about hemorrhoid the other day.

Oh, bro.

Bro.

So last night, I mean, last night I'm racing age on it.

I'm going, oh, I'm going to order some now.

Do you have you ever used like no, you never used hemorrhoid

like treatment?

No, I've never had anything like this.

I have had a little um, is it from post?

Is it from post?

What's that mean?

It means it's like on the outside and it's hard.

Yes, no, I don't know if it's, no, it's not hard.

It's like a, it's like a really mushy,

jelly, great.

It's like a grape, a jelly and it is on the outside.

I reached back there and felt it and I'm, yeah,

I wanted to fucking start crying.

It's like a rotten grape.

That's good.

That's good.

If it's from post, it means the blood inside there are clots

and it becomes rock hard and it hurts, hurts like nothing

in your life you could have imagined.

It hurts worse than giving birth to triplets.

I, you know, and I've never done that, but I would guess.

I'm telling you, dude, I'm telling you what I should get.

Yeah, just the cream, the extra strength prep age.

It's basically, it's butthole, lidocaine.

Oh, it doesn't make it go away.

No, it just, nothing makes it go away, dude.

You just have to, unless you get it cut off,

but that relieves the pain.

Epsom salts.

Well, I had one like 15 or 20 years ago,

but it eventually went away.

Seema says, ozoneated suppositories.

I, when I had a thrombose one before I like went to the doctor,

I tried the little missile shaped suppositories

and it didn't do anything.

It reminded me of my friend's finger,

but other than that, like the, the suppositories

didn't help at all.

The preparation age is the best thing that I've had for.

Well, maybe exactly.

So this morning, I take a crazy shit every morning, right?

Just an amazing amount of bullets too long.

And we, we have, what sucks is,

is we ran out of toilet paper and like,

we have this backup box of toilet paper

that's like bamboo toilet paper.

It's like wiping your ass with paper towels

and that's all we have right now.

And I was terrified to shit this morning.

And when I wiped it was like, it was the weakest wipe

I've ever done.

I was so scared.

And so when you get in the shower after,

so you still have a little on there?

No, I got in the shower after,

but now I know why you get in the shower.

Do you know what I mean?

And you don't need surgery if you get an external hemorrhoid.

You're not a fucking hemorrhoid doctor.

You don't need it.

But if you have a really bad thrombost one,

you do potentially need it.

They will go away if you can stomach the pain.

I got mine removed.

And then I still get an external one every now and then.

How about this stuff?

What's that?

Advanced hemorrhoidal fissure cream,

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Oh, fissure cream.

Fissures, anal polyps, anal fissures.

Yeah, so they will go away on the run,

but a thrombost one, if it's big and bad enough,

and like it's a big, bad, hemi,

like that suckers, you know,

that thing makes some noise.

If it's big and bad,

you don't want to wait two weeks for that thing to go away.

And I got mine, I mean,

I had to have that thing cut off with the dikes, with the snips.

Mine's so gushy, but like it's so, it's so,

like the whole show, 20% of my being

is down in my butthole now.

The whole point I was asking,

okay, so you've never used preparation H before?

No.

Last time I had them, they didn't hurt.

I think there were like two or three grapes sticking out

and it just went away.

This was like 15 or 20 years ago when I was squatting a lot.

So what you do is you put like a little dollop

on your finger, just like you're applying toothpaste

to a toothbrush.

You put a little dollop on the tip of your finger

and you just rub it around that thing.

And sometimes, yeah, like I go around it.

Yeah, I go around it like that.

And then sometimes at the end,

after you go around it a couple times,

I go in just like half a knuckle.

Just to give a knuckle.

Yeah, just that much.

Like I guess that's a full knuckle.

That's a full, that's two knuckles.

That's one knuckle, but you go in just a little bit

just to make sure that if there's anything on the inside

or if it's a little longer,

you just wanna make sure you have a little on that portion too.

So I go like three swirls and then a poke.

Yeah.

But I was gonna ask you if,

because I guess I just had to assume

because you're old that you had to use preparation H before.

Because I had a moment this morning

when I was putting preparation H on my hemorrhoid.

And it's from sitting on my fucking butt all day

for like the past two weeks in my garden in our yard.

My window, my blinds were up

and like there's maybe a football field of the way

is my neighbor's house.

And like I imagine that like if you were looking

and saw me in the window, you could see me.

And I did my three swirls and a poke

and I kind of felt like I felt a little like hot sauce on my butt.

You know that feeling where you feel like

you might not have wiped all the way.

So I felt that before

and I couldn't tell if it was just my hemorrhoid burning

or if I had a little shit on my ass.

So I did my three swirls and a poke

and then after I smelled my finger

and then I looked at the window,

I was like, oh wait, my blinds are up.

And I had this moment of panic

that what if my neighbors just saw me smell my finger

like that in the bathroom and what would they think of me?

How does it go away eventually just swells back down?

Yeah, yeah, I think it just shrinks back down.

But that being said, and I didn't smell anything.

So I was like in the clear.

So I did three swirls and a poke

and then for whatever reason I had this natural urge

to smell, I didn't smell anything luckily.

If I don't know what I would have done

had I smelled something.

I guess I would have like scrubbed my finger with bleach.

But since I didn't smell anything,

I just wiped it off with a paper towel

and didn't even wash my hands.

The squatting cause hemorrhoids.

Hey, speaking of breathing,

isn't that just like shitty breathing?

Yes, heavy squats can cause or worsen hemorrhoids.

Isn't it just a breathing issue?

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None of these people in the comments

are gonna ever shake my hands with a 50-term person.

I do it with the left hand.

So the right hand's always good.

Do you think that, oh, by the way, after doing 26,

whatever that was I did yesterday.

My arms...

So where?

Four is not the right word, but my biceps are really tight.

I'm not used to...

Yeah.

Were your biceps tight?

I guess that's from the pull-ups.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah, I don't feel anything in my lads.

But my arms, in the middle of the night,

I went to straighten my arms

and I had to like force them straight.

Yeah.

Tomorrow I'm gonna be so sore.

Are you sore at all from that workout you did yesterday?

By the way, I'm tired, but I'm not sore.

Yeah.

I came home and just sat on the couch.

I was worked.

I don't know...

I don't know why, maybe the echo bike.

Oh, or maybe it was just because you were so angry

afterwards.

I think I was stressed out.

Yeah, I think it was a stress headache.

I didn't smell anything, so I tasted it.

That's what I'll do next time.

That's actually probably the next logically.

That's the next course of action.

Like if you logically, that's what you should do.

If you don't smell anything, you're okay.

This is safe to taste logically.

I think so.

Or if it smells good.

If it smells good, then definitely logically, you just...

Like...

No, it's not.

It's a semi-maybe add more pull-ups you're training.

It definitely wasn't the pull-ups.

There's this workout I do at least once a month,

but it's not world, at least once a month,

I do this workout where it's 20 burpees,

as fast as I can, and 20 pull-ups as fast as I can,

and I'll do five rounds of that at the five minute intervals.

And usually I finish the 20 burpees and 20 pull-ups always.

I always finish it in under two and a half minutes.

I usually just, I'm pretty good at it.

Or I'll do 10 and 10, and you have to finish it

in under a minute, and I'll do 10 rounds,

but with long breaks.

It was the mixing with the snatching.

I can't remember the last time I did 40 dumbbell snatches

with 50 pounds.

I think that with the pull-ups fuck me up.

It's so cool that you guys did that.

How wild?

Dave's injured, Dave's injured.

From the workout?

Yeah, if you look at his last,

if you look at his last lunge,

he makes a little wiggle move,

and that's why he's snatching so bad on his last round.

Couldn't open his fuck.

Did you guys talk about it?

Yeah, I called him yesterday.

I'm like, hey, you okay?

And he's like, no.

He's like, get me a whole fucks.

Something happened.

He heard something popping in his fucking,

in his hip.

Oh, his hip?

Yeah, like, like, like, yeah.

The front of his hip flexor.

The front of his hip flexor.

Yeah, he's like, he's fine.

He just raised his head.

Yeah, he's going to PT on Monday.

He said, fucking PT.

He just needs to fucking scratch more, dude.

More or more, you shouldn't have come out so hot.

He could have come out so hot.

How did you guys warm up?

I didn't warm up with them.

We just did our own shit.

I did like, you know, three pull-ups,

three chest of our pull-ups.

I did probably like, 40 steps of walking lunges.

I did three minutes on the assault bike.

Yeah, you warmed up properly.

I bet he didn't warm up at all.

He strikes me as a guy who doesn't fucking do a good warmup.

I did probably, I did probably,

10 snatches with the 25 and five snatches with the 50.

You know why I say that?

Also, look at my groin muscle pop during the lunges.

I'm better now.

Wow, okay.

Yeah, hey, a guy, the guy yesterday

who fucking cheated on his echo bike,

popped the front of his hip flexor on the lunges too

in that workout on the overhead lunges.

Cause he didn't warm up and he was moving like an idiot.

So that's what I think happened in Dave,

but also I know Dave doesn't fucking warm up correctly

cause he doesn't expect anyone who tests workouts

for him to warm up correctly either.

Like when I got there to test workouts for him,

it was like, oh, I'd been off the plane for 20 minutes.

I was like, all right, see you up at the top of the hill

in five minutes.

Yeah.

Don't reach so far on the lunges doing extra one.

Yeah, all the rounds I did, I did short lunges

and just did next one, except for the last round.

I asked him that too.

I'm like, did you reach on that last lunge?

I forget what he said.

Yeah, I think Dave heard his too.

I think Dave heard it.

Yeah, that would scare the shit out of me.

Oh, I, I didn't warm up my lunges for sure.

The overhead was easy to be honest with you.

And you don't actually hear it.

You feel it in your body and it registers

the vibration registers as like a noise.

It sounds yeah.

Like it's your body's not used to feeling sharp instances

of like popping vibrations like that.

So when it happens, you're like, oh, shit, I heard it.

And if you could imagine a muscle fiber

or a fucking strand of muscle tissue stretched

to its fucking limit and then just popping,

like, of course, you're going to feel that

and hear it even feel like you hear it.

That's why I think it happened.

And it's popping out of it either, just a little tiny fiber.

Seven on and Dave saw their muscle up confidence,

confidence dwindling as the workout went on.

Are you fucking kidding me?

I had, how could you see it dwindle?

It was never above zero.

My confidence to get to the muscle up was zero.

I did one negative muscle up before the workout started

just in case.

Oh, oh, Hillers in the comments.

What, what's he, what did he say?

Dave also wasn't fully extending when snatching.

Are you talking about his arm?

Yeah, I said, he goes, he goes, did you watch the video?

He goes, how was it?

I'm like, hey, you didn't do one snatch in the final round.

He goes, I know my fucking hip was so sore.

I'm like, it looked like you were just passing the weight

over your head.

You showed tremendous strength.

I was slow. You pulled it up.

He goes, yeah, I couldn't fucking open my,

I couldn't like, you know, as you stand,

get that explosive hip movement.

Oh, Jesus, you move very well,

savvy, impressive for your age.

That's the, that's the mark of someone,

a true crossfitter or someone who, who really,

I'm the best 53 year old mover in the world.

Who values exactly great technique?

I mean, thank you.

I accept that humbly.

When I was at that thing yesterday,

it made me realize like these people are all coaches.

Yeah.

As, as much fitness as I have over all of them,

like as, like I'm so much fitter than all of them,

but the craziest thing to me is that coaching wise,

I'm probably exponentially better than them.

So it's like the fitness thing.

I'm like, okay, if I have 100% fitness,

they have 30% the coaching is like,

if I have 100% what with my,

if my capacity is 100% they're like four.

And like, and I was laying in bed and I was like,

talking to Lizzie, I was like,

that really opened my eyes again.

And I've had like several moments and instances

where I've like had my eyes open.

I'm like, burn boot camp, orange theory,

like it's, sure, you're working out that's great.

But the level of coaching that you get

from just an L1 trainer at any CrossFit affiliate

is fucking light years ahead of any other place you can go.

It is so crazy to me, the bad rap that CrossFit gets from people.

The level of coaching is insane.

10 years ago I got, I had a coach for like,

I had this striking coach.

It was probably 10 years ago in Oakland, California.

And I told him I said, hey, my back is suspect.

He's like, okay, and we would do these warmups.

And in the warmups, he would have me do pushups

with my feet high up on a box.

And he'd be always be like flatter, flatter, flatter.

And I would listen to him like a fucking idiot.

And I fucking injured my back every session

with him doing that.

Did you lower your back?

I would, you know, like when you protect your back

and your feet are higher off the ground,

you're doing pushups, you kind of,

I mean, I wouldn't be like super pike,

but I wouldn't go perfectly flat like a plank.

Yeah, yeah, you have an aesthetic neutral

or like a hollow position.

Yeah, I'm trying to protect my back

and he's like, flatter, flatter.

And every time I fucking go home and my back will be fucked up.

Hyper extending your back, yeah.

And it's like, yeah, those are the types of things

where people are just following rules

instead of like understanding their clients.

Or understanding actual movement.

At every gymnast I've ever worked with

has told me in pushups,

you want this almost hollow position,

which is probably where you were putting yourself

to protect your back, a hollow position.

Yeah.

And he's taken you from a hollow protected,

braced position to a vulnerable,

hyper extended spinal position,

especially at a deficit, which isn't good.

And the problem with CrossFit coaches is they'll do that

with squatting.

They'll look at your position,

instead of look at your lumbar curve.

No, for years people were like,

Oh, that's amazing.

Just in the verticalness of your back,

for years people were like,

oh my god, your squat's perfect, your squat's perfect.

And finally, someone's like, hey dude,

you're hyper expanding your back, you're too flexible.

You know what I mean?

I should, now I don't even focus on that at all

if anything I keep around it back a little bit.

Do you know what I mean by that?

Like, where's, they're so used to like butt back,

shut the door as you bend your knees,

but they couldn't tell that I was hyper extending my back.

I was over hyper extending my back,

making it look like because of what they thought

was a good squat instead of like really looking.

Yeah.

And as soon as I stopped doing that,

things got better, but I built so many bad habits by that.

I think a lot of coaches, just in general,

need a lot of work in their eye.

And I think that like seeing movement faults

and being able to see whether the points of performance

are being met or whether someone's exhibiting

like a gross motor fault, I think the way you do that

as well is actually understanding the movement yourself.

Yeah.

And I think what you were saying on,

I couldn't, I don't remember what show it was on,

but you were talking about experimenting with yourself,

experimenting with yourself.

That is like the ultimate form of developing mastery, I think.

Yeah.

It used to trip me out the strong man stuff

because in CrossFit, it's all about

spying in a neutral position, you know?

And then when they would pick the stones up,

they're fully rounded.

And no one ever, to this day, no one explains that.

Why that's okay and why that works for them

and why they don't injure their back like that.

Strong man.

And it's like, hey, you have to practice that position.

Someone needs to tell CrossFit

is how you need to practice that position too.

Maybe not go fucking crazy heavy, but you have to do that.

Well, we do.

It's called the GHD back extension.

Yeah, I don't do that.

Right, but that's like, that is one thing

that is really taught in CrossFit.

And also you have to look at the.

A good point.

Opulation or the cohorts that are doing strong man stone lifts

and people who walk into an affiliate the first time.

So telling someone who walks into affiliate for the first time,

the order of operations probably is understand

what a neutral spine is and how to get there and stay there.

Yes.

And then once you develop a base of strength,

developing strength in a compromised position

like a flex spine or an extended spine,

usually a global flexion.

Hyper extension of the spine is actually,

I think more dangerous.

And you have way less ability to develop

a large range of motion in strength

than a hyper extended position than you do

in a rounded position.

Your trunk is meant to flex forward.

You're meant to bend over.

You're not meant to bend over

and touch your fucking heels backward.

That's funny.

You say that too because that's the thing.

You have to understand neutral spine.

It takes precedent over good position

like from like just looking at the drawing.

Right, right.

If someone's cantilevered over,

like they shouldn't be compensating.

It's like you know when you do a press,

how people will arch their back.

Yeah, yeah.

It's that shit.

Right.

Yeah, like hey, the upper, the vertical bench press

is and getting them to take the bar over their head

is less important than them getting the bar

over the frontal plane by just arching their back, yeah.

Right, right, there you go.

What were you going to bring up?

Were you going to make something?

No, I was just talking.

No, that was the hemorrhoid thing

was what I was initially talking about.

Oh, yeah, the hemorrhoid.

It's bad.

I was so scared to take a shit.

The guy, the guy who tried to pound me

on the dumbbell snatches

because he thought switching overhead was wrong.

Yeah.

He's like a hill or a fanboy.

It's a big no rep guy.

Yep.

He's in the comments on a collaborative post

with CrossFit that this like dad posted

and it's him doing muscle ups with his two kids.

And the guy and this fucking coach guy comments,

your lockouts could use a little work

but solid effort.

Right, so he comments that.

And then on another post of an elite athlete

or a much higher level athlete's time

was like 816 or something.

In the video, the athletes showing

their last two muscle ups and they push out in a way

so egregiously.

It's like bubbly late and fucking no rep.

And that same coach comments and goes,

like, bro, you're so fit.

How do I get it's fit as you?

And I just thought it was such an interesting contrast.

Taking a guy who's doing this for fun

might not even be signed up for the open

or let's not even make that presumption.

Let's say he signed up for the open

but he's a dad with his two kids.

He's doing running muscle ups

and his two kids are doing bar muscle ups

because he only has one set of rings.

And his lockouts are not perfect

but they're really close.

And at bare minimum, he could support himself

in that finished position.

And maybe his elbows just don't get any straighter

but it's really close.

Imagine seeing that

and your first instinct is to comment.

Your lockouts look a little soft.

They could use some work but good job overall.

Like some snide, unsolicited feedback

on a dude working out with his kids.

Yeah.

And then going over to a page of a dude

who advocates for eating more sugar,

it's the John Wood guy to be commented on,

the sugar boy.

Yeah.

And then commenting, bro,

how do I get it's fit as you on a video showing

a gregious no reps

and calling yourself like it's just,

like how do you get there as a coach?

Where in the coaching repertoire

and the L1 manual,

the L2 course,

the L3 exam,

where does it tell you that

being a coach

is unsolicited no reps on the internet?

People just want,

people just want to be,

show that they're an authority.

That's number one priority probably.

Yeah, I just want to show that I'm an authority.

It doesn't matter what network we're on,

network we're on Nate dog.

I'm actually talking about a

faggot right now.

So I think we're on the right channel.

There you go.

You know what I mean?

There you go.

How's that Nate?

Was that better?

Are you happy now, Nate?

More profanity?

Would you rather,

well, hey,

you know,

I'll tell you this,

you should,

you want to see stupid comments.

You should see the comments on,

on, on all these blogs.

Like recently,

he was walking

on parallel bars,

he walked down on one side,

you know,

like bouncing on the parallel bars,

and then turned around,

walked back on the other side,

and did a pistol.

And there's people like,

that's dangerous.

The coach should be there.

It's like,

hey dude, he didn't wake up.

That's not,

like,

you don't walk there and back

on the parallel bars,

and that's your fucking first rodeo,

you jackass.

Right.

Like, come on.

Uh,

worst case scenario.

Ready?

You are 35,000 feet in the air.

There's a bomb on the plane,

desks to America.

There's a bomb on the plane,

desks to America.

A lot of bombs.

A lot of bombs.

A lot of bombs.

A lot of bombs.

A lot of bombs.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

Can you imagine? I mean you could tell that guy wasn't a threat. Not if you're fucking

for it, not if you're on the other side of the plane. That's true. Next to him, you can

smell the fucking butter chicken off his fucking armpits and you're like, okay, this guy's

not an actual threat. He just had the butter fucking chicken, dude, and it's it's getting

to his fucking tummy a little too much. I think they handled that well. Find the bomb on

the plane, death. I'm going to bomb the plane. I think God is in the back of the plane.

This is the thing. This is the thing. Hans, I wonder how many people with terrible

reps or range of motions are selecting foundations on an open workout. Here's the deal. I can't

coach all those people. So I don't fucking care. They're not my athletes. Yeah, the people

at my gym. I asked him a question. I don't understand the question. I don't know.

The question seems to be like, I wonder how many people who should be checking foundations

because they can't hit movement standards are and the implication is that they probably

aren't so that there's a ton of people that are just moving poorly, but like, hey, that's

not your job. Your job is your gym. That's your job. Your job are your athletes, every

single one of them, and you being absolutely fucking relentless with them. With their with

their everything, their movement, their range of motion, just their mechanics, consistency,

intensity, you applying every workout uniquely to them, you making sure they're hitting

the standards. If they're logging a standardized score, you making sure they're moving safely,

you making sure they're having fun, you making sure, yeah, you're coaching them in every

single movement at every single class. It's your, no, no, no, it's not our job. But what

I mean by that specifically is your gym is your job. Those other people aren't your job.

Whenever they're working out at it's that coach and that trainer's job and that affiliate

owner's job. And that's the accountability we need to be talking about. Not it's our

job as a community to hold everyone accountable. That's like the liberal retardation of

they're all our children. No, they're not. No, they're not. You fucking idiot. He may

not be a threat, but the other guy that's actually I got the trigger in another seat

might be a threat. Oh, true. I mean, yeah, I guess he just wanted three hot meals in

a cotton jail, probably to be honest. They'll be on a flight again tomorrow. It's crazy.

By the way, that same thing happened right there in New York City yesterday too. There

was some protest and two guys started lighting off fireworks that were wrapped in nails yelling

all the off bar shops on a plane. No, in a protest in New York City. They're probably

going to let that guy become a pilot. Yeah. Yeah. I want to play something for you that

probably needs to get broken down. This is, I think this is Katie Curric. Yeah, stay

strapped for sure, kids. Stay fucking scrap. Stay trapped. The main, the main issue I think

not enough affiliate coaches are teaching mechanics, consistency, and then and only then

intensity. If you can't squat to parallel, I'm not allowing you to do wall balls. This

is a great point. How many people, how many coaches have the workout care and program

for their workout? And they're like, yeah, here, use a four pound ball, go to a six foot

target, but they can't fucking air squat correctly. Like, no, just have to do a hundred

50 year squats. Perfect. Or a fucking a hundred or a hundred air squats to the ball. I mean,

that's exactly. Hey, and there is a bit. What if someone's 72 years old, they've been

in an affiliate for two months in the open roles around, do you let them do the open when

they're just still like, they check foundations. What's that mean? It's like the tier below

scale that says, hey, you're still, you like can't hit the right, you can't hit the proper

ranges of motion yet. You're still learning like that's who that's. Oh, I didn't. Oh,

okay. I never saw that. It's people were telling people were telling me, I should before

I started, I'm like, they're like, hey, dude, you need to scale the workout. But I, the

reason why I didn't scale the workout, I was like, well, I think people would rather see

me fail. I did it for the, I did it for the people. People would write, I didn't need to

scale that, right? Did I do enough to show that I didn't need to scale it? I don't think

you needed to scale it. Yeah. Did you see the WHO classifying classified birth control

pills stage one cancer caused? Oh, my God. No way. Which birth control pills, like the

plan B pill or just like any birth control pills? I don't think you can. But there you,

you can't trust anything the WHO says. I'm not, I'm not suggesting birth control pills

are good for you. Somebody sent me this message and was like, Hey, I just found it really

ironic how all you anti-vaxxers on the podcast advocate for peptides. And I didn't respond

to it because it was someone who sometimes send stuff that I enjoy responding to and

engaging with and not in a bad way. But like I like talking to them. Do you want? I don't

care. Right. Right. Take all the peptides you want. I don't care. You can take all the

birth control. I just want to, I want there. It's so weird that they don't see that. I

just want truth. I just let me just let me make this. Let me know that three out of every

100,000 kids that gets the COVID vaccine dies. And that if you don't get the COVID vaccine

10 die. And then I can be okay. Here's just let me decide. That's not even nuance. I hate

when you say nuance. It's not even nuance. It's when you buy peptides on the bottle, it says

for research use only. So when you're using it, if you use it on yourself, you're researching

on yourself. Yeah. The government fired people for not taking the vaccine and states made

you get a passport showing you are vaccinated to fucking go into restaurants. It was forced

down your throat. That is the massive difference. It's not a nuance. It's so fucking different.

It's not even funny. And also. Also. Yeah. Thank you, Kenneth. I'm not anti-vax. I'm anti-forced

injections. And I am a fuck that all goes for us to say in most cases, I am anti-vaccination.

I think a lot of the vaccinations are fucking completely unnecessary and harmful even.

How about Canada allows you to euthanize yourself, but they also force you to take vaccines.

Dude, if you doing research on most vaccines, it's like, wow, why are we still taking this or

why do we take it at all? The tetanus one is a fucking great example. MMR is a great fucking

example. Why don't these people get that? Why don't they get that like, hey, dude, we don't care

what you do. You can do what you want. Why does it have to be? Yeah. If you want to shove 100

vaccines into your fucking dick, I don't care. Also, no one's forcing me to take peptides. I made

that fucking choice. And it worked for me. So if you want to take Tylenol when you're pregnant,

fine, but I'm not going to force you to. Right. And also there isn't this massive body of research

showing the peptides cause fucking autism and are dangerous, like there is for vaccines.

Thank you. It wasn't even a vaccine. It was mRNA therapy.

Dangerous. CDC had to redefine its definition of vaccine in order to call it a vaccine, correct?

Crazy. That, that DNA, just like they redefine the diagnosis of polio, just like they redefine

the diagnosis of COVID. It's all, it's all, it's all fucking bullshit. I just read it because I

didn't want to get mad and respond angrily because that person doesn't deserve that. Like,

they're a cool person. But I just hate when people come after me for peptides, like shut up,

shut the fuck up. Yeah. Oh, do you drink? Do you, do you fucking, do you ever have a nicotine

pouch? You ever drink a fucking beer? Uh, you ever go for five and a 50? Yeah. Like shut the

fuck up. You're not the fucking police in my life. Geez. Yeah. This is a crazy story. I saw

this story yesterday. Canada's getting sets of euthanized 100,000. It's 100,000th person in 10 years.

Do you know, do you know that five percent of the people who die in Canada die from getting

euthanized? Yes. Five percent of population. And do you know 96% of those people are white?

No one's complaining about that. You don't see black and brown people and Asian people are like,

that's not fair. Yeah. It's more than they lost in World War II. They've euthanized more people

in the last 10 years than they lost in World War II. I saw that article crazy.

The first time I looked at the snatch overhead, when swapping hands made me control everything so

much better. So 51 years old, our snatch and pull ups were all unbroken. There's still

missed all my muscle ups. Wow. Good job, dude. That's crazy. And here's the point of that. I

mean, this is a great example of the queue of looking over at the dumbbell when switching. Yeah.

The point that there's a saying that, hey, what constitutes a great queue or what makes a great

queue? Well, the great queue is the one that works. A great queue is the one that gets your athlete

moving better, more efficiently, safer, faster, and under more intensity. So if a queue for this

person is, hey, try looking at the dumbbell overhead when you switch and it improves their workout,

it improves their work capacity and allows them to do it safer. That's a great queue.

If it doesn't work for someone else, that's okay. They just don't do it. It doesn't mean

it's a bad queue. And that's a, that's a bit of nuance that that other coach.

Maybe that's not even nuance. Maybe it's just like, hey, you fucking idiot.

Yeah. Open your aperture, dumbass.

Oh, context. Most of them are terminal. Terminal. Context, dude.

Context. Hey, that's the other, that's the other thing, Pat. Who even knows that?

Yeah. Fuck you. Who decides what terminal is? Yeah. Who even knows that? We're all terminal.

We're all going to die. We're all terminal. You fucking idiot.

Yeah. So what's the difference between, oh, well, it's only four months away. They think you're

going to die. So you might as well end it today. Well, what happens if they live another five

fucking years? It happened with my dad, Pat. You fat retard.

Terminal. Yeah. Thank you, clock cutter. They gave my dad like six months and he lived in other

two years. They should have just fucking, should have just killed him then. I would have gotten

sober a lot sooner. They gave my dog three months and he lived seven years.

My great, Dane, I just told him to remove the leg. Okay, Katie Quirk. Here we go.

Hey, everyone, I know it's hard to be shocked these days, but here we are. Okay. So she set the

premise that this is going to be shocking, right? I don't like her. She doesn't pass the eye test.

So I hope this isn't someone doing something good. I do not like this bitch. Let's go.

And this one is a real doozy. Another one. This one's a really doozy. So she already, can I just

say this? Please, yes, go. I don't know who this is. I've never seen this person,

but she strikes me as a massive bitch. I just want to see if I'm right or wrong.

Don't tell me. Don't tell me. Don't tell me to play. Okay. Some US military commanders

are describing what's happening in Iran as a holy war.

So some US commanders are describing what's happening as a holy war. What does that mean to you?

Like we're fighting it based off religious. Yeah, how can you, how can you knock anyone for thinking

that when your life's on the line? Do you know what I mean? What do you mean? You don't know who

Katie Kourik is. Jesus, dude, read something. Bro, first of all, she doesn't write anything.

And second of all, he's fucking 30. He's not fucking 80. Yeah, you fucking retarded.

He doesn't know who Katie Kourik is. That's like Pat Lang getting angry with you. If you don't

know who a gay porn star is, you don't know who that guy with the fucking massive 12 inch

of 80 puck that I watch every Thursday is. Just a minute, just how is it not? If we're asking

you to go somewhere and fight and put your life on the line, I hope you think that that's your

calling. You're religious calling. Right. Yeah, I guess I would define a holy war as something

that you think you are fighting for a righteous cause. Like what, what any other form of war,

I guess in my, I mean war in general, I guess regardless is, I don't know that I believe that.

I think a righteous war is just and that bad things happen in war, but a holy war or a righteous

war, I would think is just and yeah, we're in it. We're in a, we're on a fucking planet of nine

billion people now where sin is everywhere. Of course, there's war. Stop being mean to pat.

He's old and I'm working on him. No, don't waste your time, Will, unless he sends you 500 bucks,

don't waste a fucking breath on that guy. Okay, so some, let me go back a little bit. Here we go.

It's a real doozy. Some US military commanders are describing what's happening in Iran as a holy war.

Troops have told watchdog groups that they were briefed by commanders who described the war as part

of God's divine plan. Thoughts on that? If you believe in God, is it everything?

God's divine, divine plan. First off, I don't believe it. I don't believe that

general said, Hey, this is a holy war and this is for God's divine plan. I don't believe that for a

fucking second. I don't believe it either because of the way she said, watchdog groups, but even if

he did say it, like what, what they didn't, they didn't, they didn't say that. She has no fucking

receipts. It's not what, what's her problem with that? Like, who cares if he thinks that? I hope

someone thinks that. Yeah, I hope someone like, who cares if he says that?

With references to biblical prophecy, one commander allegedly told his troops that President

Trump had been anointed by Jesus to light the signal fire in Iran to cause Armageddon and

mark his return to earth. Pause allegedly. She and what's a commander like one guy who is like

four dudes work for him, said that to him. She's, wow, I just want to take a moment to rewind two

minutes where I said, and I fuck, this is truth. Oh, my dad's fucking dead grave. I have no idea

this lady is never seen her before. Immediately opens her mouth for one second. You can tell she's a

fucking dumb bitch. I was at this fucking restaurant with Lizzie, rice and a marathon. Jace the other

day. Oh, this is going to be good. Please milk this one. This is going to be good.

Oh, it's kind of short, but I sit down. I look around and I see these ladies everywhere. They're

all over Charlotte. These fucking women. And that's why that's how fucking judges like that judge.

You just got to like to get elected. This jail abolitionist that we were talking about yesterday.

And I sit down and I look around and I just say out loud to Lizzie. I was like, I fucking hate white

liberal women and the restaurants filled with them. And I was, it was so weird being in a city.

And I had this other thought too. I was like, this is the culture and the society that cities

create, like densely populated cities. Every fucking guy in there was less than even beta material.

And I hate using that word because it sets, you know, it implies that like, oh, you know,

I think alpha's on blah, blah. No, they just didn't look like men. They were skinny fat, not

an ounce of muscle. They looked like they did. They had that fucking

that overhunched arch fucking neck forward, cushing disease, looking idiots.

Who looked like if someone walked into that restaurant and said, give me your money,

they'd fucking piss would run down their legs. And they'd fucking throw their girlfriends

in front of them to keep them safe. Like that's what these guys look like. And meanwhile,

all the women look like they run every decision in the men's life. And I'm thinking to myself,

one, the first thought was like, I could just walk in there. I'm just like, geez, here we go.

We're in a room full of fucking 30 liberal white bitches. I fucking hate these ladies. And then

and then I thought all of these men are not even men. What the fuck? You don't necessarily hate

them. I'm assuming you hate the influence they have on the direction of society's going.

It's like, hey, you're weak and feeble. Don't be making decisions for the like you don't like

them making decisions for the rest of us who aren't weak and feeble. Yes, that but I don't

I don't view the white liberal woman as weak and feeble. I view the white liberal woman as

the modern day man. Like they are they are taking over male roles in society and not in a good way.

The same way that these same white liberal women want men to take over female gender roles

in our society today. Oh, man can get pregnant. Oh, he can chop his weenerov become a woman.

Like it's this reversal of natural order. I think is

absolutely ridiculous and disgusting. So when I say I hate yeah, I hate a strong word. I throw

that word around really loosely. Did you see the poll? It's like these numbers are just rough.

I don't remember exactly, but 30% of men are against

men and women sports, but 66% of women are okay with it. I'm just like 33% of men are okay with it

or against it are okay with it. Okay, okay. So they're okay. Yeah. And I'm just like how the

fuck are women? What what is going on? Who are these women? It wasn't actually first watch. I

love first watch and I do go there and this place had way more white liberals than a first watch

typically does. It was called La Lima and it's a Peruvian sandwich place and the food was

fucking incredible, but holy shit, it was packed chock full of fucking retards. I mean, it was just

crazy. You can see it all over the body language. Yeah, it's so cool. If you should go to a

Jiu Jitsu tournament, sometimes it's like the exact opposite of that. I would love to and that's

the thing about a CrossFit gym. Same thing. None of the parents, none of the parents are like that.

There's no, there's no, there are no fucking, there's no, everyone there is competent. White

liberal women are the most dangerous creatures on the planet. They will kill their babies in the

womb or sacrifice them at the satanic trans altar. Yeah, 100%. Imagine thinking

anything other about abortion other than it is fucking murder and the mental gymnastics and the

just purely illogical conclusions you have to come to to rationalize that. If you can rationalize

killing a baby, imagine the evil you can do and rationalize. They don't think, by the way,

they don't think. They go into emotional defensiveness. Gabe.

Council. Oh, here. So she hasn't stated why she thinks it's crazy. She's just saying it's crazy.

Do you know what I mean? And then you fill in the blank and also has given no factor truth

to back anything up. He hasn't stated why. Why do you think it's crazy if someone thinks that this

is a divine holy war? Like this is the dog whistle for liberals anointed by Jesus to light the

signal fire in Iran to cause Armageddon and mark his return to earth. Yeah, the council on

yeah, American Islamic relations, a Muslim civil rights organization, a Muslim civil rights

organization. How, how does she say that with a straight face? How is there a Muslim civil rights

organization? And recently released a statement saying that all American should be deeply

disturbed by this holy war rhetoric being spread right now. Holy and she's on the side of this.

And she's on the side of this. The US military, of course, is one of the most powerful

institutions on earth and it's it's governed at least in theory by the Constitution, civilian

leadership and centuries of rules that were designed to keep personal ideology out of decisions

about war and peace. So hearing a geopolitical conflict described as a religious mission

should make every American really uncomfortable. I have a question. Yeah. If a religious mission is

poor rationalization for a war, what would be good rationalization?

Oil, right, WMD. And listen, she wants to take away the rights of individuals to give them to

groups. There's the fascism and the socialism again. It's like, hey, these are individuals going

to fight. They can have and think whatever the fuck they want. She's conflating the fact of how

the the institution runs versus the people inside of it. She wants to enslave them, not not just

them, but their thoughts. And when she doesn't realize it right now, she's basically professing

her own religion and she doesn't know this. But according to recent reports, more than 200

service members have already raised concerns about this framing, saying it could violate the

principles of religious freedom within the armed forces. There's the irony. There's the irony.

These people are practicing their religious freedoms for why they think they're there and she's

against it. Now, if this rhetoric really is being used inside our military, that deserves

serious scrutiny from Congress. Once again, that doesn't say anything serious. It doesn't, but

but also it doesn't. It doesn't because that is exactly the religious freedom that she's claiming

are being infringed upon. Right. For me as a general, if I'm in the office of my guys, I think,

hey, I think we were sent here by God to do this. That's his prerogative. What?

Yeah, total. And to be honest with you, I hope I hope they think that 200 is nothing. Yeah,

let me tell you something. There's 2000 pedophiles in the military. There's 2000 homicide. Guys

have committed homicide in the military. There's 2000 rapists in the military. I mean, it's just

people. Just take this sheer numbers of people. There's a 100,000 guys who drive drunk on a weekly

basis. I mean, who's the only perfect people can get into the military? From the Pentagon.

Sorry. No, go ahead. And from us, the American public.

Yeah, this, this is the liberal

goblygook that they're getting fed that incites them. You're just all supposed to be religion.

All it is, a saying is religion is bad and we have religious people in charge. Meanwhile,

she's saying things like the Institute of Muslims for Civil Rights.

Can goes every time I see my three-month-old grandson, I can't believe millions to the tune of 70,

of those 70 million. Of God's greatest creations are killed every year like it's no big deal and

it's legal. Well, it's because Jane wants to go to law school and she's not ready to get pregnant,

or Latisha, husband, left or it's fair, Ken. You have to think about it.

And then 12 dicks and his ass goes, Ken, they're not God's creations. They're created by sperm and

eggs, men and women. Why can't they both be true, Pat? Why can't they both be true?

When you see a, I don't know, Sevan, call me crazy, but when I'm outside, even in just my backyard,

a place that's not crazy majestic and not secluded and not deep into nature and what I view as God's

creation, I look up and I see a bluebird sitting on my fence where I look over and I see my peach tree

and the flowers beginning to bloom and spring and I have a moment of like, wow, this is incredible,

like all these little pieces came together to create something and like that analogy I used

several shows ago, the likelihood of all of this just coming together perfectly

is the same odds or even worse odds than taking a Swiss made watch and all of its component separate

throwing them up into the air and then landing as a perfectly made handcrafted Swiss watch.

That's, those are the odds we're talking about. And so when I'm outside and the sun is shining

and spring is hitting and things are turning green and like flowers are blooming or you see a baby,

I don't think what's more rational or what's a better, I guess it doesn't really matter what

anyone thinks considers rational but maybe the question is what kind of people do you want to

surround yourself with? Do you want to surround yourself with people who are awestruck by the beauty

of creation and life and things that are new so much as to say that they are God's creations

and to honor and value that creation and life and these new things that are born and sweet and pure

and innocent? Do you want to surround yourself with people like Ken or do you want to surround yourself

with people like Pat Lange who take creation and life like that and diminish it to the point of

saying it's just permanent eggs. It's just spam and eggs and a band. Just put it in a pan and

fuck it shove it down your throat and throw it in the trash. I know I'm being extreme here

but personally I want to surround myself with people who hold human life,

the life of a peach tree and a flower, a fucking drop of rain making the grass green.

I want people who see beauty in that and who honor that and hold that in the highest regard.

That's who I want to surround myself with. I don't want to agree with you but what Pat is saying is

true. Here's why they can't both be true and let's focus on the word true because one is proven

fact, the sperm and egg coming together and one is fucking fantasy land. If I'm going to go down

Pat's rabbit hole, Pat, I would wrap and I've said this before, I'd rather live with the people

who are in fantasy land that everything is God's creatures than if you don't believe in fucking

Allah, you need to be killed and we're going to rape your wife and kids. That's fantasy. Those are

two fantasy lands. Right. That's what I'm saying. So what I'm saying is is like, I believe everyone

has a religion. Yes. Whether you, whether you know it or not, you have a religion and I don't

like that in that Katie Korak just showed us her religion and I'm going with the Christians.

Jesus did exist and here's the thing. Let's play out what he thinks are the two sides.

Fantasy land and all its iterations or just believing in pure scientific fact. That's what

I'm talking about here. You don't value human life the same way that people who believe in God

and Jesus do. You don't find it holy, Pat. You think it's just a sperm and eggs and you are,

you're diminishing the potential for it being valuable beyond your little comprehension.

And that's the point here. I don't want to surround myself with people who have this nihilistic

view of sperm and eggs, greed eggs and hab, greed eggs and sperm. And there's no other fucking

meaning to life other than you being fat and retarded jerking off to Breon in the comments,

drinking, fucking a 12 pack of Miller light every night and going to cross it the next day so

you can cancel that out. Those aren't the people that I want to surround myself with and that's why

I think most of the time you are wrong. Not because what you believe isn't scientifically provable.

Of course, sperm and egg come together to create a zygote which in my opinion as soon as it happens

is the creation of human life. But you have zero ability to conceive of something that maybe

hasn't been proven factual yet as being true. 30 years ago, a phone with a screen on it that

showed you a video wasn't proven factual. It wasn't scientific fact. And it couldn't happen.

Sorry, not 30, 40 years ago when you were like 32 or something, you old fat retard. But now it's

a part of everything. No, fuck that guy. And so you're saying just because something isn't proven

factual yet or at all that there's zero chance for it to be like it's just it's ideologically it's

baby shit. It just shows how stupid he is. You have zero ability to think and create.

Every we were talking about it yesterday, everything that exists now almost outside of nature,

which we didn't create. So I wonder who created that. You don't because you have a tiny little

P brain. Everything that we have today as human beings started as an idea inside your head that

didn't exist yet and wasn't possible. And now it is true. That is true. That part. And that's

the difference between the people that I'll surround myself with. And fat retards like Pat

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Iran has been underway, the deadliest incident of civilian casualties was a strike that happened

on an elementary school in southern Iran that killed scores of children. First of all,

first of all, she doesn't know if that's true or not. So tonight, a CNN analysis of that attack

reveals evidence suggesting that the United States military was likely responsible for it.

Uh, we're at war and people are going to die. What you're about to see disturbing.

What you're about to see is disturbing. I want you to remember that line.

Yeah, evolution is a theory and it's not proven. And yeah, God's lack of existence is also not proven.

Yeah, scientifically. But it's solid. But it's science.

So she's saying he's saying what you're about to see is disturbing.

She's hot. She could be. I think she could be. I don't. She looks like Katelyn Jenner.

I want to warn you, the United States says it's still under investigation.

But this was the scene at the school just after the strikes one week ago, nearly.

First of all, I don't even know if I can believe that this is actually the school because CNN is

so bad. And I'll give you some examples. Recently, they they caught some reporters pretending that

a bomb was incoming and so that they had to leave. But they were somewhere where there was no

bombing. They did it just to make the news story exciting. These guys are the worst of the worst.

CNN has not independently confirmed the death toll. But Iranian health officials and state media

believe that at least 168 children and 14 teachers were killed. So they're getting their

source from Iran and Iran's property and the machine. Our analysis, which is based on satellite

imagery, geolocated videos and the assessment of munitions experts suggest that this school is

hit around the same time that an attack that American forces had launched on a neighboring

Iranian naval base. So there's a naval base right adjacent to this school.

This new satellite image shows several revolutionary guard buildings near the all-girls school.

You can see how close they are. Oh, and all-girls school, of course. Of course, it's America.

Of course, it's America bombing the all-girls school. Not the country that literally fucking

cuts your fucking pussy lips off. Doesn't allow you to read, drive, or leave your fucking house

without a fucking trash bag over your head. Yeah, of course, it's America. What a bitch.

Iran did it. They admitted it. I know that wouldn't surprise me.

This is true. It's not. It doesn't surprise me. They literally admitted it was one of their

fucking munitions going off and fucking up their own people. Really? Yes.

It's science. It's science. You know, I said it. I guess you could actually use the same logic

for Iran saying we didn't. Applying to Iran saying that they did it. So we don't actually know who

fucking did it. But I think that's the point. Why is CNN trying to make America where, hey, we're

going in because they killed 50,000 fucking protesters. You assholes. That we're going in because

of that. We're trying to help people. And yeah, fuck China. We want all the oil in the world

so China can suck a bag of dicks. And here's the thing. Iran has no problem. In this what the

irony is is Iran is actually trying to target civilians. The US is not trying to target civilians.

And yet people will believe Iran all day. Creators at the center of the structures, including

the school and what experts say look like precision strikes. A wall or try that dotted line there

is all that separates the school in this base. So why did they build an all-girls school?

She should at least ask that. Why would they build an all-girls school next to a military base?

Not just a military base, Devon, an incredibly fundamentalist, extremist military base that hates women.

And hates Americans. And hates Jews. And hates blacks just so you know blacks.

Well, liberals don't care about that. Liberals hate Americans. Liberals hate blacks. Liberals hate

Jews. But let's give them at least something we think they care about. And that's women, right?

Like they say they care about women. Yeah. Yeah. And they don't care about kids either.

Yes, it's an Iranian missile. They admitted it. Actually, Pat hates. Pat fucking hates Jews.

He hates black people. He hates Americans. He loves kids. I think he loves women.

Really, he's lustful toward them. I don't see. I don't see where Iran admits it.

I mean, this is a good point. He believed that Trump was a Russian spy. And he believed in a

COVID vaccine with no science behind it. This is what the liberals are getting fed, by the way.

This week under multiple times during multiple different press briefings.

This is what Trump administration officials have told reporters.

He's such a smug. Did the United States air strike at girls elementary school and kill 175 people?

Not that we know of Sean. And the Department of War is investigating this matter. And I would just

tell you very strongly, the United States of America does not target civilians, unlike the

rogue Iranian regime that targets civilians, that kills children, that has killed thousands of

their own people in the past several weeks and uses propaganda quite effectively. And another great

point, they've killed at least 40,000 of their own people in the last two weeks.

And but the US is guilty of this. Unfortunately, many people in this room have fallen for that

propaganda. Can you give us an update on what the administration knows what you know now about

the reported strike on a girls school in southern Iran on Saturday?

All I know. And by the way, I would love to know what a girl school is in southern Iran.

What are they teaching girls? Where they perform, where they perform those fucking labia,

fucking choppings. That's probably what it is. It's probably a mill. It's probably a

fucking vagina mill where they go in there and they cut your vagina off. I mean, that's what happens.

All I can say is that we're investigating that. We of course never target civilian targets,

but we're taking a look and investigating that. Now, the internet blackout in Iran has made it

very difficult for our teams to examine weapons fragments that are left at the scene for further

evidence of responsibility. Reuters reports though that US military investigators also believe it

is likely US forces were behind that strike. Oh yeah. Look, how can you look at her and hear her

fucking talk and take one word that comes out of her mouth seriously. You can just

tell she's saying things to incite rage. It's fucking crazy to me. All you're doing are trying to

rage bait the entire country. Like that's what that is. CNN is rage bait. That's all the fucking

news is, dude. It's fucking crazy to me. He doesn't need an exorcism. Olivia, he needs a fucking,

he probably needs to be deported to one of these places. He loves so much more than America.

Yes, that's me calling for the deportation of an American citizen book market. Clip it,

fuck Pat Lange. My dad who's like, I don't know, 86 or something. About two years ago, we were in

Home Depot in Santa Cruz, California. And he's like, man, this is a fucking nice home depot. This

is nicer than the ones where I live. And I'm like, what are you talking about? Because he lives,

he lives in the Bay Area. And I'm like, the one in Berkeley and Richmond are amazing.

They're huge. This one's tiny. And they don't have a huge inventory. He's like, no, nothing is

locked up here. And I was thinking to myself, how quickly people have learned to accept that.

I don't know where you guys live. But I guess where some people live, like if you live in the city,

and you've seen this when we travel, if you want deodorant, you have to ask someone. Yes,

they lock it up. This is Torrance, California. And this is a black guy going into a gas station

in a white area. Listen, listen to it. Listen to him. Man, this is crazy. Man, I'm out here with

I assume he's black by his voice. I'm not a black kid. I'll say it. All right, he's black.

Man, this is crazy. Man, I'm out here with, you know, in a white people area, all here in Torrance.

And the mother fuck ain't even in here. No security or nothing. I say that,

to say this shit would never happen in no nigga area. Look at man, the chips is all out here, man.

Did he just say that? Yeah, he can't believe the chips are out because they don't do that in the

nigger area. That's what he said. It's three o'clock in the morning, man, being Torrance, California.

The Torrance, California. He lives 30 miles from there and he can't believe. And he can't believe

that the chips aren't locked up. Hey, if a society doesn't have trust, a society collapses,

that's the whole thing. Yep. If a society doesn't have trust, it collapses. That's like fundamental.

Just trust me. Torrance, in anywhere in South Central, this shit is put up most definitely.

Oh. That's great, man. Then they got the firewood over here. Never mind that. They got the firewood.

He can't believe the firewoods not locked up. Hey, it's like the home deep. What's going in a gas

pop with a Tesla? Was that a Tesla? Yeah, that's a little weird. He's just maybe that's not his car.

He's just tripping on the fact that everything's not locked up. That's where we're at. You shouldn't

be tripping on that. You shouldn't be tripping on the fact that you go into a place and you can buy

razors. You know, when I was a kid, the only thing that was locked up, I remember when they did it,

there was some drug like a fedron or some cold drug that they started locking up because kids

were taking it to make a math, I guess, as a precursor. Yeah, there was some cold medicine that

people were taking as a precursor. So they started locking that up. I don't know. Musinix is amazing.

That's where we're at. That's where we're at. This is a bad, this is a bad sign people.

Isn't that where Jamie Hygge is Jim is to ranch training in Torrance, California?

I don't think if Torrance is a nice place either.

Not a suit of fed. Yeah, suit of fed. What did I say, a fedron?

Suit of fed. Yeah, with suit of fed.

Did you see the guy in California who is stable charging his car by a homeless guy in the ambulance

showed up with another homeless guy stole the ambulance and he died. Oh my god.

Oh my god. You're telling me that there was a guy injured who was stabbed by a fucking drug

addict criminal. Ambulance comes to help him when they get out of the ambulance. Another drug

addict criminal steals the ambulance so they can't take him to the hospital. Is that the story?

Geez. It's like it's like a comedy routine, but people are dying.

Pat DM me. I'd like to send you a copy of the case for Christ by Lee Strobel.

Lee and Atheist went on a journey to prove Christianity was nonsense, but it's found so much

validity. You ended up converting. Oh, send me that. Send me that copy, Dylan. I want to

I think it's it's really honest to you. I think that Christians who in, you know, this is my

opinion. I think a lot of Christians who go down that path, I think people who find God through

that shit that you never found God. You're just filling, you're just filling like really,

you need proof that they fucking found some bone somewhere and they fucking carbon dated them.

Oh, Bryson has it. I'll read it. Like I think that's just fucking batshit crazy. Someone just sent me a

a video from a soldier who's deployed over there. Dylan, do you have anything that'll convert Pat

from being retarded? That's what you really need. Wow. Let me see. Pull it up. I don't know if

I'm allowed to show this. Let me ask if I can show this. Can I show this? That's I want to read

that book, but I also I'm already I already believe. So I and at the reason I believe is because I

believe in something greater than us. And I don't know if that book he's suggesting is one of those,

but when people start like preaching to me, like, well, they found his bones here and there's 13

guys that wrote this book. And I'm just like, dude, dude, why wouldn't you imagine the imagine?

I just it's not shameful or stupid to want to believe or even to believe and have faith in

something that's greater than us. No, I know why is that so like why is that so laughable for

people like that? Like really, you think you are so almighty and superior to everything else that

you think your system of beliefs and whatever proof that you deem factual and that you think is

truth is reign supreme over everyone else. Like imagine the like imagine the

sense of self importance. You must have to live your life with that perspective. And then to laugh

at others who want to believe that something greater than us exists because we recognize our own

fallible nature. Like, and we want to believe that there is something better.

Everything in society that exists exists from people who imagine something better. And we have fat

fucking prickly chin women and fucking retards like Pat Lane's running around saying that you are

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Whoa.

Oh my gosh.

That's crazy when that thing makes a U-turn right?

Yeah. That's correct.

Where do we think that was?

Well, that's Kuwait. So that was filmed by a U.S. Air Force.

That was filmed by someone in the U.S. Air Force in Kuwait. Wow.

Hey, just like was that American bomb or an

Here's the thing to hear. I'll tell you a thought that I've been having lately.

It passed through my mind that the U.S. is attacking these Arab nations just to get them involved

in the war. The Israelis are doing it.

That hasn't gotten past it.

Do you know what this bowl says? Am I to baton singing bowl?

Beasts in love. Pat Lange is awesome.

I love Pat Lange.

He does say Pat Lange somewhere but it says Pat Lange is retarded and gay.

Ring this bowl for three minutes and you'll be absolved of any fatness and gainess in the

rest of your life.

Do you know what it says?

Those people had the swastika as their fucking symbol.

I know. Yeah, it was like the ultimate symbol of peace.

No, I don't actually know what it says.

I should probably look that up. It could say some crazy shit.

It could be like the dumb fat American who bought this on Amazon is stupid as

fuck. It could say something like that.

No, Pat. An anti-vaxxer is not someone who tells you vaccines don't work.

An anti-vaxxer is someone who doesn't want them forced on their kids

and forced on themselves.

I want to be able to use a public restroom shop at Safeway and fucking eat

and send my kids school.

So this family I know that lives in town are taking their two kids

and leaving because their daughters reached an age in school.

I think she's going into the seventh grade and her exemption will be up for

vaccines so they're moving to Florida.

It doesn't make her an anti-vaxxer.

That makes her just not want to fucking inject her kids with government mandated

drugs that no one knows what the fuck is in them.

I disagree with this Bryson. Bryson says believe whatever you want

but saying someone is dumb because they do believe in something

or because they don't is the same thing.

I think that's not true.

That's viewing life in this on or off perspective, one or the other.

Meaning that me saying Pat is dumb for not believing in God is the same as him calling me dumb

for believing in it. The reason I don't think those are the same thing is because one

consistently and repeatedly and for thousands of years has resulted in a better outcome than the

other. So one is objectively better. People who believe in God and Christians have created a far

better world than people who don't believe in that stuff. And if you're not doing something that's

if you don't accept something that makes things objectively better than you're dumb.

Right. And the other thing is this is like me saying saying that men can't have kids and men can

have kids are the same thing. No, one is objectively dumb, one is stupid and retarded and the

other is not. And if you can't apply that same consistency or outlook upon concepts that maybe

are more vague or have less definitive or tangible evidence, that doesn't mean it's the same.

It just means you have to think a little harder and dig a little deeper.

But they're not the same. I don't think this isn't the same thing. Bryson is saying this is just

an added component to it. I'm okay with Christians because their tagline is if you don't believe in

God, you're not going to heaven. If you don't believe Jesus Christ is your savior, I'm okay with

them saying that. I don't like that part of Christianity. I'm not a I'm not offended by it. The

Muslims are saying if you don't believe in fucking God, we're going to fucking kill you, rape your wife

and take your kids to slaves. That's the distinction for me. And like I like I don't want to be

around those people. What if I need another three years before I believe in Allah and I get killed

before I have a chance to fucking come to the Muslim truth? Like fuck that.

Christians created the United States of America. The greatest fucking country in the world with the

the far like the most superior system of governance and template for a growing and free

civilization ever in the world. Of course Christianity is fucking better.

I hate how true this is what Dylan's saying here. Think of physical evidence of Christ as

foot in the door. Many don't believe Christ was the Messiah until he did a miracle.

Some need to have a heart attack to realize change in lifestyle or need to have a heart attack

before they believe in God. Yeah, unfortunately, unfortunately, you're right. That's a great.

I don't think people are stupid for not believing in God. I think people are stupid for rejecting

the possibility bingo. Okay, that's good. And I would be stupid to reject the possibility that

there's nothing more. I agree. Okay, I agree with that fully. Yeah.

And Bryson says I agree with that. So maybe that's what he meant.

That's why faith is a daily choice. It's inherently irrational.

Kirkard calls it a leap of faith for a reason.

Yeah, here's the thing no matter how many times you see it, you can't prove it.

No matter how many times you see the miracle of God, you still can't prove it.

I don't know if I agree that that's the biggest part of Christianity.

I think there are a lot of worldly interpretations of it.

But what is tangibly what is the biggest part of Christianity? I don't know. I also look at

a lot of religion and what are the effects that they're having on my daily life and the effect

of believing in God has a far greater effect on daily life of people across the world than

the claim that unless you accept God, you're not going to heaven.

That doesn't have an effect in the tangible world until you die.

So the seven billion non-Christians are all going to hell, damn sucks for them.

Yeah. Hey, I struggle with that too. I struggle so much with that.

But who cares at least they have at least I don't at least they have.

What I care about is that they have the choice.

So a person asking for forgiveness and then goes and continues to fuck the shit out of

little kids gets to go to heaven. I'm sorry, but that part I'm hung the fuck up on and I don't

believe that. I just don't believe that. I just want people to have the choice.

I just don't want to be extinguishing people on the planet because they fucking don't believe in

something. I don't want people not being able to go shopping or send their kids to school because

they don't believe in vaccines and I don't want my wife rape because I fucking don't believe in

Allah. My mom will say things. My mom will say things very similar to this that Christine

just said is I don't think not believing means you don't go to heaven.

I think you can get to the end of your life and God is all forgiving.

At least I believe that my ex-husband when he died was given a chance and my mom will say

things like that like oh I believe when you die you're given another chance to accept and believe.

Okay, I could get on board with that. But then what about all the people who go

unless you believe you're not going to heaven. So that's the point here.

I am reading it, Sean. Thanks for telling me to do something I'm already doing. I hope that

makes you feel good. The whole thing I told you to read it. The whole point here is like

Mormons believe Joseph Smith uncovered a fucking gold tablet.

Blah blah blah blah. Muslims believe you can fuck a nine-year-old as long as she's

blood a little bit. You believe that everyone on earth that hasn't accepted Jesus Christ is going

to hell or at best not going to heaven. And I'm pretty sure hell was a creation by Dante.

So I don't know. I'm saying that I don't like that part of it. So

Steve, I want to just add one new ones to this. You said we'll be judged by our actual thoughts

and intentions, not those that people see or perceive. I disagree, but let me tell you

where I would tweak it. We will be judged by our actual reaction to our thoughts.

This is not your thoughts. Not your thoughts yourself. Your thoughts are not your thoughts,

buddy. You're just responsible for them. And this is something that I want to choose to believe.

No, people who reject God go to hell. The pygmy and the Amazon who never learn is not condemned.

That's something I can accept that too. I can accept that too. That's the nuance I'm just

saying that exists because you couldn't draw that distinction, but but oh well, can draw that

distinction and that convinces me. So it's like I also believe that if you never dance again,

go ahead. If you ever fucked a kid, what? The depiction of hell, dude. The depiction of hell that

we all believe. Why do people do stuff like this? Hell is in revelations. That's all you have to

do. You don't have to put read the Bible, geez. Why are you like that? Do you know that everyone

in the chat knows you're like that? Why are you like that? Omit that part, dude. Get off like

like come down here with us regular folk and talk like a regular person. Good morning,

banana dance man. Well, it's the same thing Sean just did.

It's pretty fucked up. If you believe humans that are currently live on the planet that they

that have never heard of Jesus Christ will be sent to hell for that. No, dude. That is not saying

isn't true. But listen, that's not fucked up relative to other thoughts. Let me tell you what

fucked up is thinking it's okay. That's the problem, doses. Who cares what other people are

fucking thinking if it's not fucking affecting you? Who cares whether people we're talking

you should just why don't you just stay focused on the people who are trying to make it okay for

little kids to chop their dicks off without their parents consent? Like that's tangible. What do I

care if my neighbor thinks I'm not going to heaven because I haven't found Jesus yet? What do you

care? Sorry for claiming that. I met creative depiction that we all envision when people talk about

hell, fiery, burning, screams. Am I incorrect there? Because I'm of the understanding that revelations

there isn't that level of imagery that gave us the conception that we currently have today of hell.

Am I incorrect? And I'm perfectly open to being wrong on that. But I was of the understanding

that Dante's depiction, banana danceman is saying that again, still wrong, lake of fire is textually

in revelation. Are we born anything up to talk about this? Very nice banana man. I can. I was going

to show you something else. Well, you going I'm going to look this up. I'm going to I'm going to

get Grock to agree with me and then I'm going to fucking stuff my cock down banana danceman's throat.

He doesn't want that. Okay, here we go. Once you understand the psychology of the modern

leftist, the last decade of the woke revolution starts to make a lot more sense. The endless outrage,

the hypersensitivity, the rejection of rational debate. These are just ideological quirks.

They're symptoms of something much deeper. A crisis of self-worth masked as a moral crusade.

A crisis of self-worth masked as moral crusade.

Today, leftist is a broad infragment in term, but in this context, I'm referring to

socialists, collectivists, LGBTQ activists, climate cultists, and similar types. What unites them

isn't just ideology, it's psychology. At the core of modern leftism is a pervasive sense of

inferiority, low self-esteem, powerlessness, guilt, self-hatred, depressive tendencies.

And you can see that all in the manifestation of how they present themselves.

You see, I'm using general, obviously, sweeping stereotypes, but you see a conservative,

and they stand up straight and they're clean, and they're not covered in fucking stupid tattoos,

and they don't have fucking giant holes in their ears, and they, when an old lady is walking

down the street, they step aside. As opposed to just completely fucking oblivious obese,

fucking blue-haired people who dress themselves to see how ugly they can be.

So they can I say something? It's basically what they do is they buy the, they buy the

ugliest Christmas tree from the Christmas tree farm, bring it home, and then spray it with

shit and feces. That's what they've done to their, to their, to their preacher. Is it about this

or about religion? That's about religion? Okay, go ahead.

It says Dante and Ferno is the 14th century poetic masterpiece that heavily influenced

modern perceptions of hell. Revelation provides a largely symbolic, prophetic, and theological

description. So my whole, sure, it has lake of fire and brimstone. But my whole point was the

hill, the hell that people imagine going to was largely described and created and crafted

in that perception by Dante's and Ferno, which is true. You fucking asshole.

I never imagined going to hell. Bye, Jody. Thank you for joining us.

It's like a fucking tool of fear that was used, 100% whereas in Revelation, and here according to

Steve Martin, and that's the thing, that hell is more of a realization of what could have been

achieved, but wasn't immortality. So like, again, the thing that I, it's like so annoying,

just the, you're wrong, you're wrong, you're wrong. Shut up. Shut the fuck up.

Call her high. Only I can say you're wrong.

Hello. I was just calling because though I agree to a certain extent, and I get what

he was saying when he's saying that Christianity is like objectively better, or

objectively better than not believing in anything or objectively better than other religions,

because it more closely aligns with objective morality. But can you say it's objectively

better than not believing in anything? Because if an atheist contributes more to the world and

people around them in a good way, and then a Christian doesn't, but asks for forgiveness.

Let me ask you this. How would an atheist do that? How would an atheist do that? What's an atheist

religion? Like, and by religion, I mean, what's their North Star? What's their moral code?

I would say their North Star is objective morality because we've already...

And what's objective morality? So let's look real quick. Objective morality,

someone. I asked someone that was once and it's like, hey, don't do shit to other people that

you wouldn't want done to yourself. Is that objective morality for you? I think that that's the first

thing I would say. Maybe you could go deeper and like add layers to it, but I think that's the

first way that I would say it. Okay. I guess my take on that is... Isn't that a religion though?

Don't do stuff to other... Might be. Yeah, maybe atheists isn't the right word, but I'm just

talking about someone who doesn't believe in... But I don't think it's a mission on God. Yeah.

But I also don't think that all atheists, North Star is objective morality.

Neither do I. I agree. I don't... But I'm saying, but so I'm saying if there's nuance,

if there's nuance though, you can't say that it's objectively better than not believing in you.

You can't, because this is why. This is why I think you can say objectively, because I'm not saying it is a

absolute rule that Christians are better than atheists. Of course, I'm not saying that.

Of course, I believe that there are people who don't and will never believe in God do far greater

for people on earth than some people who do believe in God. Of course, I believe that.

But at the same time, I think it would be crazy to say it isn't... It would be not crazy. It would be

actually wrong to say that as a general rule, not an absolute rule, Christians are far better for

society in the world than people who don't believe in that. As a general rule, there are of course

exceptions to the rule. But I agree. I agree. Yeah. Here's banana dance man's religion.

This is dumber than Taylor telling cardiac nurse what an ablation was. Are you kidding me?

Ablation is a black in an Asian. You fucking retard. What do you think it is? Are you kidding me,

banana dance man? No, he's not kidding me. This person is not a black in Asian person.

Is this guy... I have no idea. Do you know what the third leading cause of death is in this

country? In Asian? No, that's the second. Oh. What's the third? Fucking medical fucking

procedures. Oh, yeah. Of course, medical malpractice. Yeah, duh. It's not even malpractice. It's

not even malpractice. It's just practice. Medical practice. Hey, I get where you're coming from

pricing. I just think that. And hey, the same way people say we're not allowed to question whether

Jesus, like they're so convinced Jesus was the second coming, he's so his god is fucking nurses

and doctors. Right. But here's the point. Objective doesn't mean absolute. It just means like,

hey, let's let's view it instead of as this kind of gray matter. Let's say we give we a lot a

theoretical percentage. So let's say that 70% of Christians should over 51 than it's objectively

better. Exactly. That's that's what I'm going. And I think it's way more than 51% by the way.

I think it's probably like. Yeah. Well, I would I agree it's over 51%. But I also think another thing

that brings now a lot is a lot of the worst things that have ever happened have been done in the name

Andy. Yeah, but a lot of horrible things have been in the name. Like what? Like what? Like what?

Like what? Like what? I mean Hitler thought that he was doing everything for fucking god. Oh,

you believe Hitler now? Do you believe that Hitler? No, no, no, he's saying he's saying in the name of

God. Oh, I see. Yeah, yeah, I'm kidding. Yeah. Okay. And even if even if you're not talking about

the biggest genocides in history, a lot of the meanest things people have said to their neighbors

are in the name are because of because of believing in God and their neighbors not or having a

disagreement on how to think that 70 million babies were killed in the name of God or in the absence

of God. Hey, here. I don't know. Brace and let me through this as there. Let me finish this thought.

What would you guess? Would you guess that 70 million babies were born in the name? I would guess

that it's not in the name of I would guess that it's not in the name of a Christian God, but I

would guess it's in the name of a God. Not I would guess that it was in the complete absence of any

religious God, any any monotheistic, general, you know, current belief of a God. Would you not

agree? But okay, yeah, I get I get yeah, hold on. Let me continue this. So 70 million babies

aborted and murdered in the absence of God. And we're comparing that to Hitler and bad people

who do things in the name of God. What about people? Oh, this is about never mind. I can't use this

example. I just don't I don't think that's true. Of course, people do bad things in the name of

authority. Like that's that's what God is. I agree. I hired and 51% way higher than 51%. I was just

saying, okay, so hey, if it's over the 51%, then it's objective. But here's the point. And I agree

it's way over 51. The other thing to note though is when you say that people do bad in the name of

God or religion, what you're really saying is is people commit crime in the under under the

guys of authority, right? So when these people commit these horrors, they're saying, Hey, I've been

given authority by God to commit these horrors or something of that effect. But every wrong to ever

happen anywhere happens in the name of some form of authority, whether that's a government's authority,

a group of people's authority, your own authority over that other person. I mean, what gives some

fucking criminal on the street and excuse to attack an innocent person? Well, that's not money,

bruh. I'm going to take it. It's it's given yourself the authority over someone else to commit

that crime. And so what is objectively better for the world? This idea that while it's always

going to be flawed because we're people that there is some sort of higher authority that is beyond

all human beings or this belief that you are the authority. So I don't know, that's where I go with it.

I so yeah, and I agree with all that. But the reason that I bring it all up is because you said

that hey, it's it's dumb to tell someone they're stupid for believing in God, but it's not dumb to

tell someone they're stupid for not or like the original thing that I said or in the comments,

and that you said you disagree with it. But if you can be if you can be more contributing as an

atheist or you can be more contributing as a Christian or whatever, I would think that it's dumb

to tell someone they're stupid for believing in either not just one way. Right. I've never

gone on my way to tell someone an atheist is stupid, but I would go out of my way to and that's

what I meant about hey, this while I think it's a general rule. I don't think it's absolute. So like

I would never go out of my way. For example, if you are I don't think let me just throw this out real

quick. I don't think it's dumb to say I'd rather have Christians running the planet than Muslims.

Right. I think that's what I think that's objectively. And I think that's the point. If I have

the excuse to have on or Bryce and we're atheists, I wouldn't go out of my way to tell you guys

you're stupid because you you aren't. You're not stupid for believing that you you think deeply of

things. I will go out of my way to call Pat Lang's stupid because I think he's a fat retard and I

don't think he thinks deeply of things. So that's the that's the new one. Yeah, I think that is

take to say you know you know that that's not even like a thing or believe right, right. I don't

have to think I know he's stupid. So that's the point. But I get what you're saying too.

Wow, this was good. That was it. We should have Bryce and on these shows.

Bryce, and do you have any hemorrhoids?

No, I've never had a hemorrhoid before but I am kind of scared like singing out with Taylor a lot

like I feel like it might be contagious. I'm going to get more than you. I'm too young to have one.

Just be careful.

God. Is that in the Bible when I give when I give Bryce and the hemorrhoid tonight?

Sorry, sorry. I'm going to offend people. I beg for everything.

All right, thank you, Bryson.

Yep, you guys.

All right, that was fun. Back to my

the liberal liberal psychology.

You and Bryson make me think far deeper on things than anyone else.

Oh, good. I like it. You make me think deeper about things too. You speak very logically.

I like it.

Learn leftism is a pervasive sense of inferiority.

Low self-esteem, powerlessness, guilt, self-hatred, depressive tendency.

And like I was saying that, Jesus Christ.

God, do this.

Hello.

Hey.

Can't hear anything.

Hey, are you there?

Yeah, I'm here.

Oh, God. Okay, just play this.

These aren't always acknowledged. In fact, they're often repressed,

but they decisively shape leftist behavior.

The hypersensitivity to language, for example, stems not from objective harm,

but from an internal fragility.

Words like oriental handicap or broad once carried no negative connotation.

It was the activists themselves who branded them as offenses.

And ironically, those who are most offended by such words are often privileged academics

or upper middle class whites.

Not the minorities they claim to defend.

Many leftists identify with groups perceived as weak or inferior,

not out of compassion, because they unconsciously project their own sense of weakness

onto these groups.

That's what the white liberal woman does to blacks.

They're too stupid to get their driver's license,

like the governor of New York said they don't even know what computers are.

They hate strength, success, and rationality.

That's the difference between the two political parties.

The Democrats hate strength and success and rationality.

They cannot stand strength.

They see strong people as abusing weak people,

instead of seeing strong people as great role models

and the kind of people that we want to emulate.

Which is why they direct so much venom

at America, Western civilization, white men, and science itself.

The hatred is not consistent.

The same flaws they denounce in the West

are excused or ignored in socialist regimes.

That's why they're okay with Iran

fucking clit-a-mectomizing women and throwing

faggots from fucking rooftops.

Clit-a-mectomizing, is that what it's called?

I don't know, he's made it up.

Or try to hold her.

You did not just make that up.

They would not allow that in the US,

and yet it's free Palestine all day.

What would it take for the left to be against someone

to close down all the Pesto pizza places?

I mean, like, like, like, like, like, how, like, like, like, like,

The real issue is envy and resentment.

Words like self-reliance, personal responsibility,

and merit are foreign to the leftist mindset.

Their hostility to competition and preference for collectivism

reveals their internal defeatism.

They demand that society solve everyone's problems

because they cannot conceive of solving their own.

Bingo, bingo.

Let's put a law in the ban social media for kids

because I don't have the balls to take my phone for my kid.

The leftist rejects objective truth

because truth creates hierarchy.

Some ideas.

That's a crazy statement.

They reject truth because truth creates hierarchy.

Wow, that is, I do.

That's a crazy line, right?

Yes, and it does.

It creates right people who are right and people who are wrong.

They hate hierarchy.

Wow.

Truth creates hierarchy.

I have to pee.

What's your problem with hierarchy?

High hierarchy?

What's your like?

How would you have a problem with that?

Succeed others fail.

But to the leftist, that distinction is...

I'm so happy fucking Elon is rich.

I want a guy who fucking has ambitions to fucking go to Mars

and invent new shit and create airbags

and cigarette lighters and shit like that.

I'm totally okay with him having more power than me.

How the fuck?

Seed others fail.

And what's crazy is the difference between a liberal

and a Republican is a Republican wants to give everyone

that opportunity to get to the top of the mountain

and the Democrats are focused on making sure no one gets to the top.

But to the leftist, that distinction is unbearable.

And so they attack truth, merit, and individualism

not to uplift the oppressed

but to soothe their own psychic wounds.

If no problems existed, they must invent them

because victimhood is their identity.

And that's the definition of racism.

Years ago, I've been trying to share this and here it is.

Here it is.

This did, they must invent them because victimhood is their identity.

They invented it.

They invented it.

God, that guy nailed it.

That guy nailed it.

Inventing, inventing, inventing things that allow you to be the victim.

Imagine while Elon's inventing rockets that take you to space,

liberals are inventing new words that should offend people.

Elon's the man.

Elon has no power.

You're crazy.

He just says money.

Hey, dude, you're crazy.

That's all, that's money is just fucking human energy.

Except for human energy, yeah, which is power, yeah.

I was going to pull up Taylor.

How many times would you say you've shown someone

your butthole in life, just a close number?

If I've shown someone my butthole,

let's go twice a month, so 24 times a year, times 30.

So 650 times, is that shake out?

Sorry, hold on.

Did I make my self just so retarded?

Your butt or your butthole?

720.

Butthole is definitely lower by a lot, but I've probably

moved someone twice a month for my whole life, I think.

I've seen less than a dozen buttholes in my life.

Maybe less than half dozen.

Seen, yeah, I've seen, I've seen less than a dozen too.

I've probably seen like seven or maybe more than that, maybe more than

less than a dozen you've seen.

Really?

Are you including women you've slept with?

Yeah, I don't look at anyone's butthole.

I've never, hey, I can only think of one or two buttholes

that I've looked at intentionally.

I don't think I've ever seen a female butthole even.

And I've only looked at them like if they need exam,

I've never looked at them like, you know what I mean?

Like, hey, do I have something on my butthole?

I've seen, I've seen, I've seen, I've seen, I've seen, but I kind of want to see yours.

I've seen, you can see my mind, mine's like blocked by something that looks like a living animal

that's dead in there.

There's so much air coming out of you.

You've never seen one.

Yours is like that goose bumps fucking alive plant, fucking monster.

I've seen, I've seen one of my old friend, I've seen jakes for sure, my friend Jake,

I've seen an old friend PJs.

Oh, it hurts to cough.

Does yours hurt?

My hemorrhoids hurt when I cough.

No, no.

Yeah, I always hate one for it.

That's some lost revenue right there, wow.

I definitely have seen less than 12 buttholes.

But I've, but like three of them I've seen so many times.

You know what I mean?

Yeah, Pat does have a good point.

You saw more buttholes than that on porn hub last night.

That is true.

I probably, yeah, I'm talking about in person.

So weird.

But yeah, but like I've moved someone, I guess that's an important distinction.

The dildos say but hole or but

just your butt.

Okay.

So probably 200 times, probably not even that.

Probably one eighth of the, in eighth of the times I've shown my ass.

I've probably shown butthole too.

The lune not is funny.

But lune not, I gotta go pick up some material from

for construction.

Oh, what is this?

What do you think this guy did?

What do you think his guy's crime is?

You're big on the eye test.

What do you think his, he did?

Oh, Calvin Klein.

Oh, he looks like he beat the shit out of somebody, I think.

Like he fucking beat someone up who really didn't deserve it

and beat the fucking brakes off of him.

He looks evil.

His eyes look evil.

Jeremiah, did you rape a 94 year old woman?

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Suspect is a Jeremiah Taylor.

Divert is 114.

It's so bad dude.

It's worse.

It's worse than you could ever imagine.

He was just arrested for raping a 94-year-old woman.

He's only 22 years old.

That's great.

He could even be able to stay hard to do that.

I know this is like a really dark and disgusting place to go.

But you have to have something so wrong with your fucking brain

that you could fucking

that you would want to go so far as to force yourself

on a 94-year-old.

Like that's the sexual aggression you feel.

Like that's very something wrong.

He's 22 years old.

Yeah, let me tell you what he did last year.

Let me tell you what he did last year.

Records showed his name's Taylor.

Sorry, it was arrested twice in May of 2024.

Emburgery charges involving vacant apartment.

He was charged with two counts of unauthorized entry

of an inhabited dwelling.

He pleaded guilty in August 2024

to one count of unauthorized entry of an inhabitant dwelling.

And was sentenced to time.

He had already served in jail.

He was also charged with rape in 2024.

Oh my god.

That happened five or six days after his guilty plea in the burglar.

No.

So he pleaded guilty to robbing those places.

Didn't go to jail.

Five or six days later was arrested for rape.

The woman said she raped him twice.

Or he raped her twice.

She fled her home naked to escape her attacker running to a neighbor's home

and arrest warrant out outline.

She said her attacker had put a pillow over her face,

pinned her down to the couch and assaulted her on August 26th.

Geez.

Hey, when he was released from jail for that,

just this is just a year ago, the day he was released from jail,

he was arrested for being back at that girl's house,

even though there was a restraining order against him.

And then now your later he's being charged with rape in a 94-year-old woman.

That's fucking disgusting.

That's the people people people people aren't being held in jail.

What do you think about the LA what's going on with the LA marathon?

Well, I don't even know what's going on with it.

You don't have to finish it this year to get a finisher's medal.

Why?

Because it could be in the in the morning, it's going to be 50 degrees and in the afternoon,

they're concerned it's going to be too warm. It could be in the 70s.

LA marathon will award finisher medals for runners who complete 18 miles.

Participants in the 2026 Los Angeles marathon have the option to only run 18 miles and

still receive a finisher medal, race officials announced. Organizers are projecting a warm

Sunday across the point-to-point course from Dodger Stadium to Century City with

temperatures starting in the mid 50s around 7 a.m. start climbing into the mid to upper 70s by midday

with a high in the low 80s. In response, the McCourt Foundation, which organizes the race,

say runners will have an additional choice on race day. Marathoners who are having a tough day

can turn at mile 18 head to the finish line early and still get a finisher's medal.

Geez, this is fucking crazy, right?

Insane. Participation trophies. That's our world.

Like really? Hey, you just don't get a medal that year.

Hey, that's the dad. That's the daddy state again. Don't trust people.

Don't trust people to make that judgment on their own.

Taylor's cheat guy from yesterday will go to that for sure. Yeah, 100 percent.

It might be almost 80 degrees. It's not going to get 80 degrees either.

What a joke. And say he did 26.2, of course.

All right. Great show. Yeah, I love the show.

Order preparation, age on it.

Extra strength, right? Yeah. Extra strength.

I got a new iPhone coming in the mail.

Oh, you did. Oh, you really? Oh, I thought you were joking. You really did get one.

I didn't have to buy one outright. I like basically just updated the one that I have.

So I sent my old one in and traded in. I think there's a new one coming out,

which is great. I mean, that's fine. I don't care. What iPhone do you have? Do you have the 16?

No, I have a 15 pro. That's why I think an upgrade to a 17 pro is worthwhile.

I've had it for two years. I haven't cracked the screen. It's a little slow. The battery dies

a bit quicker. You know, what number do you have? 15 pro.

Yeah, you're you're a content creator. You need the best iPhone.

Of this guy's coming on the show tomorrow morning.

Covid stuff. I have insane invoice in my hand. Look at this.

$19,350 euro and $108,000 euro that I should pay for the League of Peace

of the government of Finland and Fatsera at restaurant runs.

In 2021, I was going to have just the breakfast, croissant and coffee, but I had no Covid pass.

And I didn't get the service. And this court case has been going on ever since.

Now, the Supreme Court ruled in November that it was all all right, but the government was doing it.

The irony is accepted in this land. Look at this.

Signature is invalid or a comfort, such as the Supreme Court.

Fatsera and the government promised me last year that they will

wait on the ruling of the Supreme Court before they hand these invoices to the enforcement.

Now, I have reminded them of their comments that if they want to keep their work,

they should advise the enforcement to wait on the areas valid, signature,

either handwritten or new electronical ones with no give error.

So tomorrow, we'll hear this guy's story in detail.

He's got like fucking $300,000 in fines almost because he went to a coffee shop in order to

coffee and croissant. It'll be interesting to see how it brought him to that point.

Fox Finland. What a f**king mess.

All right. Thank you, everyone. Taylor. Thank you.

Seven. Seven. Give me a shout on the hemorrhoids. I can help you out, buddy. Okay. Thank you.

I'm hoping they just f**king the swelling goes away.

Right in the assault bike might be a son of a bitch with those.

Yeah, I wouldn't. I would. I would jog or walk.

I hope he brings a little more energy. Oh, that guy. That guy.

All right, Taylor. Thank you. See you guys later. Also, tomorrow, tomorrow's Monday,

leader board closes tomorrow. Yeah, let's do a show. Yeah, we'll be doing this.

Oh, 10 a.m. 10 a.m. Eastern Bryson. I'll redo.

Oh, shit. Okay. So you'll be live at the same time I am.

Oh, oh, f**k with that guy. That's fine. It is what it is. I don't mind.

Okay. We'll think about it. Maybe I don't know if I want to do it live with you.

Not on. So. Okay. If you do it, if you wait like 90 minutes, I can do it with you.

All right. I'll talk to Bryson. Okay. Bye. All right. Everyone. See you guys later.

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