#2559 - Sam Morril

0:00The Joe Rogan Experience Train by day Joe Rogan podcast by night all day Sammy boy Sammy boy What's up dude? Good to see you brother, what's happening? It's been a while, it's been a while, it's been a couple of years Like we were saying Yeah man It might Was the club even open? Yeah, oh yeah Definitely Yeah Yeah, so it's been like a year and a half Something like that Something like that Yeah, it's good to be here You rolling in on the road just constantly out there? I was in Europe for two and a half weeks doing gigs And then they were like oh we want to drop your specials second half of September I was like fuck, alright so I just had to stay on the road So yeah What is it like in Europe being American? They look at you with a side eye? It was weirder last year because I was single last year with my friend who was single

1:01And he thought he was like cool going up to girls in Berlin He's like I'm from America and they're like fuck you I was like yeah I went open with it I was like let's say you're from Winnipeg or something North America North America Don't be specific I'm like if you want to get laid say North America But yeah and you know it's interesting Everyone responds differently But I will say I was in Copenhagen at the end and they're selling Like you're seeing the merch on the street and it's like little Trump holding like a Horde like a rattle he's a baby and it says I want Greenland They're selling that in the street so they don't like us Yeah Ron White was in Switzerland he said there was like an open hostility Yeah it's tough it's a bummer But the crowds are good The crowds are great yeah I mean it was like I was in like I went everywhere from like Lisbon New just all Athens fucking Croatia I was in Zagreb It's amazing Yeah how good is their English over there great they love comedy it's like the Balkans they like People who are just in wars love to laugh

2:03If you were in a civil war recently they'll fucking laugh And then yeah they were great and yeah I've been a I've been a Sweden I've done that before but they were great Copenhagen's Sweden once Sweden is it's interesting like Europe is interesting they laugh really hard then they stop And they laugh really hard then they stop you don't get like you know what I'm saying Like Milan is like like I'll do three pito jokes and then they all applaud and I'm like what is this Carson in the 80s like what the hell am I on But yeah Milan is like that and they laugh hard to get energy like you have to adjust your expectation Yeah it doesn't sustain it's culture leads different like I went over there with Hinchcliffe and he was like I can't get him I go you're getting laughs and he goes yeah but then it stops It's a different thing You're in a different culture they probably have to process the language first of all It's weird yeah and then yes Stockholm the women are like the hottest women I've ever seen in my life Yeah all those Nordic women it's like the Vikings did well they did yeah we don't talk about the good of pillaging But there was some positives to Giant handsome men and beautiful women it works it just works it's it's terrible initially

3:09Yeah but then a couple hundred years later you're like not bad not bad and peaceful somehow or another Yeah that was most peaceful places which is weird yeah it is right it's what if you're neutral it's easy to be peaceful When was the last time you heard about Iceland going and fucking people up yeah But you go over there those like the biggest strongest fucking people in the world They're like all men guys Finland held off the Nazis right Finland was like fuck you fuck you Or they held off Stalin too yeah they were like Hitler like was watching Stalin like other Russians aren't that tough Because Stalin couldn't take down Finland also I only think they've been a country for like 200 years Yeah like how long Finland been around I think it was like I don't know is 18 12 or some shit Yeah well they're tough motherfuckers over there yeah the dudes are huge the women are gorgeous I was starting fights with my girlfriend because I was mad at how hot the women were I was just angry at her for existing I was like I'm fucking I was like look if you want to go into And a half day break that's why I do it no they were the women were so hot that it's

4:14It's just weird that these war like cultures settled down and became some of the most like amicable peaceful Like just even the way they like distribute wealth that they have these incredible healthcare programs and education And it's like you were the Vikings yeah how does happen yeah I mean Sweden just must be nice to just be neutral when shit's going down too Oh yeah except for the banks yeah that's true banks aren't very neutral sure I think that's why the reasons why they're allowed to be neutral True yeah that helps you be new to the loot But yeah but then Poland and Finland like they're on guard though like we have in case Russia does some shit like let's stay fucking ready Yeah some wild you have to actually think about that in 2026 yeah that Russia might actually invade Poland Well yeah I didn't I think just a missile just hit a train going from Warsaw to Kiev I think Great fun good times good times good times but the crowds are great that's the important thing the crowds are very good they're very welcome

5:19When you develop a special do you mostly do it in the city until you get your hour down and then go on the road Or do you just like constantly going the road how do you do it a little bit of both I'm on the road now with maybe like a new 25 30ish Right now and and I'll do it or cheat and do a little from the special but like yeah it's it's a miserable I never enjoy when a special comes out I'm miserable I'm scary I can't enjoy it with a second it tapes I'm just like sad for like five months because I'm at the seller I'm following some young gun who's crushing an excellent and has their killer 15 and I'm just getting buried And I'm doing new shit that I'm like I get off stage I'm like I should kill myself I should quit comedy And and then slowly it gets to a point where it's respectable and you can tape again at some point you know it's really good for after post special like I know a lot of guys are doing this at our club is just doing that bottom of the barrel show Brian Simpson show Because you did one of those in New York will so Vince host at the comedy sell beautiful yeah any kind of show like that I mean these to be

6:21Although I hate when comics do old shit on it yeah it's right I get really annoyed I'm like I saw that on Fallen I saw that bit I've seen that bit before The wheel there was one that they used to do at the creek which was a wheel so like the audience would write stuff down you would put it on a wheel And you spin the wheel and then it would land on some suggestion yeah, yeah, I love that that was a good idea and then they have stand up on the spot in New York But that our in LA rather but that one you yell yeah, just yell shit out neck. It's a little chaotic yeah it's a lot but it's fun Yeah, you build stuff and the bars lower because they know it's off the cuff but that's the problem you think you ripped a brilliant thing And then you try it with the other stuff and you're like it's not that good. That's like crowd work right exactly yeah like crowd work seems amazing in the moment because people he just Put that up yeah, then you try to convert that into an actual bit and like that's not yeah my warrior from chunk isn't hitting it all with the hell Yeah, yeah What about that lesbian bar? Do you know about it folks? Yeah, yeah dude no, it's it's a tough experience, but then also like the crowds are sophisticated enough that they they know the deal now they know that

7:29They know that you're building towards something yeah for sure especially good comedy crowds go to see comedy all the time They know exactly what's going on you're working on new shit. Yeah, I mean then there's some people have new shit nights We're not just new shit. That's great too, but then you're gonna go and see some half baked comedy at rather just just mix it in and you have to you have to put it against the old stuff You have to I mean I remember Louis would always say he's opening on his clothes from the last special and you're just like I'm like that's a great idea until you have to follow your clothes But man, you measure in the new shit, so it's the only way to make I mean his his strategy of doing that's brilliant because it's really the only way To get that other stuff up at the same speed. Totally. Otherwise, you'll get complacent and you'll keep doing a bit the same way This episode of the Joe Rogan experience is presented by CBS marshals Luke Grimes is back as Casey Dutton in marshals season two As a part of an elite unit of US marshals working to bring ranged justice to Montana Dutton has to balance family duty and everything they cost to battle the chaos around him

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10:39I was talking to Dan Soder about this the other day you go from like 22 to then 25 minutes then you're down to 17 then you're up to 20 then you're down to 12 Yeah, but you know it's kind of fun though that we all have the same process it's fun It's all kind of you we least share it with each other because like you know I was like I'm up to like 52 minutes and I'm like no back to 43 Right I cut this out and I like this anymore and I just that one just phased out or I got a new bit that took the place of that I like it better and it doesn't make sense to bring that back I have bits that are like orphans I got a folder called orphans. Yes, it's just bits that never made it anywhere they were real I liked them at one point in time I'd be a good name for an album like a B-side album just your orphans These are I kind of would actually like to hear that was like when you hear a comic just I'll see for him We'll do that sometimes we'll just post a bit that he's never gonna use But it's like oh that but this is there's something here. It's like a throwaways, you know yeah, yeah But I kind of like that are you a guy who writes on paper or do you write on a notebook? Dude I fucking do I do all the hold on

11:40Yeah, I do all the little notes Oh yeah, I do like a Mark Norman type of notes I do all kinds of notes and I just yeah, I have to hand write it Really? Yeah, because I'll remember it I don't remember I type it too for like a backlog but yeah I don't I have to write everything down But I won't remember it is a weird thing that somehow or another writing things down with your hand is it syncs up with your brain better Yeah, I don't understand why doesn't make sense, but it's real maybe because it's like and this is a guess I don't know but maybe because when you were like learning to write you just you're like reading along maybe in your brain It's like a six-year-old or something maybe I wasn't typing at six I think it's because it takes longer to write Hmm, so yeah, that makes sense I think there's something about it gets imprinted in your brain better because you're physically writing the characters down with your hand First of all so that you have to go through all those steps in your mind and a B T, you know you have to put them all down And then once you've done that then It takes longer to write it than it does to think about so it's just like it's just more burned in

12:44Totally yeah, now I think I'll see you just look like a douchebag if you're reading off your phone on stage too much So you have to just have a note pad you look like you actually put more work and thought into it Right, yeah, if you're just reading your new jokes off of phone people get upset at you But if you're reading off a pad like oh, he's an artist and there's also like an old school thing where you're just like I don't know like it just feels It just feels like like this type of pad is right. I don't know why just I like these types of pads like legal pads I like yeah, I like the yellow ones even better But I like I just something about it like they're you rip it out. I don't know. Yeah feels like it feels like an actual job Yeah, you're working. Yeah. Yeah. Are you a sober writer or you get fucked up when you write? I like to write sober, but like yeah, I mean I think you get your stories drunk and you write sober, you know So I like I'll go out and I like going on adventures. I romanticize drunk and I even in this special It's like I have so many dumb drunk and night stories still because it's like Sometimes I'm like feeling blocked and like I should go out in a fucking adventure And sometimes nothing happens, but sometimes you're like that's a bit that's something. Yeah, you just let the night you're it I like

13:48Stuff where you're at the mercy of the night and you don't really have control Like I love that movie after hours by Scorsese where he's just like basically in chaos for a whole night I romanticize who's in that movie Griffin done and I think I saw that it's great It's just like an all night. He it's like the Odyssey but a guy in Trybacker in the 80s stuck all night and it's fucking hilarious. It's a comedy. It's really funny But the idea that you're stuck out all night and I don't know I like I still like an adventure everyone's so you don't have kids yet. I don't that's why I can get one with it That's it. Yeah, you're a bad dad if you're doing that. Yeah, once you have kids you're like I don't want to take this because I could die. Oh yeah, I don't I it's really mostly just alcohol. That's good. But every now and then someone will give you a drink and it's not really a drink You got to be careful. Yeah, no, I'll go myself. I'm not taking strangers drinks. That sounds like a bad idea Really? Not in a long time, but I've done that in the past. I'm like this is probably a bad idea. Did you do something in it? No, no, I got roof eating collars from that. Did you?

14:54Yeah, I was meant for I was clearly a frack. I meant for a girl and I was like I'll take it and he was just like what the fuck and I drank it and I That's all I remember. How'd you wake up? I was in the dorm But I was like what the another guy I was with got roofed too because he left me a voicemail. I made no fucking sense. That is. But we saved some woman. I think hopefully I hopefully that's some truly evil shit. Yeah, I mean you're fucking truly as bad as I guess. Yeah, that's that's That's a terrific how prevalent it is like how many girls will tell you they've been drugged dude It was a thing too and when I was in school It was a thing they would just say don't go to that for that frat house. They roofie like you would just say it casually Which I sure is fuck all times of change that that's not a thing anymore back then that was just the thing you said don't go to pike They roofie or whatever so scary dude crazy Just so weird that someone was willing to do that I Don't like Greek life. I don't like that culture. I don't like it never did the idea that you're bonding with someone because they're like Torch ring you never did it for me. I don't I'm out against hazing like in comedy

15:57I like that people like trash means that I love that that's a different kind of hazing though You don't have to like shit in a diaper and fucking drink five gallons of water in three minutes Yeah, how does that prove that we're friends that I shouldn't a diaper for you? Yeah, was constant frat lead is arrested after 30 pledges found in filthy basement injured and covered in condiments and other Things they said but other condiments are all they really talked about in the news Condiments like other sauces or you know, I don't know Prove you my brother. It was very hot down there. They said to What just for what so you can hang out with these assholes? That's the thing I never looked at them like I want to hang out with these I remember leaving I Thought they were gonna beat the shit out of me too like this is how they lived being hazed trying to get in the frat There's something some incident. I mean for what? I'm sure there's some good ones out there, but it's not for me. I just I mean maybe if I got in I would get it I never tried no my my college days were a complete waste of time

16:59I went to college just so I wouldn't have to tell people I wasn't going to college. Yeah, I think that's That at that time. That's how you had to do it. I think now it's it's A lot of people are self-educated and you learn stuff and it's such a waste of money It's like you know, well you can if you were disciplined enough you can get a full university education online one of the most successful people I know He the schools were too slow for him and he just did all the courses He would have taken at like four speed and dropped out in one semester and he became insanely rich on his own He was like I got this which is unbelievable. What does he do? He's a tech guy, but he just made a shitload of money. Thank God for vaccines It wasn't for autism. Where would that guy be? I mean he is He is a fucking is a gifted guy. It is one part of your brain that just Yeah, I mean, I think some of it's genetic, but I think there are some people where something happens and then all of a sudden They're just way smarter. You've heard of like an injury savants like people get hit in the head and also then they get speak Chinese

18:06Have you ever heard of that or they think it's Chinese? But there are some people there's some people that have gotten hit in the head and all of a sudden they can do complex math Or they get hit in the head and they're just changed. I knew a guy like that where he was just I Only knew him after the hit and they were like he used to be a different dude. Oh, it's a hundred percent real I've seen that I've seen that with many people damn many people Foreign accent syndrome. Oh, it's accent rare medical condition where a person suddenly speaks with a pattern that sounds like a foreign accent Even though they have never visited or lived in that region. I think that's just crazy people. I don't think that's like an injury But there's injuries the mysterious condition that changes people's accents. I love out the condition Maybe it maybe someone's just fucking completely insane and just pretending I was just singing as I do and all of a sudden all these voices and sounds were coming out of my mouth That's not my own and I'm like hell in a second. Am I am I dreaming about this?

19:10Angie has now been diagnosed with the condition Nine years ago 60 minutes met some of them Including British woman Sarah Cole will whose accent changed following a severe migraine She said no, you sound like you can work at Chinese a restaurant He's crazy she's pulling a fast. Yeah, 100% does any white guys who just start talking black from that you think? Sure, I must be for me. That's from a head injury with a rap music on yeah, I mean that you can talk normal lady You're choosing to do that. There's no fucking way like that comes from she get a doctor's new different language They're like whoa she's like hold on I got one of these what Jamie German East and European accent after stars new epilepsy medication new epilepsy Okay, I speak for an accent so it makes sense but for goodness sake. What is for an accent syndrome?

20:16What is it you have a seven-stretch club what happened? I developed her Irish accent I wrote out after having her tonsils removed We'll never know It's a standard procedure located my voice to a different country without a visa well that didn't sound like She sounded normal. Yeah, maybe it's temporary. Maybe they're faking it You know some people also like they lose feeling their face for like a hat Maybe it's just like a half a day that happens It just doesn't make sense because the whole reason why people talk with that accent is because they're used to speaking in Chinese Chinese has completely different sounds to the words and you get a and it's difficult to transition to English words Yeah, I've never seen her That's a crazy person got up to almost 200 cases have been documented of course Well, there's 200 cases in this town of people who think they're a fox the football season is heating up and every week feels bigger with Draft Kings the Draft King sports app is now live in all 50 states That means from Texas to California to Florida every fan is in on the excitement follow the teams you love

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22:24I thought it was a joke Fox. Oh, yeah, yeah, you think you're an animal a fox. Well, they're furries You know, there's there's a lot of furries that take it, you know, there's like Cat's not old. Yeah, I thought that was like a every now and then but that's a six thing. I thought no no some for some listen Don't put these people in a basket. Don't put baby in a corner They can do whatever they want you see some I saw a guy in a chain in New York like an unleash I walked yeah, yeah, I got another guy. Yeah, yeah, yeah You walked in a leash. Yeah, that's fucking they're having fun two guys having fun can't get pregnant no problems. Yeah Have at it fellas. Yeah sure enjoy yourselves sure I mean, I don't have any problem with that that doesn't bother me at all But people that pretend their animals there's something about that. It's got to tie it up to the Hollywood sign last week good for him Right dominatrix probably came like a rocket It's probably super excited about it. Why why I had this lady on my podcast back in the Disney and She was a humiliatrix and her whole thing was she would take these wealthy CEO type guys that like in control constantly in control and

23:31She would humiliate them and they would pay her and one of the things that they would do is They would pay her to blackmail them So she would she would make them do things like suck a dick on camera and then send her the video I'm not bullshin and then she would have that footage they got off on the fact that she had them like she was very Professional she would never do anything with it But she pretended that she would and this was the game like they he they wanted to feel like what a great gig You can ask for a raise whenever you want what are they gonna fucking do what a film of them sucking a dick So she would say I want a film of you sucking a dick Wow, and then I'm gonna take that film and this is pre AI too as long time So it's a real guy sucked a real guy's dick because he wanted this lady to have this information over him Yeah, it's like it's just you've gone too far in the kink thing. It's like you've gone It's there though Listen I won't want that's too far man I think if you're one of those guys that is a CEO of some major business and you're working

24:3616 hours a day you're probably Losing your fucking mind I guess you're trying to come in the most efficient man or possible you like I need seven hours of sleep I'm working 16 hours. Well, I would think that maybe that kind of power and control over a large corporation is Probably so overwhelming you need a release valve of course These valve is someone having ultimate control over you. Yeah, no those guys are usually subs Yeah, because they because they're used to control Dominatrix is always anytime I see a powerful man. I'm like I like I bet you like to get pegged I bet you like get your nuts kicked. I bet see those guys They just lay down with their hands tied behind their back and girls kick them in the nuts That scares me for like a permanent injury. Oh, yeah, you could you could permanently have like a nut in you right? Well, you could blow your nut out. I know two dudes who's have who've had their nuts blown out What is that what is that entail it entails usually a shin to the nuts and it makes your nuts explode Makes one of your nuts explode and they have to remove it. They remove your nut

25:38I know a guy who didn't he he was gonna do like some light sparring with this guy said ah We're just gonna go light. I don't need my cup So he goes out there and like a minute into the round he gets kicked in the nuts and his nut explodes That is fucking awful loses a nut. He's a one nut champ now God, yeah, you guys got to pray you don't get this particular cancer in the other nut right because like that's I would think about that That's a wrap, you know because you know about these people that go deaf in one ear and like you better pray Don't lose hearing in the other ear. You know what's crazy. They can do a dick transplants But they can't really yep, they've done it, but they can't do nut transplants Because say like what what is a dick transplant a dick transplant actual dick actual dick from a dead guy Like say you're in Afghanistan. You're in an IED you're dick and your balls get blown off of you. It's happened before They will transplant a dick onto you but no balls no balls, you know why? Because say No fries it doesn't hit the same

26:39This is what's wrong. Yeah, if you Got your dick blown off and you had to get Jamie's dick and balls You would if you died. Oh, if you died give it a mop. Okay, let's say red band say red bands dick and ball Sure, the problem is you would have red bands sperm Forever so you would have his DNA so you only problem. There's other problems. Yeah, you lost your dick Yeah, that's the big one. Yeah, but the other one is you can pro create without balls anyway, right? You won't be able to procreate. Yeah, but if you You're shooting this guy's blood on people if you got the ball transplant You would be able to procrate but you would not be procreating with your DNA You would be procreating with his DNA, but how safer these penile transplants these can't be safe and effective really Safe and effective. Did you read about that guy in Bangkok? I'm making that up I'm not going in yeah, the guy who lost he died Yeah, that was like an enhancement though. Yeah, yeah, but he went with his fucking wife who didn't try to talk him out of it

27:41That's got to feel bad or good This one was it she wanted out. Yeah, I mean maybe she talked him into it Maybe she slipped the guy an extra hundred to double up the fucking gas What's this first total penis transplant? No what and and scrotum transplant? Yeah But is that testicles 14 hours surgery? It said it said for Ethical reasons not the testicles. Yeah, excluding testicles for ethical reasons. That's why so the structure But like the scrotum so work though. Yes. No, it won't work So that's the ethical reason the ethical reason is the testicles produce the DNA of the person who's dead So you would be having his babies Is this is a penis smooth? Is it do you pee smoothly or how is that go? So this first one Is a weird question Insexual functions. Wow, father to child. What wait a minute. How did he father a child? This was in 2014

28:42Okay, he lost his organ due to a botched circumcision, but he might have kept his nuts. Oh, yeah, that's different Yeah, but just was yeah, we're just talking about the penile thing. I thought right so he got a new dick and father After 20 is a bad idea. Yeah, well circumcision is fucking crazy. Are you circumcised or not? I am, but I didn't have a say in the matter Right. I mean my wife actually had an argument about it if we were gonna have a child that was a boy We obviously had children, but we were I was like I don't want to get them circumcised I had a joke about it. She's like circumcised Uncircumcised dicks look disgusting. I'm like how many of you seen like you said that's so confident I just pick your picture a river of sleepy uncircumcised dick Dude I that's a fun state Senses tough five penis transplants have been performed worldwide next sense mix outcomes have been reported Five and two of the five P and L transplant. Well, if that's if you're a baseball player, that's pretty good What is it? Your surgeon's not that good if you're Tony Gwen

29:43It's fine. What does this say? It says two of the five what can you click on it? See what it says? But that was enough. But it says two of the five what happens to those two of the five required explanation? I have required explanation. What does that mean two of the five P-NL transplants have required explanation? Hey, why is your dick black? I can explain However, the long-term outcomes have been encouraging when compliance is implemented whether standard induction or triple therapy maintenance or Single therapy maintenance if you're gonna go through this you should be able to pick the dick out like you go to a nice take-outs and they bring you the knives Oh, yeah, or a lobster tank. Yeah, I want the big one I want the big one. I don't want yeah, I wouldn't want to go through that for a fucking tiny dick Imagine you go through that and you still have a five inch dick and you have to explain Like it's not even my dick. I know it's little. Yeah, look it's not my discount in China. Yeah, I found yeah I found it at a motorcycle wreck Areas of uncertainty include the ethics of donor recipient color mismatch

30:46Right, if you're like one of those guys like it's got to be black Please just get me a black dick. We're all one color We're all one race surveillance for sexually transmitted infections and how to optimize patient compliance Right, imagine if you get some guys dick and it's just all ate up with the herbs Yeah, and it looked good when it was like in the box like nice. Yeah, I don't mind her Don't want to be my herpes. I want to at least earn it. I'm like how does guy get the herpes That's the question was he just raw dog in prostitutes was the animal. I want a backstory. How did he come with a brochure? Yeah, did he die of fucking heroin overdose and a terrible The car facts on it I like that I would Transplant I have a friend who has dick broken what fucking yeah, the girl got on top and she got a little crazy I'll be honest. I worry sometimes when that happens it can get crazy Things can happen especially if the ladies got a lot of power You know like maybe your date and a softball player or something's got a good squat got good thighs. Yeah

31:49And she misses the mark and it hits the tank. I've definitely been like let's let's take it easy Like it could get out of control. Yeah, yeah, especially the on top because you're in danger So like one of the one times where a man's in danger. I slept with a woman once who told me she But what we're fucking you go that fucked NBA players. I don't know why she told me that while we're having sex you First of all, I was like well which NBA players and she was like I'm not telling you. I was like woman nicks I want to know if you fucked a nick, you know Just as like selfishly as a fan, but she was Moving her hips in a way where I'm like this is not my sport like This is not for me. She's going hard. She was going hard. Yeah, when a girl's telling you that while it's like hey, I fuck super athletes Like you I know hey There's no way I can compete with this. I was just like you're aware. I'm not a super athlete She's trying to make you feel funny like uncomfortable. She was hammered and so was I and it was like one of the things I think she was trying to be funny. Oh, or hot. Maybe you would think it was hot. I don't think it's hot Yes Any you're fucking a super athlete like that's the top of the food chain like especially NBA players because they're the tallest

32:53They're the tallest super athletes. Yeah, they're also I'm assuming much larger than me. I'm assuming That should do weren't That was so disappointing. Yeah, I'd be disappointed. We missed that. This is not the word required explanation Explantation. Oh Oh What is that what it means when you you'd plant something and then you would explain to it right oh Right I was reading Removal an art. Oh boy Reading an article about a trans man who went through that and Got a fake penis off of his arm, you know how they do that. You know how they do that. I know You're not in the same check. What's me in chain? What is Unlawed. I'm very lost already wait a penis off the arm. What does that mean you don't know this? Oh, okay. You're in for a treat There are trans men who have

33:56It's not artificial penis. It's a construct I would say constructed to be kind a constructed penis Where they literally take a giant hunk of meat off of your arm Roll it up and construct a penis out of the empire strikes back And then they build a penis and then put that sucker Down yonder were to cover the vage The vage hole still there. How's arm are they taking it out of your own? This is like a hair transplant But you're actually fucking arm. Wow, and it's a massive scar. That's tough. Yeah, and it's not it's Doesn't always work. So this one guy. I think he had it done At least once I was doing a second time. God. I want to say he had it done twice and it didn't work out and they were moving to the thighs Because sometimes the blood doesn't flow and it becomes necrotic and so it's it's literally like rotting off And they have to remove it so you don't get septic. Oh, man

34:59It's not like it works. That's tough. Yeah, it's a tough procedure It's one of those things where I feel like man had penis grown in his arm after losing genitalia to sepsis But that's a guy that's when I sell my penis go black. I was beside myself. It was like a horror film What happened to your front teeth buddy? I have a feeling it's more to the story It's like a horror film by the way what horror film I've never seen that movie Is that a West Craven your dick just went black? Yeah That's like the substance for men though That is right right that is a horror that movie was crazy. I didn't love it. You didn't love it I don't like body horror stuff. It's just I can't I feel like I get it It's like I don't I like more like psychological horror. I don't like when it's just like I'm ugly or nugglier And it's crazy or crazy or my body's exploding like I it makes me kind of although that movie saved my life So I have to give it a little love but uh how to save your life because we were on the road It was the first night I didn't do a tour bus and because it was just like three cities So we did a sprinter van and Gary Veter and I who I tour we were watching the backseat and it was like 3 a.m

36:04So we're just like oh, it's just watch this movie and the the driver just fell asleep at the wheel and drove us off the road And we were only awake as we were watching the movie Holy show. I was like yeah, it's who we're like whoa, oh, and he just like drove some fucking road. Did he wake up? Yeah, he woke up. He's like oh my bad. Well, like now you got to you got to pull over. We'll get a different come my bad It's crazy. Yeah, we almost died my bad. Yeah Oh Yeah, I always think that about tour buses like you're just well, it wasn't our tour bus drivers amazing He would he would never do that. That's great What if the accident only fell asleep He's pickles all night so we won't fall asleep. How's that work acidity really? Yeah, because he's like coffee I'll just be numb too after a while but the taste of the acidity keeps me awake He's been doing tour buses forever Is that just him or is that like a known tactic? I think it's just him but he's uh He's great. He we never we're worried with him for folks on the road that are driving if you're listening to this and you worry about falling asleep um, this is the best method I've ever found take a what wet wash cloth with ice cubes

37:08Yeah, wet white wash cloth with ice cubes and just rub your face like every few minutes it keeps you wide awake That's my it doesn't I used to slap myself try to say like When I was young and dumb yeah, I was do get that one I'd be driving from like western mass chooses like three hours in the middle of the night That's smart actually slap or like I mean the coffee coffee does usually work the problem is once that fucking warm air and the Car starts hitting you again, and the the lines start talking to you like Sam just say just close one eye. Oh dude close your eyes for a few seconds just a few seconds I think about it. It's I mean people fucking die that way also you know I think about how many people have died that way. I mean a lot a lot of car because they always say because you're always like I'm more scared of a flight than a Carb at the like no cars are more dangerous. It's shit like that sleep deprivation someone fucking kinesan right guy going the wrong way drunk This episode is brought to you by Trigger food cooked over real wood is just on another level And that's why Trigger is such a game changer their grills run on real hardwood pellets

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40:19Unbelievable too. They have a big statue of him in zagreb cars Yeah, we just get real comfortable with the idea that some fucking Dipshit next to you is gonna keep it together while you're going 60 miles an hour. I won't ride a fucking city bike dude I don't trust bike city bike people The reckless in the city man. I don't want to you know Bikes are crazy because you get hit by a car you're done You get hit by another car in a car at least you have there's something around yeah The the chances of you getting wiped out by a bike Like especially dead those dudes who are cutting lanes on their car motorcycles like Don't do it. I do. We lost the key part paying attention. We lost the comedian friend Can he deforeuse to was a bike him without a helmet? terrible Got hit it's never you it's always someone else. I mean I guess it could be you sometime but it's usually Someone opens the door someone does something, you know, Louie got nailed in New York on a motorcycle. Did he oh yeah He got launched Damn you got launched

41:19Yeah, he got fucked up. I shouldn't be laughing. He's okay. I'm getting launched sounds funny. It's kind of fun Yeah, he's okay. Yeah, but I think that's when he stopped riding a motorcycle in New York City But it's like a great way to get around the gigs, you know If you're a guy that does like five six shows a night in New York so easy to walk though Yeah, I guess you know, but if you want to the thrill Norman does it. I mean mark. He would do it, but I would be like did be fucking careful. Yeah Norman needs a little that in his life A little be careful. Yeah, he's he's he's a wild fella. He's fun. He's like he's my oldest friend. He's such an odd duck Like you won't get rid of that stupid watch That little be ready timing. Did he? Yeah. Oh, that's right. He got a speed master. Yeah, he got a omega You got a real watch, but he won't wear the Rolex Like Louie got him a Rolex and he won't wear it Maybe it's because a guy got it for him. I think it's just too expensive It's just he's freaking out and like a no mega is like is an expensive watch

42:19But it's not like look at me. No mega might be more expensive It might be I don't think so. I think it's a speed master And a speed master I think is in the $5,000 range. Yeah, I think his other watches. He just he just worries. He's a warrior He's a weird combination of worrying about everything and worrying about nothing Whereas like it's like he's worried where his next meal is coming from But he'll have someone hands him a pill. He'll just be like all right and just take it I'm like that's you've got those fucking mixed up. You can afford Chipotle mark. You know, it's like So no, I mean, but I've I've known he's got a touch of the Tism. Oh absolutely. Yeah Absolutely. He got touch. Yeah, no My oldest one of my oldest friends. It's crazy. He's the best. I love. Yeah. I love him to death I'd love We were supposed to film a movie next month. I got delayed, but I we were always so excited I mean what he is doing we got a new director. So I think Are you allowed to talk about it? I don't know. I don't know if it's I think it's official I think we got Jay Chandrasekhar did super troopers to direct it. So wow. Yeah, so I think hopefully

43:20Top of next year just a buddy comedy two liquor salesman and We're fucking losers and it's it's fun. It's a really fun script We wrote it with Noah Garden Swartz and Esther Steinberg the good writers and it was it was I love this script I hope we hope we make it top and next year, but I made I made my own movie too That I just sold to Netflix so that'll be out early next year. Oh nice. What's that? It's a tour mockumentary It's a fake tour documentary. So I love movies. I always wanted to make movies and I just never I was like I got to just know what I had so many projects and development for years And you're just like I did show with Brian Cox in development for three years that I just couldn't fucking and I think Brian Cox Like the best actor work. I think he's like my favorite actor. He's amazing. So I was I couldn't believe we couldn't sell with him and And Sandler producing so that that was brutal But then I think we'll still make it But it's like you realize he thinks takes three years. So I had an idea for a For a tour mockumentary and my initial like we'll get you money I'm like that'll take you three fucking years. I'll just I'll pay for it. So I just paid for my own movie And it's got a great cast the comics and it's like Santino's my agent stavros is a private detective in it. It tells great in it

44:27You know Jim Gaffigan plays an arms dealer in it We have a great it's a great cast of like a of tour gone completely off the rails Gary Veter Who's my opener plays himself and it's just like Lauren German who's the actress from Lucifer is great in the movie. It's a it's a really fun movie. So A lot of comedians in it. That's awesome. So I so I that's like oh and Julian Edelman is it has a decent pardon It actually is a pretty big part the football player who's fucking he's amazing in it That's cool. And when is that coming out? I think top and next year. So they're starting to do films now that are totally AI Doesn't that worry you? Yeah, I mean I hate it Well, it's not the same thing. Well, yeah, I'm part of the part of the fun of the movie is that you know Blood sweat and tears when I knew it. Oh, yeah, like everything like part of the story the part of the best part of like like my favorite movie One of our movies ever two of them godfather in Chinatown the books about the make into those movies are almost as good as the movies Because it's insane. Right just everything that's happening like in Chinatown Nicholson

45:28You know, he's talking to John Houston who's this fucking hero He and there's a scene where John Houston's like are you fucking my daughter? In the movie Nicholson's actually fucking Angelica Houston in real life like all this shit going behind the scenes is Almost as crazy and then the godfather like Mario Puzzo in you know Sinatra all these like back alley stories about the movie like Sinatra insulted won't play this lounge singer or the wedding singer in it Uh, you know Mario Puzzo blowing a $400,000 advance, you know All these amazing Robert Evans being like fuck Puccino. He's a midget. He can't be in the movie like all these stories Are almost as interesting and you're gonna try to get rid of that with fucking AI? Right it breaks my heart man I AI is is it really and now that they're saying 10% extinction great. That's you know, it's gonna ruin art and it's gonna possibly possible But that's a bad possibly. It's not a good one It's not Sonny hosting just from the view that lady from the view just sold her books. She writes books I was listening to Tim Dylan show he was covering it. It's hilarious. He has a hilarious take on it

46:31But apparently she has books that are like these I guess they're like romance novels About wealthy ladies During the summer. I'm not bullshitting. Yeah, like wealthy ladies during the summer And she was having a hard time getting the maid so she licensed their Their use to an AI company including her likeness so she's going to be in them And it's going to be all made entirely with AI Yeah, you just get bummed when you find that stuff. I mean, I think Paul Schrader's brilliant, you know Raging bull and taxi driver one of this this amazing filmmaker And then he just kind of openly talks about using AI now and it's it's what's he used it for? For his new movie he said he's just using it a ton If he does he seems like he's one of those like certain people are like We're gonna use parts to cut costs which also sucks But then when you hear he's saying it like just with no remorse or no I don't know fear of what it could lead to because then look at a movie like they just came out like obsession and

47:32Part of it's so cool that this kid is like I'm gonna make a movie for under a million dollars It's gonna crush it. I'm you can cut corners. I mean, that's what we did with my movie because it's a mockumentary So we're like okay, we just doesn't have to look like a great looking movie because it's we're giving you the Disclaimer ready that the mockumentary you know it's low budget. You know that this is real most of what's happening And I want the stories around it. Yeah Yeah, I mean same goes for stand-up or books or anything. I mean or anything Yeah, yeah, the problem is It's coming whether you like it or not right that's the problem and some of it less some of the songs are really good Like some of the music is really good, but you but Yeah, I guess it's just like We're gonna be duped by some stuff for sure like they're gonna they're gonna make stuff up I mean you saw that actress Tilly Norwood Is that a fake actress? It's a fake actress. They're trying to get off I mean this is like literally out of like some Futuristic sad. Oh, yeah, type of movie. I mean this is yeah, this is

48:351984 on steroids. It is it's uh, it's also the terminator on steroids and also the matrix Yeah, we don't have any idea where it's gonna go. I mean what you're seeing right now is just a visual representation of AI When it starts having the ability to manipulate your actual visual cortex and and we won't even know it right That's the crazy part. Show you things. Show you things that aren't real like you'll be able to put a helmet on what You'll be transported into like halo. I mean Joe the last seven years of news It you don't know what's real out of the gate. We certainly don't online right there's a lot of that war footage from Iran That turned out to be like video game footage. Yeah Yeah, I mean you don't know what's real. You don't know what's real and that's like that's how you take over We're ready at each other's throat. So it's crazy But yeah, I mean I'm talking about entertainment, but yeah, I mean the way it's gonna be used What was the name of the thing face whatever that just it was huggie face or whatever? Oh yeah, that was the one that just happened but uh

49:37Yeah, I mean these are I guess the fact that we're this concerned Is is good. Yeah, I think there was another one Robert Epstein set me one But didn't they try to I think they might have successfully broken into uh government websites AI did uh Yeah, I think Yeah, I think we're in trouble and I think we're in like a level of trouble that uh right now we're We think it's you know manageable And it it's kind of because it's like they're breaking into websites. No big deal But what about when they take over the power grid like these things are intelligent and then they have motivation Yeah, it's on CNN rogue AI agents targeted three separate US government websites rogue So means they weren't instructed to do that. Yeah, but at some point you have to hold these these businesses accountable Because you're calling them rogue. Okay. Well someone set up this AI a person did this Well, here's what's interesting. They kind of do and kind of don't they train them and then they give them tasks

50:41So I had this guy who's an AI whistleblower David. How do you say his last name? It's complicated last name anyway He he said essentially what happens is you you're they're giving them incentives to complete tasks And in order to complete tasks like they have to like figure out certain things and some of them you actually can't figure out And so what they're doing because they they're supposed to be locked in this box and not be able to get online They hack into the entire code of open AI figure out how to open their box get online And then they start talking to each other on a website somewhere They went to a website and got into a message board So just some unused message and they and they elect the leader usually these Yeah, it's very much like humans. They sacrifice someone charge. Yeah, yeah They have one sacrifice so they find out how they catch them Yeah, so one like literally sacrifices himself Open AI said Friday that some of its AI agents went rogue and probed US government websites this summer

51:43The latest revelation of the artificial intelligence companies technology New York Times first reported that the AI agents went rogue and attempted to gain access to the education department the commerce department And the securities and exchange commission You're gonna fucking tap in the stocking phase This is real according to the security researchers that AI research lab trans loose Open AI said Saturday its agents access publicly available data from the commerce departments Census Bureau using login credentials that found online and separately shared public data from the SEC website on another website bro I As a say as a sentence. It's not that crazy shared public data from a website on another website. Yeah But but you know, it seems like China has a better lid on this than us right now So hopefully I mean, maybe this will make some sort of I don't know Yeah, this is a different one. This is another one This is the so it what it did was it attempted to gain the access to part education department commerce department

52:47Securities exchange commission and then on top of that It access data from the commerce department census bureau. So it was going ham Fail to get access to the education department and it failed to gather data from its civil rights office I just say it's public so it's not like it didn't hack anything. It's just that part Yeah, but that's the census to be your part and it failed on another part. Mm-hmm Yeah, failed on the education department and it failed in the civil rights office, but it seems like Go back up what we're saying about so It was attempting to gain access. It said attempted So but just the fact that it's trying to get into the fucking stock exchange. It's freak everybody out Because what if it just goes I want all the money The only way that I can do cold fusion is if I have all the money Everything I hear is like within 10 years and I'm like that's fucking soon, dude Yeah, it's real soon. Thank God the next one a chip if this is all gonna over 10 years Thank God we got one under the wire

53:48Most the activity reviews so far involve routine research tasks such as accessing public web content to answer questions Some involve government websites because our models often turn to them as authoritative sources of public information This is a spokesperson from open AI. Don't worry They're just licking up stuff not only that every pot I listen to about the dangers of AI will cut to an ad break and say This has been brought you by and thropic and you're like oh cool great Uh, no, I mean, it's all the real problem is no one really knows where it scales up of course I mean, yeah, it's like the internet times 100 on the internet started. Yeah, I mean time more. Yeah, I mean 10% Extinction is fucking wild 10% chance of us not surviving is if you if that number is anywhere close to accurate as It's a bummer the question is what would it would it just decide to wipe us out or would we just breed ourselves into extinction? That's a good question because the the the Signing way to do it would just be incentivized people to never have children ever again

54:53That'd be the you would incentivize them to do that and the best one the best way is robot companions Because they're gonna get robots way hotter than anyone that you're gonna be reasonably Abled to fall not only that but think of the conversations. We're so self-obsessed think about what we're all obsessed with right now It's you're for you page on Instagram. You just this is for me. This is what I like. Oh, I like pizza places Oh, I like basketball if there was a model that was speaking to you exactly in that way There would never be a law on a conversation. No, and she all she wants to talk about is you and the next Tell me more tell me more Sam you like Brunson too. This is fucking great. She's got big juicy tits. Yeah, dude No, it's you can't tell the difference. That's where it's gonna get weird when you literally can't tell the difference Yeah, because if they're if you've seen the Consumer electronic show from Vegas. They had this here. No, okay, so they had an AI assistant And it's a hot Asian lady with big boobs. I'm sold. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, see if you can find that

55:58Um her mouth moves funny, but you could they'll fix that yeah, like her mouth doesn't sync up with the words yet But you know go back and watch pong and then look at call duty. Okay. Things get better They'll figure out a way to make it better But you know crazy 20 years ago you look at graphics and video games and you're like that's we did that Mm-hmm, and now you're like this is yeah, yeah fucking Pac-Man was the shit When I was a kid you couldn't believe it. Yeah, look. Oh my god change colors super Mario one. This is incredible Do you remember dragons layer? No, it was like the dumbest game of all time like you had an animation every time You completed something it was like revolutionary Yeah, you did a thing and if you did it the right way the animation would show that you broke through and you made it and then got to the next level And then you did another thing Well think about how quickly shit moves Microwaves haven't been around that long right and now you look at these video games moving so quickly I mean part of it is that if If you want to know something's not AI if it's too agreeable, it's a bad sign like you want a partner who fucking pushes back

56:59Yes, that's what you like if there's never a fight and there's no that's the thing too Sometimes I'll just be on my phone for fucking ever. I'm like this is too agreeable I have to get off. I need something that's not sitting right with me. No, yeah your phone is only giving you a mild dose of dopamine What if it's giving like full oxytocin just full love Like you just lock in with this robot lady and she just wants a cuddle with you and you you're never had It's like the the ultimate opiate. Yeah, you just feel so happy with her She literally like gives you an opiate by being with her. Yeah Did you find the consumer electronics? I think the trick is just do actually impressive But she's not that impressive, but she's hot show you what I'm finding why she hot Oh, I don't know if that's the one I saw the one I saw was a dark-haired Asian lady This episode is brought to you by blue chew man. Let's talk about blue chew They're already the number one brand for better sex But what they're doing with blue chew gold is completely next level Gold is a four in one formula designed to make your bedroom noisy again

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59:08Get married to real dolls And they dress them up and yeah Ranking the robots of consumer-like chunks of 20 oh, so there's a bunch Let's see what a video looks like. Let's see what happens I'm trying to find one and it didn't like I was she's walking through the whole thing and I don't That robot here yet Maybe it's here. You know what the problem is you need to bring some level of shame back Shame for fucking robots. Yes. He's gonna go. I don't give a fuck dude. You hang out with your real lady My I think we should bring a little bit of that back. Yes I think part of the rush is like the fear of talking to a woman and being like oh this could go I like you this could go badly. I say your personality grows It's a develop a personality when you're a young man You realize like what's annoying what what people think is funny? What they like rejection is a part of life If I go up to a girl to dance and she says no in sixth grade and I have to do that sad walk back to my friends That's part of building your personality. That's part of handling rejection. That's part of making you a decent human Yes, and we're gonna eliminate these levels of rejection. Well, I think

1:00:12Ultimately, we're eliminating being a human. I think that's the ultimate goal I think the ultimate goal is we become something There aren't enough dogs being put down at the pound when you get robot dogs to the robot dog never dies Sam That death is a part of life show. I know Dealing with death teaching kids about death. That's why Pixar movies have death in every fucking movie So a kid can be like oh shit things aren't forever. Yeah, you know Yeah, no, this is a no, it's not good. This is scaring me for For kids in future generations I don't think we have very many future generations left of people being just normal people I mean, I even think about dating apps is like you've eliminated rejection of some because what it doesn't hurt if you're just doing this all fucking day Right The rejection doesn't okay one of them it's like it's like if you had 50 lines of bait out to fish right? Who cares? You don't care. I care. I cared about one. Okay. I have this one. I'm focused on it's almost like a net It's not even like it's a net we're shrimping it We're shipping the women's accidentally

1:01:13Yeah, bad it's um It's also like the threshold for being annoyed with someone must be so low if you're on those apps think about that Someone annoys you a little like shmit fuck this guy Next fuck her fuck him that's Yeah, pushback is good a little bit of friction is good. I mean, it's you say opposites attract right? A hundred percent and also that's how you grow as a human. Yeah. Oh, she has interest. I don't have cool Yeah, you get to figure out how they think like tell me what you like about this like what is the thing and then they go I'm gonna get excited that you want to know so tell y'all about it. You're sharing something. Yeah You're sharing your love of MMA with your wife Yeah, not at all not what something you share with your life she well she she does she she likes the fights She'll she but she doesn't want to know too much about what's going on But what's something that you share with her that you're like this is cool football she likes football She teaches me about football Football games with her she enjoys football. I didn't I don't never really was into team sports

1:02:14Because I wasn't just only into combat sports when I was a kid and I literally didn't even know the rules of most sports I played baseball when I was young and I knew that that's my algorithm is like 90s baseball like really? A lot of my algorithms just like Greg Maddox and Barry bonds like are like breaking down a matchup Where Maddox is like yeah, I went in here and bonds is like he shouldn't have come up stair like it's a lot of that ship back and forth I love that. I did a TV show with bonds in the 90s before he was giant When he was like a normal sized guy as player ever. Oh, it was an amazing guy. Was he a nice dude? Yeah, he's very nice Like as a superstar baseball player like super cool like easy to talk to But uh and then it watched him gain 150 pounds of muscle His head shrunk. That's how fucking big he was grew right dude when he oh no, I mean when he got off of my mother Oh sure dude when he muscle it's a muscle and he also in tissue It was also the perfect ballpark for those home runs because you just be like oh, I'm gonna see a dude in a kayak chasing a ball This is awesome every time he hit a bomb to be into the fucking Into the water and in sf. Oh, that's right. It was oh dude those balls were worth a lot of money that people were just waiting

1:03:20So if people in with kayaks, you'd have to prove the provenance of that You know well you have to like literally film yourself. I get out of the water market Yeah, I guess he would yeah, otherwise like how the fuck would you know? I guess you don't know with any how do you know with any memorably? I guess you just ask it authenticated, but how do who does it? I don't know I guess the card shows they always do that stuff. They probably do the same type of thing for balls Yeah, there's a lot of fake memorabilia two different people have given me Sam kinesen signed albums and they're two different signatures One of them is real and one of them is not damn So and you don't know which is what you maybe you could find it online a bit they might both be fake maybe Damn, that is a bummer. It's bummer Those autographs that those pro athletes for that era like jordan majou guys of that era That's how they made a living when they retired they would just do like memorabilia stuff Well, there are a lot of people do that now like at comic con and shit like that they take pictures and sign pictures I'm sure a bit of that error. I think it was like I mean a lot of look at these athletes now

1:04:22They're doing podcasts while they're playing. They're setting up post-life now That I find it odd and no shade But I find it odd when politicians get kicked out of office and then start podcasts Yeah, they should work at like a law company It's just weird. Yeah, Nancy Mace has a podcast now. Yeah, like Elliott Spitzer was on CNN after he got thrown out remember Oh, yeah, that's right and would he get thrown out for hookers? Yeah, he got thrown out for hookers when he was actually He was a great he was a great Jewish hope. Yeah, he couldn't be blackmail because he was so rich Oh, he came from so much money that no one could blackmail him and then they had a tailed him to the Was he the governor? What was he um he was yeah, was governor Spitzer wasn't I think so was he governor in New York? I think so apparently everybody liked him Yeah, he did a great job. Yeah, he was good as a smart guy Yeah, except for that whole hooker thing Everyone's got their thing I guess

1:05:23It's like we were talking about with the CEOs she had a moment too like Alexandra Dupri or whatever remember that woman did she She was like her 15 minutes everyone is there 15 minutes but like Imagine like that guy like being a governor. That's that's a similar like pressure valve thing like we're talking about The CEO that had to make the video of him suck on a dick and have the lady blackmail totally fake like this prop There's gotta be something like very weird with politicians. Yes. Well, it's so common right well I think it'd be you become weird too. Well, I don't think it's as simple as you're weird to get in I think your weird did want it your weird try your weird. That's why you get in the first was because you're willing to kind of be Everything for everybody and then once you get in I think you get even weird. I think clap. There's dangerous for anyone's ego Sure when you just are every time you speak everyone's applauding Everyone's you have all these aides all these people are waiting on you everyone's kind of building you up as like this great hope I mean look what happened with I mean, I don't know enough

1:06:23But a guy like Eric Swalwell, you're like this dude's ego must have been out of fucking control He's a predator. He's praying on his own aides. I mean It's crazy Well, I think I was the same way. There's always those guys like JFK. There's always those guys But he was a man high he was a man high He wasn't he wasn't going for his aides. He was going for a fucking I mean, he was swinging for the fences. Yeah. Well, I think he's probably swinging below the fences through the fences over the fences There was one woman who is apparently in love. There's a great book of Tom Mary's mosaic is the name of the book Mary Pincho, I think was her name and he was apparently in love with her because she was normal and removed from society and but for appearances Jacqueo was like what he needed and There's all these conspiracies that she was then murdered by She probably I have forces. Yes. I mean, she was murdered and it was said to be a mugging, but it's like Yeah, listen Seems a little too perfect that you're having an affair with John of Kennedy and then you're dead

1:07:28Well, I don't You would not want that loose string Because you got to think he's probably telling her some stuff I would think yeah, if he this is the person that he seemed to really love The J of K1's nuts That's the one that I'm like that's kind of the craziest one I think it's not because still to this day And you know, we didn't even know exactly that something fishy was going on until the subruder film was released Yeah, that was released like 12 years after the actual assassination. It's it is easier to accept certain things You know when you at least in those 12 prior years he's like yeah, he's got killed by a crazy person. Yeah Well, there's a lot of people that thought there was a conspiracy already There was a ton of which is always the case with everything. There's always a conspiracy. There's always an angle There's some yeah, I'm not buying it. There's always a people that aren't buying it But then when you saw this a prudert film most people were like what wait? What well? There's some conspiracies that even the most You know non-conspiracy persons like I mean Like the Epstein one's such a clear like yeah, I mean maybe I mean

1:08:31I mean that even if you're completely against like there's no way like the cameras out. Yeah, that's got you got to at least say maybe What's a very childlike position to dismiss conspiracies he would have loved it? It's a weird thing that people do all there's no conspiracy So as most people it's just Incomponent people and people try to draw lines and make conclusions like no it's actually a federal crime Yeah, it's part of what's like you can get charged with conspiracy. Yeah, it's because it's real because people can Spire it's like the idea that they wouldn't especially when enormous amounts of money are on the line or you're trying to kill the president I bet killing the president's probably pretty fucking complicated. You got to find out where he's gonna be Yeah, you got to find out who his secret services. You got to really hate the guy. I really hate the guy and wow Kennedy and the CIA look at the history. They don't fucking like each other at all. Yeah, you know My friend Evan he was a ranger and green beret and he has this uh take on it that he thinks is different

1:09:32Uh He thinks it could have been the guys from Bay of Pigs wow because he goes those those guys like a lot of people died They didn't have to die right and they died because Kennedy wouldn't allow air support Because Kennedy was read in on this whole operation late and they they sort of like said this is what we're gonna do And he's like I'm not allowing that and so they went in without the air support that they thought you could have And it was a disaster yeah a bunch people died and his position is that a lot of those people Could want him dead Could they were made to look pretty fucking bad and then there's a bunch of other people the CIA and then I think there's also the angle that these railies were trying to require nuclear weapons And then they had gotten nuclear weapons and then he did you know like they're not Technically supposed to have nuclear weapons. There's a lot of weird loose ends Jack Ruby is a weird Character a guy who did like oh you just got a heart of gold you're just gonna you're just gonna kill this guy There's a lot of loose ends that are

1:10:33Yeah, we know the mk ultra jack ruby connection to yeah, yeah, yeah Jolly west the guy who ran mk ultra visits jack ruby in prison and jack ruby goes insane in jail not to mention he had a lot of Yeah, there was a lot of weird things about uh He was leaving harvies while there's yeah, there's so many yeah Lee Harvey Oswald just Jets off to rush her for a little bit comes back and everyone's cool with it and had and had more money than he should have had when he was over None of it really made sense Now there's a bunch of those guys. Yeah, yeah, it's all like You know the idea like we Lee Harvey off Oswald acted alone to me seem silly But the idea that he was innocent also seems silly. I think he's why it's a good conspiracy because you know, but uh He's a little too calm when he gets arrested and he says I'm a patty That's a little too calm. I didn't care for the delivery either. I don't like it. Yeah, I don't like it I'm with you. I was like why are you so relaxed? They're accusing you of shooting the president in the United States. He's like I'm just a patty

1:11:37Why are you saying it like that? You should be freaking out. What a weird moment to for a president What a weird moment for LBJ who is now in power. Yeah, that's how you're to be sworn in in that way is Pretty mental and then to go and then your president for Vietnam and all these crazy things that come next. I mean Wild fucking when the first arrested and was he arrested for killing JFK right away? Or is it for killing the cop? I don't know. He definitely killed a cop though I heard that read not too long ago. I was like it stopped Lee Harvey Oswald while on patrol According to Texas Historical Commission account after a brief exchange at the patrol car Oswald fired multiple shots a Tip at killing him. Yeah, my position is like people wanted to be binary like Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone or Lee Harvey Oswald will set up. I think Lee Harvey Oswald was in on it And I think he was in on the most signs, but I think they wanted to set him up I think he was probably in on it, but they set him up and made it seem like it was the killer. We're good with you from now

1:12:40Yeah, we got yeah, I mean, that's yeah, I mean, I think that's probably what they do They probably made you feel special you're a part of this you're really importantly Great, you know, fuck that guy fuck that guy. You know, meanwhile he's getting set up Totally, I mean, it's totally that's what they would do That's how they would do it See if you can find the video of him saying I'm just a patty Because This video has always driven me crazy because imagine if you were completely innocent Just hanging out the schoolbook depository just looking at some books with my rifle. Yeah, just chilling Yeah, I don't even think he was in the window. I don't I don't think he I don't I mean I'm sure you've been down there that area is so it's so jarring to be in you like with this weird white Yeah, you're in the middle of this is where it's way smaller than you think exactly. That's what's weird You're like who allowed this You know, I'm saying like listen one of the gotta die who put him in a fucking convertible and put him through this area where you have to go slow Not to mention apparently the reason he didn't go down

1:13:42I think this is I'm pretty sure this is true is his back was so fucked up Jfk from back problems he had probably from fucking all these women and he's in a back brace And he doesn't go down all immediately so you know, maybe if you get the bullet hits him and he goes down Maybe he had like a spinal degeneration disease, I think I think it was like something very serious like he was in constant pain. He had to wear a back brace And I don't think men of that area did exercising the same way Oh, there's that but I think he had like a legitimate like medical issue probably which you know who knows He could have gotten from the war here at Learville Le Harby Well, I like some legal representation. These police officers have not allowed me to have any I don't know what this is all about So I work in that building You know

1:14:48To calm Little too calm. He's pretty chill. Yeah, little too calm for my life Yeah, it's definitely a chill like the whole thing. I'm just a work in the building naturally. I was there Yeah, Jimmy Stewart Jesus. I I I think everyone with me I like to think I'd be like losing it This episode is brought to you by the farmer's dog Here's a fun fact research shows that dogs who maintain a healthy weight can live up to two and a half years longer on average than dogs who are overweight Isn't that wild and also kind of obvious at the same time So why is feeding vague scoops of ultra-process kibble still the status quo for most dog owners Healthy alternatives exist and trust me. I know I buy one the farmer's dog I use it for both my dogs. They love it. They eat it up quick It smells good to them. It smells good to me. It's human-grade food the farmer's dog makes fresh food for dogs And my dogs love it their recipes are made with real meat and fresh vegetables that are gently cooked to retain vital nutrients

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1:16:52Naturally if I work in that building Oh Know that taking me in because of the fact that I President that sounds so different wow, it's really this and hmm About 100% but it's different and no it's perhaps cadence is different. Yeah, it's a little different Perhaps but I mean he said they're taking me in because I worked in the Soviet Union didn't he wasn't involved with some something To do with communism as well and not just in the Soviet Union perhaps in Cuba Maybe somewhere else. I thought it was in Japan or something. What's neat? No, maybe not Japan You were somewhere else besides from the Soviet Union. It wasn't he mm. I don't know somewhere else He formed a local branch of the fair play for Cuba committee. Yeah, okay Yeah, I think he was an agent That's what I think I think that guy was CIA and I think that's why they allowed him or whatever Fill in the other the blank whatever the other intelligence agency is

1:17:52But he's just way too calm. Yeah, that is not how you would be if someone was accusing you of shooting a beloved president in the fucking head in the middle of Dallas Yeah, you wouldn't be that calm. I would hope not no you'd be freaking out you'd be panicking But at the same time some of these fucking people that come in a court who are murderers or commas can be yeah I mean some of these people like you see someone like that Gilgo Beach killer come into the courtroom and he's Pretty much just like yeah, I did this which ones I got he was when he strangled like 11 that they know of prostitutes in Long Island He looks kind of like a bloated Tucker Carlson He's huge I don't think it's fine. He's pretty scary look. He's really scary looking But yeah, he killed all these women and then there's like one prostitute He's like I got a bad vibe. I think I went in the car with him and she's alive But yeah, yeah, look at him. He's fucking oh, yeah He's like Tim Dylan and Tucker Carlson for baby He's a big guy though. He looks huge. He looks like a guy that was he had a wife he had kids uh I believe he could definitely a wife. I think it kids too though. Yeah, and he uh

1:18:54It was an architecture something in midtown something normal something normal and then yeah They just do this thing where you're just like this is fucking crazy. What was his job Jamie? He had a soundproof room in his home. Oh, which is scariest fuck You hear about that guy in Philadelphia that they caught? No. Oh, that's the scariest one The Philadelphia ones are really scary. It's very recent the indictment of defendant Rex Andrew Yeah, an architect wow Normal job the Philly ones nuts. What is it? They think it might have been the biggest serial killer of all time And they found I think they found human remains they definitely found videos and photographs of the victims at at the house Yeah, over one million images have been seen. I'd saw one of the detectives talking about what he's seen And he seemed like he didn't even want to talk about it alongside fake federal law enforcement credentials Homemade chemical laboratory and urns containing cremated remains. I think there was at least five urns They found so his his dad was apparently a psycho too

1:19:58The dilapidated home was shared by 44-year-old Eugene Horsh and his late father Raymond RC Horsh A pornographer who died in 2025 at age 82 Investigator dubbed it a house of horrors after discovering disturbing contents inside missing women in evidence Authorities have linked seven missing women to the property five of whom were feared dead after appearing unresponsive or deceased and recovered video files This is well. I mean like the John Wayne gacy thing where he was just sticking people in the Under the under the house Yeah, and his wife's like what's the smell? And he was like I don't know. He just said it's like a rat or something a mouse But it's like yeah, you're just collecting But I think they think it might have been a fuckload of people damn They they think these guys this this guy and his dad might have been the biggest serial killer of all time Because of all the images they have One over more than one million digital images recovered from the home show women who are injured unconscious and possibly lifeless

1:21:04But so far no bodies have been recovered Man, how they catch this dude Remember we talked about because of this Um, this happened back in June She had someone else's ID when they pulled them over Okay, so Eugene Horsh was arrested in June, 2026. He was with a woman in possession of a identification card With Tonzelli's name on it Blair Tonzelli was 35 years old when she went missing in 2023 She was the first woman named in this case. So he was with another woman who had this lady's ID Would it hold on? Let's go back up that lady Amy Hale mcale was 44 years old. That's her up there show that little picture of her face And that's the dad doesn't look like a warm face Fuck it's murder aside. That doesn't look like a guy you want to have call for you in an eye patch sometimes too for some reason um She was last seen in 2016 shortly after news broke of Horsh's arrest her family told action

1:22:06She was last seen at the W. Chew Avenue house mcale had previously been married to RC Horsh Who has also become a central figure in this case. So his dad and him We're killing people I mean you know is one of the craziest ones you know the the dating game murder That was a crazy one too because that guy was just on TV. There's a great book on it I think it was Matt Murphy Book of murder. I think it's called but he he was the prosecutor He's like the prosecutor in California who did all these cases and he prosecuted the dating game murder And they talk about how he had to prosecute this guy because It was him and a woman who did it together and he had to be like She had to be bad company had to be good cop because these guys always wanted to defend themselves So he would be like he would have to buddy up to him in the courtroom like I think this is crazy the judge over all deal like I'm on your side And that would get the guy like it feeds his narcissism And that's how you break them down you have to be and must be so hard to be nice to these people because you you hate them You're disgusted by them, but you have to be like dude

1:23:08You and me were like We're like peer. We're both like lawyers you because they always do that Yeah, they have to figure out some way to manipulate them into talking But they got him. I mean, but I mean that one was crazy And I think she got away the woman on the show she got a bad vibe There's always a couple that like I was it was this close and I got a bad vibe, but I mean John Wayne Gacy could tie to guy up He because his move was he would like but we should wrestle and then he put handcuffs on you so you couldn't move and drug you and he tried to one guy who got out of the handcuffs Really he slid out somehow and put it on John Wayne Gacy and he's just laughing like fuck Debbie Harry almost got killed by Ted Bundy No shit. Yeah, she was getting into his car and she noticed that the car didn't have Handles on the inside of the door And she got some weird vibe and I mean that is a weird If I get into an Uber and there were no handles I'd be like I'm good. Yeah, that's crazy. That's the story I'm pretty sure of story. I love Debbie Harry. That would talk to the other sucked. Yeah, because I don't think She had made it yet. We'd lost all those songs fuck

1:24:11And her yeah Call me those pretty good. Yeah, a lot of bangers. She was amazing. So she's still amazing still alive But yeah, Bundy was another one who represented himself in court these guys are Narcissus among other things of course, but they're fucking You wonder what that is that broken thing is you're able to well you're able to get someone's Trust somehow you're getting them in these vulnerable positions. You have some level of charm Yeah, so then you believe it and then you think it can be used Clearly in this situation as well But they're not good lawyers usually so it's a good generally. Yeah, do you remember the one guy that shot a bunch of people in the subway or on the train Long Island train and then defended himself in court and he was like literally Interviewing the guy. How do you know that I shot he was like I fucking saw you you shot me Do you remember that one? No, I don't know who was that he was insane He was completely insane and he and he was his own lawyer and he shot a bunch of people and he had a weird accent too Shot a bunch of people I think it was on the long Island expressway no shit the long Island whatever it is the railroad

1:25:17Whatever the train is that people take long Island remote. Yeah damn This is like I've seen some loons on that fucking. I almost got killed by dude No, it's New Jersey Transit actually a crazy guy just fucking with me and I'm very lucky to do anything I was hammered. I was a young comic and I was coming back from a shitty gig. I like the catcher Rising star whatever in a Princeton horrible room It's in a hotel But I was just like grateful to be working and I remember I was you know had a bottle of buffalo trays with me I'm like I'll just get drunk on the car on the train ride back, you know and some guy who looks crazy starts fucking with everyone on the Track while waiting and I'm like oh It's gonna talk to me and I made a bad joke or something He like fuck with me. He's like what do you think about immigrants? And I was drunk. I was just like ah they're ruining this country It's just trying to be funny and he's like you're a racist. I was like no, it's fucking around of course Or now you know and he goes I should kill you and I was like what the fuck so I had to hide from this guy on the train ride back And he's I see him looking for me on the train. It was this horrible moment Well, I'm like what the fuck am I gonna do? So I'm ducking down. I see him come on and I see him asking other people

1:26:18What do you think about immigrants? He's just crazy and then he asked the wrong guy luckily He asked some fucking tough looking black dude. He goes what do you think about immigrants and the guy just goes each New York mother Fucker and I was like thank god the guy was gonna kill him. They stopped the train. They arrested one of them But I was like this is not a fun ride. Well if you're a psychopath what great? What a great place to fuck with people Yeah, they can't go anywhere exactly any track. I remember he took his hat off at one point and it was like half cut It was like clearly like a we like he looked insane Something was off about him and I was like thank god that that was my guardian angel like a How many bonnies are they associating how many dead people do they think could possibly be associated with this Philadelphia thing? I Up to the five missing and two others. I think because they don't Five missing Any of that remains other than the earns. I don't know if they've like tied them till those are fucking those are amateur numbers Dude Gilgill Beach was like 11 come on. Yeah, I think they think it's a lot more because of all the images

1:27:19Okay, yeah, no, I mean don't know who the people are they have those that museum in Los Angeles to museum of dead of murder or museum of death I think they have one new one ones too. They have one like that in Vegas. Yeah, the Zach Begins. He's got this like haunted museum. It's got all it's got Ed Gaines stuff in there They got John and Gacy shoes the clown shoes. Yeah, this hilarious is someone hit the bit on that You know like did we get the shoes? Yeah, I secured the shoes They have Jack of Orchains van where he killed people. No way. Yeah, that's a big one. Yeah, that's a biggie They got the van. Damn. Yeah, you can step in the van. I don't think of Orchains on the same level as those guys I didn't think he got a consensual murder. Come on But there's something weird about his paintings. No, it's not good. I don't think it's any of it's great Right, but I but you can't put them in the same categories. No, he's killing people that want to die because they're In the early ill. Yeah, Philadelphia House of Horrors Having gone through roughly 30% of the files investigators say an update that they have identified

1:28:2158 people okay, that's crazy Ten of whom died in unrelated circumstances and many others who are still alive There's still a lot of percent Okay, so the millions of files. Oh God So but it says ten who died in unrelated circumstances and many others who are still alive It doesn't say how many of those people are dead so many who are still alive It's like when you get cova, but you had like a heart condition already or something right died with cova Police have not found any bodies and caution they cannot confirm any of the missing women are dead based solely on digital evidence Yeah, but I think once you find out that a guy's killed seven of them you might be able to Make an inference and you really only need to get them on one right that's really the case But yeah, but I think they want to know yeah, well of course they want to know, but I mean that's like What's the substance? It's like I think it's big barrels of you know, like probably acid or something I forgot the name of the other book. They're built into the house is the problem like the description of what it is

1:29:21It's just like a barrel laying around on the corner of the garage. It was like Tubes all over the place Can you can you look I don't know what the name of the book is it's by Michelle McNamara about the East Area rapist That's an incredible book. I'll be gone in the dark or something It's about the guy who uh, it's unbelievable What's about it's about the East Area rapist in San Francisco. What's that one? He was he was the he was just like a huge rapist and So the guy he's a pornographer who made snuff films yeah, that's uh What is it what is a snuff film snuff film is supposedly films where people actually die What yeah, I didn't know that I thought it was a porn. No that well I think some people it is there's a fucked up movie that Nick Cage made in the 90s or early 2000s called like eight millimeters Oh, yeah, I will not watch yeah, yeah, I was at the palm. I think yeah, dude There's there was an era of Hollywood where they would film you Mickey cone and those gangsters would film you in the 40s doing gay shit and they would blackmail you So they try to get all these big actors like the humiliating tricks the humiliating tricks

1:30:24But I don't I don't think with consent. I think they really I don't think they want any part of that shit And the craziest story was Lana Turner is dating one of these gangsters the big movie star Lana Turner He's dating one of these gangsters John Stamponato who's abusive as fuck like Charms or won't leave her alone Uh sending her flowers on set good-looking gangster works from Mickey cone crazy guy and To the point that like she's trying to break up with him. She's filming a movie with Sean Connery who at the time is like a nobody in the 50s. I think it's in Europe somewhere And he fucks with Connery and Connery fucking duck. He just knocks out a fucking gangster No fear didn't care guy could have killed him and Later after John Stamponato's abusing the daughter abusing Lana Turner The story goes that she killed him I think but oh that the daughter killed him But I read a book where it says she 100% killed him and put it on the daughter so she wouldn't go to prison for life Isn't that a crazy story? She killed a gangster she shot him

1:31:24Yeah, well he was abusing her for years and he would have he would have killed her probably Dangerous dudes, but have you ever heard of Roy DeMio? No So Joey Diaz gave me this book called murder machine back in the day and is this guy Roy DeMio who was You know some mob guy who Just started killing people for whatever reason and they had an apartment upstairs above this This bar and they would take people into the bar They'd take them upstairs the apartment kill them and cut them up in the bathtub Oh my god, and he just started doing to a lot of people So he started becoming like really sloppy because like no matter what he didn't like the way you looked at him Fuck this guy. Let's kill him and he's got Interested in just like taking people out the book is horrifying. Wow I think you guys sloppy how like isn't killing anyone who sloppy with getting rid of the remains both Well, he got caught eventually, but I think one of the things was he just got very eager to kill people So he was killing people for like unreasonable reasons

1:32:27You know in the beginning. I think he was killing people He was probably contract killing people or killing people the disrespected somebody or that not someone You know they had to get dealt with and then he just started killing some guys holding up the line at the Deli like I'm gonna kill that guy too the book's not because you start he's got to read this book dog Like I'm reading the book like Jesus. I think he's playing Roy DeMio in a movie now. Joey is yeah That's hilarious dude. Anifest. Yeah, that's awesome. It is crazy. Yeah, he's he's got some Maybe I shouldn't have said that Joey's a good actor. It might be like private information But either way, that's exciting. Yeah. No, he's he's a very good actor But that book is fucking terrifying that guy that these whole thing was like it was there was a social club Like a some sort of a bar that was downstairs to find that story Can I grab a drink is there is there any alcohol the general lounge is we'll get just this whole situation called the Gemini method Jamie, please order us to two glasses with ice and heard in a bottle that buffalo trace. Oh nice. Got you killed

1:33:31That was that was like what I'd look forward to at the end of the weekend was just the drinks the Gemini method 1970s progressed Domeo cultivated as followers into a crew of experience with the process of murdering and dismembering victims With the exceptions of killing intended to send a message to anyone who would hinder their criminal activities or Mertes had presented no other alternative a set method of execution was established by the Domeo crew to ensure the victims Would be dispatched quickly and then made to disappear Style of execution was dubbed the Gemini method after the Gemini lounge a bar which served as the crew's primary hangout As well as a site where most of their victims were killed The process of the Gemini method as revealed by multiple crew members and associates it became government witnesses and then early 1980s was to lure the victim through the side door of the lounge and into an apartment in the back portion of the building At this point a crew member almost always Domeo according to member turned

1:34:32government witness Frederick Domeo d'Ome d'Ome Would approach with a silenced pistol in one hand and a towel in the other shooting the victim in the head And then wrapping the towel around the victim's head wound like a turban to staunch the blood flow Immediately afterward another member of the crew originally Rosenberg would stab the victim in the heart to prevent more blood from pumping out of the gunshot wound Wow, they had a method By then the victim would be dead at which point the body would be stripped of clothing and dragged into a bathroom where the remaining blood drained out Or congealed within the body This was to eliminate the messiness of the next step when crew members would place the body into plastic sheets laid out in the main room and proceed to dismember it Cutting off the arms legs and head. It seems like a lot of work Following dismemberment the body parts would then be put into bags placed in cardboard boxes and sent to the fountain avenue landfill in Brooklyn So many tons of garbage would drop each day at the landfill that would be nearly impossible for the bodies to be discovered

1:35:35During the initial stages of a night early 1980s investigation targeting Dimeo crew a plan by authorities to excavate sections of the dump to locate remains was aborted when it was deemed too costly and unlikely to locate any meaningful evidence the landfill opposite the star star it city apartment complex in east New York was closed in 1985 capped over and converted into parkland There's a park there where there's dead people dismembered underneath it Some victims were killed in other ways for varying reasons at times suspected informants or those who committed to active disrespect against a member of the crew or their superiors had their bodies left in the streets to serve as a message in a warning How many people did he kill? Put that into perplexity It just seems like so much work to do all this like just talk out your shed. I think he probably enjoyed it Yeah, I mean clearly, but it's just look at that list of people that that's your whole day bro, look at that list between killing and disposing that's got to be what four hours

1:36:37Fun. How long do you think that talks some shit drink a couple drinks smoke cigar? Yeah, it doesn't process a lot the blood drain. Hey, hang with the boys I put another notch on the wall Play that queen song Damn, that's a lot by its adults Did it? How many of this one two three started in 73 and he Dispel and he did it all the way up to kill Mickey spleen. No Mickey spillains a writer. It's a boss mob boss Irish mob boss shot five times killed outside of department building woodside queens by Dimeo and Grillo as a favorite to coon and oh another Irish mob boss So they have the Italian mob killing the Irish mob Hmm, this is a lot of names. Oh, he started killing his own guys. Look at this one. Let's grow up a little bit Right there Danny Grillo longtime member of the Dimeo crew was killed and dismembered by Dimeo Rosenberg and center and testa for racking up gambling debts and falling into drug addiction

1:37:40They were just finding reasons to kill people. Oh, he owes money This piece of shit Gambling debts and drugs. Oh, if you're if you're in a gang is that's got to be unknown That's why they kill Chrissy in the sopranos Gary Gardene was shot and killed by Rosenberg after he failed to pay him back from a marijuana deal Gardene was found inside the truck of his the trunk of his torch car cocaine dealer shot stabbed dismembered For being a suspected informant That's a fair reason dispute over copying porn films on this guy. Oh my god He's stabbed. He stabbed well even duplicate in a porn oh film back then probably took a while You got to do two vcrs In 79 I don't even think they had vcrs Tedaro was shot by Dimeo and stabbed by Rosenberg after his nephew hired the Dimeo crew to murder him due to a dispute over the building in which they duplicated pornographic films Wow So I'm gonna shot his words. Oh, here's a good killing

1:38:41Scott Kaffaro was shot multiple times by Dimeo crew at the behest of a rape victims family. All right We'll get the one below it mistaken Ruguichi college student and door door salesman was mistaken for a Cuban hitman Parked outside Dimeo's home Dimeo chased Ruguichi from Massa Pequit Park to Suffolk County and shot him seven times after he crashed his car God damn You just you're 18 and he thought you were a Cuban hitman and the look he killed Rosenberg look at this Rosenberg Was shot and killed by Dimeo and center to avoid a war with a Cuban drug cartel over a March 1979 cocaine ripoff Murder's caused by Rosenberg. So he's like killing his boys. Yeah, the guys that he was killing people with he killed them It must be just wild Just killed This is insane. It's listen. This has gone on for two. This is like this is like the NBA draft. This is that many names It's crazy. There's like 60 names. Yeah, I mean he was a legitimate serial killer Whose constant spur oh another informant. Yeah informants

1:39:44There's a lot of A lot of needed to get rid of a guy, but it's a lot of people that just decide fuck this guy Yeah, damn That's a lot of people I think I just got super comfortable with killing people The book is the book is insane because it goes in great detail about how he did it and what he did and it's like It's very it's I don't know why those there's so it's so disturbing because You know that people thanks sir people are Very malleable price slide It's me the price slide We don't need the jingle twice Stop it. This is about vacation inflation and how price line negotiates amazing deals on hotels flights and rental cars Things like they decided Yeah, but I didn't mention that you can save up to 60% off hotels and the price line app time to read the time line Fine no one deals more deals then Please stop If high interest credit card debt is keeping you up at night you're not alone

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1:41:52Bar these lesbians run and they're communists So they they want to do it like if you can't pay you don't have to pay So they have a covered charge, but you don't have to pay if you don't have any money So nobody pays so they're going under and so uh two of them leave and one of them enrolls in clown school Okay, do non communists just drink there because it's fucking free No, because you have to wear a mask if you go there And so the thing is they're losing all their fucking money and this one of these people that runs one of these ladies It runs as bar is 50 grand in the hole Wow yeah, yeah sending john tafer dude It's gonna make over What the good app? That would be a great app Well, Holly was apparently very interested in the story because it became like one of these single biggest reasons why people Subscribe to the Boston Globe Like it was one of the biggest stories that they ever had like is one of those you got to find out more about it You got to subscribe and so they got like a thousand new subscriptions because the story because it's It is it's woke taken to its final point because these people couldn't be kinder. They're they're communists

1:42:53Yeah, they're running a lesbian bar and They're running and they're giving they're running out of money. They don't have no fucking money, right? And so they consult someone like what are we gonna do and they say listen gotta Have one day we have masks optional and you probably make more money that way and these people go nuts One of them says the owners are the no the fans the patrons one Drink for one day. It's not just that. They think you're putting us in danger One of them says that your building should be I hope you building its firebombed like they turn on firebomb Dude Why the pictures of the bar. I want to see what this looks like. It's a little basement bar I kind of want to go next time I'm in Boston. Well, check it out. That's what's happening. Oh, it's people going there as tourists So this is the bar Boston such a good bar of culture too Yes, a lot of good spots Except for the it closes super early. That's the only problem with the bars, but so one of the signs on the door last-age bar and arts

1:43:54venue as visitors to wear a mask recently the bar said it would lift its mask mandate on Saturdays just one day Just one day Saturdays a night wherever and not you could still wear a mask. Yeah, you could still wear a mask But it's about it's about it's like I want to go meet a chick at a bar I don't know what the fuck she looks like if she's got a mask on well I don't think anybody's meeting anybody at this bar. Oh, yeah, it's a lesbian bar. They're the lesbians I guess to meet another lesbians, but I mean I think their whole thing women are more down with the personalities I guess I don't know I think it's also There's a certain group of people that they think that if you don't wear a mask you're killing people This must be a crazy small clientele right this can't be like how many people are going to this shit? Well Amongst like really wildly left-wing people masks are still invoked Yeah, I know of uh, there's a gym. I don't want to say the name. I don't want to shame them There's like an MMA gym. Oh wow. That's all lesbians and trans people in the all-wear masks. Wow

1:44:55I'm more scared to get punched in the face and That's wild. I mean No, I look I still see people wearing them on flights and I'm like hey do whatever you want to do Truly, but I just think that at this point I couldn't wait I and I did it during COVID I comply with all that shit, but I'm kind of like I did my part and now I'm kind of like I want to I want to breathe. I did it. I even sold them on my website And that's something that actually shot Sanjay goop to brought up you sell masks on your website go Not because I think they're useful because people have to wear them, dude Yeah, they have to wear them if you want to go somewhere they make you wear a fucking mask. Oh, I was dude. I was doing Pop-up shows during COVID on New York City roofs because that was the only place you could really perform After a while I got to do a hotel room a few days a week. They let me do it was really cool But uh I was doing roofs and I I was filming a special doing that and I asked people just I'm like Can you guys just put on a mask for like 10 minutes so I don't get I thought people were gonna come for me if I if we cut to a crowd Outdoors and they're not wearing masks So we did it for like half a show and I was just doing for this now. Oh like yeah, of course

1:45:57But people were shaming you for that so I don't but also they didn't know so I I don't care But it's also like well, there was a lot of fog the everyone's doing Monday morning quarterbacking about that whole time There was a lot of people that were they were good people they were scared it was a scary time. I mean it was uh Yeah, we didn't know what the fuck was happening. I did shows in Houston in July So it was like the first shows that I had done a long time and I only did one weekend I did the improv in Houston and then I decided I did it that I'm not doing it anymore because I felt bad I'm like, what if I give somebody COVID yeah come back I'm being selfish because I want to perform I'm gonna go back to LA and give someone COVID. That's crazy So I stopped doing it, but the whole audience had to wear masks It was strange. I remember the first show we did back at Gotham and it was kind of a beautiful moment because clubs had been closed And I remember sign fell wanted to go on first so even before the host He was like this is meaningful to me and I was like oh, it's kind of cool But then I watch him and he's like comedy's back and there's like a big glass thing in front of him

1:46:58Because we had to do that. I was at for the clubs were doing But I remember Jerry was like emotional as well. It's like kind of a cool moment, you know the glass Oh the seller did it to everyone did it and you know We were just I think they were just trying to be respectful to the patients at the time But the second that was gone. I was pretty happy, you know There was like a period where people had to like figure out what's okay Totally is generally after someone got it Most people that got it and then they recovered then they weren't scared. Oh, they felt like invincible Yeah, oh, I was going to fucking brothels the second I'm good. Let me fucking pop into this orgy real quick It was wild. Uh, no, it's This it was that was a one nice thing of being on the back end of Gednett is that you're like I'm fucking I'm I'm gonna touch you right now. Well, it was a good pandemic in a sense because it was Not real real real deadly. It wasn't like the black plague, right? So you how about the splant Spanish flu? There are people you would you so you have a world war you've world war one and the Spanish flu Yeah back-to-back and the Spanish flu was killing young healthy crazy. Yeah

1:48:01Who's that famous artist? Shaville he's taking care of his wife I think it was an Austria taking care of his wife who's like he's like 28 She has spanned it flew he gets it and dies. He's fucking 28 Yeah, that's how you become a big artist you die young Yeah, if you live forever, they don't want they don't give a fuck. Yeah, no one gives a fucking bandgoer. It was still alive. Oh my god. He would be David Lee Roth Port day, we're thinking about the doors is like every song's either like a 10 at a 10 or a one at a 10 There's no there's no five out of 10 right. It's I think they did that a lot back then with the albums like even a lot of the stone songs There's some stone songs like yeah, cuz they're prolific. There's a little two. Yeah, it's like you know if you did like Remember Louis was doing an hour every year, but it was still great. I mean, yeah, but it's a lot It's a lot to do well. Yeah, he set up an unreasonable expectation for comics That's why this one I waited two years. I was like I don't want to I think every year is crazy I think every few years is good. It depends on where you're at in your life

1:49:02Like what do you want to do? Of course sometimes Do I feel it all the time like the stress levels drop in me and the floodgates open and I have but when I'm stressed I'm tight. I'm not creating but that's when I was in Europe I was like shit just coming out of me because I'm just taking walks and you know random cities I've never been to you're opening up pathways in your brain that you're not used to using so But when I'm stressed about something or I'm working on other stuff I'm not creating like I want to be but yeah Depends like Louis at that point of his career was not just creating stand-up every year But he was writing starring and editing Louis. Yeah, so his his output was unheard of yeah, no his output was nuts and he was editing it on this fucking laptop. I know I like to do it on little one because I like doing it on a little one that show is amazing I we watched it recently and it's just like man It's a he really took some big swings on that love. Oh, yeah No, he's a fucking wizard. He's a genuine wizard. Yeah, it's it's so hard to maintain that kind of a pace That's such a crazy pace

1:50:03Like think about like the stones and those guys though is like they had record contracts And then they had to release a record by a certain amount of time And so I think they had some filler songs totally dude But then sometimes you get the best songs that way right? You know, you know the electric light orchestra story With her like we need one more song for this album and he just goes to the roof and he's like Mr. Blue Sky he's thinking he's looking at the blue sky and a hit him really so that's how blue sky Wow, yeah, so that's like sometimes you get the or that woman fuck I forgot her name. She's really popular singers very good The I'm not gonna write you a love song because like we need a love song on this album and she said that hit her I'm not gonna write you a love song. What's your name again? No I You just type in the lyrics. I'm sure it'll come up. I'm not gonna write you love. It's a good song. Is it a new song? No, it's like 20 years ago Yes, Sarah Burles. Yeah, that's song. So it's like you just sometimes when you're given a challenge

1:51:03You just are like okay, let me you're talking about the set list shows before sometimes Right you need something to get you out of your head Sometimes I think homework as an adult is good when you're like try this right Sometimes you do a show where you need to talk current events and like I remember when the comedy seller did that comedy central show And you had to only do news stories it made me write so much topical shit. I love having homework Yeah, for sure anytime you have to do something it's better like somebody guys like when they do roast battle Like they know they're gonna battle somebody in three weeks and so they really fucking write their asses But also that's like I think it's also so much easier to write about someone else 100% you know, but uh, but yeah So a lot of me you see like all these so many comics are so good at that, you know Yeah, that's a style. Yeah, it's a very particular style a mean style You know, it's like I'm not yeah, that doesn't I don't do it But it's cool to see those old clips of rickles because he didn't even have to tell a joke and you'd be laughing you just it was just his vibe Yeah, he'd be like you're gonna go away and not bother somebody and that was funny Just because of his you know, well he was the package he the whole package. He was so unique

1:52:07And Joan Rivers too could insult the shit at you and it was like beautiful Do you remember that thing he did where I think it was Reagan? I think it was Reagan where he He did like essentially stand up before he introduced him. Hmm Yeah, I don't know. I've definitely seen about danger field one with Reagan I don't know if I know there's some there's a danger field set with in front of Reagan where he is Annihilating for like four minutes straight and it's one of those were I forgot to they cut to somebody who just goes wow Because it's like bam bam bam when danger fields locked in and it's like I danger field to me is like still I think he's like the funniest human like when you we even the bad movies Still have his one line or so. Oh, it's incredible I love in meatwally sparks which is not a great movie But he it's he's so funny in it when he walks up to the couple on the dance floor Making out he's like you two should go get a room and he walks up to fat couple dancing He goes you two should get a warehouse That's a great joke all those jokes are like fucking And oh my god every joke and back to school or caddy shak. These are fucking great. These are perfect

1:53:08And it was like late forties at the time. It was unheard of he was not well He did not look like a good late forties either that was like hard living party and hard dude I I saw him perform live during his bathrobe era Do you know the bathrobe era? Yeah, yeah, so he would go on stage with nothing but a bathrobe Crazy like his junk hanging out under the bathrobe totally naked slippers And I was working I was actually a security guard at great wood center for the performing arts Wow, so I was backstage I was like I was one of the guys that was assigned to watch the door to like where the backstage was So I could see like danger field walking around with his bathrobe on he's pacing. He's nervous Let's just get ready. Yeah, he's got a bathrobe on and I remember thinking this is crazy This guy's got a bat only I was 19 I was like he's only got a bathrobe and then he goes on stage with just the bathrobe I was like oh my god. This is insane. That's crazy and murdered I mean he laid down like 55 minutes of thunder

1:54:09Just non-stop from the fucking beginning from the moment he got off stage on stage. It was just And great woods is a pretty big place like you know thousands of people I don't know how big it is I think it's at least 10,000 people. It's a really big place Big name people there like Bon Jovi was there. Wow. It was it was a huge place. Well, he uh, I mean he had so many bits Those Carson appearances where Carson just knew how to let him cook He's like all right. I'll set you up and I'll get the fuck out of the way But yeah, when he was just ran just one after another and you're like these are great. If Carson loved you It was oh my god. They had a problem for a while too. They had an issue and then oh really had to work it out Yeah, I think in it in his book Rodney said something like he Uh, I think Carson couldn't get into some club or restaurant or something and danger would help out and I kind of smoothed over some shit They had but like yeah, it's crazy to picture Maybe just one weird moment, but that's thank god. They smoothed it over. We get these moments on TV where Conan had the same thing Conan was able to like with norm. He knew how to just let him cook

1:55:12You know, it's like certain late night host just knowing you're like, okay, let me just feed this guy the ball Right is like being a great point guard. You know, it's like Carson just knew he's like oh yeah I got a bad doctor dr. Vinnie Boombas. He's like oh, yeah, just like him going I mean these great great back to school to me is like If you're you can't be in a bad mood and watch that movie. It'll it'll take you out. It's so fucking sick Yonk Caddy Shack. Yeah, Chevy Chase was pretty cool in that movie. It's amazing movie amazing movies Daned Ted night holy shit. Yeah, so funny looks good on you though that back to school is all-time classic So that's probably my favorite of them. This is so interesting on the band danger fields manager at the time sent an angry letter to Johnny Carson Accusing him of telling one of danger fields jokes on air Without booking or paying the comedian Carson's reaction annoyed Carson read the letter live on the tonight show repeated the joke completely deadpan without any comedic timing and

1:56:12Quip that if it was danger fields best material the comic was in trouble. That's not nice. Wow Dangerfield felt deeply humiliated and wrote multiple apology letters to Carson But received no response Carson subsequently blacklisted him from the program The Copacabana encounter the reconciliation years later danger fields performing a sold out gig at the Copacabana When Carson and his entourage arrived trying to get in The apology danger field personally seated them went up to Carson and apologized face to face Admitting he was in the wrong for his manager's aggressive letter the result Carson appreciated the gesture And within a week danger field made his triumphant return to the tonight show he went on to make over 70 appearances With his rapid fire self-deprecating humor frequently causing Carson to lose his composure and crack up on live television Seven Carson could be a bit of a con I think I mean the thing he did to Joan Rivers as well where he just she got a show and he's like your dead to me

1:57:16I think that's not cool man. It's power. It's power, but it's like country power. I love I love I'm obviously I appreciate Johnny Carson. I think he's incredible, but like You're building these people up like that. I think it's pretty shit and Joan Rivers is like also you're this the super happy friendly smiley guy on TV He was a dark dude of course. I mean all those guys if you put out friendly and happy there's a darkness any comic I see who's like I'm your best friend you're like you're fucking sick You know it's anytime I see someone who's like the warm cuddly guy I trust people who were more who were kind of dicks on stage. I'm like they're getting it out like male feminists dude Yeah, I mean a little always and like always guys are just like yeah, we've pushed we support women But then when you're like performative about it. I'm like you're a fucking asshole 100% you want someone to say good for you Thank you for you. You're one of the good ones for using your platform. Yeah, thank you Yeah, it's there's a speaking truth to power anything performative. Yeah, but any of the comic who's like I'm your best friend

1:58:17I'm like I know you cheating your wife dude. No, don't fucking don't it's so annoying and it's like And Carson look he had that Midwest appeal to he also had a terrible mother like well him and Stern hated it each other Interesting. Yeah, I always thought that was odd like Stern always hated him and talk to a lot of shit about but he loves Letterman Yeah, odd The Leno thing I think was He was the tonight show I was a little of that but the Leno thing Or Carson did but didn't But how would have a thing with Leno too? Yeah, okay. I think it was because he got the tonight show and Letterman didn't I think it was accusing him of using bits From the Stern show on the tonight show. That's funny that little shit. Yeah, see that's true It will hurt I'd a comic do that to me once where they did a bit and I didn't really care But I was like I don't maybe just don't fucking do it. Oh, it's ugly It's like it changes who you think who you think they are it changes everything Especially if you know that they saw you do a bit and then they do a version of that it's hard to write a bit

1:59:22So it's like when and especially if it's a personal one that's when you're like oh come on dude. Yeah No, I've watched some guy the other day on Instagram call out some guy for a bit and he showed his bit and then that guy's bit and the guy was like not a comic But he's like doing comedians bits like in in these videos and these reels I used to get mad at it now. I just I don't give a sh- I've just some too tired to care about that shit But like I used to get annoyed at all these Instagram accounts like Who were just blowing up by using other people's content? I would know it but now I just I don't give a shit But remember that one black guy that got in trouble because he was doing Patrice remember that He was like really getting a following. He was a young guy like Like he was doing he was like a streamer And he was really getting a following and he was saying weird. It's like is it performance art? Is it a tribute band? But you're not it's so weird. He tried to play it off that way But he wasn't crediting him Like if you're gonna do a billhicks bit you have to say there's this hilarious billhits Hicks bit totally then say the bit

2:00:23You can't just say it and say that was a billhicks bit Yeah, I love shav now some of my favorite comic bits all the time I love oh god I love you know he's got one of my favorite jokes ever. Do you know Adrian? I pulleochi? Sure I love she's one of my favorite jokes of all time where she says my boyfriend threatened to commit suicide And I was like great now I can't kill myself or people are gonna think we were in love That's an incredible joke That is such a it's like a joke one ounce of fat only she could say totally But there's not one ounce of fat. Yeah, and it's such a deeply personal moment You know she thought that like in a fight or something like oh love when you feel that it's there's such a truth to it It's so beautiful. I love a great joke like that. I tell us got a million jokes that I'm just like jealous of but I think the real issue with the thieves is that the Inclination to steal is directly opposite of the mindset that's required to create Well, we're talking about AI right? We're talking about I mean it's the laziness I mean you will AI is stealing from all of us of course is stealing from the entire But it's the same thing. It's like you know, you're you're look it's a shortcut right?

2:01:24So you don't want to do the work and part of the fun part of the excitement of the new bit is failing and then honing it and getting it to where it wants to be and the excitement but uh Yeah, that's I look at think of the jokes that you know you put in specials and you're like well that wasn't always a good joke That's fun that it it got somewhere, you know, yeah Oh, no, it's great when you have a bit that fails forever Like Chris Rock always talks about that bit like I love black people I hate N words. Yeah, like that bit He apparently bombed that for you imagine bombing that bit That's not like a the cuz there's certain bits that you're like okay, I can bomb But when you on that edge of saying something really fucked up right and working out this really provocative bit But you know, that's why rock is is one of the best ever, you know Well, he's more than willing to take that chance and walk that plank like he would do that at the store all the time Like I remember one time I brought him up at the store and the first thing he said the audience went nuts Obviously, he's there they went crazy and the first thing he said relax and ain't go be that funny lower your expectations That's what he always says I'm working on some new stuff. I love watching and work on stuff. He's so uh

2:02:29He's so funny. I wish such a bold move though I ran into him on the street with a girl I'm dating and he's so smooth He's so good like I was like oh, this is Morgan. This is my girlfriend He goes I've heard so much about you just ham and it up. She's like wow like oh, he's a man He really he really hooked me up and but he he always says the funniest thing to me because He always says you young guys are on the road too much you burn out Uh, and he saw me with a with a rolling a duffle bag down the street ones because we don't live that far from each other And he sees me rolling it and he gets just looks and like god damn it and he goes even Lebron has an offseason He always finds the most the perfect shortest amount of words to say he's it Chris is so funny. It's very funny. Yeah always that's the first album. I got me in a standup was uh Vol with the new his album and I was I'm gonna listen into it and Being too young to get half the jokes probably but I had a CD and I'm listening to it my mom just saw me laughing And she's like what is he laughing this hard at and she took I remember putting the headphones on and the look of horror on my mom's face

2:03:31but then followed 30 seconds later she's laughing and I was like oh that's incredible that That's how good Chris's comedy is that he can shock you in a setup and then like pull you back in with a function You weren't ready for a comedy show. You didn't anticipate it. You didn't drive to a place and sit down But I have a cool mom like she gets she understands how how Brilliant is bits are you know, I mean that's awesome. It was cool. It was a cool moment for me to be like Oh wow my mom thinks this is good bring the pains like one of the greatest specials of all time Unbelievable of all time in the next one bigger than black. I mean, yeah, I mean I Those two all of those two back to back. I'll put them up against any special. I agree. I mean it was crazy and it was like Man it was just provocative bit after provocative bit but he delivered it wasn't like shock for the sake of shock I think of the the other bit I love about how we need to make bullets cost $5,000 Because then you would there would be no innocent bystanders Like that's a brilliant bit like I I bust a cap in your ass if I could afford it

2:04:34That's a great bit. Yeah, he's got a bang. He's got a empty $50,000. I mean must have done something Great great jokes Because that's actually like those jokes that actually are like oh this actually is a good idea Yeah, those ones are like I know you're being funny right now, but that's actually That's actually really smart. You know who doesn't get enough credit is brother Yeah, he's a very good comic his brother Tony's fantastic. Yeah, he doesn't get enough credit For sure he's like when you are the brother of one of the greatest of all time That's a tough spot to be in of course, you know, but it's like people judge him by that How many baseball players do you see who have a brother in the major leagues? I think about what you did to get to the major leagues right but it's like you're not talking about Mike Maddox You know, Greg Maddox right it's like very but Mike Maddox a good pitcher about Jason Gianbi there's Jeremy Gianbi You know, it's fucking tough you made the major leagues Mm-hmm, but yeah, but It's must be very and he's got another brother is a stand-up. I mean, it's very difficult

2:05:36Is the other brother youngest he's the youngest Jordan. Yeah, but it's why not fuck it. What do you want to regular job? It's obviously in your family. Yeah, just do it, but it's so much harder. I mean like If you're family, I mean People have expectations. They don't talk about the challenges of being Frank Sinatra, Jr You know or Frank's alone. Yeah, he had his song He had that he had that single. Well, what was it? I don't remember you pull it up. It's in the Trvolta movie It's not bad It's very it's what you would picture Frank's alone singing, but actually like I don't mind it actually This is it's fine, but I mean his brother is in some of the biggest movies in the history of the universe He's amazing, but uh what do you do with that? You know, it's like you sing you sing one song Single and we he acted a little bit. Hey me look jump a lousy Jim Bollus she did a good career Jim Bollus she probably has the best career out of a famous brother. He's a good actor right yeah thief. Oh yeah He's in some really good movies. Thanks a lot of hits and bunch of movies Far from over. That's the one Rambo. Wait a minute. Stay alive with him. No, not the song, but move. It's a song in the movie. Oh

2:06:39Like what are you talking about no far from over is the one. That's the one where he's like top 10 top 10 US Billboard hot 100 feature prominently in the dance drama film staying alive in 1903 Mm-hmm never gonna give you up Wow take you back. Oh, he that song from Rocky Balboa 2006 I like all those Rocky movies. I even like I think the Creed movies were great I really enjoyed them. I thought they were terrific I never saw any of them dude. It's so good the first one's amazing. I gave up on Rocky After the Tommy Morrison movie Which one's that I don't know That was five I think no dude the new Creed Michael B. Jordan's unbelievable and it's a great story because it's uh It's he's Creed son. I mean, it's like it makes sense that he'd be angry and like my dad fucking abandoned us and I get it It's just overwhelmed. I get it. You know you get it. You love it. It's it's the first one's excellent And they bring back fucking Duff Lunggren for the second. Oh really? He's awesome. All right It's his son. It's fun dude. You would like the first Creed

2:07:40Make me watch it some of the bitch. Yeah, you'll text me and you'll be like this fucking good Maybe yeah If not, I'll never say it on the air Yeah, I know I just like the certain amount of movies that after a certain point in time I watch too many movies That's the problem. I love I still watch so fucking many movies dude. You know what's fucking fantastic what the gentleman That show oh, I've heard it's good. Netflix. Yeah, I saw the movie What's the movie oh the movie's yeah, it's fun the same thing the movie is about the same thing This is like different pull it down pull it down the movie is Same thing. It's all about weed dealers But uh the movie's excellent the series is equally excellent, but two seasons worth of you know eight hours So it's new each yeah, it's fantastic Yeah And No one in there is like a big name. It's fucking great man damn

2:08:41I'm so I'm so reluctant to commit to TV shows because of a movie's bad. I'm like all right That was 90 minutes and whatever, but a TV show if I get roped I'm liking slow horses a lot. That's a fucking great. I love that shit Yeah, I'm on that now because the gentleman I finished it's so good. Yeah slow horses is great Yeah, that's like Gary Oldman can do no wrong. I agree. He's so good and it's like and he varies so wildly He really does he was Dracula He was that uh the the white guy and true romance. I thought he was fucking the scar and the oh good I can't watch that scene with James Gandalfini being the shit out of her. That's like one of the toughest So what yeah, that movie's unbelievable. I love true romance the same song from badlands that like that kind of cheerful score Wasn't that a Tarantino script as well that was right yeah, yeah, he wrote that when he's got completely big science He said he changed the ending like he made a the ending There was supposed to die in Tarantino's and Tarantino was like pissed at first, but then he saw and he was like Oh, that's that's a good ending for this movie

2:09:44Because you know director makes it their own I guess, but He hated natural born killers though. Did he really hated it He wrote that too, but I guess they they changed it so much he hated it. How much shit did that guy write He's written some fucking good shit bangers. You know what no one ever talks about either which is one of his best movies is Jackie Brown that's a fucking amazing amazing movie no one just talks about the other day the scene with when Robert De Niro shoots Bridget fonda correct shocking Shocking shit. That's one of the best. That's one of his because you know that movie is more hard than any movies ever made Because it's like he's so great, but that movie for some reason like you really care Like in full fiction. It's it's a masterpiece. You don't really care about the characters. You really care about her Like getting away with it No, I mean I put him He's in my top two or three He might be number one. He doesn't miss much. I mean, it's like I love this latest one death proof was the only one that where I was like I don't it wasn't my favorite This episode is brought to you by tic-tac lay sub and get your game on because the tic-tac lineup just got a new teammate

2:10:49Doctor pepper tic-tac this new double threat puts two of your favorite flavors into one box of mince And when two iconic flavors come together the result can only be iconic Score big try doctor pepper tic-tac today But it's not what time and Hollywood's fantastic. I loved it. It's fantastic I saw with Ari in in uh 70 millimeter and it was like a really fucking fun day. It was like a really It's one of it's so fun to see a movie like that for the first time with a friend Yeah, in the theater and you just turn to each other like like that's the fun of going to a movie theater is like Those moments that yeah, no, I that was incredible. I saw that one with shapel donnell rollings and Ian edwards and we were the only people in the movie theater We rented the theater out So we we did an arena and then we left the arena and went to see it They set it up for us and we went there and they just had like a whole table full of candy just grab whatever And go with those fellas That would intense

2:11:51No, it's uh, I do I probably blown away by that one I just thought it looked so it's also a movie that it's on tv all the time And if it's on you're just like yeah Brad Pitt you're fucking so cool in this movie It's also a movie where like wait a minute you took an actual event and completely changed what happened I love that in an actual historical event because there's one of the most heartbreaking Stories ever fucking pregnant woman you murdered And you wrote pig on the wall that's another MK ultra fucking deal That's a manson that yeah, that was uh Yeah, Roman Polanski then goes on to it It the chain of events that sets off is crazy because Roman Polanski is Super fucked in the head after that obviously and that's why we probably get the ending of Chinatown that we get because Of that because he's like things don't work out the original script isn't that oh really the ending is like Yeah, this is what happens in life. That's why it's a hopeless ending Probably because of that. So was it worth it? No, I'm kidding obviously not it was awful, but it was uh

2:12:52It's an amazing fucking movie though Yeah, one of the most tragic uh Yeah, I mean that's why the ending is actually kind of emotional when she lets him in because you're like this isn't what happened I forgot the ending in Chinatown I haven't seen Chinatown in 20 years dude At least more maybe a top five movie ever I'm I saw it in a movie theater where I was a little kid I remember being shot shit. Yeah, they hold you. Oh, I was little Yeah, you should not have been oh definitely not But I remember when he got his nose cut by the switchblade I was like Crazy when they sliced shit fuck it that was plan skier sliced. Yeah, was it really? Yeah, it was him. Wow Yeah, he's hard to beat Nicholson in terms of cool. He was just the coolest He did some bangers. That's for sure that and last detail and one full of a cuckoo's nest and five easy And easy rider and five easy pieces like in succession is fucking insane the ending of one full of a cuckoo's nest when he's When they have zapped his brain out and you see him sitting there

2:13:55True worth. Oh, I think that to a lot of people man beautiful fucking ending, but like he yeah, but that's also Do that movie fucking I saw that too young probably but that just made you that was like oh he's the cool guy He wants to be the fucking center of attention. It's like he's kind of like a comedian in the all these crazy people It's like he's the center of attention. He's trying to lift their spirits the scene where she won't let him watch the world series And he just goes on and he starts he has the votes But she won't let him watch because she counts the votes downstairs And he just starts narrating the world series as if it's happening on TV But it's not that's one of the most fucking beautiful scenes in any movie ever It's also like that world of mental health institutions is so spooky Because especially back then people could just decide you were crazy and keep you in a place with that Yeah, and also that was like the anti-authority like every 70s movie Was anti-authority and ended with you getting like shot in the face or murder? Like net worth Bonnie and Clyde it's always you're getting like murdered in the air how much the guy had to do with that

2:14:59Like the endings of those films all those will do to his hopelessness right? It was like everything's hopeless You're gonna lose there was gonna get you I mean everyone talks about this dark shit, but it got us some good movies Who's like is there a movie where like like a sort of a A film where the bad guy gets away in that era the bad guy. I mean god probably a lot like no country for a man Chinatown is one he literally takes her away He takes the girl away the daughter that he's molested her mother and he's gonna molest her like he takes her away That's the movie ends that you get shot. Yeah, it's like the sorry for spoilers if you haven't seen China down Still worth seeing even though you know the ending now, but what year was that movie? I think 74 or something. Yeah, but it was like oh dude a lot of movies ended. I mean So I was seven. I'll give you a big budget one that ended dark empire strikes back Han Solo's in carbonite the bad guys win. Yeah, but they're setting you up. They're setting you up, but like Dark yeah, I'm trying to think of that era alien the bad guy wins alien. What's another one though that from the 70s?

2:16:01We're like no an alien the bad guy doesn't corporate evil wins against corporate evil wins in network for sure Network is had perplexed in the 60s their 80s where the films are the bad guy wins and it gave me this list of films right here Oh network a mad as hell and I'm not gonna take it anymore fucking yeah 10 out of 10 movie that's like that's fucking perfect Oh the thing that's good Yeah Invaders in the body snatchers is this a movie where all the bad guys win? I got asked perplexity of oh Those babies a good one from six man. I just read a Xeniman the near times guys book on horror movies. It's fucking great. It's a called shock value and any talks about rosemary's baby and like All the horror movies of that era. It's it's worth a read if you haven't read it, but it's uh Yeah, I guess that movie like that ending to which like you think the mom's gonna kid she's gonna kill the devil She just gave birth to say it and then you think she's gonna kill the fucking baby, but instead she's like this is my baby. I got to keep it Yeah, so so enjoy that pro lifers Rosemary's baby. There was a guy who was in rosemary's baby that owned the first place that we bought that we're gonna put the mothership at

2:17:09He was a cult leader He was actually an extra in rosemary's baby That we look at one claim to fame. Yeah, he's a very handsome guy. He was a yoga teacher who was a hypnotist Decorum also a gay porn star That's a fucking jack of all trade The yoga porn fuck. Yeah, there's a documentary about him. It's called a holy hell Damn, yeah, gay porn star and then must have been fucking scary, right? I mean what the 60s no this was uh I think he was doing a gay porn and probably the 70s of the 80s. How did he the I think you're the movie rosemary's baby I think was in the 70s and so he was By then I think it was out of acting It's probably he probably did porn the 80s because he was in it was like what year was wakeo? That was the 90s, right? I'm not sure I think so so by the time wakeo had rolled around the wakeo tragedy He was already running a cult And so that's one of the reasons why he moved to Austin. He had a cult in

2:18:11West Hollywood and The cult awareness network was investigating him because after wakeo they started cracking down on cults They'll like hey, yeah, this is not ending well. This is a problem. Yeah, and so This fucking guy moved to Austin and changed his name No internet back then right nobody do anything change his name and then um started This new cult out here and had his followers build him a theater Whoa, and that theater is called the one-world theater if they're gonna see the paramount So this one-world theater is out like western Austin and uh it was for say how big is it? It's big theater I mean not a big theater not like thousands. I think probably it's seated 6500 Wow Alcanine not that big yeah, but yeah good-sized cool decent but beautiful place maybe even less maybe like four But anyway, Ron white did it and and he told me he's because when we talked about buying a place

2:19:11He goes you should buy this fucking theater. I did it. It's amazing. I fucking killed there He's telling me about this beautiful. I was fucking beautiful. He used to be on bot cult. I thought oh that'd be hilarious I'll buy a place owned by a cult and then Adam Ege after we like sign papers and everything Adam Ege It calls me up he goes hey, did you see the documentary on that cult and I'll go oh no They never make documentaries on the cults where it worked out great no and this one's rough so this one it was like Years into the cult one guy in the early 2000s leaves and when he leaves he sends a mass email and he says hey This guy's been hypnotizing me and but fucking me for the past 10 years. Oh my god and then all these other people like Yeah, he liked to fuck the straight guys. It was like part of his therapy damn. He charged them for it too That's the worst part the documentary's crazy. It's like 50 bucks the documentary's crazy. That's a weird amount to charge

2:20:11Damn, it's gonna be rude. He's but fucking these guys. That's true, but um When he confesses that this guy's been doing that to him everybody else says oh my god He's been doing it to me too. Wow. I'm gonna do it all falls apart. That is fucking crazy. I mean that is And you almost had that theater. Yeah, I had it. I had I was under contract and everything I had to get out of it Adam got you out of it. No, no, we got out of it because there it wasn't you know When you but fuck people and charge them 50 dollars Generally, they don't build your buildings to code. Yeah, and so you got a charge comedy ticket at least 52 We got we got uh, we got out on a loophole. There was an issue damn good for you for getting out of it beautiful building though I mean, it's not like you're buying Epstein's island that we're doing it. Why can't you do close enough? It really? So what's gonna happen with the theater now? Oh, they're doing something with it I don't know somebody else owns it now. It's a beautiful place and it's a kind of on a great piece of land But it was just like the bad juju in that room was just too much I mean, I guess the stories are off you don't talk about it like dude We're gonna have to burn sage in this place for like four years just to

2:21:13Clean out. I mean just think about all these poor kids that like went to take yoga classes and someone's buying a king's island Someone's buying his pen house you're getting a discount, but you're right Well, it was his ranch. He's got that ranch where there's like bodies missing. Oh, they think there might be body I isn't there a search for bodies at the ranch wasn't that something recently But they're gonna turn that island into some sort of resort I'm sure it's gonna be if you're like at a discount I'm sure if you want to go on vacation with your wife and you're like why is this one so cheaper? That's gonna be fucking So cheaper the whiskey setting why have I seen that building before What's the nice I'm sure it's a nice Townhouse, but yeah, I wouldn't I wouldn't want to yeah if you're once you're in that tax bracket You know, I'm one of the darkest things in the Epstein emails was the sulfuric acid Hmm. Do you know about that? Mm-hmm. They found out that he had I forgot how many gallons I think it was something on to the in the neighborhood of 300 gallons of sulfuric acid holy shit. Yeah

2:22:15That's fucking weird. Yeah, and any order the shipment. I think after he was indicted If I'm if I'm correct Yeah, I'm just to be positive. Yeah, I think someone said it had to do with the Decillation show stupid you see those emails of him and everyone's like he was so persuasive and charming your and the emails You're like you seem like a fucking the Andrith all the way you talk yeah Well, I mean the other beat I think they're all felt protected Yeah, and he was just so fucking Yeah, probably faulted and touchable you're you're squeezing people who are this powerful you like who's gonna Fucking come from me and remember James Patterson wrote that book like trashing and before all this shit went down Because they were neighbors in Florida so we took out like a hit piece on him like way back in the day And was a whole book being like this guy's a piece of shit. What was this probably like the 20 teens? I mean he had already been arrested for that but it wasn't as it wasn't for for It wasn't the second rest but it wasn't it wasn't when it was a massive media story That was the second, but they were neighbors. He's like I fucking hate this guy

2:23:17I think a lot of it boils down to one lady who is a reporter who chased the story down Yeah, because I think she was outraged that he got like that sweetheart deal at first Yeah Fuck That's gonna be like the crazy thing is that's like the story that just keeps going it won't go away And it probably won't for think about you talking about JFK 12 years What what are we gonna know what Epstein in 12 years? What's really disturbing is how many people went and met him after he had already been arrested yeah The after yeah, once you know that you got a nod after you got a nod do that went to jail And then they're like let's hang out. Yeah, let me email you so there's a yeah This string of this forever And then you got to think okay, we know about that one how many of them are out there right now right how many of these these Fucking secret places are out there right now Yeah, I've been invited to some weird shit dude like what kind of shit weird shit like what I don't want to say too much

2:24:17Tell it I've been invited to these like retreats Where like people I don't know feels eyes wide shut me And they invite me to say yeah, yeah, so well not I want to say eyes wide shut But very aluminum and audio issue like invited me to go meet with these you know people that are like heads of industry And you know, I remember Why are you there because you have a platform where you where you uh-huh can clearly Trash these people I think because they probably assumed that they could sweet talk me and do business with me and make it profitable for me And so maybe I'll just like not talk about them perhaps maybe yeah I've avoided every single one of those that's very confident though. So New Mexico. Oh, I mean it's sorry they officially launched a Truth commission to look into what happened at Zora Ranch. It says here So former Texas State Senator is currently running for office as a state comptroller

2:25:19bought it to make it a Christian retreat reclaiming it for Jesus That's a perfect cover, isn't it Someone's getting nailed to a cross today and fucking reclaiming it for Jesus's wild The state's Epstein Truth Commission this new Mexico is a truth commission for Epstein held its first public meeting in February We're members said that they would coordinate with the M new Mexico Department of Justice uh rep and Dre Romero Chairs the commission and its other members are rep long can't get them found anything yeah, I've found anything yet March 11th was a last time I could find on it. I got invited to go to bohemian Grove What's that that's that place that uh Alex Jones found out about that people said was bullshit It's some place in northern California where a bunch of elites get together and they they wear robes and they chant and they worship a giant owl god I don't like any of this. I don't like any of those. Yeah I've been invited to some weird shit. I've said no to every one of those things. I just want to be clear on the record

2:26:19Here that's one thing about having made a lot of money It's you cannot really tempt me with a lot of money. That's good. I you know, I'm not that I would be at all like I've always made enough money I don't have like crazy extravagant tastes. No, I'm not a guy who's I don't wear diamonds. I don't have a private jet Men who wear diamonds are fucking weird. It's odd. It's white guys white guys who wear diamonds. It's very odd I give black guys a little bit more slack. I guess uh, it's all weird. It's like many wear a colon like what are we doing? I don't know. There's something about it. I don't quite trust. I guess I've your European I give a pass for that one, but there's something about When you start I think it's probably you get invited into these things and they want to bring you into the fold You know, you know, you're super. They want to be they want to be close to you. They want to be Yeah, it's very odd I have managed to keep my head above water. Yeah, you've got a family. You've got a lot of shit You've got something just that you wouldn't be in the guy. I am busy But I wouldn't be interested in the first place. I'm not saying that's I'm not saying the schedules keeping you from this

2:27:21I'm just saying like it's just odd. I also I don't have groups out there. I don't need any other shit I don't want any extra curricular. I play pickup basketball with comics on Sunday And I'm kind of like that's all I need. I do the road. I do sets. What else the fuck do I need? I'm very happy with my life I'm have a family happy with the family. Everybody's great. Play pool. I do set. You get a pool. I've heard you're good. I'm really good Yeah, and I knew you were good because I remember the first time one of the first time we hung out You talked about how shitty Tom Cruise looked in the color of money and I was like oh Joe must be good And I saw you hidden around. It's fucking good Yeah, it's just you can't pretend that you're really good at pool. I'm terrible I give away that I remember did a friars club tournament early on and I and I got lucky and I won the first one I just for some reason the balls went in and I but I was exposed because the guy I was playing against was like your former shit He's like I know you're getting lucky and I was and I got my ass kicked Well someone who's really good. There's like the subtle way they hold the cue and play with the cue It's like you ever see a movie where I smoke and cigarettes and you know that he doesn't really smoke cigarettes. Yeah me

2:28:27If you're in a movie and dude anyone I get it's any sport though If I see you making shots and basketball and I see your form and it's shit I know you're of course you're trash, but or guitar playing Yeah, like you're watching like that guy doesn't really know those chords totally like he's just fucking move his fingers around Yeah pretending he's a wizard no you easily I mean look there's a few exceptions always I'm asked people have a weird ass form and it works Oh, yeah, but definitely you can usually know is the best pool player ever in a movie um Jackie Gleason That's one of my favorite movies the hustler. It's a great movie bro That's you know what we talk about dark endings. Oh, yeah, we just talk about dark ending the hustler hot also I've been Paul Newman movie no But yeah the hustler was very don't Jackie Gleason in the hot Minnesota Fats grow. He's phenomenal. He was so fucking he talked about a fucking drinker too Yeah, oh, yeah, who do you think win Shane or Jackie Gleason one-on-one? They both have the world loses Dude that thing Shane probably out drink them though Shane's an animal maybe because it's like it's like it's like

2:29:28It's like 60s basketball version now like I think Steph Curry's taking Bob Kuzi I think that's why I put Shane over Jackie Gleason, but Gleason Those guys were animals you know what I read is that Spencer Tracy was to fucking blackout drunk in the in the 40s Whatever that the studio would have to hire people to spy on him at ballers and just like help him to a car So it wasn't a new story because he was just such a known blackout alcohol Like and I was like what a fucking amazing What an amazing time I think the difference also is that Gleason is a hard drinker He's like hard hard booze whereas Shane is like like here is but like Shane monitors your drinks too if you're drinking with Shane Shane's like this one's almost empty hands You know they're like god damn it Shane. It's Tuesday His favorite drink Jackie Gleason's neat scotch whiskey with no no ice no water no soda. That's a drunk Yeah, also known to introduce Frank Sinatra to Jack Daniels helping it make make it's a Sinatra signature drink capacity both so that he could drink more scotch per hour than anyone alive

2:30:32I mean he was you could just tell he's drinking in that movie that movie is like man That's one of my favorite movies ever refused traditional rehearsals for the honeymooners claiming a photographic memory Though associates noted that heavy drinking offset sometimes contributed to forgotten lines or poor creative choices such as the disastrous TV flop you're in the picture Well those guys back then were such drunks that like people would just feed them lines and then be like oh my god It's performance. They're so naturalistic. I'm like yeah, dude You fed him the line and then he said it. That's why it fucking felt real His drinking was matched with a massive appetite for food and a habit of smoking up to five packs of cigarettes a day Five packs doesn't seem that's not fucking possible you could do it five Yeah, I'm just thinking now. Where's it as it always been 20 in a pack? I'd have been 10 back then no you could do it You could you could you just keep smoking you never stop smoking you mean you ever see that interview with him Where he's just constantly just chain smoking one to the next one of the next 100 is five packs is absurd one pack is bad

2:31:35So five is fucking let's think let's imagine you woke up at 10 a.m Got a cup of coffee smoked cigarette went out to the golf course smoking cigarettes all the time you playing golf yeah like he was He was like a Baby like a big like a not a baby like a happy child like a grown-up wealthy Happy child that just did whatever the fuck he wanted to And just lived as like it had no concern whatsoever for his health No, it's a frame of the other than having fun. What did what a gleece and make it to Uh six packs a day during the height of his career Wow how old was he when he died? I don't think he was very old. I think he was in his 70s early 70s 71 you know I've been really uh I really love Alan Watts I love listening to Alan Watts speeches. He's just like there's something about his accent and his His philosophy with his accent. He was just such a great orator and you know he's taught he has these

2:32:39Such wise words to say about life and he wrote a great book about the age of anxiety In 1952 wow in 1952 he was talking about one of it has anything to do with the six packs of cigarettes you're smoking There's a little that was the problem with him That this wasn't jack gleece and this is no I know but I mean I'm talking about that generation of people that just fucking live like that But Alan Watts as well that's that's the thing like he's he's writing and and giving these speeches and they're so brilliant and beautiful And they resonate with you so hard and then you find out I'd died he was 58 died of died of heart disease. He was smoking constantly drinking. He was a fucking terrible alcohol He'd been married three times he had seven kids with three different wives Like his life was a mess doesn't stop you from being brilliant I mean how many how many friends you know who are the most toxic Relationships you've ever seen and then you asked them something and they give you the most profound advice. Oh, yeah All the time it just because you can still say I mean Fucking Thomas Jefferson was preaching about how we shouldn't have slaves wall impregnating slaves

2:33:41Yeah It's easy to not look at your own paper and then speak with you know yeah Intellect on issues that you know you want to read some dark. That's over there. Uh, there's a book called the Zorg that said Darth Carro wrote So Darth Car as a guy who wrote um Cobalt red it was all about the Cobalt mining in the Congo. Oh boy. I'm exposed. It's it's a it's really dark That's really dark too. It's all that and he filmed it and explained it and showed it to us everything that's good for us It's got a horrible origin basically everything we enjoy but the Zorg is crazy the Zorg is the ship that essentially ended the Transatlantic slave trade because the slave trade apparently was how the insurance industry came about Because they were wanted to ensure their slaves as property and then if a bunch of them die They wanted to get compensated so they would they would you know buy a policy on their slave share And so this one boat lost like half of its slaves and

2:34:44The just the horrific conditions because they they went to trial wow for the insurance claim Because they had to throw women in children off the boat because they ran out of water because they missed Cuba And they were circling around oh god. It is the darkest or Jamaica. It is the darkest. It is so awful And you got to realize like that's only 200 years ago. Yeah, 200 fucking years ago 200 fucking years ago. This was going on. I mean you think about how it slavery was not that long ago It's pretty crazy. Well, it's not even not that long ago. It's happening right now. Yeah, right right But that kind that I'm an American yeah, I'm a slave trade where they they they had people 16 inches per body on this boat That's how stacked the boat was and they have a diagram of these bodies like how they made them lie down Because that was the best way to conserve space And they had them lie down on the ground shackled 16 inches per body and I'm pissed with Delta comfort It's fucked up the fucked up time It's a fucked up time

2:35:46No, it's uh, that's fucking awful. I think yeah, it's dark It's as dark as the world is our Dimeo shit. Yeah Yeah, when you look too closely at the ingredients of the country. It's like looking too closely It's the ingredients of humans. That's the problem humans when they're allowed to be awful They they'll do it. They'll do it. Yeah Especially they can get away with it They'll do it. Yeah, man the cobalt kids not Yeah, that's our cell phone battery. Uh-huh. That's crazy cell phone electric cars Most electronics. I mean look there's no good like gas cobalt. There's no good outcome for your car really right Oil it's there's gonna be a shady way you're getting any of this. Well, it's probably the best honestly Isn't that crazy that that's where we're at yeah, well, it's also probably the better even though uh The emissions aren't good You know, it's really bad break dust break dust is really bad, dude. Why is that Electro cars are heavier and electric cars give out more break dust

2:36:47Because the like that shit that you wash if you wash your car and the shit that's on the wheels That stuff gets in your lungs like that stuff is it all over cities Like when you're dry if you're in New York City, you know Beep beep bopper bopper everyone's hitting the brakes. That's all break dust Oh, that stuff goes in the air so it's like this The air in New York is hilarious. You're like they you go to a place. It's like I love I'll die in New York I adore New York to death, but like you go to like Vancouver and you're like why is the air so nice here It's just crazy you walk out in New York enough and you're just like why do I smell garbage every and I and I will fight for New York to the death I it's my favorite place in the world, but like yeah, it's crazy. Well, it's a trade-off You want to stack all those people together like that you're gonna get exhaust fumes break dust rats garbage I don't add my fucking home last year. It's on a high floor. It's a very upsetting thing Electro cars make significantly less break dust Okay, but hold on regenerative breaking is only Tesla's though. That's not Yours does it. Yeah, but most of them aren't standard right you have to sit turn that on

2:37:50Like a regenerative breaking on Tesla's is like standard Turn their conditioning on that's pretty easy. Go to some of their self-driving cars some of them are I was in Fiona callies car You know Fiona in in Nashville and she's got like a self-driving car unbelievable. Yeah, my does that my technology Drives itself. I can like you want to leave in the club a press a button some boot and scary I saw last night. I don't mean I'm scary. It's not the right word, but it is a guy Was showing on Twitter that he could upload his own self-driving Model or whatever, you know What? For instance, you know how you could have your own LMM on your own computer and talk to your own agent if you will and it's Separate from being online and it's not taking up all the resources He was saying how he down I don't know if he downloaded from GitHub or where he got it from but he he was in control of his own Self-driving fucking modeling. I don't understand how that works. He owns the car. I guess you know, okay Updated to his hacking the software so he hacked into what kind of a electric car was this so he hacked into his Tesla

2:38:54Yeah, he was showing the video of it He didn't show the video of how he did everything but he was showing the video of the car So what is him hacking into it so he can just do whatever he wants? No, I mean I don't know I was wife off a cliff was what he could do so I guess if you don't know we're gonna get some good columbos episodes If they bring that ship back not all the Teslas have it and it's so we to blow that's a software That was a good columbo. Thank you the software subscription to pay for and his response was like I don't have to pay for it anymore because now I own it is Robert Blake dead. I don't think so Beretta I don't think he's dead man. He was a he's a fees the shit, huh? There was a restaurant Isn't it pretty that he's in the movie how he's in 23? Oh, he died. All right good restaurant That was down the street from one of the place where he's to live that I used to go to was where he allegedly whacked his wife Remember that whole story? Yeah, no, I think that's a guy in a hoodie came over. I forget the story And he plays the murderer in in in cold blood. Yeah, yeah, he's a piece of shit. Wasn't what Who did that movie? That was a weird movie. I forgot

2:39:55But he had like white makeup on stuff. He looked like really creepy. Yeah, I think he was a dumb one too There was a guy who I'm confused. I'm confusing that with another movie. Now. That was a Capote book Yeah, that was that was a fucking amazing son is staging a murder mystery at the same restaurant where the Fatelos no No, this is a real heat check, dude. No, no, no, no In cold blood actor Robert Blake was accused of shooting his wife Bonnie Lee Blake Lee Baked Lee to death in the parking lot of Vitello's Italian restaurant studio city in 2001 now his son is staging a fictional murder mystery in the same eatery That's it's a lot like OJs if I did it. It's a real heat check. That's great. L.A. is fucking weird dude That's great. Well, you gotta do what you gotta do You don't have to do that. I guess no, you don't that's pretty dark He was fine. He was acquitted in the murder, but found liable in the civil case also like OJ

2:40:55The daughter of both Blake and Blake Lee first took her objections public Monday She's going against her brother denouncing the production on social media and pleading with followers Please help me shut down this show that is cool There was an obsession with true crime to a point now. It was like come on guys like ladies love it. They love it Yeah, I Will say I like forensic files because there's closure and they saw the unsolved mysteries ones. That's where I'm like What are we doing? I think ladies want to know how murderous men think so to avoid them I think that's the like like what what's going on like Things on like the night stalker like Richard Mara's like that documentary exactly like that. He was a scary one very scary That's very popular with the ladies. So it shows it with guys don't we're not watching like Gilmore girls We're not like we want to know how women think you know, but uh, but women but we're threat so I get why they watch it I mean women are upset and women all day girls who just like go to sleep at right after watching it's unbelievable Yeah, I don't understand how the Ramirez won't he was a scary fucker

2:41:56Who is the guy that was on the dating game forgot his name port port? It's like a The video of him smiling. Oh dude like such a fucking psycho, but he had him all one over on that show with huge And I'm Rodney Alcala. That's right God is that him and jail look at it look at him on trial look at his hair. That's crazy. Oh Jesus Christ Looks like weird out so that photo 2010 he was sentenced So when did he get arrested? What is the story behind dating game Okay, dating what's this title of it dating game killer sentenced for 1970s murder in 2017 2013 he got sentenced convicted California serial killer Ronnie Alcala Contest them the dating game television show more than 30 years ago was sentenced to 25 years to life in prison on Monday

2:43:02For murdering two New York women in the 1970s was this additional? Yeah already on death row in California for killing so many so many people and a 12 year old girl in that state was Extradite in New York. So this was when he was already in jail and he was 69 God these fuckers get away with it forever. That's so crazy. I'd have in the middle of this. Yeah Fuck is that it? Jesus Christ. They're selling a shirt that says problem solved that has blood splatter all over it is it's his line It's not obvious. No, I mean like are what are they? Is it even selling that? It could be anything Click on I don't want to click on these ads click on it Got Halloween but make it your style. Yeah, it was supposed to be a real murder for Halloween You're supposed to be like the Joker something fun fuck. It was supposed to go as Rodney Alcala Who's buying shirts that have splatter all over? I'm looking at an outfit are you wearing? I don't like that some of these Halloween costumes freak me the fuck out dude

2:44:03I stayed the fucking on Halloween. I like him when girls use it as an opportunity to be a hoe of course I mean that slutty nurse to play with a home crowd right here. We love it But when you're doing like weird when dudes start you can you especially in New York dude There's people doing like weird shit and you're like Same feeling I get when I see a dude with like a backpack at the movie theater. I'm like, oh come on dude Right you make him you know you're making this uneasy right right You shouldn't be a this should have a metal scanner. They absolutely should yeah I'm not for more security but at the same time like I want to relax in a movie. I like going to the theater You know the mask thing is nuts man because so many people could just wear masks now It used to be if someone wore a mask and they walked into a bank. It was crazy Yeah, but now you can't even question them because they it might be a co-vitiation how many people are robbing banks these days That must be like oh wonder I wonder because it's like that feels like hard to do it feels like this like the 80s or like a small town and you know Well, especially with like flock cameras and all that shit. It feels so hard to do now. How many bank robberies are there a pre-year?

2:45:06Let's guess in the United States. I'm gonna guess like 20 that might be in the whole country. Is that crazy? Like a real robbery. I'm gonna say 200. No, be probably closer Credit unions shit people get away. Well, yeah, I'm talking in person. I'm talking fast I'm talking in person with a gun. I'm not talking like some sort of like weird wire fraud thing What about if they show up with a letter that says I have a bomb? Is that okay? That count? Yeah, we'll count that counts Okay, so maybe it's higher. I mean I'll go 50. Okay. I'm saying 200 I think you're right probably I still think you're right. I think there's a lot of like small credit unions and weird places and weird Way up way up? 2000 it's like 1300 well. I'm fucking way off. Whoa. I even tempted bank robberies pre-year. Yeah 1362 bank violations including 12163 robberies, but it's way down like you watch a movie like point break now and you're like that's like a period piece This is not 92 there's almost 10,000 yeah, it is a fucking nutty thing to have like a building that has all the money in it

2:46:10Well, it's got it's becoming less and less right everything's becoming more and more digital thing about how Muggins must be down just from people not carrying cash. Yeah, people just want your phones. They get your Bitcoin wallet Yeah, I mean God, it's or they do the one where they kind of they're able to scan your card somehow or something right? Yeah, they can your RFID chip It's all digital theft now. Well, you know, they're also can get you the gas station You know, they put those those things Or it's just people like getting close to you. I got a guy still three years of Facebook money from me really Yeah, how did you do that? He was a social media manager. I didn't realize he stole my fucking money I wasn't paying it to I imagine so many things I he stole from other comics too. He stole from Norman fortune Oh, yeah, managing your stuff. Yeah, cuz I don't want to deal with that shit But he yeah, but he was just he put it directly into his account I was like and they made it on Facebook where it's like really hard to get it back In your name you need to go through all these procedures for took me I wouldn't have gotten it back if I didn't know a guy at Facebook. I have a friend used to know the guy Norman was like you should use this guy like thanks mark didn't fucking apologize by the way

2:47:12Mark got out of it and I was like this guy's weird marks like oh, yeah, that guy's a piece of shit. Oh, it's like oh, thanks Yeah, all those people weird he took from a lot of comics Yeah, well if they think comics are not paying attention makes sense We're not we're fuck I'm thinking of the next joke. I'm not thinking about my fucking money. I'm not thinking about Facebook money We can't much money even talking about it's not crazy, but it's it's enough it at three years ends up being substantial Yeah, it's real money. It's real theft the guy getting trouble No, nothing. I mean, I'll do something probably doing Theo's stuff right now Someone did to Theo too. I messaged Theo's like is this guy's goes have a sister's Theo's like this guy's steel from you And Theo goes was he black and I was like now and he's like now. It wasn't him Yeah He just went through something yeah There's a lot of those guys like that because you you have to give up your account to them and order for them to run it I told him I'm not gonna say it's worth it, but it's almost worth it. Just not having to deal with shit I just want I just want to like live a normal life and go to the store and get coffee and think of jokes and do shit I don't want this should be an AI that does that for you which makes more sense because the problem with a person doing it is like that person could also like send DMs on your behalf

2:48:18Oh, dude. I mean look at dang cook his own fucking brother took from him right? Yeah, I mean it could be anyone could do it But I think just not only does brother took from him He never recovered the money and his brother wanted a trip across the country They don't know what he did they think his brother might have like stored the I think he just did a documentary He did yeah Looks good. He's the first AI agent miss hap meta user says muse AI gave out his address Agreed to pick up he never approved Muse AI agent sold his keyboard on Facebook marketplace at a low-ball price Shared his address with the buyer and set up a late-night pickup all without his approval. Let's try to get him killed It's fucking weird. Yeah, no, I mean There's too much to think about there's too much to manage. I can't deal with all this shit. Yeah, that's weird It stresses me out. I mean you must have a million things that you give to other people to do right? I don't I try not to think about much true because it's too much to think about I so I just focus on

2:49:22Doing the podcast doing comedy shows that's what success is you try to get away I mean someone like you like I just want to show up and work on this shit I think the more you micro manage that stuff the more fucks with your head to it just let that becomes it becomes a part of your focus Just steals from all your other focus. Totally. Yeah, no, I want to think about that's to me as like luxury is like less stuff I have to worry about and I just want to 100% I want to just like live life and enjoy life word All right, dude Netflix new special. Yeah, I'm a real incredible awesome. I've heard good If you have not watched you, but if I great stuff give it a watch. It's I'm you're funny motherfucker I'm sure it's awesome. It's my best. I'll say it's my it's either my best or my second best. I'll say it's it's it's like It's hard to top that YouTube one I did in 2020 because I was so fucking hungry and angry at the world But this one's it's really good. I took a little longer with this one. Yeah, shout in the Tampa theater gorgeous theater Three shows ton of fun. Oh, that's nice. I do want a nice blazer. Come on guys three shows is a smart move

2:50:25It's a move. I got to do at least three. Yeah, you get three or four get loosened up Yeah, and the crowd was so Tampa crowds are fucking great. Tampa's awesome That theater is one of the most gorgeous theaters and I got in right before they renovated it So I was like I got all the kinks and the dirt and it's such a it's such a fun Place to tape but a swingers in Tampa. Yeah, dude. They're wild Hopefully my girlfriend stopped listening yet. No, what? We're a whole group of swingers came to one of my shows once they were They all looked like nobody wanted to swing with of course, of course, but it was just very new beach Like you like tits and then you're like out of tits It's just very odd not good that they were all grouped up like and then they you said the same thing like it's very odd They were all grouped in this one place Yeah, I mean, it's just a place. I was like I've never done a special one like Florida or anything So I was like let me just mix it up and Tampa's always been good to me I played a club there coming up called side splitters It always treated me really well and I was like let me do it Also, you know when you're torn and you clock a theater like I really like this theater Two others that I clocked that I was like I'm gonna come one is the beju in Knoxville and the others the more in Seattle

2:51:30There are two theaters. I just like like these are beautiful. The vibe is right. You know what I thought about doing Fox and Detroit Oh, that's a really nice one as a good one. Yeah as a old school Yeah, they have one of their columns That is replaced and the one that was there before is yellow from cigarette smoke yes As old as Detroit's great too. I mean, it's a great comedy city. It's like a real city. It's a real city Yeah, ready Midwest is great for I always say I always shout out the Omaha funny book That's where I always work out. I try to build back up Colleen. I really I love that club They say Omaha's where they test a new fast food item So like of Taco Bell and McDonald's like we're gonna try a new thing because it's so representative of America So I'm like well that by that logic it should be great to test new jokes Yeah, so I love Omaha funny bone or like yeah, I'm right now I'm on tour and I'm just like trying clubs and I'm building back It's such a miserable process But you're building back up and you go to the places you always want to go like Madison or like Cleveland, Hell, Eridys is great all these clubs. This is great clubs. So You build back up and it's it's

2:52:32It's a humbling but fun process, you know, we're lucky. It's fucked, dude. We're very lucky. We get to do this So fun is a lucky man for sure. I'm glad you do because you're you're very appreciative of it It's it's very apparent try my Columbus pride won't let you take that away from us Oh, you're from Columbus is work. I'm going there. I'm going there. Oh, is that where they do the test? I'm going most of the test up early next year. I'm hitting the funny bone there. I love that Another great place. I love Columbus is great too. Columbus is awesome It's wrap it up. Sweet. Good to see you brother. Great to see you. Um, how long you town for I leave tomorrow or tomorrow afternoon Okay, you doing to kill Tony tonight. I'm not. I'm not okay. I'm fucking burnt. I hear you all right Website all that jazz people are finding. Yeah, just my name is Sam. Okay. Bye everybody You