Comedy of Errors-William Shakespeare

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2:01This is a LibriVox recording. All LibriVox recordings are in the public domain. For more information or to volunteer, please visit LibriVox.org. Characters. Adriana, wife of antifilus of Ephesus, red bile is a bit clad. Egion, a merchant of Syracuse. Red by Jason Bordles. Emilia, wife to Egion, and Abbas at Ephesus. Red by musical heartworm. Angelo, a goldsmith. Red for you by Brandon Keener. Antifilus of Ephesus, twin brother of antifilus of Syracuse, son to Egion and Emilia. Red by Mb. Antifilus of Syracuse, twin brother of antifilus of Ephesus, son to Egion and Emilia. Red by Mb.

3:01Balthazar, a merchant. Red by Temphrair. Cortezan. Red by Maria Teresa. Dromio of Ephesus, twin brother to Dromio of Syracuse, and attendant on the two antifiluses. Red by John Fricka. Dromio of Syracuse, twin brother to Dromio of Ephesus, and attendant on the two antifiluses. Red by John Fricka. First merchant, friend to antifilus of Syracuse. Red by Algypag. Jailor. Red by Lucy Perry. Luce, servant to Adriana. Red by Danomilingar. Luciana, sister to Adriana. Red by Ariel Lipshah. Officer. Red by David Lawrence. Pinch, a schoolmaster. Red by Martin Geeson. Second merchant, indebted to Angelo.

4:04Red by Elizabeth Clad. Servant. Rapper Eli. Solenus, Duke of Ephesus. Red by Algypag. Narrated by Abai. End of Dramatist Persona. Act 1 of the Comedy of Errors by William Shakespeare. This is a Librevox recording. All Librevox recordings are in the public domain. For more information or to volunteer, please visit librevox.org. Act 1, scene 1, a hall in Duke Selenus's palace. Enter Duke Selenus, Egyn, Jailor, officers, and other attendants. Proceed, Selenus, to procure my fall. And by the doom of death, end woes and all.

5:04Merchant of Syracuse, plead no more. I am not partial to infringer laws. The enmity and discord which have laid sprung from the rankerous outrage of your Duke to merchants. Our well-gilling countrymen, who, what enguiders through the near lives, have sealed his rigorous statutes with their blood. Excludes all pity from outthreatening looks. For since the mortal and intestine jars twitch thy seditious countrymen and us, it hath in solemn ceded spin decreed both by the Syracuseans and ourselves, to admit no traffic to our adverse towns. Nay more, if any born and effusus be seen, at any Syracusean march and fares. Again, if any Syracusean born come to the bare emphasis, he die. His goods confiscate to the Duke's dispose,

6:06unless a thousand marks be levied to quit the penalty and to ransom him. Thy substance, valued the highest rate, cannot amount unto a hundred marks. Therefore, by law, thou art condemned to die. Yet this my comfort when your words are done, my woes and likewise, with the evening sun. Well, Syracusean, say in brief the cause by thou departest from thy native home and for what cause thou cameest to emphasis. A heavier task could not have been imposed than I to speak my griefs unspeakable. Yet that the world may witness that my end was wrought by nature, not by vile offense. I'll utter what my sorrows give me leave. This is Steve Covino from Covino and Rich. All right, quick round of trivia, before we get back into the show. But we're doing it differently this time. Every guy listening right now, you're contestant.

7:07No buzzers, no calling in. Just answer honestly to yourself. Here we go. You got a belly and a little chest that won't go away no matter what you try. Gast by the middle of the afternoon, no drive left in the tank. And lastly, you lack that confidence in mental edge. Fellowes, here's the thing. Those are classic signs that your testosterone's been sliding. And nothing drags it down faster than extra weight. The good news, emerging research suggests that getting rid of it may actually be more effective than TRT. So why not take matters into your own hands? Strip off the weight that tanks your testosterone with Bioma GLP1 booster. Every serving is packed with science back and third party tested ingredients that crank up your natural GLP1 production. So you can enjoy a leaner physique, surging energy, and increased drive. Visit bioma.health slash GLP1 and use code CR show to get 15% off your first order. That's bioma.health slash GLP1 code CR show for 15% off. In Syracuseia was I born and wed onto a woman.

8:09Happy blood for me. And by me had not our happen bad. With her I lived in joy. Our wealth increased by prosperous voyages I often made to Epidemnum. Till my factors death and the great care of goods at random left drew me from kind embracements of my spouse. From whom my absence was not six months old before herself, almost at fainting under the pleasing punishment that women bear had made provision for her following me and soon and safe derived where I was. There had she not been long but she became a joyful mother of two goodly sons. And which was strange, the one so like the other as could not be distinguished but by names. That very hour and in the self same in a meaner woman was delivered of such a burden male twins both alike. Those for their parents were exceeding poor. I bought and brought up to attend my sons.

9:11My wife not mainly proud of two such boys made daily motions for our home return. Unwilling I agreed. Alas, too soon we came aboard. A league from Epidemnum had we sailed before the always window-baying deep gave any tragic instance of our harm. But longer did we not retain much hope or what obscured lights the heavens did grant did but convey unto our fearful minds a doubtful warrant of immediate death. Which though myself would gladly have embraced yet the incessant weepings of my wife weeping before or what she saw must come. And pittiest planings of the pretty babes that mourned for fashion ignorant what to fear forced me to seek delays for them and me. And this it was for other means was none. The sailor sought for safety by our boat and left the ship then sinking ripe to us.

10:12My wife, more careful for the latter born, had fastened him unto a small spare mast such as seafaring men provide for storms. To him one of the other twins was bound whilst I had been like heatful of the other. The children thus disposed, my wife and I, fixing our eyes on whom our care was fixed, fastened ourselves at either end the mast. And floating straight, obedient to the stream was carried towards Corinth as we thought. At length the sun gazing upon the earth dispersed those vapors that offended us and by the benefit of his wished light the seas waxed calm and we discovered two ships from far making a main to us of Corinth that of Epidaris this. But air they came, oh let me say no more. Gather the sequel by that went before. Nay forward old man, do not break off so. For we made pity they're not pardon thee.

11:14Oh had the gods done so I had not now worthily termed them merciless to us. For air the ships could meet by twice five leagues. We were encountered by a mighty rock which being violently born upon our helpful ship was split in the midst so that in this unjust divorce of us fortune had left to both of us alike what to delight in what to sorrow for. Her part poor soul, seeming as burdened with lesser weight but not with lesser woe, was carried with more speed before the wind. And in our sight they three were taken up by fishermen of Corinth as we thought. At length another ship had seized on us and knowing whom it was their hap to save gave healthful welcome to their shipwrecked guests and would have reft the fishers of their prey had not their bark been very slow of sail and therefore homework did they bend their course. Thus have you heard me severed from my bliss

12:14that by misfortunes was my life prolonged to tell sad stories of my own mishaps. And for the sake of them thou sorrowest for to be the favour to dilate it full what hath befallen of them in thee till now. My youngest boy and yet my eldest care at eighteen years became inquisitive after his brother and important me that his attendant so his case was like reft of his brother but retained his name might bear him company in the quest of him whom whilst I labored of a love to see I hazard the loss of whom I love. Five summers have I spent in the furthest grease roaming clean through the bounds of Asia and coasting homeward came to Ephesus hopeless to find yet low to leave unsought or that or any place that harbors men but here must end the story of my life and happy were I in my timely death could all my travels warrant me they live. hapless a jeion whom the fates have marked

13:17bear the extremity of diameter's hat. Now trust me were not against our law against my crown my oath my dignity which princes would they not dissonile my soul would see was advocate for thee but though thou art a judge to the death and past sentence may not be recalled but to our honours great disparagement yet I will favor thee in what I can therefore merchant I'll do it thee this day to seek thy life by beneficial health grow all the friends thou hast in Ephesus big thou or bono to make up the sum and live if no, though I'd boom to die Gailor take him to thy custody I will my lord hopeless and helpless death a jeion when but to procrastinate his lifeless end exempt

14:19sin to the mart enter antifilus of Syracuse dromio of Syracuse and first merchant therefore you are a bidam noom lest that you good to soon be confiscate this very day a Syracusean merchant is apprehended for arrival here and not being able to buy you his life according to the statute of the tune does air the weary sun set in the west there is your money that I had to keep go back to the centaur where we host and stay there dromio till I come to thee within this hour it will be dinner time till that I'll view the manners of the town peruse the traders gaze upon the buildings and then return and sleep within mine in for with long travel I am stiff and weary get thee away many a man would take you at your word and go indeed having so good a mean

15:20exit a trusty villain sir the very oft when I'm dull with Karen ball and call you lightens my humor with his merry jests what will you walk with me about the town and then go to my inn and down with me I'm invited sir to serve the merchants of him I hope to make much benefit I crave your part soon at five o'clock please you I'll meet with you upon the mart and afterward can show to you till bedtime my present business calls me from you now well tell me I will go lose myself and one rupping down to view the city sir I commend you to your own content exit he that commends me to my own content commends me to the thing I cannot get I to the world I'm like a drop of water that in the ocean seeks another drop who falling there to find his fellow

16:22forth unseen inquisitive confounds himself so I to find a mother and a brother inquest of them unhappy lose myself interdromio of Ephesus here comes the almond act of my true date what now how chance now what returns so soon return so soon rather approach too late the capon burns the pickables from the spit the clock has struck in twelve upon the bell my mistress made it one upon my cheek she is so hot because the meat is cold the meat is cold because you come not home you come not home because you have no stomach you have no stomach having broke your fast but we that know what is to fast and pray are penitent for your default today stop in my winds or tell me this I pray where have you left the money that I gave you oh six points that I had a Wednesday last to pay the satellite for my mistress crop the satellite is so I kept it not I am not in a sport of human out tell me and dally not where is the money

17:23we being strangers here how dare start trust so great a charge from my own custody I pray you sir as you sit at dinner I from my mistress come to you in post if I return I shall be post indeed for she will score your fault upon my pete we think she or more like mine should be your clock and strike you home without a messenger come dromio come these guests are out of season reserve them to a merrier hour than this where is the goal I gave in charge to the to me sir why you gave no goal to me come on sir they have done your foolishness and tell me how that has disposed that charge my charge was but to fetch you from the mark home to your house the Phoenix sir to dinner my mistress I know sister stays for you in what safe place have you bestowed my money or I shall break that merry sconce of yours it stands on tricks when I am undispoised this is Steve Kavino from Kavino and Rich

18:23all right quick round of trivia before we get back into the show but we're doing it differently this time every guy listening right now you're contestant no buzzers no calling in just answer honestly to yourself here we go you got a belly and a little chest that won't go away no matter what you try gasp by the middle of the afternoon no drive left in the tank and lastly you lack that confidence in mental edge fellows here's the thing those are classic signs that your testosterone has been sliding and nothing drags it down faster than extra weight the good news emerging research suggests that getting rid of it may actually be more effective than TRT so why not take matters into your own hands strip off the weight that tanks your testosterone with bioma GLP1 booster every serving is packed with science back in third party tested ingredients that crank up your natural GLP1 production so you can enjoy a leaner physique surging energy and increased drive visit bioma dot health slash GLP1 and use code CR show to get 15% off your first order

19:24that's bioma dot health slash GLP1 code CR show for 15% off where is the thousand marks thou hadst of me I have some marks of yours upon my page some of my mistress marks upon my shoulders but not a thousand marks between you both I should pay your worship those again perchance you will not bear them patiently they mistress marks what mistress slave has thou your worship's wife my mistress Athenax she that does fast till you come home to dinner and praise that you will hire you home to dinner what will thou float me thus unto my face being forbidden there take that sir naeve what mean you sir forgot psychold your hands nay and you will not sir I'll take my heels exit upon my life by some device or other the villain is all wrong of all my money they say this town is full of cousinage as nimble jugglers that deceive the eye dark working sorcerers that change the mind

20:25so killing witches that deform the body disguised cheaters prating mountain bags and many such like liberties of sin if it proves though I will be gone the sooner also the center to seek this slave I greatly fear my money is not safe exit end of act one act two of the comedy of errors by William Shakespeare this is a Librevox recording all Librevox recordings are in the public domain for more information or to volunteer please visit Librevox.org act two scene one the House of Antifilus of Ephesus enter Adriana and Luciana neither my husband nor the slave returned that in such haste I sent to seek his master

21:25sure Luciana is two o'clock perhaps some merchant have invited him and from the marty somewhere gone to dinner good sister let us dine and never fret a man is master of his liberty time is their master and when they see time they'll go or come if so be patient sister why should their liberty then ours be more because their business still lies out a door look when I serve him so he takes it ill oh no he is the bridal of your will there's none but asses will be bridled so why headstrong liberty is lashed with woe there's nothing situate under heaven's eye but have his bound in earth in sea in sky the beasts the fishes and the winged fowls are their mails subjects and at their controls men more divine the masters of all these lords of the wide world and wild water he sees in dude with intellectual sense and souls of more preeminent than fish and fowls are masters to their females and their lords

22:28then let your will attend on their chords this servitude makes you to keep unwed not this but troubles of the marriage bed but were you wedded you would bear some sway air I learn love I'll practice to obey how if your husband start some other where till he come home again I would for bear patience unmoved no marvel though she pause they can be meek that have no other cause a wretched soul bruised with adversity we bid be quiet when we hear it cry but were we burdened with like weight of pain as much or more would we ourselves complain so thou that hast no unkind mate to grieve thee with urging helpless patience would relieve me but if thou lived to see like right bereft this fool begged patience in thee will be left well I will marry one day but to try here comes your man now is your husband nigh interdromio of Ephesus

23:29say is your tardy master now at hand nay is that too hands with me and that my two ears can witness say didst thou speak with him no stout his mind aye I he told me his mind upon my near bish through his hand I scarce could understand it spake he so doubtfully thou couldst not feel his meaning nay he struck so plainly I could too well feel his blows and with also doubtfully that I could scarce understand them but say I pray thee is he coming home it seems he have great care to please his wife why mistress sure my master is horn mad horn mad thou villain I mean not cockled mad but sure he is stark mad when I desire him to come home to dinner he asked me for a thousand marks in gold to stinner time crow's eye my gold crow's he your meat just burn crow's eye my gold crow's he will you come home crow's eye my gold crow's he where is the thousand marks I gave thee villain the pick crow's eye is burned my gold crow's he

24:31my mistress sir crow's eye hang up thy mistress I know not thy mistress out on thy mistress quote my master I know crow's he no house no wife no mistress so that my errands do you unto my tongue I thank him I bear home upon my shoulders for in conclusion he did beat me there go back again thou slave and fetch him home go back again and be new beaten home the God's sake since another messenger back slave or I will break thy pete across and he will bless that cross with other beating but when you I shall have a holy head hence preating peasant fetch thy master home am I so round with you as you with me that like a football you do spurn me thus you spurn me hence and he will spurn me hither if I last in this service you must cace me in leather exit fai how impatience lower than your face his company must do his minions grace whilst I at home starve for a merry look

25:32have home the age the alluring beauty took from my poor cheek then he have wasted it or my discourses dull barren my wit if voluble and sharp discourse be marred unkindness blunts it more than marble hard do their gay vestments his affections bait that's not my fault he's master of my state what ruins are in me that can be found by him not ruined then is he the ground of my defeat my decayed fair sunny look of his would soon repair but to unruly dear he breaks the pale and feeds from home poor I am but his stale self-harming jealousy fai beaded hence unfeeling fools can with such wrongs dispense I know his eye to the homage other where or else what lets it but he would be here sister you know he promised me a chain would that alone alone he would detain so he would keep fair quarter with his bed I see the jewel best enamored will lose his beauty

26:35yet the gold bides still that others touch and often touching will wear gold and no man that hath a name by falsehood and corruption doth it shame since that my beauty cannot please his eye I'll weep what's left away and weeping die how many fun fools serve mad jealousy exent seen too a public place enter antifilus of Syracuse the gold I gave to Dromeo is laid up safe at the center and the heatful slave is wandered forth in care to seek me out by computation and mine hosts report I could not speak with Dromeo since at first I sent him from the mart see here he comes enter Dromeo of Syracuse how now sir is your merry humor altered? as you love strokes so just with me again you know no centaur you received no gold

27:37your mistress sent to have me home to dinner my house was at the phoenix was to thou mad that thus so madly thou didst answer me what answer sir when spake I such a word even now even here not half an hour since I did not see you since you sent me hence home to the centaur with the gold you gave me villain thou didst deny the gold's receipt and told me of a mistress and a dinner for which I hope thou feltst I was displeased I'm glad to see you in this merry vain what means this just I pray you master tell me yeah just don't cheer and float me at the teeth thinkst thou I just hold take that and that beating him hold sir a god's sake now you're just disernest upon what bargains you give it me because then I familiarly sometimes do use you for my fool and chat with you

28:37your sauciness will just upon my love and make a comment of my serious hours if you were just with me know my aspect and fashion your demeanor to my looks or I will beat this method in your scots scots call you it so you would have battering I had rather have it ahead and you use these blows long I must get a scots for my head and in sconce it too or else I shall seek my wit in my shoulders but I pray you sir why am I beaten does there not know nothing sir but does I am beaten shall I tell you why I sir I'm wear for they say every why have a wear for why first for floating me and then where for for urgent at the second time to me was there ever any man thus be seen as a season when in the why and the wear for was neither right nor reason well sir I thank you thank me sir for what merry sir for this something that you gave me for nothing I'll make your men's next to give you nothing for something but say sir is it dinner time no sir

29:42I think the meat wants that I have in good time sir what's that basting well sir then it will be dry if it be sir I pray you eat none of it your reason lest it make you colorick and purchase me another dry basting well sir learned to just in good time there's a time for all things I dirted to denied that before you were so colorick by what rule sir Mary's sir by a rule as plain as the plain bolt paints a father time himself let's hear it there's no time for a man to recover his hair that grows built by nature he not do it by fine and recovery yes to pay a fine for a periwagon recover the lost hair of another man why is time such a negative hair this is Steve Kavino from Kavino and Rich all right quick round of trivia before we get back into the show but we're doing it differently this time every guy listening right now you're contestant no buzzers no calling in just answer

30:42honestly to yourself here we go you got a belly and a little chest that won't go away no matter what you try gasp by the middle of the afternoon no drive left in the tank and lastly you lack that confidence in mental edge fellows here's the thing those are classic signs of your testosterone has been sliding and nothing drags it down faster than extra weight the good news emerging research suggests that getting rid of it may actually be more effective than TRT so why not take matters into your own hands strip off the weight that tanks your testosterone with bioma GLP one booster every serving is packed with science back and third party tested ingredients that crank up your natural GLP one production so you can enjoy a leaner physique surging energy and increased drive visit bioma dot health slash GLP one and use code CR show to get 15 percent off your first order that's bioma dot health slash GLP one code CR show for 15 percent off being as it is so plentiful an excrement because it is a

31:42blessing that he bestows on beasts and what he has scanted men in hair he has given them in wit why but there's many men have more hair than wit not a man of those but he had the wit to lose his hair why that did conclude hairy men plane dealers without wit the plane a dealer the sooner lost yet he lose it in a kind of jolly for what reason for two and sound ones to name not sound I pray sure ones then name not sure anything forcing certain ones then name them the one to save the money that he spends in tripping the other that at dinner they should not drop in his porridge you would all this time approve there is no time for all things marion did sir namely no time to recover hair lost by nature but your reason was not substantial why there is no time to recover that I meant it time himself is bald and therefore to the world's end will have bald followers I knew it would be a bold conclusion but soft who wafts us yonder

32:48enter Adriana and Luciana I I antifilus looks strange and frown some other mistress had by sweet aspects I am not Adriana nor thy wife the time was once when thou unerged woods to vow that never words were music to thine ear that never object pleasing in thine eye that never touch well welcome to thy hand that never meet sweet savor d'in thy taste unless I spake or looked or touched or carved to thee how comes it now my husband oh how comes it that thou art thus a stranger from thyself thyself I call it being strange to me that undividable in corporate and better than thy dear self's better part I do not tear away thyself from me for no my love as easy may stow fall a drop of water in the breaking gulf and take unmingled that same drop again without addition

33:51or diminishing as take from me thyself and not mean to how dearly would it touch me to the quick shirt thou but here I were licentious and that this body consecrated to thee by ruffian lust should be contaminant which thou not spit at me and spurn at me and hurl the name of husband in my face and tear the stame skin from off my harlot brow and from my false hand cut the wedding ring and break it with a deep divorcing vow I know thou canst and therefore see thou do it I am possessed with an adulterate blot my blood is mingled with the crime of lust for if we to be one and thou play false I do digest the poison of thy flesh being strumpeted by thy contagion keep then far league and truce with thy true bed I live unstained thou undisonerad plead you to me fair dain I know you

34:51not in Ephesus I am but two hours old as strained unto your town as to your talk who every word by all my wit being scanned want wit in all one word to understand five brother how the world is changed with you when were you want to use my sister thus she sent for you by dromeo home to dinner by dromeo by me by thee and this thou distreturned from him that he did buffet thee and in his blows denied my house for his me for his wife did you can converse sir with this gentle one what is the course and drift of your compact I sir I never saw her tell this time villain thou liest for even her very words did stout deliver to me on the mart I never spake with her in all my life how can you thus then call us by our names unless it be by inspiration how ill agrees it with your gravity to

35:51counterfeit thus grossly with your slave abetting him to thwart me in my mood be it my wrong you are from me exempt but wrong not that wrong with a more contempt come I will fasten on the sleeve of thine thou art an elm my husband I am fine whose weakness married to thy stronger state makes me with thy strength to communicate if ought possess thee from me it is dross usurping ivy briar or idle moss who offer want of pruning with intrusion infect thy sap and live on thy confusion to me she speaks she moves me for her theme what was I married to you in my dreams or sleep I now think I hear all this what error drives our eyes and ears amiss until I know this sure uncertainly all entertain the offered fallacy dromeo go bid the servants spread for dinner often my beads across me for

36:53a sinner this is the fairy land oh spite of spites we taught with goblins owls and sprites if we obey them not this will ensue thou suck abrath or pinch us black and blue why pita stout to thyself an answer us not dromeo thou drone thou snail thou slug thou sought I am transformed master am I not I think thou art in mind and so am I name master both in mind and in my shape thou hast thy own form no I am an ape if thou art changed to art tis to an ass tis true she rides me an eye long for grass tis so I am an ass else it could never be but I should know her as well as she knows me come come no longer will I be a fool to put the finger in the eye and weep whilst man and master laugh my woes to scorn come sir to dinner dromeo keep the gate husband I'll dine above with you today and shrive you of a thousand idle pranks

37:57sira if any ask you of your master say he dines forth and let no creature enter come sister dromeo play the porter well am I in earth in heaven or in hell sleeping or waking matter well advised known unto these and to myself disguised I'll say as they say and per sever so and in this mist at all adventures go master shall I be pulled through the gate I and let none enter lest I break your pete come come antifilus we dine too late exeant end of act two act three of the comedy of errors by William Shakespeare this is a Librivox recording all Librivox recordings are in the public domain for more information

38:59or to volunteer please visit Librivox.org act three seen one before the house of antifilus of Ephesus enter antifilus of Ephesus dromeo of Ephesus Angelo and Balfazar good senior Angelo you must excuse us all my wife is shrush when I keep not ours say that I lingered with you at your shop to see the making of her carcass and that tomorrow you will bring it home but here's a villain that would face me down he met me on the martin that I beat him and charged him with a thousand marks and gold and that I did deny my wife and house thou drunkard thou what didst thou mean by this say what you will sir but I know what I know that you beat me at the mart I have your hand to show if the scheme of parchment and the blows you gave or ink your own handwriting would tell you what I think I think thou art an ass Mary so it does appear by the wrongs I suffer

40:03in the blows out there I should kick being kicked and being in that pass you would keep me from my hills and beware of an ass you're sad senior Balfazar pre God our cheer man's for my good will and your good welcome here I hold your dainty's cheap sir in your welcome dear oh senior Balfazar either at fish or flesh a table full of welcome makes scarce one dainty dish good meat sir is common that every churla fords and welcome more common for that's nothing but small cheer and great welcome makes a merry feast I to a niggeredly host and more sparing guest but though my kates be mean take them in good part better cheer may you have but not with better heart but soft my door is locked go bit them let us in mold Brigitte Marion Cecil Gillian Jin Dramio of Syracuse within no no tors cape on Coxcom idiot patch either get

41:05thee from the door or sit down at the hatch does thou cudge of her wentches that thou calls for such store when one is too many go good thee from the door what patch is made up order my master stays in the street let him walk from once he came lest he catch cold on's feet who talks with him there oh open the door right sir I'll tell you when and you tell me where for where for for my dinner I have not dine today nor today here you must not come again when you may what art thou that keep us me out from the house I owe the porter for this time sir and my name is a Dramio this is Steve Kavino from Kavino in rich all right quick round of trivia before we get back into the show but we're doing it differently this time every guy listening right now you're contestant no buzzers no calling in just answer honestly to yourself here we go you got a belly and a little chest that won't go away no matter what you try gasp by the middle of the afternoon no

42:07drive left in the tank and lastly you lack that confidence in mental edge fellows here's the thing those are classic signs that your testosterone's been sliding and nothing drags it down faster than extra weight the good news a emerging research suggests that getting rid of it may actually be more effective than TRT so why not take matters into your own hands strip off the weight that tanks your testosterone with bioma GLP one booster every serving is packed with science back and third party tested ingredients that crank up your natural GLP one production so you can enjoy a leaner physique surging energy and increased drive visit bioma dot health slash GLP one and use code CR show to get 15% off your first order that's bioma dot health slash GLP one code CR show for 15% off oh feeling that has stolen both mine office and my name the one near got me credit the other Michael blame if thou had been Romeo today in my place that would have changed thy face for a name or their name for an ass lucha within what

43:11coil is there Romeo who are those at the gate let my master in lucha faith no he comes too late and so tell your master oh lord I must love how that you with a proper shall I sit there in my stuff have a few with another that's when can you tell if I name be called lucha lucha their her stance I didn't well do you hear you minion you let us in I hope I thought to have asked you and you said no so come help well struck there was blow for blow thou baggage let me in can you tell for who's sake master knock the door hard let him knock till it's ache you'll cry for this minion if I beat the door down what needs all that and a pair of stocks in the town who is at the door that keeps all this noise by my trust your town is troubled with unruly boys are you there wife you might have come before or wife sir nave go get you from the door if you went in pain master this nave

44:15would go sore here is neither cheer sir nor welcome we would fein heavy there in debating which was best we shall part with neither there is something in the wind that we cannot get in you would say so master if your garments were thin your cake there is warm within you stand here in the cold it would make a man mad as a buck to be so bought and sold go fetch me something I'll break up the gate break any bearing here and I'll break your nave's pate I then they break a word with you sir and words about wind I and break it in your face so he break it not behind it seems that once broken as upon the hind here's too much out upon the I pray thee let me in I when fails have no feathers and fish have no fin well I'll break in go bore me a crow a crow without feather master me you so for a fish without a fin this foul without a feather if a croak help us in sir or we'll pluck a crow together go get the god fetch me an iron crow have

45:18patience sir oh let it not be so here in you war against your reputation and draw within the compass of suspect the unviolated honor of your wife once this your long experience of her wisdom her sober virtue years and modesty plead on her part some cause to you unknown and doubt not sir but she will well excuse why this time the doors are made against you be ruled by me departing patience and let us to the tiger all to dinner and about evening come yourself alone to know the reason of the strange restraint if by strong hand you offer to break in now in the stirring passage of the day a vulgar comment will be made of it and that supposed by the common route against you yet ungualled estimation that may with foul intrusion enter in and dwell upon your grave when you are dead for slander lives upon succession forever housed where it gets possession you have prevailed I will depart in quiet and in despite of my mean to be merry I know a wanch of excellent discourse pretty and witty wild and yet too gentle there will

46:21we die this woman that I mean my wife but I protest without dessert have oftentimes abraded me with all to her will we dinner to Angelo get you home and fetch the chain by this I note is made bring it I pray you to the portman time for there is the house that chain will I bestow be it for nothing but to spite my wife upon mine hostess there good sir make haste since mine own doors refuse to entertain me all knock elsewhere to see avail disdain me I'll meet you at that place some hour hence do so this just shall cost me some expense excellent seen to the same entaluciana and antifilus of Syracuse and may it be that you have quite forgot a husband's office shall antifilus even in the

47:23spring of love thy love springs rot shall love in building grossa ruinous if you did wed my sister for her wealth that for her wealth sake use her with more kindness or if you like elsewhere do it by stealth muffle your false love with some show of blindness let not my sister read it in your eye be not by tongue thy own shame's orator look sweet be fair become disloyalty a peril vice like virtues harbinger bear a fair presence though your heart be tainted teach sin the carriage of a holy saint be secret false what needs she be acquainted what simple thief brags of his own a taint his double wrong to truant with your bed and let her read it in lie looks at board shame hath a bastard fame well-managed ill deeds are doubled with an evil word the last poor women make us but believe being compact of credit that you love us though

48:24others have the arm show us the sleeve we in your motion turn and you may move us then gentle brother get you in again comfort my sister cheer her call her wife to his holy sport to be a little vain when the sweet breath of flattery conquer strife sweet mistress what your name is else I know not nor by what wonder you do hit of mine less of your knowledge and your grace you show not than our earth's wonder more than earth divine teach me dear creature how to think and speak lay open to my earthy gross conceit smothered in errors feeble shallow weak the folded meaning of your words deceit against my soul's pure truth why labor you to make it wander in an unknown field are you a god would you create me new transform me then into your power I'll yield but if that I am

49:27I then well I know your weeping sister is no wife of mine nor to her bed no homage to I owe far more far more do you do I decline oh train me not sweet mermaid with thy note to drown me in thy sister's flood of tears spread over the silver waves thy golden hairs and as a bet I'll take them and their lie and in that glorious supposition think he gains by death that has such means to die let love being light be drown it if she's sick what are you mad that you do reason so not mad but mated how I do not know it is a fault that spring it from your eye for gazing on your beings fair son being by gaze where you should and that will clear your sight as good to wink sweet love as look on night why call you me love call my sister so thy sister's sister that's my sister no it is

50:29myself my own selves better part mine eyes clear eye my dear hearts dear or heart my food my fortune and my sweet hopes aim my soul earth's heaven and my heavens claim all this my sister is or else should be call thy self sister sweet for I am thee thee will I love and with thee lead my life thou hast no husband yet nor I know wife give me thy hand oh soft air hold you still I'll fetch my sister to get her good will exit enter Romeo of Syracuse why how now Romeo we're runst thou so fast do you know me sir am I dream the oh am I your man am I myself thou art Romeo thou art my man thou art myself I am an ass I am a woman's man and besides myself what woman's man and how besides myself besides

51:32myself Mary sir besides myself I am due to a woman one that claims me one that haunts me one that will have me what claim was she to be Mary sir such claim as you would later your horse and she would have me as a beast not that I being a beast she would have me but that she being a very beastly creature those claim to me what is she a very riferent body I such a one as a man may not speak of without say sir reference I have but lean luck in the match and yet is she a wondrous fat marriage how does thou mean a fat marriage Mary sir she's the kitchen winch and all grease and I know not what used to put her to but to make a lamp of her and run from her by her own light I warrant her rags and the tallow in them will burn a poland winter is she live still doomsday she'll burn a week longer than the whole world what

52:37complexion is she of SWOT by my shoe but her face nothing half so clean kept for why she swits a man may go over shoes in the groin of it but that's a fault that water will man no sir disengrain now as flood could not do it what's her name no sir but her name and three quarters that's an L and three quarters will not measure her from hip to hip then she bears some breath no longer from head to foot than from head to hip she's spherical like a globe I could find out countries in her in what part of her body stands Ireland Mary in her buttocks I found out by the bogs where Scotland I found it by the Baroness hard in the palm of the hand where friends in her forehead armed and reverted making war against her air where England I looked for the chalky cliffs

53:40but I could find no whiteness in them but I guess it stood no chin by the salt room that ran between France and it where Spain faith I saw it not but I felt it hot in her breath where America the Indies oh sir upon her nose all over and finished with rubies car bunk all sapphires declining their rich aspect to the hot breath of Spain who sent whole armados of cracks to be ballast at her nose this is Steve Kavino from Kavino and Rich all right quick round of trivia before we get back into the show but we're doing it differently this time every guy listening right now you're contestant no buzzers no calling in just answer honestly to yourself here we go you got a belly and a little chest that won't go away no matter what you try gasp by the middle of the afternoon no drive left in the tank and lastly you lack that confidence in mental edge fellows here's the thing those are classic signs that your testosterone has been sliding and nothing drags it down faster than extra weight the good news emerging research

54:45suggests that getting rid of it may actually be more effective than TRT so why not take matters into your own hands strip off the weight that tanks your testosterone with bioma GLP1 booster every serving is packed with science back and third party tested ingredients that crank up your natural GLP1 production so you can enjoy a leaner physique surging energy and increased drive visit bioma dot health slash GLP1 and use code CR show to get 15% off your first order that's bioma dot health slash GLP1 code CR show for 15% off worsted bell java Netherlands oh sir I did not look so low to conclude this drudge or diviner laid claim to me called me drove me home swore I was sure to her told me what pretty marks I had about me as the mark of my shoulder the mold in my neck the great wart on my left arm that I am maze ran from her as a witch and I think if my breast had not been made of faith and my heart of stale she had transformed me to a curtail

55:49dog and made me turn to the wheel go high the presently post to the road and if the wind will blow any way from shore I will not harbor in this town tonight if any bark put forth come to the mark where I will walk till thou return to me if everyone knows us and we know none this time I think the trudge pack and be gone as from a bear a man would run for life so fly from her that would be my wife exit there's a number of witches doing habit here and therefore it is high time that I were heads she that does call me husband even my soul that for a wife of whore but her fair sister possessed with such a gentle sovereign grace of such enchanting presence in discourse had almost made me traitor to myself but lest myself be guilty to self wrong I'll stop my ears against the mermaid song enter angelal with the chain master antifilus

56:49I that's my name I know it well sir low here is the chain I thought to obtain you at porpentine the chain unfinished made me stay thus long what is your will that I shall do with this what please yourself sir I have made it for you made it for me sir I bespoke it now not once not twice but twenty times you have go home with it and please your wife with all and soon it's upper time I'll visit you and then receive my money for the chain I pray you sir receive the money now for fear you never see chain nor money more you are a merry man serve very well exit what should I think of this I cannot tell but this I think there's no man in so vain that would refuse so fair and offered chain I see a man here needs not live by shifts when in the streets he made such golden gifts out to the mart and there for dromeo stay if any ship put out then streak away exit end of act three

57:57act four of the comedy of errors by William Shakespeare this is a lip revenge recording all lip revenge recordings are in the public domain for more information or to volunteer please visit liprevox.org act four scene one a public place inter second merchant angelo and an officer you know since pentacost the summers due and since I have not much important you nor now I had not but that I embound to Persia and want guilders for my voyage therefore make present satisfaction or I'll attach you by this officer even just the son that I do owe to you is growing to me by antifus and in the instant that I met with you he had of me a chain at five o'clock I shall receive the money for the same

59:01please if you walk with me down to his house I will discharge my bond and thank you too enter antifilus of Ephesus and dromeo of Ephesus from the Cortezans that labor may save you see where he comes while I go to the goldsmith's house go down by a rope send that will I bestow among my wife and her Confederates for locking me out of my doors by day but soft I see the goldsmith get the gone by the rope and bring it home to me I buy a thousand pound a year I buy a rope exit a man is well hope up the trusts to you I promise that your presence and the chain but neither chain nor goldsmith came to me but like you thought our love would last too long if it were chained together and therefore came not saving your merry humor here's the note how much your chain weighs to the utmost carrot the finest of the gold

1:00:02and chargeful fashion which stop them out to three odd duckets more than I stand dead to this gentleman I pray you see him presently discharged for he is bound to see and stays but for it I am not furnished with the present money besides I have some business in the town good senior take the stranger to my house and with you take the chain and bid my wife disperse the sum on the receipt thereof perchance I will be there as soon as you then you will bring the chain to her yourself no there it with you last I come not time enough well sir I will have you the chain about you and if I have not sir I hope you have or I'll see you may return without your money nay come I pray you sir give me the chain both wind and tide stays for this gentleman I to blame have held him here too long good lord you use this dalliance to excuse your breach of promise to the portentine I should have you chid for not bringing it but like a shrew you first begin to

1:01:09brawl the hour steals on I pray you sir dispatch you hear how he impotions me the chain why give it to my wife and fetch your money come come you know I gave it you even now either send the chain or send me by some token fine now you run this humor out of breath where's the chain I pray you let me see it my business cannot broke this dalliance good sir say whether you lancet me or no if not I'll leave him to the officer I answer you what should I answer you the money that you owe me for the chain I owe you none till I receive the chain you know I gave it you half an hour since you gave me none you wrong me much to say so you wrong me more sir in denying consider how it stands upon my credit well officer arrest him at my suit I do and charge you in the

1:02:10duke's name to obey me this touches me in reputation either consent to pay this sum from me or I attach you by this officer consent to pay thee that I never had arrest me foolish fellow without here's the fee arrest him officer I would not spare my brother in this case if he should scorn me so apparently I do arrest you sir you hear the suit I do obey thee till I give thee bail but sir you shop by this sport as dear as all the metal in your shop will answer sir sir I will have law in Ephesus to your notorious shame I doubt it not enter Romeo of Syracuse from the bay master there is a bark of epidemium that stays but till her owner comes aboard and then sir she bears away our fortitude sir I have conveyed aboard and I have bought the oil the balsamam and aqua vete

1:03:13the ship is in her trim the merry wind blows fair from land they stay for naught at all but their own the master and yourself how now a madman why thou peevish sheep what ship of epidemium stays for me a ship you sent me to to hire a waftege thou drunken slave I sent thee for a rope and told thee to what purpose and what end you sent me for a rope send as soon you sent me to the base sir for a bark I will debate this matter at more leisure and teach your ears to list me with more heed to Adriana villain high thee straight give her this key and tell her in the desks that's covered over with turkish tapestry there is a purse of dockets let her send it tell her I am arrested in the street and that shall bail me high thee slave be gone on officer to prison till it come exean second merchant angelo officer and antifilus of effusus so Adriana that is where we dined

1:04:21where douse a bell did claim me for her husband she is too big I hope for me to compass there I must although against my will for servants must their masters mine sfafil exit seen too the house of antifilus of effusus enter Adriana and luchiana ah luchiana did he tempt thee so might thou perceive austerely in his eye that he did plead an earnest ye oh no look to read or pale or sad or merrily what observation made thou in this case of his heart's meteors tilting in his face first he denied you had in him no right he meant he did me none the more my spite then swore he that he was a stranger here and true he swore though yet force warn he were then pleaded I for you and what said he that love I begged for you he begged of me with what persuasion did he tempt thy love with words that in an honest

1:05:23suit might move first he did praise my beauty then my speech did speak him fair have patience I besiege I cannot nor I will not hold me still my tongue though not my heart shall have his will he is deformed crooked old and seer ill-faced worst bodied shapeless everywhere vicious ungentle foolish blunt unkind stigmatical and making worse in mind who would be jealous then of such a one no evil lost is wailed when it is gone ah but I think him better than I say and yet would hear in others eyes were worse far from her nest the lapwing cries away my heart praise for him though my tongue do curse interdromio of syracuse here go the desk the purse sweet now my case how hast thou last thy breath by running fast where is thy master dromio is he well no

1:06:24who's in tartar limbo worse than hell a devil in an everlasting garment had him one whose hard heart is buttoned up with steel a feigned a fury pityless and rough a wolfnate worse a fellow all in buff a black friend a shoulder clapper one that counter-mounds the passages of ali's creeks and narrow lens a hound that runs counter and yet draws dry foot well one that before the judgment carries poor souls to hell why man what is the matter i do not know the matter he is rested on the case what is he arrested tell me it who suit i know not at whose suit he is arrested well but he's in a suit of buff which rested him that i can tell would you send him mistress redemption the money in his desk go fetch it sister exit luchiana this i wonder at that he unknown to me should be in debt tell me was he arrested on a band not on a bend but on a stronger thing a chain a chain do you not hear it ring what the chain no no the bell just on that i were gone it was too

1:07:28air i left him and now the clock strikes one the hours come back that did i never hear oh yes if any hour meet us sergeant it turns back for very fear as if time were in debt how fondly does that reason time is a very bankrupt and owes more than he's worth to season now he's a thief too have you not heard men say the time comes stealing on by night and day if time be in debt and theft and sergeant in the way happy not reason to turn back an hour in a day re-enter luchiana with a purse go dromio there's the money buried straight and bring thy master homomidiously come sister i impressed down with conceit conceit my comfort and my injury exempt seen three a public place enter antifilus of syracuse there's not a man i meet but does salute me as if i were their well acquainted friend and everyone does call me by my name some tender money to me some invite me some other give me thanks for kindnesses

1:08:33some offer me commodities to buy even though a tailor called me in his shop and showed me silks that he had bought for me and they're with all took measure of my body sure these are but imaginary wiles and lapland sorcerers inhabit here enter dromio of syracuse master here's the gold you sent me for what if you got the picture of old Adam you were parralled what gold is this what Adam just now mean not that Adam that kept the paradise but that Adam that keeps the prison he that goes in the calf skin that was killed for the protocol that he came behind you sir like an evil angel and bid you forsake your liberty hey understand be not no white is a plain case he that went like a base vile in a case of leather the men sir that when gentleman attired gives them a sob and rests them he sir that takes pity on the caveman and gives them suits of jurns he that sets up his rest to do more exploits than his mace than a morris pike what that mean is an officer i sir the sergeant of the band he that brings

1:09:40anyone to answer if that breaks his band one that thinks a man always going to bed and says god give you good rest well sir there rast in your foolery is there any wiser i brought you word an hour since that the bark expedition put forth tonight and then were you hindered by the sergeant to tarry for the hoi delay here at the angel that you sent forward to deliver you the fellow is distract and so am i and here we wander in illusions some blessed power deliver us from hence interacortism well met well met master antifilus i see sir you'll found the goldsmith now is that the chain you promised me today satan avoid i charged the tempt me not master this is steve kovino from kovino and rich all right quick round of trivia before we get back into the show but we're doing it differently this time every guy listening right now you're contestant no buzzers no calling in just answer honestly to yourself here we go you got a belly and a little chest that won't

1:10:43go away no matter what you try gasp by the middle of the afternoon no drive left in the tank and lastly you lack that confidence in mental edge fellows here's the thing those are classic signs that your testosterone has been sliding and nothing drags it down faster than extra weight the good news emerging research suggests that getting rid of it may actually be more effective than TRT so why not take matters into your own hands strip off the weight that tanks your testosterone with bioma glp one booster every serving is packed with science back and third party tested ingredients that crank up your natural glp one production so you can enjoy a leaner physique surging energy and increased drive visit bioma dot health slash glp one and use code cr show to get 15% off your first order that's bioma dot health slash glp one code cr show for 15% off is this mistress satan it is the devil no she is worse she is the devil's dam and if she comes in the habit of a light wench and thereof comes that wench is say god damn me that's as

1:11:48much to say god make me a light wench it is written they appear to then like angels of light light is an effective fire and fire will burn go light wenches will burn come not near your man and you are marvelous Mary sir will you go with me will mend our dinner here master if you do expect spoon meat or be speak a long spoon wide Romeo Mary he must have a long spoon that must eat with the devil avoid that fiend what tells thou me of something thou art as you are all a sorceress I can't you thee to leave me and be gone give me the ring of mine you head at dinner or for my diamond the chain you promised and I'll be gone sir and not trouble you some devil's ask for the pairings of ones nail a rush a hair a dropper blood a pin a nut a cherry stone but she more covetous would have a chain master be wise and if you give it to her the devil will

1:12:48shake her chain and fright us with it I pray you sir my ring or else the chain I hope you do not mean to cheat me so a bode thou which come Romeo let us go fly pride says the beatcock mistress that you know excellent antifilus of Syracuse and Romeo of Syracuse now out of doubt antifilus is man else what he never so demeaned himself a ring he hath of mine worth forty duckets and for the same he promised me a chain both one and other he denies me now the reason that I gather he is mad besides his present instance of his rage is a mad tale he told today at dinner of his own doors being shut against his entrance believe his wife acquainted with his fits on purpose shut the doors against his way my way is now to high home to his house and tell his wife that being lunatic he'd rush into my house and took perforce my ring away this course I fitness choose

1:13:53for forty duckets is too much to lose exit seen for a street enter antifilus of Ephesus and the officer fear me not man I will not break away I'll give thee air I leave thee so much money to warrant thee as I am rested for my wife is in a wayward mood today and will not lightly trust the messenger that I should be attached in Ephesus I tell you to sound harshly in her ears enter Romeo of Ephesus with a rope's end here comes my man I think he brings the money how now sir have you that I sent here's that I warrant you will pay them all but where's the money why sir I gave the money for the rope 500 duckets villain for a rope I'll serve you sir 500 at the right to what end did I bid the home to a rope's end sir and to that end am I returned and to that end sir I will welcome you

1:15:00beating him good sir be patient no just for me to be patient I am in adversity good now hold a tongue hey rather persuade him to hold his hands thou horse unsenseless villain I would I were senseless sir that I might not feel your blows thou art sensibly nothing but blows and so is an ass I am an ass indeed you may prove it by my long ears I have served him from the hour of my nativity to this instant and have nothing at his hands for my service but blows when I am cold he heats me with beating when I am warm he calls me with beating I am waked with it when I sleep raised with it when I sit driven out of doors with it when I go from home welcomed home with it when I return they I bear it on my shoulders as a beggar want her brat and I think when he have blamed me I shall beg with it from door to door come go along my wife is coming yonder enter Adriana Luciana the Cortezan and pinch mistress respire's final respectful end or rather the

1:16:08prophecy like the parrot beware the ropes and will thou still talk beating him how say you now is not your husband mad his incivility confirms no less good doctor pinch you are a conjurer establish him in his true sense again and I will please you what he will demand alas how fiery and how sharp he looks mark how he trembles in his ecstasy give me your hand and let me feel your pulse there is my hand and let it feel your ear striking him I charge the satan housed within this man to yield possession to my holy prayers and to thy state of darkness high this trait I conjure thee by all the saints in heaven peace don't you wizard peace I am not mad oh that thou were not poor to stress it so you minion you are these your customers did this companion

1:17:16with the saffron face revel and feasted at my house today whilst upon me the guilty doors were shot and I denied to enter in my house oh husband god of no you dined at home where would you would remain until this time free from these slanders and this open shame dined at home thou villain what sayest thou sir soothed to say you did not dine at home were not my doors locked up and I shut out perdi your doors were locked and you shut out and did not she herself revile me there sons fable she herself reviled you there did not her kitchen made rail taught and scorned me search she did the kitchen vestal scorned you and did not I in rage depart from vents in verity you did my bones bear witness that since I felt the vigor of his rage it's good to sue him in these contraries it is no shame the fellow finds his vein and yielding to him humours well his

1:18:23frenzy thou hast suborned the goldsmith to arrest me alas I sent you money to redeem you by dromeo here who came in haste for it money by me heart and good will you might but surely master not a rag of money winced not thou to her for a purse of dockets he came to me and I delivered it and I am witness with her that she did god and the rope make obey me witness that I was sent for nothing but a rope mistress both man and master is possessed I know it by their pale and deadly looks they must be bound and laid in some dark room say wherefore did thou lock me forth today and why does thou deny the bag of gold I did not gentle husband lock the fourth and gentle master I received no gold but I confess sir that we were locked out dissembling villain now speaks false

1:19:23in both dissembling hurl it thou art false in all and I'd consider it with a dammed pack to make a loathsome abject scorn of me but with these nails I'll pluck out these false eyes that would beholding me the shameful sport enter 304 and offer to bind him he strives oh bind him bind him let him not come near me more company the fiend is strong within him I'm me poor man how pale and won he looks what will you murder me thou jaylor thou I am thy prisoner will thus suffer them to make a rescue masters let him go he is my prisoner and you shall not have him go find this man for he is frantic true they offer to bind dromeo of Ephesus what will thou do thou peevish officer has thou delight to see a wretched man do outraged and displeasure to himself he is my prisoner if

1:20:24I let him go the dead he owes will be required of me I will discharge the air I go from the bear me forth with under his creditor and knowing how the debt grows I will pay it good master doctor see him save conveyed home to my house almost unhappy day almost unhappy strumpet master I am here entered in bond for you out on the villain wherefore does thou mad me will you beat bound for nothing be mad good master cry that death all god help poor souls how idly do they talk go bear him hence sister go you with me exand all but Adriana Luciana officer and cortisum say now who suit is he arrested at one angelo a goldsmith do you know him I know the man what's the sum he owes 200 duckets say how grows it do do for a chain your husband had of him he did bespeak a chain for me but had it not when as your husband all enraged today came to my house and took away my ring

1:21:27the ring I saw upon his finger now straight after did I meet him with a chain it may be so but I didn't never see it come jaylor bring me where the goldsmith is I longed know the truth thereof at large enter antifilus of syracuse with his rapier drawn and dromio of syracuse god for the mercy they are loose again and come with naked swords let's call more help to have them bound again away they'll kill us exand all but antifilus of syracuse and dromio of syracuse I see these witches are afraid of swords she that would be your wife now ran from you come to the center fetch our stuff from beds I long that we were safe and sound aboard face stay here this night they will surely do us no arm you saw they speak us fair give us gold me thinks they are such a gentle nation that but for the mountain of mad flesh that claims marriage of me I could find in my art to stay here still and turn which I will not stay tonight for all the town therefore away

1:22:32to get our stuff aboard exand this is steve kovino from kovino and rich all right quick round of trivia before we get back into the show but we're doing it differently this time every guy listening right now you're contestant no buzzers no calling in just answer honestly to yourself here we go you got a belly and a little chest that won't go away no matter what you try gasp by the middle of the afternoon no drive left in the tank and lastly you lack that confidence and mental edge fellows here's the thing those are classic signs that your testosterone's been sliding and nothing drags it down faster than extra weight the good news emerging research suggests that getting rid of it may actually be more effective than trt so why not take matters into your own hands strip off the weight that tanks your testosterone with bioma glp one booster every serving is packed with science back and third party tested ingredients that crank up your natural glp one production so you can enjoy a leaner physique surging energy and increased drive visit bioma dot health slash glp one and use code cr show to get 15% off your

1:23:38first order that's bioma dot health slash glp one code cr show for 15% off end of act four act five of the comedy of errors by William Shakespeare this is a liprovox recording all liprovox recordings are in the public domain for more information or to volunteer please visit liprovox.org act five scene one a street before a priory inter second merchant and angelo i am sorry sir that i have hindered you but i protest he had the chain of me though most as easily he doth deny it how is the amount of steam tear in the city a very rare grand reputation sir of credit infinite highly beloved second to none that lives here in the city his word might bear my wealth at any time speak softly yonda as i think he walks enter antifilus of

1:24:46syracuse and draw me off syracuse tisso and that self-chain about his neck which he forced or most monstrously to have good sir draw near to me i'll speak to him senior antifilus i wonder much that you would put me to this shame and trouble and not without some scandal to yourself with circumstances and oaths so to deny this chain which now you wear so openly beside the charge the shame and prison and you have done wrong to this my honest friend who but for staying on our controversy and hoisted sale and put to see today this chain you had of me can you deny it i think i had i never did deny it yes that you did sir and for swore it too who heard me to deny it or for swore it these ears of mine thou knowest did hear the

1:25:51fai on the wretch tis pity that thou livest to walk any honest man resort thou art a villain to impeach me thus i'll prove my honor and mine honesty against the presently if thou darest stand i dare and do defy thee for a villain they draw enter adriana luciana the cortison and others hold hurt him not for god's sake he is mad some get within him take his sword away bind dromeo to and bear them to my house run master run for god's sake take a house this is some priori in or we are spoiled exand antifilus of syracuse and dromeo of syracuse to the priory enter the lady ebbus emilia be quiet people wherefore throng you hiver to fetch my poor distracted husband hence let us come in with me may bind him fast and bear him home for his recovery i knew he was not in his perfect words i am sorry now that i did draw on him how long have this possession held the man

1:26:58this week he have been heavy sour sad and much different from the man he was but till this afternoon his passion they're break into extremity of rage happy not last much wealth by wreck of sea buried some dear friend half not else his eyes strayed his affection in unlawful love a sin prevailing much in youthful men who give their eyes the liberty of gazing which of these sorrows is he subject to to none of these except to be the last namely some love that drew him off from home you should for that have reprehended him why so i did i but not rough enough as roughly as my modesty would let me happily in private and in assemblies too i but not enough it was the copy of our conference in bed he slept not from i urging it at board he fed not from i urging it alone it was the subject of my theme in company i often glanced it still did i tell him it was vile and

1:28:00bad and thereof came it that the man was mad the venom clamors of a jealous woman poisons more deadly than a mad dog's tooth it seems his sleeves were hindered by thy railing and therefore comes it that his head is light thou saised his meat was soft with thy ab ratings and quiet meals make ill digestions thereof the raging fire of fever bread and what's a fever but a fit of madness thou saised his sports were hindered by thy brawls sweet recreation bard what doth ensue but moody and dull melancholy kinsmen to grim and comfortless despair and at her heels a huge infectious troop of pale distemperatures and foes to life in food in sport and life preserving rest to be disturbed with mad or man or beast the consequence is then my jealous fits have scared

1:29:03thy husband from the use of wits she never reprehended him but mildly when he demeaned himself rough brood and wildly why bear you these rebuke and answer not she did betray me to my own proof good people enter and lay hold on him no not a creature enters in my house then let your servants bring my husband forth neither he took this place for sanctuary and it shall privilege him from your hands till I have brought him to his wits again or lose my labor in a saying it I will attend my husband be his nurse diet his sickness for it is my office and will have no attorney but myself and therefore let me have him home with me be patient where I will not let him stir till I have used the approved means I have the pulse and serps drugs and holy prayers to make of him a formal man again it is a branch and parcel of mine oath a charitable duty of my order therefore depart and leave him here with me I will not hens and leave my husband here

1:30:09and ill it off the seam your holiness to separate the husband and the wife be quiet and depart thou shalt not have him exit complain unto the duke of this indignity come go I will fall prostrate at his feet and never rise until my tears and prayers have won his grace to come in person hither and take before my husband from the abyss why this I think the dial points at five a no-nime short the duke himself in person comes this way to the melancholy veil the place of death and sorry execution behind the ditches of the abbey here upon what cause to see a reverend syracusean merchant who put unnuckily into this bay against the laws and statutes of this town beheaded publicly for his offense see where they come we will behold his death kneel to the duke before he passed the abbey enter duke solinas attended e.g. on bare headed with the headsman and other officers yet once again proclaim it publicly if any friend will pay the sum for him you shall not die

1:31:16so much we tend to him justice most sacred duke against the abyss she is a virtuous and a reverend lady it cannot be that she has done the wrong may it please your grace antifilus my husband whom I made lord of me and all I had at your important letters this ill day a most outrageous fit of madness took him that desperately he hurried through the street with him his bondman all as mad as he doing displeasure to the citizens by rushing in their houses bearing vents rings jewels anything his rage did like once did I get him bound and sent him home whilst to take order for the wrongs I went that here and there his fury had committed a non I what not by what strong escape he broke from those that had the guard of him and with his mad attendant and himself each one with ironful passion with drawn swords met us again and madly bent on us chased us away till raising of more aid we came again to bind them then they fled into this abbey whether we

1:32:20pursued them and here the abyss shot the gates on us and will not suffer us to fetch him out nor send him forth that we may bear him hence therefore most gracious duke with thy command let him be brought forth and born hence for help long since thy husband served me in my wars that I to the engaged a prince's word without didst make him master thy bed to do him all the grace and good I could good some of you not with the abbey gate and bid the lady abyss come to me I will determine this before I stir enter a servant on mistress mistress shift and save yourself my master and his men abose broke loose bidden the maids row and bound the doctor hospitable since they have sinched off his friends of fire and ever is it placed this rone him cried pales of paddled myad to quench the hair my master purchased patience to him and the while his men with scissors nicks him like a fool ensure unless you send some present help between them they will kill the conjurer peace fool thy master and his man are here and that

1:33:25is false thou dost report to us mistress upon my life I tell you true I have no priest almost since I did see it he cries for you and was if he can take you to squat your face into this figure you cry within hark hark a hill mistress fly begun come stand by me fear nothing god with help it I me it is my husband witness you that he is born about invisible even now he housed him in the abbey here and now he's there past thought of human reason inter antifilus of Ephesus and joe meow of Ephesus justice most gracious duko grant me justice this is Steve kovino from kovino and rich all right quick round of trivia before we get back into the show but we're doing it differently this time every guy listening right now you're contestant no buzzers no calling in just answer honestly to yourself here we go you got a belly and a little chest that won't go away no matter what

1:34:28you try gasp by the middle of the afternoon no drive left in the tank and lastly you lack that confidence in mental edge fellows here's the thing those are classic signs that your testosterone has been sliding and nothing drags it down faster than extra weight the good news emerging research suggests that getting rid of it may actually be more effective than trt so why not take matters into your own hands strip off the weight that tanks your testosterone with bioma glp one booster every serving is packed with science back and third party tested ingredients that crank up your natural glp one production so you can enjoy a leaner physique surging energy and increased drive visit bioma dot health slash glp one and use code cr show to get 15% off your first order that's bioma dot health slash glp one code cr show for 15% off even for the service that long since i did the when i bestrid the in the wars and took deep scars to save thy life even for the blood that that i lost for the now grant me justice unless the fear of death doth make me doubt

1:35:35i see my son and a folis andromio justice sweet prince against that woman there she who now gives to me to me my wife that had abused and disordered me even the strength and height of injury beyond the imagination is the wrong that she this day have shameless thrown on me discover how without short-fired me just this day great duke she shut the doors upon me well she with harlots feasted in my house a grievous fault say woman did style say no my good lord myself he and my sister today did dine together so befall my soul as this is false he burdens me with all near may i look on day nor sleep on night but she tells to your highness simple truth no perjured woman they're both for sworn and this the madman justly charges them my legia

1:36:36i'm advised what i say neither disturbed with the effect of wine nor heady rash provoked with raging iron albeit my wrongs might make one wiser mad this woman locked me out this day from dinner that goldsmith there were he not packed with her could witness it for he was with me then who parted with me to go fetch a chain promising it to bring it to the portmantine where balthas are and i did dine together our dinner done and he not coming with her i went to seek him in the street i met him and in his company that gentleman there did this perjured goldsmith swear me down that i this day of him received the chain which god he knows i saw not for the witch he did arrest me with an officer i did obey and sent my peasant home for certain duckets he with none returned then fairly i bespoke the officer to go in person with me to my house

1:37:45by the way we met my wife her sister and a rabble more of vile confederates along with them they brought one pinch a hungry lean face de villain a mere anatomy a mount bank a threadbare juggler and a fortune teller a needy hollow eyed sharp looking wretch a dead looking man this pernicious slave forsooth took on him as a conjurer and gazing in my eyes feeling my pulse and with no face as to her out facing me cries out i was possessed then all together they fell upon me bound me bore me hence and in a dark and dankish vault at home there left me and my man both bound together till knowing with my teeth my bones in sander i gained my freedom and immediately ran hitherto grace whom i besieged to give me ample satisfaction for these deep shames and great

1:38:49indignities my lord in truth thus far i witnessed with him that he dined not at home but was locked out but how did such a chain of thee or no he had my lord and when he ran in here these people saw the chain about his neck besides i will be sworn these ears of mine heard you confess you had the chain of him after you first for swore it on the mart and thereupon i drew my sword on you and then you fled into this abbey here from whence i think you are come by miracle i never came within these abbey walls no ever did stow draw thy sword on me i never saw the chain so help me heaven and this is false you burdened me with all why what an intricate impeach is this i think you all of dracobs here says come if he you housed him here he would have been if you were mad he would not plead so coldly you say dined at home the ghost with here denies that saying

1:39:52sir what say you sir he dined with her there at the pulpitine he did and from my fingers snatch that ring his true my leg this ring i had of her sourced out him enter at the abbey here ashore my leg as i do see your grace why this is strange go call the abbey's killer i think you're all made it or stark mad exit one to abbey's most mighty duke bouch save me speak a word happily i see a friend will save my life and pay the sum that may deliver me speak freely sir a curision what thou will is not your name sir called antifolus and is not that your bondman dromeo within this hour i was his bondman sir but he i thank him nored into my chords now am i dromeo and his men unbound i am sure you both of you remember me ourselves we do remember sir by you for lately we were bound as you are now you are not pinch his patient are you sir why you

1:40:56look strange on me you know me well i never saw you in my life till now oh grief hath changed me since you saw me last and careful hours with times deformed hand have written strange to features in my face but tell me yet does thou not know my voice neither dromeo nor thou no trust me sir nor i i am sure thou dost i sir but i'm sure i do not and whatsoever amanda nights you are now bound to believe him not know my voice oh times extremity has to thou so cracked and splitted my poor tongue in seven short years that here my only son knows not my feeble key of untuned cares though now this grain face of mine be hid in sap consuming winters drizzled snow and all the conduits of my blood froze up yet hath my night of life some memory my wasting lamps some fading glimmer left

1:41:58my dull deaf ears a little used to hear all these old witnesses i cannot air tell me thou art my son antifolus i never saw my father in my life but seven years since in seracusia boy thou noast we parted but perhaps my son thou shamus to acknowledge me in misery the duke and all that know me in the city can witness with me that it is not so i never saw seracusa in my life i tell thee seracusian 20 years have i been patron to antifolus during which time he never saw seracusa i see their age in dangers make thee dirt re-enter emilia with antifolus of seracuse and dromeo of seracuse most mighty duke the hold a man much wronged all gathered to see them i see two husbands one my nice to see for me one of these men is genius to the other and so of these which is the natural man and which the spirit

1:43:00do you desire us them i sir and dromeo command him away i sir and dromeo pray let me stay a jean art thou not or else his ghost oh my master who have banned him here whoever bound him i will lose his bonds and gain a husband by his liberty speak old a jean if thou beast the man that hats wife once called amelia that bore thee at a burden to fair sons oh if thou beast the same a jean speak and speak unto the same amelia if i dream not thou art amelia if thou art she tell me where is that son that floated with thee on the fatal raft by men of epidamum he and i in the twin dromeo all were taken up but by and by rude fishermen of Corinth by force took dromeo and my son from them and me they left with those of epidamum what then became of them i cannot tell

1:44:06i to this fortune that you've seen me and right here begins his morning story right these two antifolicists these two so like and these two dromeos one in semblance besides her urging of her reckons see these are the parents to these children which accidentally are met together antifolicists now came some kinds first no so not i i came from syracuse stay stand apart i know not which is which i came from Corinth my most gracious lord and i with him brought to this town by that most famous warrior duke melephan your most renounded uncle which of you two did dine with me today i gentle mistress and are not you my husband no i say nay to that and so do i yet she didn't call me so and this fair gentlewoman her sister here did call me brother to luciana what i told you then i

1:45:10hope i shall of leisure to make good if this be not a dream i see in here that is the change sir which you had of me i think it be sir i deny it not and you sir for this chain arrested me i think i did sir i deny it not i sent you money sir to be your bail by dromeo but i think he brought it not no none by me this purse of dockets i received from you and dromeo my man did bring them me i see we still did meet each other's man and i was tan for him and he for me and there upon these errors are arose these dockets pawn i for my father here it shall not need my father has his life sir i must have that diamond from you there take it and much thanks for my good cheer renown and duke vouched safe to take the pains to go with us into the abbey here and here at large discourse

1:46:14to all our fortunes and all that are assembled in this place that by this sympathize one day's error have suffered wrong go keep us company and we shall make full satisfaction 33 years have i but gone in trivial of you my sons until this present hour my heavy burden and they're delivered the duke my husband and my children both and you the calendars of their nativity go to a gossip's feast and go with me after so long grief such festivity with all my heart all gossip for this feast exeant all but antifilus of syracuse antifilus of Ephesus dromeo of syracuse and dromeo of Ephesus master shall i fetch your stuff from shipboat dromeo or what stuff of mine has thou embarked your goods that lay at hosts are in the central he speaks to me i am your master dromeo come go with us we'll look to that anon embrace thy brother

1:47:19there rejoice with him exeant antifilus of syracuse and antifilus of Ephesus there is a fat friend at your master's house that kichined me for you today at dinner she now shall be my sister not my wife me think she are my glass and not my brother i see by you i am a sweet face youth will you walk in to see their gossiping not I sir you are my elder that's a question how shall we try it we'll draw cuts for the senior till then lead their first they then thus we came into the world brother and brother and now let's go hand in hand not one before another exeant end of act five end of the comedy of errors by William Shakespeare this is Steve Kovino from Kovino and Rich quick trivia fellas every guy listening's contestant

1:48:20answer honestly to yourself you got a belly in a little chest gasped by the afternoon no drive left in the tank you lack that confidence and mental edge those are classic signs that your testosterone has been sliding and nothing drags it down faster than extra weight so why not take matters into your own hands strip off the weight that tanks your testosterone with bioma glp1 booster every serving is packed the science packed ingredients that crank up your natural glp1 production visit bioma dot health slash glp1 news code cr show for 15% off your first order