Eliot Shorr-Parks on Eagles Playoff Hopes and Jalen Hurts' Future

0:00Welcome back midday show live at McGurks in Royars for the rally in Roarsford. The return of huge huge Jack Daniels Blackberry locker and punches here. Hey, come on by hang out with us and he I'm here at some rumors 3 p.m. today swoop and the cheerleaders going to come by McGurks and Roarsford. Oh, is that right? Yes. So it's a big it's a big day. If you're in the area, come on hang out with us. Beautiful day at McGurks. It's a good day to start the football season. It's cool. It's a little cooler out now, man. I can like that. It's better. Yeah. I'm done with summer weather. Give me this fallish, you know, kind of cool in the air weather. That's what I need. 215-592-94-94. This segment sponsored by Kozy trailer. It's up up to the 50. That's color. Cut, clarity, carrot and Kozy. All right, let's go back to the phone lines here and then we'll get to something Jason Lock and Forrest said about the Eagles and where their eye is as the off season, well, the season starts and where there might be for next off season Terrence in Springfield up on WIP Terrence Terrence. Joe Kyle. What's up, man? Terrence, what's up, pal?

1:01All right, Joe, man. Well, we we we we we're talking a lot and for all those little fair weather fans that that that when they go 51% that they're not a lot, 51% keep saying same energy, man. Keep the same energy after with one. Well, do you know, her's come down and play the play the best off because I don't care if 80 does good tonight because that's only one this only one game. It's going to go bad the rest of the season for 80 brown. We don't know how it's going to turn out. So we can't go off one game even if it does do good. You might have a hundred yards, two, three, whatever. It don't matter. The season still has to unfold. I mean, for all those fans that say 50% not a lot, this season is a little break to me. This is the the biggest season of Jim. Her's career. I don't care. The Super Bowl season, all other seasons working here. This season right here is the biggest year. He's actually he's a pretty much saying saying for a contract and how he comes out and how he answers with response and how he how he's resilient and a couple of adversity is often even if the offense has trouble this year.

2:02It's going to get a lot of bad down. I heard the Dylan Hutch fold. It's going to be a hit on his character because we know the Dylan Hutch. He's a humble guy. He likes to he likes to challenge to have version. So if he comes out and he folds and this offense looks horrible. It's going to be a nightmare on Dylan Hutch and the rest of his career because that would say he's on the trajectory going down. If he comes out this year, could I be the second of years that he looks bad as a quarterback NFL. We're not bad, but mediocre. Yeah. Let's go back to NFL because we know the art of the years. He had a medicinal this year. He has to. He has to play good. He has to be a leader. He has to have to communicate with his rival receivers because if you know, it's going to be doomed day guys. And the Eagles not not making a playoffs. You all know it's like a funeral service. We routine don't make the playoffs like the film and the ticket, the state has the everybody in the state. All the Eagles fans are going to flag the funeral at our hands. We'll flag the flags at half mass if it happens. You're right. It would. I mean, it's been a long time in 2020's a long time ago. So you know, we've just kind of penciled in where you got at least

3:06to play off. We could tear as we produced a phone call. It would be it would be a lot to handle, for sure. I just think the NFC is better and right. I agree with that. The NFC taught to bottom is better. You know, as far as the jail one thing about the future of his career, he would. This is there's a lot, obviously a lot of stake. Money wise, contract wise. Also, if if more than half the league now was running this particular kind of offense, right? To me, the we that maker break word keeps coming up. If he shows he can run this, then it makes him more attractive to all those other teams. The inverse is true too. If he struggles with this and all these teams are running it, it makes him less attractive to all those teams, right? Like it's this is the year I feel like the next three or four years of Hurches Crew will be decided by this season. If he plays really well, you kind of lock him into being a starter for the next few years in the NFL, no matter what. If he doesn't play well, you know, things could change. We'll talk to Elliott, Sure Parks, who is getting ready for Eagles practice. Who is the next year? Next year, next year, Randy Brack, who was that? I said, who is late? Elliott was late. We I'm sure we'll get a reason for it. Elliott's sitting there. Don't

4:08protect him. Elliott, what the hell? What you doing? So I feel awful. It's a busy day down here. Look, we got a lot of news from the press conference. Yeah, my bad on that. My bad. Yeah, just forgot about us. Is that what happened? No, I wouldn't say I forgot about you. You just don't care. No, I'm no, yeah. I so honestly, you want to know what it is. I have to, so I'm trying to be on my phone less at night. My wife wants me on my phone less at night. So I have this new setting on my phone that I put on it. So I'm getting less alerts. And unfortunately, that's what happened when I was typing up the manion thing. So, you know, you can blame my wife. I guess for this. When we see her in England, I will bring this up and London. Hey, this is why he's married. You're not. Yeah, that's why I got lower. I'll listen. All right, Elliott. We're happy to have you and the seriante press conference. One thing I'm curious of the Jonathan Grunard status come up and what's your expectation when they get on the practice field as he's going to be full? Is it going to be limited? It's a big story. I need to week one. Yeah, so we'll be out on

5:12the practice field in about two hours here at the Jefferson Health Training Complex. And Nick was asked about it earlier today. Didn't say anything about it. You know, said we'll see. He is no longer on pup. So when they put him on the 53 man roster, he was removed from the pup less. So he is able to practice today. Whether he will, I mean, my guess is even if he does practice, it will be very light like he's not had a training camp at all. Yeah, obviously with the, you know, a pictorial injury that impacts your ability to lift and things like that. So I think even if he is out there, I wouldn't take it as an indication he's going to play in week one. I'd be pretty surprised if he's out there on Sunday. Elliott, we were discussing something earlier. I'm curious where you come down. You know, the Eagles the last five, six years, it's just, you know, we'd kind of get to this point of the year and we just know they're going to be in the playoffs. And then the question is how great are they going to be? Is it a division winner? Is it 12, 13, 14 wins or is it more of those wild card years like last year? Or you know, wild card round years? Elliott, when you look at the team this year, do you think they're a lock for the playoffs? Because if Dallas is going to be a contender,

6:14I look at the NFC and say, wow, there's a lot of good teams like someone, whether he equals the Lions, the Bears, the Niners, like I could see someone in the NFC. We view as good having nine or 10 wins and not getting in. How do you view the Eagles in terms of being a lock or not? So I think it's a great question because I think other years, especially the past three or four years, it would probably be viewed as a crazy question, right? Like, of course, they're going to make the playoffs. But I also think baked into the assumption that they will make the playoffs is forgetting how hard it is to make the playoffs year after year after year in the NFL. Without question, it would be a disappointing year if they didn't make the playoffs. But if they do, that'll be six years in a row. And only 11 other teams in the history of the NFL have accomplished that. Like, the league is set up to not allow teams to go year after year after year. I mean, you see it in Kansas City. Even those years, they were winning Super Bowl. They didn't look great during the regular season. And I think that's what you've seen with the Eagles in past few years. So, do I think the Eagles will make the playoffs? Yeah, I think they will. I think when you have Nick and Jalen, they know how to win games. They are good at finessing ugly games into wins.

7:18And I think if you look at the schedule, like they're better than almost every team, they play on it. So I think they will be a playoff team. But if they miss it, like there are certainly reasons why new coordinator, you know, playoffs, five years in a row, so many more games and other teams, and you know, a whole new receiving core. So I think they will. But I don't think people should take it as a lock because it's really, really hard to do year after year. And let's talk about some depth chart things that came out yesterday, including McCuy Lemmon being listed as Punt Returner Hugh felt a little skepticism at the idea. Your thought on Lemmon returning Punt some week one. So I don't love it. I mean, he returned the one punt in preseason and he fumbled it. And not only did he fumble it, he made a poor decision. It wasn't like, he, you know, it wasn't like an error where it was obvious he should catch it. He just dropped it. Like it came to him. He had already decided not to pick it up, tried to pick it up and fumbled it. So I think he did a poor job there. I think the benefit of him doing it would be watching McCuy throughout the offseason and especially in training camp when he did practice. He looks like somebody that needs, he needs a big play. He

8:18needs something to remind himself like, Hey, I got drafted in the first round. I can be a great pro. I was a great college player. And I think in the Punt Return game, if you can get the ball, there's a possibility that he has a big return and maybe that confidence can carry over to the offense aside of the ball. So in general, I don't love putting players that are important to the offense or defense back there. I just don't think it is worth the injury risk. But I think with McCuy right now, if he can get a big return in the Punt game, I think it would be really good for his confidence. Elliot, it's your parks with us here. As we get ready for week one, the Eagles, the commanders on Sunday. Elliot, I saw you were posting some graphics with the idea of the strengths and weaknesses to teams. We're kind of getting ready for a game for the first time in a while. Elliot, when you look at the commanders and the matchups Sunday, what stands out? I mean, I think it's interesting they have a new offense and defensive coordinator as much as we've done like all hour new. They're new on both sides. David Blowell with the offense and a coordinator that came from the Minnesota, Brian Flores, Treyon defense. So a lot of new for Washington. Obviously,

9:19Jayden Daniels, healthy to start the season. What you thought first thought on the matchup is you kind of dove into it. So I think no week one matchup is easy, especially the divisional one. So I don't think they should be expected to blow Washington out. But I do think it's a very favorable matchup for the Eagles. If you look at where Washington is strong and where they're not, it really matches up well with what the Eagles have. Like the Washington offensive line is banged up. They're missing Laramie Tunsell. A few other starters are dealing with injuries. We'll get a practice report later today to see who actually practices. But obviously a strength of this Eagles team should be the defensive line. So I can definitely picture them getting good pressure on Jayden Daniels. He takes a lot of sacks when he does play. He was sacked 18 times in seven games last year. So he is someone that you can bring down behind the line of scrimmage. So I think that sets up well for him. And I think the best strength of Washington in my opinion is their receivers. Terry McCoran, Stefan Diggs. I really like Antonio Williams at Clemson. So I think that's a strength. But we know the Eagles have two elite corners and potentially three and two equal. And if he can play

10:21to, you know, his biggest strength. So I definitely view this as a favorable matchup. I don't think there's many issues Washington causes where you go, okay, like they do this really well. The Eagles struggle against that. So outside of just being week one, it's being divisional, all those things. I think I think it's a really good matchup for the Eagles. All right. One more LA before we, we're going to play a game starting with you today this year. You'll be part of a game like on the show. But tonight the season starts in Seattle with the defending champion C-OX against AJ Brown on the Patriots. We had Ray Dittinger on earlier. He expects AJ to have a big here. Hugh Douglas basically waving the Patriots pom-poms today for AJ Brown. I'm trying to get some bread. I made a couple of bets. I'm just trying to get this bread. What's your, what's your game? We'll spend that bread and London together if you want. Yeah, don't buy them green, buy them green bags. What's your guess on the kind of night tonight and the season AJ is going to have? So I think the Patriots are going to win the Super Bowl. They're my pick for Super Bowl winners this year. Seeing them in the joint practice against the Eagles, I was extremely impressed with them. Like I think they're really good. They have a great defense. They have maybe the best

11:24receivers in the NFL or certainly in that discussion after adding AJ and Romeo dobs. So I really like the Patriots this year. As for tonight, I think it's a very tough matchup. Like in Seattle, Super Bowl home opener. Obviously Seattle's defense is very good. So I think tonight maybe won't be everything that AJ is going to be. But yeah, I mean, I think AJ is going to have like a Torello in 2004, stay quam barkly 2024 season. I think he is going to be awesome up there. Alright, well that one I wasn't ready for that. I mean, I mean, look, statistically he'll probably do well with me. But if they win the Super Bowl, boy, boy, that's going to be a lot of reaction here. It's almost like you can win games with AJ. You know, I know everyone says he's selfish now, but they certainly won plenty. It would be nice if he tries this season. I mean, that would be that would be wonderful. You know, the most overrated thing that we've talked ourselves into is that AJ's lack of effort is why they weren't good last year. I would have a great year, but it's insane. The length. So, you know, in the Niners game, he caught the ball and threw it on the ground. Like a lot of people had a bad game in that night. Hold on a second. I need to before we get to

12:27our game. Now now you got my head spinning here. Because so to me, you've had three differentiating opinions that they all can't be true if the reality is true. So I know you've been on record that if the Tula was kind of unfairly blamed, right? Yeah. Okay. Also, you're you think Jalen Hertz has played good football last year, right? Yeah. I mean, I think you know, it wasn't great, but yeah, yeah, the career I had touched down. So, so so Patoot, not Patoot, Oswald. Jalen wasn't bad last year. I guess I'll frame your opinion that way. And AJ didn't not didn't dog it. Then why? Like what's the explanation for him having such a better year this year? How can we rectify that? Yeah. To me, it's got to be the coordinator was bad. The quarterback was bad or he didn't get full effort. So I think that's just a little bit baked in there of blaming who we want to blame. Like it feels better to blame Patoot, because he's not here. It feels better to blame AJ, because he's not here. The reality of why they weren't very good last year was because the offensive line wasn't very good. They couldn't run the ball. They had a ton of pre-snap penalties

13:30to put them behind the sticks of time. And despite all that, because of AJ still had a thousand yards, by the way, almost single handedly helped them beat the Rams. The team everybody thinks we're going to win the Super Bowl this year. Like those guys did have really strong moments. So I think the reason they weren't good last year is not the exciting reason everybody wants it to be. Again, it feels better to blame AJ. It feels better to blame Patoot, but the guys still here didn't have outstanding years last year along the offensive line. So if they have a better offensive line this year, if they're cleaner before the snap, I think they'll be a great team again. All right. I just think one of the three has to be more fault than the other. But all right, the offensive line obviously wasn't issue. Okay, Ellie, are you excited and ready to play a little game we like to call Kista Baby? Each time to kiss the baby. All right, Ellie, I'm excited to welcome you in this. I think you'll have fun with this. So it revered Kista Baby as well. So if people forgot or like, what is that again? It's kind of a reverse survivor where every week we have to pick a team that will not make the playoffs with the goal, Ellie, and if having a perfect postseason by the end, the catch, of course, is you have to

14:34eliminate teams before they're eliminated. So you can't just hold whoever you think the worst team in the NFL is for week 17, 18 because they'll be eliminated long before that and that doesn't count, then you're stuck with them. So that's how we do it. We go week by week and then obviously you have your teams you pick and then you'll kind of fill out your as you go throughout the year. And then we go in order each week, we change the order. So if let's say you went first and picked a team, you couldn't pick that same team that week. They're off the board for that week. So Ellie, it's going to be easy for you because you get the first overall pick of the season. Ellie, give us a team that you already are eliminating from postseason contention. So after here, you explain it, my pick's going to be different because I think I understand the strategy a little bit different now. I think the obvious one is the Arizona Cardinals. Like they might not win a single game. They have no talents. The fact they paid Jacobi percent is one of the more insane decisions. I think honestly, in NFL history, when you consider just a complete waste of money. Yeah, so I'm going to go here as an cardinals. It's a good one, Ellie. And not to mention, they play in a division that had three teams in the

15:35final four of the NFC. I mean, they're going to just get their butts kicked all year long. All right, Ellie, it goes with the cardinals with the first pick. Kyle, you're up second this week. Yeah. All right. So I'm going to solve launch a bit of a newer strategy for me this year. I think I'm going to go with a less obvious team right off the jump. So that as the season goes on, I get a clear picture. I will just take the obvious ones as we go. Right now, I'm going to eliminate the commanders from the playoff. I like that on the week one. I'm just not buying the commanders this season. I think they finished last in the division. And I'm going to get them out of the way now. It's a little bit of a risk because you know, with Jaden Daniels and what we saw them do a couple years ago. Yeah, you know, they could enough on themselves in the mix. We will see, but I'm going to take the commanders out early on. Okay. So cardinals, commanders, that puts you Douglas up for pick three this week. You have to eliminate a team off the jump. So many to choose from. You do have some good ones to choose from. But I think I'm going to go with

16:35one that, you know, I think I'm going to go with the tanks. I'm going to Tennessee. Okay. I mean, I think they'll be bad. You're not buying. Good word. No. No. They're not buying him. I don't think. What do you mean? He's a number one overall pick last year. I know. I see you. Well, I just I ended up wanting to report us down. It definitely not buying the Jared Stelman. Yeah, he's not buying them at all. That was pretty funny. All right. That gives me the final pick this week. You guys left me the Miami Dolphins. I was going to pick the Dolphins. That is doubting the Tullo. Yeah. Well, that's why I always think I knew he'd leave before me. Dolphins is my pick. They're in, they're in tank. So Elliott, we appreciate it. We'll play next week and we'll talk to you soon. Sounds good. Talk to you guys later. There he goes. LHR Park. He rebounded there from, you know, leaving us on the hook for 20 minutes. Do we buy his excuse, by the way? That is, you know, his wife told him to turn the phone off. So he's got the apps. That sounds viable. I agree. It does. It does sound like it sounds viable. It's plausible. Yeah. Now, but you got to remember to take that feature off during the day, right? You're

17:36working. Yeah. Yeah. And look, if this is day one of this, I can understand the hiccup, you know. That's all right. Now he gets to pass this time. This time. But if happens again next week, we'll be back. He's Jay's fired from W. Yeah. He's he's adding here. All right. Before we, we'll have you people coming up in a few minutes. Here, I think we should play this for everyone, though, because yeah, how do we not play this one? It's out there. Jason Lockon for a latest of what he's hearing about the Eagles, the future of Jalen and what's going on with the Eagles as the college football season started. Let's hear you locking for. Philadelphia is going to scout and watch and evaluate this 2027 college draft class at the quarterback position, which looks to be very strong. And I had multiple general managers tell me in the off season, if Brendan Soresby was allowed in the supplemental draft that the Eagles may have put a second round picking for him, a second round tender to try to get Brendan Soresby and start developing him as their next quarterback. Colpate, numerous executives who have really evaluated quarterbacks well over the years. Guys, I'm known for decades. Believe that this kid has started potential. He's not going anywhere. Andy Dalton is probably the odd man out. Andy Dalton, maybe you get a late

18:40round pick for it. Plenty of time for that to get sorted out, but Tandemake has been great in the preseason and they think he's somebody who could come in and back up in a pinch. Peyton might be a long-term developmental guy who gets on the field not this year and Jalen Hertz is he infill it off here in 2027? It's going to have to play really well to make sure that's the case. Anything for that surprise you? No, I mean, you know, if you're the Eagles, you're always doing your due diligence at that at that position and the fact that like don't anybody get upset, but there's a lot of question marks about Jalen this year. The fact that he doesn't have any guarantee money should tell you everything, you know, but it's still in Jalen's hands. And if the Eagles are thinking about drafting the quarterback, it's on Jalen to make sure that that quarterback, if they draft one doesn't get a chance to play. Yeah, well, I mean, that's the part, the other stuff, I mean, Peyton being a prospect and, you know, McKee, whatever, that's whatever. I mean, we know that it's interesting. And what will be interesting here because this is supposed to be a great quarterback draft class is if we start Eagles get one and if we start hearing throughout the fall that they're

19:42thinking about getting a quarterback Saturday, it's sexist Ohio State, right? That's going to be a good archmaning Julian saying, but my manning for sure, maybe saying both potential first round picks. Like that's one of those where do we see a story that the Eagles have a scout there? Probably, I mean, they can definitely and they can have a scout there to look at other people, right? Because those teams are loaded with NFL players, but I think there'll be a trail by the end of the season. Like, are the Eagles looking at all the quarterbacks? That's what I mean. I mean, you have, like, listen, this is the reality of it. You have to, you know, I'm pretty sure even the Kansas City Chiefs are probably looking at one. They probably, like, you would be, you have to do your due diligence. You have to. But there is a difference if the chiefs are looking at the other. Well, if the chiefs are looking for one, they're probably looking for later round. Yeah, because you know, they just gave my homes. Yeah. Yeah. And again, if Jaylen plays well, then he would be the start. To you, I know you were in Atlanta, then the Eagles did this. They were on the trail in 21, Jalen's first year as a starter because the idea was, let's give them a year.

20:42Let's see. And then guess what he did. He played well enough in 21s to convince them not to take a quarterback in the 22 draft. They both around him. And so to me, it's like it's deja vu all over again. Now what what the difference is or could be is how he plays right. He convinced them five years ago. Do not draft a quarterback. Yeah. Build around me and it worked out perfectly. Yeah. Now we're doing it again. But I mean, there was a meme of how he watching Kenny Pickett when he was a college win binoculars. I mean, how he was at the game. Like they they were looking in that draft. And obviously it worked out that they didn't take one. All right. 215, 592, 94, 90 for coming up. You and some of your phone calls. Relive them a gurgs in Roarsford. It is the rally in Roarsford on sports radio 94 WIP. Hey everybody is tailgate season about now. You know my favorite thing to bring to tailgate is about the Jack Daniels Tennessee whiskey. I'm talking about honey fire apple or the new blackberry spice up your tailgate with one of Jack Daniels flavors. Jack Daniels honey, you know, sometimes that'll be to go to all the pins on what kind of feeling you're in. And then sometimes you might want to mix it up and bring some of that fire whiskey to the tailgate. That

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22:47replay and react to before we get out of here. But first good morning Joe and good morning Corn Holy O. Oh yeah. My. Listen to what I do to town because I want to get degrees the ear headphones man. So spiking when I once I can spike you. I don't see him yet. But I'm sure that's probably because they're here. You could just use your own headphones. That's what I do. I didn't feel like plug. Oh, okay. No, it is. It's a thoughtful thing for you to do because not everyone. It is. You know. Corn Holy O. Well, it's a great thing. It's a great thing. It's a great thing. It's a great thing. You do give Corn Holy O. But the tell over that. Why is Hugh pretending that he has hair? Because that's the only only hair I got right now is to pretend here. Pretending is such a hurtful word. Why are you pretending? Everybody lies. Why are you lying to get here? But like acting is though you have hair. Yeah. Yeah. Well, Hugh starting off by immediately denouncing having children. What did I do? You came up with the kids that were yelling at the police. Oh no, that's why I said I said that's why I counted. I said I am not mad at the kids because I know what kids do. People don't

23:50listen to the couch parts, you know. Yeah. My takeaway from that, that story that you told that was on the parents. Yeah, well, it wasn't even their fault. Yeah, I was. Eventually it was. It was screaming in your ear. It was. It was. It was. It's whole Kyle this last night. If it was me, right. And my kids, they're a little above the age now. I don't think they would do that. But like three or four years ago, they were doing that. Yeah. Like I don't think they would act the way anymore. But like if they three or four years ago, they're screaming like that. And I recognize there's people in front that paid for a ticket. I would say them like, hey, calm down. That's just a pain. Yeah, kids cool it a little bit. Yeah, right. Because it's not you right here. It's not their fault. They're kids. Not their kids. But their parents should have said, hey, that man that you're screaming in his ear the whole time. Don't do it. I was more impressed that they were able to do it like as much as they wanted to. Yeah, that's where it was like the reality kicked in for me. I was like, damn, I was screaming a lot. Yeah, it was. It was like, it was, I mean, and they screamed like it was a high pitch shrill that they were able to just replicate at any time they wanted to.

24:53Well, you know, I mean, I didn't have a problem with it. It was just like, because kid, that's what kids do. Yeah, it was more like, wow, they really are screaming. Well, it was more of me reflecting on the fact that I can't do that. And it was like, it made me think of you being able to do it. No, I'm just saying, but just thinking about it, you wouldn't think well, that guy. But, no, but I'm just saying, but think about, I was thinking about, you know, the power of being young and being able to scream like that at the top of your lungs and it not affect you. That's that's kind of, I know, if I did that, my voice is gone for that's what I'm saying. Like, you, we get horse. We can't scream like that, but they probably woke up the next morning feeling great. Feeling fine. Probably screaming. Yeah. Yeah. The video board wasn't doing us any favors. It's kept in, you know, doing the whole make noise thing. Yeah. Yeah. They took them up on that. Yeah. Full advantage of the time they had. So is Kyle going to get reprimanded for all the technical difficulties. Yes, it was all your fault. Yeah. That sounds by right. Not the internet is you.

25:54Back there. Who's Kyle? Did Luke go on vacation? No, Luke, Luke, it was, it was Luke was filling in for a guy. They were saying he got, they were, they were alluding to the end of Kyle getting wally pipped. Yes. No. Luke, Luke, Luke, Luke going to do porn somewhere. He's a porn. He got that point. I mean, this is what they they panel to me. They are paying. They are paying. You going to point. He got that porn boy. See the facial expressions. What's a porn voice to people? Hey, hey, you know, how he talks. Hey, I don't think of you can deliver into pizza. He's wanting to do movies again. Yeah, to be. I feel like I feel like porn is more about the looks than than than the voice, you know, well, I mean, I don't know. I don't really do. Well, you do know, but, you know, it seemed like you knew. Yeah. I don't watch the porn. I don't know. You seem to know a lot about it. I don't watch the porn. How do you expect me? Joe, it's get excited for the season when all you guys do is hate. Hey, nobody's hating. Nobody. We had just a conversation. Hate seeing your heart. Let it out. Hate seeing your heart. Cannot wait until Hugh Douglas's brain is donated to sign.

26:59That's not funny. That's not funny because that means he's gone. Well, that's true. Yeah. Yeah, I cannot wait to use. No, okay. You finally get to see you. One 15 every time. One 15. I guarantee that dude probably haven't seen his feet since high school. I knew he was coming. Yeah. I'm probably barbed. All right. No, nothing else. Anything else? And ain't got no, ain't got no, ain't got no females. Let it go. Okay. Uh, what about below the belt? Yeah, he, he, he saw that in forever. All right. Yeah, it's moving on. But yeah, when we got to address your transgressions today, because what I do, well, this is outrageous tonight. I mean, you are at an eagle's pup rally and you gave everyone this. Who's hoping for age and do well? I don't. It hits. It really hits. Well, I'm hoping from the do well because it, it creates, it creates topics to talk about tomorrow, because let me tell you what's going to happen. We're going to talk about them anyway tomorrow. If I said that, they would throw me out of here. No, like I'm rooting for age for topics. Let me finish. No, listen, because what's going to happen is this.

28:03People are going to overreact to one game. Like we always do. We're talking about C because Duke buddy already did it. He said, he said buddy called in talking about age is going to play well. I was going to show you how how Jayland isn't this, that in the third. Jayland got to the sun to prove that wrong. Like, it's just, that's the vacuum that most folks live in. Yeah. This game tonight is going to tell everybody everything that they need to know in their mind about AJ. Oh, he quit on the team. Man, not hamstring. We get a second quarter and the 25 yards receiving is going to be wonderful. You think you don't think it's ham? Yeah, I'm not, maybe not tonight, but at some point he will. He's fine. Oh, not tonight though. It's not he. He's breaking down. Tonight, he probably going to go ham. Well, he's hoping for age to do well. I am. I am. Unfortunately, I'm going to use that a lot this season. No, that's fine. I mean, I am because I, I got money on it. Just like everybody. Everybody. That's what I'm telling you. Doesn't matter. And I don't, I mean, I'm just telling you what it is. I don't get what this meant for you. You place the place that you put the you people. Think about your acting as if someone handed you a bet slip. It said this is yours.

29:03You placed the ball. I played. I did place it back because I was feeling good. I was feeling great. Because you've been saying, hey, it's just you've been an agent. Same dude the big year. Same dude the big Colorado to win last week. How that work out? Nobody cares. You are unfired, dude. I am. And the season just started. Jay Apollo. You're in mid season for him with this one. Because I, you know, I know AJ and Jaylon, not that close anymore, but I didn't know him in Drake May became this close like overnight. And this is the narrative that you said we're going to be looking out for tonight. And that's all the conversation. The narrative tonight is going to be Drake May and AJ Brown hooking up. You know, okay, I use so childish. That label story becomes secondary to that pretty quick. Up into those childish. How do we know they haven't hooked up already? And the way he's talking about it. Hey, don't cry. Like what he's saying? Hey, don't, hey, don't worry about it. Drake, I got you. Just throw the ball into vicinity and I'll catch you. I'm more micrable to be with my husband. I'm just saying, some where Mike Vribble is like, no one's going to talk to me about my issue anymore.

30:07No, they're totally off the hook. If we come in tomorrow, the narrative is that Drake May and AJ Brown hooked up. It's going to be a wild day. This is going to be a wild day. Yes. What was great day here? I would say it was in Roarersford and it doesn't end now. I mean, the spike and I hear I'll see them. Well, that's because they're across from me. Yes. But we here's what you have a spike calling me names. Can you hear? No, I'll do that during the show. We do have here at McGurk's Swoop and Eagles Show Leaders coming to three o'clock and the locker room punch all day long. Hugh Douglas is a fish. All drink locker room punch Jack Blackberry fresh blackberries fresh lemon sprite. It's a great day. Great crowd out here. We appreciate everyone being part of it. Hugh football starts tonight tonight. We get an NFL game today. Now we're brown. Yeah, whatever that means. And of course, the Eagles on Sunday. Thanks to McGurks for having us. After the show is next. Everyone's stay tuned on sports radio 94 WIP.