Billy's Jokes - September 21-25

0:00This is Triple M's rush hour. Thanks to Penrod oil. 100 years Aussie. Now proudly wearing the Australian made green and gold logo. Grab a needle and thread and sew your sides back together. Funny? Terrific. It's every Billy's joke from this week. Right, Jim. Yes. I've just been to the doctors because I've got a block to hear. Have you? What? The doctor said to me. I'm just adding a bit. Right, right, right. The doctor said, which ear is it? I said it's 2026, you idiot. So I like the watt better. The watt may work. That's a bit of extra stuff. But then the extra one. Grab it. You know what I'm saying. I'm sorry, man. Oh no! That's just a 20. You did it just left it at what? That would have worked. Which ear is it? 2026. Yeah. Not funny.

1:00I like it. I think fuel's on me. Come for a wrap. Get into wraps about that. We'll get some feedback. I don't think anyone. Herbal had feedback. You disagree with that. Was that a nut from Bannock Brown? Is that your man? He's right. He knew it. I might be there at the bunny. Come on. Jim. Yes. I recently took a poll. And found that 100% of people in the tent were angry when it collapsed. Oh, gee. Oh, gee. Oh, gee. Oh, gee. Oh, gee. I took a poll, gee. Look at it. He gets so disappointed. I was just thinking. I thought, Grand Final week. You left. You'll give us something good. Right. One more. So another one. Here we go. Another one. Where's that? There's a sign of death. The two of us have been attacked by a cat. What?

2:00Claude. That's better than the first one. That's better than the first one. That's better than the first one. It's not so too bad. That's too bad. No, that's too bad. But it is better than the first one. What, you get two for one? There we go. Two for one. Well done, fat. You got a good 3D for first. No, come on. Live 3D. We need a bill. Oh, I need a good light. Actually, something better in you and your little dude. Let it get a lot. Big man, big guts, tiny town. Not bright. Uh, poor old man. Oh, you can't see today. No, cashier today. What happened there? Did someone drop something drop out? Yeah, got asked. Lady told me this one yesterday. Lady told me. She came into my office. Right, Jim? You don't have an office. So we all sat around with order. She goes, I got a joke, we go, Rano, they'll just... It actually wasn't bad. I don't know what a name was. No, no one knows what you're talking about.

3:01Kim. Kim's in there. Kim, knock at the door, Jim. Yes. Lady went to the door, the wife and the police were there. They said, sorry, we have some terrible news. But your husband has fallen into a vat of coffee and has passed away. Oh, no, surely not says the wife. Oh, I hope he didn't suffer long in pain. The cops said, no, no, it was instant. No, right. No, that's not bad. No, Rano, Jim. It was instant coffee. You cut your unanimous laugh there. I did not hurt him laugh. Will's bloody jet lag. I didn't know what he's thinking. Rats. Beers out laughing. No, no, no. What did you think, Rats? No, nice. Now it's starting to take. No, Rats, let's all fall. Oh, no. He's just... It hasn't got any board marks in it.

4:01He's eating it all. And it's coming at the border. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no! One week left. What is that? Oh, no. It's on the bloody buzzer. I'm like a dumb peep. Oh, no. No, no. Oh, no. Tell you why, you don't get drunk anymore. I'm probably good boy. You're really, really bad. They're not the way you eat them. They're beautiful. They're beautiful. They're good temperature. Jim, very important. Don't lie to me. Jim! Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. What a pity. What a pity. What a pity. Oh, no. What a pity. Water pressure. Water pressure. Oh, no. Super fat. Let's see. Super. We need super though. It's a big audience fat. Oh, I don't know. You ready? All right. Jim. What? What's the difference between a violin and a fiddle? What's the difference? Well, I've never got, never got in in trouble having a violin on the bus.

5:05Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Yes. Yes. Yes. Have you like it? A stuffed up the delivery but a still-done model. Oh! Third bar! Third bar! One more time! One more time! One more time! One more time! One more time! One more time! One more time! One more time! One more time! Give me that. Give me that. Super. Super. Woo! What a bad delivery fan. I'll still on that seat. What is it? Like a ass-hopper. Like a ass-hopper. What is it? What is it? It's scissors. What are we dealing with? Have they gotten kicked up the bus gym? Having a bowling? No, thank you, Bill. Thank you, everyone. Thank you, everyone. Oh! There's only a joke, free-mandal supporters. A joke.

6:05Oh, no. I'm not distancing myself from this. What ship has never docked at free-mandal harbour gym? What? The premier ship. Da-da-da-da! Oh, God. John Cena! He's got John Cena! What the hell? The John Cena! To finish. The premier ship. The joke was pretty off. That's right. I just had to move on. Yeah, it was off-calo. Oh, there we go! Reddy! He's giving it up. He's going into Perth. Is that? Red. Red. Quick go the other way, go Jordan. And what do we really think about that joke? Red. Red. It's going into the city of Perth. Yep. Change. And Adelaide. Oh, Adelaide. Nothing to do with me. It's written and authorised by Fat and Fat2.

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