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IHIP News — WH in Total Meltdown Over This? Ted Cruz Attacked By JD on LIVE TV. Machine-transcribed; use the interactive transcript above to jump the player to any line.
Let's talk about the MAGA bench. We have kanks at the top. Now was an orange here. Now recently a chestnut brown also was pulled from the rubble at 9.11 and just the delusions of grandeur in which this man lives. So the people that support him to me are an interesting case study in complete submissive sicko fancy of the highest order. So let's take a gander at who's on the bench of MAGA. We have of course smokey isosyopath JD Vance and then your next option is lion Ted Cruz. And people are saying that these two as well as a little Marco Rubio will be running for president. But here is Ted Cruz responding to what I believe was a dig from the smokey isosyopath. Play the clip. Now you and he said this. I'd encourage any Republican. If you care about the country and I think all of us do, you should be focused not on
a job a few years from now. You should be focused on the midterms. Ted Cruz I mean look man he's just clearly Ted is a very authentic and likable guy and I'm sure he'll do great. What did you hear on that comment? Oh look I appreciate the kind words from the vice president. Authentic and likable guy which is interesting because everything I've ever read about Ted is that the Republicans hate him just as much as the Democrats do. I can't think of two words that are in more opposition to characterization of Ted Cruz than likable and authentic. Can you imagine and I'm sorry I have to bring this reference up again but I just can't help but think of him scampering through the cancun airport. Oh yeah. That's just what I think of Ted on vacation during a horrible, horrible tragedy. So interesting about the cancun fiasco is a story that was written and sourced. I believe it was the New York Times possibly the Washington Post but a very well sourced
story where everybody is going on the record, dogging him and trashing him and these are people within his friend group and his neighbors. Can it text through that I think? Yes. I'm talking about what a piece of shit he is and these are people that are not in politics that are just in his social circle. This guy is so universally hated that I think everybody in Washington when they hear the smokey-eyed sociopath say that about Ted Cruz knows that actually he was delivering a dead pan critique of Ted Cruz. Of course Ted Cruz feels nothing. I mean he feels absolutely nothing. He's like, I appreciate the kind words from the vice president but the Republican party is going through quite a few things and without Fox I think Trump's approval numbers would be in the teens. But Fox carries the water for this guy. I mean they go hard in the paint for him and how they go hard in the paint for him is by not covering him. Instead they are laser focused on one very popular, a majority elected, Zoran Mamdani and
here is Harris Faulkner on Fox. And I want you to notice the mental gymnastics she is going through here while Donald Trump is committing crimes. Mark Wayne Mullen is double dealing with RFK Jr. and getting kids addicted to shit. They're not covering any of that but this is what their laser focused on. The first part, why did he hand the pen to Ramsey Kassam? Because it sends the signal and by the way he didn't hand the pen to him. He gave it to his NYPD police commissioner Jessica Tish first and had her hand in the pen. That is a huge signal. This is a guy who just handed what saved so many people the head of the NYPD 25 years ago. He hands the pen to her as if to say just pass this along the one I'm really connected to is standing behind you. And why would I say that? There's always been this sort of connection. Okay.
Pause for just a second. See Josh, he hands the pen to the police chief who is super pro Israel by the way. But somehow he's hoodwing tur into then handing it to somebody who at some point represented somebody who was accused of being in al Qaeda. The mental gymnastics and as you can see, do you remember when Glenn back used to make all those crazy charts about like Obama and all of these? It's unbelievable to me. This Fox News channel, people would rather watch that shit than be told the truth. They would rather be lied to because they cannot handle the truth because their whole ethos is built on a house of cards. And if any of it is removed, you fucked up by triple trumping. You fucked up by believing all these Republican lies. FYI, the news channel, you've devoted 10 hours a day to watching. They lied to you, nonstop 24, 7, 365.
So they just sign up more and more and more to be lied. And this is a cultural problem in America. We have a percentage of the electorate that are such pussies. They would rather be lied to than hear the truth. And the psychology in that and we talk about this lot. The psychology of Fox News is they grab this boogeyman. Here the boogeyman is the terrorist. And you somehow try to link Mamdani to terrorist because he has I think a lawyer that works for him that had represented someone charged with terrorism before. And that's the link. But if you see, they always try to prop up this straw person. And what they're doing then is creating this narrative that Zorauna somehow attached to the terrorist that he somehow linked to someone involved in 9-11. That's their claim. And they do this with the trans female athletes. They do it all the time. And if you notice what's missing in any of their discussions is any debate about policy
that are going to help Americans in their day-to-day lives, it's always this fear-based link of someone on the left who's doing something that threatens their freedom, threatens their culture, their way of thinking. And they create this boogeyman narrative. And that's what we have here. And none of these people want to talk about again. And if you want to talk about 9-11, on September 13, our government, our FBI, cleared 160 Saudis to leave the country, two dozen of which were Osama bin Laden family members. Who does that? Two, and that's the bad. But none of us could fly. Yeah, all of it. None of us, we were all grounded. We could fly, but the George W. Bush administration cleared the relatives of- Of Osama bin Laden, who was the perpetrator of 9-11. You let his family members leave this country. The FBI vetted them and let them leave. And all of that is pursuant to the 9-11 commission. This isn't me just making this up.
The 9-11 commission made these findings. But yeah, they don't want to talk about that. Well, they also don't want to talk about this. Top up, Medi-Hassan's analysis of this. Mamdani's lawyer represented people accused of being terrorists, not at the time actually convicted in courts of being ones, because that's his job as a lawyer. Trump, on the other hand, invited the Taliban to camp David around 9-11 anniversary. Recently sent perfumes. There goes the buy rumors again. Only sent perfumes to an ex-alchid leader and his best friends with the Saudis. So shut the fuck up, maybe. Says, uh, uh, Medi. And this is the- this is a fundamental thing that the Democrats need to start doing in defense of our Muslim citizens in this country is. Fox wants to preach all this is Lama phobia to scare the shit out of you all of the time.
But they don't ever point out all of Trump and Jared Kushner's and all of the other people in the cabinet. They're double dealing. So they're fine doing deals with the Taliban, with the Saudis. Jared Kushner's made billions of dollars with the Saudis. And let's not forget the Saudis dismembered Jamal Khashoggi, poured him into a tube of acid and then poured him down the drain while his fiance waited outside and they are welcomed into this country. And every single bit of evidence points to the Saudis funded 9-11 and every president always kisses the ass of the Saudis, but somehow Zoran and passing the pin. It's just utterly, utterly insane. Fox News is such a disgrace. Right. Kylie, can you put that tweet back up for a second? And let's pretend like you put Obama.
Obama, on the other hand, invited the Taliban to camp David. He sent perfumes to an al-Qaeda leader. He's best friends with the Saudis. Just think if that was Obama that had done those things. What do you think Fox News would be saying on their show? I mean, the best they got is that a lawyer on Mumbani staff represented a terrorist when he was a terrorist. A alleged terrorist when he was a criminal defense lawyer when there are allegations pending against this man. But yet you've got concrete proof of some of the things Trump has done that they don't report on. It's a joke. It's a joke. I would argue that our current Attorney General Todd Blanche is also representing a terrorist and represented a terrorist in Donald Trump because Donald Trump has killed over 200 fishermen without due process. Donald Trump is responsible of being the commander-in-chief of the military of killing. I think it's almost 200 Iranian schoolgirls.
Now they've just bombed a wedding. So Todd Blanche has no problem representing terrorists either. And that's the thing about criminal defense lawyers. A lot of people, my husband here represents. I'm like, God, I can't believe you represent him. But either you believe in the rule of law and you believe people have a right to a vigorous defense or you don't. This is just all they have on this because they can't cover the next story that we're going to cover here about Corey Lewandowski and his corruption at DHS. Pop this up. The Wall Street Journal has just published a new story about Corey Lewandowski's corruption while he was a special government employee at DHS. Lewandowski pitched a wealthy Gulf state to quote, hire me on the side, offering help with issues under DHS jurisdiction, including visas. Now I just want to pause, leave that up. I want to pause right there and say, when Republicans want to do deals with rich Muslims, nobody talks about them as being terrorists or terrorists sympathizers or anything because
it's business and we're making money. So there's just going to leave that there. Your Palantir negotiated a $2.7 billion DHS agreement, the contract set unsigned while Lewandowski repeatedly sought a private one-on-one meeting with CEO Alex Carp, he's that kind of coped up looking guy that we've played videos, view all fours, just to reel in that. Carp and other Palantir officials were so uncomfortable with the circumstances that the meeting was canceled. The agreement was ultimately reduced to $1 billion. I just want to point out this and this is super important and also super juicy, but it is important. Chrissie Nome was head of DHS when Americans were shot called terrorists, called fucking bitches, stuff like that. That was under her tutelage that this stuff happened. All the same time she wears a Christian cross around her neck, nonstop and talks about the Lord and talks about Jesus and talks about family values.
While all this is going on, her husband, Big Titty Bryan, is on only fans saying he wants to be a trans bimbo slut. If this were in a Hollywood movie, you wouldn't believe it. And on top of that, Corey Lewandowski is her boyfriend, who she bought a private jet with taxpayer-funded money with a bed in it. But allegedly, they could bang on the plane because God only knows Big Titty Bryan was too busy on only fans. And these people want to lecture us about who can have children and who can breed and family values and who can marry and who can't marry. The call is coming from inside the house. It's always been coming from inside the house. Corey Lewandowski, Big Titty Bryan and Chrissie Nome are the perfect Republican family because behind all of these families that lecture us, the millers, the defies, they've all got shit like this going on.
All the sex workers are coming out now about Lady Graham and his red panties taking it in the, you know what? So I mean, just give me a break with all these people. The hypocrisy of Republicans, Christian Republicans. All I can say to that is Jesus is good. Jesus is good. Jesus works in strange ways. That's what's so rich about all of these narratives and all of these stories of Corey Lewandowski, Christie, known all of them. Don't be a Big Titty Bryan. I don't even know. I want you to say Big Titty Bryan. Say it Josh. Big Titty Bryan. Not Titty, Titty. Big Titty Bryan. Big Titty Bryan. Yeah. And did Fox News report anything about Big Titty Bryan? I think that I didn't kind of like one mention they kind of tiptoed around Big Titty Bryan a little bit, but the zero athletes in the WNBA and Hassan Piker, they've covered.
I think they talked about that. Do you think that Big Titty Bryan and Christie, do you think they go to church together? For sure. And do you think they probably absolutely can sit in the pew and they sing the hams and they give the a man's and do all that? I'm 100% because here's how these people operate. Big Titty Bryan, not only fans, wants to be a transbimbo but I support Big Titty Bryan, wanting to be a transbimbo but there's Big Titty Bryan and his pink panties with his and for the record, we support his right to be able to look like that. I support Big Titty Bryan being able to do that. I do too. But Big Titty Bryan's doing that. She's banging Corey Lewandowski allegedly. And then as Republican Christians think, we got a church on Sunday, that completely takes us back to zero. And then we can rinse and repeat. Do you think that Christie ever questions their faith when she sees that video of Big Titty Bryan and thinks maybe our faith isn't helping us?
Maybe our belief in this thing? Because that would mean she'd have critical thinking what she thinks when she sees that the devil's gotten into my family. It's all the devil's fault. So then they're not going to church enough? Probably. I don't know, or their prayer is not working or something. It's not working. Something like that. Well, if they could figure that out and let us know, we'd like to know the solution. What a fucking joke. A joke. He's a crook just like all of them. He's a dog killer, an adult, an oversaw, an agency where, before we even talk about what she did to undocumented children, separating them from their families, but she has the audacity to lecture anybody about family values when Big Titty Bryan popped that back up again. That's her husband. And she's having an affair with Corey Lewandowski who's trying to do deals with mother Muslims in Gulf states.
And even for Palantir, they're very, very much thought it was a bad deal. And those people are the worst operators on the planet. But this is Republican politics in a nutshell. Family values. Family values and Christian values and a belief system. Big Titty Bryan. Big Titty Bryan, okay. There you have it. All right. We'll be back later with more news.
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