Boiled Parsnips 57: Kettles

0:00Therapy's biggest impact doesn't show up in some dramatic breakthrough. It shows up in the smallest moments. You bite your tongue instead of escalating. You put your phone down instead of firing off that text. You say what you actually mean instead of what would hurt someone else the most. Nobody applaud those moments, but they quietly change your life. That's what growing feels like, and that's exactly what growth therapy is here for. Grow is therapy that works, covered by insurance. Insurance averaged $21 with insurance and some pay as little as $0 depending on their plan. There are no subscriptions, no long-term commitments. You just pay per session. Grow connects you with thousands of high-quality licensed therapists across the US, offering both virtual and in-person sessions, nights and weekends. You can search by what matters, like insurance, specialty, identity, or availability, and you can book a therapy session in minutes and begin in as little as two days, not the national 48-day average.

1:00See if you could pay as little as $0 for therapy in seconds at growtherapy.com slash start now. That's growtherapy.com slash start now. Growtherapy.com slash start now. Availability and coverage vary by state and insurance plan. All right, and you know, you're doing like, oh, I'm all right, but you're in much rascal. All right, you think there's no one pretty fast. All right, let's have a look at the T-shirt. ERG, blue, white, red, black, white. Do you recognise that? Fine. Is it something like the St. Ed. Ian shirt or the... It's close. We're talking, Serie A, but I'm not some Doria in it.

2:02Some Badoria. Yeah. I mean, I can't believe I've done that. Nice shirt. It had, who did they have? They had, they had Hullet, Lombardo, David Platt, Roberto Mancini, Gussese, David Armstrong, all the grits. Now listen, I like it a lot. Thank you. But there's something like a spot on it. Someone's throwing a dart at you. Between your eyes. What's that about? What is that? Well, spotted. Yes. It is, I think they call it acne. Oh, acne. Which is quite unusual for a 53-year-old man. It is, maybe, it's a good sign that your hormones are still flowing around you. It's probably a sign of hormone deficiency, if anything. But it's, as you said, it's right between the eyes. I think I know what caused it. I've got a new hat to wear when I'm at walk in the dog. What do they call them hats? Hat. Even then, woolen hats.

3:02Oh, bubble hat. It's called them hats. Bubble hat. It's like a bubble hat. Without a bubble. Right. A beanie. A beanie. Oh, a beanie, yeah. I mean, whenever I say a beanie, I miss the bubble, you know what I mean? I think that they've taken it. It's the opposite. It's the opposite. It's the bubble. It's the bubble. I got a beanie and it's, it's kept me head sore warm that it's making it sweat. Gotcha. And I think the sweat has got into me paws. Yeah. And created this bullet hole. Yeah. Either that or off being hit by an air rifle pellet. In your sleep. I've been realizing it. I was hit by an air pellet pellet. I've got a pellet when I were a young man. That doesn't surprise me. My brother was brandishing it, you know, like for the laughs. Right. He'd set it off and it hit me elbow, came in one hole, went out the other hole, another created it's all new hole and came out. So I was pretty chuffed about that. I've got two nice little scars on me elbow. I can actually sell a shot.

4:03So you went shot by a four, you were shot by a friend. Shot by a brother. Yeah, it's like living in America, isn't it? It is a bit. I've been, I've been listening to you new book. Oh, right. I'm just, the audio version of it. I get, I get, hey, your voice, which, you know, I don't get enough of it. Very nice that you've created one of the characters based on myself. Which one's that? What's the one that's got a really, really cracking ass? No spoilers. I'm not saying how else. I know the one. Yeah, I appreciate that. It wasn't based on you, but I do see it. Hey, look, I want to sing me song. You got a song. I couldn't music song. I want to get this thing going. You know, with gibbering on, well done, sun, moon, by the way, etc. Hope it keeps happening. I'll find the music, shall I? Yeah. You get ready for Christmas, and then you're getting it all, you've been down to home since, but you know, I mean, got your decorations. Now, I'm not buying any new decorations.

5:04I've just got decorations that I use every year. You get a new tree or we've got a full tree? I've got a fake one. Yeah. A station, though, does the job. Are we diverting in a tree talk now? Well, I've for my first year ever, I've got a fake one. I haven't put it up yet. I'm not one of these early, early get ahead goers, you know, I think. Well, I don't mind. I think times are hard, and if people want to stick their tree up in the middle of November, who will wait and judge them? Yeah, you know, do you mean sticking up the grass or just sticking up? No, I just meant sticking up in the living room. Right. What do you want? Are you ready? You sing it? Of course I am. I'm always ready to sing me song. All right. Here we go. Three, two, one. I've been listening to that country-fuckin' music. Yeah. I've been eating Dollar Meat from 95. I've been waddling around the street sun-loom with my old station, Eric Fuck, by my side.

6:09Yes, I've been listening to that country-fuckin' music. I bought some cheap late juice from Kazakhstan. I've been sucking on it like a newborn baby. And it's been my eyes and turned my brain to land. But I'm not hunky, I'm not bright as a spark, I'm anti-dough. Oh, son, and I'm pissin' on shadows. Shadows, shadows, in the fucking night. I'm still listening to that country-fuckin' music. I've started seeing American soldiers under my bed. The soldiers seem to have started moving, trying to find the vehicle, and I'm still in my shed. But I'm not hunky, I'm not bright as a spark, I'm anti-dough.

7:11Oh, son, and I'm pissin' on shadows. Shadows, shadows, in the fucking night. Yeah. Yeah. I kinda got into the mood, don't I, you know what I mean? I'm in a bit of a sense. Kind of does, we should mention, again, music there, and I'm excited by the singer, Frank Turner, and his group. Yeah, it's fantastic, you're here. Do you want a couple of names to consider? Go on. Why did you look like that? You did a look which said you don't want them. I want them. They're unwelcome. No, that you've misinterpreted the look. The look was one of sen Christ, I hope, the decent. That's all that right. You can be Colin Oggnumbers. Okay. He only does things in one's threes or fives. Doesn't do anything higher than fives. Okay. He's Mr. 135. Colin Oggnumbers. Okay. And we're in Colin, Mr. 135.

8:12I'm in Colin Oggnumbers. Just as a remembering for me, you know. Well, you can be Ian Degreaser. Ian Degreaser, he generates incredibly potent spill that can remove grease stains from any surface in seconds. Ooh, tempting. Ah, tempting. Yeah. And for now. Or you can be honky-tonk, that's peri-o-shable. I'm going to try being the degreaser. You know, I've got a lot of grease needs shifting in my pad. I bet you are. Oh, really? That's right. Well, Ian Degreaser, welcome to the show. Ian Degreaser. All right, Ronnie, up dogs. Oh, you're doing all right, Blake. Thank you very much, Jess. I've had a blog of blog, I don't know what it is, sent in to me from Mickey Dixon. You know, he's from TSA. I've obsessed with his safety and that. Got a bit of a Christmas feel to it, actually. Right. You want me to play it so you might get to learn something from it? Yes, please. All right, here goes. All right, Mickey Dixon here.

9:14I'm down the garden, sent there, you know, passing some time, looking at the Christmas shite, like. I noticed in the car park, there's no grip in. You know, imagine the carnage. There's a sudden snowfall or dropping temperature cars and ice puddles like, don't bet, thinking about. Well, I look there's Gully Padlocks getting his wife's wheelchair out of the car. All right, Gully. Did you know there's no grip in in this car park? No, grip in. You're talking at ya, long grip in. That could be a part of lipstick with a number of front wheel drive vehicles in there. I might just fall off to home, since. I'm only eating a lot of the Christmas shite, maybe buy some more fashion sweets for the glove box, like. All right, Margaret. Mrs. Padlock, how's your lip love? It's fucking terrifying. Disappointing tissue, completely raged. It's born and born. They scrape in a fish slice down your brickwork.

10:16I'm sorry to hear that, Margaret. Look, hold on, Gully. Gully, what's that you wearing on your feet? It's me chicken collard slip-ans. It's sick, Gully. Then, tightly inappropriate. You might as well be wearing fucking ice skates. One false step in your bolux will be up around your tits. Well, don't have a good me. I didn't know there wasn't a grip bend. I got fair enough point, second. You know what, I reckon that's a good call about home sense. I saw them topping up the grip bend last weekend. Especially if you're only here, like, look at their Christmas shite. Yeah, fuck this death trap. I'm off cheers, Mickey. Well, say you, Gully, and Margaret Padlock. Truth is, I should tell the council about the lack of grit, wouldn't it? The Toby-Buddy Printing leaflets about the multi-faith, winter celebration in Al the Park. You know, with Senita topping the bill. A lot of boomers, a ton between, you know, the love of her outfits, and the lack of a proper Santa like, you know.

11:18Well, they've got decent security banners like, because it could be quite a rush if she kicks off a set with sore mature, you know? One of her family outfits like, oh look, there's a daft lad collecting chollies. I think it's Norris Basil's son. How's your dad's son? Nice. How's your mom? Nice. How's your job going like? Nice. Okay, steer shafts on Cape Seaf. Nice. Right there inside. No, look at her. First thing, there's Ron Clark's walking the words of the Christmas shine. Like he's got a whole turban stuck up his ass. He hasn't got his walk and stick. Now, if that isn't asking for trouble, then I'm Kenny J's Kerr mechanic, which I'm not by the way. He uses wheeled becine in South Central LA. He uses wheels to talk at the sound like, but there went bust, you know, when a boss got neckdapen and meme coins.

12:19All right, Ron, you come to look at the Christmas shine. I, wife once a big inflatable Santa for the front lawn. You'll have to tether that Ron, you know, or for Wingo's stitch, it might blow into the road, and then you'll have to wear a tachycar. A lot of Nissan bikers in your road, Ron, and the break and distance on them focus next to them. And unless they've got the winter tires fitted like, yeah, I'm well aware of that, Maggie. Why aren't you using your stick, Ron? If you're kale over, I won't be able to help. Like, because my knee joints are born on bone, and I can't phone for help because the wife snapped me with a postcard lottery, you know. What you got your choney there, Ron? You got some chaffer, sweat, bag of onions. The wife likes to soak in it, you know, when we're on the move. All right, well, you're off to driving up St. Croix with the other adult male that lives in the house with us for a few days, you know, in the caravan.

13:20I will make sure you check the other adult male doesn't get cast sickness like, he might get delirious in the car, start pulling it to your wife's scalp, making her eyes turn old, milky. Oh, are you getting on with your next dog, chile? Oh, it's still born on born, Mickey. Doc says I should stop listening to AC, DC. But that's, you know, it's easier said than done when the other adult male than he else plays them around the clock. I swear, point. Take care, Ron, be safe. Oh, look, they're done golf over there. Looking at the 12-watt round-earself display. Hey, John, you check the transformer that comes with that. Check it's compatible with the Adermis switches. You don't want an overlord. Shudden your way, keep in your ass. I don't know my business, you know, as he fork. Yeah, so yourself, John. Hey, I heard you and your wife went to Whitby to see if you could spot any seagulls with milky eyes. Was it nice to yell? Ah, very nice.

14:20Do you want me to talk to you? Not really, John. Been too much talk about milky eyes recently. Anyway, be safe, John. Oh, that's the end of it. That's it? That way it comes to an end. Yeah. Oh, well, there you go. Very abrupt, but a lot in there to unpack. A lot to unpack. Some of them are techno-bord. Hello! Welcome along, too. And Dominic, little pod with me. Dominic, little word. I have splashed out on a new free tune for the podcast. And I'd like to play that for all you boys and girls right now. Yeah, I got it from a fellow called John Obsk. It's not exactly what I asked for, but it cost me two grand songs.

15:24I'm going to use it. You're very easy to get me. I haven't introduced you yet, but I'm sorry. Before you start chipping it in, pipe it up and all that. Covered up on today's podcast. Why up to 95% of kids' toys bought this Christmas could be radioactive. And I'll be telling you how you could lose a stout over the festive period just by moving your facial muscles. Right, now we're going to introduce the guest. It's already redundant because he's already chipped in earlier. So you don't have to. It's the best selling offer. Bommoba! Bommoba! Bommoba! I don't have to come along. What kind of stuff do you offer? Is it what color-in-books? Is that color-in-a-fig? I saw a crime thriller thing, dumb. Information pamphlets. That sort of thing, is it? No, it's like a fiction like a novel, you know. Yeah, that sounds complicated. Right, let's get into it. Tattu removal, Bob. DIY, or would you use a professional?

16:24Or I'd use a professional, I wouldn't know what to start DIY. Why, what'd you just scrape at a dumb ensemble? I think you get a cigarette lighter and you kind of melt it a bit, then scrape it off with a better knife. Yeah, no, I'll go professional, thanks Tom. I saw it on YouTube's. Yeah, alright. Alright, speaking of cigarette lighter, it's ash trice. You try buying one recently, can't get it anywhere. Is that right? God, no one says ash trice anymore. Blimey. So I don't know where everyone's putting their ash, but in ash trice, that's all I've said. Yeah, I looked it out on say- That was a nice item Tom, thank you. Next one, number two. Euro-millions. Absolute fucking piss-take. Why? I never wanted it. I thought nobody else's wanted it. Have you wanted it? I've never wanted it. I've never rented it. Well, you got to be unit to win it. Yeah, you like it, you love it though, you dumb. Well, I've never wanted it. And I thought I'd never put it on say- I said, it's sour, it's a piss-take. But I'll keep plugging away.

17:26Bob, do you have a feeling lonely? Yeah, suppose we all do from time to time, like. Yeah. More so than you used to. Increasingly lonely. Yeah, I'd say so as you get older. Yeah. Is it Bob or you? No, I don't know. I'm alright with it. I should. Yeah. You like a bit of solar tube, do you? Yeah, and I'm alright with it, yeah. Yeah. Alright. Sometimes I'm going to sit in a church. Yeah. Not where there's a service or just where it's quiet, you know? Oh, you're very lonely, Tom. You're very lonely. Well, I don't know, it depends on what you mean by lonely, do you? Never see anyone, you know? I don't see many, but not as many as I used to. Miss contact with other humans. I'm not a BBC as much as I used to be. No, you're not. I'm not a fan of being phased out. Right. You know? Alright, well, let's see.

18:26Let's see in the episode. Thanks for, thanks for joining me. Bob, what's been delightful? Cheer up, Tom. Oh, fuck everybody, goodbye. So play the food cheer again, you think? Just leave it. I think you should play it again, Tom. Ah, yeah, there we go. Oh, yeah. Therapy's biggest impact doesn't show up in some dramatic breakthrough. It shows up in the smallest moments. You bite your tongue instead of escalating. You put your phone down instead of firing off that text. You say what you actually mean instead of what would hurt someone else the most. Nobody applauds those moments, but they quietly change your life. That's what growing feels like. That's exactly what growth therapy is here for.

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20:27Quality gear at prices you won't find in your average bike shop. BikesOnline.com. Ride more for less. We've had some questions Andrew from past nippers. Should we address some of them? We can have a look at a couple of them I guess now early on, yeah? Give you some then, frontier. You want to... I've got it. When someone says the word beach, this comes from Athletical Mark. Which specific beach do you see in your mind's eye? Oh, do you just picture a generic beach like from a cartoon or an old calendar? Well, Redca Beach. It's first that came to mind. Is that your beach of choice? Well, it was my youthful beach. Yeah, Winkle K. Oskdog, East Jellyfish and all that. But now I'm thinking of the private Ryan one, you know? That was a high impact beach. Oh! High impact, I want it. Robin's crew saw is beach.

21:27That's what I think a cartoon version of Robinson crew saw. He's got long hair and he's got them cut off shorts. Yeah. And it's brought it to Cartoon. Yeah, that's what I think of. A one palm tree. Yeah. Well, this is interesting. John Sargent says, My TV roof aerial is now redundant with the advent of internet TV. Should I take it down or leave it up as an order to simpler times? I think we've probably all got a TV aerial, it's redundant on top of our houses. That's quite interesting actually, Andy, isn't it? I've got satellite dishes and like you see internet TV and all that. No one, very few people have TV aerial feeds coming in their houses now. Do they still pick anything up there, those aerials? They will do, yeah, because you can get them free view boxes that plug in directly from your aerial. So you technically, you could still use it, put a reckon. I might get up there and haul mine down and sell it for scrap. Hold on, Andy. If the zombies come or the Chinese mess up the internet or something,

22:32you might be very glad. I might be the only one in the in the neighborhood with an aerial and everyone will be desperate for a feed. What's a football? Yeah, you'll never get the football down the aerial, will you? Do the zombies are going to stop with the football? I hope not. I would admit the football a lot with it. But I mean, the zombies are coming, Andy. So, I mean, one thing is inevitable, isn't it? It's inevitable. And I mean, at least football will end. Do you know what I mean? So they'll be the final result? Eventually, yeah, the final standing. Who will have won football? I got the sunburned. That'll be ironic, wouldn't it? Well, is it incredible that since this journey of athletic or minstead, but 10 years on or whatever it is, you can be sat there saying, maybe, maybe we win football. Let's Greg. Oh, Greg. Not Greg. Not Greg. It's a Greg's question from Nick.

23:32Nick, I'm at, oh, I think he got a touch to see what pronounced his name wrong as well last time, but... Don't know. Do either of you have any freebies owing on your Greg's loyalty app? I am due to receive a free beard good through the app, because I've bought nine. I think it is. Then you get one free. Right. So, I've got that in the bank. Anyone wants to say that? Any beard good, Andy, or as the restrictions, you know? Any beard good can be a sausage roll. It can be a festive beard. It could be a cornbave pasta. It'll be a cornbave pasta, because that's my favourite. How often do you go out, Greg? Probably about once a week. And what do you do by the same thing every time, or do you fiddle a little bit? Oh, depends when I go. It's usually a cornbave pasta, like, yeah, I like a cornbave pasta. I don't mind that the ham salad sub-rolls there, nice as well. Tell me, this cornbave pasta, is it puffed pastry or proper pastry? Well, it's like puffed pastry, I think.

24:32I don't have a lowly card, because I'd never go into Greg's. I haven't been in since I was a kid, I don't think. Oh, well, there you are then. You never thought much of it. Big decisions of opinion there, then. Would those some more of them questions a little later on? I've got some questions for you. I'd just like to update me records, basically, now and again. First of all, I've asked you this before, but I'll ask you again. Do you regard me as a friend, Bob? A distant friend, yeah, but it's a long... Well, like distant because the geographical distance is... Geographically, yeah. It's not like we can pop down the bozer, is it? You know what I mean? Would you come to me? You're not getting into the celebrity club, if this is where this is going. It's not necessarily going there. Would you come to me if you needed help? If it was, I already have today, I've... I asked you to help me try and set up this app or whatever it is.

25:32That's true. No, I would come to you for internet advice, because me sonies can't be bothered anymore. Right. Actually, you kind of see me as a surrogate son. I didn't say that, I didn't say that. I didn't not say that. Right, no, we'll take that as a maybe. What would you like for Christmas? I would like to hear with chocolates. Oh, so... That's all, yeah. Because I've got a massive, an army massive bag of... ...form bananas and shrimps that are going to last me from now right through Christmas. Wow. So, I would have asked for them. Yeah. But no, I'll have to hear with chocolates. Are you going to get me any? I might do. Quite close to Christmas now, so there probably won't come in time. Do you like Marzipan fruits? Marzipan, nah, not so much. Not first. Don't let Marzipan. It's all right, Andy. Okay, fine enough. I just tell you what, I'm getting my Christmas.

26:33Because you haven't asked. What are you getting for Christmas, Andy? I'm getting the Ninja Kettle. Oh, you're going into the Ninja range. Are you saying it? Well, I've already got the Ninja F, right? Yeah. And I've got Shark Vacuum Clean. It's CM Company, Shark and Ninja. Right. I've got a lot of people and all that. Didn't know that. Ninja Kettle. It was half price in the Black Friday. And it'll heat you water up to specific temperatures. Doesn't just do instant boil. You can do like 80 degrees if you want a hot chocolate or something. Something you can drink quickly. So, yeah. What's its maximum heat that it can do? I don't have to go, got that. I mean, it can water go over. I don't think there's nothing higher than boiling point. Is that? Well, it's funny you should say that, Andy. Because I got a new one of those taps installed two days ago. You know the way you get it. I want them in one case taps. Like a one case tap, yeah. And it reckons it comes out at 105. But I thought that's not where you can't, there's no such temperature.

27:34Anyways, up. Talking about Kettle's Andy, how much did you pay for this Ninja? You said it was half price. It was down from, it was down from 99 to about 50 yet. 58 quid for a kettle. Yeah. Listen to this though, right? Six preset temperatures range from 60 degrees to 100 degrees at the touch of a button. Digital display provides real-time temperature readout as it climbs to your selected preset. Fucking entertainment as well as everything else. You'll end up with this. I'm a bit jealous. I'm a bit jealous. Listen, quickly boil one cup in under 50 seconds. Rapid boil feature. Fuck, now that is good. Now, Andrei, can I tell you an interesting kettle? No, it is a question actually. For the last three days, we've had no water in where our living tumbridge wells. And I went out. So can you tell me, why did it lead in tumbridge wells?

28:37Why has it led to a run on electric kettles? Because people are boiling the water to use for washing their bodies. No, water. Well, I've got hot water. The reason is, Andy, because there's a bit of a stupid question. The reason is, it's because tumbridge well is full of wanker taps. So if you've got, if you've been relying on a wanker tap, you don't have a kettle. So I, it's like one of the first, one of the first no-one's times I thought it was an advantage because it sends these two days back. It was apocalyptic people trying to get water and all the kettles had gone. But it was one of the few times it's been good to have been on the telly like because one of the young lad and assistant said, can I help you? And I was like, I'm trying to get a kettle. What's going on? I didn't know the water had been turned off. And so he went back into some warehouse or whatever and dragged us out of kettle.

29:40Anyway, so I, thank you to him. You got to do the fucking river and get some water. It's the fishermen mead. Incidentally, under two things, man was 18 quid. Marquette, all right. But secondly, I enjoyed the experience of having an old fashioned cup of tea rather than a wanker tap one. I thought it's something, you know, it might be me. Listen up, Pete, the Beardsley. He's been in touch, Andy. Good. I've known for a while, I don't think. Shall I tell you what, he's till I read it out for you? Well, is it not, is it not, is it not, is it not, is it not, is it not, is it not, is it not? Oh, it is. It is, it is. It's a VP, VPG or something. So I can actually play it. What, yeah. I press play it about now. Okay. All right, stop. I thought I'd check in now, quick chat in. Just up here in the spare bedroom, mapping up the field, pleadance from the grandchildren.

30:45And the wife, of course, got the kids from Oakwealth, Caddy Floss Mead, and I liked his small yogurt. And it's joked in like a juggie, wokey joke. Your presser button, and it says, oh shit, your pants. You know, it's just a bit fun, like it's too much fat, isn't it? The wife's got the salad here at the moment for her leg bandage, so can't make much progress with the wife at the moment. All right, I just noticed a chat in John the Lord out of the window there. The wife is floored off. Probably got the turkey or Libya. Long flight, that's what we get to nice jukiwam for January. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that would be nice. Wifewrecking's, the fallen life next door, has been trapping the birds, you know,

31:50and they make cakes with, so I keep the ass peeled about that, you know, I don't need very much. Oh dear, don't get. So what's been happening, no, yesterday there was a knock on the door, turned out it was me, me, Daniel Farquhaw, you know, a man's you have leaps, and his nephew Lord Patrick Bumpord, so he knocked on the door and I answered. Good things happened, good things happened, I've seen some neighbourhood looking for a mouse costume, so I thought to visit and say hello, all right then, all right Lord Bumpord. Oh, the fuck is that it, the door? I watched on the secret chin chat about. So wife said, I just Daniel Farquhaw, Lord Bumpord, come to visit.

32:50Well, it might, I mean, you're just night creeper. So I've shot him in the TV room where the wife was sat in a car, they were gonna make us giving her legs a good air, you know. Hello, I'm Bampford, I say what's a delightful pleasantness it is to welcome you within me home with all aboard. Would you care for a couple of self-builers or even a far-egged omelet either of you's? Farquhaw. That's very kind, throw-beatsly, but I'm on the mongaro, and my after what the fuck's this voice? Yes, I'm on the mongaro, and my appetite is how you say shut the shit. What's about your Patrick? What's about flambled eggs, would that be possible? Flambled eggs are not aware of that dish, pray for me to fucking in. You know flambled eggs, where you flambled them in the sand with a seat of butter.

33:58Flambled them in the sand with a seat of butter. I think you may scramble eggs, love. Yes, flambled with a fluffy coffee, a phosphol. I'll go and tell that, you want anything to love? No, Peter, just pass me that dog bed to cover up the downstairs. There you go. Oh, yeah, that makes sense then. Sir Daniel, how's it going with you at Leeds? It's going very well, and I find the challenge most rewarding. Did you catch many birds this summer? I am not knowing what you are meaning at this moment. You know, for your cake. Patrick. Daniel doesn't eat cakes because he's on the fangaro. Oh, look, on the table, that's FOT FEELS in a FANDY FLOSS MAKER. Can I have them? I love FANDY FOSTS.

34:58I think these presents are for the grandchildren, Patrick. Don't be so rude and disrespecting. I, I, for Jesus Grambler's and a toffee coffee. Oh, I love f**king FOT wheels and FANDY FOSTS. I'll buy them FOT FEELS for 50 quid. You look very poor. I'm sure you could do with the money. Oh, f**k, and there you'll share that. I love those, but I'm sure he meant nothing by it. Shut the f**k up, BENFEST and leave this one to me. Listen, Lord, f**king FAMFORD. I suggest you take your O.T. F**K on FESTS out of this house before I lamb you so f**k on ad. Your tongue pokes out your ass and your eyes go milky before turning in the HADN F**K'S TOD. Patrick's TOD. Yes, TOD is the cry. I apologize, but apologies for our beasley. We are in the act of leaving.

35:59Well, I couldn't resist your... I f**ked the button on the little yonet. HONT US SHIT THE PANTS. I'm a wife and a good laugh, you know. Mrs. B. Passes the... Passes the mexia peter and you're gonna have a go on me front east while I get them down me neck. I saw that one, that ear and I've thinned wife not in such a good mood now really so I'm keeping that one away. I tell you what, I'll do a couple of jokes from my old joke book before I go right here anybub. What is the difference between a rabbit and a plum? Their mouth pervert but a path from the rabbit. Tightness here, time flies like an arrow, fruit flies, fruit flies like a banana.

37:01I've always had some wife. Get down here and pee, you f**ker! Yeah, I better go. I'll see you, Bob. One peter, B.C. A drop, a roomy one peter, B.C. See you, Bob. Oh well, thanks, peter. That's nice. It's nice these guy's visitors. In his place. I was a bit sad because I wonder if Daniel got his mouse costume that he was looking for. I know. Perhaps we'll find out next time. Do you fancy your quiz? Go on then. It's a bit like the one we did last time. I've been looking at the top 40 chart of yesterday. Yeah. And you need to tell me whether these act from, it's the 1st of December 1974. It is 51 years ago today. Okay. And there's some groups or singers or whatever. And you tell me if they were in the chart or if I've just made them up. Okay. Number one, sneaky peter.

38:03Made up. Made up? Yeah. I've made up sneaky peter. Well done. Oh, I've got a little thing to play whenever you get it right and get it wrong. I've got a fuck. Come on. Where is it? Fox here. It's a little ding there. Well done. Yes. Correct. I was waiting for it. I was going to be doing your feels good. Second one. Splinter. Oh, fuck. The splinter in the chart. Yeah, they were riding high in the charts. I reckon. Do you remember splinter? No, but it rings a bell. Splinter were in the chart on December 1st, 1974 with a song called Costa Feintown. All right. It's another one. Candlelight Strategy. Oh, wow. Candlelight Strategy in the chart in 1974. Bear in mind, this is the era of the three-day week and the loss of electricity. No, you're trying to push me one way, so I'm going to go the other way, say no.

39:10You think I've made that up? Yeah. Put this up, mate. Where'd you go, right? All right, nice one. Number four. Hello. Was there an article? Hello. Yeah, of course the one. Of course the one. That is 74. Fuck me. Yeah, there was. Yeah. Check me out. Yeah, there it was called. Tell him. And finally, the train operators. The train operators in the chart, are they not? No. You think I've made that up? I think you made that up. Bastard. Five out of five. That's a rare occurrence in it, Andy. Yeah. It's a nice thing for me though. It's sick of a bug. Andy told, got five, right? Top of the ding noise again for you, because he got five out of five. Here it comes. There you go. Well done. Well done, Bob. You could have even considered celebrating me victory with the John Ormsk.

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