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By the way, it looks like I've turned my camera the wrong way and it's showing too much of this shelf. Not enough of that shelf. Didn't notice that before we started. Doesn't matter. Martin'sburg high school, Martin'sburg West Virginia. Yeah, I'm doing high school helmets. Why not? Why not? Don't know. Don't care. It's cool helmet. It's cool last helmet and I like it. So is there if you want to send a helmet or anything else, just send it. I don't give a shit. I'll put anything up there. I got J Stern burgers all SEC black right here. So what do I care? We got a lot to talk about tonight. We're going to be a smooth hour. One smooth hour, just me and blood mostly me. I've seen all the complaints. Mark Blutman complained that Liam was talking too much. So I was like, Mark, hey, you're a friend of mine. Whatever you say goes. So we got plenty to talk about in the world of college football. It is awful week one. We'll have interviews on Thursday show. We'll usually just do a cleanup on Monday where we clean up and look forward to the next one. We'll have plenty of stuff to talk about and God damn it. Do we have plenty of stuff to talk about?

I'm going to bring Blutman in now. When I ask one question, we'll get the Notre Dame and Ole Miss. And a second then I have one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten takes from the weekend that I want to get off. Then we'll have our weekly top 10 games of week two draft. Well, we won't draft week two every week. But anyway, you know what I'm saying? Yes. Blutman, I got a question. Michigan subjected the entire world to one of the most drama field seasons of all time a couple of years ago. When they played for a national title, one national title despite having all the controversy around it. But it seems then that you had a lot of people in the world, not just Michigan fans saying, oh, is it that big of a deal? I'm not sure it's that, you know, they did anything wrong. Yada, yada, yada, yada, by his doing it. I would say 70, 30, maybe 70, 30 against them, but now after they stole a game from Western Michigan the other night. I think it's the most 99 and a half to point to to a half I've ever seen.

Only Michigan fans are okay that this happened. Only Michigan fans are accepting what the big 10 said. Only Michigan fans are accepting what the max said. Only Michigan fans are accepting the existence of a clock that nobody else gets to see. The existence of a clock that doesn't appear to anybody else. The existence of a golf between the game clock that we see and the actual clock that we should care about. Only Michigan fans, it feels like the entire sports fan bases are against this. Do you feel that too? Or do you think there's a people out there going like, wow, the big 10 said it's almost be true. Yeah, mouthpieces, mouthpieces are clamoring that this is all good in the hood. The big 10 made the statement so we got to abide by it. And no matter what throw it away, dude, at this point, I'm tired of it. Michigan won the game, but we watched that game for 60 minutes and a second. And I know straight up Michigan was lucky to hang in there with Western Michigan. That's the story. That's the takeaway. They're one in O, but they're not one in O in my brain 90 in top 25 team.

They won't be appearing in my top 25 later in the show. Shout out to Peyton,ailed it. If that had been Western Michigan on the 50 yard line with eight seconds left and they throw a hail Mary out the back of the end zone. And it didn't get caught in the clock hits. Zeroes that game is over. It is in the books. The newspapers are reporting it the next morning. It's done, but because it was Michigan, they found a second in the magic second sack that apparently is in every stadium in the country. So before we, I don't want to get bogged down to Michigan. I got one last take on Michigan in just a minute to start our takes part of the show. But let's talk about Notre Dame and Ole Miss because Notre Dame and Ole Miss played yesterday and the apple cup was yesterday. It wasn't. It certainly wasn't the most appealing thing I've ever seen in my life. Maybe the less said about that, the better Washington was sluggish. But a rivalry game to start the season. What are you going to do? So I won't give them too much, too much guff on that one. Notre Dame and Ole Miss. Notre Dame played Wisconsin, struggled for a half, ended up taking off one in the game with these Ole Miss.

Defensive half and then all of a sudden, all hell broke loose and Ole Miss hung on to beat Louisville. It was the last second field goal of 41-38. I do Notre Dame first. They're fine. They're really good. They're really fucking good. They're an outstanding team. They're one of, I had seven teams that go in the national title coming in. I am amending it to eight this week. I'll tell you the other team in a minute. It's LSU. But Notre Dame is in that group. People are going to get upset at my top seven. I already got big F saying you got the book eyes number seven. I truly think the top eight, any of them could be number one. Any of them can win the national title. So anyway, Notre Dame's in that group. I saw nothing to make me think they should be out of that group. They struggle for a half, but you're allowed to struggle for a half. You're allowed to play an improved team with a quarterback you've never seen before. They struggle a little bit and then take off on them. That's fine. I didn't have any problem with the way Notre Dame played. I didn't come away thinking Notre Dame's not as good as I thought they were. Notre Dame has a problem. Bloodman, do you agree with that assessment?

Yeah, I don't think Wisconsin's an improved team. I think writing has been the war. Writing is on the wall. It's time for them to make a change as soon as possible. Well, that's fine to believe. It's time to make a change. I think you're being crazy to say they haven't improved. I think that was a better football team last night than I was. I mean, sure, I guess on the field on the sidelines, it wasn't. It was the same cowardly stick from Luke Fickle that we've seen for how long now? It was the same. I'm punting down. I'm punting down 21 at midfield. I'm not going for short yardage pickups in enemy territory. I'm punting instead. It was cowardly once again. Yeah. Yeah. Again, I'm fine. If you think that's the way, like, Fickle coaches and you write about that, Fickle's not exactly on the cutting edge of being aggressive. I just think watching for 60 minutes, Wisconsin was a much better football team than they were last year. Will it be enough to save, will it be enough to save his job? We'll see. We'll see because unfortunately for them, they kind of won the schedule lottery this year. They don't have to play Notre Dame every single week for Ole Miss. I'm going to just tread lightly because I don't want to be deemed a hater.

But if you are an Ole Miss hater and you walked into last night looking for signs that the Lane Kiffin era is over and it's going to be worse from here on out, I think you got what you wanted. They've got a defensive minded head coach and their defense is god awful. It's terrible. And it was terrible against the Louisville quarterback Lincoln Kean Holtz will probably be the sixth or seventh best quarterback they play this year. They play mature, they play archmaning, they play Sam Levin, play Camarillo Taylor, play, play, play a lot of dudes. They're going to be better in Lincoln and Kean Holtz. But ultimately they have the best quarterback in the country and he proved that last night. Turn it at a chance. If he's on your team, you have a chance to win at all times. And if he's on your team, it's going to be hard for you to lose. And even though their defense was awful and they gave up that big lead late, they had turned it at a chance. And ultimately they were going to be fine. I got to say they play LSU September 19th. And Lane Kiffin's got to be licking his chops, knowing that he's working alongside Pete Golding and he knows that personnel. I would be terrified of Lane Kiffin and that offense.

If I, if I was an Ole Miss fan and watch what I saw last night, what did you think of Ole Miss? I know Lane's trying to drop 70 in that game. If not 80 or 90, that's going to be cinematic. That game came down to trend at his arm and being the best analyzer and anticipator of any quarterback in college football. Like you said, if he is on your side, you do have a chance to win any game. He could will you do it. He started slow. I thought Ole Miss was very opportunistic. They take advantage of miscues from Louisville. They were sloppy all night. They took the ball over on the 12 score touchdown. They scored touchdown after a rough in the kicker. They were just the more opportunistic team. Very worrisome though. They, they, they scrape out there with the win against them that they got gifted 14 points of. Yeah. And that was against Louisville. They won by three. They play again, they play LSU. They got to go to Florida. They play Oklahoma. They play Texas like this. It's not, not easy road coming down. They're on the road for Ole Miss. Still high on Louisville though coming out of that game honestly.

Yeah, I'm fine on Louisville. I think Louisville will be just as long as they beat SMU in a couple of weeks. They'll, they'll be in playoff contention. I saw for Nelly today say that ACC's already blown its opportunity to have two playoff teams. I don't think I agree with that at all. I think Louisville, if they get their shit together, they go 11-1. What's to, what's to keep them from being an at large playoff team? We saw SMU lose the ACC title game a couple of years ago. They weren't at large playoff teams. I have no problem thinking Louisville could do it. Yeah, I mean, Keen Holes is going to get better as the year goes on. First half was terrible. I thought Louisville's defense was really fun to watch, really aggressive. They got a lot of bad dudes there. AJ Green was really good, Stan Quon Clark. Louisville impressed me even though they gave up a lot of points. This is the best quarterback the face whole year. This episode was brought to you by Body Armor Flash. IV Flash IV is peckle electrolytes delivering faster, longer lasting hydration without any artificial flavors. IV guys are sweeteners whether you're training, traveling, just feeling the heat or cheering on your team. Work hard, hydrate hard with Body Armor Flash IV. Grabbed at 7-11. Again, Work hard, hydrate hard, Body Armor Flash IV.

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It's ridiculous. All right. Ridiculous. I've been dealing with it for 28 years, Brando. It's a cleanup that I gotta do some right. I got some takes right now. So first of all, the numbers for our Saturday show were off the fucking charts. You guys really enjoyed showing up and taking part in the chaos and I'm not a fucking idiot. I know Michigan doing what they did absolutely helped, but you know what? Them's the breaks. That kind of was a good start where we're up 75,000 subscribers. I want to have that by the end of the month and 90 than a hundred. Please subscribe if you're watching. We're enjoying doing this. We're getting our feet under us. We got a lot of great guests coming and going. Got everything. But you know, the podcast listens are up 80% year over year. The YouTube views are up 80% year over year. Things are happening. Things are going very, very well. So I appreciate you guys. Thank you for that. All right. Takes vinyl Michigan thought to close out the weekend. I think I'm okay just moving on with the fact that the big 10 and Michigan stole the victory from Western Michigan.

We all saw it. We all know it. We don't have to think about it anymore. It is what it is when they go five and seven or six and six this year. We'll point back to this moment saying well, it should have been one game worse. We all know it. They all know it. Fine. But I hope as we sit here tonight, as we sit here five years from now, 10 years from now, 20 years from now, I hope beyond hope that we never let those bastards forget they storm the field as 29 point favorites. That they were gifted a victory by officials and they storm the field. Their fans were so overjoyed with the miraculous and probable comfort behind victory over a school 100 miles to the world. 100 miles to their west that they don't even think about that they looked down on. They were so enamored with the joy of finally breaking through and beating that team. Western Michigan that they had to run out on the field and celebrate with all their douchebag friends. Hey, douchebag. Yay. We did it. We can't believe it.

We did it. Never, ever, ever let that team in that fan base. Forget they did that. One of the most pathetic things I have ever seen in college football. And yes, I saw the tweet that's going around today where Dave in 2017 tweeted that Ohio State storming the field after beating a team they were favor by seven. I saw it. He's an idiot. He's a moron. He's a fucking hypocritical moron. Never let this fan base and this team forget that coming from behind against Western Michigan was such a monumental moment in their life. They had a storm in the field. Never. You got any takes on Michigan to get off before we move on. No, it just legitimately did feel like a skit. It felt like a parody when they were on the field storm in the field. I like what Steve Sarkieson said. What did he just said? Like did they really storm in the field? What do you say? Yeah, like did they really storm in the field? I couldn't believe that in our port. It was like, no, everyone beats Western Michigan.

Number two take from the weekend and I kick myself or not saying it's Saturday night. I think I criticize a lot of people in the cost football business. I make fun of some things they say. I do this. If a guy is bad, I say it. If a broadcast is bad, I say it. If things are bad, I say it. Charles Davis was added to the CBS broadcast this year, replacing Gary Danielson's Brad Nestler and Charles Davis. And he's just fucking great. I've always loved Charles Davis. He was, you know, from the Madden games to all the NFL games, he's done it everywhere. Charles Davis is a very, very, very good color commentator. He is very good at just breaking down what he sees and why he sees it and why it's relevant and everything. Nestler is one of the best in the business. Nestler is incredible and great and fantastic. Charles Davis is great. What a, I didn't know. I came into the season. Things just escaped my radar. Things just go right past me and I don't see it.

I didn't realize we were getting Charles Davis and Brad Nestler. But when I saw it on my screen, I was like, yeah, I'm here for this. And then it was great. Fantastic. You Charles Davis fan. Yeah, big time like you that kind of slipped my radar. And maybe you ever forgot about it. And I just heard his voice, uh, comment saying over a scenic, beautiful, uh, Austin, Stady, I mean, I got a few chills. I was terrific. He is, he is one of the best in the business. I love him. You got an interview him. One of the great. Yes, I do. Uh, Josh, I need Charles Davis. I need Brad Nestler. I got to have, and we need Brad Nestler for the, so he can tell the story of the time in the Atlanta airport. I walked up to him and said, hey, man, I've always been a big fan of you. Are you, uh, Kevin Harlan? She's completely brain froze right in front of him. And then it was so awkward. It was a flight to start full. We got on the flight. I was in seven, eight. He was in eight. We were just our B. We were right on the, I was, I was right in front of him.

So it was just, it's just, yeah, it was whatever. But I need Brad Nestler and any Charles Davis. Charles Davis is great. Just such a smooth, easy list to listen to voice. Calming even. Um, number three. Let's have it. Let's have the dabbo conversation. Coming in the season, I was of the opinion. Clemson, you just got to take what you get. He won you two national titles. He is responsible for the only top of the sports success you've had over the last five decades. He built it. He did it. And you just got to ride it out. However long he wants to coach, Clemson, he gets to coach, Clemson. That was my attitude coming into the season, thinking that they'll go nine and three this year or eight and four. And maybe they settle in that groove. It's much worse than that. They were not competitive against LSU. Now LSU will talk about later LSU's legit LSU's great LSU's very good. But I'm not sure I can sit here and say Clemson just has to sit back and accept whatever dabbo shoves down their throat from here on out.

I thought they were ungrateful wanting to fire him a couple of years ago, you know, Tyler from Spartanburg, whatever his name is. I thought Clemson just shut up. Dabo is dabbo. Just shut up. But it might be time. And I know you're more aggressive on this than I am, bloodman, but looking forward, if you're not moving forward, you are moving backwards. And the Clemson is moving backwards faster than anybody in the sport. It might be time to have that conversation in Clemson, South Carolina, either make him, you know, give him a, if he doesn't want to leave Clemson, give him a role in the athletic department, give him a, like an ambassador ship, give him something or give him his walking papers and let him go take over a team. Who's not serious about competing at the highest level? Let him go coach Boston College or Northwestern or somewhere that he can do the stick. And although he needs to be in the South to do the stick somewhere, he can do the stick and just be happy thoughts bloodman. I have been very aggressive of you. You said in the dabbo thing for a few years now. It is sad to see I like him. I like his joy, pure passion for the sport.

I like that he is stubborn to the extent he is willing to fail because he likes the old ways of the sport so much. My brother needs a career in media as soon as possible and he will be so good at it. And that is something to pursue. You could tarnish the sport with your mouth instead of doing it to a program and a bunch of fans who don't deserve it. You just gave me an idea of dabbo. Right here. And I have a question for you. There's a question about the sport. What do you want to say to the first man? The third man will welcome you as the third share on the Brandon Walker College football show. It's not as lucrative. It pays nothing. Dabo your time at Clemson might be up. You need to get in the medium. Here's your share right here. I can adjust it. I can raise it. I can lower it. Doesn't matter. I was really more optimistic on dabbo than anybody else but that got beaten out of me on Saturday night.

That was that I lower my chair. That was the hey you loaded up dabbo. Yeah. That was bad. That was really bad. And he like engaged in a war of words a little bit with with Lane Kiffin to start. And they just had no fight. No, no, like the post game handshake. I just kind of felt bad for him. I was like dabbo was just so much he's so beaten down by this whole thing of the new powers that being college football. And it's so weird because back in the old ways Clemson was was like a shark in the water. They were a killer at acquiring players. Now you can take whatever that means. You can take it for whatever it's worth. But when it came to the old ways of making sure signing day you better not have a Clemson after your players after your recruits because they're going to get them. They knew how to go get guys. They knew who to call and what to do to get guys. And now they just aren't interested in it. It's just weird. It's just very, very weird. My next take I have 10. This is number four.

You see how they look really real. They look really real. They kind of physically look the part of a very good team out there. I didn't watch them as closely as I know Blutman did because I was doing this show. He was watching them while doing the show. I was not. I did get to watch second half. I got to watch them just pound the rock relentlessly in a second half. They're starting quarterback goes out with a little boo boo on his foot and they didn't slow down a bit. Not not a bit. It was very, very, very impressive. Blutman, I will give you 31 seconds to rebut. That was without three defensive starters for the majority of the game. Mind you. That was elite touch distribution for our three great Ryan backs. Wayne night was incredible. Offensive line was a fair question mark is how some of these transfers are going to get in there in gel against some of the better competition. Obviously it's cow, but the run gaps were tremendous. Brown Walker, you could have had three touchdowns. And I'll finish it with this.

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I under sold Camario Taylor and I apologize Camario Taylor is probably the best player in the country. And I don't just mean college football. I think I mean all the football playing America. Well, I'm an I apologize to you that I under sold Camario Taylor. Don't apologize to me. I was on that train with the at the beginning, too. Don't forget that you obviously much bigger, but I've been a KT guy too. I actually don't have a ticket to win the Heisman because I just didn't even think about a Mississippi state. But I will put it in after after the show. I will I will put my money where my mouth is because my God. Next take the wrist. Next take this is actually a little gambling advice. In a year where there's eight or nine or 10 or 11 or 12 or 13 or 14 or 15 quarterbacks that could conceivably win the Heisman trophy. You got great quarterbacks all over this country, Julian saying Dante Moore, Archmaning, Trinidad, Chambers, Darian Mensa, Oh, no, no, no, just CJ Carr. I'm not trying to leave anybody out. I'm just saying there's a bunch of them.

There's there's a whole lot of them out there in this world. John Mateer in a world where there's so many great quarterbacks. I think you're going to find value in two receivers to win this Heisman trophy. And Brandon receivers never win it. Well, one one at five years ago. And if you want it five years ago, it can be done again. And it can be done by being in marquee games or being the best player for your team and your biggest games. And the two receivers are Jeremiah Smith and Malachite Tony. Now Malachite Tony is just absolutely just stunned people with how good he was the other day. They don't exactly have a game scheduled is going to put him in big games every single week. But if Malachite Tony goes into South Bend and is the star of the game against Notre Dame and they win that game, Malachite Tony is going to be hard to displace from going to New York. Now Darian Mensa's his teammate numbers were going to add up quickly for Darian Mensa. So we'll see about that. But Jeremiah Smith the one I truly believe. What if Jeremiah Smith goes down to Texas this weekend has 11 catches for two hundred and twelve yards and three touchdowns.

It's clear he's the best player in the country, right? It's clear he's the best offensive player in the country. And then what if he does it at Indiana and then what if he does against Michigan, what if he does it and all these big games they got at USC. They're going to be in big games all fucking year Ohio State and all fucking year they're going to need their number one guy to be number one guy. He had eight for a hundred and fifty one two touchdowns the other day without even breaking a sweat. I'm just saying right now might be your last chance to get pretty good odds on Jeremiah Smith. If he dominates in Texas this weekend, I think he goes right to the front of the line. Therefore the odds are in your favor get one of those receivers right now and just see. That's all I'm saying. Blumman, I know you think a quarterback is going to win it. I know you think a quarterback always wins. But Devont A Smith did win it five years ago. There is precedent. It can be done. I do think Jeremiah will run into an issue of gang bracketed and trying to be taken out of a game solely and opponent trying to make Ryan Day in the Ohio State win it without Jeremiah.

I don't think Miami has to run into that issue because I think that Shannon Dawson is more creative and getting Tony touches than Ohio State is Ryan Day isn't playing to win a guy the highest man. Miami is playing. They're pretty much in the playoff array. They could have a little more fun and get a guy. Heisman touches if need be. You're right and from a highlight perspective, I don't think anybody's going to have a better highlight real this year than Malachi Tony. I think he's going to be doing ridiculous stupid stuff all year. But again, from the big games perspective, Smith's going to be in him at every level of the season. He's in one early. He's going to be in a couple in the middle. He's going to be one at the end. Like he's going to be at every single checkpoint in the season. Jeremiah Smith's in a big game against a good opponent. My next take. Bryce Underwood is a five star quarterback that signed with Michigan a couple years ago. He was committed to LSU and then flipped to Michigan. Thank God for LSU.

I feel good for the boys down in Baton Rouge that they don't have to deal with this. It feels we all see Bryce under over their eyes. It feels like the national media, all the analysts and pundits are in a theoretical game of chicken right now. The game of chicken is to see which one of us calls. Bryce underwood a bust first. I shouldn't even say us. I'm not in their category, which one of them. Culls Bryce underwood a bust first because it is becoming as apparent as the nose on my face. This man is a bust. Last season, you could chalk it up. The coach wasn't good. The coach was distracted. Bad game plan. Sure. Still, sometimes good players can overcome bad game plan. He didn't. Now you have an entire off season with a real coaching staff. And you come out against Western Michigan team. You're supposed to beat about 30. And that's what you do the other night. I think it's time. He's a bust. I think he's a bust. Well, now he has to face what might be what is I think Oklahoma's the best defense in the country.

And you could argue that Oklahoma, you know, you could argue Indiana. You could argue Georgia. But Oklahoma for my money is the best defense in the country. And after he couldn't score a regulation touchdown against Western Michigan. Now he has to face the best defense in the country. Bust total bust of Paloza. That is what is happening. That is what is happening. And today the coach, winning him, they asked him, you know, is he going to be your quarterback? And he said he's our quarterback right now. Those are the worst two words in sports. The very worst words in sports. Is he your coach? Yeah, he's our coach right now. All of this is true. Blutman. That was knock at the door. Everyone knows how I feel about Bryce underwear. I haven't been impressed from jump. Nobody has. I want to flip the script here and talk and bring up something else. For all intensive purposes, when Kyle woulding him had a meeting with Utah and said, hey, I'm not coming back to coach. That was seen as retirement. That was retirement.

A few days later, that Michigan job becomes available or whatever whatever timeline was and there's sudden interest to get back in to the fold to get into coaching. So my thought this weekend, my one true takeaway from the weekend is, why is everyone? Why are we all so convinced that a guy who retired from the sport is the right guy for Michigan's job? I am not so can I love Kyle winning him. I love the man he is the coach. I'm just not so convinced that this is going to work out and be so smooth like everyone thought. I think he was done. It's a fair question. He didn't exactly look like somebody who was over the moon to be on that sideline the other day. He didn't look like somebody who was enjoying the process of rescuing this team. It just didn't and this is all body language. I could be an idiot. I don't know what I'm talking about, but it didn't look like a guy who's in it for the long haul to let's get this thing turned around. Just look like a guy who was, oh man, I had a maid in Utah. They were going to build a statue for me if I had to stay. But again, that's just me being, you know, kind of a bitch. We could be very wrong.

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Of course, how many takes I got left? Let's see. Yep, one, two and three. Number one take that I have left. LSU is legit legit legit and I don't want to hear it's just Clemson. It's just Clemson Clemsons terrible. That may be true that very well. Maybe true. They may be done. Debo might be at the end of the line and I'm leaning towards. Yeah, that probably is true. That doesn't stop what LSU did the other night from being impressive. They treated the Clemson Tigers like they were. UL Monroe they treated them like they were Akron. They treat them like they were Kent State. They treat them like they were Western. Anyway, they treated them like they were a bad team simply there to get a paycheck. That's how LSU treated Clemson. They just ragged all them. And this is a power for team. This is the debut of Lane Kiffin. And I don't care. The Clemson is terrible. I saw the athletes on LSU. I saw the running back. I saw the quarterback. I saw the defensive guys that look like there's 14 of them on the field. They're swarming the whole time. That is an incredible football team. And that for that reason, I started the season with seven national title teams and one elite tier.

Seven teams that go in the national title. Nobody else could win it. Miami, Notre Dame, Ohio State, Indiana, Oregon, Texas and Georgia. I'm adding LSU. That's how good they were the other night. That's how awesome they looked. They go to bat. They go to Oxford in a couple of weeks to play a top 10 team. I think Lane is licking his chops to get peak holding on that sideline. I think I think there's a legit national title contender. I'm not going to say shades of 2019 because that was so incredible for 12 games. But this is the best team Lane Kiffin's ever had and Lane Kiffin had built a team that made the playoff last year. So that is what I think about that. Blutman. It's it's fun to watch the bad boys, the villains dominate. I meant to say, I meant to say this. You just brought that point up and you're right. You get me right back on every season has a story. 2023 when Michigan won the national title. The story was their ongoing fight with the NCAA and everything.

It feels like LSU has a head start on being the story of the season because of Lane's arrival, because of the way he acts, because of the fight in the courts on the pro players. And now of how good it feels like this might be the season we're talking about the LSU Tigers all year long. That's a good point by you. Thank you, Brian. That means a lot first good point in my history of the show. Take that that. I mean, Deb oh, I catch up pretty quick. No way we listen to every chance you get the glaze, dab oh, you're there. God would hey, we do the show based on my NIL. All right. No, we do the show based on gods in I L. Hold on. What is this? Yeah, we do this showing God's name image and likeness. Okay. Couldn't remember what it was. Three most disappointing teams. Three most three teams to watch out for the bubble under the surface. What? That if we do this show in God's name image and likeness. Poor. We're in trouble. No wonder we forgot about them.

Three most disappointing teams. This one's easy, but I got three teams to watch out for the bubbling under the surface right there. Oklahoma State Rutgers and Clemson. Those are your three most disappointing teams, but it is a crime. Michigan's not on this list. They should be on this list. It should be a four man list, but Oklahoma State just losing hope that fast that quickly. It just sucks. And I feel bad for the fan base because they've gone through a couple. They've gone through it the last couple of years. It looked like the light was at the end of the tunnel, but now you don't know how long that God damn tunnel is. Rutgers is just at the bottom looking up. They got to get rid of Shiano and think of something else. And then Clemson Clemson is is is is a newcomer here, but. You know, you can lose to LSU and Tiger Stadium. No shame in that, but you need to lose 24 to 17. You need to lose 17 13. You don't need to lose 51 to 10. And the 10 was charitable. It's just bad. Three teams to watch out for the debubbling under the surface that played bad teams this week, but I think they got something now already said. South Carolina a couple of weeks ago, I started having an epiphany on them in about July, maybe August.

Lunar sellers going to be very good all year long. He's another Heisman flyer. You should probably take. But they got dudes all over that roster. You wouldn't think it's how bad they were last year. They updated the coaching staff got a modern offense. And I think they're going to be held to pay this year. I think South Carolina is going to win eight or nine games. I think Florida. Another SEC team, which I don't like, but they look like a well put together machine down there right now. At the very least, the defense is solid and the running back is elite. So even if the quarterback doesn't hit, which I think he might and the receiver room is great too. You've got a good running back and a good defense. That's going to win some games. And then lastly, the team is bubbling under the surface right now as we see contenders and pretenders fall in the big 12. We saw we've seen TCU fall already. We saw Oklahoma State fall. Kansas State. Colin Klein, Avery Johnson. I think something might be there. I think something might be there as as you know, the big 12 opens up a little bit. Houston didn't look that good the other day.

The big 12 kind of opened up in a in a mediocre fashion around the country. I think there might be something there for Kansas State. Again, these are just three teams to watch out for bubbling under the surface. Do you have anybody that fits that description or would you like to agree with what I just said? Well, thank goodness. I put stock in Kansas State before season start to offset the Oklahoma State debacle Arizona State. I really am putting stock in did not play a worthy opponent at all, but I did like how cutter bully looked. They are explosive. They are going to be good. Obviously watch out for that game this week. Washington and Auburn were distasteful to me Auburn love the kid love Byron Brown love the kid is not in SEC quarterback in the slightest. I agree and prayers out to Wildcat Willie who by the end of the game was trying to do 71 push ups and just didn't have in his body. I've been there. So I've tried the repushed up before couldn't quite do it. New sponsor alert. Somebody sound the horn. New sponsor alert. This episode is sponsored by Tony's chasuries Tony chasuries seasoning Tony's famous Cajun kick, which I don't know you guys don't live in or from the South. I'm from the South.

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I got my top 25 right here again let me explain some things I don't really ding Oregon for looking bad for a half looking bad just falling behind a really good team if you remember a couple years ago when Aston Genting went off organ one that game 34 31 they then went 12 and 0 and won the big 10 one at Ohio State so like this is this is fine they're fine they're elite they're fine I'm not going to sit here and complain about Oregon. Now I've mentioned already the top eight I believe are separated from everybody else I believe number eight could be number one number seven could be number one but this is where I put him this week I got number one Oregon my I mean was so impressive put him to I got Georgia three Texas for LSU five indicating how much I think of them Indiana six Ohio State seven and no damn yes I realize it looks wonky to have Ohio State seven but they win it Austin guess where they are next week Oklahoma nine USC 10 I think those two teams have been super impressive so far Alabama Texas Tech Ole Miss I dropped them a little bit for that defense BYU Penn State Texas A&M at 16 Tennessee at 17 now gets crazy because I believe for the next eight spots 18 through 25 you could have one of 20 25 teams like there's a lot of teams that could go right here anyway I got Virginia then I got Florida Utah I owe it 21 Washington to 22 Washington didn't look exactly great.

South Carolina Boise State which I'm just throwing some respect to them I'm keeping you in there Louisville's just outside I think they're they're going to be fine and then I got of course Mississippi State now we play in Minnesota I'm pretty sure we're going to lose but we'll do that later we'll deal with that later I just I've been a Mississippi State fan a long time man a long time and I'm just terrified we start this season we have at Minnesota at South Carolina I'm just terrified we start one and two and then we start beating teams we beat Missouri we beat Alabama beat Oklahoma all those teams are very good I'm just terrified of these two next row games because come on Taylor has started game on the road yet I'm just being I'm being careful let me be careful you ain't being careful you got in the top 25 act like there a mighty top 25 team don't coward down in fear brother why don't you shut up for something or stand for nothing all the games delayed tonight power outage that's a power outage that's that's a day in the good side for Florida that's not a good sign as the Mike no real can't afford the lights anymore

well guy we were having to save up for Mike novels buy out we can't pay the fucking electric bill I'm not we're not beating Missouri Missouri's not good Missouri's fine but I'm not scared of Missouri at home and in week four why did why do Missouri fans want the entire country to quake in their in their boots over Missouri Missouri is fine they don't beat anybody they go nine and three and never have a win over a ranked opponent Missouri's fine whatever let's get let's do our draft of the top 10 games of week two and then we will we'll go from there and then we'll see if we have voicemails at the end are you prepared for a draft of the top 10 games of week two I am and hopefully after this we could get to your playoff we got 17 minutes I do have my play out look you got my playoff graphic ready yeah it's ready to go we just got to get all right so we'll see we'll see if we can get there I'm gonna try guys I'm ready I'm really gonna try this time number one pick who goes first I you went first last week if you want to keep her swap okay you go first I was a Texas that was easy yeah that's easy swindled them what trade by me that's a that's a pretty yeah pretty easy one I don't know if you heard Ohio State's playing Texas this weekend let's see so I've got second pick of wheat god damn it

everything was all fun and game I also I definitely didn't write one down there's definitely missing you know what I'm gonna do it I'm gonna pick Oklahoma Michigan because I just want to see Michigan get throttled okay I want to see Bryce underwood throw four picks I want to see Michigan get you know I want to see Michigan just bleed on the football field so I'm gonna take Oklahoma Michigan and then I'm gonna be silly here can I be silly be a little silly if you please not really this is silly you mean I'm in a state I think it yeah I mean I like that I think that's the third best game that might be the second best game on the board like that's gonna be a legit fucking football game or two legit ask football teams and very well may decide who's in the playoff I'm not happy you took that all. I'll, I'll, I'll double up here at the turn. I talked about a few weeks ago. I talked about them a few minutes ago. I really do like this Arizona State Team. I really do like their opportunity at Texas A&M this week.

It was a low sluggish and weak one. I'll take that. I expect a banger of a game, no matter who wins. We should have some fun watching them all. Then Bama can tuck you. Damn it. We talked about for a while. I would trade you, I trade you for boys to stay Memphis. And I'll give you a future. But I'll be, I'll be taking Bama Kentucky. That again, Kentucky has a chance. Kenny Minsley looked really good. Will Stein had the boys go again in fear of your opponent. Good abs. The S.T. But there's a certain type of flow that Will Stein's got that I really, really take a liking to and Keelan Russell look good and we, if Ryan Williams got to catch them all, Keelan look good though. All right. So it's up to me. I'm going to go, give me some, you know what? Give me some good old fashioned hate. It's just a weak two ass. I love, I don't, I think Robert again should be played at the end of the year, but if they're not, just diving in week two, give me, give me a Missouri at Kansas on a Friday

night. Missouri versus Kansas on a Friday night. Just some nasty nasty, they fucking hate each other. They fucking hate each other. Blum and they hate each other. They don't like each other. They don't like green grate. And they don't like, and they don't like red that. You ever seen, you ever seen the memes they do Missouri and Kansas, they do memes against each other that are like, cancel worthy. They, they get fucking nasty. And then I'm going to take Mississippi State at Minnesota. Sneaky game right here boys, sneaky game. If we do win, if we go to one, oh, and I got a row game, I don't know. Just saying, all right. How many picks you got left? I've picked three. Okay, go. I would love to select. No, Brian, give me a little side hug. Give me a little Iowa State Iowa. It doesn't matter if these teams are good or bad. Game usually delivers. I'm excited for it. It's gonna be ugly at the time. Sure. Am I going to have a blast? It's hot. Am I going to have a blast watching Jesse Bobbitt's Iowa State defense and Jimmy Rogers

just giving it a go in year one? I would say yes sir. Am I going to have a blast? I walker. Iowa has a wider receiver Tony Diaz. They got a dude from UTRGV. It doesn't make any sense. Iowa has a legitimate WR one. So I'll take that and then give me a little UCF at pit. I don't know how I feel about UCF. I still don't think they're going to be that good. But the pit's got weapons all over the field. I enjoy watching them play. Hint show. I'm surprised you left this one for me. I feel like who did you leave for me? UTSA Tech State. No. Okay. Whoops. It's to the point where I. I see Georgia Tech. I got it. Huh? No. Because I don't think Georgia Tech's got anything. It's to the point where I got a double check. Make sure these two teams are playing this week. I don't want to say something stupid in. Our question state East Texas. I'm a cop here. Oh my god.

I want to. I want to. I wrote it down. I want to follow them all year. All right. Yeah. There it is. 230. 230 on Fox. How about Arizona and BYU? Oh my gosh. I slipped my mind. Yeah. And that's a big little conference game here in week two. Is it not? Oh my gosh. That's slipped my mind. That's BYU's a touchdown favorite. Yeah. Seven and a half right now. I mean, we're absolutely. This is a good one. This is a very good one. I got a plexico myself for that. You have to shoot yourself in the leg. Yeah. That's not good. I forgot. I don't know. I don't be honest. I don't think you do have to do that. I admit. That's a great scoop by you, Brandon. Wow. And by the way, I left a cow and Syracuse on the board. But that one tickles my nose a little bit. Oh, that's it. Yeah. It tickles my nose. Oh, but I just lost a point. That's blunt. I just lost a point. All right.

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How, how much delay were facing in telehasing? I don't know. I feel like they've been showing just a little bit more. They're not going to be able to get back in there. But they're not going to be able to get back in there. And you're going to have to be able to get back in there and get back in there. So I'm going to give you a little bit of a little bit of time. I'm going to give you a little bit of time. And I'm going to give you a little bit of time. I don't know. I, I see a like they've been showing Jimbo for half an hour now. And then those, uh, yeah, how though? It's been Jimbo and lights. It does kind of. I love when college football comes back. But you can bank on like 30% of games and week one being delayed for lightning or rain or. Jimbo or or or or or might know real forgetting to pay the power bill. Shit like that. Dude, you don't even know about the middle Tennessee state. The late what happened? It, it was delayed for so long they didn't end up, uh, saying the game was just over with. I think they're in third or fourth quarter.

They, they, it was like still delayed. It was like 2 a.m. Uh, central time and they finally said, yeah, we can't play this. Uh, who was it? Was it Colorado school of minds that, uh, that was 16 16 and they finally said, the guys, it's, it's too fucking hot. It's just to can't do that. Why, why does that conference have rules that it's too hot? We can't play ball. They're right. Um, I guess we got time here, lookie. Uh, we got time for some voicemails. We got about a six or seven minutes to play with. Um, I will like to talk to the chat real quick. And if you guys have any good questions, I'll take them. Um, but who do you want to see on the show? You know, we, uh, I told Josh the guest booker to get us urban Meyer. I told him to get us, uh, or Lovsky, which we haven't had yet. I think, um, God damn it. The film guy. Brooks Austin. Thank you very much. The film guy Brooks Austin. I think he might be a weekly feature. I think on Thursday, we might, uh, we might do a little more film study and film diving with him.

Um, I got a call out to PJ Flex. If he wants to come on the show Van Lathen. Yes. I did talk to him yesterday. So we might be able to pull something out with him very, very soon. Brian Kelly. Wow. That's interesting. Interesting. Uh, Brent Musuburger. I do want Brad Nestler. I do want Charles Davis. I think Charles Davis is fantastic. I will not have Johnny Sins on the show. I just don't see the point. He is, uh, he is a porn star. Um, Cody Rhodes. Frank the tank. Yeah. So there you go. That's that's the chat weighing in. Lukey 3126851889. Do you have some up to date voicemails that are maybe relevant to what has been happening? Yep. All right. Then let's try. Give me voicemail number one. What the fuck was that lost like holy shit. I don't think I've seen a worser loss in not just college football, but in all of football history. This is by far the worst loss I've seen of any team by far.

I've seen a lot of football in my life. I'm a huge ruckus fan. I've seen a lot of ruckus games. I saw the organ game last year that was embarrassing. This was worse than that. I don't fucking get it. Everything that Shiong talked about in the off season. Oh, there's a vertical realignment. Oh, the defense is going to get better. We've hired this new coordinator. And none of that showed last night. I did not think the defense could get any worse. And it did get worse. Somehow it got fucking worse. I did not think that was possible. The quarterback seems like he had a rock for brain. He was scared fucking shitless. I just don't fucking get it. Fire Shiongou yesterday. What the fuck man? That was amazing. That was fantastic. And that was every single college football fan. The second their team loses a game every year. And Rutgers got theirs out of the way early. We're all headed for this, except for a couple of teams.

But I guess he kind of made a point there. We all laughed and pointed at Rutgers when it happened. But did we really stop and appreciate how bad of a loss it truly was? It's not your run of the mill embarrassing week one loss, which is something that happened Oklahoma state. It's not your run of the mill. Oh, we're not as good as we thought we were. It was a tune up game against the worst program in college football over a multi-year period. It was simply a way to show off your new toys. It was simply a way to get to the fireworks show. And not only do you lose, you don't lose on a referees call. You don't lose an overtime. You lose, you get thoroughly beaten from start to finish. It is not close. If I were doing the top 10 worst losses to start the season in the last three decades, that's on there. That's that's on there. That was really fucking bad. They got beat me. Yes, they got beat with a capital B. Next voicemail, please.

This is Frank's tank. You know, fight Kelly. I'm doing a good vine. Brian Kelly is getting ready to take over the rufflers. And I already hear that he's only asking for the gavable. You know, I already hear that he's only looking at his family and going, this thing of ours, because no way she's having to survive this. But Brian Kelly, get ready to join the jersey, buddy. Didn't know we were going to have that. Didn't know we were having Frank the tank. Voicemails are here to stay, folks. Frank can just call him whenever he wants. And honestly, when he started playing that, I was like, this is a pretty damn good Frank the tank impression. This is a really good ass. This guy is good. No, that was Frank. I was fucking Frank. And that was happy Frank. I like happy Frank. You know, you don't get it a lot. You get mad Frank. You get rage in rage Frank. You get sad Frank. You rarely get happy Frank.

And that was a good Frank right there. Another great voicemail. Another mother fucking voicemail. Next one, please. Hey, Brandon. This is Greg here. I don't know if you were able to see I tweet or you watch the game. Ones and sent 17 and 19. We were touched out. Both were real. I said, this is a real deal. You better watch this fucking process. This guy can pass the ball. He can free it. This is what the zoo needs. We don't need the run game like to talk about with Bill. We have a bunch of holiday and tomorrow night. Maybe a minority. He has shots. Maybe. But I said, this is a real deal. Caden Lee is a real deal. Northleaf is a real deal. Jarmal Lovoo Alumpay is a real deal. This is a team they got what it takes. Watch out for those Tigers. And we will be back in the next episode. I'm going to play the game. I'm going to play the game. I'm going to play the game. I'm going to play the game. Watch out for those Tigers. M-I-Z is September 26th. And so it goes. This is heavy. We are awesome Simmons. Kate you down. Right. I'm fine. I am so sick.

I am so goddamn sick. Of these fan bases and these fans getting wound up over a quarterback. Playing fucking air the first week. You didn't play anybody. You played a bad team. I'm so sick of getting excited over a quarterback playing against lesser competition. Have some sense. Realize the competition is going to get more. You're going to have to play Camario Taylor soon. And did you see him Saturday? He was amazing. He was unbelievable. Next voicemail, look at you. By the way, good batch of voicemails tonight. Hey Brandon. This is Ty from Michigan. As a lifelong Michigan fan and one who is very over all of the drama. And the mediocrity as of late from the program. Do you see Bryce Underwood making it out of the Oklahoma game as the starter, especially with all the chatter of Tony Carr throughout the off season? Thanks. Love the show. No, I think, and this isn't a shot at Michigan.

I think we have enough evidence now that and we have a coach going to a press conference and not exactly being glowing about this starting quarterback. He said he's just starting quarterback right now. I don't mean nothing. When Oklahoma shuts out Michigan this weekend, Bryce Underwood error might be over very quickly. I guess you can never say never, but it just feels like if they're going to save the season and be anything better than six and six, it needs to be with another quarterback. Unless he comes out and just absolutely takes a local home and then and then mixes all look foolish. I don't see it, but we'll see. All right. That's 658. Surviving Barstall finale is coming up in just a second. Thank you for watching. Thank you for being here. Blutman, good stuff. I don't have to tell you about surviving Barstall. The finale is coming up soon. You will know who won $250,000. And if you liked my rant at the end of the last episode, a lot of people did. I'm back for more in this episode. So enjoy. That's the Brandon Walker College football show. We'll be back on Thursday night. Wow. Right.

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