#686 - Caleb Pressley

0:00He's a content catalyst. He's the interview assassin. You know him from his show Sunday Conversation with his cohort, Mr. Glynnie balls. I'm grateful for his return to the show. It's my friend Caleb Pressley Bro, you kind of I don't mean to say this in a negative way at all. Don't say it. Okay. What do you say? But do you want to know it or not? Well, obviously I want to know it now. Okay. I think you they're used sometimes resemble sometimes a traffic to woman Nope. Nope. Would it rather you not say it? Oh, I knew it. I knew it, dude We need what we need to find is somebody who when we want to say something we there's a mediator

1:00There's almost like an escrow account You can put it in yeah, yes, it's like we we say something's like I put a little let me tell Terrence first and see what he will that way you can get out of your own body Yeah, so no you have a hard time sometimes holding stuff in yeah Yeah, I've had some mild nightly A regulatory issue, okay? For I went on a run with the hand recently Really? I'm a bot homie. I have not been looking at pornography So I am 50 two days off of looking at porno is that better at worst? Oh, it's good but to be on that large of a run. Oh, but you mean to be still be doing Like pleasure myself or whatever. Yeah, like what do you oh? Jerk it off. Yeah, but like what are you thinking about oh? I'm thinking about women all the time every time Kami look, I will say this every now and then you will see a guy kind of run by in the back of the fantasy

2:01I will say that but I don't know what he's doing and I don't know him You just get boys like that they say like the big rock stars or whatever they have a heart after they just had sex With so many women they're not even like gay they just eventually you get tired of women and you jerked off so many times For jerking off the gazing really because it's also ego first of all you're jerking a dude off right? Facts. Yeah, it's you facts, but still fat dude sometimes So I don't know I got to look in doing some crazy about being a fat dude this morning I was in the shower and are you feeling fat just a no, okay? I mean if you Did the math or whatever You did the scale or whatever I don't feel fat. I feel normal It's probably a problem. I feel very not fat. Okay. I still feel like normal But every once why we'll catch a glimpse of myself which this morning I was in the shower My buddy FaceTimey and I had the phone playing music and so I have a little stand on the back of my phone

3:05So like it kind of stands up and you know FaceTime and it comes on it shows you it automatically pops up the screen of yourself Like if you pick up a FaceTime you see yourself. Yeah, it's always in the shower. I saw it in the FaceTime So I move in the shower and I noticed that the phone is still it's not moving but the screen Followed me in the shower now through like a Like the shower window whatever had a steam and all this type of shit on it and it followed me all the way across And I kept walking back and forth trying to get away from it and it was just following me the camera So what do you say like your screens a gay dude or whatever? Dude the screens are just they're on first of all all the time So you can just assume that if your phone's there it's on you and then it's not only can you just like have it like this looking at you You can point it like this and it will still side-eye you like this That's what we're doing. It was like doing you that Mona Lisa you Silent smile. So is that true your phone is following you now? It was I'd never seen it in my life apples iPhone center stage feature allows your iPhone

4:08To automatically pan zoom and keep you centered in the frame during video calls and selfies God So I mean, just look where at it's start. It's fine. It like It's time. It's here. It's here God Yeah, I don't know my buddy did call me a couple of weeks ago and he was kind of I don't want to say he was crying But he teared up pretty heavy Uh And he's a bigger guy and I think it was good for me. Huh Don't do this again. This is a good opportunity for the escrow No, you're don't you haven't gone there yet. You can do it Welcome to word escrow Well, wherever you're gonna say you tell somebody else first That's a great little invention for like Mary couples or whatever. There's Mary couples probably need a lot of Little men. There's like this middle AI box or something where you go say whatever you were gonna say to your spouse into the box And then it like a minute later it tells you if you should or shouldn't say it. Yes Or It can convert it into something you should say. Oh, that's good. It can tell your heart

5:14It can like it can tell that you're a good person. It's like this guy meant this he had a good heart. He shouldn't said this but This is what he should have said with that type of heart because that guy's got a good heart He's an asshole He means well, but God he's got a ticker on him Yeah, he's a piece of shit, but every Valentine's day he pulls up Oh Yeah, what was I freaking talking about who knows oh Yeah, dude, so my friend he called he was kind of like teared up or whatever and He called me. He's like dude. I was working the other day and I saw my shadow and my shadow was fat And he's like that's winning like something hit him. He's talking about going balls. Are you still talking about me and going ball? I mean no, this is not like some type of intervention man you guys are gonna be I mean, I don't know. I do I have prayed for some of his You know, no glimbaus is actually looking really good, but we did just have Andrew cuberman on our show

6:17And he wants to do he he did a intervention with glenny during the show did he really? Wow Huh and what did he won't where did he come to like what was glenny's digging glenny's I don't want to do it Oh, he did that. Yeah, it was like an exorcism almost An exorcism He's just trying to fucking they're trying to summon the appetite. How do I play me? Like yeah Shupal is just gently different fucking Buffalo Now good. He's doing good. He's looking great. He's he's lost. Oh my god so much weight And he think he walks all the time he's a healthy guy golf in a in a pj event Well pj pro am with glenny. Did you really last week? He's golfing. Yeah Oh, well one thing that I love watching glenny glenny has some of the best socials right Well, first of all, he's one of the greatest guys and we're talking about Caleb's coach glenny balls um And there he is. Oh god

7:17But if I could have a Christmas ornament, bro He's like the do he's like the wreath you would love to hang on the door of your home You know, he's just He is There's nothing like him brother There he is And god only made one of them well they said god made three of them, but they just put him into one that's That's no no, no, honey I Should have said that into the into the word escrow god glenny just joking man. We love you Love you glen you think is he's gonna be upset. No, no, no, you like being talked about oh he does Well, yeah, he's one of the most charming guys and I do love he goes for his walks on his on his social media So you kind of with him in his journey and also one thing that he he does best bite right like he'll go and you'll sit down at a foodery Or some like even a halfway house for the you know where the meth cook is even taking a break to make some eggs or whatever Glenny goes to some wild places, right and they got him even cleaned the pan And the guys said they're grilling up a couple of wavos for glenny

8:22And that best bite oh that meth house best bite those that one fucking shook him So when you go out to eat with glen He makes a food review video okay every time and I forget about it almost every time but he makes it every time so You have to do the camera work and I think like if I'm holding the camera he wants He wants my to me to say some like little lines in the background to kind of spice up or make it funny or like we're doing a duo comedy or something And he doesn't want me to talk. Oh, he gets really upset if I talk because it's the glen show But it's every restaurant we go to and I'm sure you probably You've ate with glen a lot of sure you've had to hold it at one or two times. I can't remember I was with him on vacations. So me may have been taking a break from work I do think it's interesting that we are in this time where it's like you can just be hanging out with somebody And then you suddenly just find out they're the they're an influence or something Like you're on a date with a girl or something and you're just walking on the street and she's like Well, you hold my phone where I do this back flip off this fucking taxi cab or whatever you're like What what are you talking about and she's like oh you don't know I'm back flip taxi bitch or whatever

9:25I'm like you're you're who they're like yeah, I'm back flip taxi bitch. Have it seen my work or whatever Like what I just I just want to go roller skating with you It's like So it is kind of wild that we're in this place where You will get asked by somebody. Hey, will you just be my cameraman for a per for a second? Yeah I was eating in New York City the other day. I was watching like that was a It was uh, I'm trying to think the restaurant because it's so good. It's like a Chipotle. It's like Camino or something Carbone maybe now anyways Um, I was looking out the window on the street and a girl was doing like one of those men on the street interviews Uh, that you see all the time on social media and it was just like watching her like have to grind getting people and she's doing it right in front of me was I was happy it wasn't me because the early in my career it was me. Yeah, I had to do it I have a choice and I like doing it for a while But did I kind of stop liking doing it? But I did figure out the number one way if anyone's doing those help you can always get the interview Every time I figured this out after doing this for so long to this I had

10:28Yeah, because you go up people's like hey, I want to have you can you talk to me and and actually when I first started This is like 10 or more years ago Um, people would want to be on camera because it was like still like special or cool in their mind Yeah, no idea that I was about to just ask him the dumbest question ever um Anyways, I find out people started saying no over the years I found out if you say this people always will say yes you say I got to ask Yeah, and they're like They're just curious about themselves. They're like what it what is it you got to ask what it is to end every time I got to ask dude That's a good call because you're kind of putting it on them a little bit It sparks their own like narcissism and like curiosity about like what is it about me? You got to ask about Yeah, that that reminds you when you hear a knock at the door you don't have to open it It's like why does this person want to talk to me? But there is some little energy, but it's like yeah, just place it on you so because a knock on the door That's just them saying hey it's up to you. Yep, and then I'm here

11:31But it's oh dude that's interesting, bro. It is funny that there was a time where it's like Interviewing somebody else people just surprised like what are you doing like what's even happening here? Now people are literally like running from those people or that they're everywhere dude I was in New York City and I was walking on the street and the um the guy comes up to me I think it was the guy was like you seem so confident or whatever no way yeah And I was like me I was like and I and I was like oh no no no no I think you just see me at it like a crazy angle or something I'm not doing that great, but I am headed to the gym so Did you really get that guy? I think but you can't tell if it's the real guy or if there's 30 guys also do yeah, who is the guy just whoever's doing that and I will say this He was very nice. He was like a really nice guy and like And but I don't know if it was the actual guy But yeah that guy came and said something to me or came and approached me And uh, but I was shocked. I didn't realize that first what was going on I thought it was just somebody said hey, you seem really confident. I was like oh no you got you got the wrong fucking guy

12:35Dude it might just be I mean my shirts clean Which is a star So have you seen that girl that interviews ghosts? Oh yeah, there's like like that's a crap like I'm just trying to think of all the crazy social I forget about it because I live in like basically a retirement area in Florida I do like I actually used to live in a retirement building you came to my building yes I did dude 50 oh 50 plus oh bro. I've told this story countless times to everyone This is like I'll meet somebody immediately. I became an MCO. Do you know my friend Caleb? lives in a retirement home Do you know that and he's under age and then I have this joke. I'm like he got grandfathered in nice Dude it didn't that was For that was unbelievable arm and wrong is walking down the hall to your apartment I was just walking right and someone opened the door was like quiet it down out there I just walked by their door and I was wearing tennis shoes They they love I mean they love me at first because there's like who's this like young guys like

13:38um Actually, this isn't even true at first I At first they like shut me because I was too young or whatever. Oh, yeah Who's this guy with his booty sells and everything or his white blood counter whatever It's health-health-monger. Yeah, who's this guy with his uh His erections Is it elastic skin that's not you last it's not even true though There's that's like the horniest place you can go with these old places But I say all that to say Someone told their grandma whatever came and visited and saw me and they told their grandma. They're like This guy I've seen him do like an interview before And so I'm riding the elevator one night in this old lady Looks at me and she goes I'm white So excuse me she said I'm white I'm sorry man can I help you and she said oh, I'm sorry my grant my grandson told me To say that I'm white and I realized your grandson must have told her about the Kodak black interview

14:40Oh, yeah, where he says I'm Kodak black when you see me I'm white This lady would just hit me with I'm white, but then once that got once rumor hit hit the town of that in the building I had to move out Well, I remember when I got over there because we went to swim or whatever and there was people There was like those senior aerobics with the weights in the pool. Yeah, there was Some guys who were like I thought they were being like quiet or whatever, but they were a couple guys who were asleep of both And there was like a lot of like just tan kind of Yeah, it was a lot of like pigment Hebrews out there a lot of like older Jewish Italian groups. That's it That's it. Yes. Yeah. That's actually a very accurate description. Yeah, it was good That's what people don't understand about you people. They don't know you I feel like people think you just say stuff But the amount of times what you're saying is 95 to 98% exactly accurate is astounding really do Hebrew Italians

15:42That was that was it. Yeah lightly kind of like Like brand around the edges a little bit so it's beautiful description of where I was living Thank you, dude and a lot of jewelry too a lot of jewelry a lot of jewelry like You know heavy jewelry for their bodies too. You know what I noticed living in that old folks home Huh was And also let me just Let's go on record and you never had any like complaints there and he said like The people didn't think you were predator anything because it's very it's I don't know if it's illegal But it's odd for somebody who's not retired. This was a retirement building you were in this was this is 200 units of 65 plus Yeah, this is just to paint the picture This is like the town like above Boko Raton for us. This is very much Retirement area and I just somehow got at least that I don't even know if it was legal Yeah, it seems odd because I still want to do that heaven or bus tattoo on his back Like oh, and I thought I was a dude as a woman

16:45Because age kind of takes it all the way, you know By notice from living there that like there's two types of old people. Okay. There's super happy the most happy People you've ever met in your life and then there's the other side which are like the most grumps you've ever met in your life And my theory is I feel like by that time of your life you've made so many like small decisions about how you're gonna like approach stuff that basically You just get so worn into those decisions that you're like slowly every time you make a decision You're slowly heading one direction and you've done it so many times by that age that you've either made grumpy decisions your whole life You've turned into a total grump or you've made like kind of like nice person decisions your whole life You turn into like the happiest grammar or grammar of all time and it's kind of it's Inspired as heavy word, but it's kind of made me like think about it like all right There's got to approach this the right way We're also gonna end up a huge grump. Yeah. Yeah, that's that's interesting dude Just that you would see that too and you're kind of right. It's like how do you want to end up

17:46And then what is this little decision you're gonna make here or there because a lot of it is just about very small decisions along the way You don't see like a lot of old people like they're just kind of chill and then like you never know what mood you're gonna catch them in Yeah, you cut if you know old person your life you know what mood you're gonna catch them in yeah You don't meet a lot of those middle ground seniors really no You don't meet a lot of those guys. He's got one foot in the grave and one foot being an asshole or whatever It's one of the other dude Kayla Presley man good to see you bro. Thanks for thanks for having me. It's always good to see you Did I like that jacket to this what is that smart cheekachita? Oh? That's your off Tequila peanut butter tequila peanut butter tequila sounds like ass, but Tastes good. Yeah, we're working some taglines are the one is up. Yeah Our initial one was it's not penis brother It's peanut butter Dude, that's a good one and people have seemed to like that one That's gone further than I thought it would go. It's not penis brother. It's peanut butter

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19:47Of industry plants the right word but like they have a lot of support behind them. Yeah, dude We started as just a very small is like me and like four other guys um We'd like launch some new jersey. It was like our launch state We've been kind of matriculating state by state I think we're in like 33 states now But that was three years ago. We did that and this year we're gonna sell our millionth bottle To go really millionth bottle and dude we're like nowhere Cuz the people who try it it sounds like ask but the people who try it will like it Like you love it. Well dude. I've been places and heard people talk about it Uh when you weren't even there or whenever so uh it's definitely gaining like a popularity Yeah, so it's it's been it's been really fun. It's kind of like a little it's cool to have like a business Obviously we both are like doing other stuff but That's like literally a business is kind of like a little baby you have out in the world because It like does it's it like does stuff without you so you like Like you do your best to like make sure everything's going well and like you you raise it right

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24:56Try Quo for free plus get 20% off your first six months when you go to Quo.com slash Theo That's q o.com slash THEO Yeah Dude good to see you bro good to see you always good to see you Thanks you look healthy wealthy and wise do I handsome good Is that too much Let's do that again you definitely start to look like a kind of one of those missing women from my neighborhood Dude sometimes the missing women posters like they put up kind of a good looking drawing like they I don't know if they had a good artist in our town or someone I was young But the do ever drew the missing people in our town. Oh Baddies like I know where they're at. Well, I don't know what where but I know why Yeah, dude they can't be that good looking bro. It's still be here. Yeah, it's still Think it kidnap they move

25:59He saw the moving truck outside their house Yeah, dude some people dude it was kind of a thingy from a smaller place bro like People they got too good looking they had to move out of the town get Oh, I know cuz then it just leaves you with all your buddies and you look around be like Ugly every single one of us you're just like dude they left it does It's Improve the vibe of somewhere if someone there is attractive person You think that's it dude that's you and I were the most attractive guys at all and We don't really like it so it doesn't have to be your look Well imagine us right here and then someone attractive was here as well. Oh We still having fun, but the vibes would be better the vise be up You're right like clavicular maybe Alex Earl maybe or

27:00Who else probably oh that lady from friday night lights the uh Which one the mom? And the daughter and the High school movie Good call she probably was 25 actors though. Let's say that but hey, but hey, I'm not letting that the fucking be usable in cold Okay Do we get to go to morgan's for dinner tonight? Yeah What do you think he's gonna have you think he's gonna have like like you think like the food will be like the his plates would be like the tar Shaped or anything like that or you think you think it's like a theme inner deer or whatever. I don't know I've never been over there. I've never been over there. What does he I'm a I didn't even know he like you hear about like all these singers living in Nashville But you don't know if they do for real. That's a good point actually could be optics Oh could be the opposite Alan Jackson lives in fucking Alabama or somewhere else does he really I don't know made that up

28:01That is what I like about Nashville like coming back here. Oh, so I lived here for a while coming back Yes, yeah, I was like god this place is rocks. I love it. Yeah people are great People are great. You can see everyone's so this is great every day. Yeah, so with the lighting's perfect for picture I mean, I haven't seen the sun in Nashville ever If people every time I come to like bro, you just miss it. We just had Has been so hot out. It's been so sunny. I was like not today or yesterday wasn't dude Well, but the problem is and I'll tell you this Caleb is the problem is when you get the sun here They packaged it all at once. I don't know if there was like a backup on it or whatever and they delivered it all at once But we just had a heat dome here. Okay. We were the hottest place on earth, bro All the sun bringing up bring up that heat dome The hottest place on earth An oppressive heat dome first of all and I like a little bit of dome, but This is much An oppressive heat dome centered over Tennessee in mid-September, 2026

29:03Drone temperatures to record breaking levels making the atmosphere above the state temporarily taller and hotter than the air over the Sahara desert That's too much, man So that is hot, dude Um, how about this pull this up Pull this up Who gets more rain Seattle, Washington or Nashville, Tennessee Nashville, Tennessee gets more rain than Seattle, Washington 47 to 50 inches versus 37 to 38 inches Wow, that's the only bad part about Nashville is the rain can't go outside Yeah, no, it's it doesn't feel like it's rainy, but does feel great But the people here are the like feeling the airport the best everyone the people are the other people are here great, dude Now, what will say one thing you're like man, I love it. I love being here. Look at this awesome picture I took and it was a picture of just a cloudy sky over a vape shop I thought you would like it. I didn't think it was a picture for me. I was like you'll love this picture Well, it is true. I'm enjoying do I yes, I'm vaping

30:05Um, but it's cool, man So where I live now I live in Florida, but like if I have to travel so much for work like I'm probably traveling three weeks a month Yeah, if I wasn't I would be here. It's the best place for traveling especially Which is it central it's pretty central to right and it's been I mean Yeah, I mean Nashville's been great the people the best dude. It's the best people around There's a lot of people here that we know there's a lot of like our people that are awesome that like Well, dude, we get to freakin go to dinner at we get to freakin go to dinner at Morgan's dude Yeah, that's gonna be great. What do we even wear? I don't know it was really hadn't thought about but I was probably you probably just see me in this Dude, I pulled out a shirt out of my bag this morning. I don't know if I want this I pull a shirt out of my bag this morning clean shirt put it on was gonna wear the podcast smelling like shit Uh-oh you think there was shitting your dryer or whatever? I don't know I don't know man Are you using like a shared dryer or whatever because I remember I was living in this one apartment complex and somebody like Um, tried to clean baby diapers or whatever and they just washed a bunch of like

31:05Baby diapers from Walmart or whatever they put in the wash the diapers Yeah, and then they put them the dryer and those shit dude they had some type of shit like I'm supposed to call baby shit or like youth shit or whatever in the dryer for oh Dude and was like it was a shared unit like you know, we all had to use it or whatever and god dude I remember for probably three months just everything smelled like shit yuck It was a worst you shit. It's the worst you shit Yeah, it's not I mean I'll tell you this if they had a little Shed-couldery board of shit I wouldn't that's the blue cheese Only one bite Yeah, one bite everybody knows the rules That's you in with that one. Yeah, it's gonna change your palate for the rest of the day. Yeah, that's so tough with bro um But yeah dude being in that south during football time dude. Did you see uh

32:06Wait, can we say something? Yeah football time Who's your team this year? Well, I'll tell you what like That's fair. It's a great question. Okay, because I was down there party and what Louise in Louisiana, right? You walked the team off the bus. Yeah, dude. They'll let anybody do it. I did see I a couple people that I don't think are affiliated with the program walk them off the bus. You can just say Brooks Nader Okay Livy done was there I like I love I mean, I yes, I have like four teams. Okay, my bad But here's my thoughts on it these teams. It's not like they're like why do I have to be Why can't I be just a fan of whatever like that's the weird thing about being a fan They're like oh your switching teams whatever It's like these teams call me during the summer and be like hey, man It's making sure you're still gonna be right what is the tea like I know the team goes in plays But you're the one that invests your money your time to go and support teams. Yeah, it's like you can have as many as you want

33:07You're the you're the You're the choice maker Teams like you know, support is like yeah, I'm I'll be over there. I'm excited But it's not like like I just don't like when people like a fair weather fan, you know because Or I don't know what I'm trying to say do I well Some people not me okay, some people would say you're a fair weather fan because you're always a fan of the best team The best team dude, I'm surprised Vanderbilt was good as well. I Did I met maybe they weren't the best I met a semi illegal immigrant okay Diego Pavia in a hallway On Vanderbilt's campus We got lost we went to watch the Alabama game two years ago when they upset Alabama We got they let anybody in the locker room then it was like you could come and you could bring treats to the team Stewart some of the team was eating cupcakes before the game before the game It said not till after the game on the top of the cupcake holder And fucking half the team is in their eating them

34:07Dude they had so we just Next thing you know, it's like day one day upset some black guy squeeze me so hard I fucking had semi fractures in my ribs or like micro fractures or whatever and I'd take some talent all but Anyway, yeah, but came a fan of Vanderbilt I love I'm from Louisiana. I always went to Ella you know, I went to LSU for two years So I gotta go support Louisiana, right without we were ball fans and We are okay. We are there it is and look I Like the balls dude. I went to a game last year. They didn't win Mm-hmm. So what the fuck do now it's all me why am I here? Yeah, I I do get that I do get swarmed to support a winning team Well, you'll be there as long as until they ask for out in IO money Then you're like all right, man, that is true. Let's not get carried away I think Vanderbilt gave you a little jingle last year. I'm like no no you got the wrong guy That's crazy think about writing a check for in IO well, they wanted in IO for two white guys. I'm like two more white guys

35:12Uh-uh at least get one of those Japanese kickers. I'll fucking put it on that You know, but yeah, they were going for two more white receivers. I'm like I'm not I'm not a coach, but Let's think about this And I'll tell you also I like Ole Miss man I like Ole Miss Why cuz I just like that quarterback together over there trinidad's just like a um You know, he's just he's a kind of undersized and there's some ways people would say it's like a six foot quarterback You know now they got these behemoths out there that are just have all the natural abilities and he's just got so much heart Uh, and he's great They had Diego pounds over there last year dude entertaining guy And I like just the lore. It's just exciting. I just love the SEC man. Yeah same same. Okay. Well, I mean I've I'm a Tennessee volunteer fan But I like I'll say this I like

36:14John Somero. I like but I like hypo too hypo's got the Special sauce. Well, we put this guy. I got it too. Oh this thing you mean yeah, it's a special sauce What is that put your mic down a little so we can see you? What is that? I don't know It's the high-pitched chin strap my dad had it to my my birth dad had it did he? I'm destined for it But it's like you hold like extra extra thoughts down there whatever. Hmm. They say like 30% of your stomach your brains and your stomach Oh, wow, so think about like your brain really can be anywhere So what if you get an upset stomach if you have like diarrhea or whatever or like We think about that you have an upset stomach because what like sometimes you get upset stomach because you have like Bad thoughts. Ah, it's because your brains and your stomach. See if that's true by the way. Yeah, I think that's I think that is true It's like look it up because we don't know Caleb Pressley good to see you today. I'll say Forgot to do the intro great to see you there always forget to do it. Can we just look it up? Oh, okay? Look up

37:17What percent of your brains in your stomach Okay, I mean is this true? Let me read it so because we don't know Zero that first part what do you say don't read the first part? Well, just let me handle it Zero percent of your actual brain is in your stomach, but your gut contains a separate network of about a hundred to six hundred Million neurons known as the interic nervous system. I've been telling people that fact for years The facts aren't even true Well, who cares it? It's America Nothing here's true Nothing is it none of it makes any sense dude. Did you see all on Bring it full circle here or semi-circle, okay? I like that Did you see Tommy Tuberville what he said the other day? What do you say Tommy Tuberville is a former coach of Auburn? Yeah Ole Miss was yet Ole Miss too? Mm-hmm

38:19Yeah, this is it listen to this many airline pilots flight attendants and Traffic controllers are part of the furry community Lord help us It's terrifying when you think about this when you walk onto a commercial flight It's possible that the pilot flying your plane Could have a deranged fetus of dressing up like an animal You can't make this up Yes, you can Somebody obviously made this up Tommy Tuberville who is a senator, okay, and where is it Alabama? In Alabama. He's a center in Alabama Somebody obviously made this up. He's saying that play it one more time dude What? Listen to this that many airline pilots flight attendants

39:19and air traffic controllers are part of the furry community That's my favorite part Like he's like terrifying when you think about this when you walk onto a commercial flight It's possible that the pilot flying your plane Could have a deranged fetus of dressing up like an animal Can't make this up Who gives a shit Tommy What why are you wasting your time on this why are we wasting tap because they're obviously doing research I'm guessing taxpayer dollars. I don't give a shit. Oh, if the guys are furry now. I will say this like If he gets on the like speaker or whatever he's like this is your captain This is your captain if you look out the winner of the left you'll see a sanctuary where I was rescued from Oh

40:20Hey if he's like well, we'll be landing in 20 minutes. Uh shout out dander gang That's fucking crazy dude. This is a real thing Caleb. What do you think about this? Dude I I grew you man Oh Finally my boy finally we put our stance down, but is there evident? Yeah. Yeah. Where does that come from? Um, is there any evidence that airline workers are furries? Thank you Toberville did not identify a source for his claim about airline pilots flight attendants or air traffic controllers And I don't want to speak this about him, but it is a lot of time. Smelt to dealt it with these things Smelt to delta Like if you're starting to make up things There's four fingers point back at you and you point your finger. Hey man. That's what I'm saying, bro

41:21The art vark doesn't fall far from the jet blue That doesn't really work, but it was supposed to be apple doesn't fall far from the tree I just couldn't get it to work toberville cited several shootings and attempted shootings including the 2024 attempt to assassinate Donald Trump the 2023 covenant high school shooting in Nashville and the killing of conservative activists Charlie Kirk he argued that the perpetrators gender identities or connections to transgender and furry communities were relevant to the violence He prevented he presented no further proof or evidence Huh is that true? What's this what side is this the Yahoo news? Hmm It's hard to tell if they're just taking just trying to take him down Toberville makes unfounded claims at airplanes air I can who says airplane What is fucking wrong with me How do you god? Let me go this far in the world and not have a basic understanding of anything Toberville makes unfounded claims that airplane staffs are furries

42:26Just who you but first of all every media outlets made unfounded claims about absolutely fucking everything You have Yahoo news which is made probably a ton of unfounded claims making a saying making a claim that somebody else to make it an unfounded claim That's where we are. It is true too like he's How many airports you're now, Bama? True three Are there if you want to go to Tuscaloosa you can't even fly to Tuscaloosa you got a fly to what Birmingham? Yep, you got Birmingham you got Huntsville and they have a new and dumb other coast and do they They have two airports in Alabama. You're right. Of course there's gonna be some furries there It's the whole state bro. Oh and first of all if those furries are just dressed up in elephant uniforms It's just going to the game, man Game it's fucking crimson tide fans you gooner That's all it is Tommy you can tell he's an Auburn guy, dude. Yeah, you can bro Yeah, if some guys dressed up like if some guys eating tiger Yeah, if some guys eating it tiger he's dressed up like a war eagle if his wife is feeding him birdseater whatever

43:29It's just a fucking war eagle thing you do think about that is like the education of an Alabama kid is like how like it's It's elephants it's war eagles. It's it's tigers. That's it This is the only animals that exist and and that's the SEC man. That's the SEC football dude. I love that CC Oh god, dude is so good to have football I Some people say that and I think some people mean it. Mm-hmm, but I mean it like it's life changing for me when the football's back Yeah, everything just makes more like since in the world Yeah, I don't even watch all the games like I just like knowing that they're happening I don't even tune into a lot of this stuff But like I just like knowing that it's it's it's going on so things are are moving in the right direction I'll die one for like two games a weekend. Mm-hmm really? I want to know that all of them are happening I don't even like a lightning delay Yeah, there is something nice. I think it gives everybody something Well, I do think I do think college football is still rewarding to people some of these sports have turned into just gambling fetishes and if else kind of like that to me the gambling thing well, that's not the gambling. It's it's

44:35It doesn't feel like feel the same. Yeah, I'm curious. This is what my question is for college football with all the NIL stuff when are we going to see the first player come out and have like a good first two games and then you know how like Couple years ago they started sitting out of the bowl game because I want to protect their NFL career We know we're going to see the first player pop off for like I hate to say it but like Mississippi state the quarterback Mississippi state when you're going to see him Sit out the rest of the season Not to go to the NFL and protect his NFL value but to protect his transfer NIL value to go to Alabama Hmm That's that's coming you think so why would it's the same thought process yo I just showed what I'm worth now. I have to protect my body that way I can go get the money on worth I think you'd have to do a series of games two games won't get it Two games you're just going to be goon and around over there at a transmission state center or whatever you know

45:36You know hbsc or whatever, but you got yeah, yeah, I mean it's gonna it well It's gonna continue to get weird because it's all just a business now. Yeah, but I agree. I mean I yeah that but the fans May it's a fans like it's not the players. It's a fans college has a fan. This is how you know sports is about the fans Have you ever seen how sick those those soccer games looking like you're up or wherever those are happening like the crazy crowds And they look so sick. Yeah, that's soccer And that's how sick it looks that shows you it's about the fans. Hmm bro soccer's the worst I know you're a big soccer fan. I didn't mean to offend you. I'm not a big soccer fan I went to some games and I it was the worst this world cup was the worst Yeah, I wonder why it was I liked the fact that people were excited about it And it gave us something to do but like the actual game of soccer It's the worst It's not It's not probably the best game

46:38I just I mean yeah, I mean I love and I respect it because I think it's harder that you can't even use your hands They won't even let somebody use your hands for even one minute Yeah, and that to me is unbelievable like this should have a hands minute like when that hands horn goes off Yeah, and it's just hand I'm going to This hand is your head like that breaks out in the crowd people are just giving each other a hand job Like whatever they look at 50s like it's left I think that that kind of thing would be fascinating But here's why here's why I'll tell you why they did that why they did expand Because one of the things that made the games more boring um I think a peer more boring was that They expanded the number of teams that were in the FIFA tournament right in the world cup The reason I think they did that was because they're trying to grow more of an audience So they wanted you to be able to have games in these different cities yeah Where different places where normally you wouldn't have it in a wider scope of places so people could physically go see it

47:38Also, I think he gives them more chance to build stars because then you're seeing more highlights of stars People run kind of their brains on highlights these days, right? So I think those are that's some of the reasoning behind it now with it said Um, yeah, you had a lot of games that were kind of boring. You had very few upsets really when it comes down to it It was kind of the team you expected to be in it at the end. I like to I like the experience of having the world cup here I thought the fans everything was great And I'm not saying anything bad about the players even but like the game itself to me the way structured is is super It's almost like non competitive at heart or something There's something that's missing from it to me and maybe I don't have the understanding of the game Which I definitely don't but it seems like every it's like Everything that is exciting is it off sides or even the thing at the end is like there's adding extra time I know everyone talks about that and it's like a dead point but like What do you mean that it's just into the game like what it was a football game? And they just added like you know you got to play for three and a half more minutes is like what where you gain that information from it's like It's just crazy. It's like and then going down and get injured and just staying down and like acting like you're hurt

48:44They have to do it because it's part of the game like if they don't do that they won't get the caller whatever So I'm not mad at them for doing it, but like that is the game. Yeah, I will hurt can you act? Yeah It's crazy how hurt can you act dude? I will say this the Emmys should have just given all the awards to Different soccer players and different soccer teams bro and it like dude If that's how you have to win that's how you have to win I'm not mad at them for doing it on the field But like that is what that game is to me. Yeah, I just don't like it. Yeah I was happy when I was over Yeah, oh dude, okay Sorry, the world's up. You have people in villages who can't even fucking they have to learn to read with their feet or whatever because something's wrong with them probably okay And every four years they get a little bit of joy somebody travels into their village and sets a TV down for two months So they can watch the world cup That's crazy. They take the TV away after so far it's crazy It is crazy, but it's just it's how the government works dude We have to sell the TV so we can buy more missiles so we can send them to a bomb children

49:47So that's how they all works you have to melt the TV down to use its create another child bombing missile but But yeah, those people are getting a little bit of joy out of it. I will tell you a story that So I'm at the I'll went to the world cup final dude, right? And it was in New York City or in somewhere around New York or whatever So it was all it was it was it was it was fun dude, but the the best part was so they had like a box for in and Um, I know this sounds kind of elitist probably but Uh, not the best food. They did not have the best food really yeah, it was not raising canes. It was not raising canes It was some other it was just raising bad food. Yeah, okay. That's it. That was the company some other company um, but anyway I'm sorry so fucking long and I'm excited to be thinking So I can't live inside of myself anymore something's wrong, but um But anyway, so uh, I was talking with Ron Kowski and I never really talked to them before I bet he's the dude the best and this drunk guy from Australia is just balancing around in the room like

50:53Oh, he's like I've been in America for 50 hours and I've had almost 90 drinks, you know that guy So I told Rob, I was like who's that guy? I was like, oh, that's the head of William Morris That's the head of W and me and Rob's like oh really? I was like, yeah, just do you should get everything to talk to him Just make you know, I'm saying I know you're doing sports casting now just you know, I'm saying staying the graces of one of the biggest agencies like all right, man, bad man Good looking out or whatever, you know, and uh And then he whispered to me also he's like and he goes and mandoli used to wear women's clothing And I was like that is nothing to do with this Rob. This is I'm talking about this drunk guy in the suite You should know And I told him I wouldn't tell and I'm not okay, but anyway, so Rob goes and starts talking to this drunk All straighting guy dude, and I just made up that the guy was the head of this huge agency The guy is not he's just a All straighting guy who was white scam when he got here and it's turned dark red for how many drinks he said okay Like he was talking to me a couple all of us fell out of his mouth Anyway, so then I go sit by Rob's

51:55I think it was just like his girlfriend or his wife I'm not really sure and I think it's the same person Camille Camille yeah, obviously. I'm sitting talking with her and And she goes yeah robs over there. He's been talking that ear off of that Way and more sound or whatever And I was like that's not that on her way and more such as some drunk off straighting guy has just been hanging out around here for the past 48 hours She's like it is. I'm like yeah, she goes in literally grabs roff and fucking rips him away from the drunk guy He's been talking to the guy for an hour Rob comes and sits back by us and she's like what the fuck are you doing Rob? Which was being here and join our time together whatever and Rob goes Somebody told me that that was the head of William Morris or what it was me Next to me didn't realize Anyway, I think it's a bad story but I can't tell I liked it. Okay, honestly. Thanks dude. He's I love I mean I Don't know very well. We had him on Sunday conversation. He's probably like the oh I Mean there's like the purist. I don't even know what you would. How would you describe him? I would describe him as a

53:03You know those fun things outside of car dealerships that they put air in yeah If one of those just came to life and just traveled the world Just like tickling people I Took his hand. I was like, oh, I'm gay or whatever like Because my hand didn't even hand a chance It felt like an animal like going us like sleep for the winter or something Yeah, we had a much more than conversation. He showed up And we're like man nice days for doing this nice and meet you. He's like yeah, man I'm super sick, but I just why do we don't want to miss this? Oh, he's like, bro. Yeah, I'm super sick I've been having me together my bed all week, but I know what this is yeah, I was like He's like I'm glad he showed up still, but you're like god But dude, and then he's like but having all the sick Yes, we're not gonna write that down to put those furries. Can you even believe that shit? Dude, well first of all speaking of football play it all and play it one more time

54:04It is a good laugh. Yeah Oh, this is a senator from Alabama Listen to this that many airline pilots flight attendants and air traffic controllers are part of the furry community Lord help us It's terrifying when you think about this when you walk onto a commercial flight It's possible that the pilot flying your plane Could have a deranged fetus of dressing up like an animal Who can make this up? Maybe it's just somebody that had a long Halloween What what are we talking about? I think stories like this are like a sign that things are okay in the world Like things are good enough that we're talking about this. That's good like we're we're in a good spot Maybe like the first don't want the heat right now But like everyone's gonna take the heat at some point because long as we're talking about bullshit things are fine That's a good point. Yeah, maybe the furries don't want all that smoke dude. Oh, there we go right there That's your fucking pilot

55:09Crazy like a fox Whatever that commercial is Did you see that cow that they airlifted Look it up. I think it's in that's the same thing. It was oh Airway did well this was I'm trying. I wonder if maybe this maybe this flight. Maybe the pilot saw this Did you see this yet? This is it cow airlifted to safety after getting stuck in mud on mountain So while our country I'm then this is in France. I'm pretty sure while our country is busy Uh Having Senators say that whatever pilots do in their spare time, okay is a problem This is what they're doing in France. Look at this muffler Bro the pilots like if you're easier left window you'll see them flying in my side piece Bro, that's just a pilot giving another pilot a ride according to Tommy Tuberville Dude that's all that is

56:11But if you get a chance at home, this is a helicopter flying an individual cow This cow named Vahee and got stuck in the mud and was too weak to make her own way down the mountain on her own And so they sent a helicopter to go get it the mountain is not accessible by car So officials airlifted the cow she arrived safely at the bottom of the mountain where she recovered Hmm, what do you think she said When she got back um Like imagine being a cow Imagine that first okay now imagine getting separated momentarily from your buddies and then all of a sudden you take a helicopter ride And then you could drop off back with your buddies How do you even explain that That's like a alien to them that's alien abduction abduction Like what do you mean? And they're like I don't know Something picked me up and Vahee means woman too

57:15In English wow so anyway um Yeah, but like yeah, let's talk about football. Did let's talk about a BYU quarterback Well, I was just I would just it kind of remind me that story. I don't really have any thoughts on it, but um There's a thing this morning. It's like BYU's quarterback. He eats Dinner with his family naked Really this whole family eats nude huh And are they from Yep Really Utah yeah Yeah Bring that a BYU quarterback bear Bachmeier has naked family secret revealed during bizarre broadcast moment That was so cool. I can tell mom looks like she's taking notes there We should ask about that next next time we get a BYU game But he told us it at the dinners You know sometimes they just He just take the clothes off and they walk around naked You didn't even got in with the family. I do I have to answer that you don't have to answer that because I don't think anybody listening right now

58:18Really kind of does that America Well Well, did the guys the kids names bear first of all so that's a buggy giveaway God dude that's a like what is going on dude is shit getting weirder? I don't I I think these are good signs I'm not saying they're not but that they just said that this this kid Allegedly eats naked family dinners like I it's fine. I don't care. It just seems like Maybe we just entered back to maybe it's back to the 60s or whatever man Was that good? The 60s. Yeah, I don't know. I think Vietnam happened That yeah, depending on your support, but yeah Damn that's good. I don't know. I first of all if it's really a secret They said the secret don't tell it to the broadcast you that that's a good point because that guy seemed like That's not who you want to trust with your secrets facts. They don't tell will confident your secrets

59:19Yeah, dude, that's coming out on that's coming on the broadcast bus and with the blabber mouth He has a secret autism that guy dude. I love him He cannot keep a secret Um Don't we need to talk about sorry to interrupt you now. Let's talk about what we haven't spoke About this yet But what did you think about our DJ performance? Oh Oh, yeah, we haven't spoke about that dude. We didn't speak about that and some people I don't think they even know about it Yeah, because we purposely didn't I think we purposely didn't talk about it too much because It could give off the wrong impression that we're trying to become DJs. Yeah, I don't think it's true Which may may or may not be true. I had so much fun. I mean we did stage coach at stage coach Diplo let us Do it DJ set at his honky-tonk, right? Yeah, and I didn't know what it would be like. I'd never been before So we're there and First but well first we have to make a DJ set right and they say it's easy and

1:00:23You can it Dipo said he could teach us in one day right and he'd never showed up to do that no First of all, there's no way we could have learned about it in one day No, we could not of it all but you had a friend that helped us yes rob from lost Kings. Yeah, which is a DJ group rob a Nick They're great. So Rob from lost Kings has spent a ton of time helping us dude and he actually helped us put a set together Well, so the theme of stage coach It is like country obviously and so that Diplo has his honky-tonk which is That was called right did both yeah, it's like EDM so it's like all EDM in there And so you're playing like dance music, but you kind of want to theme it country Obviously neither one of us know how to DJ but we're huge fans of country music and I think Dance music too. Oh huge fan of dance music too. I don't know if you are like it But it's like I like I listen to Jack Johnson, you know, yeah, but um Yeah, so yeah some of it But anyways, but like This tell me John's not has nothing to do with dance music. Oh no, just tell me whatever you're also gonna tell me I don't care about that. Oh

1:01:29Um Well, I was just gonna say I was just gonna I was curious how well you thought about it because we literally didn't never talk about it again That's true that we didn't like it was crazy. So well, I didn't think it was gonna be that big of a thing right? It was huge like we bro. There was I don't know the number of people but it was packed There was 9,000 people in there and it was a small room It was pretty small and there was like 5,000 people outside like waiting to get in Now, I will say this there was a lightning storm that happened So I could have been a lot of people in there. They had to be in there, but dude It was so dip was like I'll get you guys started right in the beginning I'll get you guys started right in the Dude take this video. What video you kept doing that forever though. What else am I supposed to do huh anything other than that They hate that video for you jump. I was so tired Bro, so look But let me tell you exactly what happened. So Diplos says who's a man by the way the old dude. He helped us a lot

1:02:32He did he did help us a lot and and sorry. I said you didn't help us at all Well, he also didn't help us all beforehand. Yeah, yeah, but on site he was the man. He was our ace He was our ace dude because here's the thing we show up and we're like okay This is gonna be chill and they walk us on a stage and you hear like they've started some background music or something And I had no clue how big it was gonna be or what and there's 9,000 people In a like in a huge warehouse and they are ready to fucking lose their minds and take some And and and do some to see and fucking eat each other's nipples off right like they are ready to fucking Throw their own asshole across the crowd right like people are excited. Yes And right as we walk out of them like oh fuck we gotta go back right that's the first thing I told you back like Turn around back outside where there was a lightning storm going on But dude we got up there and dip a comes up and he's like all right man I'm gonna get you guys started and then I'm gonna beat it you guys take it from there And we both literally grab his home and we're like you cannot go anywhere

1:03:35You cannot go anywhere. No because I don't know how let's just be honest about this Yeah, we made our set But we made it beforehand because we don't know how to DJ Yeah, and that was one of the biggest drawbacks of DJing at the event. We did not do it Yeah, but we should say we didn't ask to do it They asked us to do it. Yeah, so we said yes, but we didn't go out of our way to say hey We want to DJ even though we don't know how to just blame somebody who are you gonna blame? Okay, I'm trying to figure out what I'm saying. Well, what I'm saying is we created our our set prior Yes, so really when we were up there. We didn't have a lot to do Okay, that's right. The set is created prior so we were we was we had it played But then we didn't really have much to do for the rest of the time And if you wanted to make and if you wanted to try and do something different while you're up there We had no clue how to do it like we had no clue how to operate anything or how to like switch from one thing to the next head one smoke button Did the fire yeah Anyway dip those up there with us We like obviously wouldn't let them leave just in case someone went wrong Something went wrong someone wrong the second he fucking tried to leave

1:04:36We could I could not have handled being up there just you and me now one thing that did that did happen was outside of the actual DJ booth There's a huge stage right in front of us So one thing I realized is like do we got to get this group hype so We would just keep running out onto the stage and doing absolutely the dumbest things you could ever do Bro and then run back up into the booth because you feel so um exposed out there. Yeah In city swing he came out in the middle of our thing. Do you remember that? Yeah, she came out and threw a brawl like some like paint like some like it was like an advertising It was just I was surprised. Yeah, danced around it was fun dude. Oh here's a video right here just play this from the beginning How long have you wanted to be a DJ? I have never wanted to be one I feel like there's some potential there real good looking guys and like they're comfortable in their own skin So I felt like I can give him a little sauce and these help my neck actually I Got that We got big podcasts our goal tonight is to make sure the people that are there have fun and what else tell them they play Morgan Wallen

1:05:39That was the best part dude I they literally they would play like 30 other songs that I'd never fucking heard up and I would just be like Fucking more wall of you idiot It was it was fun. It was so much fun. I regret though the videos. I saw it coming out of it. I would do it Well, we have to make a mashup about the whole whole jumping up and down videos dude you have to practice jumping I was beat tired out to be finished. There's the most extra done 10 years probably my whole life Well, dude one of the crazy parts is uh But they they said alright bro go crowds are right and so I get out there dude And it's like all these like millennials so they're like one kids like I can't I'm not doing good I can't even breathe or whatever and some kids like It was on the phone with his mom do while I'm crowds are apparently like I don't know what's happening or whatever The guys like I don't know if I have enough calories to do this or whatever I'm like fucking chill bro. That wasn't your best performance the weekend what if I can can I gas you up real quick? Yeah

1:06:42I thought when you the day before we went because we went to stage coach before this But the day before Ella Langley had you come out on stage. Oh, yeah, and do a full script like scripted Everything yeah, and dude it was one of the best performances I've ever seen you put on really you crushed it Thanks dude Yeah, dude, it was exciting Well, I was nervous, but also I practiced like almost 176 times before But we only practiced once actually on stage So I didn't know where I supposed to start or stop or whatever it was good. Thanks man. It was fun There's a moment of time you did really good. There's a lot of pressure because I can't remember what you had to say But you had to do like a whole scripted part. Yes, you didn't have it like you weren't reading it There's a it was a pressure situation Yeah, when you look calm It was cool that she had me because there's such something was totally out of my universe right? I was like what am I even doing out here?

1:07:42Um But we had my buddy Zita hold these uh These cards that had like all the words on them right by the stage just down off stage and we wrote them all on there And of my lines for the song like you look like you love me like uh Yeah, I wouldn't even say that what you were doing was a part of one of her songs Yeah, and you know, it was like a male part in one of her songs Yeah, as a male part is Riley Green's part there and their song But uh Anyway, Zita had the cards and I did why got out there and I was cruising didn't need the cards and My buddy gets mad that I'm not looking at the cards and start shaking the card up at me from the other stage He's like I don't need the cards. I'm doing fine. You don't like fucking you and you're like dude, bro You're not looking at the cards. I'm like The cards are only if I'm not doing good Fuck bro, and he's just like that. He dropped one. He didn't want to though But I already rip like red pass that one or it just fucking like what an asshole He's a good dude does he's a good dude. It's a pleasure to have my guy. I have mad my wedding was a nice guy

1:08:44Oh, yeah, that's true. Can we talk about your wedding or not? Yeah, I mean I got I got me I don't probably go too far deep into but he's uh He was great to have me. He's a good guy. He wasn't dressed properly, but he was a good guy Well, he just like he's like you think they'll care if I dress how I want to dress Yeah, well black tie optional He took advantage of it Dude he didn't even have like a long shirt. It was just kind of like a like a white tight black tea. It was like a wife feeder sweater Yeah, it's like a wife feeder made a sweater. That's what he was wearing It was fucking trash, bro Um, but dude, that was so much fun bro. We went out to that island Um, but dude. Yeah, it was magical man. That was pretty magical But the craziest part about the uh about the DJ and was just like how long we had to go do because we get out there We were like making up dances and fucking do whatever we want. We're like tickled each other Like at one point it was like you'd run by and like tag me and then I chase you to the other side It was like we're doing like all this Tom and Jerry shit like we're doing anything to kill time

1:09:45And it is kept ticking But it was it was so I mean it was so fun. I feel like people like it I feel like people liked our set you think I never heard anything about it from anyone Well, but that doesn't mean anything That's so true. I didn't hear any good feedback about it. I really didn't I'm not even joking I didn't hear one good piece of feedback about it But it felt good. It was one of those things like man, this feels electric. I felt good man. Yeah Would you ever do it again? Would I ever do it again Yeah It was fun dude. It was fun. I mean it was definitely fun because it was so scary Who would go do something this big on this of a stage the first time they've ever done it It was probably it's probably like one of the biggest like You almost kind of feel bad for like taking the opportunity from like a DJ who like worked hard to be there But um, it was a good opportunity. It was a good look shout out of Diplom It was really fun, but like we we came up with our said did you like I thought I'd like their music

1:10:46No, we could do I have the set we could put it I don't know if you can't put it in the podcast Wonder if we could put it out just on Is there a video of us on is there any of that? I don't think there's a video of the whole thing I have it on like a There's a file, but would be funny to put the podcast is the drops when it's like This added sponsored by better help We put a fast ad read in there or what would you say to someone who says? Yeah, it was cool. I would do it again. I would do it again and try to design it even better. What's our name again? Our think our name was donkey honkeys are white Oh the talk the honky-tonkeys Tonkin honkeys the Tonkin honkeys Shall ride again. Yeah If you look out of your window here on the left you'll just see my ex-girlfriend. Yeah Um, dude, did you see that RFK junior see if you can find this it's RFK junior and

1:11:46Trump of green that There may be a link in people getting circumcisions and autism see if you can look that up really yeah No, that's something feel like we're wasting a lot of time on speaking of We're wasting a lot of time here Here you go Ah RFK junior children who are a circumstance there may be furries in the cockpit Ah And no shade Tommy Tuberville man, but it's a crazy thing to just happen upon RFK junior children who are circumcised early Have double the rate of autism Trump. I've studied this a long time and then Trump says I've studied this a long time And this is from uh reddit Which makes it Even more reliable let's play this really quick Yeah, no, so just there's not many many other confirmation studies Oh, one of there's two studies that show children who are circumcised early have double the rate of autism

1:12:49It's highly likely because they're given title You know out of this is just positive but all of it is off we should be paying attention to But you know there's a tremendous amount of Approved for evidence. I would say it's a non-doctor, but I've studied this a long time First of all and yes the term early circumcision Windsor right time how early dude. I just got here I mean that's wild dude, but also I could see this being a thing like Well, first of all, I want to look into uh, I don't think he's saying it circumcision causes it He's saying that Tylenol causes it right But you shouldn't be doing anything that you need to take a Tylenol for including circumcision right I don't think out of the gate maybe yeah, why cut it off right then. That's kind of crazy like do they do it right away When do they click when do they give them the um

1:13:50Yeah, I've heard crazy stats about this newborn babies are most often circumcised one to two days after birth Typically before leaving the hospital that feels right Why Well, I've heard that it's uh, it's not you shouldn't do it I've heard that straight up. Have you really? I heard that takes away like 30% of your pleasure Although who needs 30% more pleasure? I can't fairly handle the pleasure And I've been handling it Um, but here's what I'm saying is dude the fact that right when you're born they just cut off part of your wiener is Fucking crazy. That's again. Let's think about that. What why do they do it That's start there But unless you bro the I mean people can't see the screen it was your recent search was why are new born babies ugly That was your recent search Yes, it was well you did But what I'm saying is babies are often circumcised shortly after birth because it is a deeply rooted cultural religious or personal choice

1:14:53And performing it during the newborn stage is simpler and heals faster than doing it later in life Huh What is a cultural religious and cultural traditions many families follow specific faith traditions such as in Judaism or Islam where the ritual is performed during infancy Is there a medical benefit to doing it They say you can kind of get dirt in your air filter later on if you don't if you got too much skin down there Yes, there are medical benefits major health organizations including the American Academy of Pediatrics who could be compromised We don't know and the Center for Disease Control and Prevention who Could be compromised state that the health benefits of newborn and male circumcision outweigh the risks The lower risk of UTIs in infancy dude you're not gonna get those here in college anyway. What are you even fucking talking about Circumcised baby boys are significantly less likely to develop a UTI in their first year of life An uncircumcised baby boy has about a one in one hundred chance of getting UTI while circumcised has about a one in one thousand chance

1:15:58It just seems to me like they're saying if you have more penis you could have more problem more penis more problems Yeah, let's get rid of some So let's cut down on the chances of this becoming an issue right they're saying more penis more problems You're right you're right, but it's also dude. What if it's the elite right? There's a lot of rumors and proof now to believe that the elite are just a cabala pediophiles right? And so what I want to say to you is this what if they have it chopped off because that's their little snack That's their little calamari that they get in the morning or whatever I wouldn't approve of that. I would think that's bad Yeah, freaking no shit Of course it's bad dude, but I'm just saying that's what it could be you know I don't know you hear about all these elites, but where are they man? I never seen them Look at you and me you think we ever seen them. I got no chance even meetin one What do you mean your friends will come to yeah, he's a six degrees of will coffin I'll just say this most of the degrees go through a stake in shake

1:17:00The only degrees of will come to No, no significant. Yeah, we're just shaking well No scientific evidence does not support the claim that Tylenol causes autism and children Was there any studies done about it? Autism getting a lot of attention Well autism didn't really come on the scene until 2000 it seems like Let me see oh recently it has been showing that more than half of ASD cases which is autism Spectum disorder cases are attribute to environmental factors a subset of children with ASD undergo a period of apparently normal development followed by a regression in development Since children with regression and development did not initially manifest ASD features They may have been likely influenced by drugs or other environmental exposures uh So I guess they're saying that in the beginning it didn't seem like they would that they had autism and then that autism developed um Let me see in our own data regression was featured in 38% of cases and we were able to show an increased likelihood for ASD from a cd

1:18:04Menifin use which was higher in children with regression prenatal and per per perianatal use of a cd Menifin also known as pericidimol Was linked to ASD in an ecological study Uh, and that's just one study. This is by who who study is this National library of medicine. That's where it's published and it's uh Steven T. Schultz Well, I see them in infant use for fever and children associated with autism spectrum disorder. Well first of all say this Something's causing it because it didn't use to habit Autism yeah, we didn't have it or we didn't have it or people didn't know what it was I don't know you knew I mean, but if I like I always kind of thought of autism like um Like I had someone who's autistic growing up in my elementary school I thought it was more of like a which I don't think is correct, but at the time I thought it was more of a social um A harder time picking up on the kind of social cues or existing Existing in the present picking up social cues like if you look if you i'm looking at you right now

1:19:07It was it's like too much is happening in my brain of like Your body language and all these things that I can't even be in the moment and continuing the conversation That's kind of how I always thought of it. I didn't really But don't know shit about this man. I shouldn't be reading these studies Yeah, I mean, that's just thing it's and it's just so crazy that they said that bring it up though What is there anything against that? There's got to be information against that There have been studies reporting an association between a cedar-menifin exposure and later autism diagnosis most often studying used during pregnancy Not Tylenol given to children after birth for example a small 2016 observational study reported an association between a cedar-menifin use for fever and toddlers and autism But its design cannot show that the medicine caused autism illness severity genetics and other factors make explain and observe the link Isn't this kind of you're saying like we've realized in that when before cut there for us You know like we were trying to give us a Tylenol ease of pain That might not have been the right way to ease the pain

1:20:09Yeah, or maybe just cut it off with let them Let them face the facts life stuff like grow up dude. Yeah. This is what you just signed up for welcome to the world Yeah, welcome to the world and out of the gate they taken 10% of your winner, dude Okay, you're not gonna like when you find out that you only started with 80 to begin with later in life, brother Oh, dude. Yeah, yeah, but I just wonder also I do wonder if it's the elite like send me a basket of Baby winner You would you eat it you think if you were like I already said my opinion man. I'm out It's like the voice but for like people that would eat baby weiner whatever They had to button to turn around This is a vice it's like a pdf file version. It's like guy turns around like oh shit is baby weiner turns back around seeing this before Yeah, hey call me when they're 11 there's a mass singer Yeah

1:21:11Yeah, take the thing out of fucking baby weiner again. Oh shit, it's baby weiner and dude Baby weiner is often a nickname for somebody in the south. I think that is mentally handicapped or whatever it used to be Oh, that's the old baby weiner. I'm glad things have changed See people want to pick the bad size of what's going on but like there's progress. You're right, man There's a lot of progress out there dude. I didn't think what is it Dude let's talk about oh you guys are going I saw in glenny posted something that he's going to Europe you guys going to go. Oh, yeah, so our producers getting married in Florence Italy around that area Tuscany. What's your producer name again Kelsey Kelsey. She's great Yeah, she's been with us for forever and she's gay married and so we're all going out there the whole squad I'm leaving Sunday in Tuscany We're going to Tuscany and then glen So basically we have a week off from work basically and so the majority of the week is going to be taken by the wedding activities like three days of wedding activities

1:22:11Essentially it ends on like Thursday And I kind of told everybody outside of Kelsey who's going to go on him and like You take off for the rest of the week but just come back and like let's be ready just in case we have to shoot something the following week Take the weekend in enjoy or come back But glenny is like Thinking about it through the lens of I can go I'm already in Europe so I can go anywhere in the world for these two days now Because I'm already halfway there, you know And I think everyone else is like kind of going to Rome. Yeah, it's like down the street. It's a good place for a weekend glenny's thinking about doing from his video. I saw the same video. I think you're referencing you taking you bring it up I think he's thinking about going to Berlin for a day and then flying to Munich. Oh For another day solo Hmm, I've never been to mainland Europe and I'm going for the first time next week alone solo and figure this You can use the power of social media to get some good recommendation suggestions Don't worry to go my best friend slash producer is getting married on Wednesday and Huskini first time going Italy

1:23:13Very excited about that but then after that on Thursday October 1st I am free to roam wherever I want in Europe once again. I will be solo because it wasn't I give it a plus one So where should I go solo? So I made a quick little list on things I'm looking for on this journey number one A city with a great friendly bar culture. I'm kind of trying to get my board day now, you know go hang out at some bars Beat some cool people. That's really cool people at bars. I've got some fun nice bartenders S them where to go get some suggestions Yeah, dude you stay where you are with me Michael traveling anywhere else is gonna be a nightmare Traveling this is one of this is one thing I learned about traveling abroad You try to do too many places and it ruins it because you spend all your time traveling Yeah, and you have to adjust to like the time and stuff I think being in the plane is like a bigger issue then I think that's gonna be the next like autism you think yeah, yeah, plane travel why because of the first No No, cuz dude, I think that you scared that some of the pilots and passengers and Staff of your airplane might be dressing up like animals. I think it's dangerous to our flight What they're doing when they're not on our flight? Oh fuck you, but I think that's every time you'll see one who has a little bit of

1:24:17Hey, you're sticking out of the other pant like or whatever you like I know, but sure some backwards. Yeah They accidentally left their bell around their neck Please keep your hand and feet out of the aisles unless you want one of my little zebra clad buddies, but you know off That's a crazy No, I do think though seriously. I think that they're gonna come out and like Called the 10 years from now and be like it's actually turns out it was really bad to be flying to the sky like that Oh for us our bodies. Yeah, right. It's like turns out we're not supposed to be doing that. That's why I've never understood like The goal of like Elon Musk or like Jeff Bezos to like Go to another like this planet. It might not work. We got to go to another planet I was like it seems counterintuitive that we would do well there. Oh, I agree But they don't want us to be there. Right. They want to be there with a couple of buddies I'll see get in with the elites not to because we want to be one of them But we got to go on a fact-finding mission. You got to order a batch of that frickin baby calamari. I think so what if you were anti

1:25:19anti Eating baby calamari, right? You don't believe that but you think you could help the world by Infiltrating the elites and seeing what they're what's going on there and reporting back But in order to get in to gain their trust you got to eat two Like an emuse boost and they watch you eat it Dude, I don't know if I could have Uh Circumcision meat or whatever I don't think I could have it. I don't want I don't want any of it. I don't want any of it I know, but what if it was gonna help the world If it was gonna help the world and listen, it's already cut Hmm, it's not like you're gonna make a new baby get cut. Okay, this baby's already been cut the meat there once deep fried once sauteed Oh And you can help the world just by eating both do you get to use a sauce mm-hmm spicy ailey Fuck bro the upsell on this shit bro is popping

1:26:23Fuck can I wear like ah can I wear a blindfold while I eat it? Yeah, okay. I'll have yeah Fuck dude to help the world man How much is it gonna help because this thing needs a lot of help all the hell see if people don't know that you're serious about that shit But oh you do yeah, I do want to help you oh, I'd have a yeah, I mean, I definitely have it. I'm not having it before bed That's that's insane. No, it's too far. It's a lunch meal. It's something right yeah right now. Maybe right after lunch. I'll have it um Oh, dude, I did I think I read somewhere that you just got a new I mean you're not living in the senior sear Place anymore. Yeah, that you got a new place with some property out there in Florida. I bought a house Yeah, I bought a house and you guys gonna get some animals or whatever no no I traveled too much to even have a dog I would have a dog no other animals. We have a bunch of lizards and stuff outside the house It's somebody says you guys got a little bit of property out there a little bit of land and put some animals on I don't think so because I didn't send you my new address. I know you don't know because I know what you can do with my address

1:27:26I I've gate kept my address from you for so I know you don't know where I live I know that you're making stuff up to fish information out of me Because I don't have a property. So right now you're in a fact fine mission Because you know what I'm doing when I get it. I know exactly what you're doing you're getting a box of new shirts dude And new to you. I'm sorry. I gave I gave you hard time out there last time. I should also say you do send a Christmas fruit platter Oh Toot back to you didn't send it last year because you didn't have my address the prior two years Christmas fruit platter pairs and apples So that's the risk you take if you give the address you do get the Christmas platter But you also get Whatever else we don't need over here There's a lot of unopened boxes downstairs. That's all Hey, man. Yeah, I saw you got some property. I thought you're gonna get some I didn't man. Okay Okay, sorry. Why did you just didn't okay?

1:28:28What is that? Damn is that somebody in three a Dude that's gotta be the worst so when you ask the flight attendee like can you can I get a diapy and they accidentally use their code language from their furry meetup and they're like And they're like I mean yes You're like busted. I do believe it about flight tenants. Let's be honest Well, I think this is why because they only have one night in a city Here's what's interesting when you have that one night in a city here there You start to delve into communities that are doing something interesting at night Yeah, and that's where you find stuff like furries people that are doing there's like that group of people like those Those blasters or whatever people they get those colonics all the time they get them like 40 times a year whatever Whatever that is blasters club or whatever You're done that now. I've never done it you done it No, but like it It's you're supposed to do it once Corn who dude tubberville

1:29:28Dude you're supposed to blast at least I mean you turn like 40 post a blast it's coming. I According to who dude nobody can what's in real information anymore they just said that if you cut Trump or I can't say if you take the tip of your weener off and Trump said he knew about it He's done the research. He's been studying for a long time I don't know what's going on anymore. Oh, dude speaking of animals I saw that crab in Florida bring that crab up see that crab with that shank on him. No you didn't see this you had a shank on him for real Bro, this is in your state Florida you goon her look at this MF her A crab with a freaking shank dude are you are you kidding right now A Summer What a hack that you find a crab with a freaking shank What the hell and you can't see this I don't this is a crab that is a real fucking blade That is somehow embedded into it because they merged in the ocean or whatever because of whatever

1:30:33I Mean that's fucking crazy kill this the kind of shit that we're talking about these days What is your you're the one who's in denial or like everything's great everything's fun We're living on the moon or whatever, you know Meanwhile, they're chopping the frickin body calamari off these kiddos, you know, I guess who's doing it And they're probably using it for feed at some of these f and furry conferences. I take a Tylenol too Oh, dude, give the baby a Tylenol give them fucking tin Tylenols. I'm starting to think that people have autism Are the lucky ones. Yeah, is that crazy to say that Expound why do you think that just cuz man and maybe they're maybe we're all gonna end up with autism And I really mean this maybe we all because I've said years ago that Well, I'll go down a quick little rabbit hole. That's not even deep, but it's wide I A lot of the businesses the reason one of the reasons why we're in the place we're in right now as a society um is because

1:31:35A lot of the people who are running a lot of these businesses who are forwarding Technology and moving it into the future have autism, right? And I've met almost all of them I think or at least 40% or 10 15% I'm gonna know. I've met some of these people They have autism They don't understand an emotional edge of things right They don't understand it right so of course the businesses they create They're not factoring any like a lot of human emotion into it right they're factoring maybe some understanding that they have a human emotion But it's not like a true emotional right one right and maybe human emotion is gonna be something that's gonna be Like that will we will At like evolve out of because maybe in we all become Maybe autism becomes something that we all need to survive in a new Existence that where if you have Emotion it would only cause you pain Does that make any sense to you? Yes, I do think it makes sense and I don't think it's like impossible

1:32:36I think that would be like super far away. I think like It gets really scared if you get like online too much you start thinking about it, but You can still just not be I just all time like I'll be on my phone too much And you start feeling bad especially There's The platform x to me is like it's immediate like Bad feeling it gives me bad feelings And I can tell and I'll get on there because I had to post something for Sunday conversation or from just like bored or whatever And then you go on there at the beginning you're like this is sick I like it and then you're on there for like 20 minutes and all of a sudden you feel bad Yeah, and then you can feel bad that can ruin a full day I've had it ruin like a full Three days for me where you just feel kind of you feel like you're living in that World you described where it's like you feel like oh this is the future and it doesn't feel good And I don't like it and this is where we're heading obviously But then you can also have the same exact opposite effect where if you're off your phone And you go do like some of the stuff we've been able to do like where you're just like hanging with hanging out and just Truly having like a cool human experience and you feel

1:33:38Totally back and you're like oh wow, I forgot that this is available to me all the time as well. Yeah So I think that's probably really far away and I think that we still If anything while it's available we should take advantage of it because it's still 100% Available to have real human connection not be a part of this scary future which could Happen it could not but it could but like right now it is 100% still Available to be like a real living human with real human Experiences. Hey God, bro, and you forget I mean I forget all the time because it is so easy Because that's right when you're on there. Yeah, you're right good. You're right and I do love being human It's best the best It feels so hard to access but then whenever you do do it or have one of those cool experiences You like that was I didn't even take any effort. Yeah, I just had to like kind of show up and be here And it kind of just happened to me naturally. Oh, yeah, it's almost like I'm a human It's almost like I am one. Yeah Yeah, I just see I guess I was just thinking like how will the future because I start to wonder how do we like what happens

1:34:43If like feeling starts to morph out, you know, we start to evolve past feeling because That's what that you know, that's where things go. I don't know. It's just interesting Think about like one day a smile will be like in a museum and like the aliens were coming but like this was something They their mouth curled if they The Mona Lisa if they felt something Their mouth curled you like what like that mouth Where are you from that mouth curled? You know, they're why is that alien from France You know and then you get on the airplane and the pod is just like We're 10,000 Girls over Albuquerque right now Um Yeah, I just heard that you were getting some pets so When you're on your new property and I was gonna get you a Special organic food for your pets. I was gonna get a center over there. No pets for me nowhere to put them

1:35:46What would you get bro the pet you're gonna get man because do say say times do get weird right yeah and Because a lot of the grocery stores will be empty quick, right? I mean Trump just got that last shipment of meat That they don't even know what it is is from Brazil. We rescued it off of a boat and we got it immediately Stores right because there's a beef shortage right so people have but that people have already eaten the bad meat the dirty meat or whatever Maybe had a little bit of calamari in it Maybe I'm fucking a little bit of uh Nick you scissor work who knows what it had in it but Ah, but what's that meat that you we you because the balls will be over the laws will be over protecting right certain meats Right or zoom meat says I call them right okay So you really can you can really eat the one you want right and the elite are eating this shit people are like you don't think the fucking elite Are eating tiger meat like we're out of our mind like why would you not right they're eating tiger they're eating human They're eating fucking um they're dipping baby weener top and uh

1:36:51um Probably is you know catch up or a nice ranch dude I heard they're not even like using as a full course like they're literally just using as like a little seasoning Oh, it's like they have they just think that it's just The thing is gonna last forever on unlimited supply Or they don't even care that they use it all and we don't even get ever Trickle down to us. Yeah, I will say this trickle down economics and Reagan fucked us with that He said they're being trickle down economics that some of that baby ween would roll off the table And we get a little bit of it, but that was a effing lie Ronald or his wife who's still alive I think Really yeah, but what do you eat bro? Because the zoo suddenly the zoo is a fucking last grocery store people don't want to look at it like that when the ass hits the af bro the uh The you know when the shit hits the fan or when the Nick Shirley hits the simoleons whatever you feminism you like to use right When the when the when the grocery store ends when the fuse box blows for the last time

1:37:53The zoo is the last Fucking grocery store. It's the whole foods for the elite. Mm-hmm. What do you have in there your dog Your personal home pet oh That'd be so savage, huh? Just as a joke little prank Oh, thanks. Oh, you know what I would have first. I've thought about this a lot. Obviously I'm going parrot wings, right? Mm-hmm because I've had owl get you a fucking 40 pack. What what are the pair Parrot wings all flats. That's what I'm doing. Yeah, I want parrot wings and I may be like a Like that spicy maybe spicy lime sauce, but they serve some of this stuff in in bad Rouge I think I was there with you we're at the Mike Anderson's of bad news There's a kangaroo in there and they're served a alive kangaroo. Yeah in the bar remember that a lot of life I have photos of that I can send the producer. Yeah There's a live kangaroo in my canter since it was a fundraiser was like hop on down for this whatever It's supposed to be Easter, but they couldn't get a bunny or whatever

1:38:54I said I had a fucking big ass kangaroo when they went and left I had bunny, bro I'm putting a fucking swamp wrap is bro Yeah, they had that bitch in there dude Um, bro, I I hate to this because I know we're probably close to done but I have to pee you don't mind no You remember when you had my chili? Oh God dude It's 4 a.m. Right I go to Caleb's He's living in a house that since burned down too didn't it Um know the owner passed away. Yes, sorry Um anyway, I go there and Caleb's like before bed won't you have a laugh? Won't you have a little bit of chili and I'm like okay sure dude this guy takes chili It was half chili and then half of the bowl was hot sauce, bro Dude it was fucking you didn't did you did I make you have the hot sauce with it? No, but you like you gave me some And that was a lot and you just Yours was almost like if you broke the glass I'm like one of those like break for emergency you cracked into there

1:39:58And it was just hot sauce in there. You just poured it into something I think like looking back on it. I was proud of my chili But I think looking back on it. I think I might have something wrong with my stomach Oh, dude, I'm sure you had an ulcer or something I think I had like maybe an acid imbalance in my stomach and then I just had a strong desire for hot sauce all the time on everything Like I needed that acid to be in my stomach. It was the most hot sauce dude And I'm a re-before praying before I'm sleeping then I was like God I hope that guy's okay because You know we're new friends or whatever and I just never seen anybody just fucking mainline hot sauce like that It was an absorbent to the amount dude. It was like seven ounces I do look back on it like that can't do that anymore. It's bad It would hurt my stomach now, but dude at the time I'm not kidding and I did get stomach surgery after this did you? Uh, no, I went to hospital for something else Pro no reporting is reliably more Not even us reporting ourselves

1:40:59Dude, I mean the worst decision. I got I was here in Nashville. Mm-hmm I'm living just right kind of a west of downtown right by the hospital. So in Nashville there's The sentient hospital and then there's Vanderbilt which is like very famous hospital obviously Vanderbilt and I had this thing that was going on where I couldn't swallow and like it was getting worse all day eventually I was like I got to go to the emergency room because I literally can't swallow And I called a uber and I was trying I was kind of freaking out like I'm stressed I was like this is getting scary a little bit and so I was deciding between Vanderbilt Which is probably I'm making this up as well, but probably The one of the top hospitals in the country or like the local Nashville hospital which was still good yeah, but they were also doing tick tocks out front of the low Out front of the local ones to raise money promoting it You just like you don't think you're gonna see a lot of promotion broth for them and so I it was like come on down to the hospital Oh, how you feeling not good we could help

1:42:01There was a seven-minute drive to Vanderbilt It was five minutes to say an ascension I was like I'm going to say an ascension and probably was there on an intubator for four days Yeah, remember that, huh? Because they call me like you think he should stay alive or not Are we pulling the pipeline or what they're like welcome that new game show pulling the pipeline Brought to you by United Health care. We don't give a fuck about people. We ensure shout out those saying In such a they did a good job. I'm alive and I'm thankful for them. It was just maybe questionable decision by me But it is crazy to go to a allegedly not better hospital just because Two minutes less driving, but I feel that I feel that a lot, man. It's like you don't want to travel far dude Um Dude the way that they used to do science was crazy man. You were talking about food eat stuff that you eat Can you there was a video I put on our on our clip sheet of this guy who was talking about somebody who had gotten shot in the stomach And it had left a hole in his stomach

1:43:02This guy In 1822 the guy was accidentally shot in the stomach and his doctor figured he died But he didn't and what happens next you're not gonna believe You're not gonna believe it when his wound healed it less something almost done Believe a permanent opening directly to his stomach and the man was a Lexus St Martin He was a 19 year old french Canadian voyager and his doctor Okay, we know a lot of my first Canadian voyager, but let's we don't know what that means okay So somebody that was out there, you know, just looking for some male on male body crime At the time, but back it up okay keep going and the man was a Lexus St Martin He was a 19 year old french Canadian voyager and his doctor was William Beaumont Beaumont realized he could watch digestion in a living person Oh, but he did more than now he did something it sounds made up He tied pieces of food to a string and lowered it down into his stomach and then he'd pull it out and see how much it

1:44:07Been digested and he didn't do this just one or two times He did it over 200 times and his work helped establish that digestion was largely a chemical process And it became foundation all the study of the stomach But there's another side of the story Thank Martin repeated it left Beaumont and today historians raise serious questions on how this experiment was conducted That was it I love this guy Get his name real quick sonovias. Oh Sean Reed He started he had videos about little house on the prairie when they just like he goes to like historical kind of like He was talking about the history of those books and The and their actuality of the authors in In America, but then he has like crazy facts like this and stuff. Is this a true story? Alexis Bidigan St. Martin was a Canadian voyager is known for his partner experiments on digestion and humans conducted on him by the American army physician William Beaumont

1:45:10Between 1822 and 1833 and I'm just gonna say before I even go through this This definitely could also be two guys at the time Who had fallen in love and had to make up a reason why they were around each other that's how crazy it was to be Uh, Canadian voyager Prince Canadian at the time. Okay. Our Canadian in general If you were down here being Canadian, you know, saying you had to have a good reason brother um Let me see saint martin was shot in a near fatal accident in 1822 his wound did not heal fully living in opening into his stomach Studies of saint martin stomach led to a greater understanding of digestive physiology He was accidentally shot by a musket fire from close range at the fur trading post On mac anac island the musket shot left a wound on his side that developed into a fistula connecting to his his stomach to the outside of his body Huh William Beaumont a US army surgeon stationed at a nearby army post treated the wound Although saint martin was a healthy young man. He was not expected to recover due to the severity of his wound

1:46:13Which included a perforated stomach for 17 days following the injury all food. He ate re emerged from the stomach opening So we ate this food and it came out then came out of the opening requiring nutritious injections per anum And we know what that is brother Okay Probably that's kind of like when you start at the finish line You know that's a crazy attitude Until a tent of lint a plug of rolled lint secured by adhesive straps could be used to retain gastric contents Um at this point food began to say stay in saint martin stomach and bowel function gradually returned Um when the wound healed the edge of the hole in the stomach attached itself to the edge of the hole in the skin creating a permanent gastric fistula Uh While accompanied by saint martin Beaumont conducted his first official experiment He suspended pieces of food attached to a string in a saint martin stomach and later removed them to observe the extent of digestion This was the first in a series of 238 experiments

1:47:15Um Between which assisted digestive processes under a variety of conditions including fasting exercise in different emotional states, huh Kind of interesting think about that. It's like I'm lower in a carrot in there, you know You're like that ain't a carrot You just open up these fucking little granola tight as some floss. He's like it's coming in Oh, you make that air plane sound like you do with the kids like Gonna land And then just lower a fucking little bit of broccoli in there Oh You gotta if you're a guy it's late you been drinking wow Man So that was just a freak nature they have an image of it here online A reconstruction of the torso of a Lexus saint martin That's wild that they could look in there and see his stomach working that's fucking crazy And meanwhile we all have to go to body worlds that experiment thing that came around on tour or whatever

1:48:19Which one never when they cut open like half of freaking people and they'd have them like the like an old That was shit was awesome Um even though they did later find out that a lot of the people were Chinese people that they had Sliced the bodies in half really that they'd use real human bodies. That's crazy, huh? Was it really yeah, they use like plasticization, but it had been like people that were taken like Find out what that is just so I know it um But anyway, what were we talking about? Uh I can never remember What was the expose a German magazine there's people revealed that Uh Chinese lab possessed corpses of Chinese citizens at least two of which had bullet holes in their skull suggesting execution The lab was notably located near three prison camps. No way. Yeah, so No, that was part of the rumor that um uh Serious ethical investigations have heavily historically uncovered a black market of unethically sourced Chinese bodies

1:49:20heavily entangling bodywork. That's what it was called Bodyworks creator and spinning off of a rival exhibition that openly acknowledged using bodies from Chinese prisoners Um, so yeah, but it was alleged that some of these were um Dr Dr. Guentur von Hagen's the German anatomist That's a good dark turn. Yeah, they did man Just like your large intestine Go ahead and get on the saying Anyway, just kind of interesting stuff right there And that's so unread. He's got a fun channel to watch. He's got a great voice great narrator He's kind of the uh Yeah, so um I was gonna say it's sort of like he's like the micro of um American Lore and folklore That's good. That's actually pretty good dude micro also the man. Oh the man Who do you have in your top three the man rankings right now current updated But they have to be alive Um

1:50:22I'm gonna go Mike Tyson Okay fair fair play Brigitte McCrone As a sub I'd go Mike Tyson Tyler shock And we got to have somebody who's somebody out there kind of wild. Oh um And Sean Sharoff who just had the greatest upset in UFC history last week um Uh, he be Gabel Stevenson which was a great rage and excuse me to see how Gabel comes back But that would be my top three right now. I like that list though. That's good. It's updated like that was you did you You updated it to Those those are the man right now. Those are good man. Mike Tyson is just kind of an eternal So maybe I took it easy on that. Yeah, there's a new special coming out. Oh no special document you about his life It's about to release like next week. Yeah, wow, which should be awesome

1:51:22What about you man? Give me your top three And then I know you brought a gift for me today too. I saw you trying to hide it. I I hate whenever I ask questions like that because I know they're coming back to you right then let it ride But I don't I'm trying to think next time I see you give it to me I think after hypo Mm-hmm if hyphal beats Texas, you're looking at the man of the week For the for the rest of the fall like cuz they don't got to win another game That's true, huh And Tennessee is a loaded but they got a great team. They're not even really being talked about This is gonna be big the quarterbacks really good, but super young. Yeah, he's like these only play like three games Yeah, he was like the number one recruit in the country last year. So I'm patty cuz it isn't he was baby bear I'm like that's not a good thing name for like it's a good cool nickname. Yeah, but get him to medium bear You know like at least the nickname the guys in college now They people don't talk about recruiting anymore because like all the transfers and stuff like to do is like the

1:52:22That used to be a huge deal when you had like the number one recruit in the country Like it's really it's people talking about transfers now, so it's not that talk. It's not talked about enough Well, everybody is rankings for everything you meet somebody like this guy, you know He's a two star Whatever you're like what is that's not even he's not even good at it. It's like what I give my in I oh my good Like some of the things that are going on and like existence is turning into this weird like Everybody's some type of an influencer. Labruby. No, it's all getting interesting, bro. I think it's getting kind of fascinating Um, I know you got me a gift and I am gonna get it. Mm-hmm, and But before you go I want to talk about lane kiffin real quick. How does this all go down? What happens there with lane? What in which which capacity? Just in all of it because it's interesting what they're doing down there, right? They're starting. It's a lot of like Energy right right there. I mean different people come down and walk out with the team, you know, it feels like this kind of like I don't know like Deon Sanders kind of tried that and it wasn't a good move

1:53:24I can't tell if you run the risk of things becoming more about ego and energy than they do about the team right I mean you see you he's saying that he's doing it for recruiting Or to like get better players on the team right but it becomes an issue when it does become about him I thought this past week. It's like it's a hard spot to be in because the storyline is not about his team playing in the game for the old misgame The storyline's just about him and it's like how do you like? I didn't know what was the better method for him to like take it and just like embrace it being about him So his team could kind of play free for him or do you want to make it like about the guys on the team because like obviously You're not the one out there. We talked about last night at dinner, but like coaches are very important But the static gave you what if I love is like in the history of the NFL there's been Uh, I think I think maybe three total Hall of Fame coaches that haven't had a Hall of Fame quarterback like you got to have the players especially quarterback

1:54:24it's If you don't have those guys on the it doesn't matter what lane kiffin does yeah, there's some extent Do you I don't know how you feel like he handled it How he handled what Well, I was I was trying to be kind of politically correct in my answer I think sometimes lane does like it to be about himself. Oh lane. Oh, there's nothing lane lights more than lane Yeah, right lane loves lane. I said that we're lane loves lane lane knows he loves lane lanes listening right now to me saying lane Loves lane and you know it lane. It's okay in life and it right. It's okay. Right. That's just like that's you know That's okay that lane operates in a unique way. What's really interesting about kiffin is that he's sort of kind of this He's kind of this ladies man in a way right in a way right and a way right hung with him huh? I mean, I know you have but like any like is he smooth? Yeah, dude. He's been so successful. Yeah, I'm not saying I do wonder if he's smooth with girls Yeah, I wonder about that I've had that thought before this podcast because he presents himself I think he likes to present himself as a ladies man. Yeah, like he likes a sort of like he'll repost a

1:55:29story about him being a ladies man. Yeah, but like is he if you really locked him in a was 21 verse ones with the balloons Hmm, how many people are popping? I think he get a decent amount, bro. I mean his aura is up, bro He did like you know, I'm saying like it's it's fascinating because it's a different place Right usually they get a coach gets called with a younger lady. It's like this guy's going ahead I feel like you're trying to make this about you and see it. How are you about me? About you and see no Not at all. We can keep it. No, not at all. We can talk about you and see though. I don't know if there's a bell I didn't know if you were dancing a bell check dance on me. No, not at all. Okay. I don't know anything about it. Okay. Yeah So anyway, bell check has a younger girl. Oh, yeah That oh, I don't know dude. Yeah, that's fine. Which we support. Yeah, that's following me. Yeah Because I just think we're in this fascinating place where you've never really kind of had a sort of like a This Coach like Kiffin with this sort of exposure Mm-hmm. I'm trying to think like doing like walkouts with you know

1:56:31But we have we had it with Dion, but it didn't work that didn't really work like the walkouts with you know Some of that's a little bit much right um and I was down there for it I'm not saying like you know, I love Louisiana You know, I think but I just wonder if there's an edge to that that's just like too much, you know It's definitely not sustainable. That's what I'm saying. It's definitely it's a hundred percent not sustainable You can't do that because for one reason even if you try to do it you can't keep that level of energy Like next season and beyond like they would have to keep winning the national championship back to back to back to back to back So it's probably something you can't do, but for right now it kind of works It's kind of awesome. It makes coach football great I would love to see him verse signetti In a national championship game two polar opposites two huge personalities Yeah Signetti's the he's a problem. They call him sygnasty to have heard. He's a problem really pro He's he's won everywhere. He's win. He cares himself like a absolute boss. We talked about this last night too Nick Sabin like what makes him the greatest of all time? Is it like his ex-sino's knowledge or is it just his aura like the way he just

1:57:39Commands a room. Yeah, and I think signetti has that which I don't know if Kiffin has a nerve hung around him, but like I feel like Signetti's like a monster looming in the corner who's young for coaches like he's gonna be around for a while Signati they call him I heard And he earned it that that's what I heard. I don't know if I just and I don't even know what I'm talking And the outside they call him some of the older people call him significant Like senior citizens So Before you go bro. What else anything you want to talk about anything on your anything on your brain before you go man Thanks so much dude. No, thanks for having me. No, I just been dude. We you continuing to do like you know Our little business like I got still gling balls. I got my producers get married. We're like We're still figuring out as we go from like only a year and a half really into being Independent so feel like I've like learned a lot, but also feel like I still am kind of

1:58:40Swimming is not the right word. I feel comfortable where I'm at but like It's it's like I got a figure stuff out to keep things going so yeah, it's a grind dude and congratulations to man I remember when you guys were first like becoming independent and now he you guys are still doing it man Congratulations bro. Thank you man. Yeah, we've been doing some cool projects this this I told you about stoke Which is like the shoe companies kind of like oh Kind of similar to what I do with Chika Cheetah, which has been like a really fun Um Kind of like it says like a little baby you have out in the world like you You get to it's not exactly what you do like I consider what I do is like some new conversation like making content But it's kind of like you can use a different part of your brain in kind of like a business way Um for like something you believe in it's like stokes and the new one I'm doing it's a shoe coming for wide feet Oh really wide feet they say that 75 and this is actually a real stat Unlike everything else I said today. I'm like most of the stuff we've said on this show This is a real stat because I've seen that the study is 75% of American men have wide feet

1:59:4375% of a minute America And so like a regular shoe is not a wide shoe Is it this is a regular narrow shoe like a regular shoe is a D a size D a wide shoe is a E 75% of a minute America should be in a E or bigger. So me and you in this room One and a half of us has a wide foot You know what I'm saying? Yeah, three of our feet are wide Three three out of the four of our feet are wide damn anyway stoke it so stoke is uh It's only wide shoes The knife remessing with the 25% of people who got a break Like they gave no no options available. Yeah Um, but anyways, it's like I I try heard about him warm Love them like the most comfortable shove ever worn my tire like that's what you have all in yeah, so this is it this is it That's are tough for um I Did bring you up? I mean, I don't know if you want to have this on the show by guy. Yeah

2:00:43Let me try them all okay. This is all right. These are new ones that are not released yet. Oh really? This is slip on This is what you should do honestly so that this doesn't come across two sales we wish I don't like yeah give it honest Feedback full permission okay to go 100% honest, okay Okay, this is a sl this is the slip on that big gap. They're wide right so One or two of your feet is guaranteed to be wide It's this one Huh Whew, I will say this bro I'd be honest. I'm gonna be very honest for one Comfortable for sure, right like they had it give me that lazy boy. It's almost like your foot. It's just like got off work And it's like bro we relaxing I'm putting a tube on them with chill. I'm gonna pet my lady or whatever you know what I'm saying. I'm living like that The second thing is they are wide on that and it's got side to side got motion twin

2:01:49You know you can fucking live in there dude I didn't even know my whole life. I had like wide feet. I don't even know if I do Well, once they caged your foot up. You don't know if it's wide or not exactly I just been wearing the same shoes my whole life, but bright. I swear to God. I put these on six months ago I haven't taken them off in six months you see me. I did suppose that in stage coach I was all you there And you had them on there? I took a I put cowboy boots on for a performance mistake for the jumping Oh So yeah very comfortable. We'll say that. Let me also. I got something else. Oh, I will say this though too. They big bro They big a bra the big because so if you're foot huge They're big. It's like your mom kind of picture from the movies with your friends in this It's like definitely have like a bigger care van. Yeah, it's a caravan of the of the shoe They definitely feel like kind of like a very tough slippers kind of anyway This pair and then listen, that's a slip on. I mean the regular traditional is a sneaker But yeah, this is a slip on shoot. This is a this is a slipper that is slip in the name of it facts

2:02:53So so a regular shoe did you give me a regular shoe? Oh, these are those these are the ones that I have on So this is like a normal one all right But it's I mean dude. It's like you know Oh, you're a little more chill like a lasty bad boy though They feel kind of futuristic. I'll say that and so like if you have a big foot It's not just like you don't just have like a like it's not like a skinny pizza that's that's just like long and in flat like if you have a big foot It's big this way too. Not just this way is girth you got girth on the foot. I don't But men do people do I'm a man. So you need it to be a little bit bigger look I like a more relaxed as you somebody shoes you get into is kind of like what's going on? You know, I'm saying like yes like what dude what but also stoked dude um yeah, thank you, bro. I can have these For you anything. Oh

2:03:57Yeah boy keep my hoof swarm on Tupperville you hear that Oh, sorry, I'm not off the clock I was joking Tupperville Thank you, dude. These are dope Fuck now I can't where we go eat some workers around matching shoes on And I brought you a matching chica cheat a jacket. Did you brother? We're gonna match it Yeah, we're gonna look at this dude. Let's go to work inside of the mask when we get there. Dude, we should do know we should dress up as uh Ferries No, not him. He'll haunt us That's facts Ha ha Anyway, um dude. Thank you so much, bro. These are nice. These are I'm I'm gonna wear them and I'll let you know I feel and also just nice to have some new shoes. Did I never go get myself anything? So thank you bro, you're welcome. Thank you for having me on on your show Keep keep fighting the good fight. Oh man. We'll definitely keep doing that dude. Uh

2:05:00Oh shout out. I thought about this too when we talk about stage coach shout out to the um The guy is a DJ named Moonlight Hmm, but he helps us out so thank you to him and uh The honky talk's were right the talking honkeys will ride again. Talking honkeys dude, bro. It'd be so fun, dude Show ride again. Yeah This honking ain't gonna talk myself Fuck we're in it And this my job Must be Oh