#409 The Highside (Patreon Excerpt - Part 2/4)

0:00What's the comedian this some stand up goes hamburger hamburg yes of course who hamburger Jones? Hamburg is that his name? Yeah, that makes sense. He says hamburger instead of swearing. He's gonna Hamburger instead of swearing. Yeah, he does like hamburger. Yeah, no no woman or just in there just like a tag burger I was mad Really burger I went to hamburger. I didn't go back. It's undeclifable. You find some hamburger. Yes From Elizabeth, New Jersey. This is my man Alonzo hamburger Jones. Yes God this show is this is a huge inspiration for Santa Yes Palem, bring out you Oh This big joke here Same don't stand in front of YMC. It's about oh look. And I spelled Macy's wrong

1:08How burger I don't have who off on plate I can't believe this start of a phrase Happy Halloween, baby He's sorry Take my man here. Rico Good Four hours Yeah, first one. Hey, I'm burger. What do you think the first specials called? I mean, it's it. Amber was like double patty. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, it's also so funny to come out as a clean comedian and like a sharp suit like this in a hilarious epic hat and then come out and immediately start going, who wants some hamburger? Ha, ha, ha. I think you used to say something else.

2:08Like maybe he came from church. He was like, duh. He was like, Jesus. And they said, we can't do that anymore. So it's like, I love hamburger. I did, I have looked this up and I don't, I wish I had tried. Can you look it up? Why did Amberger, the origin of the world? Why does Alonzo hamburger Jones say hamburger? It's actually tragic as family has killed in a hamburger accident. Oh, no, he's just honoring them. Yeah. Ha, ha, ha. That was his funeral. Hamburger. This is what I found so far and read it as they say, there's not a level of meta or self-awareness. Hamburger is a clean Christian insult comic. He stated the use of hamburger comes from habit of being a placeholder and lieu of profanity. And he gets booked on all these wholesome, all ages family-friendly comic tours, but his act is largely ripping on his audience. How funny is that? So in theory, he'd be saying like, fuck. You ugly piece of shit. No, like, he always is just kind of like being like, fuck. And then starting each thing. But it's beauty, because it is could just be a fuck, but it could just be like, all right, that's just what it is. Come on, now hamburger.

3:08Yeah. I thought about it. Goddamn. Goddamn. Yeah, yeah. This woman up here. Oof. What's your costume? That's a hamburger. You gotta be really talented to be a Christian, clean, insult comic. Yeah. You're very limited in what you can say about people. Yeah. I though I promise you this, he's comments and on weight. I promise you this. He's for sure. He's probably made some, you know. He's made a lot of comments based off this book. He's hit everybody that's in this book. He's walking around. Hamburger. There was one joke here in the front. There's one joke here. The culture related diagnostic issue. Hamburger. He had one that I saw him do to somebody where he was like, look at this guy over here. And he said some sort of funny word right here. This guy over here with the shoes that say Nike, he thought it said Nickelodeon. Hamburger. And I was like, so what does that mean? So, but that's what he did with that macy's job. Yeah. So he just anything, all right, quick. See if he can do it with something quick in the room. Look at that false settles over there. I bet he thought he said, he said of false bargains over here.

4:11Dumas. Hamburger. Say dumbass though. Yeah, he wouldn't say, yeah, that's dumb. Dumber hamburger. Dumber. Yeah, hamburger. This guy John Marco, he saw, so John Marco Sariszi, is he sore? Is he stupid? Who knows? Hamburger. Damn it. I didn't have it. I didn't have it. Little shop of horse. I bet he thought it was a big shop of horse saying. Oh, you guys don't know. Big shop of hamburgers. Yeah, he's swearing. The hamburger shop. Can you do you ugly stupid piece of shit? What are you? I have all these problems hamburger. You're listening to The Downside, with John Marco Sariszi.