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1:00I built you back up as a funny guy. That was me. That was me. That was me, Prada. Hey, Emily. I made you. I built you from the. Play. You want to have us, buddy? We made it on your original podcast. Fucking. And yeah. Don't do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Yeah. Yeah. Oh Ladies and a gentlemen. Welcome to another episode of the Viran podcast. It's Monday morning The birds are chirping in the American working class is just getting started. day and get you through your week, maybe your month or your year, this is a hard pivot to a radio show. Hey, it's Fear and Groot in the morning, everybody. I hope you're having

2:02a nice commute. It's busy out there. Woo! It's heatwave. Sweeping six degrees in sunny in California. That's right. Wait, I have good sunny news. What's that? Wow. I brought your Christmas presents. Oh, thank you. No, that's wonderful. Wow. I love to celebrate the holidays in March. I brought them. I thought about just saving them till next year, but honestly, that's what I do sometimes. Give us a little Christmas music. Okay. Christmas. All right. Oh, it's got the Christmas packaging everywhere. Everybody's waiting for the man with the bag. Because Christmas is here again. I have never heard. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Wait, hold on. What? I've never heard that Christmas song in my life. Everybody's waiting for the man with the bag. Christmas is here again. But you can't be. You can't be. You can't be. The man with the bag. I know that. Are you sure this was about cocaine? That goes to his son. Oh, oh, my gosh.

3:04And then this went to Will. oh, wait a minute. Is that Jesus Christ? Yeah, I know, it's Kenia Garden. This is Barefoot Contessa. Yeah, where did you find this at the store? Oh my god. And And then I got that for Austin. Oh my God. Oh my God. There's penises in this book. And I'm saying, wait, there's some nice penises in this book. And then March's additional gift was just a basketball. Oh my God. Because I thought you deserved it. Wow, they'll get some big old penises. God. And then even if you didn't get to choose a chocolate ball, I'm just going to thank you. Oh, thank you. Don't tell them, you can keep them. Yeah, they didn't notice it. These are some balls. No fucking idea. That's a lot of penises. Some of them are like scary. I'm like, wait, you can't just say that. Don't get out with the long hair. Hey, do me a favor. Oh, you know what it kind of does look like? Do me a favor. Oh my God. Show it to the camera. Show the camera. Show the camera. That one's for Gabe. Gabe. Move around a little bit to make his job part of that, bud.

4:08Throw a borrow on this. Throw out the episode. I'm just going to be like, see if you don't miss it. All right, let's see what we got. Well, can we all open it up at the same time? Oh, at the same time. Oh, my vibrates. What? Oh, shut the fuck up. Is this Gucci? Oh my God. Cutie Cinderella. Cutie Cinderella. I know. I'm so nice. Cutie. What is it? Cutie, what the fuck? Oh, mine's a dragon. What you guys get? Basketball. Oh. So I got you all matching bracelets, but then I added charms that I thought represented. Oh, my God, I don't even know. It's a plane. Oh, it's a plane. Oh, my God. I'm glad she didn't give that one to Hassan. Oh, my God, I'm never gonna play that. Oh, my God, could you buckle it for me? Yeah, you want the lead to the tag off? I need it. Yeah, of course. Oh, you want the tag off, so awesome. Cutie, this is honestly. I thought it'd be cute, because now you all match, but then you also have your,

5:08but if you want me to take off the charm, I could take up everything. I know, I'm never taking it off. Because I didn't know if you'd want, if the charms would be annoying or not. Actually, let's do left arm. For audio listeners. And then I got, Hassan, I got you a bigger one, because I didn't know if your wrists would be too big. Oh, my God, look. That's what she said. No, I didn't say. But I just thought you had bigger wrists. I got nervous. I will say this, for those that are listening via audio, cutie got us three matching now. You're actually perfect. That's four. Four matching. I work here too. And then I put a little charm on them. Beauty, you don't have their own charm. You've truly done yourself. So Austin has a plane, we'll have a dragon. Marsh has a skull. And then Hassan has a basketball, which I was the, maybe did I get it too big? No, that was cool. Cutie, look at this. And also, if you don't like the basketball, I can switch yours out. I just want to share my Gucci chain here.

6:08And it kind of matches the other Gucci, have on. Well, you want me to put on. I was deciding between doing Hassan's either. And I got another Gucci chain to it. Okay, he's bragging. I was deciding to do a train or a basketball, but I went with the basketball. So then people want to make fun of you. And then I also thought of adding more charms to him. But then I was like, maybe I'm doing too much. And then I left it. Well, I'll tell you what, cutie, Cinderella. Are they too big? No, they are not. They're just big enough. I'll grow into it. You can always, we can shorten it pretty easy, I think. I'm telling you, once I put on that holiday 15, that wrist is going to shrink. I might have just assumed all of your wrists were way bigger than them. No, cutie, I love them. No, Mike is perfect. Cutie, cutie. What if I get stung by a bee or something like that? And then it still fits perfectly, you know? I think they're a little big. My bad. No, cutie. Are you kidding me? Are you kidding me, cutie? I would never have this in the way. Anyway, Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas, Tom. Merry Christmas. Happy New Year. Happy New Year. Happy New Year. Happy New Year. Okay. Now we're going back to March.

7:09I am. I'm talking about the month. That's right. All right. Well, what a way to start that. Thank you. That was so sweet of you. Real prize in July moment. I love that. Because I just thought something I was expecting. Oh, surprise, man. Yeah, surprise. Yeah, it was a good surprise. It was a really good surprise. It was a really good surprise. You know, yeah, I woke up today. I had no idea I'd wake up. We go to bed with a Gucci necklace. Or a Gucci bracelet. Yeah. On my red too. Wow. I know. But I take them off for another one. Yeah. That it will match with. I do. You think it's too much to have to be a Gucci necklace. Oh, I thought I was being a little flashy. Guys, anything exciting going on in here? Oh, my God. Are you kidding me? I am so excited to be here with all of you. Yeah. Every week is exciting, right? When I'm here at the Fioran pie cat. I put 400 bucks on Timothy Shalame. Oh, you bet it. Yeah. Oh, I'm powered by Oscar. Robin Hood. Wow. Wait, you can bet on Robin Hood. Yeah, that's not good. I just. I also lost a bunch of money on the Grammys. I didn't get one prediction right. Yeah. Hold on. Let me be clear. I know advertising gambling to children is probably not great. I think more children should gamble.

8:09Oh, really? Yeah. Okay. I think they should learn any young age to lose. I think that that would be great. And if they learn to lose, then they'll never bet again. That's right. Or play with guns. Because that's what I do. I always lose. I go in to Vegas and I always do. That's why I will make my children drunk drive early on. So they get better. Get it out of them. Yeah. I mean, objectively speaking, there probably are more skilled drunk drivers. That's right. Yeah. But you should drink sober. Like they probably can't drive anyway. So you might as well like learn drunk. Right. If you start them on dope young enough, then by the time they're old, they'll have to be using their toes to inject, and then they'll run out eventually. Well, I really make like a flinstones called fence stones. Yeah. They'll run out of viable veins by the time they're old, and then they'll be successful. They're all thrilled. We're thrilled anyway. We're thrilled anyway. So gambling for children not great, but can we gamble? Well, I was thinking, Kiti, two more words is so emotionally taxing on you. Just give me the results next year. And let me put down a fucking bag on every category. every category. You know, I'll bring in. How does this alleviate her tension?

9:10Nothing, but I'll just make him rich. I'll buy some money. Instead of trading, though. Yeah. But then I could be like Martha Stewart. Will you just flee? So here's a deal. What amount of money would you be okay with just fleeing your life to never come back? It's okay. Donald Trump Jr.'s in charge of the regulatory agency. So you can just cheat. Would you do insider trading? Would you guys be down to flee? Yeah. I know. I'd flee. Your voice went up a lot. That was a higher register. Yeah. I mean, I'd flee. I'd flee. But I'd want enough money to like buy all my family a house. So it'd be like a lot. And I'd want them to nice houses. I'd have enough money to bring everybody that I wanted with me. I think I'd want like a hundred million. Where would you flee to? Probably London. I think they have an extradition clause. Yeah, fuck it. Okay. I'll see you're going to gamble again. Moscow. I don't know wherever the fuck I can go. Where can I go? Where can I go? Oh. One of the few places. Is it an extradition clause? No. No, they don't. That's very strange. You think that we do so much for them. You think that maybe perhaps they'd have that.

10:10Right. No. Why would that be? We're all so pumped. I don't know. Okay. Well, I guess I could tell you. Yeah. I mean, what is BDS? Oh, is BDS? Fuck. All right. Is it going to Israel? I wouldn't kiss the wall or anything. No, just in general. I would just live there. A man and an ex. I mean, what am I going to do? I'm escaping. Where the fuck can I go? There's only so many places. Oh, China. I forgot. I forgot. Wait. I don't know. I had to escape. Yeah, your food. That's the whole point. Yeah, but I'm just fleeing from being perceived. No. No, no, no, no, no. You're avoiding us. Oh. Yeah. Well, I don't know if I wanted to. Yeah, you got Moscow, Pyongyang. Well, think about it. If we put a million dollars on every category, how many categories do you have last year? 34. Depending on the odds, some of the long shots win. Dude. We could probably clear over a hundred million dollars. I. But what would there be so much money being paid? There was a lot of money being paid last year. Easy amount. If you were in there, you would be paid. Yes, it was bad.

11:10You'd take long jobs? Yes. This is like, I haven't said this anywhere. But like, I'll say it doesn't matter. We sent them a cease and dissonance and they were like, hmm, doesn't matter. That's what I'm saying. Yeah, because Donald Trump's union is everywhere. I told them I was like, you know how many people see like the insider trading issues in this situation is so crazy. Like so many people know their results beforehand. Yeah, yeah. production team of like a hundred there, like what do you guys think in and they're like, oh, if you want to let us know if anyone's insider trading, you can give us names and we can make sure that they're held accountable. I was like, kill yourselves. That's crazy. No, they will not do it anyway because like every other week there's like, like there was a massive insider trading scandal about like when the shirt of Hormuz will close, when like the Ayatollah that was assassinated by the American government and this really government. There's always just like one random account that makes a massive bet and wins a million dollars. Really? Yeah, it's just because in this administration, especially out in this administration, there's just guys that are in the room that are like, what'd you say, we're killing them

12:14right now. Okay. Like and then they just immediately go, I'm going where South America. Okay. I mean, you're surviving down there tough to avoid law enforcement, but you know, you can change your identity a little bit. Well, I'm getting in with the cartel. Oh, okay. That's directly CIA. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So you're just going to be a bag man for the American government. Pretty much. Okay. And that's a cool rags, the richest story. I guess rich. I mean, more riches. I don't know. Well, I'm not going to Tel Aviv anymore. I'm going to Shanghai. Oh. Yeah. I'm going to work at the Ritz Carlton. Oh. I don't know why I need to with a hundred million dollars, but I don't know. I'm just going to. I love the game. To just work. For the hobby. Yeah. You're going to switch sides. You're going to work with the enemy. And I don't mean China. I mean, like, you're going to be on the other side of customer service. Oh. Oh. Let me clear. The people that I negotiate, you're going to be the manager telling people to fuck off. I've got a good relationship with everybody I negotiate with unless it's a healthcare

13:19situation, which by the way, I'm in a current dispute. We know. Yeah. No, I owe a couple grand to this healthcare place. And I messaged them and I was like, no, I'm not doing it first of all. What? Insane. Well, here's the deal. This is what I think is the PSA. It would be a documentary made about your life. Like the man who conned private health. You know what? You know what I figured out? I was thinking about I was like, how can I justify this terror that I'm inflicting on the multi-billion dollar healthcare industry? Yeah. You know what I said? Well, I can't help but notice how health your gut is. Oh, it is quite healthy. Oh, yes. Yes. That's right. Because I've been drinking A.G.1. What the hell is that? A.G.1 is a daily health drink clinically shown to support gut health and fill in common nutrient gaps with 75 plus ingredients, including five clinically studied probiotics strains. A.G.1 replaces the need for a multivitamin probiotics and even sunshine.

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15:24they set up a special task force for Austin because he's done it so much. He's run up a tab to the tune of like a million dollars. No, it hasn't been that much. I have insurance insurance pay some but basically I've talked about this before but the no surprise billing act. It's still in actually Donald Trump sided into into effect. But it's basically it's basically it's basically an act that protects consumers against you know insurance companies when you go out of network. Yeah. It's from being a balanced build and I noticed that I was in an in network facility and they were not they were balanced billing me and so I said I just want to know how you interpret this federal law and so I'm going to dispute with them. Oh, yeah. That's it. You're you're a hero. Thank you. You're a civil rights icon. Well, I think that if we all we all get together and we find out against the big multi-billion dollar fact, then we can win. No, I this is going to really pick up steam. Well, if

16:25we all do it, I'm telling you, if you if we're all a pain in the ass. Next time I see Bernie, I'm going to be like, drop this Medicare for all shit, dude. No, no, no. Have you considered if you consider just stealing doing, you know, a small claims court related incidents considered theft. Well, no, I believe in Medicare for all, but in the meantime, it's time to do what the OE, whatever the fuck they did in World War II, the OES, OEM, the OSS. Yeah. Anyway, like the CIA exactly. Exactly. That we I thought we established they were we've gone over this. They were they were explaining how to fire bomb, you know, buildings. Yeah, we're not going to get into that again. We're going in circles. This is our sabotaging dog day again on the fear of positive sabotaging, you know, industrial output. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I got you. Not annoying customer service. I'm sorry, cutie, Cinderella. Are you dissociating? No, I'm locked in. I'm learning. I'm learning the multi-billion dollar health care industry. I'm learning about the OSS. But yeah, I got

17:29nervous when they said that they were going to bomb California. That was soldier faith. It popped up on my citizen app. And I was like, not cool. Popped up on your citizen. Yeah, I was like, that's not cool. They were like ducking cover. And I was like, what? How's that going to help me? Well, I was a little nervous to do ducking cover. Yeah, popped up. That's crazy. I was a little nervous. What would that do if I got bombed? Yeah, you're not getting bombed by Iran. I would prefer if for the record, if I were to get bombed, I would prefer not being ducking and covering. What do you rather take it? You get found ducked and covered. The people in Palm Page is ducked and covered and then you find that. You know, you know the one guy who got caught. There's one guy jerking off in Palm Page. And he got frozen like that forever. Yeah, that sucks. No, that's awesome. No, that sucks. No, he's like, no, he's a legend, dude. I guess we want to be talking about the thousands that died in like normal positions. And we still think about. Okay, so next time I get the duck and cover morning, I'm going to shove something up. I've a giant

18:31of crazy like that. I'm going to crazy stuff show something up there. Oh my God. Yeah, honestly, the best part of that. Did they just leave him like that? Well, what do you mean? Well, he's he's ashes. He's not. He's not real. Well, I know, but like, well, I know, but they did they they could have at least moved him to him. No, everybody died for miles. Is he still there? Yeah. Well, it's like a museum now. Oh, great. Yeah, they put him in a museum. Well, like the whole town is like the whole town is covered up. So don't you think that's I mean, I feel like he would want to be immortalized. No, not me. What is it? It is really funny to think of you panic shoving something in your vagina. And then you don't get bombed. Oh, that would not be ideal. Just eggplant. I was thinking no, yeah, it had to be something. Oh, blank. It doesn't even ditch it. It doesn't go in handle. I'm crying, man. Yeah, because then they find you later. And it's just like, what was

19:32she? What was she doing? You think? Yeah. Damn, I would I feel like your lies cutie Cinderella braved to the last moment. Women always talk about how they would peace standing up with Dix. I would love to. I know. One thing we never talk about. I would store things in my pussy. If I was a lady, it's a little uncomfortable. Yeah, even tampons are a little uncomfortable. Yeah, right. But I feel like I feel like you could just do your butthole. Just put stuff up. I already have a butthole. I don't put stuff up there. She's got a point. Yeah, put your fucking money on it. Then there's all there's a douche. Oh, damn, he said you got a poopy butthole. Yeah, you got your vagina also has goo in it. Yeah, but it's a little goo. It's like, I don't what do you mean? Don't make that face. It's just gooey. What are you gonna what are you gonna bust out of there? Wait, wait, wait, what I'm what is it? What's it? I don't know. It's mute. It's very similar to what's in it. It's like a lugey.

20:33What? You've seen a pussy. Yeah, I've seen one. But he hasn't. He's like in federal interrogation. He's like, what? He doesn't remember the good. I mean, it felt like a little wet, but I thought it didn't know. I thought it was water. You're joking. I couldn't even do the back. Shut the plug up. He's trying to win gay cred. He's trying to win gay cred back. I mean, like, what's the song homosexuality? Yeah, you can't put. Yeah, you can't put it back in the tube, brother. You already, you're already fucked. Yeah. Speaking of Austin being gay, we're watching the Oscars earlier. I've never seen him queen out this hard. This man is so excited apparently for a devil worse product. Who's not excited? I saw it in theaters. You know, you want you already saw it? Yeah. The first one. Oh, but that was before I know I was I was in 2006. I went with my aunt and my mom think like you're gay. I don't know. I don't know. My mom just thought I was not

21:33interested in girls at the time. Right. And why is devil worse? Wait, wait. So important to me. Devil was part of this not a gay movie. Oh, it's a fantastic film. Wait, why? So gay movies gave me fantastic. Well, that's someone I am. I just figure out he's gay. No, I just been like liking that movie doesn't hide it. You're no, what? It's a fantastic film. Mars you. It's a really good film. You willingly share that information. Yeah, because I love that movie. It's a little gay. I mean, look, it's it's let me tell you why I love that movie. Right. Fashion. I love the fashion in it. I love I love the I love Miranda Priestly in the continuous of Miranda Priestly. Right. And Stanley Tucci wake up six. Yeah. Flowers in spring. Ground breaking. Right. I had a coworker like that. Yeah, it's somebody. Back in my design days, he was incredible. He actually texted me the other day. You really love devils were worse. I love dev wars. Yeah, dude, he was I can quote the movie. He was freaking out when Anna went to her and Anne Hathaway came out. Great moment from the Oscars. Wow.

22:37They they did it. It was a subtle promo for devil wars. Proud of a pro only. There was literally an ad right after. Hold on, but it was very sad of the trade. It was very. Hold on, hold on, let me let me let me paint the picture for those of you. Stanley for those of you who subtly ran a five-minute trip. For those of you who weren't at the Oscars, okay? We weren't there either. Don't like. And now suddenly an ad for Zockdown. No, no, no, no. Oh, yeah. I love to talk about cash. This is my second favorite time ever, honestly. Oh, yeah. He tell you why I love cash. Tell me. I love the cash app card. Oh, because I can take a photo of anything. Anything? One of the coolest things about cash app is that you can design your own debit card. You can pick from a bunch of different colors and patterns at your favorite stamps, doodles, or even you and your friends inside jokes to make it totally unique to you. I got an insight. You also get exclusive savings on stuff you're already buying,

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24:41So Anna went tour and and and and halfway. They walk out. You can kind of hear if you're paying attention. You can hear the band in the background playing a book. So this was like a string. That's the devil's product. There's a string. Yes, but they're coming out. Anna went tour. And halfway, right? And then they just do a thing and it's subtle in the beginning. He's not subtle in the beginning. Anna was for costume. Anna went tour is. They were presenting costume. So Miranda precies inspired by Anna went or anyway. So you think nothing of it, right? They're just doing two ladies until until I think for everyone thought that and I'm always on your side. Okay. But the minute I saw them together, I think I would put two and two together. Well, but that's to the that's to the train die. You've got a very trained. You're right. I do. I do have a train. So they come out.

25:43They say that about me. They come out. Okay. They come out. Train die. So the first award. You're the first award. It's great. Nobody's thinking anything. I mean, think of the devil's product. Yeah. We're like, why is Anna and I went to our the Oscar stage for the first time literally ever? Yeah. How confusing. So this is this is the kicker. Uh-huh. You're not thinking about it until she goes. Anna, do you want to read the next award? And Anna turns to and how the way it goes. Yes, Emily. Get it. Get it. Get it. It's her character's name. Yes. From well, it's what she wouldn't call her in the first movie when she was referring to who she actually she or other assistant. Anyway, her name was Emily. Brilliant advertisement. And you didn't even know it was happening until the ad played right. I was so confused. Yeah. I was like, what is going on? Why did she say Emily? Her name is not Emily. He didn't. He didn't know shit about it.

26:46There are a few women that can be unapologetically a cunt that I will always forgive. Yeah. Okay. Anna went towards one of them. Yeah. Yeah. I don't care. I do not care what you say about her. I don't care. She's a diva and I love her. It's amazing. Mariah Care. Same with Martha Stewart. Oh Martha Stewart. Love that. People will say she's a bitch. I'm like, I don't fucking care. I don't sound crazy. Who's Anna would tour? Are you fucking kidding me? I have no idea who this is. Anna went tour on the ummm. Awesome. Who's Anna went tour? Do you know? No, no, don't look it up. Wait, actually, who's Anna went tour? Yeah, actually. Awesome. Who's Anna went tour? Are you kidding me? Go ahead. Editor in chief. Okay. You vote. Did you go? He didn't finish the Google. No. He did not. You didn't talk like you didn't know for a second. I was very concerned. I was a little worried. Oh, she's an icon. She's an icon. She's inspired her. Her her existence is inspired the Devil Wars product. Oh, and all the girls. So she's a horrible master. Yeah, monster person. Yeah, you know, you know, one of my favorite lines is she's awesome. You know, any favorite lines is I use it on Christian

27:48sometimes. What when he gets pissed at me? Sure. Look at him and I go. Million girls would kill for this job. That's actually really easy to say your partner. You know, this is why I said this was the key. I forgot to tell you this because I didn't think of it until now, so I didn't really forget. Sure. I was with some some people this weekend and a few people they know I do a podcast because of they watch Hassan and they're like, oh yeah, you do the podcast with Hassan. And then they were like, oh, and the funny hot one. And I go the funny hot one. Oh, and they're like, yeah, the gay one. Oh, and you were the funny hot one. I know the funny hot one. You were the funny hot one. Oh, my god, were they. No, no, no, no, no, no, they they talked about will later. But they were they said the funny hot one. I said, I said, who? And then they said the gay one. Oh, wow.

28:49And then they were talking about you. I needed that. Yeah, I thought you did. This is a structure. No, yeah, I got blocked on Grindr. Oh, wait, totally. Yeah. Somebody just sent a photo of myself and they're like, block and I was like, oh, fuck you. Wait, the whole app. No, from a guy. Oh, yeah, I needed that. I needed that boost. We all got blocked on Grindr. You know, it seemed it seemed great. Not different strokes. So that's exciting. What do they say about me? That they they don't really follow you, but they like they like your vibes. I mean, that tracks for a lot of our fucking audience. They don't follow me either. They do have a partner, but they're both cute. They're both cute. Yeah, I know. Okay. They're cute. Don't worry. No, it's fine. There's a lot of cute people in the world. I won out last night with Will really. Yeah, it's a big deal. Uh-huh. One of our buddies from college or one of my buddies from college that that will became really good friends with as well when, um, you know, we lean towards the microphone when he puts the ear supposed to. I know we, uh, when we both moved out here, uh, it was his birthday. Yep. Uh, so, you know,

29:53I never really go out. He invited me to his new place. He had like a bachi. The dude was throwing zucchinis at people's mouths from afar. It was crazy. I kind of understand where you're coming from now. Like this guy was just going, uh, and then, you know, from where he, where I'm at to march his mouth. What do you mean? Where Austin's coming from? What do you think? Cause I like second dick? This is what you mean? Is that what you mean? No, I've never heard about. No, he loves. I do like that. I thought you were talking about me getting my second dick. Oh, like catching it in his mouth. No, he's talking about the time you said that you loved the bachi. You said that. Yeah. Yeah. Yes. When did you say that? I feel like I know him. He would never say that. I mean, he likes the bachi, but he likes it internally. I do love him. But like, if someone's like, let's go to her bachi, he's like, yeah, I like her bachi. But like, no one's ever said that. I don't think you've ever said it. I don't think so. You're there. Somebody needs to pull it. I don't have it. But he has specifically said

30:57Benihana. Yeah. Yeah. He's like a temp and he ought to tell her that I was drunk and you literally wanted to like take his license away. Yes. What? His license. You want to. He would never complain about someone like that. I didn't know her. Yeah. He's never complained about someone service. Anyway, I understood why you actually are a big fan of Hibachi. As we all know, I used to be clear, you don't, it's not about Felatio. No, no, it is nothing to do. It's about what you think I said. You like a bachi. Why would it not that famous? Goat is throwing zucchini into someone's mouth. Maybe you do is sucking your cock, Austin. I don't know is zucchini is very fileically. Yeah. It's like, yeah. I don't know how to be like. I don't know what you're talking about. He's like, you remember the onion bucket is like, why? Cause I'm gay, Yeah, like a butthole because it's shit like like I would never think of an onion like that's ridiculous. Yeah, I would never that's ridiculous

31:59I don't know what's a weird shit where you want your penis all chopped up. That's a weird What we are not the ones who made this question All right, I get it. I get it. All right. You're talking about a Hibachi. Thank you for clarifying. Yes. I would have bought you for prom But I Inside took my cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber Because the the the Benny Hanna guy still threw shrimp at his mouth We stabbed we stabbed chopsticks into his hands What I was with a group I was funny as hell Everything for him we stuck it on his you just want to think your life couldn't get more really I thought it was funny Like today No, I didn't but I did bring him in funny girl in high school. That's a tough. That's a tough rap What is women are so cruel?

33:00Well, you heard about my high school experience Like some of us over here have always loved Benny Hanna and we're not bandwagoners. I love that. I always loved it I love Hibachi when they cut up the fucking We've always said it anyway back to your story back your story back to your story Sorry, we did the Hibachi thing. We'll show it up. We a bunch of our old friends like, you know, they're getting they're having children now It's crazy. Yeah, some of our friends are having kids Anyway, yeah, it's it's a while. It's a crazy thing to start wrecking. Well, we are It's definitely agent it's agent appropriate what we are doing actually no more time for me Anyway, we leave. I don't want to ask you guys. I feel like this is kind of an Austin thing to do Like what ended up happening

34:00We're at the house in the hills very nice, right? And he just like kind of ends the birthday party And he's like all right guys. It's time to go to the next thing. It's the after part and he's like he should be a promoter So we're like, oh here we go like classic whatever Um, and we get in the car and we're driving to this uh to this second party to the second party at a nightclub Let me guess you all go in and then he makes you perform the whole play of Wizard of Oz That would be a very cutie thing. That's an Austin thing. No, okay. I probably made way through while we're driving They're like so whose event is this like what's the deal he goes guys? I have to tell you It's my ex-girlfriends birthday. Yeah What he made us go to his ex-girlfriends birthday party And it turns out she's like a comic and all of her friends are comedians Yeah, and it was just all like Instagram comic people and like you know young stand-up Did you see Matt right there?

35:01Should have beat his ass if you ever see Matt right him in the face Why you hate it? We don't like that. Yeah, we hate Matt right. Yeah. Oh my beef with Matt right funny. You'll ask It's about time. Yeah, I guess they're It's about time you asked me about Matt rife Matt rife dated Brooks go Phil and on the cancelled podcast Who's Brooks go Phil she was of Tana's friend Tana friend of the show And and then they're secretly dating right nobody freaking knows. I don't even know whatever Matt rife goes on no one told me Yeah, no one told me I found out on podcasts But anyway, and so no one she hasn't told anyone their secretly dating Matt rife goes on a podcast and he starts talking about Women they're like what's your type of girl like what's your aching girls? He said his aching girls is an outie vagina Meanwhile Brooks at home sitting there with her outie vagina And she knows she has an outie vagina what she supposed to do about it And he's sitting there talking about how gross like like very crassly outie vaginas are

36:02Please specifically mention her or like was his idea of an outie vagina potentially different than her Also, why do you know Fields pussy? Yeah, she said she told us that's we know too much about each other No, I haven't any I don't know what that is I can't be honest. I've never heard of a vagina referred to as an outie me neither until broke. I like that she did that they all out. No To a certain degree. I mean they're always there not really. No. Oh, I just the one like lips Lips like the middle part some people are lippy like the bun in the hot dog. Oh lippy like the hot dog sticks out of your buns Yeah, people got a packed in yeah, but either way it's fine But he's talking out outie vaginas specifically and we know he's talking about hers because they're dating at the time and he's being an asshole We don't know we know He is version of an outie vagina might have been way more out. No, it was her vagina. Okay. How do you know that she said it? I'm gonna take the safe road here and take you. He's right. She said he was being mean to her. Okay, and then um, I don't remember what happened

37:08They broke up eventually and fuck Matt rife and he's not funny and I stand on that and let's come on this podcast and you could come on I don't think I actually liked him. You just thought he was hot. No, we both thought he was out. There's a clue. There's a clip. I changed my mind a lot Yeah, and honestly it was three years ago. We've grown also. I it's crowd work clips funny I watched a special for 10 minutes had to turn it off and if you want to talk about that My wife you can come on this podcast. I'll put you to face Because he was like outie vaginas like that with women, huh? Like yeah, it was weird. Get back in the kitchen Yeah, everyone's like what is going on? It was so weird Anyway, I don't know brok and she's engaged now But Brooks go for you know, I'm 10 toes down. I'm 10 toes down We brok come on the pot. We love your vagina. Yeah, we love outie. We love outie vaginas on this Yeah, she talked it and I just want to let you know this would be actually March could you go because I'm really Now I don't know if it was brok so field pussy. No, I just don't know if it was broke that dated him now. Oh my gosh

38:09So we just talk about Brooks go feel It could have been someone else Brooks go filled mat rife Did they date? Thank god, I should check that earlier on so what you were okay, so he wasn't at your party The story is that we went there. There were a lot of there were a lot of hustle and I beheads. They're great It was it was a chaotic scene for me because I'm I was just so 30 Four years old and and so out of place But I thought this is like a very Austin thing that our that our friend was doing to bring you guys to my ex's birthday Yeah, yeah, it's like a bunch of young people that are dancing Trying to be no, yeah, it's no, it's more normal and a gay. Yeah, it's more normal in a gay Why would that be because because gay you are taking ownership over this I clocked I'm grateful I went to brunch my gay get my ex boyfriend this weekend. Yeah With my gay Yeah, we went to lady Gaga together too that I remember yeah, we sure

39:09That's less normal than like if I was at a party you were sleeping in the same hotel room no sex Well, I know that But I'm talking about your friend being like it's my birthday. Let's go to my ex's birthday now Strange right? It's weird. I agree. We thought so really were there any cool comedians there? Oh, yeah, you guys don't know any of them. You didn't know even one You don't remember one person's name you met last night. Yeah, yes, we do. I just don't want to Yeah, that's good point. Yeah, okay. Yeah, we're not we're fucking yeah, and if you were there Matt rife it's on site Yeah, yeah, Matt rife was there. He told me he hates you He was like she's got outy vibes Yeah, and I was like yeah, she does bro. You're right and we daped it up. Wow. Yeah, I'm getting his facial reconstruction guys number So yeah, I'm gonna get my bucle fat removed. Yeah, I'm gonna we're both coming back looking like handsome Squidward I do we shouldn't really do a South Korea arc where we just Handsome Squidward. I do it. I would do it for the memes. Just totally redo my face

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42:16No, that's your number one fan. I'm a shit. She's my number one face. She's trying to get me deported a lot She's trying to get my uncle deported to yeah, I'm trying to do both those things too My uncle Laura That's right Yeah, Laura Lumer Laura. Let's get him from the inside the internet as you guys know is filled with a lot of things one of those things It's happening right now is Clavicular no, no, are we circling back here? No, no, this is new meta. This is a new met we don't have to talk about this I no, no, okay, I don't even I don't even pay attention to this shit My algorithm is filled with a lot of things and I don't really care about this Is just gay shit. That's why this is clavicular on his algorithm No, first of all clavicular He's gay Wait really that's so exciting. No, we don't know that for sure you might be but Gay Twitter has started to investigate him as being a potential homosexual this entire story started when clavicular

43:22cried real tears real human tears Okay, well he cried real human tears when he was delivered a a burger. Oh, I thought you're gonna say at birth I was like oh Everyone's fucking yeah, unless they're like a dead baby. Yeah, so they slapped the baby when it comes out you to cry So they want you to make sure you're alive. Yeah, yeah, true for life. I think you long as go. Yeah, yeah So anyway, he got delivered a burger. He got delivered a burger in the burger had cheese in it And he started crying real tears and everyone's like oh Like he's so he's like uh, you know, he's got this He's got No, I think it has something to do with the stack vegetarian. Yeah, so he's got a burger Yeah, and so he cried because he's a burger of a cow She's cutie you said it burger because it had cheese in it. Yeah, but it could have just been in cow burger And she said that's double sad. I was like doesn't tolerant. I think we're all on drugs. You're fucking idiots

44:25He has no it's it interferes with his stack or something anyway, he starts crying and everyone's like One one viral tweet said he's got that sadness that you only see in an Eastern European gay porno That's what it was off to the races Have you ever watched Eastern European gay porno? Yes, check on her Check on her quick to draw on that that was crazy That you were you had that loaded in the chair. Yeah, you know, it's Eastern European very famous. Yeah, okay I don't watch it, but I've heard of it. Asked and answered. Okay, that's gonna be that's gonna be tough It's just like his Hibachi thing, right? I've never had a body time out real quick, and then we'll time back in Could I have an idea for the patreon? Okay, what if we just do a karaoke only episode on the patreon? How fun would that be? We just do karaoke sure we could do I would I would do just a few maybe a few songs Yeah, it would be fun like karaoke themed patreon. Just one one maybe a few so just like for fun Not but I would maybe you should get those gochujang wings again. I'm okay time back in time back so clavicular so clavicular

45:31So anyway after that speculation start rising of course people start analyzing older Clips and in one of the clips. I wonder if March could find this Clavicular is at a bunch of different nightclub style establishments, and he's always dancing with women You know how come no one thinks I'm gay and To be fair. I would love the attention. I do. Oh, I think Judy, what are you talking about the intention of the gay investigation? You love Billie Eilish all the time Billy she saw it my life. I feel like there's nothing to invest. I feel like there is a world that I come home one day And my Tesla's just missing and you and Caroline have gone on your beautiful gay life. Caroline's on my type. She's too She's too traditionally beautiful So do you do you wait a minute? She's too traditional beautiful female type. Yeah I said it before Caitlin Clark. No, not Caitlin Clark. Sorry. Okay. That was me Page beckers. Oh love her Phoebe Bridgers. Love her Julian Baker. Love her

46:32Oh my god. Are these women more? I've heard you talk more longingly about women than you do about men You have not heard me talk about Dylan O'Brien Um, yeah, so that's the clip. So here's the clip So play it. So this is another. What is this? This is the other speculation is how he interacts with women And he's an example. So basically he this is a part of the meta. Okay. He goes to nightclubs Right, and he steals the girlfriends of other guys there and the other guys are like Is that really what he does me? Why are you stealing my girlfriend and stuff? Anyway, play the clip and full screen it please because we need to see every You know, we need to go frame by frame. He's like, no, why are you talking me girlfriend? What the fuck like that's gonna be fake This has to be fake. Yeah, it is fake. Okay. Anyway, but this part He also gave her a little a little He did this right listen listen. Okay He did that. He did a little baby pucker. He also he does look very gay in this Yeah, I don't know why he could walk down the street to twist if he's in Miami

47:35And if it's right, you guys are always You know, let's get a sleep yourself You know what fucking woke I am Even though Vicular Ultimately is problematic. I still don't like to speculate about people's sexuality. Yeah Well, I do I don't go fuck Yeah, the more problematic the more I speculate. Yeah, and I have the past because Austin. Yeah, right No, I think if I'm homophobic, you know who you know who I love to speculate about is fucking Lindsey Graham Okay, that's there's no speculation. Yeah, Lindsey Graham is gay as fuck. Yeah, there's no speculation on that Yeah, I love I love to speculate all you want to these fucking demon conservative motherfuckers. Right. Oh Donald Trump or gay You know, but Donald Trump is gay in the right way. Yeah, I think I think Maybe it's because People just want to spoil their secrets because they don't want to let them have anything that's holy left to them Because they're so evil. I think it's rude. So it's like let's spoil their secret because yeah, that guy literally didn't he hail Hitler Yeah, we don't want him like that's yeah, respectfully. What what

48:38What he doesn't want him What do you like me? Why are you laughing like that? Yeah, why are you laughing? Because earlier when we were having this conversation Austin was like we should bring him on the team and I was like he hiled hit. I forgot about He didn't know about that. That's where we draw the line. Yeah Yeah, oh look of course we draw the line well before then well before yeah. Yeah, we don't want him on there. Okay Austin was very excited to bring him on team. No, I wasn't I have first of all I'd have to consult a lot of people and a lot of people it wouldn't pass. He wouldn't pass Anyway, but the reason why people are speculating is because he gave a little kissy poo on the cheek to this lady and it was very like it was like a I think for me it's fun to speculate on people like this because they are so In many ways homophobic right and when he's not anymore. He's not he decided to He went to New York Fashion Week and after going to New York Fashion Week, he decided LGBTs fine, I think

49:39Oh, that's what he said he said LGBT is fine. I think what about the plus you guys see that the Pope came out against I think look Maxine. Oh No The Pope did I think the Pope made an anti-lux maxing. We need to he basically said something along lines if we need to accept ourselves You know, I previous Pope was better because previous Pope would have been Freeze Poe would have been a father looks maxing previous Pope might have been gay. He was I I was using a certain term that That most homophobic people wouldn't even use I think there's an ulterior motive here What is it? Well, I think Jesus Christ was the original frame maugra True, he did he there were a lot of there were a lot of frame cells if if the crucifixion of Christ happened today The caption would be Jesus of Nazareth frame logs Roman Legionnaires. Yeah, I agree. Yeah I mean his jawline was snapped. Yeah, good abs. I'll be honest with you nice long hair

50:42His diet must have been a lot You know, brother drew died. Oh, yeah, here. Let's read the pope statement about look Maxing. It's 48 pages Go ahead and read that caption for us marshy The real body is not truly loved Just okay, that's what Just I do mean we'll read it Yeah, the Vatican just made a pretty hate page document taking on cosmetic surgery culture looks maxing in the trumpestetic And Pope Leo approved every word the sharpest line the real body Is not truly love. Yeah, Pope Leo's big on Audi vaginas too. Oh really? Yeah big time. Oh, it is funny to have an American Pope I mean, it's still doesn't it rubs me the wrong way Yeah, you're Muslim. What? No, there's nothing to do with that. I can't give us shit I feel like you have a pope am I wrong? You know, they have a pope in the cars movie the third one really yeah The pope mobile which makes you think who else did they have? Mm-hmm

51:42Who else could they wait wait with the itola? They do have a pope. Oh, it's a pope mobile and a pope mobile. Yeah. Oh my god. Yeah, that's incredible. So There is a Muslim Makes you think what was JFK writing and there's multiple Muslim popes. There's the itola's And then there's the But the itola is kind of more recently right? No, no, there's like a shea Cleric that is like supposed to be like the grand cleric the pope actually visited him the previous pope Do some more and then there's also a sonny one which is like supposed to be the caliphate Which is more of a political position, but I guess so is the pope kind of when you think about it But the caliphate is not a thing anymore Where did they what what happened to him? It's the Ottoman Empire. Oh Right, I don't know about that, but um What I was saying is not that like like the pope The pope's existence. I'm agnostic on I don't really care But I think it needs to be I think it needs to be

52:43Are you even Catholic? Why are you getting Are you arguing with me on this? I just think that the pope shouldn't have a Chicago accent You need him to be like oh I spoke of the god. Yes, am I wrong? No, I mean you're not wrong. Yeah, he's like I was like when the pope goes out. He's like yeah, don't move the biz out of Chicago. I'm like no I found the one fucking heaven Yeah, no, it's fucked up. It's you know the rest we got to get right into this just look maxing shit Yeah, that's what that's how you get at this like crazy like weird American shit that he's getting himself involved in but Pope style I know I kind of I mean they already turned Jesus looks like he was born in Beverly Hills anyway, right? I was just fucking Well, not the real Jesus, but the one that we made You know what I mean? The Mormon was blonde. Yeah, the Mormon one was born in Salt Lake City Yep, yeah, the Mormon one looks like cuties in derella Yeah, we're related. Yeah, the Mormon one looks like one of the women that cuties in derella is attractive

53:43Locke kind of looks like Julian Baker. Yep. Yeah, do you think anybody ever jerks off to the photo of? Yeah, definitely don't act like that's not take a lot of that sacrilege There's like this weird Mormon porn where they're like in the temple wearing their garments and they like slowly I've seen that what I've seen that I've seen the stage like they're in their garden There's a lot of other things that they're in their garden. Yeah, yeah, there's like there's also missionary porn They're like on their mission and they're like hey elder Yeah, you think they're you think they're like so they're actually Mormons that are making that porn no Like former Mormons. How the fuck did the actors? I think probably like a writer. How do they get the garment? Well They're not they're like costumes. They're not real garments. I haven't walked them close watched them close enough They're just not sexy. Yeah, there's like when you get married in the temple You have to like I forget everything you have to do But at one point you have to put like this green bib around your waist to symbolize like Adam and Eve and there's all sorts of weird stuff like that the

54:43Palm prongs. Yeah, so they're getting fucked in the green bib. I think they take it off. I don't know. I've never watched it. I just know it exists Anthropos. We have your house. Anthropos. You're gonna be watching it together. I don't want it Might even be here tonight. I'm going to the vanity fair Oscar party. Are you oh will you market for us network? Do you have business cards? Can we send you with a business card? You're going to the vay What you're not inviting wait. Who's your plus one? No one. Why do you have a plus one? We're airtight Okay, I'm just I'm just upset next time. Please take March or will out no problem. You would be fine But you forget I've done again. Hold on. I'm out now. Uh, we have 10 minutes left. You guys want to get calling? Pass on. Yeah, yeah, we do call it. Yeah, we have a new segment before before we get into that segment though. When did this happen? When are you going to be home so I can know when to unlock the door? We'll unlock the door. We can just use it here. I know I can't go to bed unless I know everybody's in the house safe and sound.

55:44So you could have just said, I don't know what I'm going to come back home. Are you going to text me? Are you kidding me? Okay, no, let's set you up with some things. So what is your goal of the night, Hassan? Um, this is good. This is good. My mom wants me to meet, uh, uh, uh, Chloe, uh, the hamnet lady. Okay, when you talk to her, what are you going to ask her? I'm just going to tell her my mom is really no, no, no, I wanted me to meet you. No, no, you're going to say you want to come on the fear and podcast? Yes. Do you have a guest list? No, my god, we have nothing. What do you mean? Okay, so here's the here's the thing about the fear and podcast right now if you're wondering. Okay, I want everybody to know something. Yeah. I, if you've seen an uptick in homosexual guests and drag queens and, and people, the LGBTQ community, it's because I have been booking like crazy, but the problem is, which I don't think you see it as a problem, but our podcast is going to be very gay. Unless we balance is happy. That's not a problem. I don't think it's an issue. If I see Pedro Pascal, I'm literally not asking him to come on the pod.

56:44All right. Who would be your number one for him to ask, though, just so we put it out there. Just put it out in the universe. Dylan O'Brien. Okay. Why? Why not? That's great. You just said you're horny for him. This is not good. You imagine. What if it's incredible? And I leave my wife and kids and we go start an apple. This is not a hall pass, the opportunity to tell. Yeah, but our chemistry would be out of this world to be the best performing episode ever. Yeah, wait, I literally, if you hear me, Trixie, Trixie, like a hive mind. Trixie, dad on an iPad. Trixie, can you hear me? Trixie, this is a public service announcement. Please join us on the fear of Brian. I have a boyfriend. You'd become the whole time. No more queer guests. He didn't say that. You said you wanted to piece it up. You told me, Hassan told me he said it's getting to you. You know who I want. Yeah. And then right after that, you said, if you see Dylan O'Brien, you'll ask him. Yeah. No, who I want. Give me Timmy. Okay. Give me Timmy. Timothy. Timothy. Timothy. Shall I, man? Yeah. Oh, yeah. I feel like he'd be my supreme. I could. We could get to him. We could not get to him.

57:50I say something. I say something. I think Timmy would vibe with us. I agree. I think for that episode, we would do. I want to talk to him. I didn't intimidate him with my sexual prowess. I think for that episode, we'd probably do. Yeah, just me. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. QD I want to talk to him about it. Call me by your name. That was one of my things. I can't have my seat. Actually cut that. Wait, what? What? Cut the part where I said cut that? Um, okay, call me by your name is like problematic. It's problematic in the book. I didn't like it for the problematic. I just liked it for the cinematography. Right. Okay. I didn't like it for the problematic. I didn't like the problematic part. I didn't appreciate that the age barrier. Why is that the age gap was ridiculous? Yeah. I was like, can we make this a little closer? Yeah. Well, he was watching while he was watching. He was going like this. No. Mm-hmm. Mike will be Jordan. Oh, I don't think we can get Timothy

58:50John. Yeah, he did. Paris Hilton. I don't think you've already talked to Paris. Talked to her. I tried, but she didn't. I also, I've talked to her before. They're friends don't answer. Ask her again. I don't feel like you're not going to have me. No, she's not going to get her. You guys are, you heard guests are so unreal, Lizzie. Hold on. Can we have a Republican on the podcast? Just for fun. Like, let's act. Can we have fucking John Hoyt? No, no, no, I want what's the point? East was the gay one. No, not the gay one. Who's the gay one? He got he got in trouble for five. What are you talking about the fucking the New York Republican congressional rappers? George Santos. George Santos. That was on Fortnite Friday. Yeah, bring us George Santos. You're just we're not. He's not going to get the vanity fair. Okay. Um, could you get Amy Polar? I, we could get Amy Polar. David Korn Sweat. Superman. That would be great. Daniel Tosh. I agree with that one. Great.

59:54I mean, he's a great. All right. Well, let's move on. Okay. So, you guys gave me a dog shit list. Only will give me good name. That was crazy. He gave you one name. I gave you like 10. I gave you three. Yeah. He gave great names. He gave two. He gave a corn sweat. What was the other one? I don't know. I came up with one other one. Trixie Mattel. You didn't know that's not Donald Bryan. Yeah. Oh my god. They were all over the house. They come sure of out of control. They were both out of control all day. What is happening? I don't know what's happening. You're not even talking to your mic. Oh, hello. All right, guys. We're going to the karaoke episode. No, no, we're not. We're not done with the episode yet. Cutie. Oh, we have a new segment of the fear and podcast. And I've been able to do the jingle. I made up a jingle. Oh, my god. I'm so sorry. Here we go. We got a new segment. All right. It's called Collins. Where you call in and we listen. And then we commentate on what you called in on. All right. And I'm going to make up a jingle right now. Ringling ding. Ringling ding. We thought it was a pitchy. What? Let me show it over. I was embarrassing. Ringling ding. Ringling ding, ding, ding, ding,

1:01:02ring and that's a fucking song. Oh, so catchy. Oh, yeah, I like what he did. It's something different. I like what he did that. I was good. Anybody watching and wondering that the patreon already knows this, the discord knows this, but we opened up a submission form for our patrons to submit stuff. That's what the calls are coming from. So and then, yeah. Anyway, styles is when I'm bringing broski. We could get Harry Styles. Okay, that's that's not a bad one. All right. Pull it up. Benny Blango. Somebody asking if they're the asshole or get a bad person relevant to last week's episode. Here we go. I needed to tell me if I'm being a bad person or if I'm being funny. Okay. Story of my life. Yuck. There was a yuck yuck at a school that I just transferred away from. I don't go there anymore. Anonymous posting gossip. I will go on to the yuck yuck still, because all you have to put in is your phone number. So you can still tap in like your location isn't necessary. So I'm back in, you know, I'm not at the school anymore and I will just be like,

1:02:07hey guys, I have some leftovers that I'm not going to eat come knock on this door and people will come knock on the door and then people will like get mad and I have no consequences for it. Um, am I a bad person for that or is that like, um, is that like funny? I don't know. I don't think you're a bad person. I think you need new hobbies though. Okay. I was going to say, no, that's definitely you should stop doing that. And, and certainly because cutie immediately jumped in and defended it, you should know never to do that again. Wait. Can I be honest, not a bad person, however, painfully boring. If you're going to do fake yick-hack post to get people to go to do it. Oh my god. Tell people you have chlamydia. What? Yeah. Tell people you had chlamydia and you were at like a popular spot that there was a party the night before and you're like, I accidentally made out with everyone and then posted on yick-hack. That's terrorism. Oh, you can get chlamydia from making out. What can you? What sex? You know what? Can you get from

1:03:08your mouth? Well, you can get chlamydia from making out. Yeah, you can't. You just have to really get it in the chlamydia of like the throat. Okay. Stop. No one asked. I've never done that. Okay. What mouth ones can you get? Now, this is a, the, convincing someone they have at STD is a horrible idea. Okay. Am I bad? Okay. I'm saying like you make a post and you're like looking for friend to watch full reruns of young sheldon. We have a group must come in costume on Wednesday and then someone shows up in there in full young sheldon costume. Like that's funny. Find out. You are funny. Find out. You are. Find out. They're convincing someone that they might have a potentially dangerous ailment in their genitals is not funny. Getting someone to show up and young sheldon cosplay is find out what you're, find out your enemies address and and put things on Facebook market place. Oh my god. My ex to that to me in high school.

1:04:10Actually, just kidding. I did it to him. I forgot. Let's go the next one. Next call. One more call. And then we'll do more of the pictures. It's been a disaster. We're never doing this. Kill the segment. There's a follow up that people wanted an answer to you. Okay. We got, we have a few. Let's just run through a few of these. Got it. We have time. Hello, fear and podcast. Hello. This is Little Man 2, 3, 7, 9. I know this guy's voice. Patrons of the fear and patreon, of course. Oh, it sounds like me. I feel like I know this guy question for you all today. Well, not you all. It's specifically for two members. And that is will in his own. Oh my god. Kill myself to hear the story. Fuck you, caller. This is weird to ask. Yeah, it is because why am I asking this? Why is this a story? But what what is with this cut to porn story? We never got a

1:05:11resolution. Oh, that's true. A kung fu bug game. Hey, look episode. So I would love to find an African sit back. We never ended up watching the kung fu porn, which we should. Behind the payment. Obviously, we can see why we never got to this topic because the two members of the pod don't come up. However, the resolution of this is that Hassan saw something on the internet that he thought I would love, which was. If they're not the center of the tension, they can't handle it. Maybe we could convince this caller he's dying of AIDS or something. Cuties and Narella style. Okay. So I found this video on the internet that he thought I would love. And it was wrong. But here's the part. It was like, it was like an earworm that he couldn't find again. He could

1:06:11not find the kung fu porn. You're like a child. They have that. They have that at a detriment. Go ahead, go ahead. Go ahead. I feel like I've been nothing but helpful. You hear that, Dylan, Brian. Dylan O'Brien really values. He values you as an asset on the podcast. Thanks, Dylan O'Brien. I thought so too. Well, could you finish the damn story? Well, could you finish the damn story? You're taking up too much airspace. I hate you. I do so much. I do so fucking back. I am 88 and I'm a fucking glue. I built you back up as a funny guy. That was me. Delaware's product. Hey, Emily, I fucking made you bitch. I built you from the fucking train. You want to have a party we made on you ever in a black ass fucking blockade. And yeah.

1:07:15I couldn't find it for a week. That's an any. Anyway, that's worse. And so it was plaguing him. So he finally found it at seven in the morning. And he said it to me while I was in bed with my girlfriend. And I opened my phone seven in the morning, new light breaking through the window. And there's a fucking Kung Fu master doggy style railing a girl while I'm here on tree tops. And my girlfriend looks at my phone and it's way more peculiar than usual. And she goes, what's going on? And I said, I thought I would love this. And it was seven in the morning. And it's a great story. Fuck you guys. But also was I wrong. No, you were right. I love it. So we, so we identified with the poor name. Good segment, Mars. Thanks for the calls, Mars. I like it. I thought it was on that note. We thank you so much for watching this episode of the Fear and podcast. And I just want to let you, I just want to let you know that we

1:08:19appreciate you. And if you saw we're a little off that's because we all did, we all dropped acid before the show. Because we're so excited for the karaoke episode on the Patreon. I don't want to do karaoke the whole time. What? We're going to do a little karaoke. You know what? I'll do it with you. All right. Thank you all for watching. And please subscribe to the Patreon. Also, we're going on to her. That's right. All right. You don't have to sit with him. You can sit over here. Okay. So I'm where she's lying. Play it. Play it. Play it. Play it. You're starting it. You got this Christian. Oh my god. You can start it. Okay. Here we go. Yes. He's men who seem to know my crime will surely come a second time one day more. Okay. Keep going, Hassan. Good job. Oh, Christian.

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