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3:05All right. So we'll start there. We'll only take a few minutes and then we'll move on to someplace new. Let's start out with Caitlin with one star. And smoothie king last time, if you didn't hear last week, there was incidents of people walking in, them loading everything into the blender and then just taking the blender in the back for four or five minutes and then coming back with a smirk on their face and like, Here you go. Don't drink that. Come back, beating off the splater and then putting it on the machine to blend it. Yeah. What do you two do at this? People were literally like, that's okay. Once they were made to smoothie, they're like, I'm good. So this was a weird smoothie king. And also, if you came in anytime within two hours of closing, they'd say we're cleaning up and they'd give you a huge attitude. So one star, when the last in the man, when last in the man before me, I don't know what that means. When last in the man before me, in line got a smoothie that wasn't fully filled, the worker who made the smoothie had left over.

4:14So he drank straight from the blender from the blender. That's a new one. Oh, shit. I've seen him at, uh, wow, uh, John Bajouz tapped the, the remainder into a small cup and then give you the small cup too. Give you this small guy. Every diner you go to, you get a milkshake, you get a milkshake and then that metal cup that they mix it right is a third full too and they give you that extra milkshake. This guy was like sweet, freebie for me. We had the bowling alley guy last week who, when the drink was too high, he took a sip off at himself and gave it to the customers. This motherfucker though went right to the blender. This is the blender that they're going to use for everybody's drinks. This is wild. This is for it right in his face. Wow. This is a clear health code violation. Well, no shit, I would say. I tried contacting both a smoothie king corporate and the owner himself,

5:14since he has his phone number published, neither reached out. It's a shame that any employee would do this, but even more so that management and corporate aren't properly addressing the issue. Wow. If I did that when I was 16, I would have 100% got fired. How the fuck do these people just get away with it? Just that no one would turn to call, no one cares, drink for the blender. If we ignore it long enough, it goes away. Yeah, it'll just stop. Daeshawone star had a long piece of hair in my smoothie. How do you do that? So disgusting. People who deal with food slash drinks need to wear hair nets. Be careful is what they need to do here. Just tie it up in a pony. If you've got that long ahead. Yeah, regardless of... Yeah, that's pony. Don't have a dangle in any face or anything. Yeah, you don't like fucking... You don't want to walk around looking like Tommy Wissow or some shit you got. So, Kristen finally won star had to have this one in here.

6:16Reaks of marijuana. Okay, where's the light again? Columbus, Ohio. I'd be like, oh, smoothies and weed. This is great. The girl came out of the bag. Yeah, and blow and smoke. With a cloud behind her. Employees vaping behind the counter. Okay, they've given up completely. They're just talking to you vaping, hitting off the blender. Like, they don't give a fuck anymore. This place has fallen apart. Telling you we're cleaning two hours before class. Yeah, they don't care at all. Loud and inconsiderate. Please don't give this place your money. Man, if I was 16 hour, I'd love to work at that smoothie king. It sounds like it's very worker friendly. Yeah, it sounds like every gas station my friends worked at. Where we'd all like, you know, smoke weed in the bathroom and shit. To the top every want. Yeah, steal everything. Rob the place blind. I had guys... Did they rob the place blind? I mean, guys I know would have stolen credit cards and they'd have 20 cars lined up outside. That they were fucking, you know, I'll give you 30 bucks worth of gas for 20 bucks and shit like that.

7:20And there was so many scams. So they're running the same smoothie scams. Here we go. Let's get out of there. Let's see some history. Yeah. Let's get out of Ohio and smoothies and all this new shit and get into some old shit. The Museum of prehistoric Thera, I guess, THERA. Yeah, like flu. I guess we're gonna get into this. It's an archaeological museum. It's in Greece. Oh, doesn't say where. It might be Tera there, right? I may be Tera. Yeah. It says it's Fira 847-00 Greece. That's a hell of an address. It's a wild address. Just the whole country of Greece and a couple of numbers. It says small archaeology museum featuring ancient artifacts from excavations on Santorini. Okay, that's so it's very specific. Just from Santorini. Just from Santorini, I suppose, is what it looks like. Looks like the official site says it's $11.43 to get in the US dollars.

8:22That's a pretty good deal. That's not bad at all to go at any kind of museum or see anything really. It has 4.5 stars at a 3,000 reviews. That's amazing. Pretty nice. And they're showing the picture of, on the Google main thing is like, these obviously very old vases and like bowls that are very intricately decorated by a prehistoric, whatever the fuck, you know, people are from back then. Okay, so it's not dinosaurs. No, no, no. Ancient civilization. Yeah, relics. Exactly. Yeah, they found a relics of an ancient civilization. That's a good way to put it. Perfect. So Mark 5 stars got here before or after Acro-Tiri. Ideally both or go here before or after that. Ideally both. So go there before then go there after. Yeah. To figure out, okay. The famous frescoes and the archaeological finds from the Bronze Age settlement are housed here and seeing objects that are 3,500 years old in such remarkable condition is genuinely hard to process.

9:28Yeah, that's amazing. Anything that's 20 years old in your house looks like shit now. They don't make it like this. They had a serving ball from fucking literally 15,500 years BC for Christ's sake. That's crazy. There are excavation sites in Arizona when they like build things. Yeah. They'll happen upon an ancient Indian village and seeing that pottery is mind-blowing. It's wild. How they consider that should affect them. Incredible. How intricate it is, but also how it staves off. Yeah. Erosion miraculously. Yeah. And that's, I mean, we talked about before the pyramids, obviously, of how the fuck they do that, how do they do this? That's to other things. But they discovered gold. And knew that it was worth something and did smelting and metal work with it that it was so... It decided it was worth something. That's what they decided it was worth something. Because it was shiny as fuck.

10:28And it's more rare than other things so than out than it was. Yeah. So they said that something so fragile survives so long and looks the way it does is the real experience. Tickets are affordable and the museum is small enough to do without exhausting yourself. A quiet but worthwhile cultural stop on an island that doesn't always slow down long enough for it. So this sounds like a nice place to go for $11 and see some super-old stuff. Yeah. No. So nice little stroll and see some history. What is there to bitch about here? It's hard. I'm seeing like close-ups of some stuff and like the drawings on the side are so detailed. Like the people's faces and the way they're close or you can see exactly what they're wearing and how they're doing it. Some of the drawings on there. It's really cool. On their pottery there. Here's Sheila four stars. Really interesting exhibits and worth of visit. Especially after going to see the excavation at Akritere. It's incredible how the frescoes and the items from houses buried under tons of volcanic ash have survived nearly 3,000 years.

11:34Luckily they found out that it's volcanic shit is a preserver. Preservative, yeah. Preserves everything. A couple of the staff there were really uninterested and couldn't even be bothered to come off their mobile to answer a question I had. In Europe they call cell phones, mobile. All of them. Hence the removal of a star as it was rooted and helpful. Wow. However it is really an interesting place to visit and would recommend it if you're in fear of. So okay. Just uninterested staff. Who knows. They've seen this shit a million times. What do they get? The luster wears off. Yeah. There's a picture of like a drawing of a nude guy, like a tapestry of a nude guy holding up two bundles of food. Two bundles of fish like strings with a bunch of fish hanging down like a big guy. Yeah. Yeah. What does it call it? A stringer? Big stringer of fish. And then there's a picture of what looks like a bronze goat. Oh. They make it because it's the bronze age. So they make a bronze shit that looks like a goat made out of bronze like a decorative thing here.

12:35Here's Marie two stars. Uh oh. Yeah. It's getting worse. A place to see but rather disappointing considering the absence of air conditioning. Wonder where you're from. Oh, American. Yeah. And the few pieces to see. It is however very moving to see with our own eyes such old traces of human presence in this beautiful place on earth. The volcanoes. The less popular spelling of eruption. I R R I R R E eruption like irrigation. Like irrigation. Irrigated with lava instead. Yeah. I R R option. Yeah. Wow. I R option movie in the basement is very interesting is a very interesting moment to realize even more the power of nature. You will also see the famous painting used on every Santorini shopping bag.

13:35Okay. So there you go. The there's a picture of the movie thing and it's showing like this lava and like you know recreation and computer recreation. It's fucking wild. There's a lot of lava. I can't imagine. Yeah. The eruptions are really really violent. Everyone has a picture of naked fish guy. Everybody. He's the showpiece. Dude, where's that guy with the fish and is dick? That's who I want to see. You can't see his dick. He's like sideways and has his dick tucked or something. He's pulling a fucking buffalo bill over here. So I'm sure I don't know what's he doing. But it's definitely a little bit lower. He's working with show us. Yeah. Maybe that's the bread source dick went. He's got a lot of fish though. So it's working. But yeah, they're all they all take pictures of him. Lee two stars. Toilets are out of order. Yeah. Yeah. No air conditioning. Okay. Getting worse. Okay. Little of interest for six euro. Well, can you get for six euro anymore? Anything.

14:35Look, can you get anything? Yeah. Yeah. You probably can't get a happy meal for six euro. So what do you care? Probably not. No. Just walk around. A rude staff member who aggressively said can take photos, but no poses. You can take pictures of stuff, but you can't pose in front of them. Sorry. That will model out. It's got to be real casual like a hidden camera. That's it. You stand next to it. People you're going to go around telling people it's yours. And then then what? People are going to figure the artist. I don't think so. Yeah. You draw dickless fish men? No. Absolutely not. A rude staff member who said that that's a three exclamation points, by the way, for no poses. And they really mean it. Yeah. Not surprisingly, it was virtually empty, better off reading Wikipedia. No, you're not. No, you're not. Again, dickless fish guy and bronze goat again. More pictures. They love it. Yeah.

15:35Juan Yang gives one star. A great exhibition with fun artifacts, but the staff were really weird. I'm intrigued. I don't know why. I don't know. They stopped there? Oh, no, there's more. But the weird makes me go, ooh, tell me more. A security guard followed us around when we went in the museum and stared at us and demanded me to show my passport multiple times, assuming he didn't believe I was a European citizen because of my skin color, which is very, which is white because your name is Juan Yang Wang or Wang. So your Asian, more like your eye shape is more probably what he was going on than your skin color, probably I would imagine. But either way, not good is what I'm saying. I'm not defending the practice. I'm just saying, I don't know if color was the factor as much as it was that you probably, I can see your picture, you clearly look very Asian. I think that's probably either way though, we malone.

16:38And here's another picture that this guy posted. I don't know if this is a security guard. It has to be. It's a picture of the bronze goat, of course. And then behind the bronze goat leaning, there's just some dude leaning against the wall. I don't know if he's staring at them. Look at artifacts or what here, but it's weird. He's either relaxing and I close or is he? He looks chilled. He's lean back against the wall, hands in pockets, one foot crossed over the other. I mean like you're like you're trying to look cool standing up next to the school in 11th grade. Well, a chick walks by like that's really like the cigarette bulge in your pocket. Yeah, he just needs a cowboy hat tilted downward slightly in a straw coming out of his mouth and he's a silhouette. Yeah, that everybody has in their backyard in Arizona. Yep, that's goddammit. That's the worst. That's exactly. God's a terrible silhouette. It's the most hacky dumb bullshit. And soon as somebody saw it and said, oh, that's cool. Oh, that's in your yard. I can't have that obvious.

17:38No, it's already in one house in the neighborhood. It's ruined. It's like it's like the Texas star that people put up out there. Well, my mother, first of all, Arizona, everybody was going with the giant cow skull thing. That was. Oh, yeah. They had a big one. They had one. They had a mirror with like one like frosted into it like a cow skull thing that they bought. Oh, shit. They had a big mirror with like a frosted cow skull. They were like, why do we have this? What is happening right now? Who are we anymore? What's going on? I didn't understand that it was a job. I've got bullhorn. Why? James on a wall in my house. And then I've got a cow skull. But what they moved from New York and the first thing they were, they did was like, we have to get 12 items with a cow skull on it and couches that are made of, that are fucking teal for some reason. We need all that. I need any South Westie. I need turquoise couches. Turquoise couches. That's what they immediately got.

18:39We were there like three months and they were going, what are we keep doing? It's happening right now. So weird. So next up, L one star, waste of time. Oh. I hate artifacts. No. Staff just sits on chairs and talk loudly on the phone, which is a huge distraction when you're trying to read what little is in there. Oh. And where are they on the phone? Are they on the phone to customers? Like, yeah, we're open until four. Is that what they're on the phone or are they like, she said, what? No, fuck that bitch. Like, there's different phone calls. Yeah. And I said, not in my house. I said, hell no, motherfucker. I agree. I agree. That's obviously that's his work in there in Greece. The same people from the smoothie king are working at the museum in Greece. So one guy, take the bronze goat and scratch his ass with it with one of the horns. It was wild. Another guy took the fish dick guy went around the corner.

19:40He went around the corner. Fish dick guy came back with some weird stains on him. I don't get it. Okay. They also follow you around like you're a criminal. Okay. That's a common thing. Yeah. Don't waste your money or time on this quote museum. If that's what they're calling it. If that's what it is. Wow. Is it a real building full of old shit? Guess what that is? That's what the museum sounds like a fucking museum to me. We're a storage unit, one of the two. So go no guide, one star. The worst visiting. Oh, all the worst visiting. This is what I wanted. Spurious English. I was talking. This is where it gets fun. The worst visiting. We visited the museum in winter. No guests there. And the staff follow us very close. Every meter's we walk. We felt uncomfortable. Every meter's we walk. Every meter. So they went when they were when no one else was there and the winters. They were like all alone. And the staff was on top of them.

20:41She told that there is only one floor to visit. We spent just 10 men there in a small room for three euro. That not reasonable price. No, it's not. I feel like three anything. It was really a reasonable price for just about anything nowadays. It's nothing is worth three euro, three dollars. Just about anything is worth three dollars. Yeah. By waste three dollars, I'm not mad about it. I'm not furious. I'm not furious. I'm like, that's annoying. Three dollars is not going to break 99% of the population. Three dollars. Unless you're paying three dollars for a thousand people. That is different. That is that $3,000. Yeah, I'd be upset at that. So yeah, he has this person has pictures of guess what? The bronze. Yeah. Which seems to be the star of the show here. That's the winner. Oh, there's fish dick guy in the background. The museum is either. Kimbo on the star. It's 2024 and this museum is not handicap accessible.

21:42Why? Well, because the ADA, the first A is American. Yes. I mean, I think the Europeans have something like that, but it's probably some loopholes if you're like on an island somewhere that's hilly and it's an old museum. Who knows? Or if it's a place that was built and established long before the law. Yeah. It's impossible to retrofit it. They're there different. There's, yeah. Well, this one says there's a flight of stairs that you have to climb just to buy tickets and enter the museum. Well, then you shouldn't have gotten in there in the first place. Yeah. So I don't want to hear your review of anything since you didn't get in there. Or if you did get in there, quit your bitch in there, Rolly Polly. Let's go. If you made it up to stairs, congratulations. You've done it. Good shit. And if you manage to get up those stairs, you'll have to climb down 22 more stairs to give you the half of the museum that's on the lower level. Well, I mean, that's down. So gravity will take its course there. You'll be fine. Yeah.

22:43I mean, just take your balance. It just balance a little bit. He'll be all right. Sounds like you're not very handicapped. Yeah. You're getting around pretty damn good here. Regardless of how much you actually access, you'll be paying full price. Yeah, that's not a pro-rated day. I looked at four exhibits, so they're going to charge you for that. If you have already visited the National Archaeological Museum in Athens or the smaller, but incredible, nonetheless, one in Heraklian, Heraklian, Glian, you will miss absolutely nothing by skipping this one. The other two are wheelchair accessible, by the way. Got you there. The information text. The information is in a deep, informational text is in a deep brown on terracotta colored walls. You have visual difficulties. It's likely you'll have problems with the font size and color contrast. That sounds like a headache all day. Yeah, it sounds like it would do that thing where it looks like it's pulsating. Brown on brown, fuck.

23:44Like somebody's bad shirt that would be like hurt your eyes back in the fucking 90s. Wow. Christine, one star. An example of pure human stupidity. Exclamation point. How so? I don't know if the people, the museum, I think, hopefully they'll tell us. We bought a combined ticket due to the three sites, Thera Ancient City, Akriteri and this museum. This museum was the last one. We didn't realize that Akriteri employee, that the Akriteri employee took the museum ticket by mistake, leaving the other one. The museum employee refused to let us in and asked us to buy another ticket. Leah, because they have no way of knowing that you bought that ticket. That's the problem. You showed up. Yeah. You showed up with a ticket to another museum. And was like, well, they took our other ones to just let us in. That's not how that works. I want to hand them your ticket. Yeah. Well, it surely was his colleague's mistakes. A mistake. We just didn't go. Thank you so much for your intelligence and kindness.

24:44This is a one star review for a place they never went because another place took the ticket by mistake. So this place gets one star. And if you're still holding the ticket for the other place, I would go back to that guy and say, look, I still have the ticket. So you took my other one. So I'm going to do that back. Remember us, we came in. I still have the tickets though. Think about how that went. You supposedly took. You should probably look in your little bucket there and grab mine. How about you have my other one? I bet you do. Billy one star. Extremely rude staff. We were met with shouting and aggression for calmly asking if we could be refunded for being overcharged. Well, you're in Greece. Everything is Greece, Italy, Albania. That whole kind of area, the whole Mediterranean there is really the Adriatic there. You're going to end up with whatever you say pretty much will be met with shouting in some form of aggression. It's just the way it is. That might be a positive, too. They might be aggressively happy with you.

25:45That's just what you're going to get. We were not refunded and left feeling completely disrespected. The muse, this is an American person. Plus, it's B-I-L-L-I-E. That's not a lot of Europeans. That's very well. That a lot of Europeans name Billy like that. The museum was okay, but really small and limited and not worth dealing with the horrific conduct of the staff member. This is overly offended, disrespected, all that shit. That's American entitlement if I've ever heard it. That's right. You can say anything you want about this country. Other countries have this and other countries have that. Sure, China has trains that go 600 miles an hour to get you across the country in two seconds. That's fine, but nobody. Nobody. Errogance. Like I'm not a... Nobody has the entitlement and the arrogance of an American. Nobody anywhere on earth. Step up your arrogance, gang. Yeah, let's go. France, I thought you guys were supposed to be pricks.

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31:57Now back to the show. Holy shit. Georgia, Georgia with an eye. One star. The artifacts are the only nice thing of the museum. Oh, well that's that's like going to a restaurant going the foods the only good thing in this restaurant. Yeah, that's what I gave you. The centerpiece of this motherfucker. I hated the napkin holder like who cares? Was the food good? I was a steak daddy. Oh, fuck, man. The woman selling the tickets was incredibly disrespectful and rude. She knows that if you're under 25 you pay half price and if you're your European you don't pay. I gave, yeah it's free for people in the European Union. Yeah. I gave her, it's like getting the Disneyland discount if you live in California. Yeah. I gave her my ID so that she could see my age because that's what she asked. That's what she asked the next minute she aggressively demands my passport.

32:59People like this ruin you overall experience and don't want to make you come back. Don't want to make you not want to come back. Okay, yeah. As far as that's, I had to translate that in my brain. As far as I know being kind and polite doesn't take much. No. Takes more muscles to frown than smile there. That's what that person just said. Don't know why. Cause you're nothing to be kind. Yeah. Ned, here we go. Ten-year-old entry for the most boring and tiny museum one could imagine. It's literally just half broken ceramics. Oh my God. You fucking... Oh my God. Broken because they're thousands of years old and we're buried under fucking lava ash. That's why they're broken probably. People probably take them over while running from lava. My mom inherited a bunch of crystal from her grandmother. My great-grandmother. Yeah. It's fucking smashed because I was an eight-year-old in the house.

33:59That just happens. It's... My mom has it still because it was hers. Yeah. But it was hit with a Nerfball in 1989. And it's all broken. Period. That's what happens, man. That's life, right? That's half... Wow. Don't waste your time and money here. There are things that they'd pulled from the earth that were 35 years. You're unbelievable. It's sustained life for a village. You fucking hell. Oh, that's amazing. Peter won star whilst the museum is beautiful, this is not an American. Whilst the museum is beautiful and the selection is great, the selection, I guess of stuff. I don't know. The staff are rude and dismissive. Seems like you shouldn't be interacting that much with the staff. We were charged double the amount of admission that we were supposed to be. We are under 25, very obviously, to the eye. And once we realized we went back to speak to the ticket lady, we were immediately met with aggression for even asking if there was anything she could do.

35:02She doesn't like to go back and redo work, I feel like this person. We were shouted at and told it was our fault for not asking for the specific type, which I have to kind of agree there. It is kind of your fault for doing that. Just to say it's obvious we're under 25. Sorry, say it, motherfucker. When you go to the movies with a kid, you don't just say two and hope they realize it's a kid. You say one adult one child, that's what you say. They aren't looking to see what they have to charge. They're just going to. You tell us what you want, assholes, that she had a sign and that that should be our responsibility. Your money, yeah. We did not intend to argue at all, but we were responded to in a manner that should not be acceptable in civil conversation. Again, this is just being civil conversation. It's fine. She even tried to claim we asked for that specific ticket when we had not and the burden of giving out correct tickets is ours. When that is the very job she has, yeah, but asking for the correct ticket is your job.

36:04That's the first one. Yeah. She then gave you the wrong ticket. Then her fault. Then her fault. Bailey won the star. The museum is interesting, but the staff are rude and seem like they hate their lives, which is wild being in Santorini where everyone are the nicest and most caring people ever. Just the people. Everyone except the museum staff. Very angry. Maybe they're not allowed out like outside. They keep them in a room in the basement with the two rooms. There's two rooms. There's two rooms. We can't let you out of here. Make us look back. Bad C one star. The museum is pretty, but very small. Big drawback. We had one hour of waiting in the sun, being about 30 people in line and the blonde lady at the reception lets people pass who are at the end of the line in front of everyone, which is all caps shameful. Shameful. Shame upon you. So not normal.

37:05Then three exclamation points. Discrimination. Oh boy. Telling people in the line from behind this person and taking them in. Okay. Several people told her that the people had doubled, but the lady did not want to know. Person not at all friendly. Rather go see the museum. Some folklore museum. Archaeological. Oh, saying this place. There's a folklore museum that's better than the archaeological museum of Thera. Okay. Thera whatever it is. Whoa. This person's Greek is fuck. Demyanos. Yeah. Yeah. And his last. His last name has a tachyce at the end of it. It's very Greek. Oh yeah. One star. The guard was very rude and made a remark to us that my son was posing in the photos with the exhibits. No, I don't do that. He only wanted the exhibits and was very rude. And there's a picture. He's got of like some big bowl thing and like looks like the side of his son is like

38:07in there, like in the background. He's not like next to it, like what up like putting a pea sign up and shit. Like, son of that shit, the kid's like in the background of a picture of a fucking bowl. What the fuck? And they're like no posing. What do you have against posing with shit or near shit? Yeah, who gives a shit? What does the deal with that? Don't touch it. Fine, but. Yeah, don't stand next to it. Put your mouth on the fish dick, guys. No. If I go to the museum in natural history, I can act like I'm hanging out with the dinosaur, talking to him and you can take a picture. That's fine. I can put my foot on a rock and Captain Morgan pose with it. Totally fine. No minds. Edson, one star. It's interesting because the history of the place, however, the museum staff are extremely grumpy and there isn't even a bathroom in the museum, which for the price of six euros should be there and not be closed. Okay. No bathroom. There's apparently no bathroom here at all, which it's a it's a slow jump through this

39:09place anyway. Yeah. Get in. Get the fuck out. Go take your shit elsewhere. I'd love to know also. Yeah, take your shit somewhere. There is a door label WC, which is the bathroom. That's where I want to close it. But apparently it's not open. It's a closed door and apparently not allowed in. That's that. That's funny. The WC means that over there and we had a rapper named WC. Yeah. Yeah, don't shit. Over there, they're like, why is he call himself water closet? That's weird. Have you seen toilet bowl, that new rapper? There's very funny. He tried to tore Europe. Nobody showed up. He's like, no one's going to see a water closet. I'm not going to see that. They're touring a water closet for what? We all have one of those. And he was like, one of the toughest gangsters of rap. That's very funny. I know. Oh, one of the closet. Oh, man. Next up, I don't know these letters, man. These are from an alphabet I am unsure about here.

40:13There's two different looking ease. One is like an M-turn sideways. And then the others like looped. The other was like, rounded more. I don't know how that works, but they look the same. I don't know. I don't know. Yeah, it looks like some sort of weird calligraphy. But one star anyway. Unacceptable and arbitrary policy of prohibiting taking photos. Yeah, no posing. Rue, aggressive staff, lack of accessibility for disabled people, locked external door with ramp. So apparently there is a ramp. It's just it leads to a locked door that is useless. That's right. They built a ramp to comply. And then they were like, no one's coming in this fucking way, though. We're sure of it. Yeah, I would love to just sit there and watch people go up and all day and hit the wall. I have nothing. I'm going to have to turn around. I have to pass down the ramp. Just for the ramp. The wheelchair people, famous for taking pictures right next to the exhibits since they're down there

41:13at their level. So they don't want a no posing. It's a big deal. Oh, man. Limited signage technological applications are not utilized. No cafe slash shop. So no like gift shopper place to get a cup of coffee. No information about the existence of a single ticket with other arch dots with other arch sites on the island. Archaeological sites. That's what he's going for. OK. Here's another one with letters. I don't know what the hell they are. There's one line. And the next to that looks like a lowercase end. That's not a lowercase end. And the line from the first line goes below the where at the bottom of the end. Oh. So I don't know. What does that mean? Supercapable. Big time capital. Yeah. In the ground. One star. Don't waste your time and money on this place. Very few items and information. It took us 10 minutes to go through all the displays. There are many more interesting places in Santorini than this.

42:14I mean, I'm sure there is. Also, the restrooms were closed as if, quote, out of use. When I asked the employee, so where are you going? They didn't answer me. You must be pissed. Yeah, you have to piss somewhere if you work here for an hour. That is a, circle case, the gas stations in Arizona used to not have a public restroom. Almost all of you now. But there was many of them did not have them. So I absolutely. And if you walk in and ask and they go, oh, we don't have a restroom. I go, where do you piss? I'm going there. I have a bathroom. Right now. You can't use that bathroom. Right. What is that? I'm not going to. I'm not going to. I'm not going to. I'm not going to. I'm not going to. I'm not going to. Yeah. I'm not going to be a real sandy, and you don't. Yeah. My business half champagne. That's how it comes out. It's half per style. I'm going to gas. Minus per sec. Yes. It absolutely is. Oh, man.

43:14So the out of use. So, where are you going? They didn't answer me. It means there are restrooms. They just didn't want to let tourists. And even though we paid money to visit the place, In short, go elsewhere. They don't invest in interactive displays as the times dictate. It's an old piece of, yeah. I need touch screen things. You just, yeah. What? Learn about a pot from 3500 years ago. It's the opposite of that here. That's the point. This chip of pottery is bullshit. Yeah, I don't have a touch screen iPad. Yeah. I want to dick around an iPad about fucking, you know, dickless fish boy over here. What about him? All right. So we've gotten away from there. And I'll tell you what, seeing all those pictures of that guy with all those fish. I'm craving some fish, Jimmy. Let's get some. Let's do it. We're going to the best fish market.

44:15Where's the name of it? Best fish market. 3346 Fulton Street in Brooklyn, New York. Okay. Yeah, I can see you having some good fish down there. Or some bad fish, depending on the name of it. Fits called best. How many stars have it got? Oh, that's the thing here. 2.4. What? How is it still open? Okay. And on Google, it is listed as best fish market. Yeah. By the way, the only thing capitalized is best there. So I don't think they understand how. The whole, the whole world. It's just best fish market. You know, three words, fish and market aren't capitalized. Usually on Google all the words of your title, of your business are capitalized. That's what I'm getting at. And then there's a picture of the outside of the place, which doesn't say best fish market. It says, Zang fish market, Z-H-A-N-G. Okay. So your guess is as good as mine here. Zang mean best? Maybe it means best.

45:16Don't know. Maybe it's somebody's last name. Beats a shit out of me. Either way, 2.4 stars for a place that sells exclusively seafood, probably not great. Not good. Under three stars for seafood is crazy to still have operating hours posted on Google. Under 4.5 stars for seafood is crazy. It should say permanently close. Yes. You need like a 4.7 to go eat seafood. You know what I'm saying? That's a, that could be dangerous. I love seafood. What the fuck is that? 2.3, 2.4 stars. 2.2, who the fuck are you people? The same people who say, I won't go to a Chinese place if it's got over three stars. Those people. What? There are. That's a fuck. Every time we review Chinese restaurants, they're like, no way, the diver are the place to better the food. Yes, but the diver are the place, there's a bunch of diver Chinese players. I live in New York.

46:17I live in the Diving Chinese places. The ones that look like shit, but have great food. And they're not, they're still 4.5. That great were a stars. Yeah. And they don't, you know what I'm saying? They don't have less stars. They still have a good amount of stars because the food's good. So they don't, there's one that it looks like, it looks like, I don't even know how to explain it, dude. You walk into this place and there's like pieces of like crates and boxes and shit. And there's like, hey, on the floor, I swear to God, I go to pass you by. It's crazy, the food's incredible. It's got like 4.7 on DoorDash. So that, oh, that's just white people that don't know any better shit. No, that means they're poison people. Because the food is good and tainted too. That this, we're about to hear of so many people whose guts were turned into fire and water. Yeah. Firewater. No shit, firewater from my ass. Yeah. There's not a ton of reviews so this won't take too long,

47:18but it'll be fun. Five stars from Luz, Luz. I think that's Luz, yeah. Luz, I have come here 40 plus years. 40 years. Fish is good, rarely older bad. But that, that's not every time. No. Fish should always be not bad or old, ever, always. Pricing very good. I know people from Staten Island who get fish here. Oh, well, if people on Staten Island get fish here. I mean, they are generally the slum of New York, aren't they? No, no, not at all. They're just, it's just the farthest thing away. Yeah. Staten Island, you have to take the ferry and all that shit. Isn't there a bunch of trash people from Staten Island? Yeah, all the cops in New York live there. Oh, okay. Yeah, that's all pretty much all the cops in this Staten Island. That's what. Staten Island is all the cops and Rayquan, that's who's from there. That's it. So, cause all the other routine, they're mostly from Brooklyn.

48:19Most of them are from Staten Island. I think, nothing man's from Staten Island, any? Part partially, he hung out. There's a lot of things going on here. But all the fucking... These strings of us, Staten Island all the time. But like, Rizza, Giza and Old Dirty, who are all related, they're all from Brooklyn, fucking Ghost Faces from Brooklyn. Yeah. He's from Staten Island. There you go. What was his dad? There you go. Exactly. He said, only once had a problem, which they finished, which they immediately rectified. Oh. He went back, they fixed it. One fish was bad and I brought it back. In 40 years. Breone, clearly misunderstood the assignment, which would explain her problem in the reviews, by the way. You'll understand in a minute. Five stars. I mean dot, dot, dot. This is my school LMAO. But other than that, the teachers are really nice and understanding. Oh, baby, missed it. What happened? Miss, misunderstood the assignment,

49:20which is probably why they're trying to review their school. Here's Carter. Five stars, very simple, very polite. Yeah. Very polite. And now we go to not so bad. Sharday, Fah, one star. This store allows scam artists to steal your EBT card and punch numbers in in their store. Angry face, angry face. Do not shop here unless you want your cards compromised. I live in Illinois. And then she shows a screenshot of her $300 fish market purchase being run while she's in Illinois. She's in Chicago. Yeah. She went there once, bought some fish in there, like, hey, go back to her. I live in rock for. I've never been. Yeah. This place. Speaking of rock, here is rock rock. And today, one star, do not buy fish from there. I fried some fish and smelled like ammonia. Why'd you fry it?

50:22Well, I mean, I guess you can make like fish and chips at home. But why would it have chemical smell? Amonia is bad or it was bad and they tried to clean it. So it didn't smell less bad or it's bad fish. Either way, if any fish smells like anything, don't cook it, just throw it out. Any animal that you're cooking, if it smells like something else, it's turned. It shouldn't smell like nothing. It should smell like anything. That's the thing. Yeah. A really good fish place. You shouldn't know they have fish there when you walk in. Yeah. Other than smelling like maybe salt water, that should be your tip off, but not it shouldn't smell like fish at all. Smell when things smell like fish, it's because it's bad. That's already bad. Yep, that's just the bacteria breaking, yeah, that's all that. Breaking down, babe. Yep. Fire, fire, one star. If you wanna get ripped off, that's the best place to go. They sell rotten snow crabs.

51:22Ew. Oh, no. You know what, rotten shellfish, either. That is gonna hurt you. I hope you shut your ass down. Yeah, I haven't even crab legs since, in like the form of like breaking and everything, since I bought them from a truck. I remember that. Why are you buying shellfish from a truck? What is wrong with you? Cause it was a great deal. In the desert too. You don't know if you don't live in Phoenix, you don't understand this. Like right outside the city, on just a desert crossroads, there'll just be a guy parked in the dirt on the side of the road with a van that says shrimp lobster and prices next to it. 115 fucking degrees out. A dude stands next to a van with like four coolers around him going, huh? A dirty fan. A dirty old Ford Aero star. They don't even make it anymore. Nope. And he puts your shit in like a plastic bag and zip ties it up and goes, there you go. You're like, I guess it's a lobster.

52:25Yes. That tells you to have a great day. Here's some lobster tails. I enjoy fine to see food out here. And they're like the best shrimp. They say shit like that. Yeah. It should just say cheap shrimp. That is one way to teach your body how to never react to that smell or taste ever. Yeah. Yeah. Oh shit. Every time I taste a crab, I remember that, I mean, it was yellow puke for fuck man. Oh, yeah. Three days. Get a bad muscle and see what happens to you. Holy shit. I don't want to destroy your body. It's a week. It's bad. In Rocky Point, I went into the ocean when the tide went down and I grabbed those clams out and I put them in my ass. I put them in my ass. They're gonna save my ass. I was like, you put them in your ass. Why? I put them in a can of chunky soup that was clapped and some chunky till it opened. I put it in the fire and just ate it.

53:27Yeah, that's fine. If it's a clam that's closed all the way, it's fine. I was sick as fuck. You didn't clean it first in the inside with the water and I just dropped the shells into the can of soup and then when they were open and there, I ate it all. Yeah, you should probably wash that and got the sand out of it too. The rock. Boy, was I sick. It's yeah, put the cornmeal in it. It washes itself and spits all the sand out and all the Rocky Point water I assume too. Yeah. Which is like, that's the longest gulp too. I bet on this planet. Funky. All that water is just trapped. It's funky as shit. I can grab clams and put them in a chunky soup. Yeah, it's amazing. Wash that down with the Takate on the beach and I'm like, oh, what a great day. You had many reasons to be sick. That's not the only thing you ate or drank down there. I bet either that day, did you?

54:28Oh, no, no, I'm sure I had tacos, three tacos on the beach and somebody with it. I didn't see a single cow, but I'm eating shredded beef. That was cooked on a converted shopping cart made into a grill also. So you're probably were asking for trouble all day. Fire fueled by a good year. That's Rocky Point, Rocky Point sucks. Okay, everything has a fish odor. Like smell inside the store. I should have took the fed flag. You mean red flag. Red flag. Yeah. R is right above the F on the old keyboard there. But after I cooked it, not only that, it gets worse. No, it gets worse. Sorry, it gets worse. I would crack them open. It had little to no meat and for the meat that there was, it was mushy and musty. Musty is a, yeah, old shitty meat. They got bad crabs. Just bad crabs. Yeah, that's what I know what he did. I know what he did.

55:28And then it gets stringy. That's gross. It turns stringy and then you, that's what gets you sick. If I could rank zero stars, I would. That's right. Please don't go there. Anyway, I am, I don't want to go there. Abby, one star. I have it one star because I had no choice. That's also pretty good. I don't mind that one. I went to purchase fish on December 18th. The lady there picked out 14 pieces of fish for me. I asked for it to be filet. The guy was walking around and the lady stood in the back. I didn't hear her cleaning or scraping the fish. I asked how long it would be and she's, and he said she's doing it now. I kept seeing her bend down so I decided to walk behind the counter and the guy says she's doing it almost done, but I see her hand in a bucket of frozen fish. Ah!

56:30So they took the fresh fish out and then just gave you frozen fish. That was funny. And then yeah, that's really fun. I go home, clean it for a family function and the fish kept falling apart. It was no good. They're finding like inferior physical beings in the sea. Like crab with no meat and fish that doesn't stay together. Like, what are they doing? Where are they finding this like fucking... This is so flaky. It just balls hard. Why are you finding Chernobyl fish? What's going on here? Where's your fish for this three mile island? What the fuck is happening? The miners are you fishing? Yeah, what is this? You're a puddle behind the lawn mark. You're pulling this shit out of them. What's going on? You anchored off a Fukushima? Yes, I've been possibly. Well, then all caps, please, please, please, don't eat from here. It will fett you sick. Fett you sick. Fett you sick. The G is also very near the F. So...

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59:35That is fucked up. That is something you say while you are in test-ins, crap and contract and fucking twist in your belly. Go run. These people are evil. Thieves. Yeah. You really get dramatic when you have got food poisoning. Yeah. I will be like, I have been poisoned. So bad. It is so bad. Yeah, Sarah always makes fun of me because I will say, I have been poisoned. It is very dramatic, yes. It hurts. So bad though. It is crazy what bad food, the reaction that your body does to it to remind you, don't do this again. This is going to hurt, man. Don't do it to us. Mariah, one star, went to this fish market yesterday and the man was rude as hell. I ordered 12 live crabs that I wanted steamed and he tried to charge me $30. That seems pretty good.

1:00:36I think $30 is just for the steaming maybe. So I asked, Well, no, okay, never mind, you have 12 live crabs. So I asked him, how is that 30 when live crabs are $18.99? For 12 live crabs, it doesn't for $18.99? That's a great thing. It's got to be $18.99 a pound, right? I would think. So I asked how much they charged to steam. He got really nasty. Kicked me out his store. And he was still getting nasty. Even after that, he got nasty with another customer. They was very unprofessional. I don't know if he had an argument with that lady that works with him, but he just projected a relationship on that or they're getting an argument before he put the fish out. That's fucking funny. By the way, there was no punctuation in this entire paradigm. So I'm doing my best here. That lady that works with him, but you don't take it out on your customer. He don't act like that.

1:01:37Apparently he does. He does. Yeah, he does. I don't know what was going on that day, but they deflost me as a customer. I really feel away that all that, I really feel away all that was uncalled for. And it's not a way, it's a way one word. So that through me there. She's trying to say some type of way. And that is the most, it's just hard to go. Fucking annoying phrase. Yeah, I'm feeling some type of way. Oh, God, I hate it so much. What I hate the most is all the things that people say. I swear to every time it sends a thing up my spine and I have to physically stop myself from involuntarily punching them in the throat, just lashing out angrily. Nope, nope, it's okay. It's people can talk. They want to say this sometimes. And you can let it roll right off your back because you're not a psycho path. It's fine. It's just women that say that one though.

1:02:37Yeah, if a guy says that, he's getting punched in the throat. If a guy says that period, I don't care who we are. All the things. Oh, you know what? I take it back because I have heard those fucking Jim Bro douchebags go, I can't wait to do this workout. So tomorrow I can eat all the foods. Oh, that's annoying. Yeah. Fuck you, man. You only I'm okay with a gay guy saying it because it sounds fun. Yeah, doing all the thing. And you're like, all right, yeah, you're enthusiastic. I'm like, yeah, that's that's that's like that. He just means all the cocks and good for that. That's you know what? Party it up, my friend. Good for you. I call this thing a thing sometimes. Yeah. It's all the things. Alyssa, one star, very disrespectful. And this is written in like rat bars, by the way, it's got like one line at a time. Very disrespectful. Next line on the phone. No respect. This is a start of a song called in the got called and the guy to see if they delivered.

1:03:38And he next line, he cursed me out all the way. If it rhymed, I would say this is a this is a lyric. Yeah. And then finally Fred, one star, no good pick up son, whitey, no good. Why? I don't know no punctuation and son is as you and no good pick up son, whitey, no good. Your guess is as good as mine. But no, nobody eats a sunfish, right? I mean, you eat them if you catch them, but they don't sell them. Right. Merchit family for son. There's a million of them by the dock there. And it's if you go catch anything, you put a piece of corn on your thing and go, I'm going to catch something. Got damn it. And you fucking let the fucking sunfish eat the fucking sun. There you go. I got something there and you throw them away. And you go, I'll just throw them back. I'll throw it in the bin. Throw it in the bin. Yeah. Oh my God. Okay. All right. So we got to leave the fish market.

1:04:39Yeah. Unfortunately, it stinks as ammonia everywhere. Let's take you since we have all this rotten fish now. Let's take out the trash. What do you say, Jimmy? It's cooked with a dump. No, no, no. We're going to just set it outside on our curb and wait for waste pro batten rouge to come pick it up for us. Please. Which is garbage collection service in batten rouge Louisiana. Are they service for like residential or do they pick up like big shit? These are all residentials that I'm seeing here. There's all green recycling and other dance at now in front of somebody's house there. Looks like all. And for some reason, when they did the grand opening, there is a big banner up in front of the garbage facility with a band playing, which is hilarious. A grand opening of what? Of stinky trucks that are coming to your house. That's a grace. That's why. Grand opening, grand opening, nothing of a building we keep stinky trucks in.

1:05:44Well, we're going to play music about it. It's so weird. Yeah. It's a bad note for us. Hang on a slewpeak. Cause we are grand opening. Oh, this is 1774 North Flannery Road batten rouge Louisiana. And it's services batten rouge and nearby areas. So they have 4.3 stars that have almost 900 reviews. Wow. They've gotten around. I think there's a lot more now because we got these a little while ago here. Uh, here is V five stars, five, which for a garbage truck, if you put garbage out, and then you went out to your cans and the garbage was gone five stars. One. Yeah. That's all. Um, I don't expect much from my garbage people just that they pick up my garbage. That's it. I expect nothing. Nothing. Um, V five stars. I want to express sincere gratitude to our waste pro driver, Monique Rogers. You got her last name. Her last name. I guess you might have hopped out because something fell and you saw it on her jump suit or something,

1:06:47but not Rogers. You had to talk to her for that shit. Uh, Monique and I talked recently. Okay. Yeah. She was aware I was recovering from cervical neck surgery and had lifting restrictions. This morning, after she dumped our cans, she got out of her truck and brought my garbage can to my garage door. Okay. That's above and beyond. Because she knows that you had surgery. How the fuck does she know that you talk to her? That's why she talked to her and how do you talk to the? Wow. You get somebody's last name. They'll hook you up. I guess. I don't know. Such an unexpected gesture of kindness and compassion. I just had to share. Thank you, Monique for going above and beyond. May God abundantly bless you for all you do. And there is a picture of a woman with a yellow vest walking a recycling can up the driveway. That's showing Monique. That would be Monique. The front door gate is like in the picture too. She opened the door to take a picture of her to be like, here she is. All right. Good for you.

1:07:48Charles five stars. Dawn and Trent truck number six four three. Oh, don't I guess Dawn and Trent. Yeah. Two people. The people truck number 6430 did a fantastic job today better than usual. Oh, what? How it's I has one job. The thing comes out. Dumpshikan puts it back. It's gone are the days that a guy comes to your house picks up a hand walks it out and empties it, right? That doesn't exist. No, that's I mean, maybe in some areas, but I know maybe some rural ass shit. Yeah, maybe. Maybe you think would have bigger arms on these trucks. Yeah. Yeah. Well, when I was a kid, everybody had the, it was just the garbage guy and he on the back of the truck. And he got out. They had everyone had the metal cans in New York and he'd fucking slam them in there. Then throw them down and it would echo throughout the entire neighborhood every four seconds. It was a nightmare. 548 in the morning.

1:08:48A minute work and they'd just launch them back into your yorks. That's it. All sorts of shit. Positive quality professionalism. They then say, all right, Tiffany one star. Yeah, let's find out people who aren't completely thrilled with the garbage service. Oh, I could see how you could be unhappy with this shit. There is a picture here of a garbage can. Yeah, partially on her driveway, partially in the road, kind of half and half. Next to her grass and it's open. The lid's open. As sometimes they put them down. The lid stays open. And next to it is a white object of some sort. I don't know if it's a big bag or paper or what, but let's find out the worst service I have seen. I had debris sitting out for over a month. I had to call at the two week mark asking if I did something wrong. Okay. Then they kept calling me to ask if someone came and picked it up and I kept telling them, no, God damn it. No, it literally took a full month.

1:09:50It is good. All right. Bye. Literally took them a full month to get someone out here. Now they just let trash fall on the ground and leave it. They have the absolute laziest workers. And that's what that is. The bag fell out of the thing and they just left it there. That happens so much at my house. This motherfucker, I don't know what I've done to him, but he seems to revel in when the can does not get everything in the into his truck. Two, three things fall out. He drops that can and runs over the shit as he goes to the next house. Yay. Grinding it into my ass. And your ass hole also. Yeah. Now I got to go out there and clean up all that shit every day. That one time sometimes I'm on my yard sometimes twice. Yeah. There's always shit in my yard from that. Yeah. Fucking stuff falling out. Tom one star. This company has extremely poor customer service. They just purchased work box where I was a customer.

1:10:52Okay. On my first bill, I must be another garbage company. Yeah. On my first bill, I called to pay with a credit card like I've done four years at workbox. They took my credit card and set me a receipt. They elected to charge me a 3% convenience fee and never told me up front. After two calls, they issued, they agreed to issue a credit on my card for the entire payment, including the convenience fee. If I would give them my routing and bank account number, I instructed, I did is instructed and they had my money instantly. It's been a week and they still have not issued a credit to my credit card. This is ridiculous. They now have a double payment and I have called twice today and cannot get a return call. The worst service imaginable. Okay. He is a clerical error that will be. Tom charge. They'll get it back to you. Otherwise, the 30 bucks back. That's all they have to. Sue one star. My garbage has not been picked up for two weeks.

1:11:52Oh, exclamation. Made the bill. Right. I've called a few times and was promised picked up by the end of the day. My regular days are Monday and Thursday. That's the worst when you have two separate days for regular and recycling. That's awful. Mine at least comes on the same day. You will all the cans out both. Mine is time. Yeah. Okay. The office girls are very polite, but my garbage is still there. Right. Yeah, they can't out polite garbage. That's just, yeah, very, very disappointed in the service I have received. I live in denim springs. We have a response for the owner from the owner here. Great. Unfortunately, we cannot locate you as a waste pro customer. Oh, you didn't pay your bill. So each shit. I don't know what to tell you, I guess. R A one star. I would not use waste pro in the denim springs area. The driver has the worst attitude in the world. She is so lazy. She drove by garbage cans because she said they weren't far enough

1:12:53apart. I hate when they do that. Yeah. They have to be a certain amount. And I'm so paranoid too. Like, Sarah will take them out. And I'm like, they're too close. And she's like, it's fine. And it's fine. But I'm just like, no, no, they're not going to take it. And then I'll be going, yeah, I've got a little gap between, uh, I have two driveways. And there's a little gap in between that's like six feet wide. And I put one on one driveway and the other on the other. And I'm like, tell me that they're too close. I fucking bear it. Please. I put the cans in the same place every day for the last two years. I was standing outside when she drove by. I stopped her and she yelled that they was too close and kept driving. Close, bitch. Try again. She's separate. She's like, bye. We're honk honk. Waving. I'm rich. Bitch. That the fuck. I'm on me. Wow. Customer service is a zero zero zero zero. Okay. Three zero. Right. Just zero would be fine. Save yourself a headache and call trash rangers.

1:13:55No. Things that sound like they explore your garbage, doesn't it? The trash rangers. They show up with guns and masks. They're the rang. Yeah. The loan trash rangers here. Um, all right. And, uh, let's give you one more here. Theo one star, possibly the worst company I've ever dealt with. Wow. Reply to owner message below, you conveniently can't find my account. That says a lot about how guys, how bad you guys really are at business. Yeah. Basically, the reply from the owner is mainly we can't find. We don't know you. Yeah. We'd like to help, but we can't find you as a customer. You're not one of our customers. You liar. Based on the name, Theo D, I don't know how they were going to find it. But, you know, we looked up Theo D and we found nothing. We found nothing based on your Google name. Sorry.

1:14:56All right. We'll give one more, one more. All right. All right. Chad, one star. I've been a customer for three weeks. Uh-oh. He's a ready pest brand new brand new. And I've had pickup one time and it's not even on the day that we agreed upon. So let's pick a, uh, have you ever agreed with them? Well, I think they said shits on Tuesday and he said, okay. I don't think it was an negotiation. That's the extent to you. They tell you what day they're coming. You agreed with it. That's how they agree. All right. All right. I guess so. What, what fucking differences it make to you as long as it's once a week who gives a shit with day. Oh, the day we agree, we agreed upon and so we agree. Yeah. The day they told me should be what it is. The day I was assigned to is really more accurate. We agreed. My day is supposed to be on Tuesday.

1:15:57Hey, look at that. And here it is now three weeks without a pickup. And my landlord is threatening action upon him for having too much garbage. Oh, um, every time I speak with someone on the phone, they assure me that the trash will get picked up and it never does. And before someone wants to come on here and say that I'm not in their database, it's under, I won't give the name, but it's under not under Chad, whatever the fuck it is. It's under this, this person knows the game. Yeah. They read all the reviews and they're like, not me, not this time. I'll give you a real fucking. Come on here. Come on here. Give me a bunch of bullshit. Yeah. And the name is his landlord because his landlord pays the bill, but it's not being picked up. That's a problem. Yeah. It's under that. And I know it's a trailer, by the way. Oh boy. It's certainly a trailer, single wide by the looks of it. And there's a picture of the garbage can sitting out there with the lid up and much more leaking out of the top of the top of it. Absolutely out of it. Squirrels making a home in there. It's all sorts of weird shit.

1:16:58So we'll leave it at that. Huh. We'll finish up garbage next week. Yeah. Plenty of time for that. We got a few more left of those. So we'll finish up the garbage next week and we have so much more to get into. There's so much stuff to complain about really. It's endless. So here we will be until the end of time fielding this bullshit. We're doing it for you. It's a service. We'll find all the good ones. So you don't have to go through the boring ones. You know what I'm saying? So there you go. If you enjoy these shows or either way, honestly, don't care if you like it or not, head over to shut up and give me murder.com and buy some shit. I don't even care if you hate us. Just do it. It's fun. Do that. It's too much. Yeah. You're not one of our customers. We don't know you from the database. Get some tickets for Small Town Murder Live shows as well. They're out there on the site. Shut up and give me murder.com and also for sure, listen to crime and sports and Small Town Murder are other two shows, which are just like they sound, but God damn funny as well. So keep doing that. Keep coming back hanging out with us. We'll be back with more people's bullshit next week.

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