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1:23Welcome everybody to Stubby's World. 904-800-Stop. Call the Stubby Hotline sponsored by physical. We'll solve all your problems. And today on the couch, very happy to have for the time being half of my one of my favorite podcasts. Because one of our fat idiot friends couldn't be less than 40 minutes late to a podcast. And noone. I hate to shit on a guy who's not here. No, no, no, don't worry. We will do plenty of it when he gets here, Kevin. I think you know. On Thursday, the last time I sold, I go, hey man, you got to lock in. And he goes, I swear he got to go, I'm more locked in than I've ever been. We're in big, big trouble, guys. We are in big, big trouble. It is funny though, because I just saw, look, guys,

2:25sorry, you know how this works. We record a little different. The tires premiere just happened. And I thought I was like, wow, fully locked in. That's a guy who's locked in. He looked locked in. He actually did. He looked somehow. He lost like a hundred pounds instantly. Like I saw when we were shooting tires. He was honestly, I was like, well, it looks like I'm not going to be the first one of our friends that dies. You know. And then I saw him at the premiere. I was like, holy fuck. Yeah, he really listened. He was looking great. He's looking great. His energy was good. He's doing well. He's making the steps immediately and immediately. He can't get right. And the thing is like, look, ultimately, I don't really give a fuck, but I see how much it's, it's, it's, it's not eating. Yeah. This is your life. This is like, dude, we're just missing like two PM deadlines. It's crazy. I'm like, dude, like, I have to tell him, like, listen, we're not like, we're not working at fucking Walgreens. Of course, we can, of course, we can break

3:27the rules we want. But at some point, you have to have some base professionalism. I'm like, I'm like, this isn't even our episode. Like, there's a stop. He's got a team of people. You don't even like, there's people have work right? Yeah. Yeah. That is true, including we should say our boy is here getting ready to take Eldis's job. Eldis training his replacement or he's maybe taking my job by now. Yeah. Yeah. That is true. That is true. Depending on where by the time this comes out, Eldis will have put him, we'll have put him on paternity leave. When he comes, when he tries to key back into the building, the fucking door will be the door going under the loop all these shares. Sick of the fake. Hey, kick me out of the Instagram account. What's going on? Don't worry about it. I just wanted you to focus on your new child. That's sick. Yeah. Screw him over for sure. Yeah. I don't know if you've ever tracked podcasts, but the OG producers

4:27got to go. That is true. That is not I'm not talking about anybody's. I mean, I would there is there is everybody's OG producer is that is dreams at some point this way on their own will. We would really we yeah, I can't wait till Eldis tries to start his own AI podcast and company red band rip off YouTube. Yeah. I'm like, Stavros called out the anti-wool comedian. You start you start a reaction channel. I need more jobs. Eld world. He totally didn't show up to the problem. That's what he's doing. I respect it. I'll feed you inside. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Let me wet my beak on the back end guy. I got all these guys dead to right. Oh, this one's to be elders wants to join the comedy TMZ Frey. On stream, baby downstream. I'm going downstream with my water tub and just catching what I

5:30can. Yeah. Eldis goes to like very low level comedy festivals just acts like a fucking celebrity. He's not an open mind. He acts like he's a scout for Stavros world. He's like, yeah, you got a kid. How we're so close. That's probably already happening. Can you say come 47 times in an hour? Dude, I just realized there's probably producers going to like shitty shows like producers of like made tier comedy podcasts and trying to fuck like open girl open micers right now. Listen, I am so involved. I'm so involved. It's not even movies. We don't even make anything that matters. We're waiting on our federal target brand new. Late an hour late to us hanging out. Our job is hanging out. And that was too. I can't not wait till fully gets here. And we should say also you guys have a maybe the last special you collaborate on. We have a YouTube special. I believe out now or maybe not. It's somewhat not on our YouTube page. I believe we're going with American garbage. So check that out. It's all if you ever know a live show or seen any live stuff.

6:34It's me and him on stage at the same time. We play AYG with the crowd. They send their garbage questions in like. I love it. You love it. Yeah. Yeah. You were whatever. Look who the fuck it is. Look at him. Go. Look who the fuck it is. Come on. Sit in your pieces. I didn't know Henry was going to be. Yeah. Surprise guest. Yeah. We should have played it that way. I do have good news. Okay. I might have pink eye. Get a little too buck wild at the fucking tires premiere foley. That's not pink eye. Put the sun. It comes in with the only lie I can do right away. Look at my eyes. Completely fine. That is the classic. That's it. I know it's not. We do that. That's like the inside. Were you eating ass cheeks foley? Yeah. A little bit of that. I apologize. What's going on, man? I'm telling you, buddy. All right. No, no, no. Nice.

7:35I'm in the dream. Why was the noon deadline too much for you? What was going on in your life? I live in a world of like 11.45. Okay. Respect. In a panic. What we're doing? Yeah. Yeah. In an absolute panic. Okay. Well, I'm glad I worked at about 11 o'clock. I just slept right through the fucking night. That's good. You know what? That's good. I feel like you need some sleep foley. Thanks, Pat. Yeah. How are you doing? Otherwise, man? Fantastic. I saw you three days ago. I know. I know. It was beautiful. We're going to live in the bodge. So you three days ago. Yeah. I just had lunch with you. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It was it was a very, I texted him. Send it to text. They impersonally. Of course. Is this me? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Hey, 10 o'clock. Hey, I'm getting to the office early. Maybe we can powwow. I'm like, if you want to link up, we can head to Stavis together. Right through that. I then text our group with like all the AYG guys. I'm like, it's I'm like, hey, this is what I'm thinking for this. We got the special coming. This is like,

8:36all hands on you for this. Of course. Of course. It's all hands on me. You're in the we're in the middle of it. We're in it. We're away. In fact, Stavis, Uncle Stavis on Netflix right now. Yeah. Check it out. Hopefully by now, it's it's been number one. Hard. All three weeks. I think I get you your brain. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You have pink brain conjunctivitis on your brain stem. No, it hasn't come out through the through the magic of podcasting fully. It has not come out. You're hoping by the time this comes out of the right. It'll be a it'll be a phenomenon. Exactly. Right. So even though you're let your sharp. You came out swinging. So yeah, by and American garbage is already garbage is out. It's number one on YouTube. It's what they said. It's yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's it's taken over videos of that Brazilian guy grilling meats. You guys ever fuck with it. I don't know who that is. I believe his name is dude over some shit. Do you know him? We got different. I'll go. It's guy. Yeah. My out goes salt. Bay guy. No. Salt. Bay guy. First of all, I want to want his

9:38restaurants by accident. Awesome. That was the worst. Yeah. Of course. Dude, he had this guy. It wasn't even him. I had like a bootleg salt. Bay. So they have guys that look like him? Just pretending. Yeah. It was a good Tuesday night downtown. It wasn't it wasn't even the main restaurant. My wife made the reservation just because we were in that area and this guy was like sensually feeding her meat. No. What? I'm gonna fuck this. You came out. You came out. I'm gonna fuck this dude up. And then he came over to me and was I'm like, dude, I'll be more man. Getting cut to dinner. Dude, we're in an empty restaurant. It holds 550. It's like an airplane hanger. We're the only two in there. That's so funny. I hate it. That's so beautiful. It's like 350 for two of us. The inner soul. I hate it. I do remember what I remember about somebody is Ian doing this like two years after it was like a reference. You know, I just remember a video. That's all that's that's my. I mean, I haven't seen Ian probably in a year. And I'll remember a time she's embarrassing on the internet. That's my that's my relationship. And you know

10:42what? He brings me joy when I remember those moments. Of course. You know, it's like, oh, that's fucking hilarious. What do you do that? Well, he's actually doing very well and he's a good guy. He doesn't like it. Hold on, man. You cannot be late. It also fucking be a wet blanket on the podcast. Oh, look, guys who wake up are always hilarious. Yeah, that's my friend. He's doesn't like when you make fun of Ian. And I just saw him five days ago. Okay. When he welcomed me into his home, they're living together really? Ten years. Theoretically. I've stayed there one night. Holy shit. That now that is awesome. We got bigger issues. That is a beautiful room. Like 40 you and Ian in your 40s as roommates is so fucking awesome. You know what? I think it's cool. He's 50. You know, be cooler. Holy fuck. That's a reality show I would actually pay that I would love you got to put coming soon on our you garbage patreon. That's right. Go pros on every corner of the house. I don't think so. Well, there's that yes end. Sure. I'm sorry.

11:47Um, yeah. Yeah. I mean Ian's basement. Oh, the old pot in the podcast studio right next to it. Yeah. They record on Tuesdays. Okay. So you gotta be out of that. You gotta be out. Yeah. Yeah. When you see the door, the sock on the podcast studio door handle, you know, they're recording. It's a steel door with a slide on it in my door. Yeah. There's no windows. No air conditioning. And a funk that I really can't quite put my finger on. The mix of podcasting and Ian's lifestyle. I think is that something. I don't know what it is. But I do have a half a bath down here, which is that's beautiful. Yeah. That's big. There's no no going upstairs to piss. He loves me up there. He sleeps with the door open. It's fantastic. It's a real home style. It is. It is. You know, he's lived there for like what 15 years. He's been there. He lived there and then moved back to Philly. Then moved back to that apartment. I had the apartment because he had his boys in there. Right. Right. Right. Yeah. Smart. That is his. Ian's best move is like being a very, very low

12:47level slum lord is like holding onto that apartment and like renting it out and just taking a little bit off the top. You know, just a just a little bit. And that allows him to put up his friend Hank in a time of in a time of need. Yeah. Good man. He is not charging me at all. Wow. Until three months after I move out. And then you get a juice is running. Then you get an item. I just bill every snack you ate. I didn't know you were flushing the toilet 45 times I'd like to say Ian does not sound like that and rethink doing that voice. Next time, Kevin. Ian sounds like that. You haven't talked to him in a year. He's out of your side. He's a good friend of mine. All right, Folly, we get it. You don't want to pay rent at the end of the house. I feel like me and Folly are going to jail together and I'm chained to him. He's just like and muck and me. I can't pay rent. You can't. No. Why is that? No, I could. He's being nice.

13:48Okay. Yeah. I thought there was like a legal thing you can't for some reason. He legally doesn't have any money. Yeah. I think it's illegal. Little mix up down at the bank for going on. Go ahead. They say I'm broke. I'm pretty sure I had something. Yeah. He got a little sum in there. Yeah. Well, how you doing, brother? You're looking. I we were talking before. Thank you. I remember. I remember before. He's just nice to be spoken of. I remember during tires, we were both in pretty rough shape. My back was fogged. I felt. Yes, filming tires. Filming tires. We were filming it. That was about rock bottom, I would say. Yes. From it seemed like you were about to fucking lose your mind every moment of the day. Yeah. And I was very happy to see you look like shit too. What do I do? I had to rush that to your bones. I said, you're both like, I couldn't even. No, granite. You were still extremely wealthy and doing very well at the time. Yeah. Wait, if you do really, if you really lost your money, your mother fuckers make like so. I'm doing all right. Yeah. I know you're doing fine. I'm killing it. I got to put this up. I'm just for the fucking child. This fucking guy's 50 and Ian's basement. He ends the one you're leaving off of his crazy, dude.

14:50And I can't bring myself to stay there. This stability. That's a crazy. Which I think it actually works out. We're a good family over there. I do think you guys are very compatible in a very funny way. We're kind of are he's the roommate or the friend I've always been looking for. He's like me. I feel like I've been pretty good. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Keep in your life for the past four years. Yeah, but you don't have been a pretty good guy. You don't build for it to make race. Krispie treats me. That is too whimsy. You're right. You're missing whimsy. You're right. I could. I wouldn't describe you as whims. No, I'm a very fucking me. Even as a young man, I didn't see you were never whimsical. No, no, no, it was kind of funny. When we built our studio, we were sitting in the, you know, we didn't finish and we were like somebody was making fun of me. They're like, ah, you know, you don't have any imagination. I'm like, you're sitting in my fucking imagination. Yeah. Imagine. That's just a room. Yeah. That we all grew up in. It's a room with three microphones in a table. It's a family room. I'm like, fuck. This episode is sponsored by Blutchew. Have you ever seen a Blutchew wrapper on the street? Now that's a walk of fame. Blutchew gold is better sex in a tablet, my friend. They

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17:59You know what I mean? You stop fighting them. Yeah, I did. But you wanted to. Oh yeah. Did you fight it for a while? I'm seeing you look great too. Every day I'm fighting, dude. I have the joke in the special but it's but you're sorry to do my act. But I killed a chain show by the way. I was very fast. That was all that was very fun. But I have the joke where it's like it's working. But every game goes seven. Every series goes seven. Sure. Every game goes the overtime. Like I push. I push these drugs to them limit. I've lost maybe a pound and a half a month on the world's most powerful medicine. You know what I mean? Like you don't want to lose it too fast though. Right. Right. God forbid. Yeah. I mean you of our top two health problems. I would say losing weight too fast. Now you want to be me. You have to worry about. Believe it or not. Actually I also have a GLP one joke in my set as well. Yeah. Yeah. Interesting. Feel free to to a bastardized version of it. Now if you know I got a guy just did you know better. Oh, that was just a setup. I watched he said. I was an opening riff. I watched. I watched. He said on Saturday and everyone was dying.

19:00I sat there in silence. I'm like, fuck. There's another fat guy out here doing fat guy material. What? He does the same exact jokes that I do but a million times better. Then brings it all back together and kills with something smart. Fuck. I'm sorry to make you feel that way, Hank. You have a natural charm. Look you got all your hair. You know what I mean? Look at that. Yeah, dang. Would you really trade it? Let's be honest. Well, here's the thing about that. Yeah. I think you're way more interesting on cameras. So it's actually better. Okay. All right. You know what I mean? Yeah. Yeah. Dennis Fronstein. How like a fucking moron. I see what you mean? You're sort of in no mess and you're the most handsome obese, former addict. Yeah. And that's kind of you're not getting any leading man roles for that. Can't be a leading man. It might be too good looking or too young looking to play like that bastard on young. My dick. What are you talking about? I gave you good. I gave you good looking. I don't like to watch it on young. Do I look 50? Also too good. Look. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He says something just made my hat to call that out.

20:05That's my my. I'm too good looking to play the buddy. Let me tell you what. Let me tell you what. Fuck me. No, no, you're not. Fair enough. That's what I had to tell you. What's been holding you back? You're not losing weight. You're not in the age of losing weight too fast and you're not too good looking to play the buddy. But fair enough. But you are wonderful in the season of tires. You are short of my nemesis, right? Yeah. We were boys. I love it. That was the most that you and I work together on any. It was really fun. And I remember to leave in there every day when we did the strip club scene. Oh, I remember and I think I told Kevin about this, but you have like a confidence on set to operate in your own way that I don't have. That's great for me. Well, you should. Yeah. I mean, first of all, it's our friend show. Of course. You know, it's like what I mean choices choice right in the scene. You know what I mean? Right, right. That you the way you operate is good for me to see. Yeah. I love that. Let your nuts in. You're a great actor fully. Thank you. But yeah,

21:07appreciate it. And we do the we have some incredible stuff. I mean, we we do hit it. You know, it's out on that. It's tires has been out now for about a month. Surely you've seen it. But we have a wonderful strip club scene. We do a lot. We work with Bobby Lee a lot. He was fucking hilarious. We work with Mr. Bobby Lee. Bobby Lee also killed at that show. So he did. He did. Bobby. The funniest thing I say I love Bobby. He came out. He came out. He came out. Shane's view South Carolina Shane Gillish show. There was what 12,000 14 like something crazy right? The arena. Actually, maybe it was a little it was a small arena. Sure. Um, hilarious to see. That's even like, yeah, like, yeah, just a small arena. You know, I mean, yeah, hilarious. Like, yeah, we will never touch that. But how many zones pretty cool too? On a Tuesday night, you sell that out. That checks pretty good. Yeah. Yeah. They throw in a pizza. If you sell it out, uh, Bobby comes out the first thing he starts going. He's starting. We are Charlie Kirk. We remember that. We can't be the flame.

22:12He gets the biggest top of the night because it's Bobby Lee. Yeah. And then immediately he starts saying the Charlie Kirk song and everyone is kind of mad at him. And then he immediately wins them back like two seconds later. He's so he's such incredible. He really can like, even when I'm talking to him, I'm like, what's like, it's like hard to track it in conversation. Totally. Totally. As a performer, he's fucking. Yeah, he's the bag. He's so magnetic. Yeah, he literally went from zero to a thousand two seconds. As soon as he got on that stage, he took it over. Yeah. Yeah. No, he's the fucking man. But it's good stuff. I love horrible actor. Not good looking enough to play the best friend. Yeah. Not even close. No, he kills it. So does the guy that plays his dad? Yeah. Yeah. He was great. He was great. I love a stern Japanese guy. I believe he was Korean. Okay. Fair enough. Yeah. Yeah. We try to mix that up. That is a joke. That is a joke in the show about us being racist. But you did it for real. Yeah. He's a method actor. I was like, these guys are joking. He's business man. And somebody yelled out their Korean. I was like, what, Bobby, you're Korean?

23:14Whoa. And now, cuisine wise, who did you take Korea over Japan? What do you think? Yeah, it's his real hell. Let's talk. It's tough, man. I never fucked with Korean food until I met my wife. She's from Hawaii and all that little melting pot stuff. Sure. And I never thought like when I smelled kimchi for the first time when her mom came to this. You're still out on the cheap. I mean, did they make chicken fingers? It was like, what the fuck? Yeah. And then all the stuff for Korean barbecue. I don't know what it. I can't identify on the side dish. I like that Korean barbecue. Korean barbecue is good. Korean barbecue is good. Now, Japan just has sushi going for it. It has ramen going for it. And they have a version, which I'm sure is just a colonizer stealing a good thing from the country they colonized. They have their own little barbecue called the Yak-i-niku, I believe. Yak-i-niku, yeah. Yak-i-niku, something like that. So unfortunately, I hate to say to my Korean brethren, brethren, who I do consider myself an honorary for some reason, only because I've

24:19eaten so many short ribs. But I do think unfortunate. Now, look, Korea, come at me. If I'm wrong, if you have some kind of... It's like about North Korea, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly. The people's Republic. If I'm wrong and you have some kind of something that goes toe-to-toe with ramen and sushi, I'm all ears. Because your barbecue is better than Yak-i-niku, but... Wow, I forgot about ramen. That's tough. Ramen's tough. Japan has a nice, they got a lot of good stuff going on. I heard it pretty good take on ramen. The ramen you've kind of introduced to always stage your favorite ramen. That's on that. Absolutely, because the first ramen I was introduced to was 25 cent. Not that. That's the biggest ticket. That was the Oodles of noodles. No, I mean, the first ramen I had was... Like, first real ramen. You're like, it's in your neighborhood that you get a lot because the primarker. Which was... When was that? This was... I mean, the first ramen I've had was in DC, actually, Brandon Wardell, shout out to Brandon. Who also... He grew up in Hawaii for a lot of the time and then...

25:23And he's at Filipino. He was more in touch with Asian cuisine. And I remember when he was like, let's go get ramen. I was like, what the fuck are you talking about? Because all I knew it as was the fucking Maruchin or whatever the fuck. Yeah, beef. I know that was bad. I was crushing them fresh. I mean, you're a college. Of course. No idea. Of course. Oh, a nice college way to do it too is a little cream cheese in there. Get it, get it, get it. Like, almost make Alfredo. Make white trash, white trash, fucking ramen Alfredo. Put some hot sauce and some cream cheese in there. Pretty nice. Damn, stop it. Pretty fucking nice. Yeah. I used to make spaghetti out of it. Not put the packet in. I'll put ketchup and ground beef. Okay, all right. I'm like... Yeah, ground beef, but... I mean, innovators. A box of pasta is like $1.49. True. But did you like the... Yeah, like the noodles. I'm with you. The brains. I get it. Yeah, we just... I was thought of as that wine mousset there where I was like, I knew what he was doing. Yeah, I was like, I'm out of my depth. Yeah, yeah. Plus, spaghetti takes longer to cook and it's messy and chill like that. Longer. Longer to cook is

26:27where you're losing me fully. We're talking about... Spaghetti cooks wings longer than it's versus, you know. And as a kid, I'm... I got a brown-to-ground meat too. Right. That was right, don't you? What? Sorry, don. That's a leftover delivery. You were kind of doing... You got to deliver it. Yeah, it's right. Now I had to do the ground beef. I thought it was a leftover situation. You know... Left over ground beef. That's not a patty, fully-moved. You're more than... Go to the dog. Respect. Yeah. Most of her refrigerator now is for the dog. You can't tell. Sweet potato is ground turkey. So the dogs eating better than you are, basically? At the house these days, yeah. So your mother's dog was in a loving home and gets cooked for and you're an Ian's basement. That's very true. That's very true, baby. So remember when you said tires was your rock bottom? No, you're building back up and I love that. Thank you, baby. We're going to get back in there. Yeah, you had your bad tooth. You had your back. Oh, the tooth. I forgot

27:27about the tooth. Which was wild. That was another thing I gave you so much credit. What was the bad tooth? I had to get my fucking tooth pulled. Yeah, you got bad teeth all now. Dude, I got bad everything about it. You had a constant toothache. I had a constant toothache and my back was fucked and I got a little buck wild off the GLP. I tried to fight them one week because they were having... Because they had some like some guy was visiting... Like producers were visiting and then a reporter was visiting that you were in your brain. So we had a couple very decadent lunches. Yeah, that was a nice lunch. That was a nice lunch, but then I was the only stunt day on tires. I had wild diarrhea when we're whipping around that course. And I was just like holding my asshole shut. Dude, it was tough. It was tough. Have you ever had a... What's the greatest distress you've had off the GLP ones? He gets a... He's bad with it. Yeah, I get it. Usually... Which it's calmed down a little bit because I really have stopped eating to the point of where I get full and at night and shit like that because I get it. If I

28:28ate too much at night, I would literally wake up the next morning, have sulfur burps. I hate those. And then everything in my stomach would liquefy and I would have liquid diarrhea and cramps for like the next three or four days. Brutal damn. Which is a great way to thin down. Of course, sure. You know, because the opposite of that... The weekend shitting your brains out. Yeah, the opposite of that is I'm all backed up. I don't shit good on it at all. You know, I had zero no complications. Not one side of that. No, I'll just if I like really push. If we don't like, we're gonna go sometimes we went out to dinner as a good team and I'm like, drinking fucking martini's or my hands and then we're doing apps and desserts and let me try that. That'll absolutely. But if you started heavy too, you didn't like start out small. Now I went to someone like crack doctor in Midtown. Someone walked in and she was it was empty. Yeah, that's a good one. And just her and she's like, you got to buy it through me. I give it to you. Straight needs of no pen. Heavy, really? So you would go in and she gives it to you?

29:31Yeah, I get it from the hand it to me. I buy it's like I have my credit card. She hands me a vial of drugs. Like bread for her. Yeah, it didn't feel good. Do you know it's the is it at least labeled as the vial? I sent it to a doctor. I know to get to get to get sent this. I used to get to check what it was. No, like a picture. Okay. Why don't I know what was in there? It was definitely generic and she didn't give you a cocktail. It was a mix of what are the two? Manjaro. Yeah, we were she gave you cocktail. Are you supposed to mix them? I was snake. And a little bit of a little bit of a mooth. I thought. Yeah, gimli. I take some triple sec on the back end. Yeah, it was yeah, but that's that stuff. Because now I'm on the regular whatever we go because it was so expensive. It was like really expensive because you're paying cash. I'm just paying cash. And then I switched to just like one of the services that's less expensive now. But that shit would hit you and you would be like yeah, it was like fucking it felt like chemo. Yeah, it's brutal. It was really fucking bad. Yeah, you never got sick or got zippy burps. Yeah, well, I think we're quick. That's nice. Yeah,

30:36I think for us, I think we're the same type of guy where because it took I was I remember you watched like the first tour doc and I kept saying like man, I keep getting food poisoning. And it was like, wait, are you or you just overeating on a medicine design to stop you? And I truly had to it was like, it's like I had to hit the electric fence for a year before I learned how to do it. And even now I just feel like I know the rhythms of the of yeah, you can like I can I can get you get caught with your hand in the cookie jar like I can see a little bit, but I know how to not get for the mouse trap. Get the cheese before the trap first day. You got to be real careful first and second day are very I'm opposite. First two days, I'm still I'm still playing with house. You later interesting. Yeah, no, no, for me, it's definitely the first. If you overeat that first day, you really pay for it. It's it doesn't you don't feel it and that's the danger day. Today, the day you take the shot because your body's still like it hasn't kicked in yet, but the second, if you have two decades, that next day's brutal. And the last day, the day before the shot,

31:39that's like I think the analogy I don't know if I said it on the pot or just I didn't conversation once, but if you're played like a stealth game, like Metal Gear Solid or some shit, we're like, you know, you have to wait for the guard to go to the end of the hallway. And then for the one second that he turns his back, you have to like dart. That's the last day where I'm like waiting for the warden and I'm like, you know what I mean? Then I'm like eating chicken wings and that's when I'm that's when I'm scheduling team dinners and shit like that. But then, you know, you pay, you know, you just don't have a sniper. If if you try and and mathematically see how many calories you can get without getting sick on this medicine, it completely defeats the purpose of the medicine. But, you know, whatever, but at the same time, like you said, it took me a year hitting electric fence. It's like, you know, well, you had 30 some years of the opposite. It's like one year to correct 30 years of baby hape. Yeah. Isn't that bad? It is until, you know, in four years, we all find out our kidneys have been liquid liquid liquefy. No way. They've been using it for third. I mean, it's generic at this point. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So it's fine. I don't know if there's a weed killer for

32:43my roundup. 12.5 roundup. It's way cheaper. Just spray it in your mouth. Spray a little spray on the food. Yeah. I mean, if a pizza tastes like shit. Ellen, you're fighting it. How you're never are you do you think maybe you are you do you see these Velt three gentlemen? Do you get jealous? He doesn't. I'm right. I'm ready to come around. Yeah. My sister just started it. She like, you know, has two kids and she fucking loves it. Yeah. It's like one of the most positive reviews of GLP ones I've ever heard. And I'm like, you know, I'm fucking 37. You have a child now probably by the time this comes out, you will have a child. Exactly. I don't know. I'm going to be 50 55. You know, that kind of dude. I gotta say, I did it for I went we were like getting ready to have the baby. And it's like, I don't know. I would be like significantly worse. Yeah. A big, a big reason that's why I did it too.

33:45For Kevin's son. I wanted to be a man. Yeah. Well, a big reason I'm really open to it now. Because I've had like some fucked up knee pain. I don't know if it's because I'm fat. Let me stop you right there. What do you think the other option is? Your years of top tier athletic performance. All those downside. Too many long after the windmill. I mean, I'm not so want to do it. But was it worth it? How does he don't need it though? I think I need it. Yes, he does. What do you think so? We are just staying out for me. No, he's fine. I mean, he carries it better. But he needs it. We should be dead. You know what I mean? Like we have we have evaded like nature for so long. That's what a guy who actually needs it looks like. We needed intense medical intervention 10 years ago. Me and you sure. This is a guy who needs it. I haven't been able to like get under 300 in a long time. Now you could say have I been really trying to exercise and die? No, but I'm ready to just put poison in my body. That makes me hate food a little bit more.

34:51Yeah, he's tall. I know I know I'm built like LeBron James. I didn't say that. Thank you, fully. You just talk about our hands. I don't want to kill a two hardwood did chicks. What do you like in addiction with food? Do you like that with food? Yeah, of course. Okay, yeah, that's what you need it. Which a lot of people don't understand. Of course. All those naysayers out there. I think you can fuck themselves. Of course. When you work out and do this, I do it. Fuck you. Yeah. Well, there definitely is a type of like being fat is the one thing that crosses all cultures and everyone no matter how downtrodden you are in society, the fat version of that is even more downtrodden. So it's kind of unites humanity across races, sexualities, genders. Everybody looks down on the fat version of who they are. And then they can say like, I'm better at least I'm better than them. Sure. You know, across. So it's like, you know, and some of

35:52these guys who have no personality whatsoever, we haven't had to develop personalities because the world looked at us and was disgusted from the after we once you stop being cute at like eight. Then the world as a fat. You're just a tough. Yeah, it's the first time you get a stand. The first time you get a fucking ice cream stain on your sweater. It's over, bro. The first time you're fat and sloppy. I saw a guy I was at a wall while yesterday and I'm like, I'm fucking getting a sizzle. I'm driving. Yeah, getting. Getting a probably two breakfast sandwich. I'm having a bad day. I'm like a cheat day. I'm getting it at Wawa. And I'm parking. Do you have a drive ahead of you? Were you driving? I was driving from the shore. Yeah. Yeah. And I'm like, my driving was sleeping in the back. My wife was in the back seat making sure he was sleeping. She was like, not an off. And I'm like, I'm just you're in the zone. I'm going to have to do Wawa least he's two sandwich and I'm a cup of coffee. And I'm Wawa's your co-past your co your co-pilot. Absolutely. I get that. And I pull up. Right. And I'm like, dude, as I'm loading the car, I'm like,

36:54I'm getting it. I'm getting it. I'm getting it. I'm not getting it. I'm getting it. You're doing that. Oh, yeah. That dance. And I'm like, it's just whatever the real standard on when I get there. I don't know. It's a really. Exactly. Yeah. Maybe I'm it. Maybe I go fuck that. No, stay true. Or maybe I don't. And there's something so you don't even know. I don't know. You give your I have no idea. Surrender yourself up to the to the whims of the universe. And I, you know, meanwhile, what happens is you get it actually even more than you would have just planned to get. Sure. Oh, sure. Yeah. But I will say, and this happens every now and then. And like, I get it it gets burned into my brain. And I use it as I get out. And honestly, like, if I didn't move to New York, I would I would be 400 pounds at a Wawa. Like, I would for sure. That's where I would be. Which is weird that I didn't move to New York. That's crazy. Fully would be a piece of eating sweet potatoes with this dog. And ground turntake and ground turntake. They're watching the meeting in the middle. They got a piece of ramen. They suck. A big ramen noodle,

37:57lady in the tramping it when we stopped taking this subway. Oh, that blue one. You had a car in New York. That's when I attribute everything back to that Jeep. That's so funny. He turned into a different guy. That's so funny. Dude, this guy's coming out. And he's got he's got my order. He's got the double stack of the Sizzleys. He's got a gallon of Wawa. And you know, that's just for him. That's a serving. He's one of those fats. It's like, it's like he's about to pie. You know what I mean? Like, if you hit him with a needle, the next swollen every and he gets in a fucking 2004 Cavalier. Doesn't even do that. He's most of the people goes low. Yeah. Yeah. And I went, don't be that. Don't be that guy. And that doesn't get to him personally. I said, I that is genuinely what you do. I would give it to your addiction. That guy is an avatar for what you could be. Could I what I could be? Yes. And I went man, then I didn't. I got the egg bites. Which shout out to the Wawa egg bites. They are really. Yes.

38:59Stell it. Really? They are. Elvis, have you had them? I know you're an egg bite champion overall. Where are you an egg bite? You an egg bite said star. I love I love the starbuck's egg bite. I had a good one otherwise. Yeah. Starbucks lost it. Oh really? They cooked them. Someone were cold in the middle of the mushy. I will give you that. It's not. Yeah. He's talking about it. No, no, no. It's me. The consistency is not there. It's insane. I'll give you that. But they've lost it. Still. That's a good one. You get a good one. You know who like Starbucks, Ian, Fight As. What do you do? What works at a starbucks? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You do the red pepper ones, the white ones. No, I got to get the bacon, Gruyere. Yeah. Yeah. That's a great. I like the white one. This is so funny. I also like the veggie ones. Yeah. Yeah. And I started with the obviously you start when you're fat as shit. You obviously the first one you order is the bacon one. Yeah. But even that, I'm like, what's the point? But then I'm like, this is just it really feels like too much. Good. That even sounds like a fat cheese. It is a fat. It's the bacon, Gouda egg bite. Egg bite feels like it should be spread onto a fucking thing of sourdough.

40:01It's not it's not a bite on it has no crunch. That's no. It needs the texture. They miss on the texture. They do. They do. For sure. I would get the hand. Sorry to get the ham and Swiss baguette and throw a couple of egg bites on there. Now we're talking. Holy. That's beautiful. I am past that part of my life. If I ever get back there, I will. It's over for me. 100% my back is like honestly having back pain is unfortunately like the reminder where I'm like, this is because you're fat as shit. Yeah. Yeah. I always thought it would be I always thought it would be blood work. I always thought I would get diabetes. I always thought I'd have a heart problem. The cat's home like that. Luckily, we've avoided that. But I never thought it would be structural. I never thought about just the weight you're putting on your fucking on it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. What is it lower back? The vertebrae. I have a couple vertebrae is very fucked up. I should read it. I should read it out one day so that some doctor can diagnose me via the podcast. But I have spondyliosis or some bullshit. I don't know. I don't fucking know. Dude. I just don't know. I'm so fucked. I'm so fucking fucked.

41:03But before we move on, I want to say it's all the Wawa people out there. The egg bites, they sit there in the heat lamp. So they stay warm and they're constantly crisp. That's all I want to say. Try them out. All right. We will we will have to do some investigation. You know, this we do need to weigh in on that as well. I'm always down. I'm a big sheets guy. I love the sheets. Food is funny. You mentioned that crazy. Uh oh. He's a sheets guy now. Yeah. I'm not a sheets guy now. Wow. That's crazy. You think you think you start a podcast with a guy your your best friends are 50 years. You can become a sheets guy. I just want to become listen, I've been taking a lot of heat on the pod for my new life, my hip ways. Yeah. Give me something. Tell me now new music. Tell me give me something. Tell me. Tell me. Oh, what's the tattoo? Butterfly. Come on, man. Where is it? Join the band. No. Mixing around with a couple of guys are working at the middle of the midlife. He's in a proper midlife. Yeah. I mean, I would say three quarter life crisis. But yeah, 95% like he's now a sheets guy. All that aside, he's a fucking sheets.

42:04She's got to live it up the next few weeks. You know what I mean? She's sheets guys. Not as a why I mean, look, being from the greater Philadelphia area, that feels that feels like being a traitor to me. Let me ask you this. She just like Western Maryland. It's like Ohio. Ohio, Western Maryland. Like Frostburg where my brother went to college, it was the first place I encountered a sheetberg. It's like middle of it's like the middle of Pennsylvania over. Oh, exactly. Yeah, pistol. So to me, that feels ludicrous for you to say. But if you're driving out there and they're in a wawa, are you going to stop there and get something? No, you just say no, you just stop at a fucking gas station. You don't just become a gas station guy. Like if I fucking stop at a random gas station. If I guess I'm not I'm not all of a sudden a sonoco guy because I got a fucking you don't come on and go, you know what's great at sonoco. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, that's what I'm saying. I just happen to stop at a sheet and I give a glowing review of that. The glowing review. Like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. They got a lot going on. They got the cooler with the beers and stuff like that. Okay. Slushies. Look, sheets to me does feel very wawa adjacent. I'm not I don't mean there's a big beef.

43:04I mean, there's a proper rivalry in the state of Pennsylvania. If we're being if look, if we're rooting for the Capitol, there are exact oranges. If but it's a civic matter for because I look, if we take the what the what each chain symbolizes away, then yes, they're both fucking good if we're being honest, right? But it's not about the actual offerings. It's about what it what it means to your like I'm a royal farms guy and I will always be a royal farm guy. I got that chicken the chicken. I mean, I had it. I think about it. You got to get in there. You got to get in there. And then I work on it and put it in a different place. I can objectively say the greater offerings of wawa there's more at a wawa. There's more to sheets, but we we nail what we do well. I respect it matters to me. It's it's it's it's emotional to me. I have a sentimental bond with it and I will you will never hear me say I'm a wawa guy ever because I'm a royal farms guy. Sure. I was do I like wawa. Yes. So I just think you need to think about I never said it was a sheet guy. He put those work. Yeah. I went there once and I liked it.

44:08All right. All right. I think that's Kevin just misled me then. I thought you had some I thought it's part of your midlife crisis. You are now it's a now to wawa and I am sheets only. I'm getting a sheets butterfly tramp stamp start dating a girl from sheets. That I would believe that. That's that is the least far fetched thing I've heard so far. She gets a 10% this. Yeah. I like mozzarella sticks and my sandwiches. That's nothing wrong with that. You ever call a business gets sent straight to voicemail that's clearly from 2015 and just hang up. Yeah. Your customers do that to you too. That's why at some point you just got to say let's fucking quote. Today's episode is about you by quote spelled Q U O the business phone system built so you never miss a call with quote all your calls texts and voicemails live in one place. So anyone on your team can pick up a conversation see the full history and respond fast.

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46:13this part of your life very differently in a in a very artistically interesting way you're the suburb near you are literally a suburban dad that's a that's a good be your you're literally a suburban dad with an above ground pool and you know and you know and 80 bucks wow do you have a good time with it yeah it's currently green but yeah but the maiden voyage was nice great it's not yeah but I'm still he's getting actually pull I have to think about getting it you got to what's the fucking point of becoming rich by accident if I don't live in that that's like we don't I'm still here all the time I'm still in New York we just go there your vacation home in Jersey it's my it's my country you're country you're country coming Jersey city wherever the I mean it's my touch and you know interesting I like that that's a nice move you want your child to fucking frolic a little bit yeah oh it's also I yeah you just do the thing we're like we you know I woke up at this morning with them and I took them out back he's in the sandbox I got the dog run I'm having a coffee the dogs chasing a fox and then we come up here and it's like

47:16you know some guys you know of course out front of your just shitting on your literally shitting on your doorstep no no I we had a we had so we had a friend of the program who said that was a big problem for him and he asked us to cut it out because he told the story about a guy literally shitting on his doorstep yeah over and over again and he was like hey man I have a baby I don't want to explain to my child this this little early to explain a grown man shitting on the it's better imagine trying to to potty train your fucking baby and they just see a grown man shitting outside and they're like we doesn't have to fucking shit the toilet why do you know why the city we're talking about isn't the city I mean weird in the suburbs yeah yeah yeah I mean that would be insane and fucking my touch and um bored and down that's awesome and so you're so I like it it's are you enjoying fatherhood I'm enjoying fatherhood uh yeah it's really it's fucking awesome but you do realize like that yeah it's like it happens you changed yeah oh okay I see I see the I see the intentions yeah I see the tensions here he doesn't even get blackout drunk with

48:18me four times out of the week I still do that yeah not with me though oh I see suburban friends oh I got a dose yeah like my wife has made friends he knows the tension so maybe some of full these maybe he's acting out Kevin he's maybe he's this is his way of say hey pay attention to me you're he gets a lot of it yeah and that's bad news what dude I want more attention some weeks than myself unfortunately that's where we're at talk about the electrical fence I finally learned to stay off kippy's radar right okay okay interesting so this is yes your your relationship is this is phase three basically of us of you because phase one is you know open micers together sure initial friendship phase two is when I was in charge running the right you're because you're 40 years older than everybody at all point he was in charge yeah I looked around like you got to get out of the way yeah let me start getting some shit though as an open micer what's a decade older than you

49:20you're like well that's a guy I need to respect for sure and then you start realizing like now they didn't no I did and I still I still respect it to a obviously and the things you're good at yeah the certain thing he just like you know but he was the kind of guy we would start hanging out like an open mic and then he didn't have sig so he bum sigs off you know which I'm Pro-C.A. You know I want to smoke and say so it's of course but then he'd be the kind of guy like yeah let me get a ride home I'm like all right well I park you know this way and then you're walking to the car is he how fucking far did you park yeah yeah yeah he's mad I'm like what is this guy's deal man I did recently I went to I went out to eat with a couple buddies it was in L.A. and they they were like all from your ride home I was like oh great that's awesome but they had parked up a hill and I was like I'm gonna take a new breath I'm not walking out for a ride if the car's right there what the fuck you asked for or it was a nice all it was a nice gesture from my friends and yeah yeah but it's it is very funny to complain I basically I was trying to avoid being yeah doing that I'm sure I'll be the highlight yeah fuck come on what do

50:22you guys out of your fucking minds make me walk all the way up I had a drive to a show with Cassidy like two months ago and he lives in sunny side he parks about seven miles away from this fucking apartment had a hoof it down there brutal man I'm sorry yeah I'm sorry you had to get 12 minutes of I mean I don't know where I'm going and he's like it's right over here it's not right over here well they can't give you the information because you'll get mad if you know how far the walk is yeah it's all we used to lie to him of what do yeah he's also and I like he's now he's he's lost the weight and he's been doing great but it was always we were always clock it the team would clock it in the airport right he'd see the gate and go a 84 what the fuck did I put the distance on it now too I'm like that's not good for the teams by of course of one piece of information of course yeah so we were like leave home and then he's like here we got weight in for me but now

51:23charge you cheese right up there with the pack sometimes I sometimes lead in the back I love that yeah that's beautiful you're you're going back to becoming a leader fully no today today's old today's a little speed I walk away from it I do my own thing I see I see I see okay so yeah this is interesting so phase three so phase three I think is and phase three is now family man and whatever's going whatever decides to settle into yeah it's not great I believe in you're doing great so I got to give him that and it was a it was a I remember when I saw him change like into a dad right which made him smack him around a little bit yeah yeah yeah yeah it made him oh it made him more stern with you a hundred percent and he would throw things at me like you know my time is more valuable now right which is true which is objectively true 100 percent yeah hey stopy what would be your response if you drove an hour to work got to work and then the guy you're supposed to work with I'm not coming in today well let me tell you something I will be like well you can't do this I will find out soon when eldest we're going to be in the reverse situation with somehow it makes him

52:28more it will make him less responsible at his job why is he late and stuff like that huh is he late eldest eldest does a great he deltas will do and a B at any task you give him he will never do better but he won't work at you know what I mean thank you yeah yeah I'm sorry I should say he's capable of reaching a B gotcha at some point on any task you give him now I'm leaning and stuff he's there he's there but I am actually very curious to see I actually think eldest is going to be he is going to be an incredible dead but I also have all the people who have a kid I'm the least worried because eldest you can throw anything at him and he will not fuck it up now will you do the best job ever no is his kid going to be a genius no but but he's got a great mom you know what I mean the kids gonna have a great mom that's gonna pick up a lot of cell and there will be slack but eldest is sort of like a pack of you you could just keep throwing stuff and he's gonna keep going up he does roll with the punches he does he does he does he never seen you

53:29emotionally I've never seen you a height emotions one way the exactly he's a he's a steady hand very important as a tour man that is actually he does that is his A plus skill is his steady hand as a tour manager it can be it can be insane now sometimes he forgets to you know make sure we have a place to park the bus or something like that but that's okay he's a lot of shit yeah yeah yeah you gotta give him that a funny how you guys all got a bunch of you guys got thrown into being actual tour manager I know it is very it is very and that's why I think I actually think that's why I know it's gonna be a good dad because he has no business doing this job the way as no business being a father and he will do and he's done look the podcast is for look where we are you studio fucking serious and deal eldest is for my money the number one the number one podcast producer yeah the number one podcast producer spend the time with the kid he's it's you think he's on time we have a deal this kid's not a truck who's late to everything you don't want to

54:32give him a bunch of money all right we'll try again next year it's all political ah yes you're you're staunch politics fully you're you're you're putting your sheets for yeah the serious guys are big Huawei guys they heard you you believe he turned code enough they heard your dalliance with sheets and they're they're they've turned on you I'm probably too good looking for you no yeah I never thought about it like that I guess we are on a different things all the business I think it was said pretty good on one of the patreon episodes that we did of just like you know uh we just need a little separation of church and state of course of course that's all I drove him that's last we all have be no no but the way of it this of course but the way that but joke all jokes aside we've all been thrown into some like none of us thought we were gonna be this successful none of us were ready for it and as much as I should know no desire I don't want to run a business sure that sucks dick I want to do stand up and I have to fucking have meetings that sucks you guys have no fucking I mean fully actually the only one

55:36behaving the way we all should be sure all of us should be like what we have responsibility no thank you I'm gonna go eat a hoagie and sleep in a basement you know I mean meanwhile me and you are pretending to be something we're not sure I have to give fully credit for staying true to true to himself we all have been our own tireless guys and goddamn genius I appreciate you got it and look we'll get into all your dynamics when I come on are you garbage yes very soon yeah but for now I think it's already it's already out now you're right uh we've already got into your dynamics on my on my episode of are you garbage but now let's take the new the new expertise you boys have gained in the last six months uh and let's let's apply to some of our collars what do you say let's hit the visible lock let's hit the stopby hotline sponsored by visible eldest can I say this first you absolutely I'm very confused by the timeline I don't know what's going on you don't have to man it's kind of like tenet yeah yeah I saw I saw that on a plane with bad audio yeah I almost jumped out of the fucking back at the point we watched it on Christmas on mushrooms yeah and it was

56:39awesome that was one of the most fun holidays I've ever had well we were so fucked up sure it was over I'm gonna have to watch it sober yeah yeah yeah yeah I like Robert Pattinson and but that's what I got a came to a certain point with Nolan and his fucking scores it's like did pull it back a little bit you heard it here first for Nolan scores are two intense now let's play some calls Elvis play some hits we stop the Elvis esteem guess first time long time I am calling because I have tried to stop his way of having conversations with my buddy who I am letting crash on my couch he keeps eating all my snacks man he has got weird snacks oh I believe it's like beat juice cherry juice he is in great shape my couch let me explain my living situation I

57:46live in a one bedroom apartment you have to walk through my bedroom to get to my bathroom oh I decided to allow my buddy who was suicidal sleep on my couch so that he could be in a city where he could get access to work because he was in a very rural area with no access to transportation so he has been on my couch there for two months I followed him three months max at this point he has I told him I give him a little bit over three months but I told him at the end of a certain month he has to get out my problem is for this last month how in the hell can I get him to leave my apartment so I have sometimes come myself he is essentially just not left my apartment he worked one day as that doing a moderately physical job and then immediately have health problems

58:55come up that he knew he had that I guess he thought if he didn't work too hard they would be fine so he doesn't have a job hopeful he'll eventually find a job but in the meantime I can't even jerk off right in any meeting whole way you know I like the little time you know stretch out on my bed spend the little time not just get the better amount and I have tried to you know tell him like hey it'd be good for you to get out and talk to people just be out by car just got your shot I'm not going anywhere is that stop me that was basically it you know I don't fucking know that you're fucked I mean yeah I mean you at

59:57least you he did a good job of setting that initial boundary right and you gave your buddy a chance he squandered it what can you really do for you to want that this last month to yourself it's like buddy that's not you know that's not your month your months your months go you just gotta go you gotta you have to do more work you have to use this month to go how are we gonna get you out of here what's the next step one more can I do for you to get my life back is what you have yes I would say from a different perspective you're give the guy a chance you can't you can't make a deal with that guy and then say you gotta be out in three months yes you can probably I think it you got it's got to be an unconditional you know who does that in finance yeah yeah okay so this guy you come for you can't say you got three months and then fucking you gotta get out of here man what the fuck is he gonna go guys suicidal has got health problems yeah so he had he gave him a three month window to figure it shit out he gave him a place to stay he gave him a place to crash he

1:00:57gave him access to opportunities and yes that's more than enough time you gotta walk through his bedroom and get to the bathroom to whatever he's living wherever you went you know the city's living in apparently has more so I would say and I see why I see why we have two dueling perspectives we have did we have to say we got him a corporate lease for three months yeah and then now he has nowhere to live that's why he's at it it's a little too long the notes that's so fucking funny I had my own place I'll just do a good producing by accident yes you can absolutely so full till you both you and our caller fully three months is absolutely enough time when you have especially if you have a good job but this guy doesn't even have that hey he has some medical issues can't have some medical problems that is true that he and that's also weird what does that mean exactly but look I agree with Kevin where it's like this month's gone and actually what you need to

1:02:00be doing more work is make sure the rest of your life is not cooked yeah make sure he doesn't creep in another month make sure he doesn't fucking get go you know be act like a fucking asshole when you finally are like all right man I told you you know so you have to set him up you have to be laying the laying the room man what's the plant like what's the plan for getting out of here because I gotta I love you you're my guy and I'll continue to help as much as I can but I kind of need my life back I need to do this I can help you know and so try but also but always in every interaction make it clear yeah that there is no because we're not extending this you need to start doing that work because he's for sure not the work he's doing is if I just don't like he's trying to extend it that's what he's doing and he's going if I don't do this if I don't bring it up I'll do it it's two weeks he hasn't fucking said shit yeah but you have to say yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah this ain't so bad just the guy smoking weed on his couch yeah that's a loose loose you're going to

1:03:04work again pussy playing fucking switch all day yeah yeah you you have that's a great point you have to shake him out of that mindset yeah because right now he is trying to extend and you have to he clearly hasn't pulled himself up by his boots now if you want to extend him if he was like you know hey I've only been where I took me two months to get a job but I got the job right like he's got to give you some sort of a great point like if he was a band or got a tattoo lost a bunch of weight was killing it sure if he's like probably two jealous of your good looks yeah I get that you you think getting a band joining a band and getting a tattoo is equivalent to getting a job fully is that what you're thinking looking cool yeah I can tell you it's sad to say this but it's like you see in the fact I a wow I can tell you right now this kid is not ready to leave this place now it's not but that's not that's neither here nor there he's easy yeah you have to you have to cut ties yeah and look this guy maybe his little naive about how easy this was going to be that that happens a lot right when people

1:04:07look at people you put yourself in the head space of a friend who is fucking insane or mental or as as severely stressed and yeah yeah yeah truly hey you like yeah I know you fucking why yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah it was like well obviously fully will behave in a reasonable manner to go back to the bottom and that was your biggest mistake line discussion on the game of like I go I keep you seeing my brain to solve his problem that's it and that's my flaw is to think he's going to go oh right right allegedly you would do it and see what's good look that is hard right that's hard for for this guy to figure out too hard for all parties involved everybody especially I mean yeah it's pretty easy for me yeah in damit get done just a tour of you true true so you see you've seen the mind of these people this This is, you're looking at a very successful version of your friend and he is still arguing for getting more than three months. So you're a fucking unemployed guy with chronic, with tuberculosis

1:05:09whatever the fuck he has, that he can't even do one day of hard labor. Yeah, Froey, notice Kate could start doing a crowd work clips or something like that and be killing him. That's not about, yeah. He's gonna be asking for tickets. He's disabled. Send him to Killtony. That's what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna do a bucket pool. This guy might be able to fucking tour with, you know, some guy with cerebral palsy. So yeah, those are your options. Either get him a bucket pool or a fucking, or give him, you buy him a couple months of indeed or some shit like that. Yeah, you got it, but you got it. You're gonna have to do the work as he's not doing it. Yeah, got us. You're fucked up letting him in there and I can tell you that from a dirt-dice perspective. Exactly. It's like vampire rules. It's gonna have squatters right now. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, 100%. In fact, this guy's like googling squatters right before he's applying to jobs. Like this, I'm telling you. So yeah, get him out of there one way or the other and get ready to get him out of there. That is a funny way to look at it. You think of how you would solve the problem, you know. Yeah, because if I had three months like crashing, I would be like, Jesus, this is fucking miserable.

1:06:09I gotta get the fuck out of here. Like the first month in New York, I did crash on my friend's couch and it was fucking horrible. First of all, they were insane. They were like addicted to meth, or not real meth, like they were crushing Adderall. Sure. And they were cheating on each other constantly. And then I got bedbugs from the fucking place. From the place. And I had no money. I just moved to New York and I took, I had like, you know, I had maybe like three grand in the bank, right? Or like, Jesus. I really, I was up here with $186. Respect. No, I had like, because me and eldest, me and eldest and our friend Christina were moving in together and I had like just enough for, you know, first month, whatever. And it cost me $750 to few, like I had to put all my balloons into a truck and fumigate them. And I did not have that 700. Yeah, yeah, it was a fucking, but even then I was like, I cannot be in this situation. Yeah, we got to get the fuck out. You got to move. So you're kind of somewhere in the middle between me and Kippy a little bit. I think I am, yeah, no, I, I, I can really let my,

1:07:11like what my addictions take over, I am more useless than you fully. But I think financially and stuff like that with life, you lean more towards Kippy, but, you know, I also need, I can get in the zone. I'm just a man of your homeowners. I'm a man of extremes. Yes, yes. I know it's crazy that you make me look responsible. Like I look like Warren Buffett at me. Yes, I'm blowing. I have no, I, yeah, I only look like exactly. You're also grading on the comedians curve. That shot at me. That was going on. What? No, Warren, no, no, no, he, that's not, he didn't mispronounce buffet. That's it. That's, that's a guy. I don't even get to joke. Yeah. He margaritaville. So anyway, yeah, you're probably fucked, but try and get your friend out of there. Yeah, you're fucked. I'm not a man. He's be stern. You got to be stern. Yeah, yeah. He's going to kill himself. Yeah, God. It is fine. We have no league. We are not legally responsible at all. This is for entertainment purposes only. What's up, Stavvy Baby, an LD and a seemed guest. I am a wife and a mother to, I'm 28 years old.

1:08:15My husband is 29 and I'm also a bisexual lady. So, Reppin' for those. Nice. Here's my question. My husband and I before we had kids have been known to step outside into the dating world together just in terms of like sleeping with people. IE, we've fucked girls together. We have. We have a girl. Give it a guitar please. We've had kids and like got in the middle. Yeah. Fuckin' chicks. That's awesome. No one should be using shit like that. Fuck girls together. We have. We haven't done so since we've had kids and like gotten married and kind of settled down but we've talked about it. And it's something I would like to do for him as like kind of a gift because. What a good wife. You know, like a fun night to be a little bit more youthful but my question is, how do we go, how do I go about finding this person?

1:09:18I, I guess, got a whole new. I gave in to one of them in my husband in almost a decade now. I don't really want it to be anybody we know intimately. I would prefer it be like a safe stranger. So how do I find a safe stranger in, you know, not a super crazy populated area? Right. I was gonna say a dating, like a fuck forward dating app like field or some shit like that. Sure. Yeah, is it there? There's like, I don't, I mean, the old one was thrinder. Yeah, I don't know. You like, you like either go on as a couple or a single good looking for couple. Interesting. Yeah. Do you ever get in the mix? What are we doing the burbs? Do you ever get in there? Me? Yeah, yeah. What? I got chicken fingers on for you. Going on there is the single dude looking for a couple. I mean, that's crazy. Yeah. They're looking for it. So it's like, you know, I, you know, I'm not looking for us. No, we're not really the bulls. Even if they want guys, they don't want fucking.

1:10:18No, the comment. Hold on a second. Just give me a second to get hard. They want their wife plowed. You know what I mean? I will not do. Yeah, me neither. Me neither. Yeah, I can't run my head around that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I don't know. But then like you're public, I don't know if they want it public. Like if someone else sees it, then people know, right? Small towns, that might not be great. I don't know. Yeah, I mean, in which also the like, uh, this is, I mean, I would say my first piece of advice would be like, how did this happen in the past, right? When you guys are younger or what was the situation? How did you do it? Because if you want a no work, no, you know, no strings, no, you know, nobody to know about it, then perhaps fully immediate suggestion of a pro makes the most sense, right? Like for sure. Like getting a, getting a, you know, and maybe you get, maybe you spring for a nice, uh, third week, they have the GFE, they have the girlfriend experience, and they have the, do they have the third, third experience where you go out, get some drinks, some fun drink,

1:11:20and then you know what I mean? If you wanted to be just sex, whatever, that's, and you're worried about like, you know, like she said, public place, whatever, that's probably your, that's probably your most direct. That's kind of a fail safe, too, of like, yeah. This is, there's a level of, uh, inconspicuous that goes with this or whatever. Yeah, it comes with an, yeah. It comes with it exactly exactly. However, yeah, the problem with that is they might want it to be a normal, you know, a, not a regular person, but a person that, that's not a sex worker. Yeah, I might be hotter for them, hotter for them. Sure, I'm just saying, well, yeah, we're, we're giving them options. So this is your first number one option. Then I would say a very fuck specific app, because even that, the people you're worried about finding you, they're not on field, you know, maybe they're on Tinder, like maybe your neighbors or whatever on the regular. But yeah, they're also in the people in there in there. The freaky app, I think, is the way to go. Now, I will say the way she's framing this is, it is, this is the hardest difficulty,

1:12:20three, some to set up, I would say, is like, hot girl trying to convince a different girl to basically take one for the team and also suck her husband off. You know what I mean? Like, I don't know. Is your, yeah, is your husband hot? Is like, what does he bring into the table? Because the way to do this otherwise is like, and if you want to feel a little more youthful, if you don't want it to be a one off, then it is you and your husband live the kind of lifestyle you used to where you used to maybe some fine chicks together. A lot of them are. Exactly. You got to be out in the field. You got to act, if you want, if you want them on. Exactly. That's the way to get to it, unless you want it to be like a completely, you know, completely no strings attached. Whatever, in which case I do think, yeah, you know, a patronizing a sex worker, I think would be the way to go if you wanted to simple. And then I would probably go, you know, fuck app in the middle. Who knows, who's to say? I like how she put the rule down that you can't be anybody we know her. I mean, of course, that's it. Yeah, that's. But you guys are in a better place than most, because most people, I would say,

1:13:21if you were trying this for the first time, I'm like, don't do it. You're not gonna pull it off. You have fucking kids. But, you know, if you guys have done it, and I do think it worked for some people, then it's more nostalgia than it is. Yeah, it's like more like if you went to concerts a lot, then you had to bring out the narrative. I was like, we're going to a concert. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's go see the Backstreet Boys reunion. Yeah, I think that's probably your move. I will say, are you getting anything out of this? Because she has only framed this as a gift for her husband. I think that's more shit. I think she wants to see it a little pussy as well. I mean, she's writing into it. There she's calling it into here. Like she's invested in it. Which I like. I like if, I mean, look, we are for horny. Women should be more publicly horny. They shouldn't be shamed for their sexual urges. And he, yeah. So don't feel like you have to say, well, I'd love to give him a present. It's like, if you want to suck some titties, suck some pussy. She's got to be bisexual. Sure, but that doesn't mean you necessarily want to do. She, because I'm not wrong, right? In her speak, in her speak, she said, she positioned it as, she wants to do that for him.

1:14:23For him. I guess that is the leading. But she also, yeah. She did, but she didn't have anything hinting at contempt in her voice. Not at all. She was pretty excited to do it as well. So yeah, I would say my number one thing would be like, think back to how you did it in the first place, because that's really what you're trying to recreate. Go to a fucking bar, get fucked up. Yeah. Yeah. And even if it doesn't happen, that sounds kind of fun. Like I'm not kidding. You're released out there with your husband. That's fun. That's a team building. A couple apps, stuff like that. Yeah, sure. It's also fun even. It doesn't work. Holy fucking jumps to the mozzarella. You want some of these wings, honey? Can we go back and do it? That also could go very tough. Yeah, you don't want, I'm going to say don't load up on, don't go to TGI Fridays, endless appetizers, then try and get pussy with your husband. I would say keep a light lunch and going to go into it that way. This is pretty scary. You have mustard on your shirt. She walked away. But yeah, that's beautiful. And I hope the one they find a love like that.

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1:17:27I've gotten those epic scenarios that I don't think I've heard this is a good scenario. So for context, me and my high school sweetheart, we've been together 10 years married for three. When we graduated high school, we were in pretty decent shape. And pretty shortly after we started college, we just kind of started pollen on the pounds. We were living in her parents' attic for several years, some of the stuff out here. We turned 25, moved out, and pretty much immediately started sharing the weight. We just, frankly, stopped drinking at the case of beer and we stopped eating that food every day. Honestly, that's another beautiful type of love. Early 20s, drunk parents' attic, drunk together, eating fast food together.

1:18:27If I had found a girl like that, man, my life is so different. My life is so different right now. And my college girlfriend wanted me to achieve things unfortunately. Next question, or keep going on this. Yeah, but anyway, as a year later, after we had moved out and started getting clean, I had lost 40 pounds. Sorry, 30 pounds. And my wife had lost 70 pounds, which was huge. Great for her. She goes better. Her self-esteem is a lot higher. Now, actually, we're just kind of posting more on Instagram on a story stuff like that. It's been great. They still, we had a confidence. Yeah, yeah. Posting more on Instagram is really funny. I never even thought of that as a metric for sure. It's like, I show my fat face in public now. I know where this is going. This guy's fucked. Yeah. OK, let's find out. Until we had a family trip and everybody that was on this trip

1:19:29hadn't really seen us in the last year. So they were all blown away by just the physical change. And that's great. But my brother-in-law asked me if we were taking Pacific. And fair question, I guess, 70 pounds in a year is pretty steep. But we didn't take Pacific. And I'm kind of in my head now thinking, is he the only person that thinks we did that to lose the weight? Is it a one-off being a person? Don't give in to what our thin oppressors have. To the context they've put these medicines under. Good for you. But then you hear it as voice. He thinks he's better than fat people. I hear you're taking a little offensive. I didn't. I am because he is one of us. This happens all the time. I'm on his side because you're a fucking fat trader as well.

1:20:29What do you mean? You think these better than us? I don't think he's better. I didn't, first of all, he didn't say that. He did. He did. He lied. He's good at his own. I'm not on his end, Pink. He's everybody thinks that. Who cares if they think that? Sounds like a real fun vacation. But I guess what I'm wondering is why do you care? That is the framework of the anti-fat coalition that you have. He's saying he's one of the good ones. He's saying he's one of the good fats. Well, Stavvy, you got to look in the mirror. You know what I mean? We got to stare into the abyss. This guy's not better than me. I don't want to say he's better than you. He did it differently, though. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He did it differently. I think it's a different kind of situation that some people have than what maybe he has. And he's younger. Sure. We all had runs when we were younger. 100%. Lost the bonds. That's a good point. This guy's going to be fat like four more times. I've come around. You know what? I take it back, man. Enjoy it.

1:21:30Hit me up around 40. I do remember losing 40 pounds in my mid-20s and getting a girlfriend. Yeah. I'm sorry, man. But my point does stand in that people do see it as like cheating or something. I agree. I agree with you for sure. I guess so. Is it cheating if you fucking take blood pressure medicine? Is it cheating if you fucking, if you have migraines and you take fucking medicine to stop the migraines so you can have a regular life or whatever? Sure. I guess, but I think in his point of view is like, I've worked crazy hard for a year to lose 40 pounds. And then his dickhead brother-in-law comes up and says, oh, what are you doing this? It's like just to assume that your quote unquote taking the easier route out rather than being like, not even going, how'd you do it? What are you, what are you, what are you lifting? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Just it and like, it's disrespectful to his journey at that time. Sure, sure, sure. And but my point would be you are by even being bothered by your dickhead brother-in-law, you are buying into the thought process that leads to that even being an insult.

1:22:30I got to be. Anyway, let's, let's finish. I maybe, you know, I don't want to cut him off. But I get it. He's in his mid 20s and he is proud. Basically, just, Dan, don't want everybody to think that we over lost the weight because we took the subject and not that we started working out and dining and had to make some fundamental life changes. That's it. Appreciate it. I appreciate it. No, I stand with what I said. Yeah, I got back on your side. I stand with what I said. He thinks he's better than me. Yeah. And you know what? And so look, congratulations, huh? We, it's just like if we, the guys that are dickheads, you know, that say, you know, oh, my God, people, they take that stuff. I work out every day. What's the problem? We would just be a part of that if we didn't recognize the fact that not that it's the easy way out. But if you eat right, exercise and do the right things, that's a much harder journey than taking, than, you know, liquid diarrhea for seven days. Sure. Look, my point is that is there anything worse than someone who used to be fat and all of a sudden thinks they're superior to fat people.

1:23:31Brutal. That's what they're still a fat person at heart. Exactly. I'm on, I'm on, I'm on. And this guy is kind of halfway there where he's like, he thinks he's better for losing. He's like, I don't want people to think that it's like, why not? What do you think that says about you if you did? Yeah. First of all, by the way, okay, they're going to think that, man, I don't know what to tell you. Yeah, that's the world we live for at a time. If you're losing a bunch of weight in a year now, people just assume. Yeah. If somebody, if somebody in the 80s, you know, had a parasite and they lost a bunch of weight and had dark circles under their eyes, everyone's like, well, that guy has AIDS. Sure. You live in the time of AIDS. We live in the time of Ozempic. You know what I mean? Like, they're just going to think that. Interrogate why you think that's an insult. That's what I would say. And don't think you're better than, you know, than other people. It's like, all right, you locked in for a year. Come see me in five years before you start fucking turning your nose up. You know, I'm not going to be the other fat people there, but for the grace of God, go I and don't forget that, I would say.

1:24:32I don't like this superiority you have over fat people because it's the same strain of thinking as somebody thinking, you know, you're less than for using. And look, obviously, this is a personal thing, but it goes for anything else. It's like, people really think they're better than you, you know, they just, why are we finding ways to think we're better than, you know, to, to break? It's kind of like you got sober and it's like, you're judging the way you got sober. Yeah. The end result is every, you're right, right. These three people are sober depending on how they got there. Right, right, right. So anyway, I would say, why is it bothering you? And they just are going to think that because that's how the fucking world works now. We're at a time where there are miracle drugs, but if you just, like, look, there was a time where I remember, uh, maybe like in college, as you just talked about. Yeah. The birthplace. It was turkey bacon. It was a turkey bacon, egg and cheese. Thank you very much. On a, huh? On a what? On a, everything bagel. I bet. It's all I have all day.

1:25:32I'm fucking doing. I do my podcast after this. You fucking assholes. I need sustenance. That's a very fat guy. I think it's only eight today. Yeah, it really is. It's actually, I hate pizza and wings combo. I called it. I remember the first, dude, I'm starving. I haven't eaten all day. I went, that's about six hours in fat guy. I'm like, you know, he counted back the earth. It's like, damn, you're right. We're all bleak, you're sorry. I love that. Anyway, that was what I would say. You're not, don't feel superior. Don't be one of those fat guys that starts lecturing other fat people about it. And you were awesome. It's tough when you do first. I remember when I, when you first kind of lose it, you are, you do, don't, you don't realize how hard, how long life is in this journey. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You struggle. Yeah, I just cut out greens. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's true, it's true. It's true. You hit the perfect timing of mind state or, you know, willpower all this stuff to make it not to say it was easy, but to make it easier. And by the way, I am proud of you. That's the thing. No one is saying what you did is not impressive.

1:26:32But don't be a jerk. And you should, and you should be proud of yourself. But don't, you know, don't take it out on fat people that have worse food addiction problems or metabolic problems or diabetes or whatever the fuck then you do. That's all I would say. It is very impressive. You and your wife should be proud of yourselves for cutting out drinking a 30 pack together every day. And also remember, he did come in second. It was white. That's seven. That is true. That is true. That is true. I actually, you're a fucking piece of shit. I'm impressed by your fucking wife. Next question, Elvis. Hey, Stavvy, Elvis, esteemed guest. First time caller. Long time listener. Long story short, I am a plumber in the South, life and plumber. And beautiful. I do okay. Money fine. But recently there is a surge in a specific type of job that basically pays three X, what I'm making now.

1:27:33And that data center could be at data centers. It's the very hot topic in my area about the men, voting them out. Here's what you do. Here's what you do. You build them shitty. You take the money and you build them faulty. You're like the guy who let who when he built the death star put a little square that if Luke Skywalker shot at the whole thing, it's put it put in a little square so that a one rock thrown right at it explodes the whole data center, take their money and make it so that it fucking is destroyed. Is that really what's going on where they're like, obviously the data center needs plumbers to help build it, right? I guess. They're paying more. Well, they have to because it's evil and they're they're bankrupt. I mean, they're they're fucking up our natural resources. And it's like, it's it's it's kind of the ryan of I don't know anything about it. There's so I mean, it's like it's the most it's like they're building data centers that are fucking up, you know, they're too much water. They're fucking up the environment.

1:28:34Some communities have like, and there's like a buzzing noise that makes it in you can't even live in this neighborhood anymore. They fucked up the water. I mean, there's so many other things. We haven't even gotten into what this is being used for, which is probably comes back to like fucking palantir and all these things that are spying on us, right? That's why we have what do they need all that data for? What's what what data are they putting in the fucking data centers? It's the shit they're stealing from us. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's that that guy in his formerly fat wife's new bikini pictures. You know what I mean? But I listen, I think you got to do it. You're in the show. Hold on. Let's let him finish and no, that's fucking insane. Finish up. I'm putting him in, voting him out, protest going on and I'm torn because I understand that they're problematic. There's a lot of misinformation on both sides about them. Oh, brother. But yeah, I'm like, one side is corporate propaganda and the other side is, hey, I'd love fucking clean drinking water. The fuck are you? This guy's already going to do it. He's fucking bot. He's already did it. He's calling his new cell phone.

1:29:35Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Keep going. I would just like to get your opinion on whether I should take the blood money or whether I should stay true and just see where these data centers go and maybe give it a while before checking back in. Thanks. Love you. Well, listen, there's no, this will in a year or two be, these will be, hopefully if there's any justice, these will be being torn down, you know, in a year or two. Now is the time to do it because public opinion hasn't fully fully fully, it's still up for debate. I mean, I guarantee you, when you say this misinformation on both sides, the amount of money people are spending to put pro data center information out there versus anti, I think you're going to find a much, I think you're going to see who's actually propagandizing what? Obviously, I would say, are you making a good living right now? If you are, don't do it. It's my perspective. If you're in it, look, I'm not going to judge anyone for having to do something fucked up to take their family out of poverty or whatever, right?

1:30:37Like if you're broke, whatever, obviously, it's like, I mean, that's how the fucking, that's how America works. How does our military work? We keep so many fucking people in poverty that they have to sign up to kill fucking brown children overseas. Or, you know what I mean? Like, it's like, you put a gun to people's heads and make them be evil, right? Is the gun to your head? Is my point? If the gun's not up to your head. But the gun might not be to his head today, but it's also like in that blue collar life, I mean, I come for it. I get it. I'm not guaranteed. It's like, yeah, hey, I had three good years. Yeah. I could be destitute in five. Yeah. So it's like, that's where I'm coming from. Like if you can do it, if this guy was like, hey, I worked for whatever. It's a pretty stable job. I make X amount of year. I don't need to do it. Right. But if your income can fluctuate. Sure. I would say if you are, if you feel like you are at a good place and this would be like a crazy amount of money, I guess like the point is you would be, like, a good place. You're going to be doing something bad. There's no way around that. You would. Is that freelance?

1:31:38It's not like I understand what you're saying, but it's like it's not your first of all gets gone. I put the toilet in the fucking Nazi in fucking camps. I think they're slightly different. No, I honestly, but what I'm saying is where do we put the, where do we draw the line of something that is fundamentally destroying our, possibly could destroy our society? If somebody's paying you three times, it's not fucking good. There's no way I'm not making a case. I'm not saying it. It's good. I'm just saying or you are doing something bad. I just think there's no way around there. There's no way around the fact that there is some, there is a moral component here. It's okay. And by the way, if you need to do it, I won't judge you, right? That's all my point is, and I get it. My dad was a fucking, you know, we were, my dad was a carpenter who we had some fucking horrible years. And I bet you, if in 1990, fucking four, when they're, you know, they want to build a fucking super max prison that black teenagers are going to go to and they offer my dad a crazy contract to do it. He would have had to take it to put because we were fucking on the being of a Monday morning, right?

1:32:39Yeah, exactly. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, that was the retire. Yeah, yeah, yeah, whatever you want, I do for free. Put the block in jail. Yes, I do it. I give you money back. But like, I do think I'm just saying I think there's shit. Obviously, it's a moral, there's a moral compass connected to it. I like, I think if he was like, hey, I'm putting in some different kind of system other than a toilet and a fucking, a hand sing. No, but you, but that's, that's, it's still, it's still infrastructure necessary for them to run. And sure, maybe the fucking Nazi camp is, but there's somebody putting, I, there's somebody putting toilets and ice camps right now. And he's not, I guess that's not what he's saying. But I would say that these fucking data centers are, I just think it's fucking evil. You're just big tech right now is complete. Like what, what the path wrong is so fucked that it's just something to think about. Go ahead, Mr. Foley. Who's Valentine? Yeah. I really don't know. Don't worry about a sweetheart. I'd like this. I have to say this is the first time I've seen this side of you in this passion.

1:33:42It's just, yeah, yeah. I just have to say that we are at a point right now. Is it real, Tommy? No, no, no. Yeah, I, you like. Yeah. I mean, I, I am, you know, social, I think we need to red shirt you. I know. I'm not. I like to see your passion. I'm not a patriot like you guys. I'm not selling out to big tech so that I could get a fucking above ground pool three months faster. You got to raise the on folks. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's our new ad. Yeah. We're all bad, is it? We're all the bad. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Are you garbage sponsored by the IDF? Anyway, I think Israel Defense Force, guys, just to let you know. Anyway, I thought it was that shop in the mall. In the shoot the pink pool. IE. Talk about Spencer's. Anyway, the guy's got to take the money. What are we doing here? I just think those are going to get taken down in a year. Yeah, right. I know. No, I know. Yeah, but that's the thing they have to pay for.

1:34:42They have to. I drink water anyway. Yeah, you're right. You're right. Everything's just mountain due now. Oh, I'm saying is if you have to take it, I'm not, I'm obviously not judging anybody for having to do something for their family to survive, right? You are offered no, there's in our society, people are offered really bad choices and you just have to do what it takes to survive. I get that, right? That's all I'm saying is if you don't need it, if you're doing fine, even if, and you make a good point, if blue collards, like if you're a small business owner, it fluctuates, if you're having a tough year, if you don't have shit put aside, it's okay if you have to do it. If you don't have to do it, don't do it. It's my point. I get that. Yeah, I get it. Listen, if you, it's easy to, it's easy to make a decision when you have a bunch of money in the bank. I totally, I understand that. Yeah. But at the same time, I think he is in this kind of gray area where it's like it could be benefit. I'm doing okay. It could be huge. It could be beneficial.

1:35:43I don't know. It is. Make three times what you're making me struggling with it. Listen, it shows that I have a pretty good moral compass if he is going. I'm not sure what's right. All I'm saying is I agree with you guys. What I'm saying is he has to make that distinction 100%. Only he can. And I will tell you, I would have done it for two times. Like I fucking, I look, we don't take gambling money anymore. Like on come time, we were fucking doing a, you know, my bookie dot AG, like the most off-brand shit because yeah, we needed the shit to get going, right? And when this, when this podcast started, I didn't realize how fucked up gambling was going to get. And the first year we had some gambling ads. Now I think it's completely out of control and that they're taking advantage of how fucked people are. They're basically just, they're gambling too much because everyone needs a fucking way out, right? A desperation makes you do fucked up. Just so I know what you're talking about, when you say gambling, say it, you're talking about sports books. Like, I've bleeped that out. Don't let that fucking talk suck or get an extra, extra couple fucking bucks on his deal. And I'm saying is it should make you feel bad to take data center money.

1:36:45Is the trade off? I think he's struggling. And all you have and the calculus you have to do is will the data center? Does that do you need it more than it will make you feel bad? That's all people have to do fucked up things for money to feed their families. I get it. Like people, you know, it's like whatever. Like what is kids through college or something like that? Maybe. I don't know. I don't know how different it'll be. I don't know. I got him a couple of jet skis or something. Yeah, exactly. That's probably got a fucking eight thousand dollar part. That's probably more where we're headed. That is my only point is that like just just think about it. Make a decision. And I air on the side of don't fucking support data centers. This is something that is completely fucking our country up. And if something is too good to be true, there's a reason. That's all there is never there is never money at that level with no catch that it just doesn't exist. So anyway, good luck, buddy. Don't do it if you cannot do it is my advice to you. Look at us. How about you? That's right. How about some fun to go out on little LD?

1:37:45Sure. He's an update. Remember the roof odd episode someone called in they had a coworker from New Zealand who was like 60 who gave preferential treatment to patrons with big titties. I don't, but that's awesome. Yeah, yeah. Well, here's an update on that guy. Hey, they were going to board it. Yeah. This is an update actually. I was a caller that called in who were set a wine bar with a horny New Zealand guy. And you guys call me gay a bunch. That was pretty fine. So it was a guy just gets like, but now I just like get locked into women's big ass titties. And the big thing is that he was like hold up the line like real bad like while he was doing it. Hold up the line. Send this guy to the data centers. Let him fuck it up. Are you all right? I was like, what the why man? Why do I care so much? And so you know what I stopped caring.

1:38:48And you know what I even leaned in myself. And I'll tell you what I'm a dog. I'm a dog. It's awesome. Is that what he said? Tell you what, it's awesome. Okay. But that being said, I just thought I update you about him. He is getting deported. He is going back to New Zealand. He basically like decided to be like a parking attendant. And like for like our lot. And like there was like a handicap guy that this guy's also parking in the handicap spot. And he like wanted to he like got in the tent that the guy was like, rotting. Oh my God. He did a city. He did a city. Did a city or whatever? Does he thought he had a counterfeit placard? You're not retarded. He blocked him from getting out of his car, which is illegal. It's also illegal to like add people to show you your handicap thing. And then the guy threatened to kill him.

1:39:48That was one thing. And then there was time where he thought a customer's dog was biting him. It wasn't. Anybody slammed the dog to the ground. This guy's back in New Zealand. There you go. That's what I'm saying. That's fucking awesome. But not everybody who loves big titties acts like that. I just want to come out as a big city lover. That's a stay on the community. I love dogs and handicap people. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Me too. Have you worked with anybody who's the most like insane coworker you've ever had? Is there one that's a serious question? Yeah. What the fuck? All right. We're not going to do better than that. Guys, thank you so much. Thank you, Brian. I love you. I love you. One of my favorite pods to do. I can't wait. I have already done a YG as we already know. Huge. And it was a blast as always. We love you. Love you guys. Tell me and I say hello. Tell your landlord. Mr. Say hello. And watch the special. Yes. On YouTube. Are you going to YouTube page?

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